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00:00And now, coming to you from number one, two, three, Sesame Street.
00:18Say there, Elmo, sounds like your talk show's starting up.
00:20Oh, can Elmo be excused to do his talk show, please?
00:24Oh, of course, honey, but just remember, it's almost time for your bedtime routine.
00:29Okay.
00:33Bye-bye.
00:34Good show, son.
00:36And now, everybody's favorite three-and-a-half-year-old red monster, put your paws, gloves, and hands together.
00:44Elmo!
00:52Woo-hoo!
00:53Oh, you the man.
00:55Hey, Elmo!
00:57Thank you, Rich.
00:59Ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:00Hello, everybody.
01:01Welcome to the Not Too Late Show.
01:04Yay!
01:05Oh, I would think that he'd open up with a joke.
01:08Who wants to hear a joke?
01:10Me think that a yes.
01:12Okay, Cookie Monster, what is a pirate's favorite letter?
01:17Oh, me not know.
01:18What is a pirate's favorite letter?
01:19Oh, me not know.
01:20What is a pirate's favorite letter?
01:24R!
01:25R!
01:26R!
01:27Me get it.
01:28Good one.
01:29Oh, thank you letter R!
01:30R!
01:31R!
01:32R!
01:33R!
01:34R!
01:35R!
01:36R!
01:37R!
01:38R!
01:39R!
01:40R!
01:41R!
01:42R!
01:43R!
01:44R!
01:45R!
01:46R!
01:47R!
01:48R!
01:49R!
01:50R!
01:51R!
01:52R!
01:53R!
01:54Y- ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
01:55Momma Bear and the Monsters, everybody!
01:57Oh, oh, tonight, part of Elmo's bedtime routine is to brush his fur.
02:05It keeps it healthy.
02:06Ya, and you can style it in all different ways.
02:09Ha-ha-ha-ha!
02:11Lookin' good, Cookie Monster!
02:13Tonight, Elmo thought we could give our friend Ellen
02:19a special Not Too Late Show Monster Makeover!
02:23Boy, this is so exciting!
02:25Yeah! Oh, let's go backstage and check in on Alan.
02:30Hello, Alan!
02:32Hi, Elmo. Hey, quick question. Why am I here?
02:36Oh, Alan is getting a Monster Makeover!
02:40A Monster Makeover?
02:42Yeah, baby! And to give you your Monster Makeover
02:46will be the Not Too Late Show's Hair and Makeup Team.
02:49Hair... Mega!
02:56Yeah, yeah, the Hair and Makeup Team
02:58helps everybody look amazing for the show.
03:02And to help our Hair and Makeup Team,
03:04we brought in a Monster Makeover Specialist.
03:07A Monster Makeover Specialist?
03:09Uh-huh! Mr. Jonathan Van Ness!
03:12Yay!
03:14Oh, hi, Elmo. Hi, Alan.
03:16Oh, hi, Jonathan.
03:18Oh, are you ready to give Alan a fabulous Monster Makeover?
03:23Oh, you know it.
03:25I am ready to unleash the amazingly gorgeous monster inside you.
03:31I know there's one in there, we just haven't quite found it yet.
03:35We really don't have to.
03:37We'll check back in on a Monster Makeover later.
03:40But now, Elmo would like to introduce his first guest.
03:44She's an actress.
03:45She's seven.
03:46She's Michael Michelle Dallas!
03:48Yay!
03:55Hi, Elmo.
03:56Hi, Cookie Monster.
03:57Hi, Michael Michelle.
03:58Hi, Michael Michelle.
03:59Wow, Elmo.
04:00This is so cool.
04:02You're a kid, and you have your own talk show.
04:05What's it like, Elmo?
04:06Oh, it's really fun.
04:08Elmo gets to tell jokes and introduce guests
04:11and start the music like this.
04:13Hit him on a beer!
04:15Yahoo!
04:21That was so awesome, Elmo.
04:23Do you know Elmo's favorite part?
04:26What is it?
04:27Asking questions.
04:28Ooh, I love asking questions.
04:31Yeah.
04:32Oh, hey!
04:33Do you want to be the host and ask Elmo some questions?
04:37You bet I do!
04:38Okay!
04:42Hi, host Michael Michelle.
04:44Hi, guest Elmo.
04:45Thanks for coming to the Michael Michelle Show.
04:47Wow, she's a pro!
04:49Yeah!
04:50Here's my first hard-hitting question, Elmo.
04:53Yes?
04:54What's your favorite color?
04:56Ooh, um, um, um, um, red.
04:59Ooh, good one.
05:01I like pink.
05:02Ooh, that's a good color too.
05:05Okay, next question.
05:07Yeah.
05:08What's your favorite food?
05:10Oh, but Elmo loves vegetable pizza.
05:13I like cheese pizza.
05:15Hmm.
05:16Uh, me like chocolate chippy pizza.
05:19Ah, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
05:23Next question.
05:24Elmo, you're doing your bedtime routine, right?
05:29That's right.
05:30How do you take care of all your fur?
05:33Oh, well, Elmo shampoos his fur.
05:36Yeah, and brushes it all the way from his head to his feet.
05:39Oh, what about Michael Michelle?
05:41Well, I wet my hair.
05:44Uh-huh.
05:45And my mom braids it so that it comes out poofy and curly like this.
05:48Oh, cool.
05:49It's wonderful hair.
05:50Oh!
05:53Elmo?
05:54Yeah?
05:55What does that sound mean?
05:56Oh, it means it's time for today's contest.
05:59That sound means it's time for today's contest.
06:02Yeah, ha, ha, ha.
06:03What it, Michael Michelle?
06:10The No Laugh Challenge!
06:12Yeah, ha, ha, ha.
06:13Oh, this is where we can see who can go the longest without laughing.
06:17Oh, boy, this gonna be fun.
06:19Ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:23Uh, yeah, me think me gonna just watch.
06:25Okay.
06:26Ready, set, don't laugh.
06:32Huh?
06:37Whoa.
06:40Uh, yeah, me, missed it.
06:41Ah!
06:42Yeah?
06:43Oh, my God.
06:44That's a good idea.
06:45Huh?
06:46No!
06:47Eh?
06:48No!
06:49No.
07:08You're weird, Michael, Michelle.
07:16Elmo can't stop laughing.
07:18We need it, Elmo.
07:21He has the make-up machine!
07:27Let's take a little break and check in on our monster makeover.
07:36Okay, it is time for your monster-do.
07:40Monster-do? Isn't the nose enough?
07:46Wait, wait!
07:48Okay.
07:51You know, I think it's a little tall.
07:56Besides, you'll spend a fortune on hair product.
08:00I know what to do.
08:06Whoa!
08:08You know, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think this could be too much hair.
08:12Ya think?
08:13Yeah.
08:15Well, with hair like that, brushing's gonna be a big part of Alan's bedtime routine.
08:22Oh, now, Elmo would like to introduce his next guest.
08:26She's from California, and she sings, She's Her!
08:31Yay!
08:32Yeah!
08:33I love something, yes I do
08:41It's curly and it's brown
08:47And it's right up there
08:51You know what I love
08:54That's right, my hair
08:56I really love my hair
09:00I love my hair
09:04I love my hair
09:07There's nothing else that can compare
09:12With my hair
09:14I love my hair
09:17So I must declare
09:19I really, really, really love my hair
09:27Where it could be
09:31Or in a bowl
09:32Or let it sit
09:36And in that fro
09:38My hair looks good
09:43In a cornrow
09:45It does so many things
09:50You know that's why I let it grow
09:53I love my hair
09:56I love my hair
10:00I love it and I had to share
10:05I love my hair
10:09I love my hair
10:12Had to make the world aware
10:16I love my hair
10:19I wear it up
10:22I wear it down
10:24I wear it twisted on all brown
10:27I whip braids and pigtails too
10:30I love all the things my hair can do
10:33In brouettes or flying free
10:36They're the perfect dresses
10:38You see
10:39My hair is part of me
10:42And also part of me
10:48I really love my hair
11:04Let's hear it for her
11:16Thank you, her
11:18Elmo loves your hair too
11:20Oh, thank you, Elmo
11:21And I love your fur
11:22Thank you
11:23Here, I made this special brush
11:25Just for you
11:25Really?
11:27Oh, thank you, her
11:28Oh, oh
11:29Elmo will use it every night
11:31During his bedtime routine
11:32Oh, thank you
11:34Bye, everyone
11:34Bye, Elmo
11:35Let's hear it for her
11:36Yay!
11:41Okay, it's time to finally unveil
11:44Alan's monster makeover
11:47Yay!
11:50Wow, it's uncanny
11:52Alan looked just like Jonathan Van Ness
11:55Cookie Monster, Cookie
11:56That is Jonathan Van Ness
11:58Elmo, Cookie
12:01Are you ready to see my monster piece?
12:04Ready, Jonathan!
12:06Mama Bear
12:06Some runway music, please
12:08Oh, yeah
12:08People and monsters alike
12:11A round of applause
12:13For the Not Too Late show's
12:14Newest monster
12:15Alan
12:16Ta-da!
12:18Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
12:19Woo-hoo-hoo!
12:19Woo-hoo-hoo!
12:20Woo-hoo-hoo!
12:21Woo-hoo-hoo!
12:22Alan Monster is wearing the latest
12:25In high monster fashion
12:27With a set of sleek horns
12:29Fluffy, fuzzy fur
12:30All topped off with a monster honker
12:33See you, Stan!
12:34How do you feel, Alan?
12:37I-I feel
12:38Like a monster
12:40And I love it!
12:42Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
12:44I'm gonna be some pretty
12:46Alan makes a pretty monster
12:47Let's hear it one more time
12:49For our monster makeover!
12:57Wasn't that fun, Cookie and Elmo?
12:59Elmo?
13:01Cookie?
13:02Elmo and Cookie had to finish
13:03Their makeovers!
13:05Our Jonathan Van Ness-overs!
13:12You both look amazing
13:15If I do say so myself
13:16Thank you!
13:17Mm-hmm!
13:18Let's hear it
13:19For Mr. Jonathan Van Ness!
13:21Yay!
13:23Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:29Well, it's time to one
13:31Down the show
13:32Sorry, just one second
13:34Almost got it
13:35Mm-hmm
13:35Just a second
13:36Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
13:38Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
13:41How silly of Elmo!
13:43Okay, that's better
13:45Now it's time to
13:45Now it's time to...
13:47Now it's time to wind down the...
13:51Just a second!
13:52Oh, boy!
13:57Now it's really time to wind down the show.
14:01Elmo's getting sleepy.
14:03Oh, Elmo would like to thank his co-host, Cookie Monster.
14:07Oh, uh, yeah. Nighty night, Elmo. Ha, ha, ha.
14:11And Elmo would also like to thank you.
14:15It was so nice to be with you.
14:22Elmo's happy you dropped by.
14:26Michael Michelle Harris came for a visit.
14:30Her sang a song, plus Jonathan Van Ness made Anna look fabulous.
14:35Elmo loves you.
14:37You are special.
14:40Nighty night.
14:44Oh, thank you, everybody.
14:47Good night.
14:48Sleep tight.
14:49Ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:53Great show, baby David.
14:55Mwah.
14:56Nighty night.
14:57Mom, please, come you love me.
14:58Mom, y'all get it open.
15:00Mom, bye.
15:01Bye minister.
15:02Bye-bye.
15:03Cheers.
15:04Jesus challenges me.
15:06To see you see the next time, stop me on the show notes,
15:15Do you see me?
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