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00:00:00Grandma! Isn't this the 200 million dollar necklace? The one that got auctioned off?
00:00:14Only the best for my angel. You deserve everything.
00:00:18If I ever hear that that Ethan boy mistreats you, you'll have me to answer to.
00:00:24Oh Grandma, he's so perfect. I literally mentioned Polly once.
00:00:29And he booked the whole thing. Scuba lessons, private yacht, everything.
00:00:35That one.
00:00:41Miss Woods, the engagement party guests are getting useless.
00:00:45But we still can reach Mr. Grayson on his phone.
00:00:49Oh, really? I'll go find him.
00:00:59Hey! Does being handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:19Be more careful next time.
00:01:21We planned it for two years. And finally, this new American technology is ours.
00:01:37Moscow will be happy.
00:01:39After learning a sniper.
00:01:41Don't worry. There's a prank down below.
00:01:43No one will even be able to find us here.
00:01:45A prank?
00:01:47Americans and their parties.
00:01:51No one will be able to do the everything.
00:01:53No one will be able to get on the right to kill you while he's not gonna be able to kill you.
00:01:55So we can't see the right to kill you.
00:01:57No one will be able to kill you.
00:01:59Ok, you'll be able to kill you.
00:02:01Room service!
00:02:03Mission accomplished.
00:02:05and she wants to go super diving and i would take her of course then a little oxygen non-functioner
00:02:25will happen and she wants to go super diving and i would take her of course then a little oxygen
00:02:38non-functioner will happen she will die doing exactly what she wanted who would suspect i
00:02:43murdered and once she's gone i would take care of her grandma too and then everything will be mine
00:02:54she's crazy about you man the mansion the porch don't you feel anything for her sure i do but i love money
00:03:03way more can you blame me for that to become filthy rich without doing any hardworking
00:03:10my dream wedding is a complete sham he doesn't want to marry me he wants to kill me
00:03:27well again he's being pretty give you a pass in basic manners i'm sorry okay i'm just a little
00:03:46busy having the first night of my life
00:03:51another runaway bride classic
00:04:11oh
00:04:16oh
00:04:20Grandma, everything hurts.
00:04:50What the hell are you doing here?
00:04:59What am I doing here?
00:05:00I saved your ass.
00:05:02If I'd be in five minutes later, you would be leaving your dead grandma for you.
00:05:10Babe, thank god, I thought I lost you.
00:05:27She knows about my plan?
00:05:29No.
00:05:30No.
00:05:31Yo, bro, keep your hands to yourself.
00:05:35Huh?
00:05:36My grandma's dead?
00:05:38What do you mean my grandma's dead?
00:05:40What happened to her?
00:05:41Tell me.
00:05:42Dude, what's wrong with you?
00:05:44You can screw with me, kill me, do whatever you want with me, but leave my grandmother
00:05:48out of this.
00:05:49Oh.
00:05:50Oh.
00:05:51M.
00:05:52Gee.
00:05:52This isn't real.
00:05:55O. M. G. This isn't real.
00:06:25Am I dead? Is this some freaky afterlife glitch? Why the hell am I inside someone else?
00:06:44I'm still alive? What the fuck's going on?
00:06:54Who the hell are you and why are you in my body?
00:06:58I was about to ask you the same thing.
00:07:01What did you do?
00:07:05You're that suicidal bride?
00:07:12And you're the jerk who bumped into me the other day.
00:07:16What should we do?
00:07:22Um, my identity is complicated. If you don't want any trouble, you'll need to stick by me 24-7.
00:07:35Um, excuse me? I'm Blair Woods, the heiress of the Woods family. There is no way I'm staying with a filthy stranger 24-7. Got it?
00:07:48Stranger? Fine. Then let's get married.
00:08:01What? Are you insane?
00:08:05You were running out on your wedding, weren't you? Fine. I'll go back in there right now and I'll tell that guy I changed my mind.
00:08:14Wedding's back on!
00:08:16No! Please! He's trying to kill me! Absolutely not!
00:08:21Blair!
00:08:25Your choice. Him or me.
00:08:30Fine. I'll marry you. But the second we switch back, we divorce. Deal.
00:08:45Babe, who's this?
00:08:47Mom! What the hell?
00:08:52My boyfriend says you're trash, so congrats! You're dumped!
00:08:59Don't leave me. You're probably too short.
00:09:03I'm too short? Excuse me?
00:09:06What's going on?
00:09:17This guy is clearly using you.
00:09:19Don't let these pretty boys act fool you.
00:09:23And what's wrong with being pretty, hmm?
00:09:26It's better than being a murderous con man.
00:09:28Scumbags who kill women for money don't deserve to get to marry me.
00:09:33My fiance. Hmm. Dream mom.
00:09:42Wait. I will be waiting for you to come to your sense when we talk.
00:09:51You have the worst beast in men. That guy's a coward.
00:09:58Fine. I'll marry you. But I'm in one condition.
00:10:13You swap back first. If it works, we're done.
00:10:19If not, then...
00:10:28Then I'll see you at the church.
00:10:30Fair enough.
00:10:31Don't disappoint me, Fiona's name.
00:10:35But how do we switch back? We can't just crash into each other again. Can we?
00:10:47And game. Go stand in the middle of the road. I'll bribe my car.
00:10:52I would rather be a bitter bride than roadkill.
00:10:55You know what? Screw it. We are getting married. Get ready to kneel.
00:11:01Kneel?
00:11:08Clay?
00:11:10Claire Woodsman.
00:11:12Honey, I asked for your name, not your fiance.
00:11:15Oh. Huh.
00:11:17What's my name again?
00:11:19No.
00:11:20Hmm.
00:11:22Peter, are you absolutely sure about this?
00:11:25Because I've been on the test for five years.
00:11:28And I'm telling you this one I may take up from the neck out.
00:11:32Um, excuse me? Are you calling me crazy?
00:11:36With that, please just process the affirmation.
00:11:45Oh, well. Looks like our bride is eager to get him at him. Thank you.
00:11:50I can't believe you're getting married just like that.
00:11:53It's just a big marriage, Your Highness. Just stop whining.
00:12:01Great. My first wedding. And it's with you.
00:12:06Oh, please. Like I'm thrilled with that.
00:12:09Liam Lowell, do you take this woman to be your really good wife?
00:12:14For will, hardship, and everything in between?
00:12:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He does. He does.
00:12:20Alright then, from Blair Woods.
00:12:23Same stuff.
00:12:25Wonderful.
00:12:26I will check that as a yes.
00:12:28Now, please exchange the rings.
00:12:31Rings?
00:12:34Whoa, we're not at the kissing point yet.
00:12:36No. I got it.
00:12:37I got it.
00:12:48Wow.
00:12:51You really do come prepared.
00:12:54I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:12:57Why? You may kiss.
00:13:15No, no, no, no, no. Can't do it. No.
00:13:17No, no, no.
00:13:19Um, excuse me. If we were in this situation, you would never get the chance to kiss me in your lifetime.
00:13:27Jill, this marriage is just particularly arranging.
00:13:31It's such a secret institution, Marley, I confidence to you too.
00:13:36Pastor, it's like we had a choice.
00:13:38Good choice.
00:13:48Wow.
00:13:50I really am a kisser.
00:13:59Wow.
00:14:01This ring's...
00:14:03insanely intricate.
00:14:04Didn't peg you for the sentimental classy type.
00:14:11It belonged to my foster mother.
00:14:13It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:14:18OMG.
00:14:20I'm so sorry.
00:14:22This must be, like, super important to you. Here, take it back.
00:14:25Shhh.
00:14:26We're married now.
00:14:28I've carried this ring as a good luck charm for years.
00:14:31Now I can protect you instead.
00:14:35Come on.
00:14:36Let's go home.
00:14:38Husband.
00:14:40Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:14:47Hold on.
00:14:49Wait.
00:14:51This is your bike?
00:14:53What do you expect?
00:14:55Come on.
00:14:56I've always wanted to do this.
00:14:59Let's go.
00:15:00Let's go.
00:15:18Oh my god.
00:15:20People actually lived in unfurnished apartment buildings?
00:15:24What are you doing?
00:15:25Just taking photos from my followers.
00:15:28Okay, princess.
00:15:30Welcome to your new life.
00:15:32Follow me.
00:15:35What?
00:15:39Wow.
00:15:55This is your home?
00:15:56Not bad.
00:15:58I mean, my whole closet is bigger than this place, but still.
00:16:02Someone used to welcome better or poorer at the church.
00:16:06Or was that over for sure?
00:16:07Oh yeah?
00:16:08Then by that same vow, you're stuck with me, brother too.
00:16:10Hmm.
00:16:11Brother's not that long.
00:16:12I mean, you could die any day.
00:16:13Excuse me?
00:16:14Morbid much?
00:16:15But are you like really really sure about this place?
00:16:16Because don't just correct mine.
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00:16:43You're not moving away from Roger about this place because Don was just corrected mine?
00:16:44Not an option.
00:16:45Listen, if you want to survive, you'll stay put right here.
00:16:46Why?
00:16:51Oh.
00:16:52Shout-out-it little princesses.
00:16:57You don't know who I am, what I do.
00:17:00And you still followed me home.
00:17:02Aren't you just a little scared about what I might do to you?
00:17:05What's that supposed to mean?
00:17:07What are you planning?
00:17:08Oh, relax.
00:17:09Oh, relax.
00:17:11I'm just saying.
00:17:14You know, we swapped bodies.
00:17:18So things might just happen.
00:17:22And if they do, you'll need to accept it and keep quiet.
00:17:28Things? Like what things?
00:17:30Like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:17:35I'm sorry, what?
00:17:39Oh, where's my lighter?
00:17:51I knew he was trouble.
00:17:54This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:17:57I need to get out of here, fast.
00:18:09Please.
00:18:11Trying to leave? Too late.
00:18:14My identity is classified and you know too much now.
00:18:18Please, please, please, please, please, please, please. Don't kill me.
00:18:21I promise I'll stay put.
00:18:23Relax. As long as you don't do anything stupid, I'm not going to touch you.
00:18:28You are my wife now after all.
00:18:32If you're like a secret agent, doesn't that mean like a bunch of people are trying to kill you?
00:18:38That's exactly why I brought you here.
00:18:41This is a safe house.
00:18:43Sticking close to me is your only chance to live.
00:18:47I never thought I'd end up living with a secret agent.
00:18:50Well, get used to it.
00:18:54Anyway, go wash up. Bedtime.
00:19:01Wait a second.
00:19:04There's only one bed.
00:19:06Dibs.
00:19:16Dibs.
00:19:17You get the couch.
00:19:18Move it.
00:19:19Move.
00:19:20Stop.
00:19:21This is my bed.
00:19:22Don't you have any sugary?
00:19:24Ladies first.
00:19:25I have a secret agent, not a knight.
00:19:27Besides, have you looked in the mirror recently?
00:19:30Are you really a lady right now?
00:19:32I don't care.
00:19:34Alright?
00:19:35I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:19:36For the record, this is my house.
00:19:45Didn't you say you'd protect me?
00:19:47I don't even get to sleep in a bed.
00:19:51Fine.
00:19:53You can have the bed.
00:19:54But no funny business.
00:20:04I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:20:19What the?
00:20:20Am I catching feelings from that entitled princess?
00:20:23AHHHHH!
00:20:24O M G!
00:20:26AHHHHH!
00:20:27O M G!
00:20:28O-M-G!
00:20:50AHHHHH!
00:20:52O-M-G!
00:20:54This is hard, buddy!
00:20:55What happened?
00:20:56What happened?
00:20:58Even the M-A-X gas station bathroom has better than this.
00:21:04What is this?
00:21:06A bar of soap...
00:21:08Err... obviously...
00:21:11Whoa!
00:21:16Listen up.
00:21:19If this sketchy hat soap touches my face...
00:21:22Worth a solid thirty million dollars in skincare,
00:21:25Then I'm going to YEET your favorite appendage
00:21:27appendage down the toilet. Are we clear? Good. Now, grab your wallet, because it's time for some retail therapy!
00:21:42Come on, babe, let's go.
00:21:44This woman is terrifying.
00:22:00What are you doing? Trust the process, okay?
00:22:09Oh my god.
00:22:12Be a good girl. Don't move.
00:22:36Slay!
00:22:42Well, your face really is worth 30 million.
00:22:47Finally, some more good taste. Welcome to the Clue Club!
00:22:52The shades would look fine on you. Do you want to try?
00:23:01Nah, I'll take everything.
00:23:04The whole line up? Ma'am, it's a limited edition, like a hundred bucks each.
00:23:09My treat.
00:23:21Okay, how does this even work?
00:23:35Come here, I'll show you.
00:23:37Don't move. I might cut you.
00:23:52I'll show you.
00:24:03Is it hot in here? Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:24:06I'll show you.
00:24:08Done. Rinse it off when you shower.
00:24:10I'll show you.
00:24:12I'll show you.
00:24:13I'll show you.
00:24:14I'll show you.
00:24:16Hey, no peeking, got it?
00:24:36Hey, it's not like your face is on my must-see list.
00:24:39Brewed much?
00:24:43Hey, ow!
00:24:45Careful!
00:24:46Ugh, this bad thing is so weird.
00:25:00It's some guy named Raven that I answered.
00:25:02Yeah, whatever he says, just answer, uh-huh, nothing else.
00:25:07Hmm, simple.
00:25:09Mm-hmm.
00:25:14Yo, baby.
00:25:15Been straight up no smoke for this?
00:25:18Miss me, or what?
00:25:22Let me guess, you dodging another heat squad or something again?
00:25:31Figures.
00:25:32You are basically untouchable anyway.
00:25:34I got you a fresh geek line up.
00:25:36Buzz me up, love.
00:25:38Waiting downstairs.
00:25:45Uh-huh.
00:25:46It's your boy.
00:25:50Hmm?
00:25:51He says he's downstairs, something about a mission.
00:25:54Oh, what the hell did you agree?
00:25:59You told me to, uh-huh, so I, uh-huh.
00:26:01Oh, shit.
00:26:02Come on, where's my towel?
00:26:07Give me my towel.
00:26:08I'm gonna go out like that.
00:26:09I'm gonna go out like that.
00:26:10What's the problem?
00:26:11At least put something on.
00:26:13Uh-huh.
00:26:17Why...
00:26:18Uh-huh.
00:26:22I'm gonna go out like that, but-
00:26:24What now?!
00:26:24Are you gonna go out like that?!
00:26:26What's the problem?
00:26:28At least put something on.
00:26:31Oh
00:26:41Took you long enough
00:26:45Am I interrupting something
00:26:53So who's this?
00:26:57My wife
00:26:59You got married
00:27:03Since when?
00:27:05Yesterday
00:27:07The accident introduced me to the love of my life
00:27:09We uh leaked immediately and uh
00:27:13Got married
00:27:15Is there a problem?
00:27:17I thought we had something
00:27:21Now you are married
00:27:23Without even telling me
00:27:25Don't get any ideas
00:27:27Means I'm straight
00:27:29So um
00:27:31What brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:27:33Okay
00:27:37You two really are end game
00:27:41Anyways
00:27:43Can you tell your girl deep for a sec
00:27:45This is real talk
00:27:47Nah
00:27:49She's uh
00:27:51She's good
00:27:53She knows what's up
00:27:55Besides
00:27:57We don't gatekeep in this marriage
00:27:59Seriously
00:28:01You do remember we are in business
00:28:03That chews people up the seconds
00:28:05They get solved
00:28:07Skip me I'm hot
00:28:09No
00:28:13Hold on
00:28:15Didn't you say this ring was more important than your life
00:28:17Once
00:28:19I tried to touch it and he nearly snapped my wrist
00:28:21Keep your hands off my wife
00:28:23Keep your hands off my wife
00:28:25Yes I gave it to her
00:28:27Problem
00:28:29Yeah she really is the one
00:28:31Fine
00:28:33This is your next hit
00:28:35No no
00:28:37We just got married
00:28:39We are
00:28:41We're on our honeymoon
00:28:43My congratulations
00:28:45But you've been off the grief for too long brother
00:28:47If you don't take this mission
00:28:49You will fail your monthly evaluation
00:28:51And face the death challenge
00:28:55Your wife
00:28:57Or your life
00:28:59Choice is yours
00:29:03Choice is yours
00:29:05Yes
00:29:23Honeymoon is over
00:29:25He's taking the job
00:29:27Now that's the spirit
00:29:29Good luck
00:29:31Lovebirds
00:29:33You're not counting on me to do this secret agent mission, right?
00:29:45Relax, I'll handle it
00:29:47Relax, I'll handle it
00:29:59Blair Woods, you got married and didn't tell me?
00:30:07We're so dead
00:30:09Well?
00:30:23Care to explain yourselves?
00:30:27Well?
00:30:29Care to explain yourselves?
00:30:31Grandma, he's um
00:30:33He's the love of my life
00:30:35I'm all in with him
00:30:37Bruh, same with feeling
00:30:39You dropped out of an engagement two days ago
00:30:41And now you're marrying some
00:30:43Rando?
00:30:45Not on my watch
00:30:47Think of the family's reputation
00:30:49Grandma, please
00:30:51We truly love each other
00:30:53Grandma, I promise
00:30:55It's true love
00:30:57Yeah, Grandma
00:30:59He's actually kind of sweet
00:31:01I'll even hand over my passwords
00:31:03My bank accounts
00:31:05My crypto
00:31:07Netflix
00:31:09Literally anything
00:31:11You say what now?
00:31:13Yeah, it's uh
00:31:15It's true, Grandma
00:31:17He'll give me everything
00:31:19Yums
00:31:23We don't need his proper change
00:31:25We're fine
00:31:27It makes you happy
00:31:41How did you know about my migraines?
00:31:45Oh
00:31:46Um
00:31:47Blair mentioned it
00:31:49She says uh
00:31:51They hit pretty hard when you're stressed
00:31:53So I learned a couple hacks just in case
00:31:55Wow, that's actually sweet
00:31:57The last one didn't even pretend to care
00:31:59All I did was ask for my money
00:32:03I can't believe I was so blind
00:32:05Grandma must be really disappointed with me
00:32:09I'm sorry, Grandma
00:32:11That was my bad
00:32:12I trusted the wrong person
00:32:13But it won't happen again
00:32:14I'm
00:32:15Hmm
00:32:16Taking back control
00:32:20Sweetheart, I get it
00:32:22The bad hair just fell
00:32:23Hmm
00:32:24Even if it's one second before Bob
00:32:26So you can still help him
00:32:27Hmm
00:32:28So love who you love
00:32:32As for you
00:32:34Come here
00:32:39If I ever find out
00:32:56That you mistreated my granddaughter
00:32:58Trust me
00:33:00You'll regret it for the rest of your life
00:33:02Grandma
00:33:03Grandma
00:33:04I am your precious granddaughter
00:33:18Game time
00:33:19Target is being spotted
00:33:20Oh my god
00:33:21Liam
00:33:22Ah
00:33:30Ah
00:33:31Oh my god
00:33:33What is taking me so long?
00:33:35Oh my god
00:33:37Liam
00:33:38Ah
00:33:39Ah
00:33:40Ah
00:33:41Ah
00:33:42Ah
00:33:43Ah
00:33:44Ah
00:33:45Ah
00:33:46Ah
00:33:48Stay with me. Don't you dare pass out.
00:34:04Are you okay?
00:34:07Did somebody miss you?
00:34:08My mission's done, but
00:34:10somebody tagged me and
00:34:13I can't stop the bleeding
00:34:15and I can't find the damn wound.
00:34:18That's it. I'm taken to the ER.
00:34:22No, no, no.
00:34:24The hospital is too risky.
00:34:27Just, oh, just
00:34:28just how we find the bullet hole
00:34:31and
00:34:31I'll patch myself up.
00:34:34Just
00:34:36What day is it?
00:34:52Are you seriously checking the calendar
00:34:56while I'm bleeding out?
00:35:05What?
00:35:08Plot twist, you silly goose.
00:35:09You didn't get shot.
00:35:12You just got your first period.
00:35:19What exactly is your play here?
00:35:28Um, helping you with your cramps done.
00:35:31By holding my hand?
00:35:34Shh. It's science.
00:35:37Study shows that holding hands with someone you care about actually reduces pain.
00:35:42Hmm, even from fake couples?
00:35:44Even from fake couples?
00:35:46Even from fake couples?
00:35:48I think she'd stop talking.
00:35:50Maybe you should stop reading fake news.
00:35:52It's not fake news!
00:35:56It's not fake news!
00:35:58It's not fake news!
00:36:04So...
00:36:05Are you feeling any better?
00:36:07Actually, yeah.
00:36:09I am feeling a bit less wrecked.
00:36:13Honestly,
00:36:14I know we don't cramp this bad.
00:36:16Your intense secret agent cardio today probably didn't help.
00:36:20Your endurance sucks.
00:36:22That mission nearly took me out.
00:36:26Looks like I'm flunking this evaluation.
00:36:30Real talk.
00:36:31Why do you even do it?
00:36:32This whole secret agent thing.
00:36:34It seems dangerous AF.
00:36:39For my foster mom.
00:36:46She seems really kind.
00:36:48Yeah.
00:36:49Yeah.
00:36:50She was.
00:36:51She taught me how to survive.
00:36:53She's the one that got you into the secret agency?
00:36:56Yeah.
00:36:57And I won't disappoint her.
00:37:02Okay, fine.
00:37:03Count me in.
00:37:04I'll help you ace your evaluation and get your spot.
00:37:07No.
00:37:08Absolutely not.
00:37:09End of discussion.
00:37:16No.
00:37:17No.
00:37:18Absolutely not.
00:37:19End of discussion.
00:37:24You're not doing it.
00:37:25I won't let you risk your bite.
00:37:26Besides me, who else is going to help you now?
00:37:30Your body is still yours and your muscle memory is still there.
00:37:34And the rest, you can teach me.
00:37:37You are the top agent, aren't you?
00:37:39You're the top agent.
00:37:40This job is more dangerous than you think.
00:37:42I can't afford to lose you too.
00:37:45Oh, come on.
00:37:47What?
00:37:48You can't keep on planning doing all this dirty work using my delicate body forever.
00:37:52Also?
00:37:53Ew, I'm not doing this for free.
00:37:56Three favors from you.
00:37:57Non-negotiable.
00:38:00Fine.
00:38:03Good point.
00:38:08What the hell just happened?
00:38:10Did she seriously just pat my head like I'm a puppy?
00:38:12Why did that make me feel weirdly happy?
00:38:17Get it together, Liam.
00:38:18It was just a kiss.
00:38:22Oh, God.
00:38:23What did I just do?
00:38:25Did I kiss him?
00:38:26Why the hell did I kiss him?
00:38:29Wait.
00:38:31Do I like him?
00:38:32Okay.
00:38:50Wow.
00:38:52You actually can cook.
00:38:54Mm-hmm.
00:38:56You know, for a second I was thinking of promoting you to my future husband.
00:39:03Enough talking.
00:39:05Eat up.
00:39:07This is the last moment of happiness you'll have today.
00:39:23This is the whole plan?
00:39:25That's just the table of contents.
00:39:29Ew.
00:39:33Just out of curiosity.
00:39:36Is it too late to back up?
00:39:3949.
00:39:4350.
00:39:44Loser is your man.
00:39:45Won't you go down for coffee?
00:39:46Is it too late to go down for you?
00:39:50How am I stretching it out?
00:39:52Why?
00:39:54I don't know how to read and see how it gets taken?
00:39:56Who knows who likes the phone to cry?
00:39:58What a Jedi might welcome her.
00:40:00vorbei.
00:40:01Poor husband.
00:40:02Poor paycheck.
00:40:03Wow.
00:40:10When you got one,女?
00:40:11My body's coming out.
00:40:13Hmm.
00:40:18Damn.
00:40:20My body's coming out.
00:40:22Keep your hands to yourself.
00:40:25That's enough.
00:40:26Damn.
00:40:28I'll be here poking out.
00:40:30Come on.
00:40:41Fit back to your own body.
00:40:51After we switch back, I'm so gonna write a fantasy novel about this experience.
00:40:55Kissing myself.
00:40:57A memoir.
00:40:59Don't you dare.
00:41:01That's...
00:41:03And I only in person.
00:41:05That's even worse.
00:41:07Anyway, after lunch, I'm going to show you something special.
00:41:15Let me guess.
00:41:17Your hair jewelry.
00:41:19Ancient artifact.
00:41:21Ooh.
00:41:22I know.
00:41:23A limited edition Hermes!
00:41:27Oh my god.
00:41:33My babies.
00:41:35Impressive, man.
00:41:37Oh my god.
00:41:43This is what you call your babies?
00:41:45Ew.
00:41:46You know what?
00:41:47I should have never trusted anyone who washes their face with bar soap, okay?
00:41:53Just...
00:41:54Just pick one for me already.
00:41:56No.
00:41:57You've gotta touch them for yourself.
00:41:59You'll know which one is right.
00:42:07You're my wife now.
00:42:09I won't allow anything to compromise your safety.
00:42:13Um...
00:42:14Technically, I'm your husband.
00:42:16Then pick a damn gun, dear husband.
00:42:19Any meaning by me and...
00:42:20you're my skin.
00:42:21I'm your skin.
00:42:22Uh huh.
00:42:23Not bad.
00:42:24As an HK Fallout 6, high capacity assault rifle.
00:42:25Definitely not beginner friendly.
00:42:26Not bad, that's an HK-409-6, high capacity assault rifle, definitely not beginner friendly.
00:42:56Please, be more careful with my body.
00:43:07Alright. Knees, shoulder with the palm, elbows in.
00:43:13Hey, can you even get some elbows in?
00:43:16Of course.
00:43:19Lesson 1. Observation.
00:43:24Find a target you want, and just practice observing.
00:43:32No way, is that Tasha?
00:43:35Who?
00:43:36Tasha, my best friend. What are the odds? I'm definitely going to text her later.
00:43:42What the fuck? I swear to god, I'm definitely going to go kill those cheating bastards.
00:43:57So what happened with you and Blair?
00:44:05Ugh. Don't even mention. Some pretty boy just show up and stole her.
00:44:10What? And you just gave up?
00:44:13Baby, I worked so hard to introduce you to that cash cow.
00:44:19It's so difficult for me to find someone so rich and so gullible.
00:44:26I'm so sick and tired of following her around like a lap dog.
00:44:31Honey, just bear with it a little longer.
00:44:36Do it proud, baby. We need the money.
00:44:39I did everything for her. She was getting bullied by these mean girls and guess who stepped in?
00:44:55Me.
00:44:56And now that dumb slut is playing kissy face with Ethan? Ew.
00:45:10You've been cursing for three hours. If you're that mad, why not just confront them on the spot?
00:45:16You know what? You're right. She used me for my money. I won't let people off who betray me that easily.
00:45:43Hey, babe. Dinner tomorrow?
00:45:45Oh, she has the nerve to ask me out. Fine. If she wants to play, let's get fired.
00:46:15Look, I fully endorse you going after them, but I'm legit terrible with drama.
00:46:30Hey, you still owe me three favors, remember?
00:46:33I'm so resilient to your husband for dirty work. Classy.
00:46:40Oh, stupid heels.
00:46:42Let's go, my dear husband.
00:46:44Hey, babe. I've been thinking about us non-stop. You walked out on me at the engagement party. I mean, maybe I messed it up. I'm sorry, okay? I just... I just can't imagine my life without you. And hey!
00:47:12I'm willing to move past the fact that you is left with another man. As long as you come back with me.
00:47:19Listen, you're going to be a piece of trash.
00:47:26You must be Blair's new guy. I'm Tasha. Her best friend.
00:47:41You mean, the kind of best friend who looks up with her fiance? Wow. That's not how much you are.
00:47:51Don't be like that. You're kind of hot, you know? No wonder she chose to be with you.
00:48:03Excuse me. Have some self-respect. Oh, and for the record, I'm not her boyfriend. I'm her husband.
00:48:12What? You're married already? Well, I mean, I'm not surprised. Blair's gorgeous in red, sure. But in case you didn't know, she literally walked out of her wedding. Such a spoiled brat.
00:48:34So, what? You're telling me that little ambush today was, uh, your big plan? To have her, to force her back when you did? What's in it for you?
00:48:51What's in it for you? What's in it for me? Oh, baby. Nothing makes me happier than seeing her miserable.
00:49:14Oh, my God. How ungrateful can one girl be?
00:49:17Absolutely shameless. I feel sorry for her boyfriend. Poor guy.
00:49:24Blair. I just want to understand what I did wrong. You're leaving? Wrecked.
00:49:32Just give us another shot.
00:49:35Oh, it wrecked. You did it. What do you think of telling us?
00:49:40For you about morning sickness because of me?
00:49:42I'm sorry.
00:49:50And you, you bat-standing bitch.
00:49:54You like showing so much.
00:49:56Keep your shared man to yourself.
00:49:59You're insane, you! You're making things up!
00:50:08Fine. Showtime.
00:50:11Everybody, phones in hand, air drops on.
00:50:23You bitch! You investigated me!
00:50:26Watch out!
00:50:29You cheat. You lie. And now you want to hit a woman?
00:50:33Congratulations, Ethan. You've disgraced all men.
00:50:41Now you're scared? I thought you were a badass five minutes ago.
00:50:49If you show your face around here again, I swear I'll put you back in the door.
00:50:54Every. Single. Fucking. Time.
00:51:03You two better watch your facts. You're both gonna regret it.
00:51:07Oh my god. That was so satisfying. How about you even get the footage?
00:51:19No, please. In my mind of work, you pick up with your hacking skills.
00:51:27Damn it! Nobody makes a fool of me.
00:51:31It's time to activate our little problem solver.
00:51:34I'm going to destroy Blair Woods completely!
00:51:50Miss Woods, you need to get back to the office right now.
00:51:53Something's better.
00:51:54Miss Woods, thank god you're here. We've got a problem.
00:51:56Miss Woods, thank god you're here. We've got a problem.
00:51:58Miss Woods, thank god you're here. We've got a problem.
00:52:00Miss Woods, thank god you're here. We've got a problem.
00:52:02Miss Woods, thank god you're here. We've got a problem.
00:52:09Hi Miss Woods, we're an important Miss Woods company today face to face. Let's get justice.
00:52:14And what exactly are you accusing yourself?
00:52:16This? This is what your cream did to me.
00:52:17No, that's impossible. Our face creams are all natural out. No additives. We've never had a reaction like this before.
00:52:23I've seen this, right? A thousand of you are watching.
00:52:26Don't let them gaslight me.
00:52:27I've seen this, right? A thousand of you are watching. Don't let them gaslight me.
00:52:56If you claim this product ruined your face, I'll test it right now. If there's a problem, I'll double your compensation.
00:53:09Oh yeah, go on. Enjoy this special in high screen, honey.
00:53:14Let me guess. You were hoping I'd put this sulfuric-laced acid cream on and melt my face off.
00:53:27How the hell does she know?
00:53:34Run this in the mail. Comprehensive to stock samples, I would result in an hour.
00:53:39What? No. I've never picked something like this. Why would I like to risk my face just to rain here?
00:53:54Come here.
00:54:04How dare you question me? I'm in my fiance's company. Nice try.
00:54:09These rashes? They just make up.
00:54:14Are you serious? She faked it?
00:54:17Well, fraud, defamation, assault?
00:54:22Congratulations. Your influencer career is over.
00:54:26No, please. I even need to...
00:54:29Terrific cars.
00:54:30Uh, cost.
00:54:37I'll admit it.
00:54:39He was surprising me, I suppose.
00:54:41Hm.
00:54:47But...
00:54:49There's something that's still bugging me.
00:54:51How'd you even get in here?
00:54:52No security clearance. No mutation.
00:54:53You might want to check for a mole in your company.
00:54:54You might want to check for a mole in your company.
00:54:56You've cleaned that thing like a hundred times already.
00:54:58You've cleaned that thing like a hundred times already.
00:54:59You're still thinking about that mole?
00:55:00You're still thinking about that mole?
00:55:01Somebody let that liar waltz right into your car.
00:55:02Somebody let that liar waltz right into your car.
00:55:04Somebody let that liar waltz right into your car.
00:55:05You might want to check for a mole in your company.
00:55:06You've cleaned that thing like a hundred times already.
00:55:07You're still thinking about that mole?
00:55:08Somebody let that liar waltz right into my office. Not a rookie move.
00:55:09You're still thinking about that mole?
00:55:10Somebody let that liar waltz right into my office. Not a rookie move.
00:55:11I bet your ex-fiancé Ethan is behind this.
00:55:12You're still thinking about that mole?
00:55:13Somebody let that liar waltz right into my office. Not a rookie move.
00:55:18You're still thinking about that mole?
00:55:19Somebody let that liar waltz right into my office. Not a rookie move.
00:55:36I bet your ex-fiancé Ethan is behind this.
00:55:41Got proof?
00:55:43You two better watch your ass. I will make both of you regret it.
00:55:50Let's just call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:55:55One day, I'm going to blow his brains out.
00:56:01We're agents, not assassins.
00:56:04Now quit pouting and put your jacket on. We're going out for lunch.
00:56:19This looks like an opening scene to a disaster movie.
00:56:21You're not here for the party, okay?
00:56:23Welcome to Secret Agent's HQ. Let's go.
00:56:34You see that bartender over there? She'll take you to Marianne, the one who hands out the assignments.
00:56:53Wait. You're not going with me?
00:56:59The agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers. You'll have to do this one alone.
00:57:05Little heads up, Marianne is a little obsessed with me.
00:57:11Of course she is. You really do leave broken hearts everywhere.
00:57:16Oh, Max. I've never even touched her.
00:57:23Hello beautiful. Are you alone? Can I buy you a drink, maybe?
00:57:43Maybe?
00:57:46Come on, sweethearts. Let's have some fun.
00:57:50What's up?
00:57:51Oh, Max!
00:57:54I'm a good friend.
00:57:55I'm a good friend.
00:57:56I'm a good friend, brother.
00:58:00Who is doing this?
00:58:01Oh...
00:58:02Oh...
00:58:03Oh...
00:58:04Oh...
00:58:05Oh...
00:58:06Oh...
00:58:07Oh...
00:58:08Oh...
00:58:09Oh...
00:58:10Oh...
00:58:11Oh...
00:58:12Oh...
00:58:13Oh...
00:58:14Miss, you've been glued to me all night, right?
00:58:21Could you not?
00:58:24I'm here for your admission, not whatever this is.
00:58:29And I am giving you one.
00:58:33After we handle some more pressing letters,
00:58:37we've got all night, baby.
00:58:40Nothing going on with her?
00:58:42Men are full of shit.
00:58:45I'm sorry, baby. Not tonight.
00:58:53Let me guess, this is about her?
00:58:57What?
00:59:12Are you serious? You've turned me down for months, but you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:59:19She's not that girl. She's my wife.
00:59:23You gave her this?
00:59:26The elite agent ring. She's a nobody!
00:59:30My partner deserves to share in everything that I have.
00:59:36Aw, an agent trying to love like a civilian. Cute.
00:59:44Wake up.
00:59:47Your mission, straight from the Chief.
00:59:50No grim mistakes.
00:59:52She's none of your concern.
01:00:03Chief, are you sure Nighthawk is the right option for this mission?
01:00:08Of course.
01:00:10If he's married Blair, it could compromise everything.
01:00:13Even better.
01:00:14That's exactly what I'm up for.
01:00:17Let's see if my little bird stays loyal.
01:00:20Or great.
01:00:24Fish?
01:00:25What are you, what?
01:00:27You filthy whore!
01:00:43I'll show you what a real man is capable of.
01:00:50Nighthawk?
01:00:52Who do you think you're yelling at?
01:00:54Nighthawk?
01:00:55You're dead?
01:00:56She said no.
01:00:57I didn't know she was with you.
01:01:01You are so lucky.
01:01:03Get lost and pray you don't see me again.
01:01:16You okay?
01:01:17Thanks.
01:01:31Yeah.
01:01:33I'm so sorry.
01:01:35I should've been there sooner.
01:01:37fault. I just haven't found that powerless in years. It was like I was right back at
01:01:43my childhood, you know? Just trying to survive.
01:01:49Don't worry.
01:01:53From now on, I'll protect you.
01:01:59If you keep looking at me like that, I might think you'd actually like me.
01:02:08What? Ew. No way. You're in my body, okay? I'm just protecting my property. Besides, I'm
01:02:17not the one with secret admirers crawling over them.
01:02:20Marianne doesn't count. There's nothing at all between us. I've actually never had the
01:02:24luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
01:02:27I mean, but what if you could? We're married technically. You could quit your job, work
01:02:39for my company. Ma'am, let me take care of you.
01:02:44That's not my way of living. Besides, you're my wife. I'm supposed to be taking care of you.
01:02:52Oh yeah. Well, when did I agree to be your wife?
01:02:55Have you ever thought about what we'll do if we're stuck in these bodies forever?
01:03:03I mean, it's not ideal, but I could get used to it. Besides, I just have to learn how to pee
01:03:16standing up first.
01:03:17With you around, I mean, I guess it wouldn't be so bad.
01:03:21Liam, I promise I'll study really, really hard to be good and bad as a man.
01:03:33Whoa, whoa. No, no, no way. We have to switch back. I'll find a way, I swear.
01:03:38I will never understand you men and your weird pride.
01:03:51Back to business. Let's see who we're dealing with this time.
01:03:56No way. We're going after an international spy?
01:04:08Wait, it's me. What the fuck? How the hell am I an international spy? There has to be some
01:04:17type of mistake.
01:04:18I've heard rumors. It's like the X-Files inside the agency. Basically, fake missions covering
01:04:28up dirty work of billionaires. You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
01:04:34Ethan!
01:04:35Hacked the system. Traced the payments. Miss him all right?
01:04:50Oh, fine. If he wants to play dirty, I'll show him dirty.
01:04:56What's the plan?
01:04:58The company under Ethan's name, I gave it to him on his birthday. When I was being stupid.
01:05:05Now, I'm taking it back. Done. This evidence should be enough to sink him.
01:05:17Your email's working. Look like tomorrow's headlines just found their star.
01:05:28Your scandal is everywhere. Everyone knows you cheated on the Woods areas.
01:05:35Our company's stock is crashing because of this. You better give us an answer to them.
01:05:43And what's the PR's doing? Let's have this headline scrubbed. Now!
01:05:48Let's be real. Our PR team is a joke comparing to what the Woods family got. Do the smart thing,
01:05:53Ethan. Step down or we'll make the board vote you out.
01:06:02Step down! I'm the chairman! You can't force me out!
01:06:08You sure about that?
01:06:14Blair, you've got the nerves to show at my company.
01:06:18Oh, it's your company now?
01:06:23Security! Get them out!
01:06:29What? Did you lose your hearing now?
01:06:35Oh, I am so sorry, Ethan.
01:06:39We're not here to chat. We're here to become your new bosses!
01:06:44What the hell are you talking about?
01:06:51All right. Hmm. Play stupid. But let's go through the fine print. Shall we?
01:07:02What?
01:07:04Blair Woods held 51% of the company shares, making her the majority stakeholder and chairwoman.
01:07:12Ethan Grayson, Cassia Blake, you're both officially fired.
01:07:18I built this company from nothing! You can't just take it from me!
01:07:22Buddy, take a good, wrong woman from the mirror. If you even have one.
01:07:33This company? I? My wife? Gave it to her. And now, we're taking it back. Problem?
01:07:43Oh, and just one more thing. I know what you did with that influencer.
01:07:53We decided to file a lawsuit for predatory competition. Get ready to get served.
01:08:01Sir.
01:08:05Girls like you will never understand. I worked my ass off to get here and you just stroll on in and take it?
01:08:12Can't I just have one thing without you taking it too?
01:08:17Help! Help! Help! Help! Somebody call the ambulance, please!
01:08:30Baby, baby, please stay with me, okay? Please, please, stay with me.
01:08:35Those locks, you're safe.
01:08:47Rayburn, I want the best sergeant here in 20 minutes and I don't care if you have to drag them here by chains.
01:08:54If he dies, I swear, I'll make sure your life goes down with him.
01:09:08Ten years retired.
01:09:11I didn't think I would be pulled out at the gunpoint central port into his demise.
01:09:15Desperate times, dog.
01:09:18Like you, act as fast. Ten minutes later, he will be gone.
01:09:24Come on, dog. Let's give the love birds a minute.
01:09:31Why did you take the hit from me?
01:09:36What if you died? What the hell would I do?
01:09:40It hurts, doesn't it?
01:09:46I wish I could take the pain away from you.
01:09:49I wish I could take the pain away from you.
01:09:50Even when I came here...
01:09:52I wish I could take the pain away from you.
01:09:53I wish I could take the pain away from you.
01:09:56No way!
01:10:15We're back!
01:10:23Liam!
01:10:25Liam, we're back!
01:10:26We actually need to switch back!
01:10:41Wait!
01:10:42I haven't brushed my teeth!
01:10:45Liam, that's already too long.
01:10:56Hello?
01:10:57It's all gone.
01:10:58Everything.
01:10:59You have to help me.
01:11:00Pathetic!
01:11:01You got some ner-comic beef.
01:11:02You gave the orders, Gloria.
01:11:03Unless you want your little secret going public.
01:11:05Why?
01:11:06One last shot.
01:11:07Why?
01:11:08One last shot.
01:11:09I want Flair out of the picture.
01:11:10This time, for good.
01:11:11Hey!
01:11:12How do you feel?
01:11:13What's wrong?
01:11:14Do you need something?
01:11:15Didn't you say that holding hands helps?
01:11:16People need the pain?
01:11:17What?
01:11:18Didn't you say that was, like, fake news or something?
01:11:19I looked it up.
01:11:20And it turns out it's true.
01:11:21It was the person you love.
01:11:22Oh, jeez!
01:11:23I said it, agnit it's fine.
01:11:24It's the person you love.
01:11:25You did.
01:11:26Just put it in your face.
01:11:27Just put it in your face.
01:11:28You can get the phone, help me out of the picture.
01:11:29This time, for good.
01:11:30Hey, how did you feel?
01:11:31What?
01:11:32What's wrong?
01:11:33Do you need something?
01:11:34Didn't you say that holding hands helps?
01:11:36People need the pain.
01:11:38What?
01:11:39Didn't you say that was, like, fake news or something?
01:11:42I looked it up, and it turned out it's true.
01:11:47That's how it's true, if it's the person you love.
01:11:59Well, since you're so into me, I guess maybe I'll let you stay my husband a little longer.
01:12:07I didn't think I'd ever get to love again.
01:12:11And then this body swap nonsense happened and somehow we switched back.
01:12:18Maybe prayers really do work.
01:12:23Um, I'll just go get us some water.
01:12:39Wow, the infamous cold-blooded agent takes a knife for a woman.
01:12:46Romantic enough to make me cry.
01:12:49Almost.
01:12:52What do you want? Spit it out.
01:12:55You already think about what happens if your covers blow.
01:12:58You get only one life, Leo.
01:13:02How many times you can prove it in front of hers?
01:13:08He's right.
01:13:10As long as she's with me, she'll always be in danger.
01:13:13What the hell do I do?
01:13:15I hate to break off the soap opera, but there's still a third wheel here.
01:13:27I'll let you guys go.
01:13:28Okay.
01:13:29What do you want?
01:13:30Just say it.
01:13:31Just a heads up, man.
01:13:32You blow off the last mission.
01:13:33Feast off the client.
01:13:34Gloria is not exactly for it.
01:13:35You bet I want you back.
01:13:36You bet I want you back.
01:13:37You bet I want you back.
01:13:38You bet I want you back.
01:13:39You bet I want you back.
01:13:41Understood.
01:13:42I won't let anyone touch her.
01:13:43You bet I want you back.
01:13:45I'm sure.
01:13:46You bet I want you back.
01:13:47That's the point.
01:13:48I won't let anyone touch her.
01:13:49You bet I can.
01:13:51You bet I can take my eyes away.
01:13:58I'll let you guys go.
01:14:05Understood? I won't let anyone touch her. Not now. Not ever.
01:14:17All this fuss over a girl. It's funny. You raise a little bird long enough and it basically
01:14:25fly wherever it wants. I'm sorry, ma'am. Save it. Go take your punishment. I don't
01:14:35know. This Blair Weeds has to die.
01:14:55Hey, girl. You free tonight? Let's go out. Have some fun.
01:15:06Hey, Liam. Let's go out and dance tonight. We can finally relax a bit.
01:15:12I'm not going.
01:15:19Figures. Probably just stuck around because of the body swap. Real husband material, eh?
01:15:28Blair. I think, uh, I think we should go ahead and file for divorce.
01:15:39What's that supposed to mean?
01:15:44Wasn't that the deal, right? Once we'd switch back, we'd call it.
01:15:48Lying by me? It's not like I'm desperate to stay married or something.
01:15:57You've been married for how long? We haven't even seen your husband.
01:16:05Come on. Bring him out tonight.
01:16:06Nah. It's just a fake marriage. Anyway, we're planning just a bit soon.
01:16:15Yeah. But you like him, don't you?
01:16:16Yeah. But you like him, don't you?
01:16:17Um, I, um...
01:16:18Well, go for it. Playing save is not your style.
01:16:22One more round. Let's go.
01:16:23One more round. Let's go.
01:16:24One more round.
01:16:25Let's go.
01:16:26No, no. You're wasted. I'm calling your right.
01:16:29No.
01:16:30No, no.
01:16:31Um, I, um, I go for it.
01:16:38Plane safe is not your style.
01:16:48One more round.
01:16:51Let's go.
01:16:52Vera, no.
01:16:54You're wasted.
01:16:55I'm calling you a ride.
01:16:56No.
01:16:57I don't want to go.
01:16:58I never get to have fun anymore.
01:17:01Please.
01:17:01You can go out whenever you want.
01:17:04It's not like your husband's gonna stop you.
01:17:06Hey.
01:17:08What?
01:17:08You kind of had a nerve.
01:17:10Cheers.
01:17:12Woo.
01:17:15Whoa.
01:17:22Oh my God.
01:17:25Who's the hottie?
01:17:26How much have you had to drink?
01:17:45Where?
01:17:46Who's this?
01:17:48Nice to meet you.
01:17:49I'm Blair's husband.
01:17:51I don't know.
01:17:52I literally just, I just met him on the streets.
01:17:57Seriously.
01:17:58I don't know.
01:17:59I just met him on the streets.
01:17:59Seriously.
01:18:00I don't know.
01:18:00I don't know.
01:18:01I don't know.
01:18:01I don't know.
01:18:02I don't know.
01:18:02I don't know.
01:18:02I don't know.
01:18:03I don't know.
01:18:04I literally just, I just met him on the streets.
01:18:06Seriously.
01:18:07You're so lucky.
01:18:08What does he do?
01:18:09I don't know.
01:18:10I don't know.
01:18:11I don't know.
01:18:12I don't know.
01:18:13I don't know.
01:18:14What do you, I literally just, I just met him on the streets.
01:18:16Seriously.
01:18:17You're so lucky.
01:18:18What does he do?
01:18:19Oh, um, he's a, a model.
01:18:20A model.
01:18:21I knew it.
01:18:22A model.
01:18:23Come on.
01:18:24Show us some photos.
01:18:26Maybe next time.
01:18:27I promise.
01:18:28I promise.
01:18:29I promise.
01:18:30I promise.
01:18:31I promise.
01:18:32I promise.
01:18:33I promise.
01:18:34I promise.
01:18:35I promise.
01:18:36I promise.
01:18:37I promise.
01:18:38I promise.
01:18:39I promise.
01:18:40But tonight.
01:18:41I'm going to steal my wife away if she's, uh, I don't look at tears to drink.
01:18:52Cheers.
01:18:53Oh, yeah.
01:18:54What do you want to say?
01:18:56I do.
01:18:57I do.
01:18:58I do.
01:18:59I do.
01:19:00I do.
01:19:01I do.
01:19:02I do.
01:19:03I do.
01:19:04I do.
01:19:05I do.
01:19:06Man, you really are a lightweight.
01:19:11Hey Liam, thanks girl.
01:19:15For what?
01:19:18For take me out.
01:19:21Even though you ignored my cool jerk.
01:19:26Look, I think I want more than thanks.
01:19:33Easy.
01:19:43Just breathe, okay?
01:19:45I'll be right back.
01:19:46I'm gonna get water.
01:19:47Okay.
01:20:03FLAIR?
01:20:09FLAIR?
01:20:13FLAIR?
01:20:15FLAIR?
01:20:17FLAIR?
01:20:18FLAIR?
01:20:20FLAIR?
01:20:22FLAIR?
01:20:25FLAIR?
01:20:27FLAIR?
01:20:29FLAIR?
01:20:30FLAIR?
01:20:33Well, well, well, if he isn't the famous CEO, Blair Woods.
01:20:37Where is your knight in the shining armor?
01:20:41in the shining armor, huh?
01:20:43Don't get cocky!
01:20:49That look again!
01:20:51I hate it!
01:20:53You always look at me
01:20:55as it was some insect.
01:20:57Who the fuck are you to look
01:20:59down on me?
01:21:01You're just a parasite living up
01:21:03women's success and you think you deserve
01:21:05respect?
01:21:07Cute.
01:21:09Keep your mouth off, hmm?
01:21:11You're not walking out of here tonight
01:21:13anyways.
01:21:17The thought that I actually used to
01:21:19date you
01:21:21makes me want to throw up again!
01:21:27You wanna know the fun part?
01:21:29It's not even me
01:21:31who wants you dead.
01:21:33You made Pete and his babe
01:21:35a glass.
01:21:39We need to find Blair's location.
01:21:41Use every connection we have.
01:21:43No screw ups.
01:21:45You're gonna transfer
01:21:47all your shares into my account.
01:21:49And maybe
01:21:51I will tell you who wants you down.
01:21:53Dream on Luther!
01:21:55You ungrateful bitch!
01:21:57It's just a gem.
01:22:01But I guess you lucked it out.
01:22:03Not this time.
01:22:05Blair!
01:22:07Leo!
01:22:09Leo!
01:22:11Leo!
01:22:13Why do you keep saving me
01:22:15if you're just gonna push me out?
01:22:17You ungrateful bitch!
01:22:19You ungrateful bitch!
01:22:21It's just a gem.
01:22:23But I guess you lucked it out.
01:22:25Not this time.
01:22:27Blair!
01:22:29Leo!
01:22:31Why do you keep saving me
01:22:33if you're just gonna push me away?
01:22:35Because I'm scared, okay?
01:22:37I'm scared of you getting hurt because of me.
01:22:39Alright, I'm done pushing away.
01:22:41I'm done letting you go.
01:22:43No!
01:22:45How did you find us?
01:22:47Just say it!
01:22:59Who's behind this?
01:23:01It doesn't really matter.
01:23:05You're way over your head now.
01:23:13Okay!
01:23:15No!
01:23:16I tell ya!
01:23:17Time!
01:23:20It's an agency.
01:23:22Even the legendary Nighthawk works for them.
01:23:27You pissed the wrong person.
01:23:32What?
01:23:39Get behind me!
01:23:42Not bad!
01:23:43Still sharp!
01:23:45Just like I drink.
01:23:50Couldn't get the job done.
01:23:52Still has a miracle one in his mouth.
01:24:02Long time last year, Blair.
01:24:04Not allowed to say,
01:24:06you're trying to look more than what I need there.
01:24:08And trust me,
01:24:10I don't think that is a compliment.
01:24:11I don't think that is a compliment.
01:24:14I...
01:24:15I...
01:24:17Oh!
01:24:18Did nobody tell you?
01:24:20I'm Gloria.
01:24:22I'm Maria's loving foster mother.
01:24:26And you're sweet, dear auntie.
01:24:29Aunt Gloria?
01:24:30What are you talking about?
01:24:31Of course.
01:24:32Your grandmother never mentioned me.
01:24:33To her, only your precious son was all the matter.
01:24:35But don't worry.
01:24:36I killed your father.
01:24:37And I'm gonna do the same to you.
01:24:38After that, the old witch is next.
01:24:39My...
01:24:40My father?
01:24:41His death wasn't an accident?
01:24:42No.
01:24:43He got in the way.
01:24:44You all did.
01:24:45You both did.
01:24:46No.
01:24:47What is family for?
01:24:48Should have been live.
01:24:49And you.
01:24:50Son to come home.
01:24:51Good boy.
01:24:52Tell them.
01:24:53Hello.
01:24:54Hello.
01:24:55I am.
01:24:56I am.
01:24:57I am.
01:24:58I am.
01:24:59I am.
01:25:00Hello.
01:25:01I am.
01:25:02I am.
01:25:03I am.
01:25:04I am.
01:25:05I am.
01:25:06You.
01:25:07I am.
01:25:08I am.
01:25:09I am.
01:25:10You're gonna choose her over me?
01:25:17I won't let anyone hurt her, not even you.
01:25:21Then you'll die with her.
01:25:31Lie down and die quietly, will you?
01:25:34You're breathing the same air and you're fine.
01:25:41There must be an antidote.
01:25:44Clever girl.
01:25:45Must be that woods blood running through your veins.
01:25:48Doesn't matter, knowing that won't save you.
01:25:52The antidote is mine and mine alone.
01:25:55You always were my finest creation.
01:26:06Did everything I do never mean anything to you?
01:26:11I don't care!
01:26:12All I want is what should have been mine and whoever gets in my way will be crushed!
01:26:18I'm not your weapon anymore!
01:26:20And if you try to hurt her, I will fight you with everything that I've got!
01:26:25Even after all of this, Grandma still left you her estate and you didn't deserve any of it!
01:26:36LIES!
01:26:37None of this was yours!
01:26:40LIES! LIES! LIES!
01:26:42After him, you're next!
01:26:44You're next!
01:26:45You're next!
01:26:54Former intelligence operative, Gloria Woods.
01:26:55Arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping.
01:26:57Sources confirm-
01:26:58They did it!
01:26:59But they used you for years. Aren't you angry?
01:27:00I was. But now, I think I'm just done caring. I paid my dues.
01:27:16From now on, I'll be by your side.
01:27:20Wow.
01:27:21Yeah, I made it with love. You know?
01:27:34It's beautiful.
01:27:35I think, uh, the fork's a bit too much of a challenge right now.
01:27:53So what you're saying is you'd like me to be a challenge.
01:27:56Do you want to know what I want to do with us?
01:28:00What?
01:28:01You.
01:28:02What?
01:28:03You.
01:28:04Yes.
01:28:09Yes.
01:28:27Ahhh!
01:28:28Will you marry me again, except this time for real?
01:28:38Yes.
01:28:58Will you marry me again?
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