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00:00:00I don't know what the hell is going to do.
00:00:05Shut up.
00:00:06You're a slut.
00:00:07Shut up.
00:00:08What are you doing?
00:00:09Shut up.
00:00:10Shut up.
00:00:11Shut up.
00:00:12Shut up.
00:00:13Shut up.
00:00:26I'm going to die.
00:00:28I'm going to die.
00:00:30I'm going to die.
00:00:31Shut up.
00:00:32Shut up.
00:00:33Shut up.
00:00:34Shut up.
00:00:36Shut up.
00:00:37Shut up.
00:00:38I'm going to die.
00:00:39I've been 70 years now.
00:00:41You are a slut.
00:00:43I'm going to die.
00:00:45I'm going to die.
00:00:46You're going to die.
00:00:48Go ahead.
00:00:49I'm going to give you a good guy.
00:00:52Here.
00:00:53You're a slut.
00:00:55Go.
00:00:57I'm sorry.
00:00:59I'm sorry.
00:01:01I'm sorry.
00:01:03I'm sorry.
00:01:05I'm sorry.
00:01:07I'm sorry.
00:01:09What's that sad?
00:01:13Who?
00:01:15I'm sorry.
00:01:17Wait.
00:01:19I'm sorry.
00:01:21I'm sorry.
00:01:23The woman.
00:01:25I'm sorry.
00:01:27I'm sorry.
00:01:29I'm sorry.
00:01:31I'm sorry.
00:01:33You can see me.
00:01:35We're leaving anything else.
00:01:37Okay.
00:01:39Let's go.
00:01:41I'm serious.
00:01:43I'm sorry.
00:01:45I'm sorry.
00:01:49You're here.
00:01:51You're here.
00:01:53You're here.
00:01:55I'll see you in a minute.
00:01:59You're paying money to fund your wife.
00:02:03You're just not a kid.
00:02:06You're a kid.
00:02:08You're a bad boy.
00:02:10You're a bad boy.
00:02:12You're a bad boy.
00:02:14You're a bad boy.
00:02:16If you're a kid, you'll get the other way.
00:02:18You'll get the one you and you'll be able to catch.
00:02:20I'm good for you.
00:02:25这身子竟然还穿着个杂儿,在七十年代,这可是掉脑袋的罪过。
00:02:33现在有人花二十块钱要娶一年,还有五十星两票,你就烧高香吧你啊,你要是不同意啊,我就把你这个事给偷弄出去。
00:02:46你要是不同意啊,我就把你这事给捅出去。
00:02:50你说,你说呀,你说去啊。
00:02:53来,行,行,行,不用你说啊,我来说。
00:02:58哎呀,乡亲们,你们快来看一看呀,我李凡啊,行,行,行,行,行了,行,行,行,干嘛呀你啊,你不先磕着,那我还先丢人呢,哎呀妈呀,行,行,行,行,行,我走,我走行吗?
00:03:16行,行,行,都算了吧,有什么好看的?
00:03:19行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,行,
00:03:49她再改来 你就拿鞋底子抽她
00:03:51你爹说得也对
00:03:56这未婚嫌孕
00:03:58他得被抓去批斗游街的
00:04:03小凡
00:04:05你告诉我
00:04:07这孩子到底是谁的呀
00:04:10这块记忆模糊呀
00:04:13我哪知道是谁的
00:04:15要不咱们去你姥姥家躲躲
00:04:17用不着 妈
00:04:19这事儿啊 我能摆平
00:04:21别哭了啊
00:04:23你说你一个大姑娘去
00:04:26这不是闹玩笑的事
00:04:30我这就去找她算账
00:04:33剩下兄弟 别打了 别打了
00:04:40杰哥 我这么多兄弟都看着你
00:04:42别打了
00:04:42我错了 杰哥
00:04:44杰哥
00:04:54杰哥 错了
00:04:56杰哥错了
00:04:59杰哥错了
00:05:01杰哥错了
00:05:02弟子
00:05:06弟子
00:05:09弟子
00:05:11弟子
00:05:18我知道了
00:05:19是打出来了
00:05:21杰哥
00:05:22我错了
00:05:23我真错了
00:05:24说
00:05:25十月八号为什么给我下手
00:05:27祸害那个黄花大公
00:05:30你到底是谁
00:05:30杰哥
00:05:31You can't stop me
00:05:33I'm a lot of people in the house
00:05:34You're a little bit confused
00:05:35We're like, we don't know what's the same thing
00:05:37I'm not sure what the hell I need
00:05:39I didn't understand what else
00:05:40I can't stop
00:05:41I don't understand what else
00:05:43I don't understand what else
00:05:44I don't understand what else
00:05:45You're not
00:05:46I don't understand
00:05:47This man, he's done
00:06:00According to my調查, it's probably the same as it is.
00:06:15It's usually not a flower, but it's a flower.
00:06:19Let it go, it's so easy.
00:06:22It's so easy.
00:06:26It's so cool.
00:06:27It's so cool.
00:06:28It's so cool.
00:06:30I'm so happy to meet you.
00:06:32I'm so happy to meet you.
00:06:34You're welcome.
00:06:36You should be here.
00:06:38I'm going to be here for the Three-X-X.
00:06:40I'm going to be here for the Three-X-X.
00:06:42It's so cool.
00:06:46You're going to be here for me?
00:06:48I'm going to be here for you.
00:06:49What's that?
00:06:51What's the matter?
00:06:52What's the matter?
00:06:55I'm going to be here for the Three-X-X-X.
00:06:57I'm coming to the Three-XX.
00:06:59妈的 够生了 看热闹是吧 我不打女人哪 哥 妈的 关店时刻就了 不是 杰哥 我说你国营饭店干那事 你自己心里没点鼻输啊
00:07:15你说那啥 然后那啥 可不咋的 不是那啥 还能是那啥 你都干那啥了 你还装啥呀 你
00:07:29我怀孕了 孩子是你的
00:07:34哥 天快下雨了 我回家搜衣服了 你们唠啊
00:07:44一生 这个浪天夜 下雨可别光
00:07:49诶 成了 这家伙果然年华惹草
00:07:54接下来 该说谎吧
00:08:04这下想起来了吧 你打算怎么办
00:08:14敢做不敢当啊
00:08:16你想做这些
00:08:18来了 就等你这句话
00:08:21我堂堂博士生导师
00:08:24全国最年轻的教授
00:08:26面对一个小混混 轻松拿你
00:08:31很简单 立刻结婚
00:08:34和我结婚呢 你只需要养家养孩子
00:08:39你在外面爱怎么玩怎么玩 我也管不着
00:08:44等你有了喜欢的人呢 怎么就离婚 孩子得归我
00:08:48怎么样 够意思吧
00:08:51林凡 你是窜窜打着三条街头的听信
00:08:59想找我当街板下 你也不看个皇历
00:09:02你肚子里怀了谁的仇 你心里最清楚
00:09:06是包奶都这么开心的
00:09:21奶奶 您一点也不老
00:09:24不知道的以为我们是亲姐妹
00:09:27郑雨洁同志 你早回来了
00:09:32你咋在这呢
00:09:34玉洁 你怎么说话呢
00:09:36臭小子 你过来
00:09:47小崽子
00:09:49之前跟你找那么多都不同意
00:09:51有更好的是不是
00:09:53奶奶 我不是
00:09:55不是啥也不是
00:09:56真不是
00:09:58你在国营饭店那点事啊
00:10:01他都跟我说了
00:10:02啥
00:10:03原来真的是他呀
00:10:16人家姑娘都不害臊
00:10:21你咋还扭扭捏捏捏呢
00:10:22奶奶 我
00:10:23我
00:10:24我叫得挺好
00:10:26李恩凡是吧
00:10:30李恩凡是吧
00:10:32李恩凡是吧
00:10:35你爸就上我们家雨节
00:10:40费了不少心思吧
00:10:41瞅你这小门小户的
00:10:43是不是指望我给你妈养老送中啊
00:10:46哎呀
00:10:47我家不光是小门小户
00:10:50还是根正苗红的三代平农呢
00:10:54阿姨 您家什么车分啊
00:10:59能一句话枪住我妈的人
00:11:01还头一个
00:11:02这小老门还挺音乐啊
00:11:04素云啊
00:11:05你看你这话说的
00:11:07都不如一个小姑娘有觉悟
00:11:08你嫁到老郑家都三十年了
00:11:11怎么还这么闲贫爱妇呢
00:11:18林凡 挺好的
00:11:20我同意了
00:11:27我妈说的话
00:11:28你别放在心上
00:11:30哎呀 我才不在乎呢
00:11:32反正啊 就是契约回音
00:11:34我呢
00:11:35也只是为了我肚子里的孩子
00:11:37你放心
00:11:38我干那些混账王木糕的事
00:11:40我负责
00:11:41我负责
00:11:43明天一早
00:11:44我们就去领账
00:11:46我怎么觉得
00:11:47你比我还着急呢
00:11:52走了
00:11:54林凡三下两下
00:11:55就把结婚这么大的事办成了
00:11:57有两把刷子呀
00:12:04妈
00:12:05成了
00:12:07真的
00:12:08是谁呀
00:12:11郑宇洁
00:12:12我们
00:12:14准备结婚了
00:12:16是真的
00:12:18那就好
00:12:20那就好
00:12:22妈
00:12:24你放心
00:12:26我已经长大了
00:12:27不是那个让人随便欺负的小姑娘了
00:12:30以后
00:12:31我可以照顾自己
00:12:34也能照顾你
00:12:39妈知道
00:12:40你长大了
00:12:41你会照顾好自己的
00:12:43妈就放心了
00:12:44我
00:12:45放心了
00:12:46我
00:12:47我
00:12:48会唱歌
00:12:50痛
00:12:52你
00:12:54你
00:12:56你
00:12:57你
00:12:58你
00:12:59She was sitting in the mic in her yard, and she was actually trying to figure out what to do.
00:13:04Even if you look like the beauty of my mother, she was still there.
00:13:13Mother, today is a good day.
00:13:16Did you say anything?
00:13:17I'm going to make everything you have done.
00:13:20As a foyer, let's congratulate you.
00:13:22Go ahead, I'm going to be a guest.
00:13:26Are you really going to get food?
00:13:28You're not going to believe it.
00:13:29真是
00:13:29啊
00:13:31啊
00:13:36啊
00:13:48阿姨
00:13:49您怎么来了
00:13:51开门见沙的说
00:13:54我们家雨节早就相中对象了
00:13:57是机械厂一把手的闺女
00:14:00俩人从小好地穿一条裤子都显肥
00:14:02原来小混混还有小青梅呢
00:14:06我们本来也是打算给俩人提亲的
00:14:09就是年纪太小了
00:14:11所以还没来得及
00:14:12这个臭男人
00:14:14居然一个字都不后说
00:14:16早知道你有对象
00:14:17我怎么都不可能跟你结婚
00:14:19也不知道出于什么原因
00:14:22雨节要跟你结婚
00:14:24肯定是头脑热了
00:14:26等他清醒过来
00:14:28一定会后悔
00:14:29你们家这小门小铺的
00:14:31哪能配得上我们家雨节呀
00:14:33这样吧
00:14:35这五十块钱
00:14:36算是补偿你的
00:14:38拿去
00:14:38才五十
00:14:42才五十
00:14:46你这辈子都没见过这么大票的
00:14:48我告诉你
00:14:50这五十块钱够你买一年的杀猪菜
00:14:53一年到头不重样
00:14:55该三间大碗房
00:14:56你还嫌少啊
00:14:58拿了钱赶紧滚
00:14:59离我人远点
00:15:01你可要说到做到啊
00:15:07哎呀 当然
00:15:09不过 我可要告诉郑雨节一手
00:15:13在您的眼里 他儿子的婚事只值这五十块
00:15:17你
00:15:18对了阿姨 你来找我的事 郑雨节他知道吗
00:15:25哎呀
00:15:26你还要挑拨离间呢你
00:15:28挑拨离间
00:15:30我说的是事实啊
00:15:31给你把钱还给我
00:15:32哎呀
00:15:33哎呀
00:15:34够不着 够不着
00:15:36我告诉你
00:15:37你们家小门小户郑雨节
00:15:38娶了你成为郑哥大院的笑话
00:15:40相亲账家的门 我不同意
00:15:43哼
00:15:45不好意思啊 阿姨
00:15:47我呢
00:15:48还要复习功课
00:15:49就不留您吃饭了
00:15:51慢走 不送
00:15:53你
00:15:54他是你老婆婆 这以后日子咋过呀
00:16:03哎呀 妈 你别担心啊 我能摆平
00:16:07你嫁别人家 是要过日子啊
00:16:11哎呀 妈 你别担心啊 我能摆平
00:16:13你嫁别人家 是要过日子啊
00:16:16哎呀 妈 你别担心啊 我能摆平
00:16:19我能摆平
00:16:20你嫁别人家 是要过日子的
00:16:25这抬头无剑低头剑的
00:16:28这以后不得被他们欺负死了
00:16:30哎呀 妈 你看啥
00:16:32干你就完了 她又不是我亲嘛
00:16:34她能吃老仔
00:16:35可 闹成这样了
00:16:38你和雨洁这结婚证
00:16:40她咋能顺利领成啊
00:16:42我为爱
00:17:04小龙包 机械厂买的
00:17:06我第一排就买了
00:17:07老好吃了 快吃吃吃尝尝
00:17:09没能照 aquesta
00:17:11进来吧
00:17:12哎
00:17:15哎
00:17:29哎
00:17:34哎呀 중
00:17:37诶
00:17:38没想到
00:17:48大体细心的
00:17:50好像
00:17:51好像也没有
00:17:52我想助的那么坏
00:17:53你妈那边的事
00:18:01你打算怎么办
00:18:02放心
00:18:04帮我扇事
00:18:05来
00:18:06志求啊,一会儿阿姨把林帆拦住,你呢,就跟着雨菊进去,志求啊,一会儿呢,我把林帆拦住,你呢,跟雨菊赶紧冲进去,你把那个证件往那办事员面前这么一放,等结婚证下来,你们俩的事生米煮成熟饭,板上钉钉,到时候谁说都不好使?
00:18:32明白,这事我指定给你办的板钉的,哪是给我办的,你自己办,终身大事,对,是给我自个儿办的,鸡肠皮了,志求啊,我跟你说,幸福一定要自己把握住,幸福就在眼前,过了这个村就没那个地儿了,放心吧,婶,这事我指定给你办的板钉的,你自己办的,是,给我自个儿办的板钉的,妥妥的,嗯,
00:19:02对,哎,雨菊哥咋还没来呢?
00:19:14林帆,雨菊,阿姨,妈,林帆,快别这么叫了,多生分呢,以后都是一家人了,之前呢,有点误会,是阿姨不好,阿姨给你赔个不是啊?
00:19:26嗯,你妈态度怎么突然变了?
00:19:34试出反常必要,咱得烦着点,阿姨,瞧您说的,之前啊,是我太冲动,说话也没个分寸,都是过去的事了,咱就不提了,都是误会,哎,这才对嘛,一会儿我们好好聊聊,让我好好了解了解你,嗯?
00:19:52嗯,行,放心,有我,你
00:19:58赵秋,一会儿办事员问你,你就说来跟我一起领真儿,别落下,哎呀,放心吧,雨菊哥,这事交给我,一点都不带出岔子的,哎,这就都带齐了吗?别到时候掉链吧,哎,带齐了,谁早就给我装妥当了,吹得死死的,嗯?
00:20:20嗯?
00:20:22来,嗯?
00:20:24嗯,尝尝,刚买的,嘎嘎脆,
00:20:28咱呀,味道正不?
00:20:30嗯,这瓜嘴味真正,咸咸咸咸的,面条有劲。
00:20:34下一个。
00:20:36可酸到咱们了。
00:20:38别急,先吃吃,赶烫。
00:20:40我这还有的。
00:20:42手滑了,撒一滴。
00:20:44嗯,没事,没事,雨菊哥,我给你剪,保证一颗不太瘦的。
00:20:52哎,没事,没事,雨菊哥,我给你剪,保证一颗不太瘦的。
00:20:56哎,哎,哎,哎,哎,哎,哎,哎,哎,哎,哎,哎,哎。
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