00:00Miss Halbert! Miss Halbert, wait! I can no longer repress my feelings.
00:19Sir, I implore you to hold your tongue.
00:21You must allow me to confess.
00:22You leave for London tomorrow, you can have no reasonable confessions to make.
00:26Then let me be unreasonable.
00:27Please, Mr. Dickley.
00:30You are engaged to Miss Bumblesnatch.
00:34Have you not heard?
00:37Miss Bumblesnatch has run away with Sir Hangle Dangers.
00:42Then you are no longer attached.
00:44No.
00:47Miss Halbert, from our first walk you've captivated me.
00:53Mind and spirit.
00:55My heart has been and always will be yours.
00:59Therefore, I humbly ask, will you do me the ola of blood?
01:15You're bleeding.
01:22Oh, no.
01:24You were hurt.
01:25No, no, it's just, just, just finish what you were saying.
01:28We must get you back at once.
01:29No, really, it's fine.
01:30Why do you live so far away?
01:44Down by the red, red river, I mean...
01:51Help, come quickly.
01:58Mr. Talbot.
02:00Miss Labinia.
02:02Mr. Dickley.
02:03Miss Labinia.
02:03What's the matter?
02:04Mr. Dickley.
02:05Mr. Talbot, I see.
02:07Father.
02:07Mr. James Dickley.
02:09There is no time.
02:10We must stop the bleeding.
02:12This way.
02:12Ruby kisses mine to me.
02:16Oh, Mr. T.
02:17What's going on?
02:18Shush.
02:18Mr. Dickley, what on earth?
02:20Is she all right?
02:21Use this as a tourniquet.
02:25Is she dying?
02:27I shall fetch her doctor.
02:29Mr. James Dickley.
02:31My dear sister, what has happened?
02:37Mr. Dickley was about to propose marriage.
02:39Oh, no!
02:41Your mother would be so proud.
02:44But I started early.
02:51I will be in my study.
02:56Why does Mr. Dickley call for a doctor?
03:02He mistakes the blood for a wound.
03:06Vagiana, give us the room, please.
03:09Papa says you have to include me.
03:10Go now.
03:13I'm a woman, too.
03:14Well, actually, Vagiana, I am in desperate need of a rag.
03:18On it.
03:20Essie, perhaps we can salvage this proposal yet.
03:24If Mr. Dickley does not realize his mistake,
03:26then when he returns you can tell him that you
03:27ran into a bush
03:31with thorns
03:32and it pierced your thigh.
03:34A bush
03:34pierced my thigh?
03:36Yes, and you must
03:37writhe in pain.
03:38Don't be ridiculous.
03:39I will simply tell him the truth.
03:43Are you out of your fucking mind?
03:45I'm sure if I explain...
03:47You cannot discuss it with him.
03:49He will certainly find the misunderstanding
03:51quite amusing.
03:52No, we can't risk it.
03:53It's best to play the wounded lamb.
03:55In fact, perhaps we should add more blood.
03:58Who are the rags?
03:59Forget the rags.
03:59Fetch a chicken for slaughter.
04:01On it.
04:01No, leave the...
04:02I said I'm on it!
04:04Labinia, I love this man
04:05and I do not wish to begin our life together
04:07with a lie.
04:10Don't you see?
04:11There will be no life together.
04:13James Dickley
04:14will not marry a woman so brazen
04:16as to blather on about her bloody bits.
04:18Women's business!
04:31Ladies don't talk about it
04:33and men don't ask
04:34and we've all got on fine for centuries.
04:35No, we haven't.
04:36Women have suffered alone
04:37and died a lot.
04:39The chicken!
04:40Bring it here.
04:41Labinia, please don't kill the chicken.
04:42It's lived a good life.
04:44Don't you think the doctor
04:45will see right through?
04:45Vagiana, stab her in the leg.
04:50What?
04:50You want to be a woman?
04:51This is what it is to be a woman.
04:52Vagiana, women don't stab women.
04:54It's for our own good.
04:55Hurry, girl!
04:55What do I...
04:56Labinia!
04:57What do I do?
04:58Fetch me a rag!
04:59I swear, if you tell Mr. Dickley...
05:01Tell me what?
05:09Mr. James Dickley!
05:11Yes, thank you.
05:11Back so soon?
05:16Your neighbour, Mr. Chubbly,
05:17is sent for the doctor.
05:18Oh, thank heavens!
05:19That would be necessary.
05:20How is she?
05:21A little irritated,
05:23but otherwise...
05:25Sister,
05:27I would like to request
05:29a private audience
05:30with Mr. Dickley.
05:32Sister,
05:32I do not think it wise
05:34given your fragile state.
05:35Sister,
05:36it is my dying wish.
05:38Come here,
05:42it's all right.
05:45Sorry.
05:46Sorry.
05:59Mr. Dickley,
06:01I do not require a physician.
06:04Don't say that.
06:05Just hold on
06:06a little while longer.
06:08No, you see,
06:09I am bleeding.
06:11Yes, I know.
06:12From my...
06:15nethers.
06:15Oh!
06:23Mr. Albert,
06:24God,
06:25I'm me relieved!
06:27I was once
06:29kicked by my horse.
06:30Got me right
06:31in the intestines.
06:32Pissed blood
06:32for two weeks.
06:34Happens to the best of us.
06:37No,
06:37it's not that.
06:39I am...
06:42menstruating.
06:43Men's to what?
06:47Period.
06:48I got my period.
06:49Father,
06:50you must do something.
06:52She's throwing away
06:53her future.
06:54Perhaps not.
06:55Mr. Dickley
06:56is a reasonable man
06:58and highly educated.
07:01Blood.
07:03Outside body.
07:04Good.
07:06And it is not only blood,
07:08also bits of tissue
07:09from my uterus
07:10and mucus from my...
07:12She's talking about
07:13her cervix.
07:18Sir...
07:19Vicks.
07:22Yes,
07:23Sir Vicks.
07:24My...
07:24my cousin.
07:25What?
07:26My cousin,
07:27Sir William Vicks.
07:27Has he done this to you?
07:28No, no, no.
07:29No one has
07:29done this to me.
07:31It is perfectly natural.
07:32Happens to most all women.
07:34Most all women?
07:35Yes.
07:35I know
07:36some 50 or so woman.
07:38Surely I'd have heard about it.
07:39We are not meant
07:40to speak of it.
07:51So,
07:52but
07:52does it hurt?
07:56Well,
07:57yes,
07:57there are
07:58painful contractions
07:59as the uterine lining
08:01sloughs off.
08:02Stop talking.
08:03Why is she still talking?
08:05Surely that's the worst bit.
08:06Shh.
08:07Most of the time
08:08I am perfectly capable
08:09of carrying on
08:10with daily life.
08:11Although sometimes
08:12all I can do
08:12is lie down
08:13and eat chocolates.
08:14Chocolates?
08:15Sometimes it gets
08:15a bit messy,
08:17obviously.
08:17So you cannot hold it in?
08:18No,
08:19it just sort of
08:20goes.
08:21Blood just
08:21gushes forth.
08:23Well,
08:23it doesn't exactly
08:24gush.
08:25It's, um,
08:28Um,
08:30like,
08:32diarrhea.
08:33Except diarrhea
08:34is unhealthy
08:35and this
08:35is very healthy.
08:37But period
08:38diarrhea
08:38is a thing.
08:39God in heaven.
08:40You should have
08:41stabbed her
08:41when you had the chance.
08:42Shh.
08:43So the point of it all
08:44is really for
08:45fertility.
08:46You need the uterus
08:46to be plump.
08:47The baby grows
08:48and then it comes out
08:49the cervix,
08:49very large,
08:50and the head
08:51and the shoulders
08:52and the feet
08:52just go
08:53and that
08:54is where
08:54her babies come from.
08:58Wow.
08:59It is all
09:00rather
09:01remarkable.
09:04So when
09:05will you be better?
09:07It lasts
09:08about six days.
09:09Huh.
09:10Not long at all.
09:12To be clear,
09:12it happens every month.
09:13Bloody hell!
09:15Well,
09:15but that's why
09:16I wanted to tell you
09:16because
09:17if I am to marry
09:18you someone,
09:19I would want
09:22that person
09:23to know.
09:24I never intended
09:42to cause you
09:43the stress.
09:43and I shall
09:49understand
09:49if this conversation
09:51will be our last.
09:56I am distressed.
09:59But only
10:00by the notion
10:02that I would
10:02ever leave you.
10:04I want to know.
10:06I want to know
10:07everything about you.
10:09I want to see
10:10your face
10:11every day.
10:12I want to hear
10:13your thoughts.
10:14I want to bring you
10:15chocolates
10:16when you're cramping.
10:17I love you,
10:22Estrogenia.
10:23Yeah.
10:24Will you
10:25do me
10:27the honor?
10:28Yes.
10:30Yes, yes, yes,
10:31yes, yes, yes.
10:35Thank you, guys.
10:37And this is
10:38James Whitley.
10:40Hello.
10:47I'm Dr. Bangley.
10:48I was told
10:48someone was dying.
10:52It is I.
10:54I am dying.
10:55Oh, I am.
11:18I told my mom all
11:19about you.
11:20Oh.
11:21And does Lady Katamania
11:23approve?
11:24Oh, yes.
11:26Though, I dare say
11:27she was surprised
11:28when I told her
11:28about your menstruations.
11:30You did what?
11:31Yes, and I asked
11:32about hers.
11:34You what?
11:35I can't believe
11:35she hadn't heard
11:36of period diarrhoea.
11:40God in heaven.
11:41you.
11:42Slide up, slide up,
11:46boy.
11:46I'ma take you higher.
11:48Red wings fly around,
11:50round, round.
11:50Better put a towel down,
11:52down, down, down.
11:53Boy, let me teach you
11:54how to fly, love.
11:55Cause tonight,
11:56we're gonna join
11:56the Mile High Club.
11:58Red paint,
11:59drippy drippy on your thigh,
12:00love.
12:01Hurricane O's
12:02on the bloody high,
12:03love.
12:03Take off on a countdown.
12:04We goin' downtown Runway, slit, wait, we're in for a touchdown
12:09Smash landing into the ground Yeah, I'll be a real holly, put a towel down, down, down
12:15Slide up, slide up, slide up, boy I'ma take your fire
12:21Red wings fly around, round, round Better put a towel down, down, down, down
12:27Slide up, slide up, slide up, boy I'ma, I'ma start a fire
12:33Red wings fly around, round, round Better put a towel down, down, down
Comments