00:00I do work at a diner. I'm a waitress. I make a steady paycheck.
00:03Okay, fine, yeah. I'm going to cede your AD so I can run your credit check.
00:07Full disclosure, my credit score is currently a little...
00:09No, no, it doesn't matter. As long as you have a job, arms and a leg, the system will approve you.
00:16Are you having a heart attack?
00:21Oh my god, ma'am!
00:22Are you okay?
00:23Are you? I've never seen a credit score this low.
00:26Well, I, you know, when I went to business school, I didn't have to take a loan.
00:32I'm, you know, trying to figure out how to make everything bad.
00:35So bad, it's great. It's so bad.
00:38I know, I know. You got problems.
00:39You act like we in Beverly Hills or somewhere. Girl, you in the hood too.
00:43Listen, listen, listen. I have an idea.
00:45What if we combine our scores?
00:46Her and I have been living together for...
00:48We've been together for seven years of common law marriage in any other state.
00:52So we're trying to give you an opportunity to embrace something innovative.
00:55Oh, wow.
00:56Yes. Me and my wife...
00:57Wife?
00:58...would like to get a loan together.
01:00Oh, lesbians. Congratulations.
01:03Progressive. Great for the company. Great for us. It's a good line.
01:06But no, no, no, no, no. Not a chance.
01:08And you know what? You guys are old.
01:10Way too old not to understand how credit works, ladies.
01:14Just get it together.
01:15Oh, sweetie, you love to get it together.
01:17You'll get it together, honey.
01:18You know what? Denied.
01:19Why are you acting so up here?
01:20You ain't nothing about the hood, right?
01:22Yeah.
01:22You're denied. You're void.
01:23Denied.
01:23You're void.
01:24Denied.
01:25Let's go.
01:25I'm going to kick your ass.
01:26Let's go.
01:26I'm going to let her.
01:27Let her go.
01:28You lucky she holding me back.
01:29Well, you gave me a good laugh, man.
01:31We're above this.
01:32We're above it.
01:33I'm so high, I'm in the sky.
01:36Oh, my God.
01:36I'm so blessed, I'm not stressed.
01:39Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful couple.
01:42Don't ever eat Steve's chips again, because your breath stinks.
01:45Come on.
01:45Goodwill.
01:50All right.
01:50What do you think?
01:53We'll do.
02:00Okay, so we'll play with you.
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