00:00Ha! Old boy!
00:30Oh onun!
00:52I munkye my socks!
00:57Skill, bravery, an ambulance standing by, qualities only found in the extreme sportsman.
01:19And there is no better test of these qualities than the extreme sport of rock climbing.
01:27This high altitude sport requires a little help from a friend.
01:33The friend is one of many pieces of equipment needed by the rock climber.
01:37He also needs the quick draw.
01:41The quick draw.
01:43I said the quick draw.
01:45You're making me nervous.
01:46And remember, each piece of equipment is absolutely essential.
01:50Your fault.
01:51To tackle an extreme route, the climber must be well practiced in basic techniques,
01:56such as jamming, exiting, and face climbing.
02:07A good climber moves like an artful dancer, gracefully springing from handhold to foothold,
02:12foothold to handhold, looking up for handholds and down for footholds,
02:16and all with little or no handholding.
02:18What more?
02:19No hands.
02:20What are you doing!
02:21You'll fall!
02:22Whoa!
02:23Whoa!
02:24Huh?
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08:48Okay, we're gonna win for sure.
09:16What? But I can't.
09:28Oh boy, that'll get so damn I'm spinning.
09:46Oh boy.
09:48Oh boy.
09:50I'm pulled out of a half and half.
09:52Oh boy.
09:54Oh boy.
09:56Ah, that's...
10:26It works!
10:56It works!
11:06It works!
11:12It works!
11:28It works!
11:38It works!
11:43It works!
11:59It works!
12:13It works!
12:15It works!
12:19It works!
12:25It works!
12:31It works!
12:37Uh-oh.
13:02Hello.
13:07Oh
13:37We have a winner, and here is your prize.
14:07In a humble little house that needed some paint, lived a tired Mickey Mouse trying to sleep, but he can't.
14:25You see, the problems were plenty in this house that he had. The roof always creaked, and the draughts, they were bad.
14:32The furnace turned on with a clatter and clunk, making pipes sputter, steam, rattle, and plunk.
14:38With a slap and a bang, the shutters did slam. This noise continued ad nauseam.
14:45He rolled and he tossed under his pillow and sheets. Poor Mickey was wishing the sounds they would cease.
14:52I can't take this racket another night longer. I thought that I could, but I couldn't be wronger.
14:56He threw off his blankets and slunk to the sink.
14:59Perhaps I'll feel better after a drink.
15:02But the water came out in a way unexpected. It sprayed from the drain, and his face misdirected.
15:08He wiped off his mug in angry defeat.
15:11Oh, that's the last straw. My decision's complete.
15:13I'm fed up with clanking, curse-slamming, and squeaking, the whistling and knocking, and roof always creaking.
15:19Poor Mickey was irked. A bit peeved, you might say.
15:22His mind was made up that he must move away, so he gathered his things and emptied each drawer.
15:28The last thing he did was lock the front door.
15:30Then Pluto and he marched up the next street, where new houses stood, all spiffy and neat.
15:38He found a nice dwelling that drew his attention, with automatic devices of the latest invention.
15:43This house is electric, said the salesman with pride.
15:47If you push this red button, you'll travel inside.
15:51With the flick of a switch and the pull of a lever, the house, it transformed.
15:55This is really quite clever.
15:58The design's ergonomic, for comfort, you see.
16:01Grin the salesman as he pushed buttons one, two, and three.
16:05The furniture folds right into the wall.
16:08It makes a great shortcut into the hall.
16:10This kitchen is sparkling.
16:12It's synthetic steel.
16:13There's even a robot who can cook you a meal.
16:16But how do the floors here all stay so clean?
16:19Should dust ever settle, there's a vacuum machine.
16:22Are there shutters that bang, slap, rattle, or slam?
16:25Not a one, not a bit.
16:27Not at all, my good man.
16:28I'll take this new house, said Mickey with zeal.
16:32After escrow and closing, the contract was sealed.
16:35This newfangled house is now where I'll stay.
16:38He then thanked the salesman and sent him away.
16:41So Mickey settled back in his modern recliner, with buttons galore.
16:46Ah, what could be finer?
16:47Whatever he wanted was his right away.
16:50With a touch of a button, he got a snack tray.
16:53His chair, it reclined and rubbed his back,
16:55so then on came some music and dimmed the lights low.
17:00Said Mickey with a yawn as he scratched on his head.
17:03It's time for a bath.
17:05Then I'll toddle to bed.
17:07He pressed the red button and rolled across the floor.
17:09His chair went upstairs through the new bathroom door.
17:13With a splash and a splunk, the brushes did clean.
17:17What a wonderful thing, this bathing machine.
17:20Special arms then conveyed him off to his bed
17:23and tucked him in gently.
17:24Then a story was read.
17:27Mickey was cosy, all snuggled up tight.
17:30But he tossed and he turned,
17:32as his thoughts did excite of buttons and switches and movable stairs,
17:36computer controls on reclining chairs.
17:40There's so many things in this house with the play.
17:42I want to stay up.
17:43I'll just sleep in the day.
17:45He leapt from his covers and slid past the clock.
17:48He flung open the door but discovered it blocked.
17:50There stood the robot, its finger it wagged.
17:54Before Mickey knew it, by the seat he was grabbed.
17:57This just isn't right.
17:58I don't need a rest.
17:59I want to get up.
18:00Stop being a pest.
18:03Mickey scampered away, heading straight for the door.
18:06But the robot was fast and stopped him once more.
18:10Dead time is fine, but this is my house.
18:12You're making me angry.
18:13Don't cheese off this mouse.
18:16So he turned and he climbed out of the open window
18:19and snuck away quietly on tippy tiptoe.
18:22But little did he think that out in the back,
18:26the robot was waiting for another attack.
18:29Enough is enough.
18:30I'll take this no more.
18:31If you want to play rough, get ready for war.
18:36A bucket of water.
18:38That's just the right thing.
18:39When the robot comes in, call full of the string.
18:42Mickey readied his plan with his own little trap.
18:45The robot came in and then, with a snap,
18:47the bucket tipped over and water came out.
18:50It splashed and it soaked him completely throughout.
18:54He sparked and he fizzed that man made of steel.
18:57He jolted and bolted and began to unveil.
19:01Electricity surged in the house all about,
19:04zapping the circuits and shorting them out.
19:07Food from the fridge was flung in the air.
19:10It splattered and spattered in the poor mouse's hair.
19:14He ducked and he dodged, but he could not escape.
19:17The jelly that hid him was cherry, not grape.
19:22Back into the bath he was dragged very quick
19:24and repeatedly scrubbed with a soap on a stick.
19:28All sudsy and wet Mickey Mouse tried to flee,
19:31but the vacuum was now on a house-cleaning spree.
19:35The hoses, they swung, they flailed and they sucked.
19:38The brushes whooshed past, forcing Mickey to duck.
19:43He grabbed up a lamp and began to fight back.
19:45But right at that moment, the recliner attacked.
19:49Mechanical hands squeezed him up tight.
19:52But Mickey was valiant.
19:54He put up a fight.
19:56When things looked their bleakest and all hope seemed lost,
19:59Mickey picked up the chair and gave it a toss.
20:03It hit the controls and smashed them to bits.
20:05The buttons, they flashed and flickered in fits.
20:09Mickey spotted his chance to get safely away.
20:12He snatched up his dog and then he did say,
20:16This place is a monster, not what I'd call home.
20:18He watched that new house shake, sputter and groan.
20:22It fell with a crash.
20:24In less than a minute, he turned to his pup and said,
20:27Glad we weren't in it.
20:28Dejected and sad, they both strode away.
20:33Mickey and Pluto with nowhere to stay.
20:36The rays of the morning added some light,
20:39greeting Mickey Mouse with a warm, friendly sight.
20:43A little wood house that needed some paint.
20:46It wasn't quite perfect.
20:48But still, it was quaint.
20:50Oh, we could stay here, just for a while,
20:53said Mickey to Pluto with a wry little smile.
20:57Later that night, all warm in his bed,
21:00Mickey Mouse snuggled up as sleep came to his head.
21:04The furnace, it clanged, it rattled and shot.
21:07The shutters flew back, they slammed and knocked.
21:10The wind, it did whistle round the chimney, it moaned.
21:13But Mickey didn't stare,
21:15because he knew he was home.
21:20The wind, it moaned, it moaned.
21:50The muse, it was a great crucifixion that was alone.
21:52That's where the light was probably going.
21:53But didn't work.
21:58Fuck it out, I really struck out
21:59over there, they both
22:09Who is this world?
22:13So who's this world?
22:15Well, know, about you!
