00:00Welcome to ECW!
00:11I'm Joey Stiles.
00:19And, well, well...
00:23Excuse me!
00:30Excuse me!
00:44Guess what, Joey?
00:46Guess who's taking over this segment?
00:49That's who...
00:50Stop. Just shut up.
00:52It's bad enough that I have to deal with Cyrus.
00:59I don't take you seriously enough to spend time out here with you.
01:05It's Friday night. I'm in New Hampshire.
01:11And I've got better things to do than waste my time talking to a pissant like you.
01:29Where do you think you're going, you fat, no-talent punchball?
01:34I don't want to kill you!
01:36I don't want to kill you!
01:38I don't want to kill you!
01:41I don't want to kill you!
01:42I don't want to kill you!
01:43And, you know, Joey?
01:46When we used to manage the Dudleys,
01:48everybody knows that I wrote all your material.
01:53I wrote so much of your material that they made me a Dudley.
01:57You were never a Dudley.
01:59You want to know about 3D?
02:01I'll tell you all about 3D.
02:04I was a Dudley.
02:06I was a Dangerously.
02:08And now I am the death of Joel Gardner.
02:16You know what?
02:18To be quite honest,
02:20I never liked you when you were a Dudley.
02:27I couldn't stand you as a rip-off of Paul E. Dangerously.
02:42In fact, when you joined the network as one of their stooge,
02:49I mean, as their music consultant,
02:53I really hated you.
02:57The network can use a music consultant.
03:02In fact, Cyrus could use somebody
03:05to teach him how to play an instrument.
03:09The only thing I'm wondering is,
03:12what instrument do you play for Cyrus?
03:18The skin flute?
03:24Or the meat whistle?
03:26This Sunday night at Anarchy Rules,
03:34there's going to be no ass of yours
03:36left for Cyrus to kick
03:39because I'm going to kick it all
03:41right now.
03:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
04:13We'll see you Sunday, Joel Gerger.
04:28We'll see you Sunday.
