00:00You
00:45I'm not hungry.
01:06What can I do?
01:07Well, if you can get started on this guy.
01:11Okay.
01:12That's that.
01:14That's that.
01:15Okay.
01:19Oh, yes.
01:21I told you about that, right?
01:24When you're...
01:26You know, mother and I moved the world to solar energy, wind power, to hydro, all that.
01:30Nope.
01:31Can you hand me that cheese?
01:33No, the other one, the cheddar.
01:34Right.
01:35I really thought I would have told you.
01:36No, the other one, the cheddar.
01:37Right.
01:38I really thought I would have told you.
01:40I didn't see that.
01:41What is happening to my head?
01:43Your mother and...
01:45And I have to take the credit for reducing the world's dependence on oil and...
01:50beginning the age of wind and sun.
01:53So that was pretty awesome.
01:55Okay.
01:56Let's do the classic.
01:57Yeah, Viking.
01:59All right.
02:00Are you done already?
02:05Are you done already?
02:10It was all pretty simple converting the nation's electricity.
02:15After a certain point everyone knew we just had to suck it up and pay the money.
02:20Because holy crap it was really expensive at first to set up all those things.
02:25The cities to make their own power, all those solar panels and windmills in the city buildings.
02:30They weren't there you know.
02:31I just said, hey, why don't we have the buildings there?
02:35The buildings themselves generate the power that they're using.
02:39I mean everyone else windmills.
02:40Right?
02:41Windmills are awesome.
02:42So we started in Salt Lake City.
02:45And went on from there.
02:48I'm done.
02:49Yeah?
02:50Jack, Munster, Cheddar and...
02:55Pecorino.
02:56It is the only way.
02:59The only way.
03:00Got it.
03:03After that was...
03:05A period of intense activity.
03:07Your mother and I tended to do big projects like the power conversion...
03:10And then follow it up with a bunch of smaller quicker things.
03:13So we made all the roads.
03:15Red.
03:16You wouldn't remember this.
03:17It was before you were born.
03:18But we were all into roads then.
03:20So we had most of them painted red.
03:23A leathery red that looked...
03:25It looked good with almost everything.
03:30They used to be gray.
03:31The roads.
03:32Insane, right?
03:35Your mother thought yellow would be good too.
03:36And ochre but sweeter.
03:39That was a...
03:40Yes.
03:41Your mother and I.
03:42Cheers.
03:46We were all pumped up after that to be honest.
03:49Wow.
03:50That kind of thing.
03:51It really made your mother horny.
03:53As a matter of fact, you were conceived...
03:55She lived around that time.
03:56She was like some kind of tsunami.
03:58Dad!
03:59What?
04:01Did I cross the line?
04:02Don't you want to know when your seed was planted?
04:04Oh!
04:05What?
04:05What?
04:06I think you'd want to know that kind of thing.
04:08It's done...
04:09No, no, no, honey.
04:10Sour cream in the salsa?
04:12That's just wrong, sweetie.
04:13My God.
04:15And...
04:16Well, anyway, we were on a roll.
04:19So, we go...
04:20We got rid of genocide.
04:21The main idea was to create and maintain...
04:25A military force of about 20,000 troops under the auspices of the UN that...
04:30could be deployed quickly anywhere in the world within about 36 hours.
04:34And these wouldn't be the...
04:35Usual blue helmets watching the slaughter.
04:37These guys would be badass.
04:39We were...
04:40We were sick of the civilized world kind of twiddling their thumbs while hundreds of thousands
04:45of people...
04:45People were killing each other in Rwanda and Bosnia and way back in Armenia and on and...
04:50And then the UN would send 12 Belgian soldiers.
04:54You know?
04:55That's nice.
04:55Nice, guys.
04:56But really, there's a genocide raging in Rwanda.
04:59800...
05:001000 dead in a month and you send 12 Belgians.
05:03So, we made the proposal.
05:05The UN went for it and within a year, the force was up and running.
05:09And...
05:10Man, was your mother Randy again.
05:15That's when your fecundation happened.
05:17And why we called you Jonna.
05:19I remember now I was wrong...
05:20Before.
05:21Your mother and I were actually caught...
05:25In the UN bathroom...
05:27After the vote went her way...
05:28Dad!
05:29The place...
05:30All marble and brass was full of people.
05:33And at the worst possible...
05:35Time...
05:36Kofi himself walks in...
05:38He sure was surprised...
05:40Nice to see us in there...
05:41On the sink.
05:42But...
05:43I have to say...
05:44He was pretty cool about it.
05:45Actually seemed to enjoy it.
05:46He even watched for a minute because there was no way we were...
05:50Stopping in the middle of that...
05:51Dad!
05:52Father!
05:53Fine.
05:54Fine.
05:55Fine.
05:56I get it.
05:55I won't say it again.
05:57It's just that...
05:59That's...
06:00That's part of the story, honey.
06:01It is.
06:02Everything we did...
06:03It started with lunch...
06:05And ended with lust...
06:07But...
06:08You're right.
06:09That was...
06:10Inappropriate.
06:11We were...
06:15We were on a real terror after the genocide.
06:17Very busy.
06:18I attribute it partially to...
06:20The vitamins and protein shakes.
06:22We'd...
06:23Shoot it out of bed...
06:24Bounce like bunny...
06:25And that's...
06:26When we covered Cleveland and Ivy.
06:28We're gonna need all three...
06:30Three kinds of salsa hun.
06:32After Cleveland and the Ivy...
06:34We...
06:35Burned the wearing of fur...
06:36Outside of the Arctic regions.
06:37We flooded the market with diamonds, gold and silver.
06:40To the point where none had any value.
06:42And then...
06:43We fixed the ozone hole.
06:45We could show you that.
06:46We've got that on video.
06:47And then we did the thing with the llamas.
06:50Yeah.
06:51That was us.
06:52We just liked looking at them.
06:53So we bred about six million...
06:55And spread them around.
06:56Yeah.
06:57They weren't there before, honey.
07:00Yeah.
07:01Dad...
07:02Did mom...
07:03Look...
07:04There's one now.
07:05Isn't that a handsome thing?
07:08Another is common is...
07:10There's...
07:11Squirrels and deer.
07:12And you have your mom and dad...
07:13Dad!
07:14What?
07:16I...
07:17Never...
07:18Never mind.
07:19Yeah.
07:20I don't feel fine.
07:21You're good.
07:22I don't feel fine.
07:23You're good.
07:25I don't feel fine.
07:26I don't feel fine.
07:27I don't feel fine.
07:29You're good.
07:30Oh
07:35Rested up for a few days and
07:40I just need to use the bathroom
07:45You
09:51We all want a world for the grandkids and all, and we know we're going to have to have better
09:56last mileage for the cars. We know we're going to have to have weekly parades and all the villages and towns to keep the morale.
10:01And we know all this has to happen sooner than later. So don't go blowing opposition to what-
10:06all of it out of proportion. Don't go getting everyone all inflamed, you know? Yeah.
10:11So we sat them all down, served up some onion and carrot dip and-
10:16and in a couple of hours your mother and I straightened it all out.
10:20It was all so-
10:21It was so easy really. I don't know why anybody else didn't think to do it.
10:26Yeah, and the last thing we did and I-
10:31you know I told you about this-
10:32was the program where everyone gets to go back-
10:36and redo a year of their childhood. For $580-
10:41you get to go back to the year of your choice and do that one again. You can't change anything.
10:46or do anything differently, but you get to be there again.
10:51Live the whole year with what you know now. Man, that was a good idea.
10:56Everyone loved it. I did that period between 10 and a half and at 11-
11:01and a half, fifth grade. Wow, that was sweet.
11:06But you know what I'm particularly proud of?
11:11And I convinced your mother to wear her hair up more often.
11:16That's how we were married with her hair up.
11:18That's how we did the walk with the music and the-
11:21The fanfare, everything yellow and white, side by side, she and me-
11:26your mother and I.
11:28Hm.
11:31Yes, yes, yes, speaking of 10 year old-
11:35Yes, speaking of 10 year old-
11:36Yes, speaking of 10 year old-
11:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
11:37How do we do it?
11:38Here, you make something there's a link on the-
11:39Yes, speaking of the veces.
11:40Hello!
11:41Make sure you make a socket lesson for the end of this littleŠøŃŠµŠ»ium-
11:42A ģ²ģė¼ź³ Kusakopo-
11:46How do we do that?
11:47So do I do that in this little-
11:48Like I did the front and I did that,
11:50where I sĆ¼ CyĆµå¹¹å
11:56How do I do it?
11:59It's for a second food nature
12:02And I painted my car in June
12:03And I painted eats a kid
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