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00:00:00¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:00:30¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:01:00If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:04I don't want you to stop.
00:01:30I was so drunk last night.
00:01:39I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:41I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:47Happy New Year.
00:01:53Sam, it's me.
00:01:55Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:01:57I don't care how.
00:01:58Just do it.
00:02:00I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:02:09Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:12I need grandkids.
00:02:14I need you to...
00:02:14Message received, Mom.
00:02:15I need to go now.
00:02:17I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:18Seven years.
00:02:29Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:31And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:32Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:42Boss, it's been years.
00:02:44I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:49Your vest, sir.
00:02:51But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:53She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:55Blonde hair, red top.
00:02:57And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:02:59We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:01or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:03Good.
00:03:04Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:06Hi.
00:03:09One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:11And one hot chocolate.
00:03:14I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:17Now Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:23Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:25It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:29Where's my real one?
00:03:30I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:39Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:49Danny!
00:03:50No!
00:03:51What?
00:03:58Danny!
00:03:58No!
00:03:59I'm sorry.
00:04:00I'm not your dad.
00:04:02No, I know you're my dad.
00:04:04He gets his hints and his life out.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry!
00:04:08Your Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:17I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:20He's gorgeous.
00:04:27Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:29She's wearing hair.
00:04:30What?
00:04:30I don't know.
00:04:31She's waving in the coffee shop.
00:04:32Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:36You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:36Así que…
00:04:37¿Só mi nueva mujer?
00:04:39Sí, yo sé yo era el nuevo padre de la hija.
00:04:42¿Sí? Mi nombre es Cipher. ¿Qué es su nombre?
00:04:44No se ha dicho nada de un niño.
00:04:47Max, Aurelius.
00:04:48Eva,
00:04:50creo que deberíamos discutir el tema de la caridad de esta maravilla.
00:04:54Solo necesito una mujer para el frío.
00:04:57Creo que mamá se tiene su gran padre, también.
00:05:01Así que, por nuestro agremento,
00:05:03La renta es $1,000 por hora y...
00:05:07$1,000 por hora?
00:05:08Bueno, sí.
00:05:10Es $500 a día.
00:05:12¿Es eso suficiente?
00:05:13Es lo más que puedo pagar.
00:05:15¿Qué, estás pagando me $500 a día?
00:05:17Eso es lo que me acuerdo con la agencia.
00:05:19Tú te vas a pagar tus $1,000 por la semana.
00:05:21Mira, mis requieres son simple.
00:05:23Ok, play mi esposa,
00:05:25come con mi familia,
00:05:26y nos vamos a ser una familia de un gran familia.
00:05:28Y luego mi familia se va a dar de mi vuelta,
00:05:30so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:35So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:39But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:43Ok, deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:00Wow.
00:06:03Clean up nice.
00:06:05This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:07Pictures.
00:06:11Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:30Ok, uh, I think we got it.
00:06:44Oh, I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:47To prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:06:49and have a happy family.
00:06:51Yeah, of course.
00:06:52Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:04From my family to you.
00:07:14Bad news, boss.
00:07:15The agency said that the girl that they recruited
00:07:17to be your fake wife
00:07:18failed last minute.
00:07:19Wait, she bailed?
00:07:20Then who is...
00:07:22Who is she?
00:07:26Whatever.
00:07:28It doesn't matter.
00:07:29I've got what I need.
00:07:33Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:34I already found someone.
00:07:40Ok, well...
00:07:42I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:46Christmas shopping?
00:07:47I should come.
00:07:48Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:07:50in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:55It'll make it more believable.
00:08:00Fine.
00:08:00Yeah, fine.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:02You can come.
00:08:10Let's go.
00:08:11Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:14Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:19Oh!
00:08:21What the actual fuck?
00:08:26Sam,
00:08:27is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:31Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:38She does kind of look like him.
00:08:40So, when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:08:45we will say they're from you.
00:08:48Here, let me get this.
00:08:51I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:54Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:08:59we should probably kiss once or twice in front of them.
00:09:05Okay.
00:09:06Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:08No, no, definitely not.
00:09:10And absolutely no.
00:09:11Sex?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:14It's strictly business.
00:09:16Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:20What?
00:09:21Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:24I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:26getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:30Let's go.
00:09:35Here.
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:39I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:43Well, I'm not your woman,
00:09:44and this isn't a real relationship,
00:09:46and I don't want your money.
00:09:49Attention shoppers,
00:09:50all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5250% off pies?
00:09:54Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:5612 pumpkin pies, I hear this right?
00:09:57They're the best kind.
00:09:59Hurry up and go.
00:10:00Go.
00:10:00What are you standing here for?
00:10:03Hello there.
00:10:04Hi.
00:10:05Are you ready?
00:10:05Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:07Okay, great.
00:10:08We have a holiday special today.
00:10:10Spend $500, get 10% off,
00:10:13and you are just short $15
00:10:14if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:16Oh, great, yeah.
00:10:17What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:19Will you get a move on?
00:10:21I just got here.
00:10:23Relax.
00:10:24Yeah, yeah.
00:10:27Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:29Okay, thank you.
00:10:32Hurry up and pay.
00:10:33I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:38You can wait your turn.
00:10:43Thank you.
00:10:44Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:52Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:52Not the pies.
00:10:53Not the pies.
00:10:53You can just set those on top.
00:11:00Hi, guys.
00:11:02I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:07Thank you.
00:11:08Of course.
00:11:09Thank you so much.
00:11:11Of course.
00:11:11I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:13Thank you.
00:11:14She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:15Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:17Just to give it away.
00:11:19Thank you.
00:11:20Merry Christmas.
00:11:20Merry Christmas.
00:11:26What?
00:11:27You do that often?
00:11:29As often as I can.
00:11:35We should go.
00:11:36We got to pick up paper.
00:11:37You done feeling me up?
00:12:03Shut up.
00:12:03Sorry, I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:06Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:13And don't be late.
00:12:14Harrison Group?
00:12:27Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:30Sort of.
00:12:31Not that I'm judging.
00:12:32I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:38Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:41I think that's respectable.
00:12:42Can we pick another company?
00:12:45No.
00:12:46Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:48And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:49My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:51So, it's perfect.
00:12:57Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:00Don't worry.
00:13:01Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:02I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:06Too much.
00:13:07Let's go, Sam.
00:13:29It's time to check out the new HQ side.
00:13:30Hold on, you're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:36It's my daughter's.
00:13:38Daughter's.
00:13:40Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:43Hey, there they are!
00:13:58Yay!
00:13:59Nice to meet you!
00:14:01Aw, dad.
00:14:03So glad you made it.
00:14:04Aw, I missed you.
00:14:06So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:10He's coming.
00:14:11Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:13Good, good, good.
00:14:16So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:19When's he arriving?
00:14:21Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:25Poor thing.
00:14:26Not surprising.
00:14:27I mean, she's 30.
00:14:29Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:32Oh, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:38This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:42Auntie Pamela?
00:14:43Debbie?
00:14:44My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:47We're only worried about you.
00:14:49All these years without a husband.
00:14:52Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:54You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:56And look what happened.
00:14:58She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:02I'm not alone.
00:15:03And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:10He's a manager.
00:15:11Manager of what?
00:15:14Trash.
00:15:16Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:20You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:23Actually, he's right here.
00:15:26Oh, wow.
00:15:31Wow.
00:15:32He is really good looking.
00:15:34Ah, must be AI.
00:15:37Mm-hmm.
00:15:37Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:40Fake.
00:15:41That's enough.
00:15:42She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:44Show some respect.
00:15:46Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:52Well, guess what?
00:15:54William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:57Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:00That's half a million.
00:16:02Half a million.
00:16:03Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:07And speak of the devil.
00:16:12Willie, you made it.
00:16:14There you are.
00:16:26Oh, look at you now.
00:16:28Living the dream.
00:16:30Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:31Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:38So married, huh?
00:16:39Is it serious?
00:16:42That's what marriage is.
00:16:43It's pretty serious.
00:16:45Wow.
00:16:46You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:49Makes sense, though.
00:16:50You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:53Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:56A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:58Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:02That's right.
00:17:03Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:08Women love a man in red.
00:17:10Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:12Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:14Don't touch me.
00:17:15Oh, so entitled.
00:17:18Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:22And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:26I mean, look at that car.
00:17:28Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:32Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:35Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:40I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:45My mom would never marry.
00:17:49She already has a husband.
00:17:50He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:55Is that so?
00:17:57Well, then, where is he?
00:17:59Because I don't see him.
00:18:01Does anyone see him?
00:18:04Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:10That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:12And let me show you what happens to the naughty children.
00:18:18Hey.
00:18:19Mommy.
00:18:20Is he okay?
00:18:21I see your hands.
00:18:22Oh, my God.
00:18:24I'm going to take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:26Come on, honey.
00:18:27Let's go.
00:18:29What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:31How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:33Oh, my God.
00:18:35Let me go.
00:18:36Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:42Let me go.
00:18:57Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:04Max, you came.
00:19:04Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:09Where's Piper?
00:19:11William Hitter.
00:19:12Mom, Deadhub, take her inside.
00:19:14Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:17Well, well, well.
00:19:19If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:22That's right.
00:19:24Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:28Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:31It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:32I'm Max.
00:19:33Eva told us all about you.
00:19:35From New York.
00:19:36Polite.
00:19:37Handsome.
00:19:38Just like she said.
00:19:40Wow.
00:19:41He was an AI.
00:19:43See?
00:19:43He's real.
00:19:45And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:48Son of a bitch.
00:19:49You just ruined my suit.
00:19:50And watch the way that you drive that pristine automobile.
00:19:55That car.
00:19:56Oh, my God.
00:19:58That's worth more than a house.
00:20:00That car.
00:20:01It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:06Wait.
00:20:07Are you?
00:20:08Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:15And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:17I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:19You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:21You stole it.
00:20:22That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:25Jesus.
00:20:26How did he get away with it?
00:20:27That's what I want to know.
00:20:29Enough.
00:20:30Please.
00:20:30I trust my daughter.
00:20:34She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:38Max, be honest with me.
00:20:40Where did that car come from?
00:20:42How much did you want for it?
00:20:44I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:48So?
00:20:49You need a breath, man.
00:20:53All right, that's it.
00:20:54I'm calling the cops.
00:20:55Oh, way ahead of you.
00:20:57Wait.
00:20:58What?
00:20:59Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:02Oh, well.
00:21:03Too late.
00:21:09Mr. Harrison?
00:21:11Just play along.
00:21:13Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:21:15Now get the fuck out of here
00:21:16before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:21:19Yes, sir.
00:21:20I'm so sorry, sir.
00:21:22Please, please, please.
00:21:23I'm so sorry, sir.
00:21:24Please.
00:21:33Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:21:39He fooled me.
00:21:40What can I say?
00:21:41Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:21:45Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:21:47Oh, come on, Eva.
00:21:48We were just looking out for you.
00:21:50Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:21:53You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:21:55Soon.
00:21:55Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:21:59A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:22:04We are family, aren't we?
00:22:06Family takes care of each other.
00:22:09If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group,
00:22:11you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:22:13Abigail, come on.
00:22:15Talk to her for us.
00:22:17Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:22:20Yeah.
00:22:21I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:22:23My daughter is just far too busy.
00:22:26Your best life, my new son-in-law.
00:22:28Come on, guys.
00:22:30Let's go in.
00:22:31Welcome to the family.
00:22:35Welcome.
00:22:36Come on in.
00:22:37Come on in.
00:22:40This is your fault, Pam.
00:22:42You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:22:46My fault.
00:22:47You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:22:50Oh!
00:22:58Hey, how do you have that car?
00:23:02And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:23:04And how do you...
00:23:05I told you.
00:23:06I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:23:08I have a friend in high places.
00:23:10A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:23:15Yes.
00:23:16It's the season of giving.
00:23:18He knows people.
00:23:19Has connections.
00:23:20He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:23:23You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:23:25Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:23:26Capisce?
00:23:26Oh, my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:23:30Dad!
00:23:31Mom!
00:23:32Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:23:35Oh, honey.
00:23:36We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:23:43I think they get it, hon.
00:23:47How's Piper?
00:23:48Oh, she's fine.
00:23:49One of you guys just gets settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:23:52And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:23:58Great.
00:23:58See you in a bit, shall we?
00:24:00What are you doing?
00:24:03Okay.
00:24:05Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:24:11Relax.
00:24:11It was just a hug.
00:24:12We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:24:19You'll be okay.
00:24:20It's just one week.
00:24:21Kill me now.
00:24:22Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:24:24What are you doing?
00:24:31That's weird.
00:24:33They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago, and...
00:24:35I don't know.
00:24:36Something just feels off.
00:24:37Come on.
00:24:38That's ridiculous.
00:24:40I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:24:41Make out progress to prove it?
00:24:44Oh, my goodness.
00:24:45Mmm.
00:24:46Later.
00:24:49Let's go.
00:24:50Here we go.
00:24:56Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:24:58Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:25:01To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:25:04Oh.
00:25:05Welcome.
00:25:06Cheers.
00:25:07Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:25:08Looks great.
00:25:09Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:25:11I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:25:16But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:25:20Oh, no.
00:25:21Mom's testing him.
00:25:22She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:25:24You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:25:31Ow.
00:25:32Eva, sweetie.
00:25:34Kicking my foot.
00:25:35Oh, sorry, mom.
00:25:37Oh, jeez.
00:25:39It's okay.
00:25:41Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:25:42I would like to hear Max say it.
00:25:4412 pumpkin pies.
00:25:58Did I hear this right?
00:25:59They're the best kind.
00:26:02Well, of course.
00:26:03It's pumpkin pie.
00:26:05See?
00:26:06Are you happy now?
00:26:08That's good, but something still falls off.
00:26:11Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:26:13We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:26:19But our marriage is real.
00:26:21I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:26:25Ah, now those are quality.
00:26:29Okay, well, then answer this.
00:26:31Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:26:35Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:26:39I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:26:42Well, um, it's...
00:26:45Silly face.
00:26:45Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:26:48Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:26:50Silly face.
00:26:53I am not paying extra for this.
00:26:55Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:26:57Those blazers.
00:26:59Nice.
00:27:00You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:27:04Well, believe it or not, Ms. Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:27:07And I'm not just talking about William.
00:27:09I'll drink to that.
00:27:11Is that good with you there?
00:27:13So, come on, guys.
00:27:14Let's eat.
00:27:15Come on.
00:27:15And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:27:30I have another room set up for Piper.
00:27:33Nice and festive for you.
00:27:35No complications, right?
00:27:38Sorry, honey.
00:27:39Uh, mom, you know what?
00:27:40I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:27:42Oh, honey.
00:27:43Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:27:44Oh, I just remembered.
00:27:48The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:27:50Something about water conservation.
00:27:52That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:27:5415 minutes?
00:27:57Honey, it's no big deal.
00:27:58Just shower together.
00:28:00Shower together?
00:28:01Shower together?
00:28:01Okay, you guys.
00:28:07Have a good night, okay?
00:28:12You heard her.
00:28:13Shower together.
00:28:31Whoa, why are you stripping?
00:28:38Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:28:40Come on, we're wasting time.
00:28:42You have 15 minutes.
00:28:43Nice try.
00:28:43I am not showering with you.
00:28:45All right, sleep yourself.
00:28:47All room for me in there.
00:28:48Not if I reach you there first.
00:28:50Come on, Max.
00:29:08Get out of the way.
00:29:10We agreed, nothing physical.
00:29:12You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:29:14Relax.
00:29:15I won't touch you.
00:29:17Unless you say you want me to.
00:29:20But that'll cost extra.
00:29:31And your dreams.
00:29:34Free to join me.
00:29:50You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:29:58You wish.
00:29:59Why aren't you getting in?
00:30:01Pray you'll fall for me.
00:30:03It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:30:06Oh, yeah?
00:30:07True.
00:30:07Holy shit.
00:30:23Oh, this is, I'm, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:30:29I'll say.
00:30:30What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:30:32Still think you can resist?
00:30:36Baby.
00:30:37I don't think I want you.
00:30:44Max, I shouldn't.
00:30:48Or maybe we should.
00:30:50God, he's such a good kisser.
00:30:52Why does this feel so familiar?
00:31:01Mom, we're so sexy.
00:31:12Max, we cannot do this.
00:31:14What?
00:31:15I didn't mean to cross anything.
00:31:17It's not you, Max.
00:31:18It's us.
00:31:19It's this.
00:31:19This is all an act.
00:31:20Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:31:23You're right.
00:31:26I'm sorry.
00:31:27I just don't mean to be sorry.
00:31:29Just.
00:31:37That birthmark.
00:31:38What is that?
00:31:46It's him.
00:31:47The man from New Year's.
00:31:48Is he Piper's father?
00:31:53Why are you acting?
00:31:57Oh, my God.
00:31:58Max is Piper's father.
00:32:01Are you okay?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:03I just, um, I just got lightheaded.
00:32:06I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:32:08Alone.
00:32:11Of course.
00:32:14We have a daughter together.
00:32:16Oh, my God.
00:32:18What do I do?
00:32:24I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:32:26You can take the bed.
00:32:28Thanks.
00:32:31Hey.
00:32:33Are you sure you're okay?
00:32:35Look, fake marriage aside,
00:32:36I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:32:38So if there's something you need,
00:32:40I can help.
00:32:42I want to help.
00:32:43He's Piper's father.
00:32:45He has a right to know.
00:32:47Um, Max,
00:32:49how would you feel
00:32:51if you found out you had a kid?
00:32:54A child?
00:32:58No, no, no, no.
00:33:00That's, that's impossible.
00:33:01I'm very careful.
00:33:04Mostly.
00:33:06I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:33:09Family to me is a big commitment,
00:33:11and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:33:15Right.
00:33:17He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:33:19I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:33:22Why do you ask?
00:33:24No reason.
00:33:25Just, just curious.
00:33:27No, I, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:33:30What?
00:33:32No.
00:33:33Well, then,
00:33:34can I ask you a question?
00:33:36Shoot.
00:33:37Where did you get these?
00:33:44And how did you know my exact size?
00:33:46I did not get those.
00:33:48I don't know where those came from.
00:33:50Are you sure you're just not trying to
00:33:52break the contract?
00:33:55No, no, no.
00:33:56Come on, me.
00:33:56Come on, get rid of those.
00:33:58Woo!
00:33:58Woo!
00:34:07Eva,
00:34:10the truth is,
00:34:12is that I...
00:34:14Go, go, go, go, go.
00:34:18Just a second.
00:34:19Come in!
00:34:21Hey, hon.
00:34:23Oh!
00:34:24Sorry for interrupting,
00:34:25but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:34:28before I tuck her in.
00:34:29Think you can take this one, Dad?
00:34:31We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:34:33I can see that.
00:34:34Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:34:37I mean, if you don't mind.
00:34:40Well, atta boy.
00:34:41You know what?
00:34:42Just put a shirt on.
00:34:43I'm gonna go get her.
00:34:44Piper!
00:34:45Here comes Grandpa!
00:34:49He sprang to his sleigh,
00:34:51to his team gave a whistle,
00:34:53and away they all flew,
00:34:54like the down of a thistle.
00:34:56But I heard him exclaim,
00:34:58as he drove out of sight,
00:35:00Merry Christmas to all,
00:35:02and to all,
00:35:03a good night.
00:35:07If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:35:09she'd be over the moon.
00:35:11Good night, Piper.
00:35:16Is her dad still around?
00:35:19Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:35:21because you are her dad.
00:35:23Uh, no.
00:35:23That man has no idea
00:35:26what a treasure
00:35:27he's missing out on.
00:35:32Do you really think so?
00:35:34From the bottom of my heart.
00:35:37Maybe I should tell him.
00:35:38He deserves to know.
00:35:39Max.
00:35:42You're Piper's father.
00:35:59I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:36:00Where's Piper?
00:36:22She must have snuck off
00:36:28while we were asleep.
00:36:45God, he's such a good kisser.
00:36:47Just gonna kiss and run?
00:36:58Not on my watch.
00:37:03Yeah, this.
00:37:05I remember this.
00:37:06Good morning, you two lovebugs.
00:37:20How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:37:23Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:37:24It was, uh, it was great.
00:37:26Wonderful.
00:37:26Well, it's about to get even better.
00:37:31Oh, no.
00:37:32What is that?
00:37:33Sardines and saltines.
00:37:35It's a Smith family classic.
00:37:37It was my gram-grams favorite
00:37:38during wartime.
00:37:39Don't be shy.
00:37:40Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:37:43Max, you don't have to.
00:37:44No, no, it's okay.
00:37:46It's a Smith family staple.
00:37:48Oh, uh...
00:37:50Oh.
00:37:51Here you go.
00:37:59Yeah.
00:38:07Good?
00:38:08Mmm.
00:38:10Good?
00:38:11It's grumpy.
00:38:13Well, you two better get dressed.
00:38:15You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:38:18Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:38:21That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:38:23and her brood this year.
00:38:25What's the deal with them?
00:38:26Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:38:29Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:38:33Hey, don't worry.
00:38:35I'll protect you and Piper.
00:38:39Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:38:42Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up, then.
00:38:46Wait, that earring.
00:38:59Wait.
00:39:00That earring.
00:39:01You like it?
00:39:03I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:39:06Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:39:08I don't really remember the details,
00:39:10but luckily, I was able to find a new pair.
00:39:15Right.
00:39:16Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:39:17Anyone can have it.
00:39:18Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:39:20She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:39:25So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:39:29But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:39:31What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:39:36An aging single mom.
00:39:38Slim pickings.
00:39:39I heard he's in waste management.
00:39:42That explains it.
00:39:43She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:39:47Oh, please, Miranda.
00:39:48No, Ava is your niece.
00:39:50Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:39:52Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:39:55Her track record speaks for itself.
00:39:57Exactly.
00:39:58Not like my Sierra, married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:40:05Oh, they're here.
00:40:07Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:40:14Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:40:16Merry Christmas.
00:40:18You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:40:19I am.
00:40:21I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:40:23Pleasure to meet you.
00:40:23Welcome.
00:40:24You're Ava's husband.
00:40:25But you're gorgeous.
00:40:30But not as handsome as you.
00:40:33Look at you two.
00:40:34You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:40:36Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:40:37Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:40:39This is for Max and I.
00:40:40Oh, my goodness.
00:40:41Thank you, Ava.
00:40:42Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:40:45Oops.
00:40:46Oh, my bad.
00:40:47Oh, a homemade gift.
00:40:50How thrifty.
00:40:52Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:40:54Mommy's right, you mean, I'll hack.
00:40:57You little.
00:40:59You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:41:02Or you will lose yours.
00:41:04Oh.
00:41:04I think you broke my wrist.
00:41:07Look what you just did to my mother.
00:41:09My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:41:12He could ruin your life.
00:41:14Honey, are you okay?
00:41:28I'm fine.
00:41:29I'm just wet, honey.
00:41:30Yeah.
00:41:30It's okay.
00:41:31It's okay.
00:41:32It's okay.
00:41:32What are you?
00:41:36Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:41:39Did you just slap me?
00:41:41Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:41:43You're a fucking psycho.
00:41:45You know what, Sierra?
00:41:45I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:41:51Her family.
00:41:52She means me.
00:41:58You okay, honey?
00:41:59Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:42:01Do something.
00:42:03You don't know who you're messing with.
00:42:05I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:42:07Oh, wow.
00:42:08I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:42:14Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:42:16Let's call him.
00:42:18I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:42:21Please.
00:42:21Who do you think you are?
00:42:24Enough!
00:42:26There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:42:29Fine, Dad.
00:42:31Let it go, Nathan.
00:42:32They're just jealous.
00:42:34For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:42:38I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:42:42I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:42:45Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:42:46All right, that's enough.
00:42:48Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:42:51Is this a joke?
00:43:13Can you please pass me some food?
00:43:15Hold it.
00:43:16Who said you could eat anything else?
00:43:17My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:43:24My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:43:28King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:43:33Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:43:36And you don't get a single bite.
00:43:39It's just petty.
00:43:40Maybe so.
00:43:41But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:43:45Fine.
00:43:46Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:43:49Come on, let's go.
00:43:50No, no.
00:43:51Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:43:54Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:43:57I know, dear.
00:43:58I just want to have our family together.
00:44:00Fine.
00:44:01We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:44:04Better a stray than a bitch.
00:44:06What was that?
00:44:06What?
00:44:10I just want to have our family together.
00:44:13Fine.
00:44:13We'll stay.
00:44:16Can I have a little nibble?
00:44:18It's okay, sweetie.
00:44:19We'll get something right after.
00:44:21Like drive-thru?
00:44:23I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:44:25That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:44:30No strays.
00:44:31Ow.
00:44:32Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?
00:44:34Yes, please.
00:44:35You hit my child.
00:44:36You're fucking crazy.
00:44:38Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:44:41Don't worry, baby.
00:44:46I'll handle it.
00:44:50Don't worry, baby.
00:44:51I'll handle it.
00:44:55Piper.
00:44:56Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:45:00Okay, sweetheart.
00:45:04Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:45:06As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:45:09Actually, I do.
00:45:11He's such a liar.
00:45:13This ought to be hilarious.
00:45:14Oh, it will be.
00:45:18Sam.
00:45:20Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:45:24I'm already on my way.
00:45:29Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:45:31I'm already on my way.
00:45:34You hear this guy?
00:45:35He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:45:40Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:45:43His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:45:46Max, what are you doing?
00:45:48Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:45:49Santa's already on his way.
00:45:51Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:46:00A helicopter?
00:46:02There's no way.
00:46:15How did you pull this off?
00:46:16Sam is like family.
00:46:18I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:46:19Thanks, boss.
00:46:21Boss?
00:46:22Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:46:24Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:46:27Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:46:29I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:46:34You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:46:37Mm-hmm.
00:46:40Come on.
00:46:42You can stop kidding around.
00:46:45If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:46:48No, I actually am the CEO.
00:46:50Come on.
00:46:51You can stop the charade.
00:46:52Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:46:55Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:46:57Okay, Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:47:02How is this possible?
00:47:14This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:47:20Who are you?
00:47:22I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:47:24That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:47:27Wait, no.
00:47:28Hold on.
00:47:30You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:47:35You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:47:37Hmm.
00:47:38Some of the small ones.
00:47:40I mean, you know that.
00:47:42You work for me.
00:47:43Oh, God.
00:47:44I insulted my own boss.
00:47:46I'm finished.
00:47:52Oh, God.
00:47:53I insulted my own boss.
00:47:55I'm finished.
00:47:56I didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:47:59Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:48:01Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:48:03For tonight, your fee stands.
00:48:06And with that, your career.
00:48:08You're fired.
00:48:10Fired?
00:48:11Sam?
00:48:15Fired?
00:48:16Oh, God.
00:48:17I can't be fired.
00:48:19What?
00:48:20Mr. Harrison, please.
00:48:22You can have as much crab as you want.
00:48:24Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:48:26I'll do anything.
00:48:27Guys, take out the trash.
00:48:31And you.
00:48:36Oh, me?
00:48:38Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:48:40That was a Christmas joke.
00:48:41A family tradition.
00:48:43Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:48:46Sam?
00:48:46Will you do me the honors?
00:48:53Gladly.
00:48:57Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:49:02Father, do something.
00:49:04Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:49:06I'm leaving.
00:49:08Mmm, pumpkin's my favorite.
00:49:10Come on, sweetie.
00:49:17Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:49:20Eat as much as you want.
00:49:21Thanks, Daddy.
00:49:25I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:49:27I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:49:30Honestly?
00:49:31This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:49:34Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:49:35Just like this.
00:49:36Does he really mean that?
00:49:39Or is he just playing the part?
00:49:41I can't tell.
00:49:43And that terrifies me.
00:49:48Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:49:50I brought you a gift.
00:49:51Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:49:54Oh.
00:49:54Oh, this is wonderful.
00:50:02Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:50:05Tell me everything.
00:50:07Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:50:12Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:50:16A high school dropout?
00:50:18In the Harrison family?
00:50:21What a chance.
00:50:22She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:50:29Maximus seems to like her.
00:50:30Silence.
00:50:31Get me the address where she works.
00:50:33It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:50:35That's nice.
00:50:36We own that one.
00:50:38Good work.
00:50:39But take off that stupid hat.
00:50:51Thanks.
00:50:51So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:50:58Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:51:00And how about you?
00:51:05Me?
00:51:06Yeah.
00:51:08Are you happy with your new husband?
00:51:13Eva.
00:51:14Eva.
00:51:14Eva.
00:51:14Eva.
00:51:14Eva.
00:51:14Eva.
00:51:14Eva.
00:51:14Eva.
00:51:14Eva.
00:51:15Eva.
00:51:16Eva.
00:51:16Eva.
00:51:17Eva.
00:51:18Eva.
00:51:18Eva.
00:51:19Eva.
00:51:20Eva.
00:51:25That birthmark.
00:51:26Family to me is a big commitment
00:51:28And I don't want any loose ends
00:51:31You know
00:51:32Max, miss, there's so much we don't know
00:51:34So much we're not telling each other
00:51:36No feelings, no complications
00:51:40That's what we agreed upon
00:51:41Yeah, I didn't sign a contract
00:51:43Max
00:51:45Yeah, I guess you're right
00:51:46It's cold
00:51:49Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood
00:51:52Max
00:51:54I need to tell you something
00:51:57Something important
00:52:01What's gotten into her?
00:52:03Is she hiding something?
00:52:05Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:52:08I haven't been completely honest with you
00:52:10Piper is
00:52:13Piper is
00:52:17Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts
00:52:19Sweetie
00:52:21Oh my gosh, so swollen
00:52:23Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:52:25Listen, you stay here with Daddy
00:52:27Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:52:31Come on, Piper
00:52:32Okay, let me see
00:52:36I promise
00:52:40I won't let anyone
00:52:41Hurt you or Mommy again
00:52:43But that's not true
00:52:44You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:52:48Uh...
00:52:49Daddy!
00:52:50No!
00:52:52Well...
00:52:52Don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:53:00Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:53:05Well, maybe I don't have to leave
00:53:08Really?
00:53:09Please stay, Daddy
00:53:10You think it was Scar?
00:53:17Hmm
00:53:18I wouldn't worry about it
00:53:21Scars make you look like a badass
00:53:23I have one, too
00:53:24Dad
00:53:26I got that when I was about your age
00:53:29Some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:53:32Really?
00:53:33No way
00:53:33No
00:53:34It was actually a cactus
00:53:36But it's still cool
00:53:37I have something like that on the back of my neck
00:53:41Piper, how long have you had that?
00:53:47My mom said I had that when I was born
00:53:49And how old are you?
00:53:56Six
00:53:57Six?
00:53:58That one night stand was about seven years ago
00:54:01Okay, I found the first aid kit
00:54:02Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:54:07What do I even say?
00:54:09And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:54:10Ivar, sorry, honey
00:54:12This man's your dad
00:54:13And he didn't know you existed until now
00:54:15Um, yeah
00:54:18Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:54:22Ivar
00:54:23Okay, look
00:54:28Piper is
00:54:31Go on
00:54:37Uh, must be an emergency
00:54:45Excuse me
00:54:47Sorry
00:54:48I'll take this
00:54:49Mommy, are you okay?
00:54:57Yeah
00:54:57Mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:55:01I don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:55:04Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:55:09I'm telling you, Max
00:55:11That woman is manipulating you
00:55:13She's a high school dropout
00:55:15Doesn't even have a decent job
00:55:17And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:55:19I'm Eva's husband
00:55:21Max
00:55:21That man has no idea
00:55:24What a treasure
00:55:25He's missing out on
00:55:27I'm sorry, Max
00:55:31You can't know Piper's your daughter
00:55:33Your mother would take her away
00:55:34After Christmas
00:55:36It's over
00:55:37Eva?
00:55:41Maximus?
00:55:41Are you even listening to me?
00:55:44No, Mom, Mom
00:55:44Listen
00:55:45I'm sorry, okay?
00:55:46Eva's my wife
00:55:47And I've made up my mind
00:55:48I'm not leaving her
00:55:49Eva?
00:55:52Thank you
00:55:58Oh, thank you
00:56:03This is for you, Grandma
00:56:04Oh, wow
00:56:10That's so cool
00:56:12What did you mean?
00:56:13Derek, this is from Eva and I
00:56:16Oh, thank you so much
00:56:18Just glad you're here
00:56:21You got it
00:56:23Oh
00:56:24Wow
00:56:25Damn, these are nice
00:56:26Thanks
00:56:27Grandpa
00:56:27Language
00:56:28Little ears
00:56:30Piper
00:56:31Do you want to go see your present?
00:56:37It's in the other room by the train set
00:56:39I'll go with you
00:56:40Remember the song that we sang?
00:56:41Ready, ready?
00:56:42Grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:56:44What do we got, guys?
00:56:45Walking home from our house
00:56:47Christmas Eve
00:56:48You never told me
00:56:53Have we met before?
00:57:01Have we met before?
00:57:04She's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:57:06I don't know what you're getting at
00:57:11Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper
00:57:15I don't know what you're talking about
00:57:24Lots of people have birthmarks
00:57:26They're very common
00:57:26I feel so awful
00:57:28But I can't lose my child
00:57:30No matter how I feel about him
00:57:32Maybe
00:57:35Are you okay?
00:57:40Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:57:43No
00:57:44I'm fine
00:57:45Um
00:57:47Oh, I almost forgot
00:57:50I got you this
00:57:53You got me a gift, too?
00:57:56Tis the season
00:57:56Open it
00:57:58Gloves
00:58:11Did you make these?
00:58:15Yeah
00:58:15I know this is a fake marriage
00:58:17But that's Christmas
00:58:19You've already done so much for me
00:58:21I just wanted to do a little something for you
00:58:23How do they feel?
00:58:27Warm, right?
00:58:29Yeah
00:58:29Warm
00:58:30Soft
00:58:33Perfect
00:58:36Thank you, Eva
00:58:40I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
00:58:44Really?
00:58:46Yeah, my mom
00:58:48She partied all the time
00:58:50And I got gifts
00:58:52Plenty of them
00:58:53But
00:58:53I don't think she ever bought one herself
00:58:56Nothing
00:58:58Personal
00:58:59Well, you deserve it
00:59:01You're a good guy
00:59:03And
00:59:04Someday you'll
00:59:06Find
00:59:07Someone special
00:59:08To
00:59:09Spend all your Christmases with
00:59:11What if that day's today?
00:59:16What if I already found someone special?
00:59:20Right here
00:59:21Max, we can't
00:59:47If you want me to stop
00:59:50You better tell me right now
00:59:52Come on
00:59:57I don't want you to stop
00:59:59No matter how many years pass
01:00:07I still can't resist him
01:00:08Come on
01:00:14I want you…
01:00:16You're a big deal
01:00:17I want you
01:00:18I want you
01:00:20You're a big deal
01:00:21You're a big deal
01:00:21Come on
01:00:22I am
01:00:22I want you
01:00:23¡Los días!
01:00:48¡Piper!
01:00:50¡She can't see us!
01:00:53Eva?
01:01:10Grandma, I'm up here.
01:01:23That was way too close.
01:01:29Yeah.
01:01:30We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:01:36Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:01:40Can I still unwrap my present?
01:01:45You still haven't given me mine.
01:01:51Let me give it to you.
01:02:21Why are you calling me this morning?
01:02:36Hello?
01:02:37Hello, Eva Smith.
01:02:38I'm Max's mother.
01:02:40Name your price.
01:02:41What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:02:44What?
01:02:45We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:02:49Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:02:53My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:02:57Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:03:01So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:03:05Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:03:12You okay?
01:03:15Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:03:20So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:03:24What are you talking about?
01:03:26What are you talking about?
01:03:28It's over.
01:03:29It's not that hard to understand.
01:03:31Eva, wait.
01:03:36So last night meant nothing to you?
01:03:41Well, Max, it's not real.
01:03:48None of it was real.
01:03:49So it's just a goodbye.
01:03:52Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:03:56Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:04:03But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:04:06And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:04:08Just tell me what you need.
01:04:10I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:04:15Just say the word.
01:04:17You don't get it.
01:04:21You don't get it.
01:04:24You don't get it.
01:04:32I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:04:39I won't give up on us.
01:04:47Are we here?
01:04:58Yes.
01:04:59As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:05:06Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:05:08We're home.
01:05:09How can she just walk away?
01:05:22Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:05:24It's part of the agreement, too.
01:05:26Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:05:29You promised.
01:05:30Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:05:32Can you do this for me, please?
01:05:37All right, fine.
01:05:38When?
01:05:40Two days.
01:05:41I'll come pick you up.
01:05:42No need.
01:05:44Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:05:46I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:05:56So don't give up.
01:05:57Okay, daddy?
01:05:59Thank you, sweetie.
01:06:00If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:06:02I always fight for the ones I love.
01:06:16I love you.
01:06:17I love you.
01:06:18I love you.
01:06:19I love you.
01:06:20I love you.
01:06:21I love you.
01:06:22I love you.
01:06:23I love you.
01:06:24I love you.
01:06:26Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:06:27Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:06:30Boss?
01:06:32Boss?
01:06:36Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:06:39I need to go win back my family.
01:06:41Family?
01:06:42Boss, you okay?
01:06:44Never better.
01:06:47Go get her, Max.
01:06:52Give it your best smile.
01:06:53Ah, there he is.
01:06:56Maximus, darling.
01:06:58I have some prospects for you.
01:07:00Nice high society girls from the city.
01:07:06Oh.
01:07:09I told you.
01:07:10I already found the woman I love.
01:07:11What?
01:07:14Well...
01:07:17Maximus, stop this.
01:07:20That Eva woman is scamming you, son.
01:07:24Tell me what kind of woman you want, and I'll find you another.
01:07:27You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:07:30No, I'm not.
01:07:33Oh?
01:07:34I work in waste management, and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:07:38I'm Eva's husband, and I'm a father.
01:07:42What?
01:07:43What?
01:07:57Oh, that's her.
01:07:58The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:08:02Hi.
01:08:03Welcome in.
01:08:04Can I help you find something?
01:08:06I wanted to try those.
01:08:11Awesome.
01:08:12I'll get them for you right away.
01:08:14Are you?
01:08:15Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:08:17No.
01:08:20No, no, no.
01:08:21I know what I want.
01:08:23Size 7.
01:08:26Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:08:30Come on.
01:08:31She wants the white shoes.
01:08:37Ignore her.
01:08:38She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:08:40Um, here.
01:08:41Let me help you.
01:08:42Come on.
01:08:43She seems kind.
01:08:53I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:08:55She's just doing her job.
01:08:58How do they feel?
01:09:00Well, I love the style.
01:09:02It's too small.
01:09:03I think I need a size up.
01:09:06Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:09:10Right away.
01:09:11I'll be right back.
01:09:13She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:09:15Was I wrong about her?
01:09:32Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:09:36Well, who gives a shit?
01:09:37She can't walk.
01:09:42That's just pure evil.
01:09:47Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:09:49She's in a wheelchair.
01:09:51Who cares?
01:09:52It's the last pair.
01:09:54I get paid commission.
01:09:56I am not doing that, Vanessa.
01:10:01See?
01:10:03This is your whole problem.
01:10:07This is why you'll always be broke.
01:10:12I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:10:15I'm not selling her junk.
01:10:16Junk.
01:10:17She has to deal with people like this?
01:10:20People who insult her all day?
01:10:23I'm your manager.
01:10:28Sell the old bitty the shoes,
01:10:31or you're fired.
01:10:32Did I stutter?
01:10:39You don't have to fire me.
01:10:47I quit.
01:10:48I don't work here anymore.
01:10:55Listen.
01:10:57Don't buy the shoes.
01:10:59They're broken.
01:11:00Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:11:02You're a good person, after all.
01:11:05Looks like I misjudged you.
01:11:08I'm sorry?
01:11:11Why are you still here, Eva?
01:11:13Get out!
01:11:19You're not disabled?
01:11:21Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:11:25Absolutely shameful.
01:11:27Who are you?
01:11:29I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group,
01:11:33and the owner of the store.
01:11:35You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:11:38Mother of the CEO?
01:11:40I am.
01:11:42And you, my dear, are fired.
01:11:44What did I do?
01:11:48You are a good person.
01:11:51From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:11:57Are you serious?
01:12:00That's right.
01:12:02Don't be nervous, child.
01:12:05You are professional, responsible,
01:12:08far better than that two-bit manager.
01:12:14You.
01:12:15Out.
01:12:16I'll leave.
01:12:20I'm leaving.
01:12:23I...
01:12:25I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:12:27No.
01:12:28Don't worry.
01:12:30You're getting a promotion.
01:12:32You deserve it, my dear.
01:12:34Thank you.
01:12:36First assignment?
01:12:37I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:12:43Pack it all up and bring it to my house, hmm?
01:12:47Okay.
01:12:49Yeah.
01:12:51Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:12:54I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:12:56She's the mother of a CEO.
01:12:57Of course she lives like this.
01:12:58Ahem.
01:12:59Ahem.
01:13:00Ahem.
01:13:01Ahem.
01:13:02Ahem.
01:13:03Ahem.
01:13:04Ahem.
01:13:05Ahem.
01:13:06Ahem.
01:13:07Ahem.
01:13:09Ahem.
01:13:17Mrs. Harrison?
01:13:18I'm here with your delivery.
01:13:23Max?
01:13:24Eva.
01:13:26What are you doing here?
01:13:28I, uh...
01:13:30There you are, Eva!
01:13:32Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:13:35My new daughter-in-law.
01:13:38What are you talking...
01:13:42That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:13:47Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:13:49Stop!
01:13:51And you!
01:13:52You lied to me at the store!
01:13:54You were both just testing me?
01:13:57Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:13:59I'm sorry, Eva.
01:14:01I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:14:04But I was wrong.
01:14:06Eva, please.
01:14:07I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:14:09Not every working class girl is after your money.
01:14:12How could you think that of me?
01:14:14It's not like that, dear.
01:14:16Eva, what are you talking about?
01:14:19Mom!
01:14:20What did you do?
01:14:21I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:14:24We're not together.
01:14:26And I can't love something that was never real.
01:14:32I made a horrible mistake.
01:14:35What are you waiting for, son?
01:14:37Go after her!
01:14:43Let me go!
01:14:44I swear, it's not what you think.
01:14:45Look, we come from two completely different worlds.
01:14:47Stop pretending like you care!
01:14:49I'm not pretending!
01:14:50Okay?
01:14:51I can't fake what we have.
01:14:52And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:14:57This is the biggest thing.
01:14:58Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:15:04Max, you're king.
01:15:05Max, you came.
01:15:07God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:15:11I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:15:15Just say the word.
01:15:19See?
01:15:22Stop fighting.
01:15:25We belong together.
01:15:28You're wrong.
01:15:29Wrong about what?
01:15:31That you care?
01:15:33Or we belong together?
01:15:34Look, I already told you.
01:15:36We're from two completely different worlds.
01:15:39Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:15:43I want a fake divorce from my fake husband.
01:15:49Eva.
01:15:52Eva!
01:15:55I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:15:57Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:16:04Ow!
01:16:08Are you okay, Mommy?
01:16:10Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:16:13Come here.
01:16:21No, you're not fine.
01:16:23You're sad.
01:16:23I'm okay, sweetie.
01:16:29I miss Daddy, too.
01:16:34I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:16:39Don't you want to be with him?
01:16:40I'm not a bug.
01:16:44You're right.
01:16:46What am I doing?
01:16:47Running like a coward?
01:16:50I've always taught you to be brave.
01:16:53Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:16:56I believe in you.
01:16:57What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:16:58I know exactly what to say to him.
01:17:05Maximus deserves to know.
01:17:07Piper is his daughter.
01:17:15Enough sulking.
01:17:17Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:17:20Don't you think I want to?
01:17:23She doesn't want me.
01:17:24I didn't raise you to give up.
01:17:26Your daughter is still out there.
01:17:27You can't abandon her.
01:17:29Mom, you don't get it.
01:17:31I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:17:34And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:17:38What are you talking about?
01:17:40I already ran a DNA test.
01:17:43Piper is your daughter.
01:17:46What?
01:17:47See for yourself.
01:17:54I was right.
01:17:55Seven years ago.
01:17:56New years.
01:17:58That woman was Eva.
01:18:10Eva!
01:18:12Hey.
01:18:14Daddy!
01:18:16Daddy!
01:18:17Piper!
01:18:17Oh, I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:18:28You came back.
01:18:31I, uh...
01:18:34Don't forget to re-break, Mommy.
01:18:36I, uh, I was scared.
01:18:46But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:18:48Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:18:53Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:18:56I have something to tell you, too.
01:19:00Piper is your daughter.
01:19:02You knew.
01:19:04My sweet granddaughter.
01:19:06Grandma!
01:19:07Oh.
01:19:10Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:19:13But you've known this whole time?
01:19:14I was scared.
01:19:16Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:19:18I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:19:21How could you not know how I felt?
01:19:23I love you, Eva.
01:19:38I love you, too.
01:19:40I promise.
01:19:42For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:19:46As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:19:53Will you marry me, Eva?
01:20:01For real this time?
01:20:03Yes.
01:20:05Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:20:10Yes.
01:20:11Hi.
01:20:19Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,
01:20:21and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:20:26I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:20:33Who's that?
01:20:35Eva!
01:20:38Take me back!
01:20:41I'm sorry!
01:20:42I'm sorry!
01:20:42I'm sorry, you're tired!
01:20:46Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:20:49Again.
01:20:52No?
01:20:53Not funny?
01:20:53¡Gracias!
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