00:00Dad, I love that you're here, but I don't need you to check on me.
00:03I just want to help.
00:04I know you're going through something with your marriage.
00:07Okay, see?
00:09Everybody knows.
00:09It's a place like a fishbowl.
00:10That guy knows.
00:11He doesn't know.
00:12Excuse me.
00:13You know that my husband left me for a grad student, right?
00:16Yes.
00:19What can I do for you, Greg?
00:20I'm here to make sure that Katie's job is safe.
00:23She burned down the faculty house.
00:25It was an accident.
00:26She also assaulted a professor.
00:28I still love you.
00:29Ow!
00:30That was on purpose.
00:33You're a best-selling author parents have actually heard of.
00:36We really could use your help.
00:38In the book, Rooster, sex a few times.
00:3916 times.
00:40Oh, good.
00:41You counted.
00:4117 if you include the oral sex.
00:43Have to include that.
00:46Yeah, let's include it.
00:48Look, we all mess up.
00:50But at our cause, we are all good people.
00:53You are a bad person, and I hate you.
00:56Hey, Rooster!
00:58Oh, hey there!
00:59The kids call you Rooster?
01:01Some of the kids think I'm kind of like my character.
01:03Nice washboard.
01:06Are you okay?
01:07Anytime Katie has a problem, I swoop in.
01:10But I can't fix this.
01:12I'm not Rooster.
01:13This is college.
01:14You can be the Rooster if you want.
01:16Hey, sailor.
01:17Cock.
01:17A doodle-doodle.
01:19I don't think it's a good idea.
01:21I am not going to succumb to peer pressure.
01:24Let's go.
01:24Come on.
01:25All right.
01:25All right.
01:26Let's go.
01:26There you go.
01:30We do hard things to make ourselves stronger.
01:34But you can't continue unless you put some gasoline on the fire.
01:38Crush it, Rooster!
01:39I'm going to crush it!
01:40Ah!
01:40Ah!
01:42You're a cop!
01:44Shh.
01:45Nobody's spoken.
01:47Oh, shh.
01:48I'll chase her!
01:48Okay, okay.
01:49You go!
01:52Did she say how long to wait?
01:54Because I think we are supposed to start...
01:56Oh, all right.
01:57Nice mustache, jerk.
01:58I can hear you.
01:59Yeah, I know.
02:00I know.
02:01No, I didn't.
02:02I'm sorry.
02:03I want to get better.
02:04I want to get better.
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