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00:30oh
00:36thank you
01:00excuse me is this chair taken excuse me is this taken yes it is oh sorry sure thing
01:14excuse me is this chair taken excuse me is this taken no but i'm expecting somebody in a minute
01:26oh thanks anyways sure thing excuse me is this chair taken no but i'm expecting somebody any
01:33second would you mind if i sat here until he she or it comes they do seem to be pretty late
01:42you never know who you might be turning down sorry nice try though sure thing
01:48is this seat taken no it's not would you mind if i sit here yes i would
01:56uh is this chair taken no it's not would you mind if i sit here no go ahead thanks
02:06every place else seems to be taken
02:14what's the book i just want to read in quiet if you don't mind
02:19oh sure thing every place else seems to be taken
02:23great place for reading yes i like it what's the book the sound and the fury
02:31oh emingway what's the book the sound and the fury oh faulkner have you read it no actually
02:41i've sure read about it though it's supposed to be great it is great i hear it's great
02:50waiter what's the book the sound and the fury oh faulkner have you read it
02:57i'm a mets fan myself have you read it yeah i read it in college where was college
03:03oral roberts university where was college
03:07i was lying i never went to college i just like to party where was college
03:16do you like faulkner i love faulkner i spent the whole winter reading him once
03:23i just started i was so excited after reading ten pages that i went out and bought everything
03:30he wrote it was one of the greatest reading experiences of my life all of that psychological
03:36understanding page after page of gorgeous prose his profound grasp of time and human existence
03:49smells of the smells of the earth
03:54what do you think
03:57i think it's pretty boring
04:01what's the book the sound and the fury oh faulkner do you like faulkner i love faulkner he's
04:09incredible i spent the whole winter reading him once i was so excited after ten pages i went out and
04:15bought everything else he wrote all that incredible psychological understanding and the prose is so
04:22gorgeous oh and the way he grasps the mystery of time human existence i can't believe i waited this
04:30long to read him well you never know you might not have liked him before that's true you might not
04:36have been ready for him you have to hit these things at the right moment or it's no good
04:41that's happened to me it's all in the timing
04:44my name is bill by the way i'm benny hi hi
04:50yes i thought reading faulkner was a
04:58a great experience
05:01yes
05:02the sound and the fury
05:08wow
05:12onwards and upwards
05:15waiter
05:19you have to hit these things at the right moment or it's no good
05:23that's happened to me
05:25it's all in the timing
05:26my name is bill by the way i'm betty
05:30hi
05:31hi
05:31do you come in here a lot
05:34actually i'm just in town for two days from pakistan
05:37oh pakistan
05:38do you come in here a lot
05:41every once in a while
05:43do you
05:43uh not so much anymore
05:45not as much as i used to
05:47um
05:48before my nervous breakdown
05:50do you come in here a lot
05:53why are you asking
05:54i'm just interested
05:57are you really interested
05:58or do you just want to pick me up
05:59no i'm i'm really interested
06:01why would you be interested in whether i come here a lot
06:05i'm just getting acquainted
06:07maybe you're only interested for the sake of making small talk long enough to ask me back to your place to listen to some music
06:15or because you've got this great director's cut or because you've got this terrific unknown jango reinhart final only all you really want to do is talk which you won't do very well
06:27which you won't do very well,
06:29after which you'll go into the bathroom and pee very loudly,
06:33and then you'll proceed to go into the kitchen
06:35and get yourself a beer from the refrigerator
06:37without asking me whether I'd like anything,
06:40and then you will proceed to lie back down beside me
06:43and confess that you've got a girlfriend named Stephanie
06:48who's been away at medical school in Belgium for a year,
06:52and that you've been involved with her off and on
06:54in what you call a very intracidic relationship
06:58for about seven years.
07:00Nothing of what it takes to me, mister.
07:06So that's a no?
07:07Do you come in here a lot?
07:09Every other day, I think.
07:11I come in here quite a lot, and I don't remember seeing you.
07:13I guess we must be on different schedules.
07:16Misconnections.
07:17Yes, different time zones.
07:19Amazing how you can live right next door to someone in this town
07:22and never even know it.
07:24I know.
07:25City life.
07:26It's crazy.
07:28You weren't waiting for somebody when I came in, were you?
07:31Actually, I was.
07:32Oh, boyfriend?
07:33Sort of.
07:34What's a sort of boyfriend?
07:36My husband.
07:38You weren't waiting for somebody when I came in here, were you?
07:40Actually, I was.
07:42Oh, boyfriend?
07:43Sort of.
07:44What's a sort of boyfriend?
07:45We were meeting here to break up.
07:47Oh, so you're available.
07:49What's a sort of boyfriend?
07:50I love her.
07:51Here she comes right now.
07:52Hi.
07:57You weren't waiting for somebody when I came in, were you?
08:00No, just reading.
08:02Oh.
08:03Sort of a sad occupation for a Friday evening, isn't it?
08:07Reading by yourself.
08:08I guess I was trying to think of it as existentially romantic.
08:12You know, cappuccino, great literature, summer night.
08:16That only works in Paris.
08:18We could hop a late plane to Paris, stroll down the left bank, find a cafe.
08:26Oh, I'm a little short on plane fare tonight.
08:29Darn it.
08:29So am I.
08:30To tell you the truth, I was thinking of heading to the movies after I finished this section.
08:35Would you like to come along?
08:37Since you can't seem to locate a waiter.
08:39That's a very nice offer, but...
08:42Uh-huh.
08:43Girlfriend.
08:43Two, actually.
08:45One of them's pregnant.
08:46And Stephanie.
08:50Girlfriend?
08:51No, I don't have a girlfriend.
08:52Oh.
08:53Not if you count that castrating bitch I dumped last night.
08:57Ooh.
08:58Girlfriend.
08:59Uh, a sort of, sort of.
09:01What's a sort of girlfriend?
09:03My mother.
09:05Oh.
09:06I just ended a relationship, actually.
09:09Oh.
09:09Of rather longstanding.
09:11I'm sorry to hear it.
09:13It's my first night out alone in a long time, and I feel a little bit at sea, to tell you the truth.
09:18So you didn't stop to talk because you're a Wiccan or have some weird political affiliation?
09:24Nope.
09:25Straight down the ticket Republican.
09:27Ugh.
09:27Straight down the ticket Democrat.
09:30Ugh.
09:30Can I tell you something about politics?
09:33Ugh.
09:36I like to think of myself as a citizen of the universe.
09:41I'm unaffiliated.
09:42That's a relief.
09:44So am I.
09:45I vote my beliefs.
09:47Labels are not important.
09:49Labels are not important, exactly.
09:51Take me, for example.
09:53So what if I had a two-point, a three-point, four-point at college?
09:57Or that I came from Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Westchester County?
10:01Sure.
10:02I believe that a man is what he is.
10:04A person is what he is.
10:06A person is what they are.
10:09I think so, too.
10:10So what if I admire Trotsky?
10:12So what if I once had total body liposuction?
10:15So what if I don't have a penis?
10:19So what if I once spent a year in the Peace Corps?
10:21I was acting on my conviction.
10:23Sure.
10:24You just can't hang a sign on a person.
10:26Absolutely.
10:28I bet you're a Scorpio.
10:32Listen, I was headed to the movies after I finished this section.
10:36Would you like to come along?
10:37Sounds like fun.
10:39What's playing?
10:40A couple of the really early Woody Allen movies.
10:43Oh.
10:44You don't like Woody Allen?
10:46Sure, I like Woody Allen.
10:47But you're not crazy about Woody Allen?
10:50Those early ones kind of get on my nerves.
10:52Uh-huh.
10:54You know, I was headed to...
10:55I'm sorry.
10:56No, go ahead.
10:57I was going to say, I was headed to the movies in a little while.
11:02So was I.
11:03The Woody Allen festival?
11:04Yeah, just up the street.
11:06Do you like his early ones?
11:08I think anyone who doesn't ought to be run off the planet.
11:11How many times have you seen bananas?
11:14Seventeen times.
11:15Twenty-two.
11:17So are you still interested?
11:24Do you like Enderman's crumb cake?
11:27Last night, I went out at two in the morning to get one.
11:33Did you have an Etch-a-Sketch as a child?
11:36Yes.
11:37And do you like Brussels sprouts?
11:43I think they're disgusting.
11:44They are disgusting.
11:47Do you still believe in marriage in spite of current sentiments against it?
11:50Yes.
11:52And children?
11:53Three of them.
11:53Two girls and a boy.
11:55Harvard, Vassar, and Brown.
11:57And will you love me?
11:59Yes.
12:00And cherish me forever?
12:02Yes.
12:04Do you still want to go to the movies?
12:07Sure thing.
12:09Waiter!
12:15Excuse me.
12:16Is this seat taken?
12:21No, it's not.
12:23Mind if I sit here?
12:24No.
12:25Go ahead.
12:27Thanks.
12:27What's the book?
12:39What's the book?
12:43Do you still want to go to the movies?
12:44Do you still want to go to the movies?
12:44Do you still want to go to the movies?
12:45Do you still want to go to the movies?
12:46Do you still want to go to the movies?
12:46Do you still want to go to the movies?
12:47Do you still want to go to the movies?
12:48Do you still want to go to the movies?
12:48Do you still want to go to the movies?
12:49Do you still want to go to the movies?
12:49Do you still want to go to the movies?
12:50Do you still want to go to the movies?
12:51Do you still want to go to the movies?
12:52Do you still want to go to the movies?
12:53Do you still want to go to the movies?
12:54Do you still want to go to the movies?
12:55Do you still want to go to the movies?
12:56Do you still want to go to the movies?
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