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Mike Howell aime deux choses : le cannabis et, surtout, sa petite amie Phoebe. Il a même acheté une bague et veut l'épouser. Alors qu'il est à son travail dans une épicerie, une femme mystérieuse vient lui parler dans un vocable qu'il ne comprend pas. Le même soir, il surprend deux hommes qui rôdent autour de sa voiture. A sa grande surprise, il parvient à les éliminer sans effort. Pris de panique, il appelle Phoebe qui peine à le croire. En fait, Mike est un agent secret dormant. A cause d'un lavage de cerveau, il ne se souvenait pas de son passage chez les espions. Adrian Yates, son patron, va se charger de lui rafraîchir la mémoire...
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00:00C'est parti, c'est parti ?
00:02C'est parti, c'est parti ?
00:04C'est une série de propositions que tu faisais.
00:06C'est un sensu de b***h ?
00:08C'est un sensu de b***h.
00:10Tu veux que tu fasse ?
00:12C'est 8.15 in the morning.
00:19Chariot Progressive, listen.
00:21Mandelbrot's set is in motion.
00:23Echo Choir has been breached.
00:25Is that a lyric from something ?
00:36Hey, stop, stop doing stuff to my car.
00:49Hey, I just killed two people.
00:51That's awesome.
00:52They had guns and knives and they were being like total dicks.
00:54Did you call the cops ?
00:55No, I didn't call the police because I have like a lot of weed and like mushrooms in my car.
00:58How did this happen ?
00:59I don't know, but I'm like freaking out all over the place, babe.
01:02I have a lot of anxiety about this.
01:06I'm sorry.
01:07Drop it.
01:10Agent Howell has been activated.
01:11He killed two operatives with a spoon, sir.
01:13A spoon ?
01:14What ?
01:15We're terminating Asset Howell.
01:16Why are there men in hazmat seats ?
01:18Thanks to your actions, two CIA assets are dead.
01:20Did you just hang up on me ?
01:21Please tell me you did not just hang up on me.
01:23Something very weird is happening to me.
01:25I keep killing people.
01:26There's a chance I may be a robot.
01:28You are not a robot.
01:29Are you trying to get neuralized ?
01:30Uh-uh, my ner-er.
01:33This guy is a trained killer.
01:35We made him.
01:36He's a security risk.
01:37I want a knife.
01:38I want a knife.
01:39You are going to blow up the town.
01:40Catch !
01:41No, help me.
01:42I'm going to save my girlfriend.
01:43No, help me.
01:44I'm going to save my girlfriend.
01:46I'll build a frying pan bullet trick.
01:48I'll build a frying pan bullet trick.
01:49I'll take my car and we'll go get stoned.
01:50You want to get out there right now ?
01:51Okay.
01:52No, no, no.
01:53I recognize that now as like a faux pas.
01:56Hey mama ma-ma-ma!
02:01I-we'll take my car and we'll go get stoned.
02:07You want to get out there right now ?
02:12Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
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