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00:00:00Oh, Philip, all of this for my birthday?
00:00:14Philip?
00:00:24Uh, Babydoll, I thought you were on vacation with Diamond.
00:00:27Who is this skank?
00:00:30Jane Winters, self-made journalist covering food in the culinary world.
00:00:34Nice to meet you, little wifey.
00:00:37Wow, Philip. So when you said you were working on business, you really meant you were working on her?
00:00:44Call it networking, so he can pay for his dumb little housewife.
00:00:49Jane, let me handle it, please.
00:00:54No, I-
00:00:56Get your hands off me, useless piece of trash!
00:01:01How could you do this to me, Phil? And on my birthday?
00:01:06It's your birthday?
00:01:08I thought your birthday was next week. It doesn't matter, baby.
00:01:11I'm so sorry. Let me take you out to dinner and make it up to you, okay?
00:01:14The only place I'm going with you is a divorce attorney's office.
00:01:18You're gonna end a marriage after ten years?
00:01:20You don't have a job besides cooking people nasty fucking food.
00:01:22I'd rather live in a box on the street than spend one more minute with you.
00:01:27You wanna live in a box?
00:01:28Okay. Sign this.
00:01:32You go live in your little box.
00:01:35Why do you have this?
00:01:36Have you been planning on divorcing me this whole time?
00:01:37Well, if you don't want to be with me, you don't get to keep everything I bought you.
00:01:46I've never been so happy to sign a document in my life.
00:01:50Hold up, baby.
00:01:51Didn't I buy you that dress?
00:01:52I'll make a deal.
00:01:53You can keep the underwear if you leave the dress.
00:01:54You can keep the underwear if you leave the dress.
00:02:24Slut!
00:02:44Diamond?
00:02:45What's wrong, Chloe?
00:02:47What's the matter?
00:02:48Where are you?
00:02:51I'm gonna kill that bastard.
00:02:52He cheated on me and somehow made it seem like it was my fault.
00:02:57If he didn't have his daddy's connections, he'd be cleaning toilets for a living.
00:03:02I don't know. Maybe I'm just a dumb housewife.
00:03:05Hey! You are one of the most resourceful bitches I know.
00:03:11You're gonna be back on your feet in no time.
00:03:16Today we're talking with the latest and greatest entrepreneur on the block, Vernon Gray.
00:03:21He's only 28, but he's already started an investment firm, which has financed some of the most popular new businesses all over the world.
00:03:31Thanks for joining me, Vernon.
00:03:33My pleasure.
00:03:34My first question for you is, how is someone like you still single?
00:03:39Heh. Well, when you work as hard as I do, it's difficult to find time for all that stuff.
00:03:44There must be someone you've got your eye on, though.
00:03:49Well, I would be lying if I said there wasn't someone special in my life that I love.
00:03:55Maybe one day.
00:03:57Vernon?
00:03:58Vernon? You know him?
00:04:01Yeah, actually, that's Phillip's brother.
00:04:03I don't need a sight for the sore eyes.
00:04:05Hey, leave us alone, okay?
00:04:07Come on, let me buy gold strings, huh? Let's have some fun.
00:04:10Okay, back off. I'm warning you.
00:04:12Hey, ow!
00:04:14Feisty. I love it. Come on, give me a kiss. Just one.
00:04:17Stop.
00:04:19Get your fucking hands off her.
00:04:20Get your fucking hands off her.
00:04:42Vernon?
00:04:46Chloe.
00:04:47Hey.
00:04:48You broke my nose, you fucking cock blocker!
00:04:52I got some broken ribs to go with it.
00:04:57That's enough!
00:05:01We should get out of here.
00:05:05Chloe, aren't you gonna introduce me?
00:05:14I can't believe it's you.
00:05:15What are you doing here?
00:05:18I used to go to that bar because no one would recognize me.
00:05:21But now I guess that's over.
00:05:23No, I mean in town.
00:05:25I thought you were in Europe.
00:05:27Just to your own business.
00:05:31But, um, I think the real question is, what is my sister-in-law doing at a place like that?
00:05:37A lot has changed since you left.
00:05:40What do you mean?
00:05:40Philip cheated on me and divorced me and left me with nothing.
00:05:50That fucking bastard.
00:05:51I knew you'd screw things up.
00:05:57Chloe.
00:05:58I have a proposition for you.
00:06:01I have a proposition for you.
00:06:04Why don't you come stay with me for a while?
00:06:07I don't...
00:06:08I don't know.
00:06:09I...
00:06:09I wouldn't want to inconvenience you.
00:06:12You couldn't inconvenience me.
00:06:14Plus, I could use the company.
00:06:16Yeah?
00:06:19Okay.
00:06:20Here.
00:06:23This will keep you warm until we get home.
00:06:25Thanks.
00:06:26Thanks.
00:06:38Who is this shameless rat you dragged out of the sewer?
00:06:41Excuse me?
00:06:42Who are you?
00:06:44How dare you not know who I am?
00:06:46I'm Vernie's second-in-command at VG Group and his future wife.
00:06:56Sorry.
00:06:56I didn't know.
00:06:58Congrats on your engagement, Vernie.
00:07:00Priscilla, you never cease to amaze me with your theatrics.
00:07:04You know I'm not the marrying kind.
00:07:08Oh my god, is she wearing your Dulcene Ganana jacket?
00:07:11I'm shocked it didn't disintegrate the second it touched her dried up skin.
00:07:15Shut up.
00:07:16Don't talk about a family friend like that.
00:07:20And stop spreading lies like we're getting married.
00:07:22If that got out, it would not be good for the both of us.
00:07:25But Vernie...
00:07:26Just leave.
00:07:27Now.
00:07:28Security.
00:07:39I need you to have Priscilla Donner's access to my house provoked immediately.
00:07:45I'm sorry about that.
00:07:47She's got control issues.
00:07:50Clearly.
00:07:51Right this way.
00:07:52And then we'll have to just try and run for a while.
00:08:01Wow.
00:08:05Your place is beautiful.
00:08:07All of this just for you?
00:08:09Yeah.
00:08:10For now.
00:08:10I, um, my place is really messy.
00:08:28I don't want you to see it like this.
00:08:30Oh, yeah, I understand.
00:08:33Cool.
00:08:36You know what?
00:08:36There is a guest room upstairs.
00:08:38You could go freshen up, and then we could talk dinner.
00:08:41Sounds good.
00:08:42Yeah.
00:08:50I've loved you for ten years, Chloe.
00:08:53And now you're here.
00:08:54Um, what is that?
00:09:23Dinner?
00:09:24No, no, no, no.
00:09:26I'm not eating that, and neither are you.
00:09:34I think I have everything I need.
00:09:36For what?
00:09:38My lasagna.
00:09:39I remember you liking it ten years ago.
00:09:40I'm so sorry.
00:10:08Oh, it's okay.
00:10:10I'm Chloe.
00:10:11You must be Phillip's brother?
00:10:13Yeah, uh, Vernon.
00:10:15Here, let me help you out.
00:10:17Oh, my God.
00:10:20Don't worry about it.
00:10:22Did you like the lasagna?
00:10:24Or what you had of it?
00:10:25Yeah, it was really good.
00:10:27Did you make it?
00:10:28Yeah, I did.
00:10:29It's actually a secret recipe.
00:10:30Wow.
00:10:31What the fuck is going on?
00:10:34It was an accident, babe.
00:10:36An accident?
00:10:37Great, so now my girlfriend's going to look like a messy lunatic in front of all my business
00:10:41partners.
00:10:45Should have figured this was your fault?
00:10:48Well, clean it up.
00:10:49We need something to eat.
00:10:50Come on.
00:10:50Come on.
00:10:50Come on.
00:11:20This is the best lasagna I've ever had in my life.
00:11:41Chloe, you should have your own restaurant.
00:11:43Eat up.
00:11:44It'll be plenty.
00:11:46Hey.
00:11:47I'm really glad you're here.
00:11:50Chloe.
00:11:51I'm really glad you're here.
00:11:51I'm really glad you're here.
00:11:52Chloe, I've loved you since the moment that I've seen you.
00:12:22I know that you're with my brother and that you're happy, but I think that I can make
00:12:28you so much more happy.
00:12:34Yes.
00:12:35Vern, she agreed to marry me.
00:12:48I'm going to be your sister-in-law.
00:12:52I'm really happy for both of you.
00:12:55That's great news.
00:12:56Hey, Dad.
00:13:03I think it would be a good idea to study abroad.
00:13:11Does this mean I get a second chance at life?
00:13:18Ugh, no.
00:13:19It's a joke.
00:13:21I'm sorry.
00:13:27Our entry-level jobs require 10 years of experience, something you clearly don't have.
00:13:35Oh, thank you so much.
00:13:43I have been waiting for a resume like yours so I can try out my new paper shredder.
00:13:52Absolutely not.
00:13:53No housewives.
00:13:55Come back to me when you have a degree.
00:13:58I went to culinary school.
00:13:59Does this look like we need onions, chub?
00:14:02Get the hell out of my office!
00:14:04Now!
00:14:21Vernon?
00:14:23What are you doing here?
00:14:24I should be asking you the same thing.
00:14:27This is one of my companies.
00:14:30Well, it also happens to be the eighth company that's rejected me today.
00:14:35Apparently nobody wants to hire a washed-up housewife in her thirties.
00:14:40What if I offered you a job?
00:14:43I don't know.
00:14:44You're already letting me live with you.
00:14:46And according to Phillip, I'm useless, so you probably wouldn't want that at your company anyway.
00:14:50Hey, Chloe.
00:14:52Fuck what Phillip thinks.
00:14:54You need to believe in yourself.
00:15:01What would you have me do?
00:15:02You could be my personal assistant, to start.
00:15:08Okay, I'll give it a try.
00:15:10I just...
00:15:11I don't want to let you down.
00:15:14You can never let me down.
00:15:23Come on.
00:15:24Hey, boss.
00:15:43What's up with the lunchbox?
00:15:44I just feel like changing it up a little.
00:15:50Oh, why is he such in a good mood?
00:15:53Something's definitely going on with him.
00:15:57I don't know.
00:15:57Bernie, I need to have a work with you.
00:16:07What the hell is that food?
00:16:10Here, like this.
00:16:12These are private dishes from a three-Michelin star chef.
00:16:15Much better than that cheap garbage that you brought.
00:16:18Oh, I'm happy with what I brought.
00:16:23Bernie, we haven't had lunch together in so long.
00:16:28Priscilla, you can't just barge in here anytime you want.
00:16:32Oh, I'm sorry.
00:16:33I'm confused.
00:16:33It's not like you have an assistant who I can schedule time with you.
00:16:35Actually, I do.
00:16:37Chloe's my new assistant.
00:16:39Excuse me?
00:16:42What?
00:16:43You ran into your ex-husband's brother at a bar, and now you're living with him?
00:16:48And he's a billionaire.
00:16:49I'm just staying in his guest room until I figure out my situation.
00:16:54Being his personal assistant sounds like more than figuring out your situation.
00:16:58What else am I supposed to do, Diamond?
00:17:00No one else will hire me.
00:17:02I'm too old.
00:17:03You're literally 31.
00:17:05Exactly.
00:17:06Don't remind me.
00:17:10I wouldn't be surprised if you end up falling in love with him.
00:17:13He was just a young college kid when we first met.
00:17:16I definitely don't see him that way.
00:17:17That's weird.
00:17:22Let me call you back.
00:17:29Are you snooping?
00:17:43No, I'm cleaning.
00:17:45Since your place is so messy.
00:17:47What do you have in this closet, anyway?
00:17:50A skeleton?
00:17:51No, just some stuff.
00:17:54My question is, why are you cleaning my apartment?
00:17:57Because I am your assistant.
00:18:00Yeah, for business, not my maid.
00:18:02I don't know, I just hate being idle.
00:18:08When I have too much time on my hands, I think about Phillip.
00:18:09As my assistant, I have your first task.
00:18:13As my assistant, I have your first task.
00:18:16Yes, please. Anything.
00:18:18I'd like you to develop your own recipes. Share them on YouTube. I think you'd be a great food influencer.
00:18:23You could cook whatever you want.
00:18:26You should get started.
00:18:28Right now?
00:18:30Yeah. There's a camera in the bedroom.
00:18:36One day I'll tell you how I really feel, Chloe.
00:18:39My only wish is that you want me as much as I want you.
00:18:44Wow. This is a really nice camera.
00:18:49Maybe you shouldn't operate the camera.
00:18:51Yeah. I'll just stick to the cooking.
00:18:53Okay.
00:18:59She's all done. And doesn't she look fabulous?
00:19:04That's my video on my secret spice lasagna with fennel.
00:19:07I promise when you serve this, the only thing your guests will be saying is chef's kiss.
00:19:13See you next time.
00:19:18How was it?
00:19:19Perfection.
00:19:20Okay, good. I'm gonna take a break. I'm exhausted.
00:19:23Hey, Jackson. I'm about to upload and send you a link. I need you to have everyone in the company view and comment on it.
00:19:39I also want you to buy one million views for it. I want this to go viral by the end of the day.
00:19:45What video is it, sir?
00:19:48It's the next internet sensation.
00:19:50Hey, celebrity!
00:20:02Hi.
00:20:04Oh my god.
00:20:07You live here?
00:20:08Yeah.
00:20:09What's with the celebration stuff?
00:20:12Are you living under a rock?
00:20:15Girl, you're viral.
00:20:17Everyone loves chef's kiss with Chloe.
00:20:19What?
00:20:24V?
00:20:25Could it be...
00:20:26Wow. This food tastes amazing. How did Vernie get all these famous chefs here?
00:20:42I think they all wanted to try chef's kiss with Chloe, and I can't blame them.
00:20:47Do you see how many views she has on mine?
00:20:49This is incredible.
00:20:51It's so delicate and light on the taste buds.
00:20:54I think that this food looks pretty pedestrian.
00:20:57Priscilla, stop being so uptight.
00:21:00Jackson, why don't you get back to crunching numbers and leave the taste testing to those of us with a refined palate.
00:21:09Attention everyone, I'd like to introduce you to Chloe, the chef behind today's food and our new culinary influencer.
00:21:15I'm sorry. I'm confused. Why are we all standing around here admiring this food when the only place it belongs...
00:21:26Is in the trash.
00:21:31Priscilla, this needs to stop right now.
00:21:34How do we know this isn't just some fad?
00:21:37That you're not gambling away all the company's money on a bimbo housewife?
00:21:42What's that supposed to mean?
00:21:44No offense, but we specialize in high-end Michelin star type of restaurants.
00:21:50That's enough.
00:21:51You haven't even tried Chloe's cooking.
00:21:54Yeah, but you seem to be her number one fan.
00:21:59That's why, uh, you're letting her live with you, right?
00:22:13You're right.
00:22:15We are living together.
00:22:17Huh?
00:22:19I knew it.
00:22:23You know, it's really not a good look.
00:22:26Bernie, shacking up with your assistant.
00:22:32Was my assistant.
00:22:34What?
00:22:36Firing her already, I see.
00:22:37Oh, she's not being fired. I don't know where you got that idea.
00:22:41She's being promoted.
00:22:43What?
00:22:45I'm opening a restaurant and Chloe is going to run it.
00:22:47Really?
00:22:49What the actual hell?
00:22:53Slut.
00:22:58Hey, don't worry about her. She's just bitter.
00:23:00Yeah, she's a crabby and generally miserable person.
00:23:06Well, we have a meeting with Oren Winery. Chloe, we better get going.
00:23:12Looks like he's more her assistant than anything else.
00:23:15Yeah.
00:23:23Watch where you're going, you stupid little cow.
00:23:27Chloe?
00:23:28What the hell are you doing here?
00:23:31I'm here for business.
00:23:33Business?
00:23:35Oh, right, yeah. I heard your little cooking show is doing quite well.
00:23:39Surprised?
00:23:41Shocked to see someone actually likes your cooking, yeah.
00:23:44What are you doing here?
00:23:46Ordus Focus Project was just acquired, so, you know, checking in on my latest asset.
00:23:52You acquired it?
00:23:54Mm-hmm.
00:23:55Then I'm out.
00:23:56What?
00:23:58Being married to you is bad enough.
00:23:59I can't imagine being your business partner.
00:24:02You still are a stupid little bitch, I'd say, huh?
00:24:07Who's the, uh, sugar daddy funding your little hobby?
00:24:10I rely on myself.
00:24:12My talent is why investors want to work with me.
00:24:15Your talent?
00:24:16My talent is being the best at the house for the mythology of all theseβ¦
00:24:17...and for what you need to do, this is what we need to do at all theseβ¦
00:24:18I don't want to do it all, I'm a creo daddy who is my money at all.
00:24:19I'll tell you all.
00:24:20When the things are going because there are no money.
00:24:21I know I'm a kind of gross.
00:24:22If you're getting like real, you're not going to have to go for this.
00:24:23You're getting so gross and I'm a gross.
00:24:24You're getting so gross and I'm a gross.
00:24:25And I'm a bit worse.
00:24:26I'm getting great at all about here.
00:24:27I'm a gross, I'm a gross, I'm a gross.
00:24:28You're getting tired of my money at all, I'm a gross, but I'm a gross.
00:24:29Find out who's funding Chloe's business.
00:24:40Now!
00:24:51You're back early.
00:24:52I don't think the Oren Winery deal is going to work out.
00:24:55Philip is buying it.
00:24:56I swear, he's so desperate for new business right now.
00:25:01Anyways, enough about him.
00:25:03Go get ready.
00:25:04I have a surprise for you.
00:25:06You know I don't like surprises.
00:25:08You hit one million views in two days.
00:25:11That's a big deal.
00:25:14Okay.
00:25:14Give me five minutes.
00:25:25Thanks.
00:25:26Starting with dessert?
00:25:34That's how I like to celebrate.
00:25:35Indulge first.
00:25:38Good evening, sir.
00:25:39Madam.
00:25:40We'll take your nicest bottle of champagne.
00:25:42We'll hop it out right away.
00:25:43What are you doing?
00:25:53You're surprising me when you know I don't like surprises.
00:25:57Oh my god.
00:25:58You know, I haven't seen you smile like this since we were kids.
00:26:09Well, that's because you've been in Europe for the past ten years.
00:26:11Why is there no one else in this restaurant?
00:26:22Because it's yours.
00:26:28Surprise.
00:26:29Why is Vernon being so nice to me?
00:26:45I never thought I'd own my own restaurant.
00:26:47I can think of one reason.
00:26:49Because he has a big crush on you.
00:26:51No.
00:26:53I'm his brother's ex-wife.
00:26:55Why would a young, handsome guy like that have a crush on little old me?
00:26:59Hey.
00:27:00Stop calling yourself old.
00:27:02Okay.
00:27:03Maybe you just picked the wrong brother.
00:27:05What are you talking about?
00:27:07I can't date Vernon.
00:27:09Why not?
00:27:11You're overthinking it.
00:27:12You just need to trust your instincts.
00:27:16We're not open yet.
00:27:20Hi, Vernon.
00:27:22Priscilla.
00:27:24Cute place.
00:27:25Not something I would have invested in, but I'm not the boss.
00:27:29This place looks amazing, Chloe.
00:27:31I had to bring Priscilla over here to take a look.
00:27:33We'll win her over eventually.
00:27:37Can't wait.
00:27:38I can hardly get a raise and you get a whole restaurant.
00:27:41What a charmed life you have.
00:27:43Well, I gotta get back to the office, Vernie.
00:27:46Talk soon.
00:27:47Talk soon.
00:28:03Jane, dear.
00:28:05It's so good to see you.
00:28:06I have a restaurant that I need you to review.
00:28:11Why didn't you tell me that Philip Gray's ex-wife is now running her own restaurant?
00:28:16You know her?
00:28:17I know her very well, but I know her ex-husband even better.
00:28:26So she really is just a washed-up ex-housewife shacking up with the brother.
00:28:32I have an idea that'll end this once and for all.
00:28:35Beep it.
00:28:46Hi, welcome to Chef's Kiss.
00:28:48Oh, are you okay?
00:28:50Can I just sit down here for a while?
00:28:52I'm hypoglycemic.
00:28:53Of course.
00:28:56Wait here a moment.
00:28:57I'll grab you a glass of hot chocolate.
00:28:58here on the house
00:29:05what are you doing here how dare you speak to her with that tone
00:29:14this is jane winters the famous food critic
00:29:17she could end your restaurant like that
00:29:20no wonder your husband dumped you
00:29:23you clearly have pretty tacky taste by evidence of this month's
00:29:28monstrosity of a restaurant bring me the signature dish first
00:29:32if there is a signature dish
00:29:35sure just a moment
00:29:40what is this garbage
00:29:51it's our signature lasagna it's made with special spices and double cheese
00:29:56your restaurant is famous for such junk food
00:30:00oh you're an influencer of course you can't actually cook
00:30:05but it's just so gross
00:30:09what's going on here
00:30:16vernie i invited the famous food critic jane
00:30:20she's so in demand but i thought she'd be perfect for chef's kiss
00:30:26you don't like the food here
00:30:28it just doesn't say anything there's no pizzazz
00:30:32i think it says a lot
00:30:35sorry the high-end culinary world has its own set of definitions and rules
00:30:42i've been to a lot of fancy restaurants
00:30:44but her food is unique and warm
00:30:46i think you should at least try
00:30:49no
00:30:49no need
00:30:51i'm leaving now
00:30:53excuse me
00:30:55could i try the lasagna
00:30:56of course
00:30:58whatever
00:31:01this tastes like my late wife's cooking
00:31:11it has such a warmth
00:31:14chloe your food is so down to earth
00:31:19the common folks seem to love it
00:31:21it's my honor to cook for everyone
00:31:23thank you for your compliment sir
00:31:26and i'm sorry about your wife
00:31:28miss real good food has nothing to do with michelin stars or fancy presentation
00:31:35food should appeal to the taste buds
00:31:37old man do you know who we are
00:31:41your opinion doesn't matter here
00:31:45but boss i'm sorry i'm late
00:31:47i got stuck in traffic
00:31:49it's an honor to meet you mr portman
00:31:53this is the culinary legend you asked me to invite
00:31:57mr mark portman
00:32:00mark portman as in the master chef who wrote american taint
00:32:05mr portman i have heard so much about you you are such a legend
00:32:12child your cooking amazed me and your character touched my soul
00:32:19the only thing i like better than good food is genuine people
00:32:24my wife's cooking tasted like love
00:32:30i'd give this restaurant three michelin stars
00:32:34but if i could
00:32:36personally i'd give it ten
00:32:38thank you mr portman
00:32:41you deserved it
00:32:46from now on chloe will be the main consultant for food services and restaurant investments
00:32:54clearly she's the best thing that's happened to this company in a long time
00:33:00congratulations chloe i can't wait to be working with you i'll make sure to make your transition at the company seamless
00:33:07i promise
00:33:13valentine's day date spot
00:33:15culinary master mark portman visits chef's kiss restaurant
00:33:18he gives it a full five star review
00:33:20do you get any new information on chloe's sponsor yet
00:33:33sorry boss i couldn't find anything
00:33:36damn it what am i paying you for
00:33:38i just need some more time
00:33:40boss
00:33:40okay i i want her restaurant shut down now
00:33:44you got it
00:33:44what are you doing here
00:33:58hey baby doll
00:34:00nice place you got here
00:34:05get out
00:34:07tell me how could someone like you
00:34:09afford a place like this
00:34:11i don't have to explain myself to you
00:34:13come come on baby
00:34:14there's not a way to treat your ex-husband
00:34:17what are you doing
00:34:18i'm sorry okay
00:34:21i can't help myself sometimes you're just
00:34:25so beautiful
00:34:27i just
00:34:35i really miss you sometimes but
00:34:38well you lost your chance
00:34:44okay stop it okay
00:34:45i regret it is that what you want to hear
00:34:47just stop all these silly games and come back to me
00:34:52get out
00:34:55now
00:34:56those the games you want to play you little slut
00:34:59game on
00:35:02seems like she's not over her ex-husband after all
00:35:15vernie is gonna love this
00:35:19call for me boss
00:35:22jackson take a seat
00:35:24you're a ladies man right jackson
00:35:27i guess you could say that
00:35:29why do you ask
00:35:30because i need some advice
00:35:31for a friend
00:35:32hmm
00:35:33he wants to
00:35:35express his feelings to a girl
00:35:37but he's not really sure
00:35:38how to approach it
00:35:39you're talking about yourself right
00:35:41do you want this quarter's bonus
00:35:43got it
00:35:45your friend
00:35:48why doesn't he
00:35:50take her to the movies
00:35:51book a whole theater to impress her maybe
00:35:53that sounds kind of lame
00:35:55it's always worked for me
00:35:57but you're still
00:35:58single
00:35:58right
00:35:59okay
00:36:02yeah let's book an entire theater
00:36:04fill it with flowers
00:36:05and have it catered by
00:36:06a three-star michelin restaurant
00:36:08on it so
00:36:10what do you want priscilla
00:36:19i just have some news that i think you'll find
00:36:23fascinating
00:36:24your little hussy
00:36:28went on a date with her ex-husband on valentine's day
00:36:31you do know taking photos of people without their permission is illegal right
00:36:37i was just trying to protect you
00:36:39i know she's divorced
00:36:41i could care less
00:36:42then why keep holding on to
00:36:48an older woman who's clearly still in love with her ex
00:36:51stay out of this priscilla
00:36:55i'm warning you
00:36:56vernie
00:37:00why is she still seeing that fucking jerk
00:37:07he doesn't serve you chloe
00:37:21come on please
00:37:23bernie i had to follow you to make sure you're okay
00:37:27come on
00:37:28if you're here
00:37:30take me home please
00:37:33gladly
00:37:34keep
00:37:35keep
00:37:36weird
00:37:47why isn't bernan responding to me
00:37:49i'm with priscilla
00:37:53not gonna be coming home tonight
00:37:55sorry
00:37:58the number you are dialing is busy
00:38:00he never ignores my calls
00:38:03something weird is going on
00:38:05hi welcome to hotel casanova
00:38:21well are you chloe from chef's kiss
00:38:25uh yeah i am
00:38:27i'm such a fan i've been trying to get a reservation but it's been so difficult
00:38:31oh well you're welcome anytime just call tomorrow and i'll get you in
00:38:34are you serious
00:38:35yeah
00:38:36it okay if i get a selfie with you
00:38:38of course
00:38:39all right thank you my friends are going to flip when i find i'm at the chloe from chef's kiss
00:38:49yeah anytime um actually do you mind doing me a favor
00:38:54yeah
00:38:55this is for miss priscilla do you happen to know which room she's in
00:38:59i can look it up for you
00:39:01how did she meet
00:39:13you bitch you're gonna pay for that
00:39:25chloe is it you
00:39:29i need you
00:39:32it's okay i'm here
00:39:33that's all
00:39:34you think you can fuck your ex and then get with his brother
00:39:37vernie deserves better than your whore ass
00:39:40get the hell out of our way
00:39:41and stay away from vernon
00:39:43oh my god
00:39:56you're happy
00:39:57my shoes
00:40:00okay
00:40:02my pants
00:40:09okay
00:40:11okay
00:40:12wait chloe
00:40:31stay with me
00:40:35vernon i guess i could stay a little bit
00:40:44vernon you're drunk
00:40:52vernon i guess i could stay a little bit
00:41:03you can only blow on to me
00:41:05you can only blow on to me
00:41:22but i could sit here
00:41:34and do i can write
00:41:35not really but you seem pretty bothered by the fact that it isn't there
00:41:36you can listen to me
00:41:39to cabrage
00:41:41no
00:41:41therito
00:41:52by the fact that I met up with Philip.
00:41:54You met up with Philip?
00:41:57Why?
00:41:58He came to the restaurant last night trying to win me back.
00:42:02I want you to have anything to do with him ever again.
00:42:04Don't worry, I told him to fuck off.
00:42:08Listen, Chloe, I usually don't you for-
00:42:11Vernon-
00:42:12Usually don't get in the morning to get that drunk.
00:42:13No, Vernon, I-
00:42:14Uh, you-
00:42:16You just-
00:42:18Oh.
00:42:19It tends to happen in the morning.
00:42:22Mm-hmm.
00:42:23Can you grab me my pants?
00:42:25I feel like I did my duty last night dragging around town, but-
00:42:37I think I need to help putting him on.
00:42:41You're being bad.
00:42:47Look at this.
00:42:49Priscilla will stoop to any level to try to ruin me.
00:42:52She sent this from your phone.
00:42:54What the fuck?
00:42:57She must have taken advantage of me when I was drunk.
00:43:02I promise this will never happen again.
00:43:06Yesterday I rented out a whole movie theater for us and-
00:43:09What?
00:43:14I-
00:43:19From now on, you belong to me.
00:43:34No more Priscilla or Phillip.
00:43:37I could do this all day.
00:43:51Wait, where are you going?
00:43:53Wait, where are you going?
00:43:55Um, we can't get too distracted.
00:43:58We both have work today.
00:44:00You're a tease.
00:44:02I'm making breakfast.
00:44:05You have no idea how much I've waited for this.
00:44:08Tonight, you'll know everything.
00:44:10You were right.
00:44:15About what?
00:44:16We kissed.
00:44:17What?
00:44:18Oh my god.
00:44:19Tell me everything.
00:44:20Tell me.
00:44:21Amazing.
00:44:22Phillip's never kissed me like that.
00:44:23I can't even put it into words.
00:44:24It was like magic.
00:44:26Oh my god.
00:44:27I'm so jealous.
00:44:29I need a man.
00:44:31I need a man.
00:44:32But I'm so happy for you.
00:44:37That's so weird.
00:44:39What?
00:44:40It's just...
00:44:41The storage room.
00:44:42I still feel like there's something he doesn't want me to see.
00:44:47Anyway.
00:44:48Do you want to get brunch?
00:44:49Yes!
00:44:50I need you to tell me everything.
00:44:51Wow, I can get used to coming home with such wonderful cooking.
00:45:05I finished at the restaurant early, so I thought I'd surprise you with something special.
00:45:09Especially since we missed Valentine's Day yesterday.
00:45:11Which will never happen again.
00:45:13I swear on it.
00:45:16Wait!
00:45:17Don't go into the living room yet.
00:45:18I have a surprise for you.
00:45:20It is.
00:45:22I've never hadissed for you.
00:45:23It's a baby.
00:45:24It's a baby.
00:45:25It's a baby.
00:45:26It's a baby.
00:45:27It's a baby.
00:45:28It's a baby.
00:45:29I have the baby.
00:45:30It's a baby.
00:45:31I have a baby.
00:45:32It's a baby.
00:45:33It's a baby.
00:45:34It's a baby.
00:45:35I have the baby.
00:45:36And I didn't know.
00:45:37Well my heart...
00:45:38I've spent so many holidays and birthdays alone that I forgot what it's like to be comfortable
00:45:43with someone.
00:45:44And I didn't know...
00:45:47Well you can get used to it now that you're with me.
00:45:49to now that you're with me i think i'm ready to show you something you've always wondered
00:45:58what's in that closet right
00:46:19dear chloe it's my first year away from you i bought this with the money i saved
00:46:41happy birthday missing you vernon
00:46:49dear chloe it's been two years i bought this with the money i earned not sure if you like it
00:46:59dear chloe here's another card that i probably won't send out
00:47:03happy birthday anyways thinking of you vernon
00:47:10this dress is beautiful throughout the years i'd buy things that reminded me of you
00:47:19chloe i finally have enough money to spoil you now every wish every dream you've ever wanted will now come true
00:47:27me
00:47:31vernon
00:47:35chloe
00:47:37i have to tell you something
00:47:45i've loved you for 10 years
00:47:57why didn't you say something sooner from the moment i saw you i was in love
00:48:09but you were with philip i was worried that she wouldn't love me back
00:48:15vernon i'm just an old housewife you deserve someone younger and prettier hey chloe
00:48:20you were the one for me
00:48:23you were the one for me i've seen you at your lowest and you brightened up my life
00:48:29i love you
00:48:34after philip i never thought i'd find love
00:48:39or love myself again
00:48:40and then you came along
00:48:48i'll never leave you
00:49:00wait
00:49:02you're v aren't you my first youtube subscriber
00:49:06it didn't take a detective to figure that one out huh
00:49:11i'll always be your first fan
00:49:25you
00:49:25you
00:49:35you
00:49:53sir none of the records indicate who's paying for the restaurant
00:49:57you are
00:49:57fucking useless alan get the out of my office and don't come back to you have something you got it
00:50:05who is it somebody has anger issues
00:50:15who the hell are you
00:50:17i think we both want a certain bitch taken down a few pegs
00:50:21you wouldn't be talking about my ex-wife would you
00:50:24how did you guess
00:50:26okay stop playing games what do you have
00:50:28just some intel on her relationship with your little brother
00:50:35what do you think you're going to do with your little sister-in-law
00:50:45she's probably cheating on me within that whole time i was married to her
00:50:48okay relax
00:50:49i'm here to help
00:50:51i'm sorry who are you again
00:50:53just somebody who wants to be your future sister-in-law
00:51:05i don't know how you cook so well this is so difficult
00:51:11seriously
00:51:12you built a multi-billion dollar company from the ground up
00:51:15this is just lasagna
00:51:18well maybe we could do something we're both good at
00:51:20it's a car back for you get in and come see me or you're going to regret it
00:51:37keep an eye on this on yet but i gotta make a call
00:51:40okay don't take too long
00:51:42this has got to stop philip
00:51:50i have to say i'm a little shocked to see you leave me for my brother right after dumping me
00:51:55we're divorced
00:51:56he's my brother
00:51:59prove to me you didn't fuck him while we're married
00:52:02when we were married i never thought of him like that
00:52:05but you know what i wish i had
00:52:08i wish i'd fucked him every single day we were together so that you would be hurting more right now
00:52:14you shameless old
00:52:16bitch
00:52:19i'm gonna regret the day you fucked him that you understand that
00:52:22you lay one hand on me and i'm gonna call the police
00:52:26or you just call my brother
00:52:28it's a shame we didn't have another brother
00:52:30then you just fucked him too you little slut
00:52:35you're so pathetic
00:52:36all you have to show off is money
00:52:42all your money is from your family all of my money is from hard work
00:52:49leave Vernon in three days or don't blame me for being cruel
00:52:55i'd like to see you try something
00:52:57you're weak philip
00:52:59you're just a sad little man child who will never be more than a trust fund baby
00:53:06i've been waiting for your call ready to hear my plan
00:53:17i'm listening
00:53:18is the plan in place i told you yes now give me my money you know i'm only doing this because
00:53:27my wife is in the hospital yeah yeah here's a hundred thousand dollars you'll get the other
00:53:32half when the job is done
00:53:40chloe give your restaurant a chef's kiss goodbye
00:53:49sorry we're close
00:53:53ma'am we received a report that chef's kiss may be using expired ingredients
00:53:59may we take a look there's no way but of course you can look
00:54:03oh this flower expired three months ago
00:54:22wait there's no way
00:54:23we're gonna need you to come with us
00:54:27what
00:54:32hey babe
00:54:33Vernon something terrible has happened please come now
00:54:45how dare they use expired ingredients they don't give a fuck about us
00:54:48they would do anything for money
00:55:00how could i be so careless
00:55:02you're not
00:55:04hey we'll get through this okay
00:55:07well i feel like i let you down
00:55:10you believed in me so much
00:55:11i still do
00:55:13a chef's kiss isn't going anywhere
00:55:15i feel like something's not adding up here
00:55:23you know maybe philip was right
00:55:25maybe i am just a fuck up
00:55:26hey chloe
00:55:28don't say that
00:55:31we'll get through this together okay
00:55:34trust me
00:55:35after checking the security footage i found the culprit chloe
00:55:51it's no other than your sous chef here peter
00:55:54i don't know what you're talking about
00:55:56you think one of the most popular restaurants wouldn't have security cameras
00:56:07yes i
00:56:08i did that nasty thing for money
00:56:13who put you up to it
00:56:14i don't know i swear i'm telling the truth
00:56:17she wore a babushka medeskanaya maska
00:56:22i i only did it because my wife is sick
00:56:26i only got a hundred thousand
00:56:29that's not enough
00:56:32i'm sorry miss chloe
00:56:37it's okay
00:56:40i'll cover your wife's medical expenses
00:56:42what mr gray miss chloe thank you
00:56:53i'll see the police right away i will make this right
00:56:59thank you
00:56:59the truth about the expired flour incident at chef's kiss restaurant
00:57:15a chef at chef's kiss switched the flour and then turned himself into the police
00:57:20what the hell that loser actually turned himself in
00:57:23what the hell is going on priscilla i thought you said you had this handled
00:57:31i did i didn't think he'd go to the fleece
00:57:33well maybe i should handle this so i can actually get something done
00:57:40hello
00:57:46ah damn it
00:57:47someone's disrupting the market
00:57:57who would do something like this
00:57:58no one would stoop so low except my fucking brother
00:58:03who's there
00:58:11jackson gather all the reports
00:58:13we need to stop my brother as soon as possible
00:58:17already getting tired of my little brother are you coming running back to me
00:58:21what the hell are you doing to vernon
00:58:23i want you some business philip
00:58:24business my ass
00:58:26yeah i guess i'm having a little fun destroying my brother's company
00:58:31he's your brother philip are you really this cold-hearted
00:58:34as cold-hearted as you leaving me for my brother
00:58:37you cheated on me
00:58:38just please leave him alone okay
00:58:44he's a good person
00:58:46oh how touching
00:58:48i don't give a fuck bitch
00:58:49that little business vernon's running if you don't leave him
00:58:52it's turning to dust
00:58:56okay
00:58:59i promise to leave vernon
00:59:01but you have to promise to never hurt him again
00:59:09i made you my special tiramisu
00:59:12wow you've never ceased to amaze me
00:59:20so you're at the office today
00:59:22how did you know
00:59:23oh you left a whole lunch outside my door
00:59:27sorry about that it was an accident
00:59:30here
00:59:31try some
00:59:32it tastes just like it did 10 years ago
00:59:41i want to eat your food every day for the rest of my life
00:59:47i'll be right back
00:59:48hey chloe
00:59:51you okay
00:59:53yeah
01:00:02i love you vernon
01:00:08i'm sorry i have to leave but you promise
01:00:11it's for the best
01:00:20chloe
01:00:21just came by to grab click light
01:00:25chloe
01:00:25chloe
01:00:31chloe
01:00:33chloe are you in there
01:00:39thank you for all of your support
01:00:41but i'm sorry to tell you that i have to stop uploading and shut down chef's kit
01:00:48what is going on chloe
01:00:55not now priscilla
01:01:03what's wrong bernie you look super upset
01:01:06i can't seem to find chloe anywhere she's not at home or the restaurant
01:01:10well i wouldn't waste your time looking for her i think that ship has already sailed
01:01:15what does that mean
01:01:16i think she got back together with her ex-husband
01:01:22looks like she liked the life of being a dumb housewife over being an entrepreneur
01:01:26she wouldn't do that
01:01:28i don't care about competing with my shithead brother
01:01:31all i want is chloe
01:01:33now tell me where she is
01:01:36philip told her if she didn't leave you you destroy your company
01:01:39bitch is leaving your life
01:01:46chloe
01:01:52please come back to me
01:01:55am i imagining this
01:01:57please chloe
01:01:58this is a public service announcement for chloe gray
01:02:02chloe please come back to me
01:02:04there's no way
01:02:05beautiful woman please tell her to come back to me
01:02:08i've loved her for 10 years and she's all that i want
01:02:12i'll be at chef's kiss waiting for you chloe
01:02:14please come home
01:02:20is that the owner of chef's kiss
01:02:23that's vena gray oh my god he's so handsome
01:02:27why would she leave him
01:02:29my life is meaningless without you chloe
01:02:33please come back to me
01:02:34oh my god she needs to go to him
01:02:37chloe
01:02:38it seems like he really loves you
01:02:41that kind of love is so rare
01:02:42don't run away from it
01:02:52are you kidding me
01:02:53don't leave vernon
01:02:55chloe is the news true that you're leaving vernon
01:02:58treasure those who love you
01:03:12you're all i'll ever need
01:03:26you're all i'll ever need
01:03:33i know what i need to do now
01:03:41i hope that worked
01:03:44chloe please come back to me
01:03:46chloe
01:03:52chloe
01:03:52vernon
01:04:00i don't know what i was thinking
01:04:03please never leave me again
01:04:05i didn't want to but
01:04:07philip was threatening me
01:04:08and i didn't want you to get hurt
01:04:10hey everything's okay now
01:04:13i love you
01:04:15i love you too
01:04:25come on
01:04:34i have to go deal with my scumbag brother
01:04:54i'll be back soon
01:04:55i'll be back soon
01:05:01venture capitalist
01:05:03vernon gray
01:05:03and youtube sensation
01:05:05chloe's romantic love story
01:05:06spanning a decade
01:05:07so touching
01:05:08teach us bread a lesson
01:05:11no need to bother
01:05:13i'm right here
01:05:14vernon
01:05:15it's been a while philip
01:05:16you could have had any woman
01:05:22you decided to choose her
01:05:24leaving her to you was my biggest mistake
01:05:27give me a break
01:05:28you were just a little college brat back then
01:05:30so what
01:05:31i knew i could love her better than you ever could
01:05:39if you've forgotten i'm your brother
01:05:41you want to fight me for her okay
01:05:43don't you ever bad mouth her again
01:05:48you hear me
01:05:49i'm not the same person that i used to be philip
01:05:53you don't want to mess with me
01:05:56this is your final warning
01:06:05i'm ready for whatever you want to throw at me philip
01:06:07jackson go ahead
01:06:13sir someone's trying to take over our company and short our stocks
01:06:16it's a disaster
01:06:18i'll be right there
01:06:21chloe
01:06:22it's philip isn't it
01:06:24don't worry
01:06:25i'll take care of this
01:06:27this time i want to fight with you
01:06:30i'm not scared of him anymore
01:06:33i don't want to drag you into this mess
01:06:35he's been a bully my entire life
01:06:38if it's your fight then it's my fight too
01:06:45do you know why i divorced philip
01:06:47because he cheated on you
01:06:49bingo
01:06:50but now he's telling everybody that i cheated on him
01:06:54but i think we could use that to our advantage
01:06:57what are you saying
01:07:00no matter how strong philip thinks he is
01:07:03lust will always be his achilles heel
01:07:07hey guys i'm chloe
01:07:12i'm sure by now you've all seen the 10-year promise
01:07:14my ex is trying to take away the happiness that i've worked so hard for
01:07:22so i want to tell you why i ended my marriage
01:07:27and why i had to temporarily shut down my restaurant
01:07:32it all started around a month ago when i caught my husband cheating on me
01:07:37fuck we're a piece of garbage
01:07:39cheating and forcing his wife out
01:07:40and he's the ceo of gray group
01:07:42this image is ruined
01:07:44who does this guy think he is constantly gaslighting his ex-wife
01:07:47scumbag must die
01:07:49so that's my side of the story
01:08:01how's it going
01:08:02well it seems like philip has hurt a lot of women
01:08:05they don't want to talk when they hear his name
01:08:07how about you
01:08:13looks like things are going well
01:08:14maybe it's time for me to step up my game
01:08:17use some of my charm
01:08:18what do you mean
01:08:20obviously use my good looks to just make them feel comfortable
01:08:23enough to talk to me
01:08:25not a chance
01:08:26no
01:08:27why not
01:08:31excuse me
01:08:32are you looking for evidence of phil gray's affair
01:08:35yeah do you have any information
01:08:37yeah
01:08:38i have evidence against that jerk
01:08:41he did more than cheat on his wife
01:08:43he assaulted several women at work
01:08:46then he fired them after sleeping with them
01:08:49to keep them quiet
01:08:56thank you for coming to us
01:09:00the gray group's ceo's shocking scandal
01:09:02betraying and gaslighting his ex-wife
01:09:04forcing her to give up property division
01:09:07and even accused of assault
01:09:08the gray group's stock price is plummeting
01:09:11what a fucking idiot
01:09:13i think i underestimated vernon and his bitch
01:09:20you've reached philip
01:09:21please leave a message
01:09:27i think i have to go into hiding
01:09:35ma'am
01:09:36it's evidence connecting you to the expired flower case
01:09:40at chef kiss restaurant
01:09:42you need to come with us please
01:09:43what no no i don't know anything about that and that has
01:09:47nothing to do with me i don't know anything about that
01:09:50fuck
01:09:52can you get away with this
01:09:54sir
01:09:55you cannot just throw things anymore anything you break you have to pay for
01:10:00alan get the fuck out of my office
01:10:05this is not your office okay the board has kicked you out remember
01:10:09what are you talking about
01:10:14what are you here for to laugh at me
01:10:16there's nothing funny here
01:10:18i just see a sad little man
01:10:20i'm just here to tell you that all your assets have been foreclosed
01:10:28spare me the fake sympathy
01:10:30i can tell by the smug smile on your face you're happy about this aren't you
01:10:34yeah i guess i am happy
01:10:35me and all the women that you've fucked over throughout the years
01:10:38are happy to see you get what you deserved
01:10:39oh please those are all lies
01:10:41i've never harmed one in my entire life
01:10:43lies really
01:10:44well i don't know what's falling faster
01:10:47your reputation or your stock prices
01:10:50philip your company is going bankrupt
01:10:54because of a stupid rumor on the internet
01:10:56this is what happens when you hurt people
01:10:57and believe there will be no consequences
01:11:01you reap what you sell philip
01:11:02here's to know more philip in our lives
01:11:17amen to that
01:11:24this is the state prison is this mr vernon gray
01:11:27yes
01:11:28miss priscilla taylor hopes you can bail her out
01:11:31i'm sorry i think she'll have to find someone else for that
01:11:37what was that about
01:11:38let's just say we don't have to worry about priscilla anymore
01:11:41i'll drink to that
01:11:42i could think of a better way to celebrate than wine
01:11:55all right and now everyone can see how dough ferments
01:12:04vernon gray i am pleased to inform you that your slut is on our way to meet a rat
01:12:24say bye-bye chloe
01:12:27chloe
01:12:27chloe
01:12:34chloe
01:12:35oh my god it's a bomb
01:12:36go go get out of here
01:12:48hey how are you big brother
01:12:49i knew you were crazy but i never thought you would resort to murder
01:12:57you fucking asshole
01:13:01what was that
01:13:05don't bother the only person's life you ruined was your own
01:13:19i'll teach you a lesson
01:13:28bitch
01:13:34lapd stop your vehicle please pull over immediately
01:13:41no
01:13:41there's nothing left to say you're going to live the rest of your life in misery and regret
01:13:53hope you enjoy it philip
01:14:01goodbye philip
01:14:02okay so the next step is
01:14:17what's that looks like an engagement ring
01:14:21is chef's kiss getting proposed too
01:14:26my dear chloe
01:14:28i know you don't like surprises but
01:14:30oh my god bernan
01:14:33this is a surprise i can handle
01:14:36chloe
01:14:40you're the only one i want to spend my life with
01:14:43hopefully drama free from now on
01:14:50will you be my wife
01:14:51my love we are here
01:14:58so lucky to have you
01:14:59i was lucky as me
01:15:02we'll write the story you see in the movies
01:15:08we'll have a strong love the whole world dreams of
01:15:13we'll never give up you'll be enough for me
01:15:17i'll give you my heart my love you see
01:15:23you're all i'll ever need
01:15:26you
01:15:32i'll be
01:15:34you
01:15:35i'll be
01:15:35you
01:15:36you
01:15:36i'll be
01:15:36you
01:15:37you
01:15:39you
01:15:39You