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00:00:00good evening ladies and gentlemen and i welcome all of you to the very first episode of narcos so
00:00:13it's a it's another one of those shows that to be honest i've waited a very very long time for
00:00:20to actually start watching no idea why i didn't decide to start watching earlier but you know
00:00:25what it's just one of those things and without knowing anything about this show apart from this
00:00:32is about colombian drug smuggler pablo escobar i want to i want to see what this is all about because
00:00:39i don't exactly know what to expect what i am however anticipating is that it's going to involve
00:00:46a lot of murder a lot of infighting an awful lot of a lot of chaos is going to ensue from the very
00:00:58from the word go and i don't even think by the time the show is over will the carnage stop because i
00:01:06think i think this is almost one of those uh sort of worlds where it never ends probably because
00:01:13there's too much money to be made on the back of human suffering sad but true so all that being
00:01:19said here it is the very first episode of narcos let's go literally just before i watch the wire too
00:01:27the television series is inspired by true events some of the characters names business incidents in
00:01:42locations and events have been fictionalized for dramatization purposes any similarity to the
00:01:47name character or history of any person is entirely coincidental and unintentional
00:01:51okay there you are there's your disclaimer of the day
00:01:55magical realism is defined as what happens when a highly detailed realistic setting is invaded by
00:02:13something too strange to believe
00:02:16nowadays the u.s government can listen to anything you say they know where you are they know who you're
00:02:35talking to and trust me they know who you're fucking you turn on a cell phone or a computer and you're doomed
00:02:44but in colombia 1989 it wasn't that easy first off there was no internet no cells the best they had
00:02:54were satellite phones in order to capture a satellite phone you had to fly directly over
00:02:59on top of that the only people who had sat phones were the filthy rich the landowners the politicians
00:03:06drug powers for us the narcos were richer than them all
00:03:12and once you got a signal you didn't know who you were listening to that's why back then the u.s
00:03:31government developed software that could identify the voices of our targets
00:03:35i got poisoned at 400 to 1700 megahertz jungle and you guessed it no gps either
00:03:42hammer so you had no idea where they were once we got a target we still had it located
00:03:49so we had to triangulate their signals using assets on the ground
00:03:56okay he's in modelia he's on the west side hawkeye how do you copy that can you be more specific
00:04:02police units are standing by
00:04:14poison didn't know it but he just made himself a date negative on hammer this
00:04:20fuck waters tell us where he's going hammer disengage so who do we give this to ea
00:04:27yeah let's give it to javier opinion pay is an asshole i'm gonna give it to the other guy
00:04:35by the other guy he meant me i'm steve murphy
00:04:38drug enforcement agent and as you can see i am deeply embedded in colombia hello
00:04:54i would have loved to go after poison myself but the dea is restricted in a foreign country
00:04:59so i did just what you would do i called the cops
00:05:04hola
00:05:04hey spenceria
00:05:09he's done
00:05:09yeah but again how how reliable would this have been because do you think the police would have
00:05:19uh cared do you think that because who do you think is going to be more afraid of um afraid of the of
00:05:24all the of all the narcos the baron of course the police will either either be in on it or
00:05:30they know fine well that narcos would literally be running a small army with foot soldiers literally
00:05:38armed to the teeth
00:05:43yeah i'm not too sure
00:05:45i really don't what's that one rate class in uh warhammer 40 000 the orcs something like that who
00:05:53uh absolutely insane mercenaries and their their entire purpose was to uh is death and destruction
00:06:03yeah that's got to describe some of the foot soldiers would you want to take even one on let alone
00:06:08two i i don't i wouldn't no absolutely no way even if i was a police officer even if i had
00:06:17all the jurisdiction in the world and had all the means to take them down
00:06:23hey vena kennedy
00:06:26tu compañero me acaba de dar un regalito
00:06:31pues
00:06:37el ya sabe cómo le va a empezar el regalo
00:06:40sà claro si no es un pendejo
00:06:45pues me voy
00:06:47me vas a clavar con la cuenta cabrón
00:06:53i'll take that as a yes
00:06:55you can shoot that guy
00:06:57in case you're wondering this is the asshole javier pena my partner and this is colonel carillo the
00:07:05leader of the search block the unit we helped create to capture the bad guys boy did he have a lot of
00:07:11love for the narcos
00:07:16party time in zona rosa everybody goes there especially the local hitmen colombians call them cicados
00:07:24what is that my son
00:07:25my brother
00:07:28we're going to go in there we're going to go in there
00:07:30now poison he was one of the best
00:07:33crazy motherfucker who killed dozens of people
00:07:36probably hundreds
00:07:39but don't get me wrong i would have sent carillo there even if poison never killed a fly
00:07:44i don't have a lot of love for the narcos
00:07:46don't have a love for nothing not love for narcos
00:07:56we'll see you by the end of this
00:08:00that's a lot of i know muchachos
00:08:02vamos a parar en la catorce y darle vuelta a la esquina
00:08:05rianio trujillo usted está al frente conmigo
00:08:08galvis silvia retaguardia
00:08:10y ustedes dos muchachos a cuidar la parte de atrás vamos a entrar con todo y darle plomo listo
00:08:29i wouldn't blame you if you held me responsible for this bloodbath
00:08:32yeah i pushed the buttons
00:08:47yep there it is
00:08:52but don't call me a bad guy just yet
00:09:02so
00:09:17soy el fuego que arde tu piel soy el agua que mata tu ser el castillo la torre yo soy
00:09:30la espada que guarda el caudal y tu el aire que respiro yo
00:09:39y la luz de la luna en el mar la garganta que ansÃo mojar que temo ahogar
00:09:48el fuego que es que te amó
00:09:50y por qué
00:09:52e
00:09:54esto
00:09:56es
00:09:59y
00:10:00Oh, dices to me that I'm
00:10:05Basta comirar
00:10:08Oh, and to you será
00:10:11And to you será
00:10:15The musical is all very glorious, so it must be said
00:10:26Meanwhile
00:10:27Take Richard Nixon, for instance
00:10:29People forget that 47 million Americans voted for Nixon
00:10:33We thought he was one of the good guys
00:10:36And Nixon thought Chilean general Pinochet was a good guy
00:10:40Because he hated the commons
00:10:41So we helped Pinochet seize power
00:10:44Then Pinochet turned around and killed thousands of people
00:10:56Maybe not such a good guy after all
00:10:58But sometimes bad guys do good things
00:11:08Nobody knows this, but back in 73
00:11:13Chile was on its way to being the world's biggest cocaine processing and exporting center
00:11:18They had deserts to hide the labs
00:11:25And miles of unpatrolled coastline to shift the product north
00:11:28But Pinochet spoiled the party
00:11:39He shot down 33 labs and arrested 346 drug dealers
00:11:46And then
00:11:51Bing Pinochet
00:11:52Killed them
00:11:54He had them all killed
00:11:55Atención fir
00:11:57Terciar
00:11:59Apuntar
00:12:02Cargar
00:12:04They say when a nuclear holocaust destroys the world
00:12:20Only the cockroaches will survive
00:12:22I guess they were right
00:12:26The bullets missed Matteo Moreno
00:12:31A.K.A. Cockroach
00:12:33And he was smart enough to play dead
00:12:35Probably the shark more than anything
00:12:39He wasn't killed on that day
00:12:41However
00:12:43Instead
00:12:44He won the damn lottery
00:12:46Oh
00:12:48Cockroach
00:12:51He had been stealing from his bosses for months
00:12:53Now he was left alone in the world with the perfect product
00:12:56A product whose offer creates its own demand
00:13:00Back then we were just finding out about the effects of cocaine on the human brain
00:13:26We didn't know much but we knew it was some pretty powerful shit
00:13:31Cocaine hijacks the pleasure centers in the brain
00:13:36A rat will
00:13:38Choose cocaine over food and water
00:13:45It would choose cocaine over sleep
00:13:48Over sex
00:13:49Over life itself
00:13:51The human brain isn't quite the same as a rodent's
00:13:54Ah
00:13:55Unless we're talking about cocaine
00:13:59Cockroach knew he had the perfect product
00:14:08He just needed to smuggle it to the right markets
00:14:11And of course he knew what to do
00:14:15And the best smugglers in the world were in Colombia
00:14:17Mmm
00:14:18Like Goldilocks he had three options
00:14:24And pay attention because all three are important to this story
00:14:28The Ashowa brothers
00:14:32Jorge
00:14:33That's Fabi on the horse
00:14:35A typical Colombian smuggling family
00:14:38They were smart
00:14:40And rich
00:14:41The cockroach felt the high life and made him too soft
00:14:45Another possible partner was José RodrÃguez Gacha
00:14:50Nicknamed the Mexican for his love of tequila and sombreros
00:14:53He dominated the emerald smuggling routes
00:14:57Emeralds are a pretty rough trade even by Colombian standards
00:15:07If you make it to the top
00:15:09If you make it to the top
00:15:09It means you killed your enemies
00:15:12And sometimes your partners
00:15:19Cockroach worried that the emerald trade had made Gacha too hard
00:15:28So he zeroed in on his third option
00:15:32A man cockroach knew would be just right
00:15:36Yeah, you guessed it
00:15:41Pablo Escobar
00:15:43The man who would change my life forever
00:15:46Pablo was making a killing in the smuggling business
00:15:51Cigarettes, alcohol, marijuana, you name it
00:15:54At the time Pablo owned half the police in Medellin
00:15:59But DAS was Colombian's version of the FBI
00:16:03They didn't play by the same rules
00:16:06Definitely not
00:16:08Well, what rules are there really?
00:16:21You're talking about the same rules
00:16:22You're talking about the same rules
00:16:23Don't be quiet, you're talking about the same rules
00:16:24Don't be quiet, be quiet
00:16:25Be quiet
00:16:26Be quiet
00:16:28I told you that Mr. Jose Luis
00:16:31How do you know my name?
00:16:34You're the coronel Jose Luis Herrera
00:16:36He is Nacho Ibarra
00:16:41There is Garcia
00:16:46Lopez
00:16:48Lopez
00:16:49Is this Pinilla?
00:16:50Yes, Pinilla
00:16:51Is this Pinilla?
00:16:52Yes
00:16:53Pinilla
00:16:54And there with Filipe is the Esperanza
00:16:56I'm not sure about this
00:17:03I'm not sure about this
00:17:04Open, open
00:17:05Oh, no
00:17:06He's not
00:17:23He's not
00:17:24the privilege, coronel.
00:17:25Ah, sÃ?
00:17:26Que me diga.
00:17:27¿Y los papeles de importación?
00:17:30Necesita papeles para sus televisores.
00:17:32Lléveselos.
00:17:35Qué pena, señor Escobar,
00:17:36pero es que nosotros no somos
00:17:38la policÃa de MedellÃn
00:17:39que se gana una mierda a la semana.
00:17:40No, hermana, es que no es para usted.
00:17:42Entonces.
00:17:43Es para Carlitos.
00:17:45Su hijo.
00:17:47Uh-oh.
00:17:49No creo, pues,
00:17:49que le gustarÃa tener
00:17:50un televisor en el cuarto.
00:17:51Llega, Pinilla.
00:17:57Su hija acaba de sacar el pase,
00:17:59¿cierto?
00:18:00Bebé, ahà tenemos
00:18:01unos sistemas de sonidos
00:18:03para carros, pues,
00:18:04muy bacanos,
00:18:05muy bonitos.
00:18:07Es amiguito suyo, López,
00:18:10tiene una mujer
00:18:10que hace una belleza,
00:18:11¿sà o qué?
00:18:12¿Sà o no?
00:18:13Una mamacita.
00:18:15Su esposa es muy hermosa, hermano.
00:18:18¿Qué has hecho
00:18:18con un tipo como usted?
00:18:21He knows everything, ¿no?
00:18:26Creo que se merece
00:18:27unas hollitas, ¿no?
00:18:31¿Qué tal si le mande a los muchachos
00:18:32con unos regalitos?
00:18:38¿Y oiga, coronel?
00:18:39Su mamá, ¿cómo está?
00:18:41¿Salió de la clÃnica o qué?
00:18:42SÃ, sÃ,
00:18:43ella está más aliviada.
00:18:44Es que bueno.
00:18:45Eso nos alegra mucho, ¿sà o qué?
00:18:46SÃ.
00:18:48Señores.
00:18:49Les voy a decir
00:18:52quién soy.
00:18:54Yo soy Pablo Emilio
00:18:56Escobar Gaviria.
00:18:58Mis ojos están
00:18:59en todos lados.
00:19:01O sea, ustedes no pueden
00:19:02hacer una puta sola mierda
00:19:03en el departamento
00:19:04de Antioquia
00:19:05sin que yo me entere.
00:19:06SÃ, señores.
00:19:07No pueden mover
00:19:08un dedo.
00:19:09Un dÃa yo voy a ser
00:19:13presidente
00:19:13de la República de Colombia.
00:19:17Y bien.
00:19:18Me gano la vida
00:19:19haciendo negocios,
00:19:20asà que pues fresco,
00:19:21tranquilo.
00:19:22Ustedes pueden
00:19:23aceptar mi negocio
00:19:24o aceptar las consecuencias.
00:19:28Oh, no,
00:19:28don't do that.
00:19:29I want to know
00:19:29what he said.
00:19:30You can either
00:19:30take my deal or what.
00:19:33What's the alternative?
00:19:34Come on.
00:19:35Except the consequences.
00:19:53Oh.
00:20:01Listo, pues.
00:20:02Wow!
00:20:32Wow!
00:21:02¿Qué es lo más rentable para nosotros?
00:21:04ExplÃcale.
00:21:06Bueno, yo la pasta me la consigo en Perú.
00:21:08Yo me encargo de la parte quÃmica
00:21:10de transformar esta weá en este exquisito polvo blanco.
00:21:13Lo que necesito es que ustedes me ayuden a meterla en Colombia.
00:21:16Y ahora cuéntenle cuánto cuesta.
00:21:19En Chile esta weá, ahà te cuesta 10 dólares el gramo, weón.
00:21:23¡Cállate!
00:21:24¡Cállate por gramo!
00:21:25Es muy buena esta weá, mira.
00:21:27Te peca una puntita, weón.
00:21:29No sé yo, a los veinte minutos voy a querer estar jalando de nuevo.
00:21:32¿Entendés?
00:21:33Además.
00:21:34He dicho el tÃo, pero te dan ganas de cagar, weón.
00:21:37Es muy sana esta weá, quer�
00:21:41No, no, no, no.
00:21:42Se le saca tanta ganancia, le encontramos espacios en camiones.
00:21:45La podemos vender en Bogotá, Barranquilla, Cali, esta ajena.
00:21:48Nos vamos a forrar, weón.
00:21:50Hermanos de combi indigo, ¿qué se llama?
00:21:52Cucaracha.
00:21:55Hoy voy a cuca.
00:21:57Es que usted no tiene visión, hermano.
00:22:02Si aquà cuesta 10 dólares al gramo,
00:22:05¿cuánto crees pues que va a costar en Miami?
00:22:11Oh.
00:22:13Oh.
00:22:14Encanta esa canción.
00:22:16Rodrigo, nada más.
00:22:19No.
00:22:20No.
00:22:21No.
00:22:22No.
00:22:23No, no, no.
00:22:24No.
00:22:25No.
00:22:26Soy el fuego que arde en tu piel, soy el agua que mata su piel, el castillo y la torre yo soy, soy la espada que guarda el canal, todo el aire que respiro yo.
00:22:46Back then, Miami was a paradise. I signed up for the sand, surf and women. In 79, the bad guys I was chasing were flip-flops. I was a young DEA agent partnered with my buddy Kevin Brady. Kevin was a little slow afoot.
00:23:07Why are you running, huh? What you got? What is this? Huh? What is that? That right there? That's a goddamn promotion. Let's go celebrate. Woo! Look at that.
00:23:30How much money are you on here? Whatever the money you owe me last week, huh? That's right, that's right.
00:23:37All right. All right, who do we pick? How about her? No, no, no. We got a fuck wheel. Yeah, let's miss when we say it. Um, right there. See her? The bar? Which one? Blue top right there. Yeah, just... She's a fuck. Yep. Stay all righty!
00:23:53All right. Woo! Merck, Sparrow, 3 o'clock. Hey, while you were walking back, she was checking your ass out. Oh, she was checking out your ass. Get the fuck out of here. Come on.
00:24:04Listen, she eye-fucked you the entire time. She was eye-fucking you the entire time.
00:24:12I'm serious. I'm serious. Look at her. Uh-huh. That's his type. Talking about the blonde one.
00:24:17No, the other one. Of course the blonde one. She's the hottest one there. She's your type.
00:24:22You taking me around? Yeah.
00:24:25Hey, dude. Hey.
00:24:28Fuck it, I'm going in.
00:24:29Go get it.
00:24:30Yep.
00:24:31Hey, while you're up there, you get us another picture, will you?
00:24:33I'm not.
00:24:34Face yourself.
00:24:35Look at him. Look at his swag.
00:24:37He makes her so happy.
00:24:41He's at Spoling Boy.
00:24:42Yeah.
00:24:43I just...
00:24:44How are you doing?
00:24:49Busy.
00:24:51Oh.
00:24:51I just said, you know, that she didn't want to be there.
00:24:54Oh, shut down, mummy.
00:24:55It's a person who left me in.
00:24:57So, I don't know what she's saying.
00:24:59Yeah, those bastards got me.
00:25:05But I couldn't let it in like that.
00:25:07Excuse me.
00:25:09See those guys over there?
00:25:11Uh, the fuck come with me.
00:25:13They tell me you're checking out my ass.
00:25:14Who checks out a cop's ass, right?
00:25:16You're a cop.
00:25:18Not a cop, actually.
00:25:19I'm a DA.
00:25:20Drug enforcement?
00:25:21So you're the one who's going to be more expensive?
00:25:24Come on, why don't you do me a favor?
00:25:25I'm going to show these guys up.
00:25:28Why don't you, uh, give me a phone?
00:25:32How about a fake number?
00:25:35That'll work.
00:25:36Hey, buddy, you got a pen?
00:25:37Sorry for the show.
00:25:54Sure.
00:25:55Have a good night.
00:25:57Where's the picture at?
00:26:07A picture?
00:26:07Oh, uh, I didn't make it back, but the picture, I just came up with this.
00:26:11I couldn't really read it.
00:26:12What does that say?
00:26:14Give me that.
00:26:17How much did that cost you?
00:26:18Take your handwriting.
00:26:19It's all my handwriting.
00:26:20I figured, what the hell?
00:26:29Hmm.
00:26:30Worse that could happen, I'd wake up some grandmother in Boca.
00:26:39Hello.
00:26:42So, what in the fake?
00:26:44I thought you might figure it out.
00:26:46After all, you're DEA.
00:26:48And just like that, she had me.
00:26:53The minute Pablo laid his eyes on the paste processing labs in Peru,
00:26:59cocaine had him.
00:27:00So much, I don't care.
00:27:22yeah that's true yeah they've used petrol for this true story
00:27:52yeah that's true guys um anybody out there who's ever done cocaine before will probably
00:28:17be like to be reminded of the fact that um the things that go into the production of cocaine
00:28:24including but not limited to petrol and i'm telling you this now guys for your own good
00:28:30petrol does not belong in your body it belongs in my car engine it does not belong anywhere near my
00:28:39body so why would you why would you even think about taking something that you have no idea what
00:28:46it is or what goes into it including among many other things ciao labor on the back of it so
00:28:54yeah i hope this uh i hope this was enlightening at any rate so uh let's get going
00:29:01he wants all of it
00:29:29it's not going to go to the front of it
00:29:32this is with gustavo cucar
00:29:36it's a very good machine i've already put it on the head and the best place to guard the
00:29:44mercantile is here below the guard bar
00:29:4722.5 horsepower
00:29:49this is the secret no worries about that crap i put five kilos there easily
00:29:533 cars, please.
00:29:56Yes, of course. When?
00:29:57For there, brother.
00:29:59Let's go to the cars and we'll go back to the laboratory.
00:30:02Why are we going to go back to the laboratory?
00:30:05Because there are 4 cars per car.
00:30:085 cars per car, 20 kilos per car.
00:30:10For 3 cars, 60 kilos.
00:30:12That's 9 dollars per gram.
00:30:14What?
00:30:15$10,000 per kilo.
00:30:17$540,000.
00:30:20That's it.
00:30:22That's half a million dollars per trip.
00:30:29Bloody hell.
00:30:30Using the same smuggling routes he always used.
00:30:34Easiest money he ever made.
00:30:38You're not kidding.
00:30:40Half a million dollars back in the late 70s.
00:30:44Pablo didn't waste any time.
00:30:46He bought a house in his old neighborhood and opened his first lab to turn Peruvian paste
00:30:51into cocaine powder.
00:30:53Hey, what's up, Guttadito?
00:30:57I don't know, all this smells like this.
00:30:59Oh, you're ignorant.
00:31:01This is like the French cheese.
00:31:03This is the thinner and thinner.
00:31:05I don't know.
00:31:06I don't know.
00:31:07I don't know.
00:31:08I don't know.
00:31:09I don't know.
00:31:10And all these...
00:31:11Phew.
00:31:12Anyway, sorry about...
00:31:13Yes, again.
00:31:14The CPU...
00:31:15I can't tell if I'm just gonna have to swap PCs at some point because this thing is like...
00:31:24CPU, at one point it was as high as 3.6%.
00:31:28So at some point, yeah, I think I'm probably gonna have to like swap...
00:31:31Um, give the old, uh, give the old girl a little bit of a break.
00:31:36Or possibly just record on a different PC.
00:31:38Maybe that's what I'm gonna have to do.
00:31:40Yeah, I think, um...
00:31:42I think this, this old girl was starting to show her age, huh?
00:31:46Anyway, that's, uh...
00:31:48Let's get to the end.
00:31:50To visit the little girl, to transport the little girl, the artist here, I'm you.
00:31:54Are we?
00:31:55Of course.
00:31:56Yes or no?
00:31:58No, no.
00:31:59It was a mom and pop operation.
00:32:01So small they called it the kitchen.
00:32:03But make no mistake, it would change Medellin forever.
00:32:07You know what, there's something that I'm worried about, Pablo.
00:32:16Will the workers go out with all that water?
00:32:27Let's go to the kitchen.
00:32:36Feverloff.
00:32:37Guys, the first three?
00:32:39Hey, but if this business leaves so much money,
00:32:41why do you send me a tourist class, or what?
00:32:43Because we're starting to take care of the money.
00:32:45You're going to take care of the money.
00:32:46No, no, no, no, no.
00:32:47Don't come with crazy.
00:32:48Come on.
00:32:49But, let's see, how much can a first class cost a pass?
00:32:51Well, where?
00:32:52Buy it, you buy it!
00:32:53Like your son, Pablo's mother,
00:32:59Emilda, was very resourceful.
00:33:01How much do you think we could put in there?
00:33:05About five kilos, my son.
00:33:07All that?
00:33:08Believe me, my little brother.
00:33:10I love it.
00:33:11Okay.
00:33:15I love it.
00:33:16I love it.
00:33:17I love it.
00:33:18I love it.
00:33:19I love it.
00:33:20I love it.
00:33:21I love it.
00:33:22I love it.
00:33:23I love it.
00:33:24I love it.
00:33:25Pablo loved his young bride, Tata, and she loved him.
00:33:28He was a family man till the end.
00:33:31The guy that got to wear the jacket was the lion.
00:33:34He was a friend of Gustavo's who spent his childhood in the United States.
00:33:41We were very rich, right?
00:33:43Pablo Emilio, Tomar Gaviria.
00:33:44How are you?
00:33:45León.
00:33:46Very nice, León.
00:33:47We're going to need two more, right?
00:33:50Yes.
00:33:51Yes.
00:33:52Pablo, just make sure that you're the one who put it like this.
00:33:55But my son, my son.
00:33:57Here's my son.
00:33:58Come on.
00:33:59Put the light.
00:34:00Come on.
00:34:01That's it.
00:34:02Let's wear it.
00:34:03How are you?
00:34:04Okay.
00:34:05A lot.
00:34:07One.
00:34:12Two.
00:34:13Tres.
00:34:19Listo.
00:34:20Ya vengo.
00:34:21Lo veo muy guapo, certo?
00:34:22Hey, León.
00:34:23Herradito le queda esa chaqueta.
00:34:25Hey, hey señora.
00:34:26Espera a que se puede ajustar un poco la parte de aquà atrás.
00:34:28Ya que he atrevido.
00:34:29Ya parece el modelo, mi hijo.
00:34:31the lion was one of the first guys to ever bring coke into miami
00:34:43welcome united states thank you a great day
00:34:48his contact was a crazy nut job named carlos later half colombian half german and 100 playboy
00:34:56big fan of john lennon and adolf hitler go figure back in 79 this piece of work was flying bells of
00:35:05grass up from colombia on a fleet of small planes
00:35:07who was a hombre no mijo oh you welcome muchas gracias justas todos bien todos bien que calor
00:35:14que hijo de putas hace con una chaqueta puesta he visto mi chaqueta hermano la compré en colombia
00:35:19y mira trae un regalito estuve en canada un rato te acordás ahà vi esta joda puro veneno pero esa
00:35:31vaina marica es el producto perfecto pablo dice que los gringos van a quedar encantados con esa
00:35:35mierda les va a putear el cerebro eso es seguro diseños
00:35:43wow
00:35:58the lion made more than 20 flights between medellÃn and miami drugs and cash out and the rich and famous
00:36:05miami snorted every single gram on him and in no time pablo had to replace his cars with trucks
00:36:12gustavo had the trucks filled to the brim with potatoes the major item colombia imported from peru
00:36:18didn't even have to bribe the cops just them paste was hidden in the spare tires each tire could fit
00:36:25about 20 kilos 10 trucks 20 kilos each going back and forth every day you do the math no way the
00:36:33lion could transport it all pretty soon the lion had to come up with new ways to smoke up the drug to
00:36:38miami
00:36:40samuelita no tiene doble fondo si no tiene señor pero ustedes son pilotos asà que pueden pasar este tipo
00:36:46de cosas sin ningún problema miren son ciento cincuenta mil cada kilo asà como si ustedes quieran
00:36:56hoy llevamos cuatro mejor listo entonces llévate estos dos y cuando sales dile a jairo que te pase dos
00:37:02más listo listo perfecto muchas gracias shrewd if nothing else alliance for now we're being shrewd oh oh
00:37:12oh
00:37:16bueno aquà están los dedos tomas el dedo lo metes por el aceite y lo tragas fácil cierto tragan cincuenta
00:37:25y les pago diez mil listo pero con ustedes dos tenemos un problema estar embarazadas cierto bueno
00:37:32mejor porque lo que pasa es que la dona americana no requisa a las mujeres embarazadas asà que ustedes
00:37:38dos pueden tragar fácil 70 en veces 50 y asà les pago 15 mil para ayudarlos con los niños listo listo perfecto
00:37:48during the early 80s most flights out of bogota had several mules on them they didn't even know
00:37:54about each other and you know what getting in was easy because nobody worried about cocaine in america
00:38:01all we cared about was grass pretty soon cocaine was hidden in almost every legitimate colombian export
00:38:11fish coffee flowers rubber hoses anything
00:38:31but even that didn't do it the real game change was filling laters planes with coke instead of weed
00:38:39it's confiables de marica no sé acá va a estar preso en estados unidos entonces es de marica pues
00:38:48pero seguro que es marica pero tiene buenas rutas
00:38:56amigos carlos gustavo gaviria mucho gusto gusto mi primo paulo emilia escobar gaviria para servirle mi primo
00:39:03gusto qué tal el vuelo es que león nos comentó que estás transportando bastante marihuana en esos
00:39:12aviones asà es y más o menos cuánto por por por vuelo a donde bayane
00:39:22serán por ahà unos mil kilos y kilos contando la gasolina
00:39:33carlos carlos dime
00:39:43qué pasa ahà se acabó los asientos los tapetes los extintores y todo eso que no sirve dejamos
00:39:47solamente espacio para el piloto cae más menos el motor
00:39:51cuánto
00:39:56serán trescientos más
00:40:00three inches
00:40:07within months after meeting cockroach pablo was establishing the first dedicated narco routes from
00:40:12colombia to america it's a real milestone in the story of narcotics folks
00:40:20then pablo closed the kitchen and started opening cocaine labs in the middle of the jungle
00:40:27under the canopy cover of the colombian rainforest he could expand his production capability indefinitely
00:40:32without anybody noticing
00:40:34without anybody noticing it
00:40:39imos de un regalito
00:40:43brazileras
00:40:46los mejores culos del mundo hermano crea bien
00:40:49aquà hay algo que no está funcionando pablo
00:40:51calco echos el sueguÃa
00:40:54todo eso
00:40:56porque mierda ustedes se cuelan a las mejores minas
00:40:58andan en avión comen como reyes huevón
00:41:01yo aquà podriendo en la puta selva
00:41:03ya coca
00:41:04no es que justamente estaba hablando de eso y lo vamos a resolver cierto pablo
00:41:08de ahora en adelante en todos mis laboratorios nosotros vamos a construir una casa grande con
00:41:14aire acondicionado con piscina
00:41:16y con putas
00:41:17brasilera lo que sea hermano
00:41:19solo para usted
00:41:20el problema
00:41:21es que estos son mis laboratorios po huevón
00:41:23oh
00:41:28oh
00:41:31es que el negocio de la papa es como las huevas
00:41:38pablo couldn't hide his success from his friends
00:41:41they were violent crazy and filthy rich
00:41:45guys used to getting what they want
00:41:47one way or another
00:41:48algo como esto
00:41:49oh
00:41:50podrÃa hacer tanto billete
00:41:52ahora me pregunto
00:41:54si me deberÃa meterle en eso
00:41:56que usted cree
00:41:58yo encuentro que el negocio de la papa es como las huevas
00:42:01yo que ustedes no me meterÃa en eso
00:42:02mira hombre
00:42:04yo le he un bombista al mercado
00:42:05y puede ser muy fácil portar papas de perú
00:42:08si claro
00:42:09es más podemos usar las viejas rutas del contrabando
00:42:12pero mucho cuidado señores
00:42:14porque si todos compramos papas a la vez
00:42:16los peros no suben el precio
00:42:17y se nos bajan las ganancias
00:42:21también hay papas en bolivia
00:42:23le bajamos el costo a refinamientos y compramos juntos
00:42:27bueno muchachos
00:42:29lo más difÃcil es mover la mercancÃa hasta miami
00:42:32para eso hay que ser pues
00:42:35un poco creativos
00:42:37y que no va a costar por ser creativos
00:42:41usted me da el producto a mi hermana
00:42:43Marcado
00:42:45yo se lo llevo a usted a miami
00:42:46y se lo entrega su contacto allá
00:42:48mejor dicho
00:42:49Leder lo hace
00:42:51cobro el 35% de su valor comercial
00:42:54pero le garantizo la seguridad de su mercancÃa
00:42:56y ya está el 50% de su valor
00:42:58pero el negocio de la papa es nuestro
00:43:01trato
00:43:06trato
00:43:08no me suena bien
00:43:10bueno tan pronto
00:43:12voy a crear mis propias rutas
00:43:15y dejarle los salsos al bici
00:43:16o le parece bien
00:43:18es que no esperábamos menos Gonzalo
00:43:21socios
00:43:26es que nosotros conocemos muy bien su polÃtica de socios
00:43:30oh
00:43:31oh
00:43:31más bien seamos amigos pues
00:43:36gracias
00:43:42oh dear
00:43:43meanwhile
00:43:44cuando empecé
00:43:50cuando empecé
00:43:51un kilo de grasa
00:43:52fue causada por celebración
00:44:01antes de mucho
00:44:01nos sentimos 60 kilos de coke a dÃa
00:44:04que nos sentimos
00:44:06que nos sentimos
00:44:07que nos sentimos
00:44:08que nos sentimos
00:44:09que nos sentimos
00:44:10una gran diferencia
00:44:12Truth is, we weren't even making a dent.
00:44:20They let us have 60 so they could bring in 600.
00:44:33Pablo's Coke flooded in.
00:44:35It didn't take long for Miami to get addicted, and I mean that.
00:44:39It was like the whole city was running around trying to get...
00:44:43Yeah, that's, um...
00:44:44I almost forgot.
00:44:48Apparently, the BBC released a drama in Miami.
00:44:53I think it was called Snowfall, and it was largely about the cocaine epidemic of the 80s.
00:44:59Which, let me know if you guys want me to try and check that out as well,
00:45:03because I've heard great things about Snowfall, but...
00:45:07Just let me know when it...
00:45:09Anyway, sorry.
00:45:17Judy calls.
00:45:18And with the money came the Vianx.
00:45:27The heavies had been replaced by Colombians, and these guys didn't work flip-flops.
00:45:32Hmm.
00:45:49It was only a kid, wasn't it?
00:45:50The Miami coroner said Colombians were like Dixie Cups.
00:46:05Use them once, then throw them away.
00:46:09The Dade County Mord couldn't fit all the bodies from the drip war.
00:46:12They had to rent a refrigerated truck from a local company to hold all the extra corpses.
00:46:20That was the first person I ever shot.
00:46:23A teenager not old enough to buy a six-pack.
00:46:25No.
00:46:45Hey.
00:46:46It's self-defense.
00:46:49Kevin calls.
00:46:50He's worried about you.
00:46:51I forget to tell you the kid was 17.
00:46:55He sells drugs, right?
00:46:58Yeah.
00:46:59Yeah, fuck him.
00:47:07What happened?
00:47:13I was about to finish my shift when we got hit with the lights and sirens.
00:47:17Stay with me.
00:47:19Oh, she's one of the...
00:47:20Paramedics said she collapsed after she got off her flight.
00:47:24By the time she got to us, she was barely breathing.
00:47:29Dilated pupils, rapid pulse.
00:47:32Oh, like a...
00:47:32Burst bag.
00:47:34No residue on her nostrils.
00:47:36No injection marks.
00:47:37The bag, yeah, that must have been what it was.
00:47:40We did everything we could.
00:47:43She died in the ER.
00:47:45Holy.
00:47:47Tried to save the baby.
00:47:48The baby died in my hands.
00:48:01She was bodypacking 11 ounces of cocaine.
00:48:05Two of the pellets split open.
00:48:0712 grams in her bloodstream.
00:48:14No one survives that.
00:48:24Meanwhile, back to the man who can't be killed.
00:48:26Pablo no me recibe nunca, güey.
00:48:28Está al pico yo.
00:48:29No sé cuánto rato esperando, güey.
00:48:31No sé una cosa, cucaracha.
00:48:34¿Vos alguna vez soñaste con tener tanta plata?
00:48:37A la cagada de plata, güey.
00:48:38Yo quiero ser parte del negocio.
00:48:40Si no fuera por mÃ, ustedes todavÃa estarÃan contrabandeando cigarrillos como los picantes que son, güey.
00:48:44Sabes que, te voy a dar un consejo.
00:48:48Nunca le digas eso a Pablo.
00:48:51Mira que él no perdona tan fácil como yo.
00:48:57Yeah, don't.
00:48:59Pablo was fucking cockroach over.
00:49:02But cockroach should have listened to Gustavo.
00:49:05Instead, he found another way to get his fair share.
00:49:08What are you going to do, cockroach?
00:49:29Tipping off the spare drivers.
00:49:30Pablo, los perdimos.
00:49:34Gustavo, que no quieres decir con los perdimos.
00:49:37Gustavo, es que los perdimos.
00:49:40Los perdimos.
00:49:43Desaparecieron.
00:49:44¿Se evaporaron o qué?
00:49:46Jodas, Pablo.
00:49:47Los perdimos.
00:49:49Parece que la policÃa paró a los muchachos cuando salÃan de Ipsalia.
00:49:53Mira.
00:49:56Nosotros tenemos comprado a cada tomo desde aquà hasta Ipsalia.
00:50:03¿Cómo perdimos un cargamiento, hermano?
00:50:04Pues es que al parecer el marica de Reina ahora quiere ser un policÃa honesto.
00:50:08¿Sà me entendés?
00:50:15¿Qué es lo que quieres o qué?
00:50:18Demasiado.
00:50:19¿Qué va a hacer?
00:50:28VenÃ, Pablo, venÃ.
00:50:31No te vas a arriesgar por la chichigua, Pablo, venÃ.
00:50:35¿A dónde va, Pablo?
00:50:37Pablo.
00:50:37No te vas a arriesgar por la chichiga.
00:50:45Bad news, Tata.
00:50:50¿I think Pablo's going to sort out a gringo?
00:50:54Oh, yes he is.
00:50:55Don't care.
00:51:07No, no, no.
00:51:16No, no.
00:51:18Yeah, I don't think that here
00:51:40this is not a negotiation
00:51:42or even a re-negotiation
00:51:48Toma, mierda
00:51:53Herman, no en la nuca
00:52:10¿Y usted si está seguro de esto, mi coronel?
00:52:15¿Y usted que no está para reÃrse desde que lo arrestamos?
00:52:20Nosotros somos el Daz Ibarra
00:52:23¿Ese marica, qué va a hacer, o qué?
00:52:25It's not about what Pablo's gonna do
00:52:27It's about Gustavo's, what's cockroach are gonna do
00:52:30No, más abajo, más abajo
00:52:32No tan abajo
00:52:34You see?
00:52:42Another one.
00:52:58And tell the husbands.
00:53:04RetÃrese, agente.
00:53:09Siéntese, señor Pablo.
00:53:16Contamos más de 300 kilos en esos camiones.
00:53:21Eso tiene un valor de reventa callejera por más de 4 millones de dólares, señor Escobar.
00:53:27Usted solo nos da 150 mil.
00:53:31Pero bueno, ¿qué quedamos?
00:53:34¿Sabe una cosa?
00:53:36Yo me gano la vida haciendo negocios.
00:53:39Asà que acepta mi oferta o acepta las consecuencias.
00:53:44Ustedes sÃ.
00:53:48Ahora, ¿por qué no negociamos, llegamos a algún acuerdo y cada quien se va feliz para su casita?
00:53:57Traten.
00:54:04¿Quién fue?
00:54:13¿Quién fue?
00:54:14¿Quién fue?
00:54:27¿Quién fue?
00:54:28¿Quién fue?
00:54:30¿Quién fue?
00:54:30¿Quién fue?
00:54:31¿Quién fue?
00:54:33¿Quién fue?
00:54:33¿Quién fue?
00:54:34He did sell the BJT when I
00:54:39Turns out cockroach was a real cockroach. Yeah, not only did he sell Pablo to the authorities by name and by nature
00:54:47From him all along and selling his coke in Miami through
00:54:52Cockroaches dealer was her mom's a potter a
00:54:56Colombian with the plumbing business that served as a front for his cocaine operation
00:55:01He had 1200 keys in the van
00:55:04Guess who's buying the load?
00:55:09The plan was to trade vehicles and Zapata would be arrested once he left the port
00:55:161200 kilos that would get us on the cover of the Miami Herald
00:55:22Okay, Gringos
00:55:24How's the plumbing business?
00:55:26Fine
00:55:31Look home business is really good
00:55:36Man amigo, I'll show you
00:55:40Everything was going perfect
00:55:42100% pure except that Pablo was on cockroach
00:55:49We got a full load
00:55:50We got a full load here
00:55:59Don't move! Don't move! Don't move!
00:56:01Don't move! Don't move!
00:56:02Don't move!
00:56:05Get down!
00:56:10Hands down!
00:56:12Come on
00:56:12Please.
00:56:14No.
00:56:37In the case of the state of Florida versus Juan Diego Piaz,
00:56:41after taking into account all due considerations,
00:56:45bail has been set at $2 million,
00:56:48or a bond of $200,000.
00:56:51I got to the courthouse early the day of Lekeke's trial.
00:56:55My testimony's gonna put that bastard on death row.
00:57:00The U.S. District Attorney said Lekeke met his bail of $2 million
00:57:03paid by a wire transfer from, well...
00:57:07Why don't you take a guess?
00:57:09The Kikip ordered and was back in Medellin by midnight.
00:57:15From 79 to 84,
00:57:18there were 3,245 murders in Miami.
00:57:23And outside the tourist bureau and the cops,
00:57:26no one much cared about that.
00:57:27What got the U.S. government to take notice was the money.
00:57:34Billions of dollars a year all flowing from the U.S. to Columbia.
00:57:39And that, America couldn't take.
00:57:42A group of powerful businessmen went and met with President Reagan.
00:57:49They were terrified the narco economy would sink the real economy of Miami.
00:57:54Or maybe they were pissed off that they weren't getting the cut.
00:57:57Hmm.
00:57:58Whatever it was, the businessmen came at just the right time.
00:58:02It's back to school time for America's children.
00:58:05It was time for America to suit up against a new enemy.
00:58:09Drugs are menacing our society.
00:58:12They're threatening our values and undercutting our institutions.
00:58:15They're killing our children.
00:58:16It was classic Reagan.
00:58:19Folksy, direct, tough.
00:58:22He vowed to go after drugs at the source.
00:58:25But it was Nancy who stole the show.
00:58:28So to my young friends out there,
00:58:30life can be great.
00:58:32But not when you can't see it.
00:58:34So open your eyes to life.
00:58:36To see it in the vivid colors that God gave us
00:58:40as a precious gift to his children.
00:58:42Say yes to your life.
00:58:43And when it comes to drugs and alcohol,
00:58:47just say no.
00:58:49No, no, no.
00:58:50No, Pablo, no, no.
00:58:51No, no.
00:58:57They say when a nuclear holocaust destroys the world,
00:59:01only the cockroaches will survive.
00:59:04I guess they were wrong.
00:59:09During his career, Pablo would kill over a thousand cops.
00:59:11But I wouldn't learn that until later.
00:59:17My dad volunteered to fight in World War II because of Pearl Harbor.
00:59:21But you think he knew anybody in Hawaii?
00:59:23No way.
00:59:25He was a West Virginia farm boy,
00:59:26but these fuckers stepped on our soil.
00:59:27So he laced up his army boots and went to fight.
00:59:29It was his duty.
00:59:31Cocaine in Miami?
00:59:33Kilo was from Columbia.
00:59:34This was my war.
00:59:35This was my duty.
00:59:36And I was ready to fight it.
00:59:37And my wife was ready to fight it with me, too.
00:59:38Your ticket, please.
00:59:39Okay.
00:59:40Okay.
00:59:41We had no idea what we were in for.
00:59:43One year later, all that patriotic bullshit was right out the window.
00:59:44Hey, man, what do we got?
00:59:45What do we got?
00:59:46We got poison.
00:59:47We had no idea what we were in for.
00:59:49We got a lizard.
00:59:50Okay.
00:59:52No.
00:59:52Okay.
00:59:53You okay?
00:59:54Not even though.
00:59:55We got poison.
00:59:57Why would we eat the—
00:59:59No more?
01:00:01We have no idea what we were in for.
01:00:04Why would you want those?
01:00:05You can't go.
01:00:14There?
01:00:16Not the one.
01:00:17Ah, what we got, what we got?
01:00:23Badmouth?
01:00:24That motherfucker.
01:00:26Thank you for the gift, Agent.
01:00:28No problem.
01:00:29If there's one thing I've learned in the narco world,
01:00:48it's that life is more complicated than you think.
01:00:52Good and bad, they're relative concepts.
01:00:57In the world of drug dealers, you do what you think is right
01:01:02and hope for the best.
01:01:27No.
01:01:29I'm going to pay half a million for the head of the DEA.
01:01:33Half a million?
01:01:34Do it.
01:01:35With a lot of money.
01:01:42Gringos, sons of bitches.
01:01:44Holy, right.
01:01:55Okay there, ladies and gentlemen.
01:02:01You shouldn't have done it, cockroach.
01:02:03You shouldn't have done it, cockroach.
01:02:04You shouldn't have done it.
01:02:06All the telltale signs were there.
01:02:08You were warned.
01:02:11But no.
01:02:13For some reason, your fucking pride left you dead in the middle of a patch of waste ground somewhere out in Columbia.
01:02:24Well done, cockroach.
01:02:29You knew this was perfectly fit.
01:02:32You could have saved yourself and you decided not to do it.
01:02:35Mind you, I can't say that cockroach didn't get what he deserved either.
01:02:40You know, the piece of shit that he was.
01:02:42But then again, I wonder for the amount of people who probably grew up in the 80s and, well, who saw this kind of shit firsthand.
01:02:56Any such story would probably be the real highlight of this.
01:03:00But I will say, just for the record, let me know if you want me to continue doing this show because I think it's probably one we're going to have to return to at some point.
01:03:11And to be honest, what a great start to the show.
01:03:17I mean, I think it gets straight to it.
01:03:20And, well, all you've got to find out is whether or not this de-agent Steven is, well, will he keep his head by the end of this?
01:03:31But with that being said, I'll see all of you guys again next time.
01:03:35Ah, well, hello again.
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