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00:00:00hey birthday girl my brother said you missed your date with him last night what happened
00:00:30oh my god who the fuck did I marry
00:00:36get in get in get in get in get in get in get in the car oh my god oh my god
00:00:56hi i miss you okay seat belt buckle up buckle up
00:01:05you have a lot of explaining to do your new car smells really good by the way and so familiar
00:01:13ugh it's my older brother's car mine is in the shop i didn't realize you had another brother wish
00:01:18i didn't but let's talk about how you blew off my other brother pierce
00:01:26seriously l what happened how am i supposed to tell her that i got married in vegas last
00:01:34night to someone i don't even know
00:01:40are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married l you are going to die
00:01:45alone if you don't put yourself out there kennedy has no idea just how much i put myself out there
00:01:52last night i'm staging an intervention oh l you are behind on your rent you are always begging your
00:01:58clients to pay you on time i am not going to let you struggle you are my hey look at me look you are
00:02:04my best friend got it yeah besides the guest house is empty ever since pierce moved out uh it is very
00:02:12modest though sorry in advance oh here we are i'm gonna puke oh window window
00:02:30i'm this is modest oh you should see the aspen house
00:02:37here are my brother's keys
00:02:45ah looks like you got company sir
00:02:52go around the block svin go now
00:02:55who's that that is pierce's manager and an emotionless psycho you want to avoid him like the
00:03:08plague wait god why do you even need to marry rich this is where you grew up yes but now i can spend
00:03:15floyd's money and not my mom's and that is my contribution to feminism oh shall we yeah sure
00:03:28here it is the guest house
00:03:32welcome home l i love it thank you
00:03:36i just want the best for you no one should feel alone especially not at your age the love of your
00:03:48life is on his way i can feel it come to pierce's show tonight and then we can reschedule your date
00:03:55i know girl i'm speechless too no i i can't actually go on a date with your brother why not because
00:04:11because i'm married
00:04:12because i'm married what ah what do you mean who what where who who is he is that him is that him
00:04:26show me show me to me please l holy
00:04:33is he a 15 carats boutique you know that please his starting price is like 50 000
00:04:39dollars 50 000 dollars no i can't i have to i have to tell him to get something less expensive
00:04:46to get something smaller i'm sorry wait are you serious you're actually considering staying with
00:04:50this guy he is clearly sending you photos of rings to love bomb you i'll handle this community don't
00:04:56yes i want the biggest rock they have that is right mr c the biggest and spare no expense
00:05:03do not send that do not do not do not do not do not do not if this guy is going to twirl you around
00:05:15his finger like some idiot bimbo fun he has no idea who he is dealing with you better just hope he's not
00:05:22with the cartel and spare no expense why would they be together is that the lucky lady no definitely not oh
00:05:36well how lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste yeah how nice is everything okay sir
00:05:45you idiot out of all people you married kennedy's best friend
00:05:55take this one what would you like the card to say
00:06:022l from mr c
00:06:08okay well i am gonna go get a facial and you can help yourself to some thai food it's in the main house
00:06:14back entrance doors always open i know how you like that peanut sauce girl i love you love you
00:06:23you need a nap
00:06:27renovations on your new house still ongoing sir yeah so go to the maholan house for now
00:06:31as long as kennedy isn't there maid said she left 10 minutes ago okay good go go
00:06:44i can't believe i'm married and who knows if i'll ever even see him again
00:06:56hi katie hi sir okay i have to schedule a really important dinner this gift is for her
00:07:17do you think you can look after it while i make some phone calls
00:07:20you never have someone special of course i'll put it right here until you're ready thank you
00:07:33i don't know how did how did he know where i am
00:07:56i have a stalker and i have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises please hurry quick
00:08:15quick quick okay okay okay just calm down
00:08:23who who called the cops
00:08:28no you're fine you're fine you're fine you're fine you're fine whoa what are you doing here
00:08:34oh my god it is you oh my god it is you
00:08:49stay back what what what are you doing calm down put down the lamp you followed me here from vegas you're
00:08:56a creep i didn't follow you oh dude i live here no you don't this is kennedy's family home okay then
00:09:02what are you doing here i'm staying in the guest house don't you dare try to tell me this is not
00:09:06kennedy's family home okay it is it is i'm i am her brother's manager you that is pierce's manager and an
00:09:18emotionless psycho oh you manage pierce chamberlain the musician yes for like four or five years now give
00:09:27or take okay i'm staying here while my house is being renovated
00:09:34so you're not a stalker no yeah good disarm your lamp i'm
00:09:42okay can we rewind here a little bit so okay we're both living here yeah yep yep and i
00:09:56clearly made a mistake so i'm gonna
00:09:59i'm gonna
00:10:10why
00:10:10i thought you were stuck
00:10:13oh god no yeah i'm not okay i brought the ring here because i live here
00:10:18hello
00:10:20i'm coming officer
00:10:21good afternoon officer we received a call about an intruder on the premises are you the one who
00:10:31called it in yeah yeah that's that's a funny story actually uh this is a huge misunderstanding
00:10:38so we are actually fine and thank you so much for stopping by whoa whoa whoa hang on there little lady
00:10:45i have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours do you happen to know his name
00:10:51i don't even know my husband's real name
00:10:59uh well you see the thing uh the thing is it was me officer
00:11:06oh so wait you mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here
00:11:14it was an honest mistake thank you for coming so quickly though i never mind coming to this house
00:11:19it's a pleasure to see you again mr uh officer powell how is your wife by the way she's still
00:11:24playing tennis over at brookside oh you bet she is i keep telling her maureen you're only spending
00:11:29all this money on instructions and one-on-one dwells yeah cool cool cool hey uh so thank you for
00:11:34coming out by the way i appreciate it oh absolutely say how to your brother for me i will thank you
00:11:39cool bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye we have to get some things straight right now
00:11:48shit
00:11:53okay let me explain i had my reasons
00:11:57reasons for what
00:11:59for why i wasn't totally clear with you in vegas okay look i live a very high profile life
00:12:09and sometimes it's like it's hard for me to trust people
00:12:17why are you laughing
00:12:20nothing because because you live here and i live here and we got married last night
00:12:29is this like are you having like a mental breakdown
00:12:35no no my life is this is such a shit show all of my friends all of them they all they took years
00:12:43to pick their perfect partner and here i am married to a guy that i met yesterday in vegas on a
00:12:52limp it oh who who who insists that i call him mr c like he's some sort of james bond villain or
00:13:03something that's great this is just not where i thought my life would be at this point
00:13:10i think i'm gonna throw up
00:13:13okay you do it i have like a bad gag reflex like you doing it it's gonna make
00:13:17okay okay stop stop stop stop stop now just breathe breathe okay are you good
00:13:27okay mr c whatever your name is we need to get a divorce
00:13:34we need to get a divorce clearly i don't know what i was doing my friends they're they're all
00:13:45getting married they're all having kids and i'm not and that's fine but i don't know what i was
00:13:49thinking i do i know a part of you felt the same thing i did
00:13:52okay okay so i know that i've had a couple drinks tonight just a couple and just a few but it's not
00:14:04so i know though for a fact that you are the one for me oh yeah how do you prove that how
00:14:12i know because you make me feel safe
00:14:29so so here's what we're gonna do i am gonna go pack my things i'm gonna go pack my thing and then i'm
00:14:33gonna get a lawyer and then he's gonna okay oh my god can you just let me talk for two minutes no i
00:14:38don't want to because i want to get this taking care of my own i think what are you doing you don't
00:14:43stop talking stop let me go no let me down oh my god oh are you seriously trying to seduce me at a
00:14:56time like this if i was trying to seduce you you would know
00:14:59come here all right what am i looking at okay five years ago there's nothing okay just dirt
00:15:13just basements dug into the side of the hill nothing but exposed rhubar and empty trenches
00:15:20so am i the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor you're neither right my point is that sometimes
00:15:31things take time and the right circumstances but something that you thought was nothing can
00:15:38turn out to be really great look el i'm a rational man the fact that you and i are living here in la
00:15:46where there's like 10 million people i mean that that doesn't just happen the odds of that are crazy
00:15:54yeah they are but so is marrying someone you've known for three hours
00:16:02how am i supposed to tell my friends that
00:16:06maybe you don't have to okay
00:16:09what are you proposing 30 days we give it a shot okay we don't tell anybody and and if it doesn't
00:16:20work let me just go our separate ways what do you say
00:16:31so like a 30-day trial i'm a businessman aren't i yeah you are but this isn't some subscription
00:16:39service this is real life with real consequences higher stakes like getting your feelings hurt
00:16:50i mean if that's what you're worried about now i mean that's life
00:16:53all of our friends are married el you are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there
00:17:1230 days and if it doesn't work we go our separate ways and neither of us say anything
00:17:25to anyone got it i accept your terms but i have terms of my own
00:17:32i have terms of my own oh of course you do okay turn number one we sleep in the same bed
00:17:44not to start but that is not a weird ass okay most married couples sleep in the same bed we're not in
00:17:49the medieval friends i'm sorry do you color code your sock drawer yeah do you not weird okay
00:17:58no turn number two one night a week date night okay starting tomorrow i see seven pm okay
00:18:09you're buying turn number three we're gonna give this a real shot we should be intimate excuse me
00:18:17how else are we gonna know if we're compatible wow i'm so have any of your exes told you that you're
00:18:22super controlling no never had one never had one no time or interest i mean until now okay great
00:18:37awesome i'm your first pancake that's awesome we're doomed damn those are my terms one night of intimacy
00:18:43per week take it or leave it take it or leave it you're playing hardball now mr business
00:18:48my answer no we're gonna go slow snail pace tortoise pace no no fossil pace slow
00:19:19what is that i don't know you just you get kind of cute when you're all flustered
00:19:28okay we can keep turn two date nights but we are not sleeping in the same bed
00:19:36and you are not seeing me naked for a very very long time
00:19:43okay no and for the love of god what is your name your real name it's oliver
00:19:54oliver it is
00:20:03i've loved you since the moment i first saw you i won't screw this up
00:20:13oh you've got to be kidding me
00:20:26no no no
00:20:33i'm gonna kill him
00:20:34what are you doing good morning why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6 30 in the morning
00:20:47deals aren't gonna make themselves i'll start the day off right huh you got okay well could you uh
00:20:54could you start the day right i'm a little bit more i don't know quietly please
00:20:59no no no no he says no wow okay yeah because you need to sleep
00:21:18six in the morning stupid
00:21:20six in the morning stupid
00:21:22well as it turns out my husband and i thought we could not be more different
00:21:36six in the morning stupid
00:21:56excuse me for dancing
00:21:59no no i don't care what you say i'm not signing that contract under any circumstances
00:22:05what do you think i'm an idiot
00:22:09no fine
00:22:18totally no no that is unacceptable
00:22:26one night a week date night 7 pm okay
00:22:35the
00:22:49one
00:23:53Okay, wow. You choose now to be quiet? Of all times?
00:24:08Good morning to you too.
00:24:10And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning, you have a little nerve calling me the loud one.
00:24:15Whatever. Okay. I'm about to head out. I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:19A wellness event? Yes. With who? My friend Kennedy.
00:24:28What? What are you thinking? No, nothing. What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:35I actually, I don't know. It's my first time going. Why, are you jealous?
00:24:39I don't know. Go for it. Have a zen time.
00:24:45Yeah, okay.
00:24:46You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:56This is me. Take her or leave it?
00:24:59Trust me. I plan to leave it.
00:25:02Well, have fun working.
00:25:05Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:11God, he's boring.
00:25:12So, you're still married to Vegas, guy?
00:25:28Yeah, it's complicated. But stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:34Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:36Oh, idea.
00:25:37We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:54Oh, so true, girl.
00:25:57We're here at Casa Corazón.
00:25:59Great. Ella with Kennedy. What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:02So, what's he really like? If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:12Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's...
00:26:14Complicated.
00:26:17He's smart.
00:26:18And intense.
00:26:20He works...
00:26:22A lot.
00:26:23I don't know. He's just different in Vegas.
00:26:25Of course he was!
00:26:26Ah?
00:26:26You were drunk.
00:26:28He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:32Ugh. God, he sounds like my brother.
00:26:36Funny.
00:26:47You okay?
00:26:51Yeah.
00:26:52Yeah?
00:26:53Yeah.
00:26:54I'm gonna go.
00:26:56Okay.
00:26:57I'm gonna go get some air.
00:26:59Okay, do you want me to come with you?
00:27:01I don't know.
00:27:02I'm okay.
00:27:03I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:07Yes.
00:27:08Yes.
00:27:09Or, I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:12TBD.
00:27:14Okay.
00:27:14Okay.
00:27:15Okay.
00:27:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:34Oh, hi, hi, hi.
00:27:36I think I can't take, um, actual magic mushrooms in them.
00:27:42Oh, yeah.
00:27:44Yeah, yeah.
00:27:45A healthy dose.
00:27:48Oh.
00:27:49Shh.
00:27:50Be well, either, sister.
00:27:53No, no, no, no.
00:27:55I have to go.
00:28:08Oh.
00:28:09Oh.
00:28:09Oh, hi, um, thank you for driving me.
00:28:29Do I owe you anything?
00:28:32I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
00:28:34Oliver?
00:28:36Huh?
00:28:36Oh, he saved me, my angel.
00:28:42Oh, what?
00:29:00Oliver?
00:29:03Oliver!
00:29:04Hey, big boy.
00:29:12You love me.
00:29:16Oh, my God, it's you.
00:29:19My Biela.
00:29:22Are you?
00:29:23Are you high?
00:29:25Wow.
00:29:26Oh, this is just so crazy because, because earlier her face was turning into yours and now your face is turning into hers.
00:29:35And it's like you're, like, the same person.
00:29:41God, you're handsome.
00:29:42What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:44Chocolate, baby.
00:29:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:50Oh.
00:29:54Oh, my God.
00:29:55No.
00:29:56No, no, no, wait.
00:29:56Hey, it's fine.
00:29:58It's fine.
00:29:58It's fine.
00:29:58It's a little base.
00:30:00Everything's fine.
00:30:01No.
00:30:02No, it's not.
00:30:04It's not.
00:30:05It's everything.
00:30:05It's us.
00:30:08It's this.
00:30:08It's this.
00:30:10I wanted this to work.
00:30:13I did so.
00:30:14I'm good.
00:30:16Oliver.
00:30:18I think that we need to get to her.
00:30:21I'm good.
00:30:26Are you okay?
00:30:37It's okay.
00:30:40Get it all out here.
00:30:42I got you.
00:30:42I got your little ponytail.
00:30:55So.
00:30:59Should we talk about it?
00:31:01No.
00:31:02I don't think we need to relive that.
00:31:09Oh, no.
00:31:10No, no, no, no.
00:31:11Not.
00:31:12Not that.
00:31:14Um.
00:31:15This.
00:31:16This is.
00:31:20It's wrong.
00:31:23What?
00:31:24Why wrong?
00:31:26Come on, Oliver.
00:31:28You wake up at dawn with Beethoven and Q4 projections.
00:31:33And I'm just some messy artist.
00:31:38I mean, we've been doing this 30-day thing now for what?
00:31:41Two weeks.
00:31:43And we are already irritating the hell out of each other.
00:31:47I don't know.
00:31:47I think if this was one of my friends, I would.
00:31:50I'd tell her the truth.
00:31:51It's a girl.
00:31:54Cut your losses.
00:31:56Get the annulment.
00:31:57Move on with your life.
00:31:58I don't know.
00:32:03I think maybe at the 30 days, we should be done.
00:32:10Officially.
00:32:16Oliver?
00:32:21Oliver?
00:32:21What?
00:32:23Yeah.
00:32:25Affirmative.
00:32:26That's what you want.
00:32:29I think it's what makes sense.
00:32:33I'll move out in the morning.
00:32:34Do you mind if I put something on for my last night here?
00:32:42Yeah.
00:32:42Go for it.
00:32:43I just want to watch.
00:32:44Can you actually turn on the Clippers game?
00:32:49You're a Clippers fan?
00:32:51Did Kawhi Leonard hit a buzzer beater in Game 7
00:32:53and send the Raptors to the finals?
00:32:58Okay, then.
00:33:00Pass the ball!
00:33:02Peterson always does this.
00:33:03Hogs the ball every time.
00:33:06I literally say this.
00:33:08Right?
00:33:09Go, go, go.
00:33:10Go, go, go.
00:33:13Yes!
00:33:16Clippers win!
00:33:29It's a good game.
00:33:31Good defense.
00:33:33What?
00:33:34Great game.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:43I don't make business investments that I don't believe in.
00:33:47I want to see this whole thing through.
00:33:49The whole 30 days.
00:33:52It's...
00:33:52It's prudent.
00:33:55It's prudent?
00:33:56Really?
00:33:57Shut up.
00:33:58Come on.
00:33:58You can stop.
00:33:59I'm sorry.
00:34:00Wait, okay, but...
00:34:01I want to ask you a question.
00:34:02Okay.
00:34:03What was your first impression of me?
00:34:07It's not hard.
00:34:08Okay, I'll set the scene.
00:34:11We can really love it.
00:34:11Ready?
00:34:12Vegas.
00:34:13Hotel bar?
00:34:13I don't know.
00:34:15I don't know.
00:34:17I don't know.
00:34:17I don't know.
00:34:17I don't know.
00:34:18It's very impromptu.
00:34:19Very chaotic
00:34:21And I'm sitting there at the bar you see a little pretty little blonde girl by herself
00:34:25No opportunity to tell the truth
00:34:28But what would she think?
00:34:31What's wrong?
00:34:37Pierce
00:34:38Dude, where the hell are you?
00:34:40Doors open 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here. I need you here now. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'm on my way
00:34:45I'm so sorry. Um, Pierce is having a concert. I have to go. No, I know. Um, I
00:34:51Think I'm coming with ya
00:34:53Kennedy just invited me. You gotta be fucking kidding me. Let's go
00:34:58Awesome, okay, I'm gonna go put on leggings
00:35:05Perfect me L Pierce Kennedy in the same room what could go wrong
00:35:15Okay, there's a new record label that's that's hoping out Pierce. I need you to stay here
00:35:23I have to go talk to them. Okay, don't talk to anybody. Okay, what all of our
00:35:35Excuse me
00:35:37Are you lost you're not supposed to be here?
00:35:40No, no, I'm actually with Oliver. Okay hysterical sweeties the last person to bring a date around here is all over
00:35:47Go get Pierce's wardrobe
00:35:49Go now
00:35:50So sorry, mister
00:35:52Go now
00:35:53Unprofessional
00:35:55I'm giving her a performance review for that
00:36:02You can be really
00:36:06Scary
00:36:08Why did you talk to her like that?
00:36:10Oh
00:36:12I'm tracking you and it says you're here
00:36:14Where are you girly?
00:36:16You were about to meet my bestie and she's
00:36:18Oh
00:36:20Oh
00:36:22I feel like I haven't seen you in decades
00:36:24I literally saw you this morning
00:36:26I know
00:36:27Those mushrooms rocked my world
00:36:29I know
00:36:30Let's go find Pierce. I think he's in wardrobe
00:36:32No, no, no. Why? Why not?
00:36:34Oh, what? Because you're married?
00:36:36Oh
00:36:38That is just a fantasy
00:36:40Let's get out of fairy tale land together
00:36:42Okay, let's go
00:36:44Maybe Kennedy was right
00:36:46After all, why did Oliver just ditch me?
00:36:48Bitch me
00:36:56Okay, just talk to the label guys
00:36:58Just go out there, do your thing, give them the goods
00:37:00Okay?
00:37:01I just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like
00:37:03sold as a teen heartthrob
00:37:05Basic brand marketing
00:37:07Can you get your bottom line, huh?
00:37:09Scott, you have a one-track mind
00:37:11Bro
00:37:12You know, I think you need to get laid
00:37:15Big time
00:37:17I'm seeing someone
00:37:18What?
00:37:19Who?
00:37:20What's her name?
00:37:22Here
00:37:23Open up
00:37:24I want you to meet my friend Elle
00:37:26Oh, okay
00:37:29I need you to do me a favor
00:37:30Okay?
00:37:31Open this door
00:37:32Or I will open it for you in three seconds
00:37:34Three
00:37:35Two
00:37:36One
00:37:40Two
00:37:41One
00:37:42You owe me
00:37:44Sir
00:37:45What took you so long?
00:37:47Nothing
00:37:48I was just
00:37:49Practicing my set
00:37:50So I didn't hear you
00:37:51What's up?
00:37:52Who do you want me to meet?
00:37:53Crazed fan?
00:37:54Make a wish kid?
00:37:55Not exactly
00:37:57Pierce
00:37:58This is Elle
00:37:59The genius photographer
00:38:00Elle
00:38:01This is Pierce
00:38:02My prodigal brother
00:38:03Hey
00:38:04Hey
00:38:06So you're the one who stood me up?
00:38:08Ah, yeah
00:38:09I'm so sorry
00:38:10I'm sorry
00:38:11Believe it or not
00:38:12This has happened before
00:38:13Believe it or not
00:38:14Oh
00:38:24Artists have uh
00:38:26Crazy schedules
00:38:27Mhm
00:38:29Is he
00:38:30Flirting
00:38:31With me?
00:38:33Sorry
00:38:35That was
00:38:36That was rude, right?
00:38:37It was okay
00:38:38You want me to shut fire?
00:38:39No, no
00:38:40Do not fire anybody
00:38:41I'll blame you
00:38:42No
00:38:43Oh
00:38:44Sorry
00:38:45This might be too forward
00:38:46But
00:38:47Um
00:38:48You probably get it all the time
00:38:49But you are
00:38:50Insanely beautiful
00:38:51Yeah
00:38:52Definitely flirting
00:38:53Do I hear nuptials really?
00:38:56You can
00:38:57Stop
00:39:01Oh
00:39:02Hey, what are you doing?
00:39:03I am just going to put myself on your radar
00:39:06Okay
00:39:07Okay
00:39:08Cool
00:39:10Now I got you too
00:39:12Pierce
00:39:13Take us ready for you backstage
00:39:14And
00:39:15You're on in five minutes
00:39:16Well
00:39:17Well
00:39:18I uh
00:39:19Hope you enjoy the show
00:39:20Mmhmm
00:39:21Oh
00:39:22Don't leave this time
00:39:23And uh
00:39:24Maybe I'll see you after
00:39:26Yeah
00:39:32He is totally into you
00:39:34I totally predicted this
00:39:36Am I psych?
00:39:37Maybe this one is fine
00:39:38Maybe this one is fine
00:39:39Maybe it really is time to end things with Oliver
00:39:48He ditched you, Elle
00:39:49Sorry, husband
00:39:50I've got other plans tonight
00:39:52Please, please, please don't tell me you are thinking about psycho love bomber Vegas guy
00:39:57Look, he's not really like all that
00:39:59He's better
00:40:00How do you know?
00:40:01It's not like you've seen him since, right?
00:40:04Right
00:40:05Right
00:40:06Right
00:40:07Right
00:40:08Right
00:40:09Well
00:40:10If you are going to sleep with my brother tonight
00:40:12Let's make you look like a bombshell
00:40:14Ready?
00:40:15I think so
00:40:16Let's go
00:40:18She did that
00:40:19Here we go
00:40:20Get ready
00:40:22Oh
00:40:23Okay
00:40:24This looks like it's maybe your size
00:40:26Yes
00:40:27Okay
00:40:29Oh
00:40:30Oh god
00:40:31That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life
00:40:32Okay
00:40:33No
00:40:34No
00:40:35How did it get worse?
00:40:36Oh my god
00:40:37Oh my god
00:40:39Sorry
00:40:47Oh my god
00:40:49Okay, well we already missed out the show
00:40:51Oh, who cares?
00:40:52I've seen it a million times
00:40:53And you will too as his future wife
00:40:56Besides, I don't want to risk running into
00:40:58Oliver
00:40:59Ugh
00:41:00Right
00:41:01Oliver
00:41:02I've actually been meaning to ask you
00:41:03Uh, why do you bait Pierce's manager so much?
00:41:06Oh, he's just impossible
00:41:07You know, like one time
00:41:09Pierce had this show in New York
00:41:10And he was totally freaking out
00:41:12Like spiraling beforehand
00:41:13And he needed a break
00:41:14But Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway
00:41:17Because it was in the contract
00:41:18Like, ugh
00:41:19Who does that, right?
00:41:21Ugh
00:41:22I feel sorry for his future wife
00:41:24She has no idea that Oliver's wife is me
00:41:27Maybe this is who he really is
00:41:29You know what?
00:41:30I've been thinking
00:41:31And I think
00:41:33I am going to get that annulment from Vegas Sky
00:41:35Good for you, girl
00:41:36Yes!
00:41:37Feminism
00:41:38Okay, well I'm going to go get a drink
00:41:39You don't want anything, right?
00:41:40No, I'm good
00:41:41I'm going to wait for you outside though, okay?
00:41:42Okay, back in five
00:41:43Fairy tales don't exist, no
00:41:56You clean up nice
00:42:03Wow, you came back
00:42:09How kind
00:42:11I deserve that
00:42:12You ditched me
00:42:13Are you embarrassed with me?
00:42:15Am I not, not what?
00:42:16Posh?
00:42:17No, no, no
00:42:19Okay, there's a lot going on here
00:42:21Can you explain it to me, please?
00:42:23Can you explain it to me, please?
00:42:25Come on a date with me
00:42:28A real one
00:42:30Right now
00:42:31Right now
00:42:32Right now?
00:42:34Yeah
00:42:35Right now
00:42:36Do I trust him?
00:42:46I'm going to drive tonight, Sven
00:42:47Very good time
00:42:51You ready?
00:42:52Yeah
00:42:53Yeah
00:42:56Fancy
00:42:58I'll try
00:43:01You know, this is so weird
00:43:02What?
00:43:03Kennedy's brother has this exact same car
00:43:06Have you ever met him?
00:43:07He's just never there
00:43:10Yeah, a couple times
00:43:12Okay
00:43:14So where are we going?
00:43:16You ready?
00:43:29Oh God
00:43:31He is going to murder me, isn't he?
00:43:36You ready?
00:43:37An abandoned construction site
00:43:39AKA a dark place with no witnesses
00:43:42Is that
00:43:43You're perfect
00:43:44It's my house
00:43:45Or it will be soon
00:43:48Okay
00:43:52That tree over there would be a really good spot for a rope swing
00:43:55Think about that?
00:43:58That's a really good idea
00:43:59Perk of being a creative
00:44:01Mr. Business
00:44:04Okay
00:44:05Show me around
00:44:11Okay
00:44:12Okay, so
00:44:15Give me the vision
00:44:16Okay
00:44:17I'm trying to picture
00:44:18Here
00:44:19This is where the couch would go
00:44:20Oh, right here
00:44:21Calm right here
00:44:22Okay
00:44:23This is where the projector would be
00:44:24Projector, okay
00:44:26Where we'd watch the Clippers games
00:44:29I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games
00:44:31And you would just do a bunch of screaming
00:44:32Okay
00:44:33If I remember correctly
00:44:34You're the one that screamed when Kawhi missed the lamb
00:44:36Okay, yeah, it was a travesty
00:44:37Of course
00:44:41I thought this was over
00:44:42But now
00:44:43What's happening between us?
00:44:45Okay
00:44:49Okay, so
00:44:50What about this?
00:44:53I mean that's easy
00:44:54Oh, it's easy?
00:44:55Yeah
00:44:56I mean your spot
00:44:59I mean you can
00:45:00You can put your cameras there
00:45:02You can hang up your prints
00:45:04I was thinking maybe if you want
00:45:05You can put up like a little backdrop
00:45:07And uh
00:45:08That's where you can shoot your flowers
00:45:10How do you know I can shoot flowers?
00:45:13I may have
00:45:14Looked at your website
00:45:16Oh my god, you are a stalker
00:45:17No, I'm not
00:45:18That's everything
00:45:19I'm researched, okay?
00:45:20Big difference
00:45:21I don't know about that
00:45:26I know that
00:45:28That you listen to rock
00:45:29Mm-hmm
00:45:30When you cook
00:45:32Your breath shortens
00:45:33When you're feeling overwhelmed
00:45:36You tap your fingers against your leg
00:45:37When you're trying not to cry
00:45:40And you know that
00:45:42You have a big smile
00:45:43When you're feeling safe
00:45:45Like right now
00:45:48Look, that's really sweet
00:45:52More than just my manners
00:45:53I know
00:45:56What I don't know is
00:46:02What you want
00:46:05Take a chance, Elle
00:46:09You
00:46:26In that moment
00:46:27I knew
00:46:28I'd pass the point of no return
00:46:31I was falling for him
00:46:33There was no doubt about it
00:46:34No doubt about it
00:47:04No doubt about it
00:47:05No doubt about it
00:47:09Sex and a construction site
00:47:11We didn't even wear a hard hat
00:47:13It's so irresponsible
00:47:15I know
00:47:19Oliver?
00:47:20Yeah?
00:47:21Can you tell me something?
00:47:23Just about you?
00:47:24I feel like I don't know anything about you
00:47:25I don't know anything about you
00:47:31Now I got you too
00:47:32Yeah
00:47:33Why was he texting her?
00:47:38Not much to know
00:47:40No, there's a lot
00:47:42I mean, like
00:47:43Where'd you grow up?
00:47:45What's your family like?
00:47:47You can't tell her
00:47:48Not now
00:47:50Elle?
00:47:52I'm so sorry
00:47:56I have a family emergency
00:47:58I have to go
00:47:59You okay?
00:48:00Yeah, no, it's fine
00:48:01It's just I have stuff to deal with now
00:48:03Okay? I'll be in touch
00:48:10I'll be in touch?
00:48:12God
00:48:14Elle, what are you doing?
00:48:19God
00:48:21Oliver, darling, it's been ages
00:48:30What's the big emergency, mom?
00:48:31What's going on?
00:48:33Rebranding
00:48:34That's the emergency
00:48:36We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family
00:48:39Is still the power player in this town
00:48:41Starting with your entertainment conglomerate
00:48:44And ending with our real estate firm
00:48:46Great, rebranding, we can do that
00:48:48Look, I really-
00:48:49I need you on board, Oliver
00:48:51I need you all on board
00:48:54Okay, okay, mom, I'm here
00:48:55What's the big emergency?
00:48:58What the hell are you doing here?
00:49:01Hi, sis
00:49:05Hi, sis
00:49:07Oliver, I think there's been a mistake
00:49:09This is a family meeting, not a business meeting
00:49:11I'm considering you have rocks for brains
00:49:12I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting
00:49:15Wow
00:49:17Sit and burn, bro
00:49:18How dare you-
00:49:19Stop it!
00:49:20The both of you
00:49:22We need to come together as a family
00:49:26Give her sister a hug
00:49:27Put your feud in the past
00:49:29Yeah, big bro
00:49:31Come on
00:49:32You're gonna die alone, loser
00:49:38Challenge accepted, brat
00:49:42So now then
00:49:44The Chamberlain family
00:49:46Has to show the public that we are relatable
00:49:50Functional
00:49:52Wholesome
00:49:53It's what the shareholders need to see
00:49:55Which is why we're doing a photo shoot
00:49:58And I need to find a photographer
00:50:00Cheers, this is Elle
00:50:02The genius photographer
00:50:04Oh god, please don't say it
00:50:06Elle, my friend Elle can do it
00:50:08I am so fucked
00:50:13My friend Elle can do it
00:50:15Yeah, but let's get someone else
00:50:17Why?
00:50:18Oh, let me guess
00:50:19My friend Elle isn't good enough for you
00:50:21No, no, I'm just saying let's get someone else
00:50:22Someone who's like
00:50:24Experienced
00:50:25Professional
00:50:26We need a female eye for this
00:50:27And Elle is perfect
00:50:29Your sister has a point, Oliver
00:50:30Well, I for one would love a chance
00:50:31To spend more time with Elle
00:50:33I'm actually taking her on a date tonight
00:50:35So...
00:50:36You're what?
00:50:37Why do you care?
00:50:38What's the problem?
00:50:39Did Elle seriously agree to a date with him?
00:50:42After last night?
00:50:43I don't
00:50:45I just feel like you should be focused on your craft
00:50:47Oh, spare us!
00:50:48You psycho workaholic
00:50:50Elle is shooting our family portraits
00:50:51And Pierce is taking her on a date
00:50:53Great!
00:50:54It's huddled down
00:50:5510 a.m. tomorrow
00:50:59This is gonna reveal everything
00:51:08Last night was incredible
00:51:10Then the mysterious
00:51:19I'll be in touch
00:51:20Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:22And why was he so amazing
00:51:24And then suddenly
00:51:26So weird
00:51:27Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:29No, I'm not Miss Chamberlain
00:51:31Oh, well this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:33To Oliver?
00:51:34Uh, no, I think there's been a mistake
00:51:36Oliver's not a Chamberlain either
00:51:39I don't know Miss, uh, I just go where I'm told
00:51:42Can you sign for it?
00:51:43Or what?
00:51:45Uh, yeah, sure of course
00:51:46Just...
00:51:48Thank you
00:51:49Thank you
00:51:54Why is Kennedy's family company sending Oliver this?
00:52:00Hey, Ken
00:52:02Okay, don't scream
00:52:03I have news
00:52:05What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:07No, better!
00:52:09My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue
00:52:12A family feature on my family
00:52:14Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable
00:52:17I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her meds
00:52:20Get it right or do not come back for your next shit
00:52:23Wow, I can't imagine why
00:52:25So?
00:52:27So?
00:52:29Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:36Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:38Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:41That's why you called?
00:52:43You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:46Duh, bitch!
00:52:49This is huge!
00:52:50This is major!
00:52:51Like, like, career defining
00:52:53Oh my god, yes!
00:52:54I will be there!
00:52:55I will so do it, of course!
00:52:57Yes!
00:52:58Okay, let's go!
00:53:00Also, there is one, like, teeny tiny little thing you should know
00:53:06Okay, go on
00:53:07Okay, so it is so not a huge deal
00:53:11But my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason
00:53:17Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people
00:53:21But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:23Okay, weird. That's fine
00:53:25Yay! Okay!
00:53:26We'll see you tomorrow at 10am sharp!
00:53:28Mommy hates when vendors are late
00:53:33I just landed the biggest gig of my life to date
00:53:40Oliver's gonna float
00:53:41She's so excited!
00:53:54This one unraveled everything I've kept hitting
00:54:01So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow
00:54:03Yes, Mom, we're set
00:54:05Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key
00:54:07I'm setting her up with Pierce
00:54:08Why would you do that?
00:54:11Maybe she's seeing someone already
00:54:13Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life
00:54:16You don't know everything, Kennedy
00:54:17You rarely do
00:54:19For your information, big bro
00:54:21She met Pierce at his show and they hit it off
00:54:24Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas
00:54:29She told you that?
00:54:31Duh!
00:54:33I'm her best friend
00:54:35She's still planning to leave
00:54:36Even after last night
00:54:38I thought...
00:54:39I thought I changed her mind
00:54:43Well, I'm out
00:54:45I have a facial
00:54:47Ugh
00:54:49Well, good!
00:54:51Pierce is finding love then, it seems
00:54:53So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver
00:54:58You're a multi-millionaire, sweetie
00:54:59And I finally found someone worthy of your arm
00:55:02You're taking her to dinner
00:55:04Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am
00:55:06Good, bring her in
00:55:07Mom, I...
00:55:08Tiana, sweetie, I want to introduce you to my son Oliver
00:55:20Oliver
00:55:23Oliver?
00:55:25Oliver
00:55:31El!
00:55:35El!
00:55:36El!
00:55:37El!
00:55:41El!
00:55:44El!
00:55:45El!
00:55:50El!
00:55:56El!
00:55:57Is she
00:56:00Hey, you sure don't mind helping nah come on I
00:56:05Need to get this to the rental shop before it closes. Sure got to support the arts, right? Yeah, thank you
00:56:14She took the day with him of course, maybe I should just let him have her from the start
00:56:23It was my right one
00:56:25Thank you so much for helping out today y'all come on it's no big deal plus I will take any excuse
00:56:31I can't to jam out the blink-182 for the record. Yeah
00:56:35So I guess we
00:56:37We have that in common
00:56:47And we did but maybe I liked not always having something in common you okay?
00:56:55Yeah
00:56:57Course I'm really excited to photograph your family, but I am super nervous
00:57:04Oh, come on. Well, maybe this is your sign you got to uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight
00:57:08So we can loosen up those nerves
00:57:10I'm flattered
00:57:18But I'm kind of seeing someone
00:57:20Oh, but Kennedy she no, I know. I know it's complicated
00:57:24But thank you really he's a very lucky guy
00:57:29Okay
00:57:31Thanks
00:57:31See ya
00:57:32Bye
00:57:38I cannot believe I'm getting paid to do what I love
00:57:41Oh, and I'm falling for someone.
00:57:46The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:56To leave a message...
00:57:58Where?
00:58:11Everything okay, sexy?
00:58:18Yeah, everything's fine.
00:58:21If Elle can move on, so can I.
00:58:23Cheers.
00:58:24Cheers.
00:58:32Okay, Elle.
00:58:33You got this.
00:58:34Yeah, Elle.
00:58:36Got this.
00:58:38Are we ready?
00:58:39I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:41Kennedy!
00:58:43Yeah?
00:58:44Text your brother.
00:58:45Make sure he's on time.
00:58:46And, sweetie, add a little lip liner.
00:58:49You'll look washed out without it.
00:58:54Hey, girl, you okay?
00:58:56Yeah, it's just...
00:58:57My mom is all stressed out, and Oliver is late, of course.
00:59:00Wait, why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:59:05Why would Pierce's music manager need to be here?
00:59:07All right, Places, everyone?
00:59:11All right, all right, all right.
00:59:13The attractive one is here.
00:59:15Nobody panic.
00:59:19Where is he?
00:59:20Where's Oliver?
00:59:22Wait, sorry.
00:59:23Why would you need...
00:59:24Oliver?
00:59:25What are you doing here?
00:59:38Okay, I can explain.
00:59:39Finally.
00:59:41We've been waiting.
00:59:44Elle, you've now officially met Oliver.
00:59:47My older brother.
00:59:49Hey.
00:59:52Wait, wait, wait, what?
00:59:54Elle.
00:59:55Wait, what's going on?
00:59:58Anne's so familiar.
01:00:00It's my older brother's car.
01:00:02Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
01:00:04You want to avoid him like the plague.
01:00:07The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
01:00:09Go get Pierce's wardrobe!
01:00:11Can you tell me something?
01:00:13Just about you?
01:00:14Oh, I feel like I don't know anything about you.
01:00:16And then everything clicked.
01:00:18Because that's the thing about great things.
01:00:20The other shoe always drops.
01:00:22You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:31You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:34What is going on?
01:00:36He's the guy I married.
01:00:38Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:42I assumed you knew.
01:00:43No!
01:00:44Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:47Because you clearly hated him.
01:00:48And I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not.
01:00:52Yeah, we obviously made your decision.
01:00:53You went on a date with Pierce.
01:00:54What?
01:00:55What date?
01:00:55I saw you guys last night.
01:00:57Oh, my God.
01:00:58Nothing happened.
01:00:59Jesus.
01:01:00You really think that little of me?
01:01:02Ollie, sweetie.
01:01:03I brought you some collagen water for your big shoot.
01:01:05There she is.
01:01:06Oliver's future wife.
01:01:09Your what?
01:01:10No.
01:01:11This is a massive misunderstanding.
01:01:13Hold on.
01:01:15Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas.
01:01:18How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:20Wait.
01:01:21Did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:22Oh, my God.
01:01:28You did?
01:01:30Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:38Do not touch me right now.
01:01:41You tricked your way into a date with me, and then you lied to me for weeks.
01:01:46I was afraid you were going to leave.
01:01:48Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:53I'm dating Elle.
01:01:54No.
01:01:55No, you're not.
01:01:57Not anymore.
01:01:59Just to be clear, I want a divorce.
01:02:03You're married?
01:02:04Ew.
01:02:06Screw this.
01:02:07I'm out of here.
01:02:08Great idea.
01:02:09I'm good.
01:02:10Elle.
01:02:10No.
01:02:19Okay.
01:02:20Start talking, because that was the NBA Finals of Bad Decisions.
01:02:24I met her at the Forbes Under 30 event a year ago.
01:02:30Hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:32All right.
01:02:32Ready?
01:02:32Get together in one, two, three.
01:02:35One, two, three.
01:02:36Beautiful.
01:02:37Nice job, you guys.
01:02:38Oh, hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:41She was photographing the founder's luncheon.
01:02:44I couldn't stop looking at her.
01:02:47But I was too much of a coward to say anything.
01:02:49I saw her on Pierce's calendar, and I learned that they had a date.
01:02:56And I don't, okay, I panicked, okay?
01:02:57I just, I wanted it.
01:03:00Holy shit.
01:03:02So it's true.
01:03:03You did steal his date.
01:03:05It was wrong, okay?
01:03:06Everything I did was wrong.
01:03:08Okay?
01:03:08I'm a CEO.
01:03:09I try to control everything.
01:03:11Understatement of the century.
01:03:12But, I don't know, with Elle, I'm different.
01:03:19Better.
01:03:22I can't believe I'm saying this.
01:03:25Go.
01:03:27Go, talk to her.
01:03:29Just stop being a control freak, and just try being human.
01:03:37And I'll...
01:03:38I do love you, you know.
01:03:44You too.
01:03:44You too.
01:03:49Help!
01:03:53Help!
01:04:09It's been a month since I've seen my husband.
01:04:12I searched for joy in my solo life, and stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram.
01:04:22I found pleasure in my own company.
01:04:24Oh, the Clippers just won.
01:04:33But, deep down, I couldn't stop thinking about him.
01:04:37And so I knew it was time.
01:04:40Time to do something I thought I would never do.
01:04:43To be able to do something I was thinking about.
01:04:45To be able to do something I wanted to do.
01:04:46To be able to do something I wanted to do.
01:04:47I said, how about Hardin in that 6.4?
01:04:47He was like, yeah, you like that?
01:04:48Hardin, go 16.4.
01:04:49I...
01:04:50Can I, um...
01:04:51Over the floor, let him come.
01:04:52Can I come home?
01:04:55I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:04:57Mr. Chamberlain, is the package for Ms. L. Page ready?
01:05:14Yeah.
01:05:17Here's to hoping it works.
01:05:27This is the last one.
01:05:29We're ready to take these to the truck, Miss.
01:05:33Goodbye, Los Angeles.
01:05:35So, you again.
01:05:37I have something for you from Mr. Chamberlain.
01:05:39Oliver Chamberlain.
01:05:41I know who he is.
01:05:45He really, really likes you, you know?
01:05:49L, first off, I want to say sorry.
01:05:59Obviously, what I did was wrong.
01:06:02Selfish.
01:06:03But you have to know, I fell in love with you a year ago at the Forbes 30 under 30 Gala.
01:06:09Even though I never talked to you, you were so at ease with yourself.
01:06:13I envied you immensely.
01:06:17So, when fate happened and my own sister set you with my brother, I stole his date.
01:06:23I couldn't help myself.
01:06:25I know we're different though.
01:06:27But I will make this work.
01:06:29Any way.
01:06:30Any day.
01:06:31But I leave it up to you.
01:06:34We can get a divorce.
01:06:36The papers are included here.
01:06:40Or, here's the key to your house.
01:06:43It's just about ready now.
01:06:45Where we'll watch the Clippers and you'll finally have your photo nook.
01:06:49I want you here, El.
01:06:51Okay.
01:06:52Please say yes.
01:06:53We're just about ready, miss.
01:06:55Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:06:57The house looks nice.
01:07:09I saw the swing.
01:07:12Who came?
01:07:14Well, I saw the letter.
01:07:15Cheesy.
01:07:16Or like, too much.
01:07:17No.
01:07:18Hell, I meant every word.
01:07:19I am so sorry.
01:07:20You're scared of what I would think.
01:07:21I get that.
01:07:22You shouldn't have lied to me, still.
01:07:26But, then again, I guess I've kind of lied to you too.
01:07:27About what?
01:07:28I never told you.
01:07:29I never told you.
01:07:30I love you.
01:07:31Over.
01:07:32Over.
01:07:33I never told you.
01:07:34I love you.
01:07:35Over.
01:07:36I'm too scared of what I would think.
01:07:37I get that.
01:07:39You shouldn't have lied to me, still.
01:07:42But, then again, I guess I've kind of been in my need.
01:07:48About what?
01:07:50I never told you.
01:07:57I love you.
01:07:59Over.
01:08:04I love you, too.
01:08:06Yeah.
01:08:20The rest of the year flew by.
01:08:38I moved into our house.
01:08:43Okay, okay.
01:08:47Our love for the Clippers is still going strong.
01:08:50Maybe too strong, sometimes.
01:08:55And no matter how busy Oliver is with work,
01:08:58we always do a date night a week.
01:09:01No exceptions.
01:09:03And almost a year to the date of our Vegas wedding.
01:09:08A day after my birthday.
01:09:10We renewed our vows.
01:09:12I do.
01:09:14I do.
01:09:15You may now kiss me.
01:09:16Not all love stories start off in disaster.
01:09:22But now, I was sure we'd last.
01:09:25We found love in a hopeless place after all.
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