00:00You're contemplating whether or not I'm back on my meds, huh?
00:03I heard, I heard the old man say...
00:06Danny!
00:10What's with the moving cell?
00:11I'm heading up to Ottawa, Canada.
00:12Ottawa?
00:13To start at the new paleontology research center.
00:15Don't freak out when you learn what actually killed the dinosaurs.
00:18It wasn't a meteor, I'll tell you that.
00:21No one wants to believe the truth anymore, man.
00:23The dentist injects you with microchips.
00:25Bill Gates had Princess Di assassinated.
00:27Aliens not only exist, but have been living amongst us since the 1996 Summer Olympics.
00:32Did you know there's a metropolis of squid people living directly beneath Santa Fe, New Mexico?
00:36I just made contact with an associate of mine.
00:40911, what's your emergency?
00:41I have been kidnapped by my brother.
00:43Relax, it's not even loaded.
00:45Whoa, Danny!
00:46What are you doing?
00:47I've been shot.
00:48I'm gonna suck the bullet out.
00:50Oh gross, he's vaccinated.
00:52I have been drugged.
00:54No!
00:55Ah!
00:56Ah!
00:57Yeah, we're even.
00:58Okay.
00:59Whether you like it or not, I'm the one that got you into this mess and I'm the only one who could get you out, so we have to stick together.
01:03That's them!
01:04Run!
01:10Does this mean anything to you?
01:12Huh?
01:13People need to know about this.
01:18Why?
01:19So they can pretend to know what's best for humanity?
01:21Please.
01:22Leave that to us celebrities.
01:23Yeah.
01:24Nice!
01:27Welcome back to Taco Gary's.
01:28Check your weapons in with me, sir.
01:30Bingo!
01:31Bongo!
01:32Bongo!
01:33Bongo!
01:34Bongo!
01:35Bongo!
01:36Bongo!
01:37Bongo!
01:38Bongo!
01:39Bongo!
01:40Now we seal the agreement with a simple genital cupping.
01:43Wow, jeez.
01:44Aiyah.
01:45Aiyah.
01:49Aiyah.
01:50You
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