00:00I pooped your ass.
00:02I pooped me.
00:05Number one.
00:10Let's do this.
00:13Introducing first, the Challenger.
00:16Hailing from the hardcore state of Connecticut.
00:20And weighing in at 210 pounds.
00:25He is one half of Counter-Strike.
00:28The Keyboard Warrior.
00:32Hyper-Violent.
00:34Nolan E.S.E.
00:46And his opponent.
00:50Hailing from the number one dojo.
00:53And weighing at 71 kilos.
00:57Presenting the Test of Strength champion.
01:01And the reigning, defending, Test of Strength.
01:08K1 Classic champion.
01:12He is the double champion.
01:15He is number one.
01:17E.T.B.I.
01:20E.T.B.I.
01:21E.T.B.I.
01:21E.T.B.I.
01:23E.T.B.I.
01:25E.T.B.I.
01:26E.T.B.I.
01:26E.T.B.I.
01:27Your referee in charge of the contest, Blue Shoes, Gino Monti.
01:32E.T.B.I.
01:33E.T.B.I.
01:33E.T.B.I.
01:33E.T.B.I.
01:34E.T.B.I.
01:39E.T.B.I.
01:40Bad luck by touching.
01:41Bad luck by touching.
01:42Oh, sweet.
01:43Yeah, they lose, too.
01:45So you're going to earn our statistics.
01:46Boom!
01:58Boom!
02:05Number one!
02:07You can't see baby all day!
02:16Yeah!
02:18I'm a shot!
02:19Okay!
02:20Yeah!
02:21Yeah!
02:22Yeah!
02:23Yeah!
02:27Woo!
02:28Yeah!
02:29Yeah!
02:30Yeah!
02:31Woo!
02:32Yeah!
02:37No choice!
02:38Oh!
02:39In the ropes!
02:41Oh my gosh!
02:43Oh my gosh!
02:45I'm a little nervous for you!
02:46Oh my gosh, please let me!
02:48Let's go!
02:53Six!
02:54Woo!
02:56Woo!
02:57Yeah!
03:04Six!
03:05Two!
03:06Six!
03:07Nine!
03:08Six!
03:09Five!
03:10Five!
03:11Five!
03:13Number one!
03:14Reel number one.
03:27I'm bulky Ichiban!
03:44Woo!
03:46Woo!
03:48What do you do?
03:50Oh, number one.
03:52I got you.
03:54Yeah!
03:56Yeah!
03:58Swoop!
04:00Swoop!
04:02Ooh!
04:04Ooh!
04:06Oh, everyone, swim inside!
04:08I'll go this way.
04:10Bye-bye!
04:12Fly!
04:18Hey!
04:20The other side!
04:24I got the rest!
04:26Whoa!
04:28Ooh!
04:30Ooh!
04:32Come on, Jonathan!
04:34Woo!
04:36I love the corner, please!
04:38I love the corner!
04:40Ow!
04:42Whatever.
04:43Oh, no.
04:44Not this side.
04:46Let's go!
04:47Come on!
04:48One!
04:49One!
04:50One!
04:51One!
04:52One!
04:53One!
04:54One!
04:55One!
04:56One!
04:57Four!
04:58One!
04:59Number one!
05:00Number one!
05:02Number one!
05:03Number one!
05:04Number one!
05:05Yes!
05:06Woo!
05:07Come on, Nolan, you got to kick this!
05:09Come on, Nolan!
05:10Woo!
05:11Yeah!
05:12Yeah!
05:13Yeah!
05:14Hey!
05:15Yeah!
05:16Woo!
05:17Yeah!
05:18Woo!
05:19Woo!
05:20Woo!
05:21Woo!
05:22Woo!
05:23Woo!
05:24Woo!
05:25Woo!
05:26Woo!
05:28Woo!
05:29Woo!
05:30Yeah, and out of the corner.
05:42Ace, two, three, three, four.
05:50Yeah!
06:04Number one!
06:08Yeah!
06:10Stay down, come on.
06:14Yeah, hold those up.
06:16I'm here.
06:18No, no, very close.
06:20Very close.
06:22No, hold that back.
06:26What do you say?
06:28Number one, I'm keeping it here.
06:30I'm keeping it.
06:32I gotta beat that youngster.
06:46Yeah!
06:48Yeah!
06:50Yeah!
06:52Yeah!
06:54Yeah!
06:56Oh!
06:58Oh my God.
07:02Oh my God.
07:04Yeah!
07:06Oh my God!
07:08Oh my God!
07:10Hey, hey, come on.
07:13I got your ass in your mother.
07:14No, hey, number one.
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