- 2 days ago
Waterboy šæ Englishsub
Category
š„
Short filmTranscript
00:00Donovan Miller
00:07Star quarterback
00:09High school god
00:11Hetero heartthrob
00:13And a self-absorbed jock
00:16He's everything I hate about this place
00:19And everything I want
00:21Kaden
00:22I want you
00:24Never done this before
00:28Don't worry
00:32You're my first guy too
00:43Do you really think
00:45Do you have a chance with the straight star quarterback?
00:49It's not like that, I don't even like him
00:59I hate jock
01:01Tony didn't give us a chance
01:03Donovan, wait
01:07Hey
01:11Did I give you permission to say my name?
01:15I fell asleep
01:19You dreaming about me?
01:23Oh my god
01:27Oh my god
01:29This twink's got a boner
01:31He's got a boner
01:35Half the football team just saw my boner
01:41I am so dead
01:43He had a dirty dream about Donovan
01:45And got a boner
01:47It's not a boner
01:48I'm a shower, not a grower
01:52Oh, looks like a boner to me, dude
01:55Bro
01:56You know Donovan's straight
01:57With a capital S, right?
01:59Kaden here
02:01Got bricked up for the straight QB
02:03Donovan, wait
02:05Well, you're so tiny
02:07No one notices when you get hard
02:08Oh shit
02:09Look who's got a backbone now that he's student body president
02:21He's nothing more than the class fairy
02:26Better watch your ass
02:27Kaden here has the hots for you
02:29Is that true, Kaden?
02:32You got the hots for me?
02:40You trying to convert me to the dark side?
02:43Darth Gator?
02:45Don't flatter yourself
02:50Oh my god
02:55Kaden's coming for you, Donovan
02:56It actually looks like hell
03:01That's enough
03:03Kaden, detention
03:04What? Why? I didn't do anything
03:06For harassing our star quarterback
03:08Boys don't need that kind of attention from other boys
03:20Bye, Kaden
03:26I don't know what's worse
03:28Getting a boner in front of the class
03:30Or that the most hoorah hetero quarterback ever gave it to me
03:34Your ass is mine
03:39What?
03:45Donovan
03:48What are you doing?
03:52You thought you could hide it
03:54But I caught you
03:56That boner wasn't about you
03:57It's not like I could control it
03:59This isn't about your boner, Kaden
04:02It's about your activities budget
04:04Where'd you get this?
04:06Please
04:08Two weeks as student body president
04:10And you're already abusing your power
04:12While equitable distribution of resources isn't abuse
04:16Fancy way of saying you hate football and you want to kill our budget
04:20Football gets 90% of activity funds
04:23That's not fair to the rest of us who get only scraps
04:26Dude, come on
04:28You don't really think that your LGBTQIA whatever committee needs as much money as we do
04:35Why do you care? It's not like you're paying for any of this
04:38We need that money to go to nationals
04:40That's my only chance to get scouted to get away from my dad this town
04:44You know what?
04:45Well I have dreams too, Donovan
04:47Harvard only takes students that make an impact
04:50This budget is the way to prove that I can
04:53Well the football team isn't going to take it lying down
04:58You may call the shots on the field
05:01But I call the shots inside the school
05:03So my budget proposal stays
05:06Change the budget back or I'll make you
05:10How you gonna do that?
05:14By giving you what you really want
05:27What are you doing?
05:29Dude, it's a joke
05:31It's a joke
05:33Okay, but I uh
05:35I did see you dreaming about me in class
05:38You were yelling at me?
05:40You were yelling at me?
05:42I did dream about you
05:44But it's called a nightmare
05:46And explain your boner, Caden
05:49He's probably got the football team hiding just out of sight
05:52Ready to humiliate me if I fall for this
05:55Am I a joke to you?
05:57Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm desperate
06:00Don't take my football team to fly your rainbow flag, okay?
06:04Just change the budget back
06:05Change the budget back
06:08Or else
06:16You think I'm making the football team fly my rainbow flag?
06:22Let's see how you like this
06:23I can't pull you at all
06:37The game didn't have a crush on
06:39Don't open it
06:41Guys, let's just focus on the game, okay?
06:42Okay
07:02What the hell?
07:04Someone sabotaged our uniforms
07:07What do we do? Kick off some five minutes
07:09Guys, it's just paint
07:12Quit being a pussy
07:13And suit up
07:17Suit up, let's go five minutes
07:23It's your first game of the season
07:25I'm your announcer, Student Bodies President, Caden Russell
07:28And I'm his trusty sidekick, Alexa Kennedy
07:31Let's go boys!
07:32Goal!
07:33Goal!
07:34Goal!
07:35Goal!
07:36Goal!
07:38Goal!
07:39Goal!
07:41Goal!
07:42Wow, new look for the Hawks
07:44Yeah, is this a football game or a gay pride parade?
07:46Will that Donovan Miller lead for Teenå° & Doesn't he look Gorgeous doing it?
07:53The rainbow really turned back
07:55Oh, absolutely
07:58Enjoying yourself?
07:59I don't know what you're talking about.
08:05I knew it was you.
08:12Where did you get this?
08:13You dropped it in the uniforms.
08:16You're gonna pay for this.
08:22Finally showing your true color! Don't fruit set!
08:25Shut up!
08:26I bet you said if everyone's doing a dog strats after the game.
08:29One more word out of you and I'm kicking your fucking ass, second string!
08:32Dustin, let it go! Try to get in your head!
08:36I'm sorry, did you say kick my ass or lick my ass?
08:39No, no, no!
08:40No, Dustin, no!
08:43Get up, get up, get up!
08:45Get up, get up, get up, get up!
08:47Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!
08:49Hold on, get up, get up!
08:51Hold on, get up, get up, get up, get up!
08:53Oh, my shit!
08:55It looks like our quarterback, Donovan Miller, has been injured!
08:59There is something wrong!
09:01Fuck!
09:02Our quarterback is hurt, and it's all my fault.
09:08Donovan, I am so sorry.
09:09The uniforms, they were a stupid prank.
09:11I really didn't mean for this to happen.
09:12You sabotaged our uniforms and got Donovan hurt.
09:16You were dead, motherfucker.
09:18Move, move.
09:20You!
09:21What if he's still hurt for the homecoming game against Fumont, our biggest rivals?
09:26You're expelled!
09:27What?
09:29No.
09:29Expelling him won't teach him his lesson.
09:34He's got to learn some school spirit.
09:37And I know just what to do.
09:40Have him come to our next practice.
09:42What?
09:43Fine.
09:446 a.m. Monday morning, bright and early.
09:47Report, and Donovan will take over from there.
09:59Okay, let's have it.
10:04What are you going to make me do?
10:05Clean your dirty jockstrap?
10:07Shine your cleats?
10:09Scrub the shower?
10:11Oh.
10:16You're not getting off that easy.
10:17What do I have to do to get off?
10:27Welcome to the team!
10:30Waterboy?
10:31I'm the king of this.
10:32I'm the king of this.
10:34I'm the king of this.
10:35I'm the king of this.
10:40No way!
10:41I am not wearing that.
10:42You can just make me clean something and get it over with.
10:45Well, it's either this or you get expelled.
10:49And if you get expelled, that means no new activities budget and no Harvard.
10:55She was wisely.
11:00Donovan!
11:01It's Captain.
11:16I stood up to the homophobic football team, and now I'm the waterboy to the hot quarterback
11:22from hell.
11:23This is bullying.
11:26Well, looks like I guessed your size, right?
11:29You're unbelievable.
11:32Oh man, you got him so good. This is hilarious.
11:35You fuck with our uniforms, we fuck with yours.
11:38Hey, guys, hey!
11:40We play our biggest rivals of the season next week, so get back on the field.
11:44How long do I have to do this?
11:53You belong to me. So, as long as I want.
12:02Donovan!
12:03Donovan!
12:04Donovan!
12:05Donovan!
12:06Donovan!
12:07Donovan!
12:08Donovan!
12:09Donovan!
12:10Donovan!
12:11Donovan!
12:12Donovan!
12:13Donovan!
12:14Donovan!
12:15Donovan!
12:16Donovan!
12:17Donovan!
12:18I'm going to the principal. This is cruel.
12:19Go ahead, the principal already signed off.
12:20And she's not going to improve your budget unless you show a little school spirit.
12:24But, hey, if you can't handle it, by all means, just pull your budget proposal.
12:29Donovan acts like he's teaching me a lesson, but this feels less like punishment. More like flirting.
12:47At least give me something different to wear.
12:49It needs to look like I'm hazing him or the team will make things worse for Caden.
12:54Besides...
12:55No.
12:56I like the way you look at this.
13:00Are you hitting on me?
13:02Because, bad news, I would never go for a self-obsessed jock like you.
13:08Liar!
13:10Come on.
13:11If I wanted you, in school, on this field, anywhere, you'd be begging for it.
13:27You wish.
13:31Now, do you have an actual task for me?
13:34Or did you just come for the view?
13:37Why don't you go ahead and organize the equipment?
13:39It's not a walker.
13:40Huh?
13:41Whoop!
13:45Oh!
13:49Oh!
13:56You playing with my balls, Waterboy?
13:58boy? Shouldn't you be on the field? Uh, yeah, but I'm still injured, so. Okay, let me go
14:10early. Oh, that's so fast. I can't raise this arm above my head, so I need you to wash my
14:19hair. You want me to get in the shower with you? Chop, chop, water boy. These locks aren't
14:28going to wash themselves.
14:47The hottest quarterback in this state is showering in front of me and I can't touch. This is torture.
14:58. It doesn't matter.
15:00. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
15:10Yeah, give it nice and cool.
15:40Do you want to rinse off too?
16:06I should get to class.
16:16Donovan put me in a tiny waterboy uniform and made me shower with him.
16:20What a closet case.
16:23Earth to Gaden, are you okay?
16:29Sorry, what were you saying?
16:30Um, just that I think that it-
16:32Hey look everyone, it's Gaden!
16:34Gaden here had a really hard time in math the other day.
16:39You seem pretty focused on me, Justin.
16:41Are you sure you're not gay?
16:43Keep talking, homie-o, and see what happens.
16:47No!
16:49If I don't do something quick, I'm gonna get my ass kicked by the football team in front
16:54of the whole school.
16:56You know when you hold me close like this, I get so excited.
17:01You're just a bottom who loves getting attention from the football team, don't you?
17:05You're the one making me hang out at practice in booty shorts.
17:07You don't think we see it, Fairy Poppins?
17:09How obsessed you are with us?
17:11You cut our budget to the football team to get our attention.
17:13I'm the student body president, it's my job to propose a budget.
17:16You only won because Donovan's dad didn't let him run.
17:19You're just a weird homo kid who can't take a hint.
17:22You want me to change the budget?
17:25Fine, football won't get any funding.
17:27That's an abuse of power.
17:29He's not the president, he's the queen.
17:32If you want to be the queen, you have to look the part.
17:42So pretty.
17:43Now maybe you can get boys to look at you.
17:49Get your hands off my waterboard.
17:56What are you doing?
17:57What?
17:58We're showing him what happens when you fuck with the football team.
18:01I told you he's mine.
18:03Only I get to fuck with him.
18:05Oh, come on, baby.
18:06He wants to be the queen.
18:07We were just helping him look at the part.
18:10Oh my god, babe, you're so right.
18:11That's so funny.
18:16You're a messy bitch, and now you look like one too.
18:21Lay off, Keating!
18:22I will not tell you again.
18:28Hey, are you okay?
18:32Don't act like the hero when you're the one who put the target on my back, Captain.
18:37What do you want?
18:50You want chores for your water, boy?
18:51Why are you mad at me?
18:52Because you are worse than them, Donovan.
18:55At least Justin is honest about hating me.
18:56But you...
18:57You make fun of me, you insult me, then you flirt with me, and then you defend me.
18:58I would rather get punched than my fuck.
18:59That's not what I'm doing.
19:00I don't know.
19:01What do you want?
19:02What do you want?
19:03You want chores for your water, boy?
19:05Why are you mad at me?
19:08Because you are worse than them, Donovan.
19:12At least Justin is honest about hating me.
19:17You...
19:18You make fun of me, you insult me, then you flirt with me, and then you defend me.
19:23I would rather get punched than my fuck.
19:26That's not what I'm doing.
19:28Then what?
19:29What are you doing, Donovan?
19:32What is your game plan?
19:33I don't know!
19:35That's the problem, okay?
19:39Caden, you make me feel things that I've never felt before, and...
19:56What things?
19:57I don't know.
19:58What things?
19:59I don't know.
20:00Things.
20:01Curiosity and...
20:03Excitement.
20:04Anger.
20:05What?
20:06Are you...
20:07Are you gay?
20:08What?
20:09Fuck no.
20:10Of course not.
20:11Because what's worse than being gay?
20:12That's not what I meant.
20:13I...
20:14I just...
20:15I'm just interested in you.
20:18Since when?
20:19I don't know when it started.
20:20When you ran for student council, or...
20:21When you worked as a lifeguard at the community pool, or...
20:23When I saw that stupid budget and I couldn't get it...
20:24Or you...
20:25Out of my head.
20:26I don't know.
20:27I don't know what I meant.
20:28I just...
20:29I'm just interested in you.
20:31Since when?
20:32I don't know when it started.
20:33When you ran for student council, or...
20:34When you worked as a lifeguard at the community pool, or...
20:36When I saw that stupid budget and I couldn't get it...
20:37Or you...
20:38Out of my head.
20:39I don't know what's happening inside of me.
20:46And I'm so confused...
20:47I feel like you're the only one who would understand.
20:52It...
20:53I'm so confused, and...
20:54I feel like you're the only one who would understand.
20:57It...
20:58I'm so confused.
21:00I feel like you're the only one who would understand.
21:03I'll try to make it more of a good day, and...
21:05I'm so confused.
21:08I can't tell if he's being real with me right now, or if this is another trick to get me
21:24to change my budget.
21:25Whatever you're feeling, I don't want any part of it.
21:37Worst to be the waterboy for Donovan Miller, the straight quarterback I can't stop dreaming
21:41about.
21:42And now he might be dreaming about me, too.
21:47Hey waterboy, time for your ass kicking.
21:49Donovan told you to leave me alone.
21:51Donovan was the one who sent us.
21:54You're lying.
21:59He wouldn't do that.
22:02You're such a pussy, no wonder you like dick so much.
22:04Another football team against just me?
22:07You sure I'm the pussy?
22:08You talk a lot for someone with zero backup.
22:17This is just the beginning, twink.
22:20Welcome to hell.
22:21Kick his ass, guys.
22:23Show him what happens when you mess with the football team.
22:27Back off, back off or I'll hit you.
22:32Oh no, you're gonna hit me?
22:34Someone get me a jock strap, now!
22:38Get him.
22:40Get him.
22:41You like the taste of dick, right?
22:46The next person who touches Caden is dead.
22:59What the hell, man?
23:00He's the one that injured you right before the biggest game of the season.
23:03It only makes sense when we get the fag back.
23:05Say that shit again and it'll break your jaw.
23:07It's your fault I got injured.
23:09If you weren't so homophobic, those stupid jokes wouldn't even matter.
23:12You're blaming me?
23:13You're the one who let them in your head.
23:15You think Viewmont's not gonna pull the same shit at homecoming?
23:18I can't believe you're taking Gade inside over mine.
23:22Touch Caden again and you're off the team.
23:27You guys are pathetic.
23:29The football team against one guy?
23:31You think you're tough?
23:38Call the cops.
23:40Report them.
23:41Come on, man.
23:42I'll be your witness.
23:44I just want to go home.
23:48You guys are paying for this at the next practice.
23:50500 push-ups, 200 sprints, and full body contact drills until you puke.
23:56Now get out of my face.
23:58Go!
24:04You should go to the hospital.
24:06I'm fine.
24:08You should-
24:09Well, at least let me put a bandaid on your cut.
24:11I can do it myself.
24:25Don't let all this fool you.
24:26Being a gay kid in a small town isn't as glamorous as it looks.
24:30You don't have to act tough around me, Caden.
24:31What are you doing?
24:35What are you doing?
24:36Caden, I want you.
24:37You want me?
24:38Shit.
24:39Why did I say that?
24:40I can't do it.
24:41I can't do it.
24:42You don't have to act tough around me, Caden.
24:43Don't let all this fool you.
24:44Being a gay kid in a small town isn't as glamorous as it looks.
24:48You don't have to act tough around me, Caden.
24:55What are you doing?
24:57Caden, I want you.
25:02You want me?
25:05Shit.
25:06Why did I say that?
25:07I can't drop feelings I'm not ready to back up.
25:10I want you to pull your budget proposal.
25:15You know I can't do that.
25:16It's my only way to Harvard.
25:20Well, I got the football team to back off for now, but...
25:23I can't be around to protect you all the time.
25:25I don't need you to protect me.
25:28I should go, Caden.
25:29You can't bike in this state.
25:32Hey, let me give you a ride.
25:34Come on, Caden.
25:35Say yes.
25:36Let me take care of you.
25:38I need this.
25:40I'm fine.
25:46Let's go.
25:48Okay.
25:50Look.
25:52I'm sorry about what the team did.
25:55I'm gonna take care of you from now on.
25:59See your practice?
26:11Hey, look at you.
26:16So, you're coming to student council after school.
26:18Senior lock-in is Thursday.
26:19We have to finish planning.
26:20I can't.
26:22Football practice.
26:23Sorry, you're skipping student council for football?
26:27Well, if I want to keep my position as student body president, I don't have a choice.
26:30I'm the new water boy.
26:31What?
26:32I'm thirsty.
26:33Here.
26:34Dude, that needs ice.
26:36See?
26:37Ice.
26:38Ice.
26:39What are you doing?
26:40You're my water boy.
26:41Give me some water.
26:42Mm-hmm.
26:43Mm-hmm.
26:44Mm-hmm.
26:45Mm-hmm.
26:50Mm-hmm.
26:51Mm-hmm.
26:52Let's go.
26:53I'm thirsty.
26:54Here.
26:56Dude, that needs ice.
26:57See?
26:58Ice.
26:59What are you doing?
27:01Refreshing.
27:22Oh!
27:25Doing that on purpose.
27:31Yeah, doing what?
27:34Turning you on.
27:37Turning you on?
27:38Yeah!
27:39Gotta get out of bed, Sean!
27:41Whoa!
27:43Hey!
27:44Not you literally falling for me.
27:48Ow!
27:48Oh, shit!
27:49Oh my god, are you okay?
27:50Yeah, just shoulder still healing.
27:54I can't even reach the spot that hurts.
27:57He never would have gotten hurt if I didn't pull that stupid prank.
28:01Should I get the nurse?
28:04How about a massage?
28:10I don't know.
28:13I...
28:13Like I said, I can't reach that spot.
28:17And I did hurt it saving you from that big, bad water drug.
28:25Good job!
28:31You need a physical therapist, not a water boy.
28:35Come on, I...
28:36You don't want to touch me because you're worried you'll like it?
28:42Every part of me hates Donovan.
28:45Except the part that doesn't.
28:49What do you got there, water boy?
28:50I...
28:51I have to go.
28:55Kaden!
28:55Hey, why do you want to wait for me like that?
29:17Give me a little after.
29:18Why are you running away from me, huh?
29:22Is this a joke to you?
29:24Why, don't the gay kid get me hard to laugh about it with your buddies?
29:27That's not what I'm doing!
29:28What?
29:29Because you already said you're not gay.
29:31And I know this isn't because you want me.
29:36And what if I do?
29:39What are you talking about?
29:40I'm a star, QB.
29:45Okay, I have to be a certain way.
29:50It's not that I don't want to be with you.
29:52It's that I'm not allowed to.
29:57But I'm finding it harder and harder to hold myself back.
30:02What would you do if you didn't have to hold yourself back?
30:12I don't know.
30:14Yes, you do.
30:18There's no one else here but us.
30:22You don't have to hold yourself back.
30:25You don't know what you're asking.
30:28Show me.
30:32I've never kissed a guy before.
30:47Am I doing it right?
30:57We should stop.
30:58We should get caught.
31:02You make me not care about any of that.
31:06Kaden!
31:09Where are you hiding?
31:10Oh, when I find you, you're going to regret it.
31:17Come out, Kaden!
31:20I saw you run in here.
31:22Shit, shit.
31:23If we get caught in here, Justin will murder me.
31:26Kaden's not here.
31:30Go back to practice.
31:32Besides, I thought I told you to back off here.
31:35You're too soft on that fairy.
31:38It's not your call.
31:40He's my water boy and my responsibility.
31:43Why are you in here?
31:45What student council bitch was looking for him?
31:47He's got to finish planning to lock him.
31:49Why are you in here?
31:50And where is Kaden?
31:52I saw him come this way.
31:54If we get caught, I'm off the team.
31:56I can't protect Kaden if I'm not QB.
32:02I thought I told you to lay off Kaden.
32:05I'm not going to warn you again.
32:12You should have let Coach expel him like you wanted to.
32:15I heard you begged Coach to let him stay.
32:17Go back to practice.
32:22I'll check on Kaden.
32:24Fine.
32:25I'm out.
32:34That's why you made me your water boy?
32:37Not to punish me, but to save me?
32:45You need to get out of here before Justin gets back, okay?
32:47We can talk later.
32:50Go.
32:55I've been sleeping so weird lately.
32:57Every single night, I've been waking up at 2 a.m.
33:00I haven't seen Donovan since he kissed me.
33:02We need to talk because I don't know what the hell that was
33:04or how it changes things for us.
33:09Earth to Kaden!
33:11You've been acting weird all morning.
33:12What's up?
33:15Can you keep a secret?
33:16I will die before I ever betray you.
33:21I kissed a guy yesterday, and it was epic!
33:24My gosh, yes!
33:25Finally!
33:26Finally!
33:27You just have a hot man in your life.
33:29Who is it?
33:31It's Don.
33:35It's Don.
33:37Doesn't go here.
33:38Oh, okay.
33:41Look, I told you I don't like when you hang all over me.
33:45Come on!
33:47For the lock-in, I've got some big, sexy plans for us.
33:51I lost control when kissed Kaden yesterday.
33:54If anyone found out, it'd ruin both of our lives.
33:58Hey!
33:59Pay attention to me!
34:00Donovan thinks he can kiss me, then act like it never happened?
34:05We'll see about that.
34:06Hey, can you just-
34:07Hold on.
34:08I need to talk to someone.
34:15Donovan, can we talk?
34:17What's good, Kaden?
34:21Damn, he smells good.
34:23Did Donovan just sniff me?
34:26Do you need something, gay boy?
34:28Don't call him that.
34:29What are you, friends?
34:33He's trying to ruin football for you, remember?
34:35You can talk alone.
34:38Why is he doing this here?
34:39We need to talk, but we can't let anyone clue in.
34:42Let me guess.
34:43You want to beg to be let off the hook, right?
34:46Waterboy?
34:47That's not what I want.
34:48No chance.
34:50But, hey, I'll see you at practice.
35:04What do you want?
35:06I'm ready to talk about that kiss.
35:13Oh, so now you want to talk about it.
35:16Shouldn't be on the field.
35:18And I've tweaked it again.
35:20Hey, wait, what happened?
35:23Nothing.
35:24I just wanted to prove that you cared.
35:26I'm kind of busy, so just say what you want to say and go.
35:34Look.
35:36About what happened.
35:37I'm sorry.
35:38I shouldn't have kissed you.
35:47Get it.
35:49You got curious and you did something stupid and now you regret it, so...
35:54I don't regret it.
36:01Really?
36:03Because one second you're saving me and you're kissing me and then you're all over Maya.
36:08So what am I supposed to think, Donovan?
36:10You don't get it, Caden.
36:13I'm the quarterback.
36:15And my dad is the coach.
36:17My only way out of this town is getting scouted.
36:19Well, you think I don't have goals?
36:21The only thing I've ever wanted is Harvard.
36:23And you're messing with my head.
36:25You're making me feel things.
36:27So I'll change the budget back.
36:29Happy?
36:29This is not about the stupid budget.
36:34And tell me this.
36:37If you weren't the star quarterback and this town didn't suck,
36:41would you want me?
36:47It doesn't matter because I am the quarterback and this town does suck.
36:52So this is just you wanting what you can't have.
36:55No, goddammit, Caden, you don't...
36:58Practice is over.
37:11So is whatever this is.
37:14How do I make him understand what football means to me?
37:18Why it's impossible to choose between them?
37:21Waterboy.
37:23Think fast.
37:26That's a nice catch.
37:27You're a natural.
37:29Let's see if you can throw it.
37:37Not bad, but you're releasing it too late.
37:42We can't be together, but I can use football to get close.
37:46Even just for a sec.
37:47Maybe even show him who I really am?
37:50Hold it like this.
37:51Donovan, this room changed things.
37:55You're part of the team?
37:57You should know how to throw a ball.
37:59I'll show you.
38:00Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I don't know how to throw a ball.
38:16All right.
38:18Think you can get it between those posts?
38:19You're a natural.
38:27I did it!
38:28See?
38:28You're a natural.
38:37Come on.
38:38I'll show you how to run some plays so that you understand what's happening while you're
38:43prancing around in your booty shorts, pumping your balls.
38:45Let's get in the place.
38:51Make them wavy.
38:52Pick up the pace.
38:53Shake it, baby.
38:54Girl, you look good.
38:55You're a tan.
38:56Work that energy.
38:57Looking so fam.
38:58Push it.
38:59The gang want more.
39:00They've never seen this before.
39:02Shake up the run.
39:03Do what you do.
39:04I want more.
39:05Looks like you.
39:06You got that look to a T.
39:08You got that walk crazy.
39:10Full icon energy.
39:12Working the angles.
39:13One, two, three.
39:14You got that look to a T.
39:16You got that walk crazy.
39:18Full icon energy.
39:20Working the angles.
39:21One, two, three.
39:36I get it now.
39:38Why you love football so much, it's fun.
39:43Yeah, well, it's easy to love when it's the only thing you're good at.
39:48Why don't you say that?
39:50You're a good teacher.
39:53You're good at school.
39:59You're a good leader.
40:00What else am I good at?
40:08Is kissing on that list?
40:17Is kissing on that list?
40:21You're good at fishing for compliments.
40:23That didn't answer the question.
40:28Maybe I should give you a reminder.
40:36You're going to kiss me again.
40:39I'm going to apologize.
40:39You're a good leader.
40:40Thanks.
40:44Please.
40:47Uh.
40:49So yeah, you get it now.
40:54Will you...
40:55Change the budget proposal?
40:59Every time I let my guard down with Donovan, he goes and ruins it.
41:02So that's what this was all about.
41:05God, I'm so stupid.
41:06Caden, wait!
41:10Why are you always trying to run off like that?
41:12Why don't you just talk to me?
41:13What's there left to say?
41:15I don't know.
41:16I just thought, like, if you played the game and learned about it,
41:20you wouldn't hate us so much.
41:23I'm not doing this because I hate football.
41:27Okay, then what's the big deal?
41:29Just let us have our funding.
41:30It doesn't affect you.
41:31Because if I change my budget proposal back,
41:34Harvard will never look twice at someone like me.
41:37And if I can't get to nationals, then no college will look at me.
41:42I can't give up my dream just so you can have yours.
41:48So that's it?
41:49The only way for one of us to win
41:52is if the other one loses?
41:57Exactly.
41:58So you can stop with your fake flirting.
42:00I'm not going to change my budget.
42:03For the record.
42:08None of that was fake.
42:11Could have fooled me.
42:11Stupid flat tire.
42:23I'm already late getting supplies at the school.
42:28Yeah, Dad?
42:28I just heard.
42:30Principal.
42:31She's going to reject Kate's budget.
42:33We don't have anything to worry about.
42:35Are you sure?
42:39She was on defense about it, but I convinced her.
42:41Tell the water boy, we don't need him anymore.
42:44And let's focus on homecoming, okay?
42:46All right.
42:47I'll see you at home.
42:47You're about one wobble away from eating pavement, Mr. President.
43:02Yeah, well, some of us care more about the planet
43:05than flexing in a shiny car.
43:07Oh, God!
43:10Well, it looks like the environment doesn't care as much about you
43:13as you do about it.
43:16There's nothing to see here.
43:17Can you just keep driving, okay?
43:19Okay.
43:23Get in.
43:24I don't need a ride.
43:33No, no, no, no, no!
43:38Looks like your pride just cost you
43:40and your precious environment those balloons.
43:45Small sacrifice to stay away from you.
43:48That's it.
43:50What are you doing?
43:51Hey!
43:52Hey!
43:52Put me out!
43:53Stop it!
43:54I don't know what you want.
43:58You both might want.
44:01That happens to me, too.
44:05Yeah.
44:05Yeah.
44:06Perfect.
44:07Maya, have you seen Kaden?
44:08He's supposed to drop off the loft in supplies before class.
44:11Okay, ew.
44:12Just because we're on student council together
44:14doesn't mean you can approach me in public.
44:16Get over yourself.
44:17I'm only asking because Kaden's been hanging out
44:19with the football team lately.
44:20He's not one of us.
44:22He's our little water boy, bitch.
44:24Big difference.
44:26Didn't Donovan create that position out of nowhere
44:28just so Kaden can hang out with him?
44:30Please.
44:31Donovan hates Kaden more than anyone.
44:36You sure about that?
44:37What the hell, Donovan?
44:54You're giving Kaden a ride?
44:56Mind your business.
44:57Where am I taking these?
44:58It's too much.
44:59You got it.
45:00Look, bro.
45:01You might think you're being nice,
45:02but Kaden isn't one of us.
45:05What does that mean?
45:06It means if you keep giving him rides,
45:08carrying his things,
45:09he's going to think he has a shot with you.
45:13I'll risk it.
45:15We all know gay guys,
45:18carrying his things,
45:18he's going to think he has a shot with you.
45:21Can't really be friends with straight guys.
45:23So be real.
45:24You're only hanging around Donovan
45:25because you want to hit it.
45:27Can't really be friends with straight guys.
45:28To be real.
Comments