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00:00:00buy lingerie check bikini watch check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer did he hear
00:00:31okay don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially now about Luke's probably really
00:00:40big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk right
00:00:47you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're
00:00:54coming I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my girl
00:00:59my coffee right right sorry
00:01:16oh my god Mikey don't laugh you're so mean don't help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:32I'm sorry no baby I'll see you look great my bad my bad my bad come here don't worry about that
00:01:46I do it all the time let me remake your coffee
00:01:51right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks oh my god look at her throwing
00:02:07herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut as if someone as hot as him would want her
00:02:12yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone as cute as Sophie looks like she's not very
00:02:20experienced a grown-up things like making coffee or having sex oh come on oh my god are we talking
00:02:31to the oldest virgin on campus so uh you're a virgin oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five
00:02:46cleaner right here Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what I
00:02:55literally don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week gonorrhea last
00:03:01month you should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the medication
00:03:04oh my god what
00:03:06sounds like she already did
00:03:14I'm really really sorry I really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:35he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:39shit my appointment I gotta go sorry
00:03:43all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic
00:03:52exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie he
00:03:58a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:10good morning Miss Tisdale
00:04:14it's Luke Luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:22don't worry I'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's your first time right my first time Miss
00:04:44Tisdale is it yes nice to meet you Dr. Miller nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a couple times
00:04:50already grind me I mean the coffee shop grind me oh no he remembers me so you are here looking
00:05:00for a prescription for birth control yes that asshole yes I cannot stress it enough that you still need
00:05:09to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right I mean I'm sure you don't
00:05:13want to get pregnant with that guy I will use a condom I'd say you shouldn't even sleep with
00:05:20him at all he's not good for you Dr. Miller I'm not sure
00:05:23nurse can you grab me a spectrum please
00:05:25yes Dr. Miller I'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do
00:05:30I'm ready I think I'm ready Mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an
00:05:36asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so you know what I'm sorry that I
00:05:41overstepped the boundaries there uh let's get started with the breast exam
00:05:47breast exam breast exam if you're uncomfortable I can always get a different doctor no it's I like it
00:05:54it's fine uh it's probably easier to lay back it's okay
00:06:10it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my hands cold no they're perfect
00:06:17it stop embarrassing yourself there's no way I'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:26there are no abnormalities
00:06:31thank you Luke Dr. Miller that wasn't so bad Sophie can you put your feet up and stir for me
00:06:38okay yes I've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:51so I need you to relax for a moment all right you're doing good
00:06:58I wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:00I'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your service I need you to relax for me
00:07:20so do you like younger women
00:07:24I mean as your students because you work on campus
00:07:27no my family donated to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually and so
00:07:34my great-grandfather's honor I donate a few hours of my time at clinic oh
00:07:38duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:07:43last thing I'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs all right
00:07:50relax for me you're doing good his fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:07:57I think I just had an orgasm did he
00:08:08all right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good
00:08:13no hard memoralities all right we'll be right back
00:08:25is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:30I can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:33all right so here's your break
00:08:43should I bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:48she's my patient
00:08:49Mike is going to come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:09:00you are so graphic
00:09:04speaking of sperm
00:09:07I assume your appointment went okay
00:09:08you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:10Luke are you serious you got a finger by the
00:09:16doctor who buys coffee from you
00:09:18the Luke
00:09:20Sophie you're a freak
00:09:22so is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:27shut up everybody
00:09:28shit he's so sexy
00:09:30maybe I should schedule my peps from here
00:09:32okay bye
00:09:33don't worry
00:09:34okay tonight's gonna be amazing
00:09:36okay Sophie
00:09:39come on let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:41I hope Mike's worth it Sophie
00:09:51why do I even care
00:09:52yo
00:09:58ready to fork over a grant tonight
00:10:00is that Sophie's boyfriend
00:10:06you're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:10:08you're dating a nun
00:10:09she's never gonna let you smash I'm calling it
00:10:12dude she's low-key a slut
00:10:16I just can't prove it
00:10:18you will soon
00:10:18you're gonna film her
00:10:26dude you're sick
00:10:27what if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:30a little bit of this
00:10:33and she's gonna go feral
00:10:37yo that 1500 is mine
00:10:39just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:44don't get involved Luke
00:10:45you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:48hey you need to pay
00:10:55fuck my eyes what the fuck
00:10:58where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops
00:11:03Kaley Avenue apartment two
00:11:05I need to get to Sophie
00:11:13the lady
00:11:18nervous
00:11:32why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist
00:11:38I'm nervous
00:11:44I'm a little nervous
00:11:45hey
00:11:45don't be
00:11:47you don't make cherries I popped
00:11:54wait
00:11:54what
00:11:56I'm sorry I forgot to start my birth control
00:11:58we're gonna have to wait I'm sorry Mike
00:12:01I can't do this
00:12:04are you kidding me
00:12:06I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:12:08Mike why would you say something like that
00:12:11I'm going home
00:12:12there it is
00:12:19there it is
00:12:22the hell you are
00:12:24not until
00:12:25I
00:12:25I get something
00:12:27no
00:12:28no
00:12:28stop
00:12:32me
00:12:33stop
00:12:33hey
00:12:41who the fuck invited you
00:12:42Dr. Miller
00:12:48hey Sophie hey
00:12:50hey hey Sophie hey
00:12:57hey hey can you hear me
00:12:58did you take something
00:13:00what's up grandpa who the
00:13:01fucking invited
00:13:05listen up dumbass
00:13:07making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you
00:13:10I go to an ivy league asshole if you want her you can have her I got plenty of
00:13:13pussy to choose from
00:13:15what what's so funny you don't go to an ivy league school anymore brother
00:13:18says who you ever study at Miller Hall yeah
00:13:24Dr. Luke Miller my family's the biggest donor to the university since
00:13:28ever that means I got the dean on speed dial
00:13:32yeah you just pissed your future away brother
00:13:35wait wait wait wait wait wait wait no no
00:13:38and you can let your buddy jake know too
00:13:41no no no please can we talk about this it was just a joke
00:13:43oh you want to talk
00:13:48hey hey come here
00:13:52she's either really wasted or drugged either way it's not good
00:14:06you stole me from my date
00:14:20gives you the right you
00:14:21asshole
00:14:26i'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:29stop talking to me like you're my dad i don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:32so much did you have to drink
00:14:43i can drink however much i want and sleep with whomever i want to sleep with just because you
00:14:48shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do dr miller don't call me dr miller
00:14:52tell me this why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it
00:14:57i was at the bar all right and i saw your boyfriend placing a 1500 bet that he could
00:15:08take your virginity and record it
00:15:11wow i'm an idiot no you're not an idiot
00:15:23first i can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where i'm
00:15:29orgasming during the exam and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough i was
00:15:35gonna lose my virginity to a complete asshole i waxed my asshole for that asshole sorry so
00:15:50so if you want my virginity
00:16:00you can have it
00:16:05someone clearly wants me are you hard right now
00:16:19we're mid-argument that's so wrong you're drunk i'm taking you home
00:16:27what are you doing you're drunk i'm taking you home what no i can't go home my roommate's there
00:16:33i told her i was gonna be at mike's she's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me
00:16:44we're here here where is here my place you can stay here for the night wait until your roommate
00:16:52wakes up and answers the phone if you're comfortable i want to i mean i'm cool i'm cool with that
00:17:00but but is your girlfriend going to be cool with that smooth silky who says i have a girlfriend
00:17:16you're in dr miller's room the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:36how do you afford to live here alone it's huge
00:17:50i don't like tight spaces not all tight spaces is he a tease or do i just need to bleach my mind
00:18:01come on let's get you cleaned up you'll feel better afterwards thanks for taking care of me doc
00:18:05i'm sorry i don't think i can unclasp my bra i'm happy
00:18:22you don't have to look away doc you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:52i just don't want to be disrespectful you know i don't want you thinking i learn my patients all
00:19:01the time wait you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:08and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home dr miller no mrs do
00:19:16then why me i'm nothing special you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:21you're kind of people you're beautiful
00:19:34who is that ah this is my crazy ex-girlfriend um you have to hide right now all right come on
00:19:51luke are you home
00:19:54luke come out come out stop playing i stole one of your pagers i know you're not on call
00:20:07don't say a word there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me his ex or anyone else
00:20:21are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:26she's a dean's daughter we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients she gets them kicked out of
00:20:31school then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:38what are you doing you didn't answer my calls i'm sleeping why don't i join you
00:20:45i could think of a million things i'd rather do like what baby like the thing that i do with
00:20:56the ice cubes ice cubes what ice cubes like call the cops do you not remember i have a restraining
00:21:02order against you your father begged me to not go through with it come on lukey you know you love
00:21:09screwing me i have someone new in my life someone new who the fuck is she i'm gonna give you three
00:21:23seconds to get out of my room and if you're still here i'm gonna call the cops then i'm gonna call the
00:21:28dean and i'm gonna let him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager do you know how dangerous
00:21:33that is no you can't one two fine fine i'm leaving your loss oh my god luke
00:22:03holy shit you smell like booze i sobered up i swear what's with the ice cubes
00:22:21i prefer no ice cubes
00:22:27you won't move on from me lucas
00:22:30you'll come back to me after i take care of that little distraction
00:22:50my virginity
00:22:51my virginity
00:22:54yep still intact
00:22:58fuck my life language miss tisdale
00:23:02jesus what the hell are you doing
00:23:06i'm here to tend to your massive hangover whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:11what would you have me do don't say it don't say it you could join me
00:23:16me
00:23:20selfie you're 21 years old
00:23:30luke that is three years past legal there are plenty of guys on campus
00:23:34would want to fuck me, so what's your problem?
00:23:54I don't even want to think about some boy touching you.
00:23:57But?
00:23:59But a lot of things, Sophie.
00:24:01You're my patient, for one.
00:24:04In an on-campus clinic.
00:24:06I'm graduating this year.
00:24:09Second, you're a virgin.
00:24:14Ouch.
00:24:16I'm asking you to change that.
00:24:27You're talking to Dr. Miller right now, love.
00:24:31You're asking Luke to fuck you.
00:24:36I don't make both.
00:24:38I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards, alright, sweetheart?
00:24:41I'm not that guy.
00:24:43Well, maybe I don't need you to call me Luke.
00:24:49I'm a big girl, I can handle myself.
00:24:54Unless you're just not interested.
00:24:57I saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex, according to you.
00:25:02Someone's jealous.
00:25:03Sophie, there's a reason why I drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make me a cup of coffee.
00:25:12Because it's cheap.
00:25:13Because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform.
00:25:29When you bend over and make me my cup of coffee.
00:25:32You see, you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body.
00:25:38So do it.
00:25:40I'm ready, I promise.
00:25:46Ready?
00:25:47What's that?
00:25:54As your doctor, I know you haven't started your birth control.
00:26:01Sorry, Sophie.
00:26:04Are you kidding me?
00:26:05Can I, uh, can I get, uh...
00:26:12You're killing me.
00:26:15So the Dr. Miller takes you to his fancy ass house, you see his dick and you're still...
00:26:20A virgin?
00:26:22Yeah.
00:26:23I threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this.
00:26:30Can you wait?
00:26:31Oh my god.
00:26:32Sophie, no 36 year old man, I looked his age up by the way, is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you.
00:26:40He respects you, dummy.
00:26:42Or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble.
00:26:44I mean, he's clearly experienced, sophisticated, sexy, all the things I'm not.
00:26:49You have a brand new, shiny, tight pussy.
00:26:53A Cadillac pussy.
00:26:55And Luke's gonna be back for a test drive.
00:26:57Watch.
00:26:58Hi, is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:02No.
00:27:03Can you just order?
00:27:04I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern.
00:27:21But a janitor.
00:27:23Makes a lot more sense.
00:27:25Luke's psycho ex followed me.
00:27:28What do you want?
00:27:31I think we got off on the wrong foot.
00:27:35I didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend.
00:27:42Luke is not your boyfriend, Gina.
00:27:45He made it clear that you two broke up.
00:27:47Oh, so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller knowing that I am pregnant with his child.
00:27:54Can you believe it?
00:27:56Sophie's evil.
00:27:58First Mike, now someone's boyfriend?
00:28:01A slut.
00:28:02Pregnant with Luke's.
00:28:04Did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:13Sophie, you idiot.
00:28:15Of course he was never yours.
00:28:17Sophie, you can have him.
00:28:23You didn't have to hurt my baby.
00:28:25I didn't do this.
00:28:26I swear.
00:28:27I would never.
00:28:28What's going on?
00:28:29Your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman.
00:28:31No, I didn't.
00:28:32I've never spoken to this woman before today.
00:28:34Hey, that's the Dean's daughter.
00:28:37Sophie?
00:28:38I'm calling the police.
00:28:40No, I would never do this.
00:28:41Please.
00:28:42She's just assaulted a pregnant woman.
00:28:44We need a medic too.
00:28:46I'm a doctor.
00:28:47I'm a doctor.
00:28:52I'm a doctor.
00:28:53Um, no, no, no, no. I'm fine. I'll just be going.
00:29:03We can't let you leave without a medical clearance.
00:29:04I've never seen him look so angry.
00:29:05Yeah, it'll be no trouble at all.
00:29:10Your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:11It was for a friend.
00:29:12You liar.
00:29:13I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:14Let me go.
00:29:15I don't want to press charges.
00:29:16Just a moment.
00:29:17Just a moment.
00:29:18You liar.
00:29:19I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:20Let me go.
00:29:21I don't want to press charges.
00:29:22Just a moment.
00:29:23Just a moment.
00:29:25You liar.
00:29:26You liar.
00:29:27You liar.
00:29:28You liar.
00:29:29You liar.
00:29:30I saw you drinking from it.
00:29:31Let me go.
00:29:32I don't want to press charges.
00:29:33Just a moment.
00:29:34Just!
00:29:35Oh my God.
00:29:36You're crazy.
00:29:41You're actually crazy.
00:29:45Luke, please I can explain.
00:30:02She's not passenger.
00:30:04for you? Breaking into my house, stealing my pager, that's normal for you Gina, I
00:30:10get it, but I draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that I care about.
00:30:18Officer, I want her involuntarily committed. She's a danger to herself and
00:30:23people around her. I'll sign the warrant myself. Stop, Luke, this isn't you. You are
00:30:31just being taken advantage of. She's nothing. A cheap, broke, campus whore. You're better
00:30:39than this Luke. Officer, take her away.
00:30:45Let's go. You bitch! You don't deserve him. Let's go.
00:30:53I knew she was psycho. You couldn't even hurt a flight even if someone paid you to.
00:30:58Thanks, Ev. Sophie, I'm sorry. I should never have taken her word over yours. Take the date.
00:31:13Someone's waiting for their new test drive, Cadillac Pissy.
00:31:16You came just to save me? Of course I did.
00:31:36I knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you, so
00:31:40I couldn't stand to see you get hurt because of me.
00:31:47I don't know if I'd buy that, Luke.
00:31:49Sophie, I rushed out of surgery for you. I know she's capable of doing crazy things.
00:31:54I don't think she's as crazy as you think. I mean, she had some pretty good points about you.
00:32:00What do you mean?
00:32:01I mean, you reject all of my advances, and then suddenly I'm so important you leave a patient for me?
00:32:10What do you see in me?
00:32:12Or am I just entertainment to you?
00:32:16Entertainment? Sophie, if you were just entertaining me, I wouldn't get involved in your life.
00:32:21You're just young.
00:32:23I mean, I should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable.
00:32:31Just because you're this big, hot-shot doctor at UPN doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what I want.
00:32:42What do you want?
00:32:48You.
00:32:50Take me seriously.
00:32:53And get in the car.
00:32:56What? To where?
00:32:59Spend Thanksgiving with me and my family.
00:33:01What?
00:33:02Unless you have something else planned for the break.
00:33:04Okay.
00:33:23I thought you said we were here to meet your family, not go to a gala.
00:33:32We're doing both.
00:33:34My mother, she hosts our clinic's charity gala here.
00:33:37The vacation home.
00:33:39Your vacation home?
00:33:40As in you have multiple?
00:33:43Wow.
00:33:44Mr. Millen, it's good to have you home, sir.
00:33:53And you have a butler at your vacation mansion?
00:33:56Luke, you're not just rich.
00:33:57You're like old money.
00:33:59What the hell?
00:34:00Look, I didn't say it because I don't want you to stress out.
00:34:03The truth is, yes.
00:34:05So my family's rich.
00:34:07But we're not here to impress them.
00:34:09We're here to show them that you're a part of my life.
00:34:11And that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you.
00:34:27Is this the waitress that you brought me, Lucas?
00:34:32Why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:35I'm not.
00:34:40Hang on.
00:34:41What even am I to Luke?
00:34:48Mother.
00:34:50This is Sophie, my girlfriend.
00:34:54Girlfriend?
00:34:55No way.
00:34:57Wait, focus, Sophie.
00:34:58Manners.
00:34:59Nice to meet you, Miss Miller.
00:35:01Girlfriend?
00:35:07What happened to the pretty one?
00:35:09Gina?
00:35:11The Dean's daughter?
00:35:12The one I worked so hard to set you up with?
00:35:15Ouch.
00:35:18Mother, again,
00:35:19as I just said, this is my girlfriend.
00:35:22And my date to the gala.
00:35:23If I have to remind you to her importance in my life again,
00:35:26I'm going to make sure this gala does not go smoothly.
00:35:28Unless you want one of your pompous friends
00:35:29to know which one of their husbands you're sleeping with.
00:35:31Oh, you ungrateful child.
00:35:38If you'll excuse us, we need to get ready.
00:35:40Oh, before we go,
00:35:41which room do you keep to bitches,
00:35:43Dior and Versace?
00:35:44She needs some options for tonight.
00:35:47Fourth floor, third door on your floor.
00:35:51Thank you, Mother.
00:35:52Good to see you.
00:35:53That was the hottest thing
00:36:00anybody has ever done for me.
00:36:09Your brother has lost it.
00:36:11Get down here and handle this new
00:36:14trashy arm candy.
00:36:15Is your mom always so...
00:36:25Narcissistic psychopath?
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:30That's why I don't really get along with the family.
00:36:32But the charity gala
00:36:34raises a lot of money for my patients,
00:36:36so I come back every year.
00:36:37You care a lot about your patients.
00:36:40That's sweet.
00:36:41I do.
00:36:43Plus, the other perk is
00:36:44I get to spend a ton of money on you.
00:36:46What does that mean?
00:36:58Luke, you did not.
00:36:59Which one of them speaks to you?
00:37:07I mean, I want all of them.
00:37:08That's done.
00:37:09I haven't even picked one out.
00:37:11You said you want all of them.
00:37:14They're yours.
00:37:1980.
00:37:20I can't accept this.
00:37:21This is like my whole college tuition
00:37:23in this room.
00:37:24Well, I didn't offer you
00:37:25a quarter million dollars in dresses
00:37:26that piss you off.
00:37:27Why do you like me?
00:37:31I'm just a college student
00:37:33and you're...
00:37:34you.
00:37:36Dr. Trust Fund, baby.
00:37:38Your culture, your parents host
00:37:39charity events.
00:37:41You have a butler that does your laundry.
00:37:43I do my laundry
00:37:43in a coin-operated machine
00:37:45that I share with, like,
00:37:46a hundred other students.
00:37:47It's not too late
00:37:49to not associate with me.
00:37:57Of course, it's too late.
00:38:06I'm already falling for you.
00:38:10Then why don't you go
00:38:11all the way with me?
00:38:16Because
00:38:16I want it to be right.
00:38:19I don't want you to look back on this
00:38:20and think of me
00:38:21as the old guy
00:38:21who took advantage of you.
00:38:23Yeah.
00:38:24But take it slow.
00:38:30Even though...
00:38:34there's nothing I'd rather do
00:38:35than rip your clothes off right now.
00:38:37Really?
00:38:43Really.
00:38:44Come back here.
00:39:08I'm just giving you
00:39:09what you want, Luke.
00:39:14Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:16You're the one
00:39:17that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:27Just making sure
00:39:27you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:29Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:37You know,
00:39:38I'm going to need you back for this.
00:39:44Whatever you say, doc.
00:39:56That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:39:59He dumped my best friend!
00:40:02The gala is tonight
00:40:03and Luke is supposed to have
00:40:05the dean's daughter on his arm,
00:40:08not strutting the campus mattress.
00:40:11Luke's an idiot
00:40:13for dumping an heiress
00:40:15for a barista.
00:40:17Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:19I'll pry that little gold digger
00:40:20off his arm
00:40:20just long enough
00:40:21for him to realize
00:40:22that he's made a mistake.
00:40:23Mm-hmm.
00:40:25That's my girl.
00:40:29Sophie, love,
00:40:30you've been in there
00:40:30for two hours.
00:40:32I promise you,
00:40:33you're going to be
00:40:33the most beautiful person
00:40:34at the gala tonight.
00:40:34I promise you,
00:40:35you're going to be the most beautiful person
00:40:36at the gala tonight.
00:40:36I promise you,
00:40:37you're going to be the most beautiful person
00:40:41of all your rich friends.
00:40:45Holy shit.
00:40:50It's not about being pretty.
00:40:58I just,
00:40:59I don't want to embarrass you
00:41:01in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:03I've never even been
00:41:04to a charity auction.
00:41:06Wouldn't it make more sense
00:41:07if we just met up
00:41:07at like a bowling alley
00:41:09and donated the party expenses?
00:41:13You're so refreshing.
00:41:16You ready?
00:41:16Wow.
00:41:35She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:37Yeah.
00:41:37You never said
00:41:38your brother's chef
00:41:39was so pretty.
00:41:40Why would you want
00:41:41to break them up?
00:41:42Shut up.
00:41:43There was a two and a half
00:41:44billion dollar inheritance
00:41:45down the drain.
00:41:45if my brother
00:41:46raises a snow bunny
00:41:47it's that of Gina.
00:41:54I'd like to thank you all
00:41:56for coming to the Baldwin
00:41:56Memorial Charity event.
00:41:58This is a great opportunity
00:41:59for us to raise money
00:42:00for the family clinic.
00:42:01Myself
00:42:02and my girlfriend
00:42:03Sophie Tisdale
00:42:04are very excited
00:42:05to meet and talk
00:42:06to all of you.
00:42:07Cheers.
00:42:12Girlfriend?
00:42:13Not for long.
00:42:14Good evening, everyone.
00:42:30Thank you so much
00:42:31for being here
00:42:32at our wonderful
00:42:33charity auction.
00:42:36Our first item
00:42:37an all-expense-paid trip
00:42:43to Bora Bora
00:42:44with its amazing,
00:42:47iconic,
00:42:48volcanic views
00:42:49starting big.
00:42:51$5,000.
00:42:53$5,000.
00:42:54Now $6,000.
00:42:54That's why I get a $6,000.
00:42:56Bora Bora after $5,000
00:42:57is pretty good.
00:42:58Can I get...
00:43:00You need to come quick.
00:43:01My wife's having
00:43:02an allergic reaction.
00:43:03You going to be okay?
00:43:05Go.
00:43:05Let's go.
00:43:06What is it?
00:43:15My throat.
00:43:17Oh, you're not?
00:43:19Breathe.
00:43:24Sold!
00:43:25Number 12.
00:43:26$7,000.
00:43:27All-expense-paid trip
00:43:28to Bora Bora.
00:43:29Give him a round of applause.
00:43:30Congratulations.
00:43:31Hey, hey, hey.
00:43:32Actually, we have
00:43:33one more item
00:43:34up for grabs.
00:43:36Miss Tisdale,
00:43:37a gorgeous student,
00:43:38has graciously
00:43:39offered herself
00:43:40up for a date
00:43:41with a lucky man.
00:43:43Now,
00:43:44according to Miss Tisdale,
00:43:45she has a great
00:43:46personality
00:43:46and an even better mouth.
00:43:49What a hussy.
00:43:51Auctioning a blowjob?
00:43:52I hope Dr. Miller
00:43:54knows what his girlfriend's
00:43:55up to.
00:43:57I mean,
00:43:57the poor guy's
00:43:57tending to a patient.
00:43:58I knew that you
00:44:00were too classless
00:44:01for this family.
00:44:03Poor Lukey.
00:44:04She hasn't fooled.
00:44:06Trailer trash skank.
00:44:08Who let her kind
00:44:09in here?
00:44:10I wouldn't do that.
00:44:11I would never.
00:44:13I have a thousand
00:44:13for a night
00:44:14with Miss Tisdale.
00:44:16Really, Sophie?
00:44:17No one wants you
00:44:18for a thousand?
00:44:19Whew.
00:44:20All right.
00:44:22Five hundred?
00:44:23All right.
00:44:24Five hundred
00:44:24for the poor girl.
00:44:27She's got student loans.
00:44:29Whatever that means.
00:44:31Where's Luke?
00:44:35Are you?
00:44:38I don't see anything
00:44:40wrong here.
00:44:41No, my throat,
00:44:42it hurts.
00:44:42I recognize you.
00:44:45You're one of my
00:44:45sister's shithead friends.
00:44:46What the hell
00:44:46is going on here?
00:44:47Hey, your sister's
00:44:48doing you a favor, bro.
00:44:49Patrick, get out of my way.
00:44:51Why lower your standards?
00:44:52We're millionaires.
00:44:54She may be a good fuck,
00:44:55but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:02You can talk about
00:45:03my girlfriend
00:45:03when you can live a day
00:45:04without your daddy's money.
00:45:06Motherfucker.
00:45:09Four fifty.
00:45:11Four hundred?
00:45:12Oh, all right.
00:45:17I mean, look,
00:45:17I know Sophie's just
00:45:19being modest.
00:45:20Poor girl doesn't have
00:45:21many skills outside
00:45:22the bedroom.
00:45:24Well, I'll help
00:45:25the young lady, then.
00:45:27Maybe we could have
00:45:28some late night
00:45:29study sessions, huh?
00:45:32Yeah.
00:45:32Sold for four hundred
00:45:34dollars.
00:45:36Wow, Sophie.
00:45:37Looks like people really
00:45:38aren't in the market
00:45:39for used goods.
00:45:40used goods.
00:45:49That's rude, Serena.
00:45:51After you being the person
00:45:52that's had five abortions
00:45:53in the last year.
00:45:54Luke, you watch your mouth
00:45:55right now!
00:45:58What was that you're saying
00:45:59about class,
00:46:00Letitia, darling?
00:46:01You idiot!
00:46:08Get off the stage!
00:46:10We're leaving!
00:46:10Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:12You're humiliating me
00:46:14in front of my friends,
00:46:15you hussy!
00:46:16No need, my dear.
00:46:18Our circle of elite friends
00:46:20can no longer be seen
00:46:21with the likes of you
00:46:22after all of this.
00:46:24No.
00:46:26But, but, no!
00:46:29No!
00:46:30Young man,
00:46:31that information you gave
00:46:33is illegal!
00:46:35You're a doctor!
00:46:36Greg, I was waiting
00:46:37to get to you.
00:46:38You want to bid
00:46:39on my girlfriend?
00:46:40Aren't you a little occupied
00:46:41with your secret girlfriend,
00:46:42Stephanie?
00:46:43How's she recovering
00:46:43from her boob job?
00:46:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:49No, no, no, no, no.
00:46:51Stephanie?
00:46:52The lady?
00:46:53No, no, no!
00:46:53I'm going to sue you
00:47:02for everything you've got!
00:47:04You can't.
00:47:05You see, yes,
00:47:06my family might own
00:47:06the clinic that you all go to,
00:47:08but I practice
00:47:09under the university,
00:47:10so you can't touch me.
00:47:12So, unless you all want me
00:47:13to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:15I suggest you cut
00:47:16very generous checks
00:47:16to the charity
00:47:17and then get the fuck
00:47:18out of my house.
00:47:21Let's go!
00:47:23Get to writing!
00:47:25Let's go!
00:47:25Everybody out!
00:47:33Where'd these assholes go?
00:47:35You didn't have to ruin
00:47:36your charity event for me.
00:47:37I would have been okay.
00:47:38I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:40No one comes at my woman
00:47:41like that.
00:47:42Plus, I think we made more
00:47:43in donations tonight
00:47:44than we have in the last 10 years.
00:47:45Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:47:49You all right?
00:47:50All right?
00:47:54What are you looking for?
00:48:05I paid for all the booze,
00:48:07so I figure how the night went,
00:48:10I might as well be
00:48:11your personal bartender.
00:48:14Right.
00:48:16Okay.
00:48:17Make me...
00:48:18an appletini.
00:48:22What?
00:48:23Seriously?
00:48:25All right, so vodka,
00:48:28lemon, and apple liqueur.
00:48:30Can we just
00:48:31choose something easier?
00:48:32You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:34Move.
00:48:42Can you open that?
00:48:45Thank you!
00:48:49All right.
00:48:50Let's just make it simple.
00:48:52Buy shots.
00:48:55I've never done that before.
00:48:58Seriously?
00:49:00What do you mean?
00:49:00You're like so old.
00:49:01I was trying to get into school.
00:49:03I didn't have time
00:49:04to do body shots
00:49:06off of hot little girls
00:49:06like you.
00:49:07He just said you're hot.
00:49:09Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:11Okay, well,
00:49:11I'll teach you.
00:49:22Holy shit.
00:49:23Holy shit.
00:49:33All right, I got the hang of that.
00:49:46Now it's your turn,
00:49:47Miss Tisdale.
00:49:48Now or never, Sophie.
00:49:49Go for it.
00:49:50New rule.
00:49:51You can't choose
00:49:51the same place twice.
00:49:53Is that so?
00:49:55Then
00:49:56Why are you gonna lick me?
00:49:58Shame, shame, you're trying to play with my emotion
00:50:10Play, blame, only for your lack of devotion
00:50:15How'd you ever think you could pull this shit?
00:50:19Think you could get away with it
00:50:20Be careful what you get
00:50:22Cause you don't know what you might get
00:50:24I'm sorry, was that?
00:50:36You drive me fucking wild
00:50:37Luke, I'm ready
00:50:40I'm an idiot
00:50:48Wait, what?
00:50:50Sophie, I went too far
00:50:51I'm sorry
00:50:53Fuck
00:50:54Luke, no, no, no
00:50:55I'm telling you that I'm ready
00:50:57I want to do this with you
00:50:59Lose my virginity
00:51:00Sophie
00:51:02Don't Sophie me, that's so patronizing
00:51:06Wait, I'm trying
00:51:10But I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt
00:51:13I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life
00:51:17I'm terrified of that
00:51:18It's this that hurts me
00:51:20What you're doing right now rejecting me
00:51:21What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:25Being together?
00:51:25Sophie
00:51:26Did you see what happened here today?
00:51:30I mean, my family sucks
00:51:31My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy
00:51:34I mean, of course I want to be with you
00:51:37But am I right for you?
00:51:40And you really want to take on this much baggage?
00:51:43I might be a virgin
00:51:44But this whole, it's not you, it's me thing
00:51:46Is really freshman year
00:51:47So, where are you going?
00:51:53I'm calling a cab and going back to campus
00:51:55I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore
00:51:58You think you're doing me this favor
00:52:00But really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am
00:52:03Don't follow me
00:52:06I guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid
00:52:22What's the point in talking to me now? You've rejected me thrice!
00:52:38Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:40Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:43Nope
00:52:44Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:52:47So I've got the hottest girl in the bar
00:52:50All to myself
00:52:55What?
00:52:56You heard me
00:52:57Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school
00:53:01Seriously?
00:53:02You're into this?
00:53:04Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:53:07Hell yeah, I would
00:53:08Maybe we can start with a kiss
00:53:11Wow, I'm not unfuckable after all
00:53:14Maybe Luke's the problem
00:53:15I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity
00:53:19Pause
00:53:21What did you just say?
00:53:26I'm a virgin?
00:53:28Oh no, she's a virgin, y'all
00:53:31Aw, cute
00:53:33Excuse me?
00:53:34Too much work
00:53:35You're probably super clingy too
00:53:37You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie
00:53:40S-sweetie? I'm a senior
00:53:43That's even sourer
00:53:44You were just into me
00:53:48Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:53:51You're obviously a nice girl
00:53:53But I'm looking for a fun time, you know?
00:53:56You're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy
00:53:59And...
00:54:00And...
00:54:01Bleh
00:54:02Sorry
00:54:03Bleh?
00:54:04I'm Bleh
00:54:05I'm Bleh
00:54:06I'm in this $80,000 dress
00:54:16And I can't even get a stupid horny prat guy to get with me
00:54:20He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently
00:54:27Oh, and Luke
00:54:28Of course, Luke on the other hand
00:54:29He's had his hands literally inside of me
00:54:31And I guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:33That he didn't need to see more
00:54:35You know what?
00:54:42Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:44I'm at the hospital right now, bro
00:54:45Oh, look at me
00:54:46I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor
00:54:48And I'm also hot as fuck
00:54:50And I just love to leave girls on with the orgasm pap smear 2 for one
00:54:55Say something, asshole
00:54:58Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:01So we can what? Not have sex? Yeah, I don't think so
00:55:05I think I'll stay right here
00:55:06Where the guys at least have, I don't know, the decency to not lead me on
00:55:10Guys? What guys?
00:55:12Did someone do something to you?
00:55:13Of course not
00:55:14They...
00:55:15They said I was too messy
00:55:17Too messy and too much
00:55:19And I guess that means you get a second chance
00:55:22Sophie
00:55:23You either fuck me or you lose me
00:55:27I think I'm gonna pass out
00:55:29I'm coming to get you
00:55:30Keep the phone on you, alright?
00:55:42Sophie
00:55:43Sophie
00:55:44Hey, wake up
00:55:50I gotcha, come on
00:55:59Is she?
00:56:11She's fine
00:56:12She's...
00:56:13Bottled water and two of these in the morning
00:56:15I don't know what she drank
00:56:17But whatever it is, it's gonna hit her hard
00:56:21Sophie, you're gonna be the death of me
00:56:23I love you
00:56:41Rise and shine, party animal
00:56:44You have a lot to tell me
00:56:46Help me
00:56:49You feel like shit
00:56:51You look like shit
00:56:53But like, a million bucks
00:56:55So is this a gift from Luke or?
00:56:57Everly, the only thing that is gonna make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing his name
00:57:04He led me on and then left me for Ted
00:57:07But Luke brought you back to the...
00:57:08Ev, I don't wanna hear it
00:57:10I'm done having my time wasted
00:57:14I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin
00:57:18So I've decided
00:57:21I'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:23Huh?
00:57:24Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:27People, guys aren't gonna stop treating me like a baby
00:57:31Unless I stop acting like one and looking like one
00:57:34I need you to help me look slutty
00:57:43No way, I'm not gonna do that
00:57:45You're not gonna help me look sexy? Why not?
00:57:47Sophie, you are sexy
00:57:49I'm not slutty sexy
00:57:51Guys, don't go for that
00:57:53I look like a nun librarian
00:57:55I'm giving off
00:57:56Don't fuck
00:57:57Snoozefest
00:57:58Boring
00:58:00Sophie, as your best friend
00:58:01I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:02that you don't have to change yourself for the right guy
00:58:05The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:12Burn me up
00:58:28Perfect
00:58:32Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:58:47There's no way
00:58:48That girl's powerful
00:58:49Yeah
00:58:50It is
00:58:51That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:58:53Dude, the makeover's actually working
00:58:54Everyone's looking at you
00:58:55Good
00:58:56I hope the news gets back to Luke
00:58:57I mean more
00:58:58Hmm
00:58:59Holy shit, there he is
00:59:00Are you gonna say something?
00:59:01Holy shit, Sophie
00:59:03Holy shit, Sophie
00:59:04No, I'm just gonna make you regret everything
00:59:05Mmm
00:59:07Thanks babe
00:59:08Yeah, that's how I'm beautiful
00:59:09You're welcome
00:59:10You're welcome
00:59:11Okay, what?
00:59:12Damn
00:59:15Feel free in the morning
00:59:16Soon
00:59:17Yeah, understood
00:59:18Yeah, sorry
00:59:19I'm just gonna make you regret everything
00:59:20That's good
00:59:23That's not negative
00:59:25Well, you want your answers
00:59:26The next time
00:59:27Come see
00:59:28�
00:59:31Where's Hunter
00:59:33Something
00:59:34Good
00:59:35With
00:59:36On
00:59:36On
00:59:37And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:41A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
00:59:44I take all kinds of tips.
00:59:46What the hell's going on here?
00:59:47Stop interrupting, Grandpa.
00:59:49The fuck did you just say?
00:59:51One latte, coming right up.
00:59:54And what can I get for you, doctor?
00:59:57Sophie, what is this?
00:59:58You're dressed different, you're acting different, I don't get it.
01:00:01Whoops, let me get that for you.
01:00:07So did you want a coffee?
01:00:12The ab shining is on the house.
01:00:14Sophie, I don't, is this like a punishment?
01:00:16I mean, if it is, I get it, but throwing yourself at other guys, it's not you.
01:00:19That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:22I gave you a chance.
01:00:24And besides, there's someone out there who wants me
01:00:26and isn't gonna embarrass me in the process.
01:00:28Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:31They don't land fair, you should come.
01:00:34She's got plans.
01:00:36Actually, I don't.
01:00:38My first frat party invite?
01:00:40Wow, this whole hot girl act is actually working.
01:00:43You should bring you home, girl.
01:00:45Guy's gonna love you.
01:00:46I will, see you tonight.
01:00:48You're not going to bed.
01:00:51Newsflash, you're not my boyfriend.
01:00:53You could've been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:00:55That's not true.
01:00:56Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:00:58My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:01Go, go, go!
01:01:03Sophie, I'm not gonna let you throw your life away just because of me, alright?
01:01:07If I'm gonna do this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:01:10What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:15Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:18Sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:19Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:21Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:23I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:29Everly, not funny.
01:01:31Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:37If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:39How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:01:44Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:01:50Red push-up bra or pink?
01:01:52Red.
01:01:54Head in-off bra or pink because of your one.
01:02:06Get in, get Sophie safe, get out.
01:02:09Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for.
01:02:12Sick costume, bro.
01:02:15Right.
01:02:17God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:23Man, sorry.
01:02:25Rules.
01:02:35Idiot.
01:02:39I have to get to her.
01:02:40Where is it?
01:02:44Stop being shy, you look hot.
01:02:48See?
01:02:49Wait, hand me your phone.
01:02:53Why?
01:02:57Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to me.
01:03:05No.
01:03:06Yes.
01:03:13I got to have her.
01:03:14I have to get to her.
01:03:15Where is it?
01:03:19No's never missing any mails.
01:03:21I feel like LeBron, cause I get the ring.
01:03:23If you're bad and you know it, you're my twinny twins.
01:03:26I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think.
01:03:28He opened it immediately.
01:03:30He's so whipped.
01:03:32Welcome to the party.
01:03:37I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think.
01:03:39He opened it immediately.
01:03:41He's so whipped.
01:03:44Welcome to the party.
01:03:45Do you have this out?
01:03:48Ooh.
01:03:48Dude, have his abs!
01:03:52Woo!
01:03:53Yeah!
01:03:53Hell yeah!
01:03:54What?
01:03:55Looks little something like this.
01:03:56Looks a little bit like I can't miss.
01:03:58Ay.
01:03:58Ay.
01:03:59This is what you cover.
01:04:06It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:09So me, so me, so me, so me, so me, so me, so me, so me, so me, so me, so me So me
01:04:19Yeah!
01:04:24Yo this girl's crazy!
01:04:31Yo this girl's crazy!
01:04:36Yeah!
01:04:37Just give me a second guys.
01:04:39Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:04:49You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:04:51Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:04:53That's a lie.
01:04:55You talk?
01:04:58Come on, Sophie. Let's play Spin the Bottle.
01:05:01I'm coming. My friend here is just leaving.
01:05:04Actually, I'll join.
01:05:06What? No.
01:05:07Don't let me down here!
01:05:16Who's going first?
01:05:19I'll spin.
01:05:21Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:22I hope it lands on me. He seems experienced.
01:05:38Fuck.
01:05:39Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:05:43Rules of rule.
01:05:44As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:05:46I want out.
01:06:01Can you talk like adults?
01:06:03Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:04You know, you dress like this, like you're on a fucking right hand.
01:06:09How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:24How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:25How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:27How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:30How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:32How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:34How about another pelvic exam?
01:06:36How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:46How about another treat?
01:07:00what time's up when we just you wanted to I'm just giving you a taste of your
01:07:13medicine Luke now you'll wish you would affect me when you have the chance
01:07:30so how was it Luke's a little too shy for me I'm gonna spin again
01:07:41me me so if you come on him you had your chance Luke
01:07:59come on Noah
01:08:00okay I've never kissed anyone before what so I'm gonna embarrass myself so I'm
01:08:18warning you you can relax I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway really but all the rumors
01:08:26but everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess Derek says that you put your
01:08:30legs behind your head I don't even know a Derek I'm sorry Noah but neither you
01:08:37nor me are losing our virginities tonight I'm so screwed everyone in the frat
01:08:43knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one they're gonna kill me no they're
01:08:47gonna make fun of me and then kill me no they're gonna make fun of me to death
01:08:50wait I'll help you how it's awful quiet in there Noah come on virgin
01:09:05oh they're gonna call me that till they freaking graduate we don't have time just
01:09:11come here you can tell them you lost it to me really you don't care no I'm just
01:09:20trying to make someone jealous you can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care
01:09:23just as long as Luke overhears
01:09:26I owe you
01:09:31Noah are you in there
01:09:36oh yeah
01:09:38it's getting crazy in there
01:09:42oh yeah
01:09:44all right that's enough
01:09:46Sophie you open the damn door
01:09:51okay ready it's working
01:09:54oh you really want to piss him off
01:09:59he deserves it
01:10:16what's the problem doctor
01:10:25the fuck were you doing in there with him
01:10:27well
01:10:28first I unzipped his pants
01:10:32and then I saw his cock
01:10:34liar
01:10:41you don't know that
01:10:43you know you belong to me
01:10:49for that
01:10:50you know you belong to me
01:10:51for that
01:10:54I'm out here turn
01:10:57I'm back up in the street
01:11:00so I don't really got time to fuss and fight
01:11:06no more
01:11:06with you
01:11:08really got time
01:11:10yo
01:11:11get out
01:11:14I need a sock
01:11:25I don't want to
01:11:28me too
01:11:30what don't tell me you're changing your mind
01:11:48no
01:11:49no I'm not changing my mind
01:11:52I'm just kicking myself
01:11:53can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long
01:11:57you fucking idiot
01:11:59you are
01:12:02I'm just kidding
01:12:12you help this world
01:12:12ain't so much space for me
01:12:16I'm out here girl
01:12:18better cop in this train
01:12:22I miss you better take that
01:12:25someone better be dying
01:12:26what's it code blue they are
01:12:31i'm sorry sophie i have to go
01:12:35i've been burned too many times are we ever gonna do this look
01:12:43sophie i promised you the last thing i wanted to see
01:12:49i promise we're gonna do this we are but not in some shitty fat house
01:12:56you deserve better than that better how
01:13:00you do a passport right
01:13:04so sexy underwear track a jacket track a bikini where exactly is he taking you he didn't tell me
01:13:17crap he's here
01:13:21bitch you won't believe this oh my god
01:13:25no way this man's insane he's actually psycho
01:13:35on the other hand crazy makes for good sex
01:13:38don't you have like any advice for me he's hot
01:13:46do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:13:48it's finally happening
01:13:51you look incredible
01:14:05you look incredible
01:14:17you said airport fit
01:14:19i guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:27this is so psychotic am i really worth all this
01:14:31it's the first times
01:14:38are we flying domestic or internationally today sir
01:14:40international
01:14:52look if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds i'm gonna lose my mind
01:14:56i'm sorry i just didn't want to run the surprise
01:15:05a croissant you flew me nine hours for some pastries
01:15:10it's a hint go look at the view you'll know where we are
01:15:15are you crazy you took me to paris
01:15:33whoa whoa whoa i set up an appointment at chanel and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant
01:15:39look
01:15:42you want to add something to the itinerary i think you should take your clothes off
01:15:50i think you should take your clothes off
01:15:52yeah that's i think that's a good idea
01:16:14it's finally happening
01:16:20i don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic
01:16:41you know it was weird when you were my customer and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend
01:16:45is it weird that even in something so basic like this you still turn me on
01:16:56get away from my patient dr miller
01:16:59she's all yours
01:17:01miss tisdale i see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription
01:17:06yes
01:17:07we performed a routine analysis of your urine sample
01:17:10um i regret to inform you sophie we're unable to fulfill your request
01:17:18laurine don't tell me i'm sorry
01:17:23sophie you're pregnant
01:17:27i'll give you two a moment
01:17:28i'm so sorry i i don't know how this happened i was trying to be safe
01:17:41wow what do you think the odds are like 1.6 and 100. you probably hate me
01:17:48as long as you're not planning on ghosting me i'm actually pretty excited
01:17:55graduations in a month and i mean we'll be able to do it together
01:18:07sophie i'm all in
01:18:18go
01:18:21so
01:18:23you
01:18:27you
01:18:29you
01:18:31you
01:18:33you
01:18:36you
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