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A Midsummer Night’s Dream (2016) is a modern and imaginative adaptation of William Shakespeare’s classic play, blending romance, humor, and fantasy in a visually captivating cinematic experience. Set in a mystical forest, the story follows four young lovers whose relationships are entangled by mischievous fairies, magical spells, and unexpected twists. The film brings Shakespeare’s timeless themes of love, friendship, and enchantment to life with contemporary style and vibrant storytelling.
Featuring a talented cast, A Midsummer Night’s Dream (2016) emphasizes character-driven performances, whimsical visuals, and clever dialogue. The film captures the playful spirit of the original play while making it accessible and engaging for modern audiences of all ages, offering both humor and heart in equal measure.
Perfect for fans of romantic comedies, fantasy adventures, and classic literature adaptations, this version of A Midsummer Night’s Dream delivers an entertaining and magical experience filled with charm, laughter, and wonder.
Featuring a talented cast, A Midsummer Night’s Dream (2016) emphasizes character-driven performances, whimsical visuals, and clever dialogue. The film captures the playful spirit of the original play while making it accessible and engaging for modern audiences of all ages, offering both humor and heart in equal measure.
Perfect for fans of romantic comedies, fantasy adventures, and classic literature adaptations, this version of A Midsummer Night’s Dream delivers an entertaining and magical experience filled with charm, laughter, and wonder.
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00:00:00This is a production of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.
00:00:30Now, fair Hippolyta,
00:01:00and I'll see you next time.
00:01:30Our nuptial hour draws on apace.
00:01:45Four happy days bring in another moon,
00:01:47but oh, methinks,
00:01:49how slow this old moon wanes.
00:02:00Four days will quickly steep themselves in night.
00:02:11Four nights will quickly dream away the time.
00:02:14And then the moon,
00:02:17like to a silver bow new bent in heaven,
00:02:20shall behold the night of our solemnities.
00:02:28Hippolyta,
00:02:29I wooed thee with my sword,
00:02:34and won thy love doing the injuries.
00:02:35But I will wed thee in another key,
00:02:53with pomp,
00:02:55with triumph,
00:02:56and with reveling.
00:03:26Happy with Theseus,
00:03:50our renowned Duke.
00:03:53Thanks, good Egeus.
00:03:54What's the news with thee?
00:03:55Full of vexation come I,
00:03:57with complaint against my child,
00:03:59my daughter Hermia.
00:04:01Stand forth, Demetrius.
00:04:04My noble lord,
00:04:05this man hath my consent to marry her.
00:04:08Stand forth, Lysander.
00:04:10And, my gracious Duke,
00:04:15this man hath bewitched the bosom of my child.
00:04:18He hath by moonlight at her window sung,
00:04:21with feigning voice verses of feigning love.
00:04:24Tomorrow is St. Valentine's Day,
00:04:30all in the morning betime,
00:04:33and I am made at your window
00:04:37to be your valentine.
00:04:42With cunning
00:04:43hast thou
00:04:44filched my daughter's heart,
00:04:47turned her obedience,
00:04:47which is due to me,
00:04:48to stubborn harshness.
00:04:50So, my gracious Duke,
00:04:53I beg
00:04:54the ancient privilege of Athens.
00:04:57As she is mine,
00:04:58I
00:04:58may dispose of her.
00:05:01It shall be either to
00:05:02this gentleman
00:05:03or to her death.
00:05:11What say you, Hermia?
00:05:13We advise, fair maid,
00:05:14to you, your father should be as a god.
00:05:17Demetrius is a worthy gentleman.
00:05:18And so is Lysander.
00:05:24I do entreat your grace to pardon me.
00:05:27I know not by what power I may bold.
00:05:29But I beseech your grace that I may know
00:05:31the worst that may befall me in this case,
00:05:33if I refuse to wed Demetrius.
00:05:39To die the death.
00:05:44Relent, sweet Hermia.
00:05:45And Lysander,
00:05:47yield thy crazy title
00:05:48to my certain right.
00:05:49You have her father's love, Demetrius.
00:05:51Let me have Hermia's.
00:05:53Do you marry him?
00:05:54Ha!
00:05:59For you, fair Hermia,
00:06:01look your arm yourself
00:06:02to fit your fancies
00:06:03to your father's will.
00:06:05Or else the law of Athens
00:06:06yields you up.
00:06:10To death.
00:06:11I, me, for all that I could ever read,
00:06:24the course of true love never did run smooth.
00:06:39Hear me, Hermia.
00:06:50I have a widow aunt,
00:06:52a dowager of great revenue,
00:06:53and she have no child.
00:06:55From Athens is a house remote,
00:06:56seven leagues,
00:06:57and she respects me
00:06:58as her only son.
00:07:00There, gentle Hermia,
00:07:02may I marry thee,
00:07:04and to that place
00:07:05the sharp Athenian law
00:07:06cannot pursue us.
00:07:07If thou lovest me,
00:07:09then steal forth
00:07:10thy father's house
00:07:11later tonight,
00:07:12and, in the wood,
00:07:14two leagues without the town,
00:07:16there will I stay for thee.
00:07:18My good Lysander,
00:07:20come midnight truly
00:07:20will I meet with thee.
00:07:21Keep promise, love.
00:07:23Oh, look, here comes Helena.
00:07:29Godspeed for Helena.
00:07:30Whither away?
00:07:31Call you me fair?
00:07:34Fair again unsay.
00:07:35Demetrius loves your fair.
00:07:37Ooh, happy fair.
00:07:39Sickness is catching.
00:07:41Oh, a favour so.
00:07:42Yours would I catch fair,
00:07:44Hermia, ere I go.
00:07:46My ear should catch your voice,
00:07:48my eye your eye,
00:07:49my tongue should catch your tongue.
00:07:51Sweet melody.
00:07:53Oh, teach me how you look,
00:07:55and with what art
00:07:56you sway the motion
00:07:57of Demetrius' heart.
00:07:57I frown upon him,
00:07:59yet he loves me still.
00:08:00Oh, that you'll frown
00:08:01to teach my smile such skill.
00:08:03The more I hate,
00:08:03the more he follows me.
00:08:04The more I love,
00:08:05the more he haters me.
00:08:06It's folly.
00:08:08Helena is no fault of mine.
00:08:11Remember your beauty.
00:08:12Would that fault were mine?
00:08:14Take comfort.
00:08:15You know more she'll see my face.
00:08:19Lysander and myself
00:08:20will fly this place.
00:08:22Helen,
00:08:23to you,
00:08:24our minds we will reveal.
00:08:26Through Athens' gates
00:08:27so we devise to steal.
00:08:29And thence from Athens
00:08:30turn away our eyes
00:08:31to seek new friends
00:08:32and stranger companies.
00:08:36Farewell,
00:08:38sweet playfellow.
00:08:42Pray thou for us,
00:08:43and good luck grant thee
00:08:45thou Demetrius.
00:08:47Keep word, Lysander.
00:08:48We must starve our sight
00:08:49from lovers' food
00:08:50to later deep midnight.
00:08:51I will,
00:08:52my Hermia.
00:08:53Helena.
00:08:57Helena.
00:08:59The deem.
00:09:00As you on him,
00:09:01Demetrius dote on you.
00:09:03As you on him,
00:09:04Demetrius dote on you.
00:09:07Through Athens,
00:09:08I am not as fair as she.
00:09:11But what of that?
00:09:13Demetrius thinks not so.
00:09:15Love looks not with the eyes,
00:09:19but with the mind.
00:09:20And therefore is winged Cupid
00:09:22painted blind.
00:09:24For ere Demetrius
00:09:25looked on Hermia's eye
00:09:26and he hailed down oaths
00:09:27that he was only mine.
00:09:34I will go tell him
00:09:36of fair Hermia's flight.
00:09:39And into the wood
00:09:39will he this very night
00:09:41pursue her.
00:09:42And for this intelligence,
00:09:44if I have thanks,
00:09:45it is a dear expense.
00:09:47But herein mean I
00:09:48to enrich my pain,
00:09:50to have his sight thither
00:09:51and back again.
00:09:53At least must be most
00:10:17to my capacity.
00:10:18Help from Athens' cause.
00:10:45Trust me now.
00:10:51Out of the silence,
00:10:53yet I pegged the welcome.
00:10:55All right, all right.
00:10:56And in the modesty...
00:10:57Hey!
00:11:01Hey!
00:11:02Demetrius!
00:11:03Roger!
00:11:04Is all our company here?
00:11:07You are best to call them
00:11:08generally,
00:11:09man by man,
00:11:09according to the script.
00:11:10Here is the scroll
00:11:12of every man's name
00:11:14which is thought fit
00:11:15through all Athens
00:11:17to play in our interlude
00:11:18before the Duke and Duchess
00:11:19on his wedding day
00:11:20at night.
00:11:21Yes.
00:11:22Our play
00:11:23is the most lamentable comedy
00:11:26and most cruel death
00:11:27of Pyramus
00:11:28and Thisbe.
00:11:30Now,
00:11:30answer as I call you.
00:11:34Nick Bottom,
00:11:35the weaver.
00:11:36Ready?
00:11:36You, Nick Bottom,
00:11:38are set down for Pyramus.
00:11:40Hmm.
00:11:41What is Pyramus?
00:11:42A lover or a tyrant?
00:11:43A lover.
00:11:44The kills himself.
00:11:45Most gallant for love.
00:11:46Oh.
00:11:47Oh, that will ask
00:11:48some tears
00:11:49in the true performing of it.
00:11:51If I do it,
00:11:51let the audience
00:11:52look to their eyes.
00:11:54Yeah.
00:11:54Yeah,
00:11:54I shall move storms.
00:11:56I will condole
00:11:56in some measure.
00:11:58Oh,
00:11:59oh,
00:12:00to the rest.
00:12:03Francis Flute,
00:12:04you...
00:12:04My chief humour
00:12:05is for a tyrant.
00:12:07Oh,
00:12:07I could play
00:12:08Hercules, really,
00:12:09or a part to tear a cat in
00:12:10to make all split.
00:12:12The raging rocks
00:12:13and shivering shocks
00:12:15shall break
00:12:16the locks
00:12:17of prison gates.
00:12:19Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:21I...
00:12:21And Fribbles' car
00:12:23shall shine
00:12:24from far
00:12:25and make and mar
00:12:27the foolish fates.
00:12:29Ha, ha, ha.
00:12:31Oh, ha, ha.
00:12:32Yeah, this was lofty.
00:12:34Yeah, now,
00:12:35and I'm the,
00:12:36uh,
00:12:36rest of the players.
00:12:38Francis Flute,
00:12:39the bellows member.
00:12:40Here,
00:12:41Mistress Quince.
00:12:42Flute,
00:12:43you must take
00:12:43Thisbe on you.
00:12:44What is Thisbe,
00:12:46a wandering knight?
00:12:47It is the lady
00:12:48that Pyramus was long.
00:12:50Oh, ho.
00:12:50Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:52Yes.
00:12:53To thine own self
00:12:54be true.
00:12:55Oh, yeah, good.
00:12:56Oh, oh, oh,
00:12:58and I may hide my face.
00:12:59Let me play Thisbe too.
00:13:01Yeah?
00:13:01Oh, speaking of
00:13:02monstrous little voice.
00:13:03Ah, Pyramus,
00:13:04my lover dear.
00:13:06My Thisbe dear.
00:13:07Oh, ho, ho.
00:13:08Emily, dear.
00:13:09No,
00:13:10you must play Pyramus
00:13:12and flute to Thisbe.
00:13:13Yeah, well,
00:13:14uh,
00:13:15proceed.
00:13:16Robin Starbling,
00:13:17the tailor.
00:13:18Tom Snout,
00:13:19the tinker.
00:13:20Here,
00:13:20Mrs. Squince.
00:13:21Robin Starbling,
00:13:22you must play
00:13:23Thisbe's mother.
00:13:24Oh.
00:13:24Tom Snout,
00:13:26Pyramus's father,
00:13:27myself,
00:13:27Pyramus's mother,
00:13:29and,
00:13:29um,
00:13:31Snug.
00:13:34You join us.
00:13:35You,
00:13:36the lion's pot.
00:13:37And here,
00:13:38I hope,
00:13:38is a play fitted.
00:13:39Oh.
00:13:40Have you the lion's pot
00:13:41written?
00:13:42Pray you,
00:13:43if it be,
00:13:43give it me
00:13:44from slower study.
00:13:46Oh,
00:13:46you may do it
00:13:47extempore.
00:13:48For it is nothing
00:13:48but roaring.
00:13:49Oh,
00:13:50let me play
00:13:50the lion too.
00:13:52Yeah,
00:13:52I will roar
00:13:53that I will do
00:13:53any man's heart
00:13:54good to hear me.
00:13:55I will roar
00:13:56that I will make
00:13:57the duke say,
00:13:58let him roar again,
00:13:59let him roar again.
00:14:01And you should do it
00:14:01too terribly.
00:14:02You would fright
00:14:03the duchess
00:14:03and the ladies
00:14:04that they would shriek.
00:14:05And that were enough
00:14:06to slay us all.
00:14:07That would slay us.
00:14:09To every mother's son.
00:14:10No,
00:14:11no,
00:14:11I will aggravate
00:14:13my voice
00:14:14so that I will roar you
00:14:15as gently
00:14:16as any sucking dove.
00:14:17Yeah,
00:14:18yeah.
00:14:18I will roar you
00:14:19into any nightingale.
00:14:23Isn't it this?
00:14:24Isn't it this?
00:14:27No.
00:14:30See?
00:14:31Told you.
00:14:32You must play
00:14:34no part
00:14:35but Pyramus.
00:14:36Yeah,
00:14:36well,
00:14:37I will undertake it.
00:14:38Yeah.
00:14:38Ooh,
00:14:39what beard
00:14:40would I best
00:14:41have played in?
00:14:41Oh,
00:14:42why what you will?
00:14:43I will discharge it
00:14:44in either
00:14:45your straw-coloured beard,
00:14:47your orange tawny beard,
00:14:48your purple ingrained beard
00:14:50or your French crown-coloured beard,
00:14:52your perfect yellow.
00:14:53Some of your French crowns
00:14:54have no hair at all.
00:14:56And then you will play it
00:14:57bare-faced.
00:15:03Oh,
00:15:03bare-faced.
00:15:04O masters,
00:15:10here are your parts.
00:15:11Now,
00:15:12I entreat you,
00:15:14request you,
00:15:15desire you,
00:15:17con them,
00:15:18and meet me in the palace
00:15:19word of mile without the town
00:15:20by moonlight.
00:15:21There will we rehearse.
00:15:23For if we meet in the city,
00:15:25we will be docked with company
00:15:26and our device is known.
00:15:27I pray you,
00:15:28fail me not,
00:15:30at the Duke's Oak
00:15:31we meet.
00:15:32We will.
00:15:33And there we may rehearse
00:15:34most obscenely
00:15:35and courageously.
00:15:37But take pains.
00:15:38Be perfect.
00:15:40Adieu.
00:15:41Adieu.
00:15:42Adieu.
00:15:45Adieu.
00:15:46Adieu.
00:15:47Adieu.
00:15:48Adieu.
00:15:49Adieu.
00:15:51Adieu.
00:15:53Shut the door.
00:15:54Adieu.
00:16:19Adieu.
00:16:20Adieu.
00:16:21Adieu.
00:16:22Adieu.
00:16:22Adieu.
00:16:23Let's go.
00:16:53Let's go.
00:17:23Let's go.
00:17:53Let's go.
00:18:23Let's go.
00:18:26My jealous Oberon.
00:18:28Fairy skip-ends, I've forsworn his bed and company.
00:18:31Tarry, rash wanton.
00:18:33Am not I thy lord?
00:18:35Oh, then I must be thy lady.
00:18:45But I know when thou hast stolen away from Fairyland and in the shape of Corrine sat all day playing on pipes of corn and versing love to amorous Philida.
00:18:56How canst thou thus for shame, Titania?
00:19:00Glance at my critic with fair Philida, knowing I know thy love to Hippolyta.
00:19:05These are the forgeries of jealousy.
00:19:07The bouncing Amazon.
00:19:09Your buskin'd mistress and your warrior love for Theseus must be ready.
00:19:16Come on, Titania!
00:19:16Shit!
00:19:16Fuck!
00:19:17Fuck!
00:19:17No!
00:19:18No!
00:19:19Oh!
00:19:23Oh!
00:19:23Oh!
00:19:24Oh!
00:19:24Yes!
00:19:24Oh!
00:19:25Oh!
00:19:32Oh, no!
00:19:34Now with thy brawls, thou hast disturbed our sport.
00:19:58Therefore the winds, piping to us in vain, as in revenge, have sucked up from the sea contagious foes, which, falling on the land, hath every pelting river made so proud that they have overborne their continents.
00:20:19Therefore the moon, the governess of floods, pale in her anger, washes all the air that rheumatic diseases do abound.
00:20:30And through this distemperature, we see the season's altar.
00:20:38The spring, the summer, the childing autumn, angry winter change the wonted liveries.
00:20:46And the mazed world, by their increase, now knows not which is which.
00:20:57And the same progeny of evils comes from our debate, from our dissension.
00:21:05We are their parents and original.
00:21:09The king doth keep his revels here tonight.
00:21:22Take heed and you might join him in this sight.
00:21:26Either I mistake your shape in making quiet, or else you are that shrewd a knavish bright car robbing good fellow.
00:21:35And not you he.
00:21:37Thou speakest her right.
00:21:39I am that merry wanderer of the night.
00:21:41I jest to Oberon and make him smile.
00:21:44Your Oberon is passing felon wrath.
00:21:47Do you amend it then?
00:21:49It lies in you.
00:21:52Why should Titania cross her Oberon?
00:21:58How long within this wood intend you stay?
00:22:01A chance to laugh to Thesis wedding day.
00:22:07Give me your hand.
00:22:09And I will go with thee.
00:22:11And I will go with thee.
00:22:25Not for all thy fairy kingdom.
00:22:28Fair is away.
00:22:35We shall shine down right if I longer stay.
00:22:40Well, go thy way.
00:22:43Thou shalt not from this grove till I torment thee for this injury.
00:22:48My gentle buck, come hither.
00:23:02Thou rememberest, since once I sat upon a promontory and heard a mermaid on a dolphin's back uttering such dulcet and harmonious breath that the rude sea grew civil at her song.
00:23:19I remember.
00:23:20That very time I saw, but thou couldst not, flying between the cold moon and the earth.
00:23:26Cupid, all armed.
00:23:29A certain aim he took and marked eye where the bolt of Cupid fell.
00:23:34It fell upon a little western flower.
00:23:37Before, milk white, now purple with love's wound.
00:23:40The juice of it on sleeping eyelids laid will make all man or woman madly dote upon the next alive creature that it sees.
00:23:50I'll watch Titania when she is asleep and drop the liquor of it in her eyes.
00:23:57The next thing then she waking looks upon, be it on lion, bear, or wolf, or bull, on meddling monkey, or on busy ape, she shall pursue it with the soul of love.
00:24:14Fetch me this herb, and be thou here again ere the Leviathan can swim a league.
00:24:19I'll put a girdle round about the earth.
00:24:24In forty minutes!
00:24:27Who comes here?
00:24:29I love thee not, therefore pursue thee not.
00:24:34There is Lysander, and fair Hermia, the one I'll slay, the other slayeth me.
00:24:41Hence, get thee gone and follow me no more.
00:24:42You draw me, you hard-hearted adamant, yet you draw not iron, for my heart is true as steel.
00:24:48Leave me your power to draw, and I shall have no power to follow you.
00:24:50Do I entice you?
00:24:51Do I speak you fair?
00:24:52Or rather, do I not in plainest truth tell you I do not, nor I cannot love you?
00:24:57Oh, and even for that do I love you the more.
00:24:59But I am sick when I do look on thee.
00:25:01And I am sick when I look not on you.
00:25:03I will not stay thy questions, let me go.
00:25:05For if thou follow me, do not believe, but I shall do thee mischief in the wood.
00:25:09Aye.
00:25:10In the temple, in the town, in the field, you do mean mischief.
00:25:14Fy, Demetrius, I'll follow thee, and make a heaven of hell.
00:25:20Ooh!
00:25:21Ooh!
00:25:22Sorry.
00:25:23The dove pursues the griffin, but the Maldheim is-
00:25:27Fare thee well, nymph.
00:25:29I pray thee, give it me.
00:25:35I know a bank where the wild thyme blows, where oxlips and the nodding violet grows.
00:25:52Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine, with sweet musk roses, and with eglantine.
00:26:00There sleeps Titania some time of the night, lulled in these flowers with dances and delight.
00:26:10And there, the snake throws her enameled skin, weed wide enough to wrap a fairy in.
00:26:22It's nothing.
00:26:25No.
00:26:26No!
00:26:28No!
00:26:29No!
00:26:30Oh my god!
00:26:31No!
00:26:32No!
00:26:32Shit!
00:26:33No!
00:26:33No!
00:26:34Ah!
00:26:34Ah!
00:26:43And good.
00:26:44What thou seest when thou dost wake, do it for thy true love, take.
00:27:14Take thou some of it, and seek thou through this grove.
00:27:42A sweet Athenian lady is in love with a disdainful youth.
00:27:47Anoint his eyes, but do it when the next thing he espies may be the lady.
00:27:52Thou shalt know the man by the Athenian garments he hath on.
00:27:57Affect it with some care, that he may prove more fond on her than she upon her love.
00:28:04And look thou meet me ere the first cockcrow.
00:28:07Fear not my lord, your servant shall do so.
00:28:11When thou wakest, it is thy dear.
00:28:21Wake when some vile thing is near.
00:28:27Fair love, I faped with wandering in the wood, and to speak truth I have forgot our way.
00:28:34Be it so Lysander, find you out a bed, for I upon this bank will rest my head.
00:28:41Or one turf shall serve as pillow for us both.
00:28:44One heart, one bed, two bosoms and one troth.
00:28:47Two bosoms.
00:28:48Interchain it with an oath, so then, two bosoms and a single troth.
00:28:51Lysander riddles very prettily.
00:28:52Lie further off yet.
00:28:53Do not lie so near.
00:28:54Amen.
00:28:55Amen.
00:28:56To that fair prayer, say I.
00:28:58Oh, be it so Lysander, find you out a bed, for I upon this bank will rest my head.
00:29:00Or one turf shall serve as pillow for us both.
00:29:01One heart, one bed, two bosoms and one troth.
00:29:04Two bosoms.
00:29:05Interchain it with an oath, so then, two bosoms and a single troth.
00:29:10Lysander riddles very prettily.
00:29:13Lie further off yet.
00:29:15Do not lie so near.
00:29:17Amen.
00:29:18To that fair prayer, say I.
00:29:21And then, end life.
00:29:24When I end loyalty.
00:29:34Night in silence, who is here?
00:29:37Weeds of Athens, he doth wear.
00:29:39Here is my bed.
00:29:41Sleep.
00:29:42Give thee all his rest.
00:29:44And with half that wish, the wish's eyes be pressed.
00:29:47Oh, la.
00:29:48On thy eyes I throw.
00:29:49Oh, the power this charm doth owe.
00:29:50Hmm.
00:29:51Stay further.
00:29:52Kill me, sweet Demetrius.
00:29:53I charge thee, handsome.
00:29:54Do not haunt me thus.
00:29:55Oh, thou darling, leave me.
00:29:56Do not so.
00:29:57Stay on thy peril.
00:29:58I alone will go.
00:29:59Oh.
00:30:00I am out of breath in this fun chase.
00:30:01The more my prayer, the lesser is my grace.
00:30:03Happy is Hermia, whereso as she lies.
00:30:04For she hath blessed and attractive eyes.
00:30:07How came her eyes so bright?
00:30:08Well, not with salt tears.
00:30:09If so.
00:30:10If so.
00:30:11Oh.
00:30:12Oh.
00:30:13Oh.
00:30:14Mine are often awash than hers.
00:30:15No.
00:30:16No.
00:30:17No.
00:30:18No.
00:30:19No.
00:30:20No.
00:30:21No.
00:30:22No.
00:30:23No.
00:30:24No.
00:30:25No.
00:30:26No.
00:30:27No.
00:30:28No.
00:30:29No.
00:30:30I am as ugly as a bear.
00:30:32For beasts that meet me run away from fear.
00:30:36Who is here?
00:30:37A sysander.
00:30:38On the ground.
00:30:39Dead.
00:30:40No.
00:30:41No.
00:30:42No.
00:30:43No.
00:30:44No.
00:30:45No.
00:30:46No.
00:30:47No.
00:30:48No.
00:30:49No.
00:30:50No.
00:30:51No.
00:30:52No.
00:30:53No.
00:30:54No.
00:30:55No.
00:30:56No.
00:30:57No.
00:30:58No.
00:30:59No.
00:31:00No.
00:31:01No.
00:31:02No.
00:31:03No.
00:31:04No.
00:31:05No.
00:31:06No.
00:31:07No.
00:31:08No.
00:31:09No.
00:31:10No.
00:31:11No.
00:31:12No.
00:31:13No.
00:31:14No.
00:31:15No.
00:31:16No.
00:31:17No.
00:31:18No.
00:31:19No.
00:31:20No.
00:31:21No.
00:31:22No.
00:31:23No.
00:31:24No.
00:31:25No.
00:31:26No.
00:31:27No.
00:31:28a word as that vile name to perish on my sword.
00:31:31Do not say so, Lysander, say not so.
00:31:34What though he love your Hermia, Lord, what though?
00:31:37Yet Hermia still loves you, then be content.
00:31:40Content with Hermia? No.
00:31:42I do repent the tedious minutes I with her have spent.
00:31:45Not Hermia, but Helena, I love.
00:31:48Who will not change a raven for a dove.
00:31:51Wherefore was I to this keen mockery born?
00:31:54And when at your hands did I deserve this scorn?
00:31:57Is it not enough?
00:31:58Is it not enough, young man, that I did never, no, nor never can,
00:32:03deserve a sweet look from Demetrius' eye?
00:32:05But you must flout my insufficiency.
00:32:08Fare you well.
00:32:09Beforece, I must confess, I thought you, Lord, of more true gentleness.
00:32:12Things growing are not ripe until their season.
00:32:14So I, being young, till now ripe not to reason.
00:32:17Oh, the lady if one man refused should have been known,
00:32:20therefore be a beaut.
00:32:21And touching now the point of human skill,
00:32:23reason for God, the marshal to my will,
00:32:26leave it to me.
00:32:27Help me, Lysander, help me!
00:32:31I, me, have a pity.
00:32:34But a dream was here, Lysander.
00:32:37Lysander?
00:32:40What?
00:32:41Removed?
00:32:42Lysander?
00:32:43Lord?
00:32:45Address your loving heart to heart.
00:32:47Lysander?
00:32:48Lysander?
00:32:50Lysander?
00:32:51Lysander?
00:32:52Lysander?
00:32:56It is a marvellous convenient place for our rehearsal.
00:32:59What hempen homespunce have we swaggering here?
00:33:17So near to the cradle of the Fairy Queen.
00:33:20Mistress Quince, there are things in this comedy of Pyramus and Thisbe that will never please.
00:33:24First, Pyramus must draw a sword to kill himself, which you ladies cannot abide.
00:33:29How wants you that?
00:33:30By a lake in a parlous fear.
00:33:33I believe we must leave the killing out when all is done.
00:33:36Not a wit.
00:33:37I have a device to make all well.
00:33:39Write me a prologue, and let the prologue seem to say we will do no harm with our swords,
00:33:44and that Pyramus is not killed indeed.
00:33:46And, for the more better assurance, tell them that I, Pyramus, am not Pyramus, but Bottom the Weaver.
00:33:52This will put them out of fear.
00:33:55Will not you ladies be afeard of the lion?
00:33:58I fear it, I promise you.
00:34:00Masters, you ought to consider with yourself to bring in God's shield as a lion among ladies is a most dreadful thing,
00:34:07for there is not a more fearful wildfowl than your lion living, and we ought to look to it.
00:34:11Therefore another prologue must tell that he's not a lion.
00:34:14Now, you must name his name, and half his face must be seen through the lion's neck,
00:34:19and he himself must speak through, saying thus, or to the same defect.
00:34:23Ladies, or fair ladies, I would wish you, or, or...
00:34:28I would request you...
00:34:30Oh, no, no.
00:34:31I would entreat you...
00:34:33Yes, entreat, entreat, entreat.
00:34:35I would entreat you...
00:34:37Not to fear, not to tremble.
00:34:39My life for yours.
00:34:41If you think I come hither as a lion, it were pity of my life.
00:34:45No, I am no such thing.
00:34:47I am a man as other men are.
00:34:52And there, indeed, let them name his name, and tell them plainly he's Snug the joiner.
00:34:57He-he!
00:34:58If that may be, then all is well.
00:35:01Come, sit down, every mother, son, and rehearse your path.
00:35:05Pyramus, you begin.
00:35:07Now, when you have spoken your speech, enter into that break.
00:35:11And so, everyone, according to his cue.
00:35:15Speak, Pyramus.
00:35:18Thisbe, stand forth.
00:35:19Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:35:22No, just a little bit.
00:35:24No, a little bit.
00:35:26Oh, no, no.
00:35:27Just a little bit.
00:35:29There.
00:35:34Thisbe, the flowers of Odeus savor...
00:35:37Odeus.
00:35:39Odeus.
00:35:40Odeus?
00:35:40Odeus.
00:35:41Odeus.
00:35:41Odeus.
00:35:42Odeus.
00:35:43Odeus.
00:35:43Odeus.
00:35:44Odeus.
00:35:45Odeus.
00:35:48Oh, yeah.
00:35:48Odeus.
00:35:49Odeus.
00:35:51No.
00:35:52The flowers of Odeus savor sweet.
00:35:56So hath thy breath, my dearest Thisbe dear.
00:36:00But hark, a voice.
00:36:01Stay thou but here a while, and by and by I will to thee appear.
00:36:05And then I go.
00:36:07Right.
00:36:07Oh, a stranger, Pyramus, than airplayed here.
00:36:12I will be merry, must you, for you must understand, he goes but to see a noise that he heard, and is to come again.
00:36:19A colour like the red rose on triumphant prior, and the most risky juvenile, and each most lovely new is true's truest horse that yet would never tire.
00:36:28I'll meet thee, Pyramus, at Ninny's tomb.
00:36:30Ninus' tomb, man.
00:36:32Ninus' tomb.
00:36:33Why, you must not speak that yet.
00:36:35That's when you ask, Pyramus.
00:36:38Sweet moon, I thank thee for thy sunny beams.
00:36:41I thank thee, moon, for shining now so bright.
00:36:43For by thy gracious gold and glittering gleams, I trust to take of choice Thisbe's sight.
00:36:49But stay, poor spiked, but not, poor night long.
00:36:53Fletful doll is here.
00:36:54Ice, you see?
00:36:56How can it be?
00:36:57Ooh, dandy duck.
00:36:58Ooh, dear.
00:36:59Ooh.
00:37:00Ooh.
00:37:00Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:01Ah!
00:37:04Pyramus enter.
00:37:06Your cue is past.
00:37:09It is never tire.
00:37:11As true as truest horse that yet would never tire.
00:37:16He said, never tire.
00:37:19As true as truest horse that yet would never tire.
00:37:27If I were fair, fair this be, I will only thine.
00:37:31Oh, oh, monstrous.
00:37:36Oh, strange.
00:37:38We are haunted.
00:37:40Bless thee, Bottom, thou art translated.
00:37:43Oh, Bottom, thou art changed.
00:37:47What do I say on thee?
00:37:49What do you see?
00:37:50You see an ass head of your own, do you?
00:38:12Why'd you run away?
00:38:14Oh.
00:38:15Oh.
00:38:16This is a knavery of you to make me afeard.
00:38:22I see your knavery.
00:38:24This is to make an ass of me, to fright me, if you could.
00:38:32Well, I will walk up and down here, and I will sing.
00:38:37That they shall hear I am not afraid.
00:38:39Yes.
00:38:40The owl's old cock so black of hue, with orange tawny bill.
00:38:49The cross with his note so true, the wren with little quill.
00:38:59The pink, the sparrow, and the lark, the plain song cuckoo grey.
00:39:07Oh.
00:39:08Whose note for many a man doth mark, and dares not answer, nay.
00:39:17Oh.
00:39:18Oh.
00:39:19Oh.
00:39:20What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?
00:39:25Good evening.
00:39:27I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again.
00:39:30Oh.
00:39:31Oh.
00:39:32Oh.
00:39:33Mine ear is much enamoured of thy note, so is my eye enthralled to thy shame.
00:39:41Oh.
00:39:42When thy fair virtue's force perforce doth move me on the first view to say, to swear,
00:39:50Oh.
00:39:51I love thee.
00:39:53Oh.
00:39:54Methinks, mistress, you should have little reason for that.
00:39:58And yet, to say the truth, reason and love keep little company together nowadays.
00:40:03Thou art as wise as thou art beautiful.
00:40:09Oh.
00:40:10Not so, neither.
00:40:12But if I had wit enough to get out of this wood, I have enough to serve mine own town.
00:40:16I have to.
00:40:17This wood do not desire to go.
00:40:19Oh.
00:40:20Thou shalt remain here, whether thou wilt or no.
00:40:23Hm?
00:40:24I am a spirit of no common rate.
00:40:26Oh.
00:40:27The summer still doth tend upon my state.
00:40:30Oh.
00:40:31And I do love thee.
00:40:32Oh.
00:40:33Oh.
00:40:34Therefore, go with me.
00:40:37Hm?
00:40:38I'll give thee fairest to attend on thee.
00:40:41Oh.
00:40:42Peasblossom!
00:40:43Cobweb!
00:40:44Moth!
00:40:45Moth!
00:40:46Moth!
00:40:47Moth!
00:40:48Moth!
00:40:49Moth!
00:40:50Moth!
00:40:51Moth!
00:40:52Where shall we go?
00:40:53Be kind and courteous.
00:40:54Oh.
00:40:55To this gentleman.
00:40:56Oh.
00:40:57Oh.
00:40:58Oh.
00:40:59Yes.
00:41:00Your name I beseech you, sir.
00:41:01Oh.
00:41:02Oh.
00:41:03Oh.
00:41:04Oh.
00:41:05Oh.
00:41:06Oh.
00:41:07Oh.
00:41:08Oh.
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00:41:53Oh.
00:41:54Oh.
00:41:55of more acquaintance, good Master Cobweb.
00:41:58If I cut my finger,
00:41:59I shall make bold with you.
00:42:04Your name,
00:42:06honest gentleman?
00:42:07Peace Blossom.
00:42:09I pray you commend me
00:42:11to Mistress Squash, your mother,
00:42:13and Master Peace God, your father.
00:42:16I'll beseech
00:42:17your name, sir.
00:42:18Mustard Seat.
00:42:19Ah-ha! Good Master Mustard Seat.
00:42:22I know your patience well.
00:42:24That same cowardly giant
00:42:25like ox-beef hath devoured many a gentleman
00:42:27of your house, I promise you.
00:42:29Tie up my lover's tongue.
00:42:31Bring him silently.
00:42:35Oh, yeah.
00:42:36Oh.
00:42:38No. No.
00:42:39Oops. No. No.
00:42:41Oh.
00:42:55My mistress with a monster
00:43:01is in love.
00:43:03Oh.
00:43:03Oh.
00:43:04Come, come, come.
00:43:08Near to her close
00:43:10and consecrated bower,
00:43:11while she was in her dull and sleeping
00:43:13hour, a crew of patchers,
00:43:16rude mechanicals that work for bread
00:43:17upon Athenian stalls
00:43:19were met together
00:43:20to rehearse a play
00:43:21intended for great Theseus' nuptial day.
00:43:24The shallowest thick skin
00:43:26of that baron sort
00:43:27who Pyramus presented in their sport
00:43:29forsook his scene
00:43:30and entered in a break.
00:43:32When I did him
00:43:33at this advantage take
00:43:34an asses and all,
00:43:37I fix it on his head.
00:43:39Anon,
00:43:40his thisbe must be answer-head,
00:43:42and forth my mimic comes.
00:43:45When they him spy...
00:43:48So at his sight,
00:43:57away his fellows fly.
00:43:59When in that moment
00:44:01so it came to pass,
00:44:02Titania awaked
00:44:03and straightway laughed
00:44:05and asked...
00:44:06This falls out better
00:44:11than I could defy.
00:44:33If thou hast slain Lysander
00:44:34in his sleep,
00:44:35being all shoes in blood,
00:44:37plunge in the deep.
00:44:38It cannot be
00:44:39but thou hast murdered him.
00:44:40So should a murderer look.
00:44:42So dead,
00:44:43so grim.
00:44:43So should the murdered look,
00:44:45and so should I,
00:44:46pierced through the heart
00:44:47with your stern cruelty.
00:44:50Yet you, the murderer,
00:44:51look as bright,
00:44:52as clear as yonder Venus
00:44:54in her glimmering sphere.
00:44:55What's this to my Lysander?
00:44:57Where is he?
00:44:58Oh, good Demetrius,
00:44:59wilt thou give him me?
00:45:00You spend your passion
00:45:01on a misprized mood.
00:45:03I am not guilty
00:45:04of Lysander's blood,
00:45:05nor is he dead,
00:45:06for what that I can tell.
00:45:07I pray thee,
00:45:08tell me then
00:45:09that he is well.
00:45:11And if I could,
00:45:12what should I get there for?
00:45:13Privilege never
00:45:13to see me more.
00:45:14Now, I will follow you
00:45:15in this fierce vein,
00:45:16and therefore,
00:45:17at your side,
00:45:18I will remain.
00:45:22But sorrow is
00:45:23heaviness,
00:45:24but heavier growth.
00:45:30Stay close.
00:45:31This is the same Athenian.
00:45:33That was the woman,
00:45:37but not this the man.
00:45:41What hast thou done?
00:45:43Thou hast mistaken quite,
00:45:45and laid the love juice
00:45:45on some true love site.
00:45:49About the wood go swifter
00:45:51than the wind,
00:45:52and Helena of Athens,
00:45:54look thou find.
00:45:55By some illusion,
00:45:56see thou bring her here.
00:45:58I'll charm his eyes
00:45:59against she do appear.
00:46:01I go, I go,
00:46:02look how I go,
00:46:03straight to the narrow
00:46:04from the tartan.
00:46:05Whoa!
00:46:08Flower of this purple dye,
00:46:11hit with Cupid's archery,
00:46:14sink in apple of his eye.
00:46:17Captain of her fairy band,
00:46:26Helena is here at hand,
00:46:28and the youth
00:46:28mistook by me
00:46:29pleading for a lover's fee.
00:46:32Shall we their
00:46:34fond pageant see?
00:46:38Lord, what fools
00:46:39these mortals be?
00:46:41Ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:46:43I'll say that
00:46:44When she peed me
00:46:45This house of truth
00:46:47Oh devilish holy phrase
00:46:49Weave oath with oath
00:46:51And hear nothing wait
00:46:52Why should you think
00:46:53That I should move in scorn
00:46:55Look
00:46:56When I bow
00:46:57I weep
00:46:58My vows newborn
00:47:00Get to advance your cunning
00:47:02More and more
00:47:03These vows are hernias
00:47:05Will you give her all
00:47:06I had no judgement
00:47:07When to her I swore
00:47:08One on him in my mind
00:47:09Now you give me more
00:47:10Demetrius loves her
00:47:11He loves her, and he loves not you.
00:47:13Lysander.
00:47:16Godlike.
00:47:17Nymph.
00:47:19Perfect. Divine.
00:47:21Nymph?
00:47:22To what, my love, shall I compare thine eye?
00:47:25You are unkind, Demetrius. Be not so for you.
00:47:28Love Hermia, this you know I know.
00:47:30Crystal is muddy.
00:47:32How ripe and show thy lips,
00:47:35those kissing cherries tempting grow.
00:47:38That pure congealed white, how tore a snow,
00:47:41fanned with the eastern wind,
00:47:43turns to a crow when thou holdest up thy hand.
00:47:47Oh, let me kiss.
00:47:48Kiss?
00:47:49This prince is of pure white.
00:47:52Now seal my bliss.
00:47:54Oh, spite. Oh, hell.
00:47:56I see you are all bent to set against me for your merriment.
00:47:59If you were men, as men you are in show,
00:48:03you would not use a gentle lady so.
00:48:06Lysander.
00:48:08Lysander lose thy Hermia, I will numb.
00:48:11If e'er I loved her, all that love is gone.
00:48:14My heart to her, but as guest-wise sojourned.
00:48:17And now Terzander is at home returned.
00:48:21Oh, Helen.
00:48:39Goddess, nymph, perfect, divine,
00:48:42To what, my love, shall I compare thine eye?
00:48:46You both are rivals, and love permeer.
00:48:49And our both rivals do mock Helena.
00:48:52Thou art not by mine eye, Lysander found.
00:48:55Mine ear I thank it, brought me to thy sound.
00:48:57But why, am kindly, didst thou leave me so?
00:48:59For I should stay whom love doth press to go.
00:49:02What love could press Lysander from my side?
00:49:05Lysander's love that would not let him bide.
00:49:08Fair Helena, who more engilds the night
00:49:10Than all yon fiery oes and eyes of light.
00:49:12You speak not as you think. Cannot be.
00:49:15Oh, she is one of this confederacy.
00:49:18Now I perceive they have conjoined all three
00:49:21To fashionist false sport in spite of me.
00:49:23Jewelous Hermia, most ungrateful maid.
00:49:26Have you conspired?
00:49:27Have you, with these, contrived to bait me
00:49:29With this foul derision?
00:49:31And will you rent our ancient love asunder
00:49:33To join with men in scorning your poor friend?
00:49:36It is not friendly, it is not maidenly.
00:49:39I understand not what you mean by this.
00:49:41I do.
00:49:42Persever, counterfeit sad looks,
00:49:45Make mouths upon me when I turn my back.
00:49:48But fare you well?
00:49:50It is partly my own fault,
00:49:52Which death or absence soon shall men thee.
00:49:55Stay, gentle Helena, hear my excuse,
00:49:58My love, my life, my soul, fair Helena.
00:50:01Oh, excellent!
00:50:02Oh!
00:50:03I say I love thee more than he can do.
00:50:04If thou say so, withdraw and prove it too.
00:50:07Quick, come!
00:50:08Lysander!
00:50:09Where's he tends all this?
00:50:10Hang off, thou cat!
00:50:12Thou burr!
00:50:13Vile thing let loose,
00:50:14Or I will shake thee from me like a serpent.
00:50:16Why are you going so rude?
00:50:17What change is this, sweet love?
00:50:19Thy love?
00:50:20Out, tawny tartar, out!
00:50:23Out, loathed medicine!
00:50:24Oh, hated potion!
00:50:26Hence!
00:50:27Do you not jest?
00:50:28Am not I Hermia?
00:50:29Am not you Lysander?
00:50:31Be certain, nothing truer tis no jest,
00:50:39That I do hate thee, and love Helena.
00:50:44Oh!
00:50:45Me!
00:50:46You!
00:50:47Juggler!
00:50:48You canker blossom!
00:50:50You thief of love!
00:50:51Fine in faith!
00:50:53Have you no modesty?
00:50:55No maiden shame?
00:50:56No touch of bashfulness?
00:50:58What?
00:50:59Will you tear impatient answers from my gentle tongue?
00:51:02Thy!
00:51:03Thy!
00:51:04You counterfeit!
00:51:05You puppet, you!
00:51:07Puppet!
00:51:08Why so?
00:51:10Aye, that way goes the game.
00:51:15Now I perceive she hath made compare with us suchers.
00:51:20She hath urged her height.
00:51:22So, are you grown this high in his esteem
00:51:25Because I am so dwarfish and so low?
00:51:27Oh, God, I pray you, though you mock me, gentlemen,
00:51:30Let her not hurt me.
00:51:31I was never cursed.
00:51:33I have no gift at all in trueishness.
00:51:35I am a right maid.
00:51:36Am I cowardice?
00:51:37How low am I, thou fainted maypole?
00:51:41Speak!
00:51:42How low am I?
00:51:43I am not yet so low, but that my nails can reach unto thine eyes.
00:51:50When she is angry, she is keen and shrewd.
00:51:53She was a fixer when she went to school.
00:51:55And though she'd be by little, she is fierce!
00:51:58Little again!
00:51:59Nothing but you!
00:52:00Get you gone, you whore!
00:52:03You whore!
00:52:04You whore!
00:52:05Take on!
00:52:06Try hurt her, strike her, kill her, neck!
00:52:10No!
00:52:11Dimitrius, no!
00:52:12Go, Hamia!
00:52:13You will be so bitter with her!
00:52:14I evermore did love you, Hamia!
00:52:16Did ever keep your councils, never wronged you.
00:52:19God, Harmia!
00:52:24Do not be so bitter with her!
00:52:27I evermore did love you, Harmia.
00:52:29Did ever keep your counsels, never wronged you.
00:52:32Save that!
00:52:36Did love it to Demetrius?
00:52:38I told him of your stout into this wood.
00:52:41He followed you!
00:52:43The last high followed him.
00:52:45But he has ticked me heads and threatened me to strike me,
00:52:50spawn me, nay, to kill me too.
00:53:15To Athens will I bear my folly back and follow you no further.
00:53:31You see how simple and how fond I am?
00:53:33Why, get you gone.
00:53:36Who is that hinders you?
00:53:38The foolish heart that I leave here behind.
00:53:41What?
00:53:42With Isander?
00:53:43With Demetrius!
00:53:46Be not afraid, he shall not claim thee, Helena.
00:53:48No, sir, you shall not, though you take her part.
00:53:51You are too officious on her behalf that scorned your services.
00:53:54Let her alone.
00:53:55Ha!
00:53:56Speak not of Helena, take not her part.
00:53:59For if thou dost intend never so little show of love to her,
00:54:02thou shalt abide.
00:54:03Well, now she holds me not.
00:54:05Follow, if thou darest,
00:54:06to try whose right of thine or mine is most in Helena.
00:54:09Follow?
00:54:10Nay, I'll go with thee.
00:54:12Cheek by jab.
00:54:15You, mistress, all this coil is long of you.
00:54:18Your hands than mine are quicker for a fray.
00:54:21My legs are longer, though.
00:54:23To run away!
00:54:24I'm amazed.
00:54:26I know not what to say.
00:54:28Oh, those things do best please me.
00:54:55That befall preposterously.
00:55:01But so far am I glad it so did sort,
00:55:04As this there jungling I esteem a sport.
00:55:08Thou seest.
00:55:08These lovers seek a place to fight.
00:55:11High, therefore, Robin,
00:55:12Overcast the night,
00:55:14Till o'er their brows death counterfeiting sleep,
00:55:16With leaden legs and batty wings doth creep.
00:55:19Then, crush this herb into Lysander's eye,
00:55:26Whose liquor hath this virtuous property
00:55:29To take from thence all error with his might,
00:55:32And make his eyeballs roll with wonted sight.
00:55:34When they next wake,
00:55:38All this derision shall seem a dream and fruitless vision,
00:55:42Whilst I,
00:55:44In this affair do thee employ,
00:55:46I'll to my queen,
00:55:48And find her sleeping, boy.
00:55:51And then I will her charmed eye release from monster's view,
00:55:55And all things shall be peace.
00:56:00Run away!
00:56:09Coward!
00:56:12Are that bled?
00:56:14Freak!
00:56:16In some bush!
00:56:18Must not hide thy head.
00:56:24Batemeth
00:56:24Constraineth me.
00:56:28Constraineth me!
00:56:30Fallen am I,
00:56:42In dark, uneven way.
00:56:49Oh, weary night.
00:56:51Oh, long and tedious night.
00:56:53Sleep.
00:56:54There's sometimes...
00:56:55Never so weary.
00:57:02Never so in work.
00:57:07Cupid is a knavish lad,
00:57:10Thus to make poor females mad.
00:57:12I have one come three more,
00:57:15Two of both kinds,
00:57:16And make up four.
00:57:22When thou wakest,
00:57:25Thou takest true delight,
00:57:27In the sight of thy former lady's eye.
00:57:32Jack shall have jill,
00:57:35Nought shall go well.
00:57:38The man shall have his mare again,
00:57:40And all shall be well.
00:57:45Oh, I will urge thy mortal grossness so.
00:57:49Come, sit thee down upon this flowery bed,
00:58:05While I thy amiable cheeks do coy,
00:58:09And stick musk roses in thy sleek, smooth head,
00:58:16And kiss thy fair, large ears.
00:58:21My gentle joy.
00:58:34Where's Pease Blossom?
00:58:37Ready.
00:58:38Scratch my head, Pease Blossom.
00:58:47Where's Monsieur Cobweb?
00:58:49Ready.
00:58:50Good Monsieur,
00:58:52Bring me a honey bag, Signore.
00:58:58Where's Monsieur Mustard's seed?
00:59:02What's your will?
00:59:03Oh, nothing, good Monsieur,
00:59:05But to help Pease Blossom to scratch.
00:59:09I muster the father's, Monsieur,
00:59:12For me thinks I'm marvellous hairy about the face.
00:59:15Now say, sweet love,
00:59:18What thou desirest to eat.
00:59:23So lay,
00:59:24Like a frobinder.
00:59:26Like a munch of good dry oats.
00:59:28Me thinks I have a great desire to a bottle of hay.
00:59:32Oh, good hay, sweet hay hath no fellow.
00:59:38I of a venturous fairy shall seek the squirrel's horse,
00:59:42And fetch thee new nuts.
00:59:45Oh, I'd rather have a handful or two of dried peas.
00:59:54But I pray you,
00:59:55Let none of your people stir me.
00:59:58I have an exposition of sleep come upon me.
01:00:02Sleep thou,
01:00:03Ooth,
01:00:03Sleep thou,
01:00:06And thou will wind thee in my arms.
01:00:12Faith, be gone,
01:00:14And be always the way.
01:00:16So doth the woodbine, the sweet honeysuttle gently entwist, the female ivy so enwrings the barky fingers of the elm.
01:00:31Oh, how I love thee. How I doubt on thee.
01:00:38Ah, how dotage now I do begin to pity.
01:00:54Be as thou wast wont to be, see as thou wast wont to see, now, my Titania, wake you, my sweet queen.
01:01:15Oh, my Oberon. What visions have I seen? Oh, me thought I was enamoured of an ass.
01:01:36There lies your love.
01:01:38How came these things to pass?
01:01:45Oh, how my eyes to loathe your visage now!
01:01:50But thou and I are new in Amity, and will, tomorrow midnight, solemnly dance in Duke Theseus' house triumphantly, and bring to that lord his true destiny.
01:02:05Fairy king! Attend and mock!
01:02:08I do hear the morning lark.
01:02:11And my queen.
01:02:14In silent sad trip we after the nightshade.
01:02:17We the globe can compass soon, swifter than the wandering moon.
01:02:22We are spirits of another sort.
01:02:24And I, with the morning's love, have oft made sport.
01:02:27And like a forest of the groves may tread even to the eastern gate, all fiery red, opening on Neptune with fair blessed beams, turns into yellow gold his soft green streams.
01:02:41But soft. What nymphs are these?
01:03:00Pardon, my lord.
01:03:02No doubt you rose up early to observe the rite of May.
01:03:10And hearing our intent came here in grace of our solemnity.
01:03:15But speak, Aegeus, is not this the day that Hermia should give answer of her choice?
01:03:20It is, my lord.
01:03:23I pray you all stand up.
01:03:26I know you two are rival enemies.
01:03:30How comes this gentle concord in the world?
01:03:32My lord, I shall reply amazedly.
01:03:35Half sleep, half waking.
01:03:37But as yet, I swear...
01:03:38Enough, enough!
01:03:40My lord, you have enough.
01:03:43I beg the law, the law upon his head.
01:03:46They would have stolen away.
01:03:49But...
01:03:50They would, Demetrius.
01:03:51Thereby, to have defeated you and me.
01:03:55My good lord, I want not by what power, but by some power it is.
01:04:00My love to Hermia melted as the snow.
01:04:03Seems to me now as the remembrance of an idle gourd which in my childhood I did dote upon.
01:04:09And all the faith, the virtue of my heart, the object and the pleasure of my eyes, only Helena.
01:04:26Aegeus, I will overbear your will.
01:04:28For in the temple by and by with us these couples shall eternally be knit.
01:04:34And for the morning now as something worn, our purposed hunting shall be set aside.
01:04:39Away with us to Athens.
01:04:40Three and three.
01:04:42We'll hold a feast in great solemnity.
01:04:44Uncouple in the Western Valley, let them go.
01:04:47Uncouple in the Western Valley, let them go.
01:04:52Heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart.
01:04:58These things seem small and un-distinguishable, like...
01:05:01Far-off mountains turn it into clouds.
01:05:05It seems to me that yet we sleep, we dream, and...
01:05:07Oh.
01:05:23Hey-ho.
01:05:26Mistress Quince?
01:05:29Fruit?
01:05:31Oh.
01:05:32God's my life.
01:05:34Stolen hents and left me asleep.
01:05:37I've had a most rare vision.
01:05:44I have had a dream past the wit of man to say what dream it was.
01:05:51Me thought I was...
01:05:53Oh, there is no man can tell what.
01:05:56No, me thought I was...
01:05:58Me thought I...
01:06:01Oh, man, it's been a patched fool of you
01:06:04when offers to say what my dream was.
01:06:05And I...
01:06:09And she...
01:06:11I will get Mistress Quince to write the ballad of this dream.
01:06:21Yes, yes, it shall be called Bottom's Dream,
01:06:24for it hath no bottom.
01:06:26And I will sing it in the latter end of the play, before the joke.
01:06:30The play! The joke!
01:06:31Oh!
01:06:32Oh!
01:06:33Oh!
01:06:35Oh!
01:06:37Oh!
01:06:38Oh!
01:06:39Oh!
01:06:40Oh!
01:06:41Oh!
01:06:42Oh!
01:06:43Oh!
01:06:44Oh!
01:06:45Oh!
01:06:46Oh!
01:06:47Oh!
01:06:48Oh!
01:06:49Oh!
01:06:50Oh!
01:06:51Oh!
01:06:52Oh!
01:06:53Where are these lights?
01:06:57Bonesome!
01:06:59Where are all these hearts?
01:07:01The most courageous day!
01:07:05We are transported!
01:07:18Four Bones happy hour!
01:07:21The old mechanicals!
01:07:29Get your apparel! Good strings, new ribbons!
01:07:33The Duke hath dined! The Duke hath dined!
01:07:50The Duke hath dined! The Duke hath dined!
01:07:53Here come the lovers, full of joy and mirth.
01:08:23He thinks I see these things of party.
01:08:53He thinks now I have found Demetrius, like a jewel, mine own, but not mine own.
01:09:05Are you sure that we are?
01:09:09Tis strange, oh Theseus, that these lovers speak of.
01:09:13More strange than true.
01:09:15I never may believe these antique fables, nor these fairy toys.
01:09:20Lovers and madmen have such seething brains, such shaping fantasies,
01:09:24that apprehend more than cool reason ever comprehends.
01:09:28So in the night, imagining some fear, how easy is a bush supposed a bear?
01:09:33But all the story of the night told over.
01:09:36What revels are in hand?
01:10:00Is there no play to ease the anguish of a torturing hour?
01:10:04It's a brief.
01:10:05How many sports are ripe?
01:10:07What masks?
01:10:09What dances shall we have?
01:10:14A tedious brief scene of young Pyramus and his love, Thisby.
01:10:18Very tragical mirth.
01:10:20Merry and tragical.
01:10:25Tedious and brief.
01:10:27No, no, no, no, my noble lord, it's not for you.
01:10:32We will hear it.
01:10:33Ah, hard-handed folk that work in Athens here,
01:10:47which never labored in their minds till now.
01:10:49If we offend, it is with our goodwill
01:11:08that you should think we come not to offend but with goodwill,
01:11:14to show our simple skill.
01:11:18That is the true beginning of our end.
01:11:23Consider, then, we come,
01:11:27but in despite,
01:11:28we do not come as minding to content you.
01:11:31Our true intent is,
01:11:35all for your delight we are not here,
01:11:39that you should here repent you.
01:11:42The actors are at hand,
01:11:46and by their show,
01:11:48you shall know
01:11:50all that you are like to know.
01:12:00She hath read her prologue like a rough cult.
01:12:03She knows not to stop.
01:12:06Her speech was like a tangled chain,
01:12:07nothing impaired,
01:12:08but all disordered.
01:12:10Who is next?
01:12:13Who is next?
01:12:13Who is next?
01:12:39same interlude it doth befall that I, one snout by name, present a wall, and such a wall as I would
01:12:49have you think that had in it a crannid hole or chink through which the lovers Pyramus and Thisbe
01:12:57did whisper often very secretly. This loam, this rough cast and this stone doth show that I am
01:13:06and that same wall, the truth is so.
01:13:18O grim-looked night, O night with hue so black, O night which ever art when day is not, O night, O night, alack, alack, alack!
01:13:32I fear my Thisbe's promise is forgot, and thou, O wall, O sweet, O lovely wall, which standest between her father's ground and mine.
01:13:44Thou wall, O wall, O sweet and lovely wall, show me thy chink to blink through with mine eye.
01:13:52Thanks, courteous wall. Jove shield thee well for this.
01:14:02What see I?
01:14:04No Thisbe do I see.
01:14:06O wicked wall, through whom I see no bliss. Cursed be thy stones for thus deceiving me.
01:14:12The wall, methinks, being sensible should curse again.
01:14:16No, in truth, sir, he should not.
01:14:20Hmm?
01:14:22Deceiving me is Thisbe's cue.
01:14:24She is to enter now, and I am to spy her through the wall.
01:14:28You shall see.
01:14:30With all packed as I told you.
01:14:32No, no, no, bottom. Yonder she comes.
01:14:34Bottom, bottom.
01:14:36Yonder she comes.
01:14:38Oh, where is Pyramus, most lily-white of you?
01:14:44Philocomus, thou heard my moans for part of my head, Pyramus.
01:14:50My cherry lips often kissed thy stones, thy stones with lime and hair knit up in me.
01:14:56I see a voice.
01:14:58Now will I to the chink to spy, and I can hear my Thisbe's face.
01:15:02Thisbe!
01:15:04My love.
01:15:06Thou art my love, I think.
01:15:08Oh, kiss me through the hole of this vile wall.
01:15:12All right.
01:15:14No, I can't really do it. I can't do it.
01:15:16I-I-I-I kissed the walls whole, not your lips at all.
01:15:19Wilt thou at Ninny's tomb?
01:15:21Nine.
01:15:22Ninus tomb, meet me straightway.
01:15:24Tied life, tied death. I come without delay.
01:15:28Ninus tomb, I know.
01:15:30I know.
01:15:31Thus have I walled, my part discharges so, and being done thus walled, away doth go.
01:15:38Hup!
01:15:39Right.
01:15:40Hup!
01:15:41Hup!
01:15:42Hup!
01:15:43Hup!
01:15:44Hup!
01:15:45Hup!
01:15:46Hup!
01:15:47Hup!
01:15:48Hup!
01:15:49Hup!
01:15:50Hup!
01:15:51Hup!
01:15:52Hup!
01:15:53Oh, my feet now.
01:15:54This is the silliest stuff that I have ever heard.
01:15:57Ha!
01:15:58I wonder if the lion bespeak.
01:16:00One lion may, when many asses do.
01:16:03Ha!
01:16:04Ha!
01:16:05Ha!
01:16:06You ladies, you whose gentle hearts do fear, the smallest monstrous mouth that creeps on floor,
01:16:13may now perchance both quake and tremble here, when lion ruff in wildest rage da roar!
01:16:22Then know that I as snug the joiner am.
01:16:26It's me, I'm snug.
01:16:28I'm snug.
01:16:29Get on with it.
01:16:31A lion fell, nor else no lions down.
01:16:35For if I should as lion come in strife into this place, to a pity on my life.
01:16:42This lantern doth the horned moon present.
01:16:49He should have worn the horns on his head.
01:16:57This lantern doth the horned moon present.
01:17:01He hears no crescent, and his horns are invisible within the circumference.
01:17:05This lantern doth the horned moon present, myself the man in the moon, do seem to be.
01:17:11Ah, this is the greatest error of all the rest.
01:17:13The man should be in the lantern.
01:17:15How is it else, the man in the moon?
01:17:16All I have to say is to tell you, this lantern is the moon.
01:17:19I am the man in the moon, this thong-goose my thong-goose, and this dog my dog.
01:17:34This is old Minnie's tomb.
01:17:36Linus.
01:17:37But where is my love?
01:17:40Oh!
01:17:41Oh!
01:17:42Ah!
01:17:43Ah!
01:17:44Ah!
01:17:45Ah!
01:17:46Ah!
01:17:47Well roared lion, well run, Thisbe.
01:17:49Ah!
01:17:50Well shone moon.
01:17:53Well moused lion.
01:17:55Ha!
01:17:56Ah!
01:17:57And then came Pyramus, and so the lion vanished.
01:17:59Sweet moon, I thank thee for thy sunny beams, I thank thee moon for shining now so bright, for by thy gracious golden glittering gleams I trust to take of truest Thisbe's sight.
01:18:12But stay!
01:18:13Oh!
01:18:14Oh!
01:18:15Oh!
01:18:16Oh!
01:18:17Oh!
01:18:18Oh!
01:18:19Oh!
01:18:20Oh!
01:18:21Spite, but Mark, poor knight.
01:18:22What dreadful doll is here?
01:18:23Eyes, do you see?
01:18:24How can it be?
01:18:25Oh!
01:18:26Oh, dainty duck!
01:18:27Oh dear!
01:18:28Oh, thy mantle good!
01:18:29What?
01:18:30Stained with blood?
01:18:32Approach, ye furies.
01:18:34How can it be?
01:18:36Oh, dainty duck!
01:18:38Oh, dear!
01:18:40Thy mantle good!
01:18:42What? Stained with blood?
01:18:45Approach, ye furies fair!
01:18:48Oh, fates, come, come!
01:18:52Cut thread and thrum!
01:18:54Quail crush conclude and quell!
01:18:58Be sure of my heart, but I pity the man!
01:19:04Come, Pyramus!
01:19:06Confound, out-sword, and wound the pap of Pyramus!
01:19:12Ay, that left pap, where heart doth hold!
01:19:18Thus die I!
01:19:21Thus!
01:19:23Thus!
01:19:25Thus!
01:19:27Thus!
01:19:29Thus!
01:19:33Now, am I dead.
01:19:40Now, am I flamed.
01:19:43My soul is in the sky.
01:19:47Tom, lose thy life.
01:19:51Moon, take thy flight.
01:19:54Take thy flight!
01:19:56No.
01:19:57No!
01:20:06No!
01:20:07No!
01:20:09No!
01:20:10No!
01:20:11No!
01:20:12No!
01:20:13No!
01:20:15No!
01:20:16Oh, God!
01:20:42No guy, but an ace for him.
01:20:46Here she comes, and her passion ends the play.
01:20:48Oh, she has spied him already with those sweet eyes.
01:20:54Asleep, my love.
01:20:58What?
01:20:59Dead, my dove.
01:21:02O Pyramus, arise.
01:21:05Speak.
01:21:06Speak.
01:21:09Quite dumb.
01:21:12Dead.
01:21:14Dead.
01:21:16The tomb must cover thy sweet eyes.
01:21:25These lily lips.
01:21:28This cherry nose.
01:21:31These yellow cows' cheeks are gone.
01:21:35Are gone.
01:21:36Let me cry.
01:21:37Jesus!
01:21:38Lovers, make moan.
01:22:03His eyes were green as leaves.
01:22:05Oh, sisters three, come to me with hands as pale as milk, lay them in gorse, and she was
01:22:14sure with shears his thread of silk.
01:22:17Tongue, not a word.
01:22:25Come, trusty sword.
01:22:30Come, blade, my breast in brook.
01:22:38And farewell, friends.
01:22:42Come, blade, my breast in brook.
01:22:49And farewell, friends.
01:22:57Thus this be ends.
01:23:03That you, that you.
01:23:10That you.
01:23:55Come, you're Bergamask! Bergamask! Bergamask! Bergamask! Bergamask!
01:24:25Ding-a-ding-ding-ding! Sweet lovers love the spring!
01:24:33That's your epilogue, Ray!
01:24:35Sweet lovers love the spring!
01:24:43Between the acres and the rye With the hay and the hoe and the hay, nonny-no
01:24:50Those pretty country folks would like In the springtime
01:24:55The only pretty ringtime When birds do sing
01:25:02Ding-a-ding-ding-ding!
01:25:05Sweet lovers love the spring!
01:25:12Sweet lovers love the spring!
01:25:19Ding-a-ding-ding-ding-ding!
01:25:36Now, until the break of day, through this house, each fairy stray.
01:26:06Never harm, no spell, no charm. Come, my lovely lady night.
01:26:36Hand in hand with fairy grace, will we sing and bless this place?
01:26:45I'm going to sing and bless this place.
01:27:15Now the people of it blest, ever, shall in safety rest.
01:27:39Now the people of it blest, ever, shall in safety rest.
01:28:09Now the people of it blest, ever, shall in safety rest.
01:28:21Now the people of it blest, ever, shall in safety rest.
01:28:31Now the people of it blest, ever, shall in safety rest.
01:28:43Now the people of it blest, ever, shall in safety rest.
01:28:55Else, da poc, a liar call.
01:28:58It's a good night turn to you all.
01:29:01Give me your hands if we be friends.
01:29:03And Robin shall with store amends.
01:29:06The people of it blest, ever, shall in safety rest.
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