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00:00Good evening ladies and gentlemen and I welcome all of you back to the second episode of Moral
00:12Oral. So previously ladies and gentlemen I had what I can only best describe as a very very
00:21strong introduction to yes it's well it's essentially a parody of those really really
00:30message heavy sort of young development shows and I really dig the style I dig the direction
00:38it's funny it's it's it's irrelevant but it's very contemporary it feels like it could have existed
00:47at any point in the last 20 years and it wouldn't even feel out of place even slightly. So now we move
00:55on to episode two God's Chef. So I don't know what to expect so here we go.
01:07I don't know if I'm Oral just sort of just waves and just there's an
01:10Alfred D. Diorana.
01:12What did you put for number three on the science test?
01:15I'm sorry. Jesus.
01:17Oh of course.
01:18Hmm. Hey Dowie. I'll meet you in class. I'm going to the bathroom.
01:25Okay.
01:26Okay.
01:27Hi Clicky. Stand up straight.
01:31Why are they sending me to Dowie?
01:36Who's having trouble in there? Um no trouble here Clicky. That you Oral? Yes. You should eat more fruit. Why?
01:48Helps you go number two. I'm not going number two. Well no one should be grunting like that going number one. I'm not going number one either. Well if you ain't going number one and you ain't going number two what the hell number are you going? Um five.
02:03Number three?
02:05Three. Oh god.
02:07Jesus H.
02:09Oh god.
02:10Jesus H. Rodriguez.
02:12Oh so close.
02:13What's number three? Principal Fakie.
02:15You know.
02:16Ain't one or two.
02:17Hmm.
02:18Number one gold is the sun. Number two I need to go poo. Number three set my sperm for oral you've been masturbating.
02:24Yes Principal Fakie.
02:26Clicky start boiling the bathroom. I'll deal with this one.
02:30Yes.
02:31Yes Principal Fakie.
02:32Clicky start boiling the bathroom. I'll deal with this one.
02:35Yes.
02:36Oh.
02:37Oh.
02:38Oh.
02:39Oh.
02:40Oh.
02:41Oh.
02:42Oh.
02:43Oh.
02:44Oh.
02:45Oh.
02:46Oh.
02:47Yep.
02:48Oral do you know what happens to little boys who masturbate?
02:53Well not until a week ago.
02:56But now my whole world's opened up.
03:00It's evil son.
03:01It is.
03:02Worse than murder.
03:04Yikes.
03:05Yikes is right.
03:07Why?
03:08Uh why?
03:09Oh god.
03:10Well sit down.
03:12Oral there are some things that are burned so deep into a person's skin.
03:16into a person's subconscious that you forget just why they're there.
03:19You only know that they've scarred you in such a horrible and personal way that they
03:24must be right.
03:25Oh.
03:26But I think I can point you to someone who is scientifically qualified to explain the
03:32inner workings of the human body.
03:34Okay.
03:35Ooh.
03:36Okay.
03:37Okay.
03:38Principal fakie is right Oral.
03:39That's it.
03:40Why is the devil's language?
03:41Regular murder is bad enough.
03:42But in one disgusting act you murdered millions of potential people.
03:47Whoops.
03:48Whoops is right.
03:49That's a major sin my boy.
03:51Okay.
03:52But I didn't know.
03:53Oral.
03:54Haven't you heard a handy rhyme?
03:56Number one.
03:57Gold like god made the sun.
03:59Number two.
04:00Good lord help me go poo.
04:02Number three.
04:03The devil sets my sperm free.
04:06No.
04:07I never heard the protestant version reverend.
04:09Well it's been bastardized over the years.
04:12By who?
04:13Bastards.
04:14Oral.
04:15Fatherless bastards.
04:16Wow.
04:17Anyway the point is that spilling those seeds is frowned upon by God himself.
04:22I'm not just talking some worthless angels or a couple of goofy saints here.
04:27God Oral.
04:28The scary guy.
04:29The scary guy.
04:30Hates it when you masturbate.
04:33Is right.
04:35Sperm is there for procreation.
04:38Not recreation.
04:39Jesus.
04:40No thanks reverend.
04:41Jesus.
04:42Is catholic free.
04:43Oh okay.
04:45Is it.
04:48So.
04:49It's not a sin if the seeds are used to make babies.
04:52Exactly.
04:53I see.
04:54Just remember.
04:55You're a good looking kid.
04:56You don't need to resort to the pathetic humiliating task of self pleasure.
05:01Uh.
05:02But reverend buddy.
05:03How would I actually go about procreating with my sperm so that I can make babies.
05:08I don't know.
05:09Okay.
05:10I'm punching out.
05:11See you Sunday.
05:12Jesus.
05:13Sperm.
05:14That was just weird.
05:15And.
05:16Why.
05:17I mean.
05:18Yes.
05:19Why is he drinking so much.
05:20A little.
05:21Come on in Oral.
05:22And it's just trays full of cigarettes.
05:23What's up.
05:24Dad.
05:25How do you make babies.
05:26Uh huh.
05:27Oh god.
05:28Here we go.
05:29Faith facts of.
05:30Uh huh.
05:31Oh.
05:32Oh.
05:33Oh.
05:34Oh.
05:35Oh.
05:36How old are you now Oral.
05:37Nine.
05:38Eleven.
05:39Mm hmm.
05:40Mm hmm.
05:41Oh.
05:42No.
05:43No.
05:44No.
05:45No.
05:46No.
05:47No.
05:48Oh.
05:49How old are you now Oral.
05:50Nine.
05:51Eleven.
05:52Mm hmm.
05:53Eleven.
05:54Wait.
05:55Wait.
05:56What was.
05:57What.
05:58Okay.
05:59I need to like.
06:00Eleven.
06:01You were born because a store got pregnant.
06:03Eleven.
06:04You were born because mommy swallowed a watermelon seed.
06:08Hmm.
06:09Oh.
06:10Okay.
06:11What was.
06:12Okay.
06:13Let me try and get the last one.
06:14Eleven.
06:15Hmm.
06:16Babies are made by God's chef visiting ladies at night whilst.
06:21Oh god.
06:22Oh god.
06:23Oh.
06:24Oh god.
06:25Oh.
06:26Oh.
06:27I can't beat it.
06:28This is interesting.
06:29Now that you're eleven you can know the real story.
06:32Oh.
06:33Oh.
06:34Are made by God's chef visiting ladies at night while they're asleep and injecting them
06:40with the delicious glaze from his holy pastry bag.
06:45Oh.
06:46Brilliant.
06:47God's chef.
06:48It's all right here in black and white.
06:50That's nice.
06:51And it's all in color.
06:52Cleaner.
06:53Cleaner.
06:54Cleaner.
06:55Cleaner.
06:56Cleaner.
06:57Cleaner.
06:58Yummy.
06:59Shapey no.
07:00No.
07:01Not on your life.
07:02I have so little left.
07:04There.
07:05There.
07:06Little one.
07:07Hey mom.
07:08Do you have a pastry bag I can borrow?
07:10What you gonna make?
07:11My delicious glaze.
07:12Oh.
07:13Mmm.
07:14Oh don't.
07:15Are you going to make mommy something nice?
07:17Geez mom you gotta be kidding.
07:19God's chef?
07:20Uh huh.
07:21Why?
07:22So I can masturbate and go to heaven.
07:23It's God's plan.
07:24And how are you gonna get it inside the ladies?
07:25Don't we?
07:26Don't you ever listen?
07:27All I do is snake into their houses while they're sleeping and squirt my sperm into them.
07:43Oh gosh.
07:44Squirt into where?
07:45How?
07:46Gosh.
07:47I'm not really sure.
07:48Yeah.
07:49Oh you didn't think that part did you?
07:50Well I guess I'll just have to have faith that God will show me the way.
07:53All I need is this holy pastry bag and my seed.
07:56He will do the rest.
07:58Sounds more like you're God's baker to me.
08:00Say.
08:01I guess you're right doughy.
08:03Or shoulders.
08:04Oops.
08:05Yee yee.
08:06Great job.
08:07Oh god he's actually going through with it.
08:10Oh I don't think this is God's plan.
08:13This.
08:14Oh.
08:15Oh.
08:16Oh.
08:17God be praised.
08:34How are you doing as God's chef Oral?
08:39Pretty good I think.
08:40Well it's only been a month and I've pretty much covered this whole neighborhood with number
08:45three.
08:46Oh.
08:47Oh.
08:48Oh.
08:49Oh.
08:50Don't plague my pregnancies.
08:52Hundreds of married women are mysteriously finding themselves with child in the eighteen
08:56to twenty four hundred blocks of North Abstinent Way.
08:59Horrible.
09:00North Abstinence.
09:01Newlyweds Ricky and Jenny Coldshoulder have no idea how the missus came to be blessed against
09:05her will as they haven't even shared the same bed in their entire three week marriage.
09:10Shocking.
09:12Doot!
09:13Doot!
09:14Doot!
09:15Doot!
09:16Doot!
09:17Doot!
09:18This is this is fucked up.
09:20But.
09:21I mean.
09:22Uh oh.
09:23Jesus crew cuts.
09:26Jesus crew cuts.
09:28And that's.
09:30I'll take him from here Don.
09:32Well.
09:33To my study.
09:34Not the study.
09:36That doesn't explain why you were out past curfew.
09:41But, Dad, how else was I going to be God's chef?
09:45Ladies needed to be asleep for me to shoot my yummy contents into them.
09:48You're not supposed to be God's chef, Oral.
09:51God's chef is only a whimsical fellow like Santa or Charles Darwin.
09:55Come on, Pop. I'm too old to believe in that stuff.
09:59Worthless piece of sugar!
10:01You are.
10:31But it's also a sin to procreate in odd, exciting ways.
10:35Men and women have only one holy position, and that's called the missionary position.
10:40The missionary position?
10:41Yes, it's the most loving and satisfying position the Bible has to offer.
10:45It got its name from missionaries who taught backwards cultures how to have morally righteous sexual intercourse.
10:51Neat! Who thought of the missionary position, Dad?
10:54I believe it was first developed by Noah, who was disgusted by the horny, godless ways of some erotically charged animals on the Ark.
11:02Wow!
11:03And, of course, it's the all-important Lost Twelfth Commandment.
11:07Thou shalt only have sex face-to-face, man on top.
11:10That explains a lot.
11:11But, there's just guns and blades everywhere.
11:14Yeah, well, it is also a sin to use fun equipment.
11:17Oh.
11:18But anyway, in not telling you all the facts to begin with, it was my mistake this time, son.
11:23Not yours.
11:23Then do I get to spank you with my belt?
11:26Oh.
11:28No.
11:29I think not.
11:40Charity.
11:40Okay, that's going to be...
11:42Oh, God.
11:43You know, I did not know what the hell I was getting myself into, but now I've got...
11:50Oh, God.
11:52Jesus.
11:53I don't...
11:57Oh, God.
11:58I don't even know where I'm even meant to begin with this, apart from...
12:04It somehow got quite a lot more disturbing in the second episode than it did in the first episode.
12:13But I also...
12:14Oh, Jesus Christ.
12:16Oh, dear me.
12:23Wait, hang on a minute.
12:24Is that...
12:25I've only just realised.
12:26Was that...
12:27Was that Chris O'Dowd who was, uh...
12:31Who played, like, Clinky?
12:34I wonder if he...
12:35Oh, was it...
12:36No, that can't be that.
12:37No, that...
12:39No, I think that was Kevin Eldon, actually, the way I think about it, because...
12:43Yeah, I think that was.
12:45It sounded a lot like Kevin Eldon, but...
12:47Please tell me Kevin Eldon got more roles in this show than just that.
12:51But maybe Clinky is a recurring character, so...
12:55Yes, I wonder if it's just going to be a thing throughout the rest of the show, where it always ends with Orwell being taken up to Clay's study, and everybody just sort of gulps, and...
13:08There's just more commandments surrounded by blades and guns.
13:12I love this show.
13:14I know we've only just finished the second episode, but I can't quite get enough of this already.
13:19This is just...
13:21Disturbing.
13:23It's funny.
13:25It's...
13:26It's like...
13:28It's like...
13:30Oh, God, what's, like, the thing I could...
13:31I'm sure there'll be something to compare this to that's quite similar, because I don't know if Boondocks is, like, the one I'm thinking of, but...
13:40This show is something else.
13:43That's the best I could say right now.
13:44So, I hope all of you guys enjoyed the second episode, God Chef of More Or, and I cannot wait to see all of you guys again in the next video.
13:54So, take care, and go away.
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