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00:00:00Hey birthday girl, my brother said you missed your date with him last night.
00:00:26What happened?
00:00:28Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:00:44Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in the car.
00:01:02Oh my god, oh my god.
00:01:04I missed you.
00:01:06Yes.
00:01:08Okay, seatbelt.
00:01:09Buckle up, buckle up.
00:01:11You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:16Your new car smells really good, by the way.
00:01:18And so familiar.
00:01:20Ugh, it's my older brother's car.
00:01:22Mine is in the shop.
00:01:23Well, I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:25Wish I didn't.
00:01:26But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:36Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:38How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even
00:01:45know?
00:01:46Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:50You are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:52Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:58I'm staging an intervention.
00:02:00Ah!
00:02:01Elle, you are behind on your rent.
00:02:03You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:05I am not going to let you struggle.
00:02:07You are my...
00:02:08Hey, look at me.
00:02:09Look at me.
00:02:10You are my best friend.
00:02:11Got it?
00:02:12Yeah.
00:02:13Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:16Uh, it is very modest though.
00:02:18Sorry in advance.
00:02:20Oh!
00:02:21Here we are.
00:02:22I'm gonna puke.
00:02:23Oh!
00:02:24Window.
00:02:25Window.
00:02:35I'm sorry.
00:02:37This is modest?
00:02:39Oh!
00:02:40You should see the Aspen house.
00:02:43Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:47Ah, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:48Go around the block, Sven.
00:02:49Go!
00:02:50Now!
00:02:51Who's that?
00:02:52That is Pierce's manager.
00:02:53And an emotionless psycho.
00:02:54You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:02:55Plague?
00:02:56God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:02:57This is where you grew up.
00:02:58Mm-hmm.
00:02:59Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:00And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:02Ooh.
00:03:03Shall we?
00:03:04Yeah, sure.
00:03:05Shall we?
00:03:06Yeah, sure.
00:03:07Here it is.
00:03:08The guest house.
00:03:09Here it is.
00:03:10The guest house.
00:03:11Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:12I love it.
00:03:15How are we going home?
00:03:16And, of course, the guest house is pretty much more than I've ever seen by the plague.
00:03:20It's like the plague.
00:03:21Plague?
00:03:22God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:23This is where you grew up.
00:03:24Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:25And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:26Ooh.
00:03:27Shall we?
00:03:28Yeah, sure.
00:03:29He he he he he.
00:03:30Let's go, let's go.
00:03:31Here it is.
00:03:32The guest house.
00:03:33Here it is, the guest house.
00:03:37Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:39I love it.
00:03:46I just want the best for you.
00:03:48No one should feel alone.
00:03:50Especially not at your age.
00:03:53The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:54I can feel it.
00:03:57Come to Pierce's show tonight,
00:03:58and then we can reschedule your days.
00:04:00I know, girl.
00:04:03I'm speechless, too.
00:04:04No, I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:09Why not?
00:04:14Because...
00:04:14Because I'm married.
00:04:20Because I'm married.
00:04:22What?
00:04:24What do you mean, who?
00:04:25What?
00:04:26Where?
00:04:27Who?
00:04:27Who is he?
00:04:29Is that him?
00:04:30Is that him?
00:04:31Show me.
00:04:31Show me to me, please, Elle.
00:04:33Holy...
00:04:37Shit.
00:04:39Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:41You know that place's starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:44$50,000?
00:04:46No, no, I can't.
00:04:48I have to tell him to get something less expensive,
00:04:50to get something smaller.
00:04:51I'm sorry, wait, are you serious?
00:04:53You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:55He is clearly sending you photos of rings to love on you.
00:04:58I'll handle this.
00:04:59I'll handle this.
00:04:59I'll handle this.
00:04:59I'll handle this.
00:05:00I'll handle this.
00:05:01Yes, I want the biggest rock they have.
00:05:03That is right, Mr. C.
00:05:05The biggest.
00:05:06And spare no expense.
00:05:09Do not send that.
00:05:11Do not.
00:05:12Do not.
00:05:14Take it!
00:05:15Oh, my God.
00:05:16Too late.
00:05:17If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger
00:05:20like some idiot bimbo fun,
00:05:23he has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:26You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:30And spare no expense!
00:05:34Why would they be together?
00:05:36Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:38No.
00:05:39Definitely not.
00:05:40Oh, well, how lucky is she that she gets a friend
00:05:44with such great taste.
00:05:45Yeah, how nice.
00:05:46Mmm.
00:05:48Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:49You idiot!
00:05:51Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:06:00Take this one.
00:06:01What would you like the cart to say?
00:06:032L for Mr. C.
00:06:12Okay, well, I am going to go get a facial
00:06:15and you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:17It's in the main house, back entrance.
00:06:19Doors always open.
00:06:20I know how you like that.
00:06:22Peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:23I love you.
00:06:24Love you.
00:06:27You need a nap.
00:06:28Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:34So go to the Mulholland house for now.
00:06:36As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:37Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:39Okay, good.
00:06:39Go.
00:06:40Go.
00:06:55I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:58And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:07:14Hi, Katie.
00:07:15Hi, sir.
00:07:16Okay, I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:18This gift is for her.
00:07:20Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:23You never have someone special.
00:07:25Of course.
00:07:26I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:43I'm neat.
00:07:45Wow.
00:07:45How did he know where I am?
00:08:01Call the cops.
00:08:03Call the cops.
00:08:04Call the cops.
00:08:04Call the cops.
00:08:05Hi.
00:08:06Night one one.
00:08:06What's your emergency?
00:08:07Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive, please?
00:08:11I have a stalker, and I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:18Please hurry.
00:08:18Quick.
00:08:19Quick.
00:08:20Okay.
00:08:21Okay, please.
00:08:22Just calm down.
00:08:23Help.
00:08:26Help?
00:08:28Who called the cops?
00:08:31Help.
00:08:32You're fine.
00:08:32You're fine.
00:08:34You're fine.
00:08:34You're fine.
00:08:34You're fine.
00:08:35You're fine.
00:08:35What are you doing here?
00:08:42Oh, my God.
00:08:42It is you.
00:08:48Oh, my God.
00:08:48It is you.
00:08:52David!
00:08:53What?
00:08:53Al, Al, what are you doing?
00:08:54Calm down.
00:08:55Put down the lamp.
00:08:56You followed me here from Vegas.
00:08:59You're a creep.
00:08:59I didn't follow you.
00:09:00Oh, dude, I live here.
00:09:02No, you don't.
00:09:02This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:04Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:05I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:07Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:10Okay, it is.
00:09:11It is.
00:09:11I'm...
00:09:13I am...
00:09:14her brother's manager.
00:09:17You...
00:09:17That is Pierce's manager.
00:09:20And an emotionless psycho.
00:09:22Oh.
00:09:22You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:27Yes.
00:09:28For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:30Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:37So you're not a stalker?
00:09:40No.
00:09:42Yeah, good.
00:09:43Disarm your lamp.
00:09:45I'm...
00:09:46disarm me.
00:09:47Okay.
00:09:48Can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:50So, okay, we're both living here.
00:09:55Yeah.
00:09:56Yep.
00:09:57Yep.
00:09:57And I clearly made a mistake.
00:10:00So I'm gonna...
00:10:03LAPD.
00:10:05Hello?
00:10:12LAPD.
00:10:13Why?
00:10:14Well, I thought you were stalking.
00:10:16Oh, clearly, I'm not.
00:10:17Okay, I brought the ring here because I live here.
00:10:19I don't know what's up.
00:10:21Hello?
00:10:23I'm coming, officer.
00:10:25Just...
00:10:25What?
00:10:28Ah, good afternoon, officer.
00:10:31You received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:33Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:36Yeah, that's a funny story, actually.
00:10:39This is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine.
00:10:42And thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:44Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:45Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:47I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:51Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:55I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:10:58Uh, well, you see, the thing...
00:11:03Uh, the thing is...
00:11:05It was me, officer.
00:11:08Ha, ha.
00:11:09Oh, so wait.
00:11:10You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:16It was an honest mistake.
00:11:17Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
00:11:20I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:21It's a pleasure to see you again, mister.
00:11:22Uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife, by the way?
00:11:26She's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:28Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:29I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one
00:11:33walls.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:35Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:37I appreciate it.
00:11:38Oh, absolutely.
00:11:39Say hi to your brother for me.
00:11:39I will.
00:11:41Cool.
00:11:41Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:11:43Bye.
00:11:43We have to get some things straight, right now.
00:11:50Shit.
00:11:54Okay, let me explain.
00:11:56I had my reasons.
00:11:59Reasons?
00:12:00For what?
00:12:02For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:08Okay, look.
00:12:09I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:11And sometimes it's like, it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:19Why are you laughing?
00:12:21Nothing.
00:12:22Nothing, because you live here, and I live here.
00:12:27And we got married last night.
00:12:34Are you having a mental breakdown?
00:12:37No, no, no.
00:12:38My life is such a shit show.
00:12:41All of my friends, all of them, they all, they took years to pick their perfect partner,
00:12:47and here I am, married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas on a whim.
00:12:55That's, oh, who, who insists that I call him Mr. C, like he's some sort of James Bond villain
00:13:04or something, or something that's great.
00:13:06This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
00:13:12I think I'm going to throw up.
00:13:15Okay.
00:13:15Don't.
00:13:16You do it.
00:13:16I have like a bad gag reflex.
00:13:17You doing it, it's going to make.
00:13:19Yes.
00:13:20Okay, stop.
00:13:21Stop.
00:13:21Stop.
00:13:21Stop.
00:13:22Stop.
00:13:22Just breathe.
00:13:23Breathe.
00:13:23Okay.
00:13:24Are you good?
00:13:28Okay.
00:13:30Mr. C, whatever your name is, we need to get a divorce.
00:13:40We need to get a divorce.
00:13:42What?
00:13:42Clearly, I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:45My friends, they're all getting married, they're all having kids, and I'm not.
00:13:48And that's fine, but I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:51I do.
00:13:52I know a part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:55What?
00:13:56Okay, so I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:14:00Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:14:00Just a couple and just a few.
00:14:02But it's not funny.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:03It's not funny.
00:14:04It's not funny.
00:14:05So I know, though, for a fact that you are the one for me.
00:14:10Oh, yeah.
00:14:11How do you, for a fact, how?
00:14:15Because you make me feel things.
00:14:30So, so, here's what we're gonna do.
00:14:32I am gonna go pack my things.
00:14:34I'm gonna go pack my things, and then I'm gonna get a lawyer, and then he's gonna-
00:14:37Okay, oh my god, can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:39No, I don't want to, because I want to get this taken care of my own.
00:14:42Okay.
00:14:42Wait, what?
00:14:43What are you doing?
00:14:44You don't stop talking.
00:14:45Stop, let me go!
00:14:47No, let me do-
00:14:48Oh my god!
00:14:48Are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:14:58If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:04Come here.
00:15:04All right, what am I looking at?
00:15:10Okay, five years ago, there was nothing.
00:15:13Okay, just dirt.
00:15:15Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:19Nothing but exposed rebar and empty trenches.
00:15:21So am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:28You're neither.
00:15:29My point is that sometimes things take time and the right circumstances, but something
00:15:36that you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:41Look, El, I'm a rational man.
00:15:44The fact that you and I are living here in L.A., where there's like 10 million people,
00:15:51I mean, that doesn't just happen.
00:15:53The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:54Yeah, they are.
00:15:56But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:02How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:07Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:10Okay.
00:16:12What are you proposing?
00:16:1430 days.
00:16:16We give it a shot.
00:16:17Okay, we don't tell anybody.
00:16:19And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
00:16:24What do you say?
00:16:31So like a 30-day trial?
00:16:34I'm a businessman, aren't I?
00:16:36Yeah, you are.
00:16:38But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:40This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:43Higher stakes.
00:16:47Like getting her feelings hurt?
00:16:51That's what you're worried about, El.
00:16:53I mean, that's life.
00:16:54All of our friends are married, El.
00:17:10You aren't going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:1730 days.
00:17:18And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways.
00:17:22And neither of us say anything to anyone.
00:17:27Got it?
00:17:27Fine.
00:17:28I accept your terms.
00:17:30But I have terms of my own.
00:17:33I have terms of my own.
00:17:39Oh, of course you do.
00:17:40Okay.
00:17:41Term number one.
00:17:42We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:44Not to start.
00:17:45No.
00:17:46That is not a weird ask.
00:17:47Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:49We're not in the medieval.
00:17:51Friends, I'm sorry.
00:17:52Do you color code your sock drawer?
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:56Do you not?
00:17:57Weird.
00:17:58Okay.
00:17:58No.
00:17:59Term number two.
00:18:00One night a week.
00:18:02Date night.
00:18:04Okay.
00:18:05Starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:077 p.m., okay?
00:18:09If you're buying.
00:18:11Term number three.
00:18:13We're going to give this a real shot.
00:18:15We should be intimate.
00:18:16Excuse me?
00:18:17How else are we going to know if we're compatible?
00:18:20Wow.
00:18:20Have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:23No.
00:18:24Never had one.
00:18:26What?
00:18:28Never had one.
00:18:31No time or interest.
00:18:33I mean, until now.
00:18:35Okay.
00:18:36Great.
00:18:37Awesome.
00:18:38I'm your first pancake.
00:18:39That's awesome.
00:18:39We're doomed.
00:18:40Damn.
00:18:41Those are my terms.
00:18:42One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:44Take it or leave it.
00:18:45Take it or leave it.
00:18:45You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:49My answer?
00:18:51No.
00:18:52We're going to go slow.
00:18:54Snail pace.
00:18:56Tortoise pace.
00:18:56No, no, no.
00:18:57Fossil pace.
00:18:59Slow.
00:19:00Slow.
00:19:00What was that?
00:19:19I don't know.
00:19:21You get kind of cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:24Okay.
00:19:29We can keep turn two date nights.
00:19:33But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:36And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:45Okay.
00:19:45No, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:50Your real name?
00:19:51It's Oliver.
00:19:54Oliver it is.
00:19:55I've loved you since the moment I first saw you, I won't screw this up.
00:20:08Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:25Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:26Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:27Oh, no.
00:20:33I'm going to kill him.
00:20:38What are you doing?
00:20:40Good morning.
00:20:41Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:47Deals aren't going to make themselves.
00:20:50I'll start the day off right, huh?
00:20:52You got to...
00:20:53Okay, well, could you start the day right and a little bit more, I don't know, quietly,
00:20:58please?
00:21:01No.
00:21:02He says no.
00:21:07Wow, okay, yeah, because who needs sleep?
00:21:11You need some coffee, I'll go for it, I don't need to get...
00:21:13No!
00:21:196 in the morning, stupid.
00:21:22Well, as it turns out, my husband and I, we could not be more different.
00:21:27Woo!
00:21:32Excuse me for dancing.
00:21:59No!
00:22:00No, I don't care what you say!
00:22:02I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances.
00:22:05What?
00:22:06Do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:09No!
00:22:11Fine.
00:22:17Totally.
00:22:19No, no, that is unacceptable.
00:22:26One night a week.
00:22:28Date night.
00:22:297 p.m., okay?
00:22:32Let's get on the way.
00:22:34Let's pass on the way.
00:24:08And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning, you have a little nerve calling
00:24:14me the loud one.
00:24:15Whatever.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:16I'm about to head out.
00:24:17I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:19A wellness event?
00:24:20Yes.
00:24:21With who?
00:24:22My friend Kennedy.
00:24:23What?
00:24:24What are you thinking?
00:24:30No, nothing.
00:24:31What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:34I actually, I don't know.
00:24:36It's my first time going.
00:24:38Why, are you jealous?
00:24:39No.
00:24:40Go for it.
00:24:42Have a zen time.
00:24:43Yeah, okay.
00:24:52You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:56This is me.
00:24:57Take it or leave it.
00:24:58Trust me.
00:25:00I plan to leave it.
00:25:01Well, have fun working.
00:25:06Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:10God, he's boring.
00:25:12So, you're still married to Vegas guy?
00:25:27Yeah, it's complicated.
00:25:28But stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:33Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:36Oh, idea.
00:25:42We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu.
00:25:51Honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:54Oh, so true, girl.
00:25:56We're here at Casa...
00:25:58Great.
00:25:59Ella with Kennedy.
00:26:00What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:05So, what's he really like?
00:26:08If you haven't gone legal on him yet,
00:26:09there must be something redeemable.
00:26:11Yeah, yeah.
00:26:12I mean, he's...
00:26:15Complicated.
00:26:16He's smart.
00:26:18And intense.
00:26:19He works...
00:26:21A lot.
00:26:22I don't know.
00:26:22He was just different in Vegas.
00:26:24Of course he was.
00:26:25Ah, you were drunk.
00:26:27He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic
00:26:30who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:32Ugh.
00:26:33God, he sounds like my brother.
00:26:35Funny.
00:26:35Funny.
00:26:36Funny.
00:26:36Funny.
00:26:36Funny.
00:26:41Funny.
00:26:42Funny.
00:26:43Funny.
00:26:44Funny.
00:26:44Funny.
00:26:45Funny.
00:26:45Funny.
00:26:46Funny.
00:26:47Funny.
00:26:47Funny.
00:26:48You okay?
00:26:49Yeah.
00:26:50Yeah?
00:26:51Yeah.
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:53I'm going to go.
00:26:54Oh.
00:26:55I'm going to go get some air.
00:26:56Yeah.
00:26:57Okay.
00:26:58Do you want me to come with you?
00:26:59No.
00:27:00I'm okay.
00:27:01I'm okay.
00:27:02I'm okay.
00:27:03I'm just going to go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:06Yes.
00:27:07Yes.
00:27:08Or I'm going to throw up in it.
00:27:11TBD.
00:27:12Okay.
00:27:13Okay.
00:27:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:33Hi.
00:27:34Hi.
00:27:35No, it's like, um, actual magic mushrooms.
00:27:40And then...
00:27:41Oh, yeah.
00:27:43Yeah, yeah.
00:27:44A healthy dose.
00:27:46Be well, ether sisters.
00:27:52No, no, no, no, no.
00:28:06I have to go...
00:28:08Oh.
00:28:09Oh.
00:28:21Oh.
00:28:23Oh.
00:28:24Oh, hi.
00:28:26Um.
00:28:27Thank you for driving me.
00:28:29Do I owe you anything?
00:28:31I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
00:28:34Oliver?
00:28:37Oh, he saved me.
00:28:39My angel.
00:28:41Oh, what?
00:28:59Oliver?
00:29:01Oliver!
00:29:05Hey, big boy.
00:29:09You look.
00:29:11Oh, my God.
00:29:13It's you.
00:29:15Hi, Biela.
00:29:17Are you?
00:29:19Are you high?
00:29:21Wow.
00:29:22This is just so crazy, because earlier her face was turning into yours.
00:29:27And now your face is turning into hers.
00:29:29And it's like you're, like, the same person.
00:29:33God, you're handsome.
00:29:35What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:37Chocolate, baby.
00:29:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:41Stop.
00:29:43Oh.
00:29:44Oh, my God.
00:29:45No.
00:29:46No, no, no.
00:29:47Wait.
00:29:48It's fine.
00:29:49It's fine.
00:29:50It's fine.
00:29:51It's fine.
00:29:52It's fine.
00:29:53It's fine.
00:29:54It's fine.
00:29:55It's a little vase.
00:29:56Everything's fine.
00:29:57No.
00:29:58No, it's not.
00:29:59It's not.
00:30:00It's everything.
00:30:01It's us.
00:30:02It's this.
00:30:03It's this.
00:30:04It's this.
00:30:05I wanted this to work.
00:30:06I did so.
00:30:07I'm good.
00:30:08To all of her.
00:30:09I think that we need to get to her.
00:30:12Oh.
00:30:13Are you okay?
00:30:14What?
00:30:15What?
00:30:16What?
00:30:17What?
00:30:18What?
00:30:19What?
00:30:20What?
00:30:21What?
00:30:22What?
00:30:23What?
00:30:24What?
00:30:25What?
00:30:26What?
00:30:27What?
00:30:28What?
00:30:29What?
00:30:30What?
00:30:31What?
00:30:32What?
00:30:33What?
00:30:36It's okay.
00:30:40Get it all out.
00:30:41Here.
00:30:42I got you.
00:30:43I got you.
00:30:44You little ponytail.
00:30:55So...
00:30:59Should we talk about it?
00:31:01No.
00:31:02I don't think we need to relive that.
00:31:08Oh, no.
00:31:09No, no, no.
00:31:10Not that.
00:31:12Um, this is wrong.
00:31:22What?
00:31:23Why wrong?
00:31:25Come on, Oliver.
00:31:27You wake up at dawn with Beethoven,
00:31:31and Q4 projections.
00:31:33I'm just some messy artist.
00:31:37I mean, we've been doing this 30-day thing now for, what, two weeks?
00:31:42And we are already irritating the hell out of each other.
00:31:46I don't know.
00:31:46I think if this was one of my friends,
00:31:48I would tell her the truth.
00:31:51I'd say, girl, cut your losses, get the annulment,
00:31:56move on with your life.
00:31:58So, um, I don't know.
00:32:02I think maybe at the 30 days, we should be done.
00:32:09Officially.
00:32:11Oliver?
00:32:12Oliver?
00:32:13Yeah.
00:32:14Affirmative.
00:32:15That's what you want.
00:32:16I think it's going to make sense.
00:32:18I'll move out in the morning.
00:32:22I mean, do you mind if I put something on for my last night here?
00:32:27Yeah.
00:32:28Go for it.
00:32:29I just want to watch.
00:32:30You can actually turn on the Clippers game.
00:32:32You're a Clippers fan?
00:32:33Did Kawhi Leonard hit a buzzer beater in Game 7 to send the Raptors to the finals?
00:32:45Okay, then.
00:32:46Pass the ball!
00:32:47Peter's always does this.
00:32:48He's hogs the ball every time.
00:32:49Thank you!
00:32:50I literally say this!
00:32:51Alright?
00:32:52Go, go, go, go.
00:32:54Go, go, go.
00:32:55Yes!
00:32:56Yeah!
00:32:57Yeah!
00:32:58Yeah!
00:32:59Yeah!
00:33:00Yeah!
00:33:01Yeah!
00:33:02Yeah!
00:33:03Yeah!
00:33:04Yeah!
00:33:05Yeah!
00:33:06Yeah!
00:33:07Yeah!
00:33:08Yeah!
00:33:09Yeah!
00:33:10Yeah!
00:33:11Yeah!
00:33:12Yeah!
00:33:13Yeah!
00:33:14It's a good game.
00:33:30Good defense.
00:33:32What?
00:33:34Great game.
00:33:38I don't make business investments that I don't believe in I want to see this whole thing through
00:33:48the whole 30 days it's it's prudent it's prudent really
00:33:56I'm sorry wait okay but I want to ask you a question okay what was your first impression
00:34:04of me it's not hard okay I'll set the scene we can really love it ready Vegas hotel bar
00:34:15lights are low it's very impromptu very chaotic and I'm sitting there at the bar you see a little
00:34:22pretty little blonde girl by herself an opportunity to tell the truth but what would she think
00:34:29what's wrong
00:34:31Pierce dude where the hell are you doors open 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here
00:34:42I need you here now okay yeah yeah I'm on my way I'm so sorry um Pierce is having a concert
00:34:48I have to go no I know I think I'm coming with you Kennedy just invited me you gotta be fucking
00:34:55kidding me let's go awesome okay I'm gonna go put on leggings perfect me L Pierce Kennedy in the same room
00:35:07what could go wrong
00:35:08okay there's a new record label that's that's hoping out Pierce I need you to stay here I have to go talk
00:35:23them okay don't talk to anybody okay what Oliver
00:35:27he's gone
00:35:29excuse me
00:35:35are you lost you're not supposed to be here
00:35:39no no I'm actually with Oliver okay hysterical sweetie the last person to bring a date around
00:35:46here is Oliver go get Pierce's wardrobe go now so sorry mister go now unprofessional
00:35:53I'm giving her a performance review for that
00:35:56you can be really scary why did you talk to her like that
00:36:08El I'm tracking you and it says you're here
00:36:12where are you girly you were about to meet my bestie and she
00:36:16oh El oh oh oh oh I feel like I haven't seen you in decades
00:36:22I literally saw you this morning I know yeah those mushrooms rocked my world
00:36:27I know same thing let's go find Pierce I think he's in wardrobe no no no why why not
00:36:32oh what because you're married come on El that is just a fantasy let's get out of fairytale
00:36:40land together okay let's go maybe Kennedy was right after all why did Oliver just ditch me
00:36:47okay just talk to the label guys just go out there do your thing give them the goods
00:36:59okay I just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like
00:37:02sold as a teen heartthrob basic brand marketing
00:37:05you think you get your bottom line huh Scott you have a one track mind
00:37:10bro you know I think you need to get laid big time
00:37:14I'm seeing someone what who what's her name
00:37:20here open up I want you to meet my friend El
00:37:24oh okay I need you to do me a favor okay
00:37:29open this door or I will open it for you in three seconds
00:37:33three two one
00:37:36two one
00:37:40you owe me
00:37:41what's up
00:37:43what took you so long
00:37:45nothing I was just uh practicing my set so I didn't hear you
00:37:50what's up who do you want me to meet
00:37:51craze fan make a wish kid not exactly
00:37:55Pierce this is El the genius photographer El this is Pierce my prodigal brother
00:38:02hey hey so you're the one who stood me up
00:38:07ah yeah I am so sorry I'm sorry
00:38:10believe it or not this has happened before believe it or not
00:38:13artist have uh parties and schedules
00:38:26is he flirting with me
00:38:30that was rude right
00:38:36sorry this might be too forward but um and you probably get it all the time but you are
00:38:48insanely beautiful
00:38:50yeah definitely flirting
00:38:52do I hear nuptials really
00:38:55Ken stop
00:38:57oh hey what are you doing
00:39:01I am just going to put myself on your radar
00:39:04okay cool
00:39:07now I got you too
00:39:10Pierce
00:39:11tickets ready for you backstage
00:39:12and you're on in five minutes
00:39:15well I uh
00:39:17hope you enjoy the show
00:39:19don't leave this time
00:39:22and uh maybe I'll see you after
00:39:24yeah
00:39:25he is totally into you
00:39:33I totally predicted this
00:39:35am I psych
00:39:36maybe this wasn't fine
00:39:38maybe it really is time to end things with Oliver
00:39:42he ditched you El
00:39:48sorry husband
00:39:49I've got other plans tonight
00:39:51please please please don't tell me you are thinking about
00:39:54psycho love bomber Vegas guy
00:39:56look he's not really like all that
00:39:58he's better
00:39:59how do you know
00:39:59it's not like you've seen him since right
00:40:01right
00:40:03right
00:40:04right
00:40:05right
00:40:05right
00:40:06well if you are going to sleep with my brother tonight
00:40:10let's make you look like a bombshell
00:40:12ready
00:40:13I think so
00:40:14let's go
00:40:15why did she do that
00:40:16here we go get ready
00:40:18oh this okay this looks like it's
00:40:23maybe your size
00:40:25yes okay
00:40:25oh god that is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life
00:40:31okay
00:40:31no
00:40:32how did it get worse
00:40:35oh my god
00:40:35oh my god
00:40:41oh my god
00:40:47okay well we already missed her with the show
00:40:50oh who cares
00:40:50I've seen it a million times
00:40:52and you will too as his future wife
00:40:54besides I don't want to risk running into
00:40:56Oliver
00:40:57ugh
00:40:58great Oliver
00:41:00I've actually been meaning to ask you
00:41:02uh why do you bait Pierce's manager so much
00:41:05oh he's just impossible
00:41:06you know like one time
00:41:07Pierce had this show in New York
00:41:09and he was totally freaking out like spiraling beforehand
00:41:12and he needed a break
00:41:13but Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway
00:41:16because it was in the contract
00:41:17like who does that right
00:41:19ugh
00:41:20I feel sorry for his future wife
00:41:22she has no idea that Oliver's wife is me
00:41:25maybe this is who he really is
00:41:28you know what I've been thinking
00:41:29and I think
00:41:30I am going to get that annulment from Vegas guy
00:41:34good for you girl
00:41:36yes
00:41:37feminism
00:41:39okay well I'm gonna go get a drink
00:41:41you don't want anything right
00:41:42no I'm good
00:41:42I'm gonna wait for you outside though okay
00:41:44okay back in five
00:41:45fairytales don't exist
00:41:54no
00:41:55you clean up nice
00:42:01well you came back
00:42:07how kind
00:42:09I deserve that
00:42:10you ditched me
00:42:11are you embarrassed
00:42:14am I not
00:42:15not like Pasha
00:42:16no no no
00:42:17okay
00:42:18there's a lot going on here
00:42:20stuff
00:42:20I can't
00:42:21can you explain to me please
00:42:22come on a date with me
00:42:26a real one
00:42:28right now
00:42:29right now
00:42:30yeah
00:42:32right now
00:42:33do I trust him
00:42:35I'm gonna drive tonight Sven
00:42:44very good
00:42:45you ready
00:42:48yeah
00:42:50fancy
00:42:54I'll try
00:42:56you know
00:42:58this is so weird
00:43:00what
00:43:00Kennedy's brother has this exact same car
00:43:02have you ever met him
00:43:04he's just
00:43:05never there
00:43:06yeah a couple times
00:43:08okay
00:43:10so where are we going
00:43:13you ready
00:43:25oh god
00:43:27he is going to murder me isn't he
00:43:30you ready
00:43:33an abandoned construction site
00:43:36aka
00:43:36a dark place
00:43:37with no witnesses
00:43:39that's
00:43:39perfect
00:43:40it's my house
00:43:42or it will be soon
00:43:43okay
00:43:45that tree over there
00:43:49would be a really good spot
00:43:50for a rope swing
00:43:51think about that
00:43:52that's a really good idea
00:43:55for being a creative
00:43:57mister business
00:43:59okay
00:44:01show me around
00:44:02okay
00:44:05okay
00:44:07okay
00:44:09so
00:44:09give me the vision
00:44:12okay
00:44:13I'm trying to picture
00:44:13here
00:44:15this is where the couch would go
00:44:17oh right here
00:44:17calm right here
00:44:18this is where the projector would be
00:44:21projector
00:44:21okay
00:44:22where we'd watch the Clippers games
00:44:24I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games
00:44:28and you would just do a bunch of screaming
00:44:29okay
00:44:29if I remember correctly
00:44:31you're the one that scream would call
00:44:32I miss the lamp
00:44:32okay yeah
00:44:33it was a travesty
00:44:34of course
00:44:34I thought this was over
00:44:39but now
00:44:39what's happening between us
00:44:41okay so
00:44:45what about this
00:44:47I mean that's easy
00:44:49oh it's easy
00:44:50yeah
00:44:51that'd be your spot
00:44:53I mean you can
00:44:56you can put your cameras there
00:44:58you can hang up your prints
00:44:59I was thinking maybe if you want
00:45:01you could put up like a little backdrop
00:45:03and that's where you could shoot your flowers
00:45:06how do you know I could shoot flowers
00:45:08how do you know I could shoot flowers
00:45:08I may have
00:45:09looked at your website
00:45:11oh my god you are a stalker
00:45:13no I'm not
00:45:14that's your thing
00:45:14I'm researched
00:45:16okay
00:45:16big difference
00:45:17I don't know about that
00:45:18I know that you listen to rock
00:45:25when you cook
00:45:26your breath shortens
00:45:30when you're feeling overwhelmed
00:45:31you tap your fingers against your leg
00:45:34when you're trying not to cry
00:45:35and you know that
00:45:37you have a big smile
00:45:39when you're feeling safe
00:45:40like right now
00:45:42look that's really sweet
00:45:45more than just my mannerist
00:45:49I know
00:45:50well I don't know this
00:45:53what you want
00:45:59take a chance
00:46:02El
00:46:03you
00:46:06in that moment
00:46:23I knew
00:46:24I'd pass the point of no return
00:46:26I was falling for him
00:46:29there was no doubt about it
00:46:33it was no doubt about it
00:46:35and make a good punch
00:46:37so here was see you
00:46:39there's a sign
00:46:40there's no doubt about it
00:46:42we will talk about it
00:46:43and see you
00:46:44in seeing me
00:46:44i know
00:46:45it'd not be
00:46:46there's no doubt about it
00:46:46you
00:46:47you
00:46:48do
00:46:49have fun
00:46:50to go
00:46:52I'm
00:46:54here
00:46:55I'm
00:46:57you
00:47:00good
00:47:01Sex and a construction site.
00:47:07We didn't even wear a hard hat.
00:47:09So irresponsible.
00:47:10Oh, I know.
00:47:11Ooh.
00:47:15Oliver.
00:47:16Yeah?
00:47:17Can you tell me something?
00:47:18Hmm?
00:47:19Just think about you.
00:47:20I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:47:27Now I got you too.
00:47:28Yeah.
00:47:29Why was he texting her?
00:47:31Not much to know.
00:47:36No, there's a lot.
00:47:37I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:41What's your family like?
00:47:43You can't tell her.
00:47:44Not now.
00:47:46Oh.
00:47:52I'm so sorry.
00:47:53I have a family emergency.
00:47:54I have to go.
00:47:55You okay?
00:47:56Yeah, no, it's fine.
00:47:57It's just I have stuff to deal with now.
00:47:59Okay?
00:47:59I'll be in touch.
00:48:01I'll be in touch.
00:48:09God.
00:48:10El, what are you doing?
00:48:15God.
00:48:16Oliver, darling, it's been ages.
00:48:25What's the big emergency, mom?
00:48:27What's going on?
00:48:28Rebranding.
00:48:29That's the emergency.
00:48:31We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family is still the power player in this town,
00:48:37starting with your entertainment conglomerate and ending with our real estate firm.
00:48:41Great.
00:48:42Rebranding.
00:48:43We can do that.
00:48:43Look.
00:48:44I need you on board, Oliver.
00:48:47I need you all on board.
00:48:49Okay, okay, mom.
00:48:50I'm here.
00:48:51What's the big emergency?
00:48:52What the hell are you doing here?
00:48:56Hi, sis.
00:49:00Hi, sis.
00:49:02Oliver, I think there's been a mistake.
00:49:04This is a family meeting, not a business meeting.
00:49:07Well, considering you have rocks for brains, I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting.
00:49:11Wow.
00:49:12Sick burn, bro.
00:49:13How dare you?
00:49:14Stop it.
00:49:15The both of you.
00:49:17We need to come together as a family.
00:49:21Give your sister a hug.
00:49:23Put your feud in the past.
00:49:24Yeah, big bro.
00:49:26Come on.
00:49:26Give me a hug.
00:49:27You're going to die alone, loser.
00:49:34Challenge accepted, Brack.
00:49:37So now then, the Chamberlain family has to show the public that we are relatable, functional, wholesome.
00:49:48It's what the shareholders need to see, which is why we're doing a photo shoot, and I need to find a photographer.
00:49:55Yes, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:49:59Oh, God, please, don't say it.
00:50:02Elle, my friend Elle can do it.
00:50:03I am so fucked.
00:50:08My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:10Okay, yeah, but let's get someone else.
00:50:12Why?
00:50:13Oh, let me guess.
00:50:14My friend Elle isn't good enough for you.
00:50:16No, no, I'm just saying let's get someone else.
00:50:18Someone who's, like, experienced, professional.
00:50:21We need a female eye for this, and Elle is perfect.
00:50:23Your sister has a point, Oliver.
00:50:26Well, I, for one, would love a chance to spend more time with Elle.
00:50:28I'm actually taking her on a date tonight, so.
00:50:31You're what?
00:50:32Why do you care?
00:50:33What's the problem?
00:50:34Did Elle seriously agree to a date with him after last night?
00:50:38I don't.
00:50:39I just feel like you should be focused on your craft.
00:50:42Oh, spare us, you psycho-workaholic.
00:50:45Elle is shooting our family portraits, and Pierce is taking her on a date.
00:50:49Great.
00:50:49It's settled then, 10 a.m. tomorrow.
00:50:55This is going to reveal everything.
00:50:56Last night was incredible.
00:51:13Then the mysterious, I'll be in touch.
00:51:16Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:18And why was he so amazing and then suddenly so weird?
00:51:23Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:23Uh, no, I'm, I'm not Miss Chamberlain.
00:51:26Oh, well, this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:31Oliver?
00:51:31Uh, no, I think there's been a mistake.
00:51:33Oliver's not a Chamberlain, either.
00:51:34I don't know, miss.
00:51:35Uh, I just go where I'm told.
00:51:38Can you sign for it, or what?
00:51:40Uh, yeah, sure, of course.
00:51:42Just...
00:51:49Why is Kennedy's family company sending Oliver this?
00:51:53Hey, Ken.
00:51:58Okay, don't scream.
00:51:59I have news.
00:52:00What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:02No, better.
00:52:03My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue.
00:52:07A family feature on my family.
00:52:10Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable.
00:52:12I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her meds.
00:52:15Get it right or do not come back to your next shit.
00:52:18Wow.
00:52:19I can't imagine why.
00:52:21So?
00:52:22So?
00:52:24Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:31Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:33Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:36That's why you called.
00:52:38You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:41Duh, bitch.
00:52:44Lenity.
00:52:45This is huge.
00:52:46This is a major, like, like, career defining.
00:52:49Oh, my God.
00:52:49Yes, I will be there.
00:52:50I will so do it, of course.
00:52:52Yes.
00:52:53Okay, let's go.
00:52:55Also, there is one, like, teeny tiny little thing you should know.
00:53:01Okay, go on.
00:53:03Okay, so it is so not a huge deal.
00:53:07But my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason.
00:53:12Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people.
00:53:16But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:18Okay, weird.
00:53:19That's fine.
00:53:20Yay, okay.
00:53:21I'll see you tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp.
00:53:23Mommy hates when vendors are late.
00:53:28I just landed the biggest gig of my life to date.
00:53:36Oliver's gonna float.
00:53:47She's so excited.
00:53:48This one unraveled everything I've kept hidden.
00:53:56So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow.
00:53:59Yes, Mom, we're set.
00:54:01Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key, I'm setting her up with Pierce.
00:54:05Why would you do that?
00:54:06Maybe she's seen someone already.
00:54:08Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life.
00:54:11You don't know everything, Kennedy.
00:54:13You rarely do.
00:54:14For your information, big bro, she met Pierce at his show and they hit it off.
00:54:19Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas.
00:54:25She told you that.
00:54:27Duh.
00:54:27I'm her best friend.
00:54:30She's still planning to leave, even after last night.
00:54:33I thought, I thought I changed her mind.
00:54:38Well, I'm out.
00:54:40I have a facial.
00:54:41Well, good.
00:54:46Pierce is finding love then, it seems.
00:54:49So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver.
00:54:53You're a multimillionaire, sweetie, and I finally found someone worthy of your arm.
00:54:58You're taking her to dinner.
00:55:00Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am.
00:55:02Good.
00:55:02Bring her in.
00:55:03Mom, I...
00:55:03Tiana, sweetie, I want to introduce you to my son, Oliver.
00:55:18Oliver.
00:55:20Oliver.
00:55:27Elle.
00:55:30Elle.
00:55:33Oh, my God.
00:55:39Oh, my God.
00:55:56Hey.
00:55:57Hey.
00:55:58You don't mind helping?
00:55:59No, come on.
00:55:59I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:56:03Sure.
00:56:04Got to support the arts, right?
00:56:06Yeah.
00:56:10She took the date with him, of course.
00:56:12Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start.
00:56:19It was my right one.
00:56:19Thank you so much for helping out today.
00:56:24Oh, come on.
00:56:24It's no big deal.
00:56:25Plus, I will take any excuse I can to jam out to Blink-182.
00:56:28For the record.
00:56:29Yeah.
00:56:30So, I guess we, uh...
00:56:33We have that in common.
00:56:34And we did, but maybe I liked not always having something in common.
00:56:50You okay?
00:56:51Yeah.
00:56:53Of course.
00:56:55I'm really excited to photograph your family, but I am super nervous.
00:56:59Ah, come on.
00:57:00Well, maybe this is your sign.
00:57:01You got to, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight, so we can loosen up those nerves.
00:57:10I'm flattered.
00:57:12But I'm kind of seeing someone.
00:57:14Oh.
00:57:15Kennedy, she...
00:57:16No, I know.
00:57:16I know.
00:57:17It's complicated.
00:57:19I...
00:57:21Really.
00:57:22He's a very lucky guy.
00:57:24Thanks.
00:57:26See ya.
00:57:27Bye.
00:57:31I cannot believe...
00:57:33I'm getting paid to do what I love.
00:57:36And I'm falling for someone.
00:57:40The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:51To leave a message...
00:57:53Where?
00:57:53Everything okay, sexy?
00:58:13Yeah.
00:58:14Everything's fine.
00:58:15All right.
00:58:15If Elle can move on, so can I.
00:58:18Cheers.
00:58:18Cheers.
00:58:18Cheers.
00:58:18Cheers.
00:58:18Cheers.
00:58:18Cheers.
00:58:19Cheers.
00:58:19Cheers.
00:58:20Cheers.
00:58:20Cheers.
00:58:20Cheers.
00:58:21Cheers.
00:58:21Cheers.
00:58:22Cheers.
00:58:22Cheers.
00:58:23Cheers.
00:58:28You got this.
00:58:28Yeah.
00:58:30Got this.
00:58:32Are we ready?
00:58:33I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:35Kennedy!
00:58:37Yeah?
00:58:38Text your brother.
00:58:39Make sure he's on time.
00:58:40And, sweetie, add a little lip liner.
00:58:43You'll look washed out without it.
00:58:48Hey, girl, you okay?
00:58:50Yeah, it's just...
00:58:51My mom is all stressed out, and Oliver is late, of course.
00:58:55Wait, why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:58:59Why would Pierce's music manager need to be here?
00:59:02All right, places, everyone.
00:59:05All right, all right, all right.
00:59:07The attractive one is here.
00:59:09Nobody panic.
00:59:13Where is he?
00:59:14Where's Oliver?
00:59:16Wait, sorry.
00:59:17Why would you need?
00:59:21Oliver?
00:59:27Oliver?
00:59:30What are you doing here?
00:59:32Okay, I can explain.
00:59:33Finally.
00:59:35They've been waiting.
00:59:38Elle, you've now officially met Oliver.
00:59:41My older brother.
00:59:44Hey.
00:59:46Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:59:48Elle.
00:59:49Wait, what's going on?
00:59:51Anne's so familiar.
00:59:54It's my older brother's car.
00:59:56Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:59:58You want to avoid him like the plague.
01:00:01The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
01:00:03Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
01:00:05Can you tell me something?
01:00:07Just about you.
01:00:08I feel like I don't want anything about you.
01:00:10And then everything clicked.
01:00:12Because that's the thing about great things.
01:00:14The other shoe always drops.
01:00:16You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:21You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:28What is going on?
01:00:30He's the guy I married.
01:00:32Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:36I assumed you knew.
01:00:37No!
01:00:38Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:40Because you clearly hated him.
01:00:42And then I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not.
01:00:46Yeah, we obviously made your decision.
01:00:47You went on a date with Pierce.
01:00:48What?
01:00:49What date?
01:00:49I saw you guys last night.
01:00:51Oh my God, nothing happened.
01:00:53Jesus.
01:00:54You really think that little of me?
01:00:56Ollie, sweetie.
01:00:57I brought you some collagen water for your big shoot.
01:00:59There she is.
01:01:00Oliver's future wife.
01:01:03Your what?
01:01:04No.
01:01:05This is a massive misunderstanding.
01:01:07Hold on.
01:01:09Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas.
01:01:12How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:14Wait.
01:01:15Did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:16Oh my God.
01:01:22You did?
01:01:24Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:32Do not touch me right now.
01:01:35You tricked your way into a date with me, and then you lied to me for weeks.
01:01:40I was afraid you were going to leave.
01:01:42Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:47I'm dating Elle.
01:01:48No.
01:01:49No, you're not.
01:01:51Not anymore.
01:01:52Just to be clear, I want a divorce.
01:01:57You're married?
01:01:59Ew.
01:02:00Screw this.
01:02:01I'm out of here.
01:02:02Great idea.
01:02:03I'm good.
01:02:04Elle.
01:02:04No.
01:02:13Okay.
01:02:14Start talking.
01:02:14Because that was the NBA finals of bad decisions.
01:02:20I met her at the Forbes Under 30 event a year ago.
01:02:24Hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:26All right.
01:02:26Ready?
01:02:27Get together.
01:02:27One, two, three.
01:02:29One, two, three.
01:02:31Beautiful.
01:02:31Nice job, you guys.
01:02:32Oh, hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:35She was photographing the founder's luncheon.
01:02:37I couldn't stop looking at her.
01:02:41But I was too much of a coward to say anything.
01:02:45I saw her on Pierce's calendar, and I learned that they had a date.
01:02:50And I don't, okay, I panicked, okay?
01:02:51I just, I wanted it.
01:02:55Holy shit.
01:02:55So it's true.
01:02:57You did steal his date.
01:02:59It was wrong.
01:03:00Okay.
01:03:00Everything I did was wrong.
01:03:02Okay.
01:03:02I'm a CEO.
01:03:04I try to control everything.
01:03:05Understatement of the century.
01:03:06But with Elle, I'm different.
01:03:14Better.
01:03:16I can't believe I'm saying this.
01:03:19Go.
01:03:21Go and talk to her.
01:03:24Just stop being a control freak, and just try being human.
01:03:31And I'll, I do love you, you know.
01:03:36You too.
01:03:45Help!
01:03:47Help!
01:03:47It's been a month since I've seen my husband.
01:04:08I searched for joy in my solo life, and stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram.
01:04:15I found pleasure in my own company.
01:04:25Oh, the Clippers just won.
01:04:27But deep down, I couldn't stop thinking about him.
01:04:31And so I knew it was time.
01:04:33Time to do something I thought I would never do.
01:04:37We gotta stay close to those guys.
01:04:39I said, how about Harden in that six point point?
01:04:41Mom?
01:04:41He's like, yeah, you like that?
01:04:42Harden, six point point.
01:04:43I, can I, um...
01:04:45Over the floor, let him come.
01:04:46Can I come home?
01:04:49I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:05:05Mr. Chamberlain, is the package for Miss L. Page ready?
01:05:08Yeah.
01:05:11Here's to hoping it works.
01:05:21This is the last one.
01:05:23We're ready to take these to the truck, Miss.
01:05:27Goodbye, Los Angeles.
01:05:29So, you again.
01:05:30I have something for you from Mr. Chamberlain.
01:05:34Oliver Chamberlain.
01:05:35I know who he is.
01:05:39He really, really likes you, you know?
01:05:49Elle, first off, I want to say sorry.
01:05:53Obviously.
01:05:54What I did was wrong.
01:05:57Selfish.
01:05:58But you have to know, I fell in love with you a year ago.
01:06:01At the Forbes 30 under 30 gala.
01:06:04Even though I never talked to you.
01:06:06You were so at ease with yourself.
01:06:08I envied you immensely.
01:06:12So when fate happened and my own sister set you with my brother,
01:06:16I stole his date.
01:06:18I couldn't help myself.
01:06:19I know we're different, Elle.
01:06:21But I will make this work.
01:06:24Anyway.
01:06:24Any day.
01:06:26But I'll leave it up to you.
01:06:29We can get a divorce.
01:06:31The papers are included here.
01:06:34Or, here's the key to your house.
01:06:37Just about ready now.
01:06:39Where we'll watch the clippers and
01:06:41we'll finally have your photo note.
01:06:44I want you here, Elle.
01:06:45Please say yes.
01:06:47We're just about ready, Miss.
01:06:48Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:06:51No.
01:07:00House looks nice.
01:07:04Saw the swing.
01:07:10Who came?
01:07:12Well, I saw the letter.
01:07:16Cheesy?
01:07:17Or, like, too much?
01:07:18No.
01:07:22Elle, I meant every word.
01:07:24I am so sorry.
01:07:27You're scared of what I would think.
01:07:30I get that.
01:07:32You shouldn't have lied to me, still.
01:07:37But, and again, I guess I've kind of been lying to you.
01:07:40About what?
01:07:41About what?
01:07:46I never told you.
01:07:50But I love you.
01:07:52Over.
01:07:57I love you, too.
01:07:59Yeah?
01:08:00The rest of the year flew.
01:08:21The rest of the year flew by.
01:08:31I moved into our house.
01:08:35Okay?
01:08:36Okay?
01:08:36Okay?
01:08:39Our love for the clippers is still going strong.
01:08:42Maybe too strong, sometimes.
01:08:47And no matter how busy Oliver is with work, we always do a date night a week.
01:08:54No exceptions.
01:08:56And almost a year to the date of our Vegas wedding.
01:09:00A day after my birthday, we renewed our vows.
01:09:05I do.
01:09:07I do.
01:09:08You may now have been.
01:09:11Not all love stories start off in disaster.
01:09:14But now, I was sure we'd last.
01:09:18We found love in a hopeless place after all.
01:09:30I do.
01:09:31I do.
01:09:31I do.
01:09:31I do.
01:09:31I do.
01:09:32I do.