00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30Last summer, I was too scared to ask out Melody Barnegut, the raddest woman I ever met.
00:35But this morning, I invited her to the movies, and she said,
00:38Okay.
00:38Seriously?
00:39Uh, hold on one second.
00:45Cool.
00:46I'll see you at the 4.30 movie, Melody Barnegut.
00:49I'll see you at the 4.30 movie.
00:52What?
00:52Yes.
00:53Well, Billy Idol, when's the white wedding?
00:55I've been thinking about asking Melody out all year.
00:57We made out in her pool last summer.
00:59One time, with your shirt on.
01:02And you wonder why you don't get laid.
01:04I don't get laid because I'm Catholic.
01:11We'll save seats, you get snacks.
01:13You can't give them cutseas when they go back.
01:15I'll tell my dad.
01:16I don't care what you tell your dad, little kid.
01:18Dad, he showed me his privates.
01:20He did what?
01:21I, I...
01:21You disgust me!
01:23Get up!
01:24You three stooges are banned for life!
01:27So much drama.
01:28I thought we're supposed to be seeing a comedy.
01:32Oh, my God!
01:34Ha-ha!
01:34Hoorah!
01:35What in the damn hell?
01:36What about me?
01:37Jesus Christ.
01:38Most people come to movies to escape their lives.
01:42But people like you come here because movies make life make sense.
01:45You're the coolest girl I ever met.
01:47And all I want to do is watch movies with you.
01:49Is that so?
01:50Mom?
01:51What the hell are you doing?
01:52Sneaking into R-rated movies.
01:53You're in trouble, Missy.
01:54I'm terrified by what's about to happen.
01:56What do you want to do?
01:57Have sex and get pregnant.
01:59That'll show her.
02:01If that's what you need.
02:04You remember Rocky IV?
02:06Yeah.
02:07When he just, like, punched him so hard.
02:10You remember that?
02:10It's a climax.
02:12He climaxed?
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