00:00Happy New Year!
00:11Greetings from 2017.
00:13We have self-lacing shoes.
00:16We have the iPhone 7.
00:19We even have a new president.
00:22All things considered, I'm happy to be alive and ready to move forward.
00:26And to move forward, sometimes you gotta leave things behind.
00:30And we have 16 things that gotta go.
00:37In 2016, let's all agree to leave behind the phrase, no shade.
00:42Shade is supposed to be subtle.
00:44It's supposed to hit you five days after the fact.
00:46But saying, ooh, you ugly, no shade, that's not, can we not?
00:50Let's leave the election, okay?
00:53Cause it was like, 26 months long it felt like.
00:56And I'm over it, it's gone, it's done.
00:59Let's leave it behind us.
01:01Harambe!
01:02He dead!
01:03He's gone.
01:04R.I.P.
01:05Everybody, stop putting him on t-shirts, bumper stickers,
01:07writing him in as a presidential candidate.
01:10R.I.P.
01:11Peace.
01:16Leave it, nobody, stop doing this.
01:17This is dumb.
01:18Let's leave Columbus-ing in 2016 where it belongs.
01:22No more Bantu knots disguised as mini buns.
01:25Boxer braids, dreadlocks down the runway.
01:29Can we leave behind the Kardashian-Jenner-West clan?
01:32They gotta go.
01:33They can stay right there in 2016.
01:36We will be moving on.
01:38And I think it's fine.
01:39We should do it for the babies.
01:40Yes.
01:41Beautiful bronze babies.
01:42Under-seasoned food.
01:44All these Facebook viral video recipes have no flavor,
01:49no kind of salt.
01:50You can't just dump pure paprika on a naked chicken breast
01:54and call that a dish.
01:56Ryan Lochte.
01:57He can swim to 2017, but we're leaving him behind.
02:00Stay there.
02:02Let's leave behind kale.
02:04First of all, kale is mad bitter.
02:06You gotta massage it forever with all of the olive oils and spices.
02:11Kale-infused water.
02:13Kale sprinkled over almond milk.
02:15Kale chips never come out crispy or forever soggy.
02:18Don't kill me.
02:19Avocado toast.
02:20You can't put that much avocado and 30 toppings on top and be like,
02:24it's toast.
02:25At some point, it's an open-faced sandwich.
02:27Please leave eyebrow tutorials for people who already have eyebrows.
02:32I need to see the before and after.
02:35Alright?
02:36It's critical for people like me.
02:37Expensive clothes that look like they were thrifted.
02:40The mad expensive stores with them $45 Pink Floyd tees that you could've got at the Goodwill for six bucks.
02:46That's what we're talking about.
02:47Police brutality.
02:49Are we done yet?
02:51Let me know.
02:52Glitter roots and glitter edges.
02:55It doesn't all be sparkle and shine.
02:57Some things should just be regular.
02:59We should leave the recreation and the manufacturing of baby hairs in 2016.
03:05If you have to cut like two inches of your front hair and gel it down, maybe.
03:09If you have to relax the corners of your hairline, then you don't have these hairs, girl.
03:15It's okay.
03:16If you've been on Instagram and you're like, oh my gosh, this is my favorite model.
03:20What is she selling?
03:21Diet tea.
03:22Diet tea gotta go.
03:24It's a laxative.
03:25It makes you poop.
03:27What are you leaving behind in 2016?
03:30Let us know in the comments.
03:32Thanks so much for watching.
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03:37And for a blast from the past, check out our video from last year, hashtag glow up.
03:42Click our logo to subscribe to see more of us in 2017 and we'll see you the next year.
03:46Bye!
03:47Bye!
03:48Bye!
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