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00:00:00I must have you
00:00:07Calvin princess
00:00:13And I you werewolf king
00:00:15Shihara heard tales that the werewolf king was the greatest lover in all the realm
00:00:21Now she would know the truth
00:00:24She straddled him
00:00:27No, he takes charge
00:00:31It's hotter
00:00:34Um
00:00:38The werewolf king
00:00:44The werewolf king
00:00:48Think, Lisa, it's the climax of the book
00:00:51It has to be steamy AF
00:00:57How does MK get inspiration?
00:01:02The werewolf king swept his princess into the bed
00:01:12He tore her dress and kissed down her body
00:01:15He tore her dress and kissed down her body
00:01:32His burning lips trailing lower
00:01:39And lower
00:01:42And
00:01:43Ms. Von Klimt, hi!
00:01:49So, how's my favorite romance author?
00:01:52Yeah, fine
00:01:54Everything's okay, my books are still selling, right?
00:01:56Hotter than the boo-boos
00:01:58Listen, I have a special assignment for you
00:02:00You've heard of MK Roth, right?
00:02:02I love him
00:02:04I mean
00:02:05His writing
00:02:06Fabulous
00:02:07We'll talk more about it when you're in LA
00:02:10You're coming tomorrow
00:02:11Tomorrow?
00:02:12One more chapter and you can finish this book just right, Max
00:02:25Stop blinking like that
00:02:29Oh
00:02:34Oh
00:02:35Forget writing
00:02:36You need to be pitching for the Dodgers
00:02:38Very funny, Tony
00:02:41Well
00:02:42What's going on?
00:02:44I still can't finish the novel
00:02:46Seven years of hard work and it still rides on this last chapter
00:02:49Well, why don't you just chat GBT
00:02:52Okay, I'm kidding, Mr. Integrity
00:02:55Look, why don't we just leave the workshop for a while?
00:02:58Huh?
00:02:59We're meeting with EMU Publishing
00:03:00No
00:03:01I should be writing
00:03:02Hey
00:03:03You said it yourself, Max
00:03:04You haven't published in seven years
00:03:06Look, do you wanna keep this mansion?
00:03:09Huh?
00:03:10You wanna keep this Apple laptop you just hurled across the room?
00:03:13We gotta do some business
00:03:15There he is, that's the spirit
00:03:24Good
00:03:25Oh
00:03:26Do me a favor
00:03:28Take a shower before we go
00:03:29You smell like the feet
00:03:31I am so sorry I'm late
00:03:44We had an emergency landing in Tucson
00:03:46Miss Longclimps still has some time before 3pm
00:03:48Hurry
00:03:49Amazing
00:03:50Thank you
00:03:51I gotta sit
00:03:57M.K. Roth?
00:03:58Am I dreaming?
00:04:00Hey
00:04:01We're walking here, twerp
00:04:02Get out of the way
00:04:03Hey
00:04:04Why don't you show the lady some respect?
00:04:06Did M.K. Roth just call me a lady?
00:04:10Lisa!
00:04:11I'm waiting!
00:04:19I'm working on a deal with M.K. Roth
00:04:22The biggest name in fiction
00:04:25We are in talks to publish his new novel
00:04:28Here at EMU Publishing
00:04:30Yeah!
00:04:31M.K. Roth is a new novel
00:04:32I've waited years for this
00:04:34He's my all time favorite author
00:04:36Here's the thing
00:04:37I have a little crush on him
00:04:39M.K. Max
00:04:41I am crazy about him
00:04:44That face, that hair, that...
00:04:46The race of a generation
00:04:48Exactly
00:04:49Normally, I can get any guy I want, anytime I want
00:04:54Just look at me
00:04:56But Max is different
00:04:57My usual tactics aren't working
00:04:59What does that have to do with me?
00:05:02I was thinking
00:05:04Who better to play Cupid
00:05:06Than my best selling romance author
00:05:09Heidi Brushfire
00:05:11You want me?
00:05:12To be your date doctor?
00:05:14Have I ever told you
00:05:16How much I love this pen name?
00:05:19You came up with it
00:05:20Nobody writes romance like you do, Lisa
00:05:24You must get dick like nobody's business
00:05:27How do I tell her I've never had a steamy romance like in my books?
00:05:32Last time I had sex was college and he turned out to be gay
00:05:35It's all just fiction
00:05:37Made up
00:05:38Don't be modest, Lisa
00:05:40I am crushing hard here
00:05:42I'll double your next advance
00:05:45How's 50K sound?
00:05:4750,000?
00:05:49With that much money I could afford the living nurse moms always wanted
00:05:53I'm not hearing a no, so that is a yes
00:05:56You'll stay with me
00:05:58You'll have the guest room and the pool all to yourself
00:06:01Showtime
00:06:10So we meet again?
00:06:25Guess I wasn't dreaming
00:06:27Guess I wasn't either
00:06:29Lisa has to get ready
00:06:33I'll walk her out
00:06:34Look I know Giselle's the CEO but she's got an ass that could make a stripper
00:06:41I wasn't looking, it was her friend
00:06:45Don't even think about going for Max
00:06:49You are here to be my dating coach
00:06:51Not to date my man
00:06:53Got it
00:06:54You better
00:06:55Max and I are going to have the hottest kids ever
00:06:58What were you saying about a party?
00:07:01My people will explain everything
00:07:03Oh
00:07:10Lisa Brown, Giselle's lawyer, can you sign this NDA?
00:07:13I'm the stylist, I need your measurements
00:07:15I'm the dog walker
00:07:17And you should poo poo
00:07:18What did I get myself into?
00:07:22Lisa, hurry up!
00:07:24Lisa, hurry up!
00:07:29See a little flicker
00:07:33Right here, yes
00:07:34Perfect
00:07:35Perfect
00:07:42I can barely walk in these
00:07:44You'll learn
00:07:45Tonight's my first night meeting Max outside the office
00:07:48Help me sweep him off his feet
00:07:50I'll do my best, I just wish I had more time to prepare
00:07:53I believe in you
00:07:54Heidi Brushfire
00:08:03Ah, no
00:08:04I hate parties, you know this
00:08:05Oh, come on
00:08:06It's part of the job, Max
00:08:07Hey, listen
00:08:08I want you to meet this producer
00:08:10He wants to do a movie based on your first novel
00:08:12Come on
00:08:13How many times do I have to tell you?
00:08:14I don't care about Hollywood
00:08:16I want my books to stay books
00:08:23On second thought
00:08:26Maybe there is someone here I want to talk to
00:08:29What are you talking about?
00:08:31Max is coming
00:08:32Tell me what to say
00:08:33I thought this was your thing
00:08:36I need lines right fucking now
00:08:38I am so sorry, I didn't mean to
00:08:55The next time you want to use my jacket
00:08:58Just ask me
00:08:59Come on
00:09:00Lisa, a word
00:09:05Stop acting like a fool and do your fucking job
00:09:10Sorry, it wasn't my fault
00:09:12I will be forgiven if you can get Max to ask me out
00:09:17Tell me what to do
00:09:19Well
00:09:24In Elvenless, Shihara the Elven princess attracts men with her mystery
00:09:29She's quiet, she speaks in riddles
00:09:32She has a ethereal eroticism to her
00:09:35Like a sexy alien
00:09:38That'll work
00:09:39Be alluring, I'll come to you
00:09:41If you fuck this up
00:09:43Not only are you going to lose your bonus
00:09:45I'm cancelling your publishing contract
00:09:48What?
00:09:49Yeah, you think I need you to push the Heidi Brushfire books?
00:09:53I own the pen name and the rights
00:10:07Sorry about Lisa
00:10:08What a klutz
00:10:09Try not to spill this one
00:10:15I'm sorry
00:10:16That was a bad joke
00:10:18I feel like I'm falling on my face here too
00:10:20Even if I'm not literally doing it
00:10:24So
00:10:25Max
00:10:26What's up?
00:10:28What's the scariest kind of writer?
00:10:33A ghost writer
00:10:35Oh no
00:10:36When I told her to speak in riddles
00:10:38I didn't mean literally
00:10:39Now she's telling dad jokes
00:10:41Bad jokes
00:10:47Well you have a mysterious sense of humor, Giselle
00:10:51What the hell?
00:10:52It actually worked?
00:10:54Why are writers always cold?
00:10:55Why are writers always cold?
00:11:04Because they're surrounded by drafts
00:11:07No
00:11:08Of course
00:11:13Thank you, Giselle
00:11:14For the entertainment for the night
00:11:17I'm gonna head out of here
00:11:19But
00:11:20And please
00:11:22Respect the personal space, okay?
00:11:24Have a good night
00:11:27Have a good night
00:11:30No sweet
00:11:31Giselle, just fucking stop
00:11:32Okay?
00:11:33You're warning everything
00:11:36I warned you
00:11:37You are going back to Indiana
00:11:39Right now
00:11:40Now
00:11:48Can you let go of my hair please?
00:11:50I look like an idiot in front of Max tonight
00:11:53And it's all your fault
00:11:54Give me another chance, please
00:11:56As if
00:11:57You're not a date doctor
00:11:59You're not even fit to be a romance author
00:12:02Not in my company
00:12:04No, I'm begging you Miss Von Klimt
00:12:06I can't lose my publishing deal
00:12:07I'm supporting my mom
00:12:08She needs me
00:12:09You're on thin fucking ice, Lisa
00:12:17Thank you
00:12:18Thank you Miss Von Klimt
00:12:19Don't thank me
00:12:21Go get me
00:12:22My man
00:12:30Nice pool
00:12:31Tell me all about L.A.
00:12:32I should be home with you, Mom
00:12:34I can roll around on my own for a few days
00:12:37So what's the hubbub?
00:12:38I actually can't talk about it
00:12:40Because I signed an NDA
00:12:41But
00:12:42The good news is
00:12:43I might be getting a big bonus
00:12:44If I don't screw things up
00:12:46When have you messed anything up?
00:12:47Except your dating life
00:12:49Mom!
00:12:50Speaking of
00:12:51I made you a Tinder profile
00:12:52You already have matches
00:12:54Remember Billy from high school?
00:12:56He's been saying a lot of sexy things to you
00:12:58Maybe too sexy
00:13:00Could you please not butt into my love life?
00:13:03I know I haven't dated in a while
00:13:04But that doesn't mean I want my mom playing matchmaker
00:13:07Wouldn't it be funny if people found out romance writer Heidi Brushfire
00:13:11Was really a spinster in training from rural Indiana?
00:13:15Hopefully Miss Von Klimt doesn't find out
00:13:18I have to get to work
00:13:19I have to get to work
00:13:21I have to get to work
00:13:23Shhhh
00:13:34this is hopeless I've been reading dating books all day and I haven't learned anything that could
00:13:50help miss von Klimt I'm screwed I'm so sorry please don't recognize me please don't recognize
00:14:11me you're Giselle's friend right the clumsy one a week ago I would have killed to be
00:14:20recognized by my favorite author now I wish I was dead hey why are you crying okay
00:14:27I was just um reading a sad book
00:14:44what were you reading think Lisa you're a writer you know about books wait I know
00:14:56withering heights not a lie it does make me cry withering heights well that's one of my favorites
00:15:03it makes me cry too it's so beautiful and tragic you like romance yeah used to
00:15:11hey let me help you I got it really
00:15:16is this yours I'm not stalking you I promise
00:15:29okay I'm a fan I read your books because I know you have a new one coming out so I was just
00:15:45rereading your last one for about the tenth time you've read my book ten times I'm a writer too
00:15:53miss von Klimt's my publisher so I've heard
00:15:56funny seeing you here aren't you supposed to be reckless whoever said that obviously spends no
00:16:07time in the library because I'm here all the time I love the smell of old books what are you checking
00:16:14out that's actually this new author um have you heard of Heidi Brushfire
00:16:21but how I googled it I'm not stalking you I promise
00:16:29and here is the romance section
00:16:34here we go
00:16:38oh yes I can't wait to read this
00:16:43could you take a picture of us I'm a big fan of yours Miss Brushfire
00:16:48oh okay
00:16:50looking forward to your next book
00:16:59that never happens in Indiana
00:17:03back to Wuthering Heights
00:17:06not to brag
00:17:08but I happen to own a first edition
00:17:10come by my place sometime and check it out
00:17:13your place
00:17:14oh
00:17:16um
00:17:17how about tomorrow
00:17:18hi
00:17:34miss von Klimt
00:17:36hi
00:17:37poo-poo
00:17:38so cute
00:17:42where have you been
00:17:44and why am I not Mrs. M.K. Roth yet
00:17:47funnily enough I
00:17:49just ran into Max at the library
00:17:51did he say anything about the other night
00:17:57tell me everything
00:17:59it actually didn't come up
00:18:01that could be good
00:18:03actually he invited me over tomorrow afternoon
00:18:06you
00:18:07what did I tell you about snaking my man
00:18:11back your bags
00:18:13you're out of here
00:18:14oh wait wait
00:18:16let me explain
00:18:17you're right
00:18:20Max is a special case
00:18:23my usual advice won't work
00:18:24I need to get to know him better
00:18:26I'll tell you everything so we can use it to your advantage
00:18:31I just need some more time
00:18:32not a bad plan
00:18:34what do you think
00:18:39poo-poo
00:18:39should we trust her
00:18:42I leave for New York this week
00:18:46if you don't have results
00:18:48by the time that I'm back
00:18:49you're out of a job
00:18:51and a publishing deal
00:18:53got it
00:18:54since the divorce
00:19:02every moment was pain
00:19:03James felt like Prometheus
00:19:06tortured by the gods
00:19:07but instead of eagles eating his liver
00:19:11they picked at his heart
00:19:13then again
00:19:14maybe he deserved to suffer
00:19:16who would read this self-pitying garbage
00:19:30I've got to snap out of it
00:19:32Lisa
00:19:35I almost forgot
00:19:37just the writing break I needed
00:19:38hi Max
00:19:48it's so good to see you
00:19:52same here
00:19:56come in
00:19:59do you want some wine?
00:20:01um
00:20:01water's fine
00:20:03don't lose your mind over a man Lisa
00:20:08you have a job to do
00:20:10hard to believe people have been falling in love with Catherine and Heathcliff for almost 200 years
00:20:23well they're pretty easy to fall for
00:20:26I leave for New York this week
00:20:34if you don't have results
00:20:35by the time that I'm back
00:20:37you're out of a job
00:20:39and a publishing deal
00:20:41got it?
00:20:44so Max
00:20:46seeing anyone lately?
00:20:48I'm seeing you
00:20:49right now
00:20:51I mean
00:20:52romantically
00:20:54what do you want in a woman?
00:20:56just look in the mirror
00:21:02you
00:21:05joker
00:21:06is it me or is Max coming on stronger than Pepe Le Pew?
00:21:14he's supposed to want Giselle
00:21:15I've got to get his mind off me
00:21:17forgive me Emily Bronte
00:21:23Lisa
00:21:30it's a $50,000 book
00:21:33$50,000?
00:21:35$50,000?
00:21:37oh no
00:21:38I went too far
00:21:39please let the book be okay
00:21:41there's no damage
00:21:48luckily
00:21:50I'm so sorry
00:21:51let me clean up
00:21:54so when's the new book coming out?
00:22:03soon as I finish writing it
00:22:05it's not done yet
00:22:06I thought
00:22:06the subject matter is proving quite difficult
00:22:09it's about a divorce
00:22:11my divorce
00:22:13I'm so sorry
00:22:15I didn't know
00:22:16unlike some public figures
00:22:17I don't like to broadcast my personal life
00:22:19anyway
00:22:21I'll finish the book
00:22:22I just can't find the ending
00:22:23when I have writer's block
00:22:25I usually try to talk it out with someone
00:22:26usually my mom
00:22:28she gives surprisingly good notes
00:22:30thanks Lisa
00:22:31but I don't think
00:22:32my mom can help me with this issue
00:22:34sorry
00:22:36stupid
00:22:37thanks for the advice
00:22:39I can write an ending
00:22:41I just don't know what it should be
00:22:43which reminds me
00:22:46I should probably get back to work
00:22:47thanks for coming by
00:23:00and
00:23:00getting me out of my head for a bit
00:23:03anytime
00:23:05later
00:23:17dude
00:23:18as I left the house
00:23:27Max continued his battle
00:23:28with the blank page
00:23:29I couldn't help wondering
00:23:33if I'd ever see him again
00:23:35well
00:23:36I guess I could maybe
00:23:38do something about that
00:23:39I need more info to work with
00:23:51before Miss Von Klimt gets back
00:23:52but how do I ask Max to hang out
00:23:54without giving him the wrong idea
00:23:55he's supposed to date her
00:23:57not me
00:23:57reading by the pool
00:24:04that's platonic
00:24:06thanks for having me over today
00:24:08I'd love to return the favor
00:24:10come and read by my pool tomorrow
00:24:12what am I thinking
00:24:18Max goes to red carpet events
00:24:20and lives in a mansion
00:24:21why did I ask him to do
00:24:22the most boring thing on earth
00:24:24no no no no no no no
00:24:28he's responding
00:24:29please let me down gently Max
00:24:31my fragile heart can't take it
00:24:34I really needed this
00:24:41I got the big house you know
00:24:44but no pool
00:24:45you're welcome anytime
00:24:46I mean
00:24:48I'm sure it's cool with Miss Von Klimt
00:24:50it's her house
00:24:51oh
00:25:04still at it I see
00:25:06sorry
00:25:09creepy right
00:25:12we can be creepy together
00:25:13you're actually reading it
00:25:21are you joking
00:25:23I can't put it down
00:25:24it's like the sexiest book
00:25:26I've ever read
00:25:27hey
00:25:27where do you get your ideas
00:25:29probably not where you think
00:25:31my love life's pretty unexciting
00:25:34non-existent
00:25:36actually
00:25:36I find that hard to believe
00:25:39you didn't know me growing up
00:25:40I was an ugly duckling
00:25:42it was easier making my characters
00:25:45fall in love than
00:25:46actually risking it myself
00:25:48well Lisa
00:25:51you're not an ugly duckling
00:25:54anymore
00:25:54I think you should come out of your shell
00:25:57so any other thoughts about the book
00:26:03yeah one more
00:26:05the next book you release
00:26:07make it under your name
00:26:09you are too good
00:26:11I'll think about it
00:26:13hey can you get my bag for me
00:26:16be cool Lisa
00:26:28you're just rubbing some lotion
00:26:30on your hero crush's back
00:26:32think of Miss Von Klimt
00:26:33so Max I was wondering
00:26:52the love interest in your last novel
00:26:56is she based on your ex
00:26:58shoot
00:27:05I said the wrong thing
00:27:07Jesus Lisa
00:27:08you must be the worst dating coach in history
00:27:10yeah I guess what I don't
00:27:15post online
00:27:16it still comes out in my lighting
00:27:18yeah
00:27:20she's uh
00:27:23she's based on my ex-wife
00:27:25very different time
00:27:28it's
00:27:30it's hard to even imagine myself
00:27:32having a
00:27:33romantic bone in my body
00:27:35cause all I do
00:27:37is write
00:27:38and avoid
00:27:40writing
00:27:41can I ask what happened?
00:27:44I thought
00:27:45she was my
00:27:46pixie
00:27:47pixie
00:27:48manic
00:27:49dream girl
00:27:51but
00:27:52she was just manic
00:27:55she was aggressive
00:27:56she was type A
00:27:57workaholic
00:27:59obsessed
00:28:00with status
00:28:01and money
00:28:02sounds like Miss Von Klimt
00:28:05is that your type?
00:28:06it used to be
00:28:09yeah
00:28:10but
00:28:13I'm an introvert
00:28:17you know
00:28:17I would much rather prefer
00:28:20a pool day like this
00:28:21than
00:28:22some
00:28:23random
00:28:23LA party
00:28:24if I decide to
00:28:26remarry
00:28:27it's gonna be someone
00:28:29who's like me
00:28:30maybe even a writer
00:28:34oh no
00:28:41today was supposed to be
00:28:42platonic
00:28:43abort
00:28:43abort
00:28:44what's wrong Lisa?
00:28:46I'm getting hot
00:28:47are you thirsty?
00:28:47I am so thirsty
00:28:48oh
00:28:49oh
00:28:49oh
00:28:50oh
00:28:52oh
00:28:53oh
00:28:54you okay?
00:29:12sorry about that
00:29:13I thought that was an answer
00:29:14oh
00:29:14hey
00:29:15that's so mean
00:29:18I'm so mean
00:29:31I'm so mean
00:29:31I'm so mean
00:29:35I'm pruning
00:29:38you look pretty good
00:29:40for a prune
00:29:41my phone
00:29:51jeez
00:30:00is she sidekick or something?
00:30:04Miss Von Klimt
00:30:05hi
00:30:06any updates on Max?
00:30:08um
00:30:12who are you waving to?
00:30:18I just invited a friend
00:30:19over to swim
00:30:20a fuck party?
00:30:21show me
00:30:22no
00:30:23of course not
00:30:24me likey
00:30:28just don't bang in my pool
00:30:30I had it cleaned last week
00:30:31so
00:30:32what's happening with Max?
00:30:33I'm getting plenty of material
00:30:36music to my ears
00:30:38poo-poo's too
00:30:39I have good news as well
00:30:42got the contract all settled with Tony
00:30:44and we are signing Max to EMU publishing
00:30:48that's amazing
00:30:49I'll talk to you about it more when I see you
00:30:51poo-poo's got a poo-poo
00:30:53how about some dinner tonight
00:31:02no little spot by the beach
00:31:04I don't normally go out but
00:31:06tonight feels special
00:31:08if you ruin this for Miss Von Klimt
00:31:11your writing career is done for
00:31:13what'd you say?
00:31:20Giselle's contract just came in
00:31:22looks good
00:31:23ball's in our court
00:31:24yeah maybe I should read it myself
00:31:26come on
00:31:27you don't trust me?
00:31:28okay
00:31:28but
00:31:31make sure that she doesn't turn my books
00:31:33into some Hollywood cash grab franchise
00:31:35okay?
00:31:36hey
00:31:37you're the boss boss
00:31:38Max paddled towards me
00:31:44with that same cheeky smirk
00:31:46he'd given me all day
00:31:47if I didn't know better
00:31:50I'd swear he wanted to kiss me
00:31:53Lisa?
00:31:56sorry about that
00:31:57I had a business call
00:31:58what are you writing?
00:32:03Max stop!
00:32:05is this your diary?
00:32:06oh no
00:32:07Max has my journal
00:32:08how could I be so stupid?
00:32:18on second thought
00:32:20I would not want anybody reading my diary
00:32:23you never know when inspiration will strike
00:32:30have you felt inspired lately?
00:32:39yes I have
00:32:40maybe you're my muse
00:32:42in all seriousness though
00:32:43it's nice spending time with another writer
00:32:46makes me feel like less of a weirdo
00:32:49weirdo?
00:32:51Max you're one of the most famous authors in the world
00:32:53it gets lonely
00:32:55thank you
00:33:01what's wrong?
00:33:08that feels amazing
00:33:09can I ask you a favor?
00:33:13would you be willing to read my manuscript?
00:33:17maybe you can help me write the ending
00:33:18me?
00:33:22I'm signing to emu publishing
00:33:26so we're basically co-workers
00:33:27and you're a fantastic writer
00:33:29and you know my work
00:33:31and you know that I'm struggling with this
00:33:34I trust you Lisa
00:33:37you
00:33:38trust me?
00:33:42yeah
00:33:43should I not?
00:33:46you might not trust me
00:33:47if you know that I'm an undercover date doctor
00:33:49I'd be honored to read it Max
00:33:54thanks
00:33:56it would mean a lot to me
00:34:02after dinner
00:34:10we can print it at the library
00:34:12stop by my place to read it
00:34:17in your place?
00:34:19that's okay isn't it?
00:34:21he can't really be trying to sleep with me right?
00:34:24he just wants to give me his manuscript
00:34:26because if he does have other ideas
00:34:28I'm not sure I'll be able to control myself
00:34:31check please
00:34:56careful
00:35:01clumsy girl
00:35:02I'm only clumsy around you
00:35:05is that right?
00:35:07please
00:35:07do not share this with anyone
00:35:09the only people I want reading it are you and me
00:35:13okay?
00:35:15thank you for trusting me
00:35:17you make it easy
00:35:24Max
00:35:26they can't be
00:35:28oh my god Max
00:35:35shh
00:35:37shh
00:35:41shh
00:35:42shh
00:35:43shh
00:35:44shh
00:35:45shh
00:35:56sun
00:35:57shh
00:35:59i'maha
00:35:59shh
00:36:00z
00:36:00shh
00:36:00shh
00:36:01shhh
00:36:01shh
00:36:03shuuu
00:36:03shh
00:36:04shh
00:36:05shh
00:36:05shh
00:36:05shh
00:36:06shh
00:36:07shh
00:36:08shh
00:36:08shh
00:36:08shh
00:36:09shh
00:36:10Wow, Lisa, I want you, you're in the cell.
00:36:40Wow, Lisa, I want you, you're in the cell.
00:37:10Oh, Lisa, I want you, you're in the cell.
00:37:40I can't believe I slept with Max.
00:37:43Miss Von Klimt will murder me.
00:37:52Relax, Lisa.
00:37:53Max is famous.
00:37:54He probably has one night stands all the time.
00:37:56No reason he can't still fall for Miss Von Klimt.
00:38:00Lisa?
00:38:02What are you doing?
00:38:06Max, look, we don't have to talk about this.
00:38:09I'm a romance writer.
00:38:10I know what this is.
00:38:12What is this?
00:38:13Fun in the sun.
00:38:15Too much wine at dinner.
00:38:17One thing lit to another.
00:38:18It's not a big deal.
00:38:20I haven't slept with anyone, Lisa, since my wife left me.
00:38:25Oh.
00:38:26I want to see you again.
00:38:29And not just to get your notes.
00:38:31Me too.
00:38:47What's that?
00:38:47Giselle?
00:39:02What are you doing here?
00:39:06Miss Von Klimt?
00:39:07She's supposed to be out of town until Friday.
00:39:09Where's Spector?
00:39:15When Tony told me you were ready to sign the contract,
00:39:18I flew home early to personally deliver mimosas.
00:39:23Hope you're thirsty.
00:39:24Thanks, but it's not a very good time for me.
00:39:28What's wrong?
00:39:29You have company?
00:39:33Good thing I'm not the jealous type.
00:39:36Who's the lucky lady?
00:39:37Gentleman never tells.
00:39:42Thanks again.
00:39:44I'll see you at the signing.
00:39:45Cheers.
00:39:46Max!
00:39:56Mimosas, anyone?
00:39:59Lisa?
00:40:07Giselle!
00:40:27You're home early.
00:40:30Did you have a sleepover with your fuck buddy last night?
00:40:33What was his name, by the way?
00:40:36He was just some guy from Tinder.
00:40:39Probably used a fake name anyway.
00:40:40Which was?
00:40:41Ma-
00:40:41Er-
00:40:43Jerry!
00:40:46Jerry McIntosh.
00:40:47Almost sounded like you were going to say Max.
00:40:51That's funny.
00:40:52What's going on with my guy anyways?
00:40:57You know, I've been having the nastiest dreams about him.
00:41:02I saw him a few times while you were away.
00:41:04Everything's in my journal.
00:41:04Let me see!
00:41:07My handwriting's a mess.
00:41:09I'll retype it for you by tonight.
00:41:11Okay.
00:41:12Nice work.
00:41:14I'm sending half your bonus.
00:41:16There better be some juicy shit in there.
00:41:18Thanks, Ms. Von Clemson.
00:41:28Oh, what is up, hot stuff?
00:41:31Keep it in your pants for once.
00:41:33Oh, come on.
00:41:34Everything's going according to plan.
00:41:36I'll see you at the signing.
00:41:37Oh, I will be there, beautiful.
00:41:39I'm getting carpal tunnel.
00:41:52This is, like, the longest contract I've ever signed.
00:41:54Hey, for the biggest check.
00:41:56Huh?
00:42:00Well, you just bought yourself a bestseller.
00:42:04Let's toast.
00:42:05Let's toast.
00:42:09You're awfully quiet today, Giselle.
00:42:15You know I'm thrilled.
00:42:17I'm your biggest fan.
00:42:19I was just thinking about your book that I finished last night.
00:42:23I was wondering if I should read it again before I return it to the library.
00:42:28I love libraries, but I wouldn't take you as the type.
00:42:33Oh, I love the smell of old books.
00:42:36Me too.
00:42:36Hmm.
00:42:39Ha-ha.
00:42:41Hey.
00:42:44For you.
00:42:49To the thorn tree.
00:42:51To the thorn tree.
00:42:52Please.
00:42:55Well, when do we get to see the manuscript?
00:42:58I'm dying to read it.
00:43:00Just waiting for notes from the trusted reader.
00:43:02Really?
00:43:02Who?
00:43:03Don't worry.
00:43:04I'll send it soon.
00:43:05Well, that should get going.
00:43:11So, Tony, thanks for the champagne.
00:43:12You got it, buddy.
00:43:13And I'll see you.
00:43:14Bye, Max.
00:43:15We'll be in touch.
00:43:21We signed, babe.
00:43:22We are almost there.
00:43:23And if everything else goes according to plan, you're going to be out of bankruptcy.
00:43:27And we are going to be filthy, stinking rich.
00:43:29You always know what to say to a girl, Tony.
00:43:32Well, I also know what to do to a girl, too.
00:43:37How's the nurse working out, Mom?
00:43:39Nice to have someone get the wine glasses down from the top shelf for me.
00:43:43I am so glad I can finally afford someone for you.
00:43:46Thank you, sugar.
00:43:47Just don't spend all your bonus on me.
00:43:51Gotta go.
00:43:52Love you.
00:43:53Miss Von Klimt, hi.
00:44:00Max?
00:44:02Am I interrupting something?
00:44:04No.
00:44:05But I, uh...
00:44:09So, can I come in?
00:44:11Resist, Lisa.
00:44:12Miss Von Klimt sees Max in here.
00:44:13I'm dead meat.
00:44:23At least I'll die happy.
00:44:25I'm dead meat.
00:44:55Max's car?
00:45:22What's he doing here?
00:45:23I finished the manuscript.
00:45:31It might just be your best book yet.
00:45:33That means a lot's coming from you.
00:45:36What do I do about the ending?
00:45:42The main character goes through so much heartbreak.
00:45:46He has a choice at the end.
00:45:48To live in pain or to move on.
00:45:49To write the final chapter, why not consider how you feel?
00:45:54Do you think you'll find love again?
00:45:56Or not?
00:45:57I never thought I would even trust a woman after Heather cheated on me.
00:46:06But now, I'm seeing some light shine through the dark clouds.
00:46:12Maybe you, I mean, James, you should get a happy ending.
00:46:21Give the reader some hope.
00:46:24Max!
00:46:25Max!
00:46:26Oh, my God.
00:46:29Oh, my God.
00:46:30Oh, my God.
00:46:30Giselle's home.
00:46:32Do you have us friends?
00:46:34We are, but I just don't want her to find out about us yet.
00:46:37Why not?
00:46:38Because you're a private person.
00:46:42It's none of her business.
00:46:45You're sweet.
00:46:46Lisa, is Max in there?
00:46:59Max, what are you doing here?
00:47:04Discussing his manuscript.
00:47:08Lisa gives great notes.
00:47:12Well, actually, I'm glad you're here.
00:47:14Ocean Vuong's having a reading tonight.
00:47:17Are you free?
00:47:18I love Ocean Vuong.
00:47:21You should come with.
00:47:23Actually, Lisa has other plans.
00:47:25Too bad.
00:47:26We'll miss you.
00:47:27Oh.
00:47:44Are you sure you don't want to get a drink with Ocean?
00:47:50I mean, you know, I was tempted.
00:47:52Ocean's a sweetheart, but I'm not much of a going-out girl.
00:47:56Yeah, I'd much rather stay in and curl up with a good book.
00:48:00I don't know.
00:48:01You seemed pretty cozy at that industry event the other night.
00:48:03Because I'm good at my job.
00:48:05You know, I'm a bookworm, Max.
00:48:07That is why I run a publishing company.
00:48:10Yeah, but didn't you inherit that company?
00:48:12What's your point?
00:48:14Okay, what's your favorite book?
00:48:16I'd have to say Wuthering Heights.
00:48:18It always makes me cry.
00:48:20Wuthering Heights?
00:48:21What?
00:48:21You don't like it?
00:48:22I've just been hearing a lot about that book lately.
00:48:24It's actually one of my favorites.
00:48:26Oh.
00:48:27Makes me cry.
00:48:27It's getting really cold outside.
00:48:33Do you want to come in for a coffee?
00:48:35Um.
00:48:37Yeah.
00:48:38Yeah, sure.
00:48:41Sorry.
00:48:49I know it's worked.
00:48:51I can't watch.
00:48:52I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, Giselle.
00:49:00I like you.
00:49:01And we have a lot of similar interests.
00:49:03I misread the situation, too.
00:49:06I like you, too.
00:49:08I'm seeing someone.
00:49:10And I really like her.
00:49:11And I haven't felt this way in a really long time.
00:49:14Maybe we can just be friends.
00:49:16I mean, we work together.
00:49:17It's a lot less complicated that way.
00:49:19Sure.
00:49:20I'd like that.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:24Well, I gotta...
00:49:25Gotta get going.
00:49:26Have a good night.
00:49:27And good luck with that girl.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:30Thanks.
00:49:32Seeing someone?
00:49:34If it's that mousy little Lisa,
00:49:36I'm gonna feed that bitch rat poison.
00:49:39That home-wrecking whore has outstayed her welcome.
00:49:42Big time.
00:49:46Max and Giselle kissed.
00:49:48So what?
00:49:48That's a good thing.
00:49:50Why am I being so weird about it?
00:49:52Can we talk?
00:49:59Thanks so much for all your advice with Max.
00:50:03It's been working wonders.
00:50:04How'd it go last night?
00:50:05Let's just say,
00:50:06I think I'll be handling things on my own
00:50:08from here on out.
00:50:10That's great.
00:50:11Yeah.
00:50:11I'm sending the rest of your bonus now.
00:50:15Pack your bags.
00:50:16Your car arrives in an hour.
00:50:22What?
00:50:23What did you think you were gonna move in?
00:50:25I'm rich, Lisa.
00:50:26I'm not looking for a roommate.
00:50:27I thought I'd have more time.
00:50:30For what?
00:50:31I never saw the Hollywood sign.
00:50:34Overrated.
00:50:36Pack your bags.
00:50:37Your car is gonna be here in an hour.
00:50:40Relax, poo-poo.
00:50:41I'm coming.
00:50:43Take the hint.
00:50:44Go back to Indiana and forget all about Max.
00:50:47He's in a Miss Von Klimt now.
00:50:49We were never meant to be.
00:50:52I'm reading the sequel.
00:50:54Unless we are.
00:50:55What do I do?
00:50:56What do I do?
00:51:26Almost to the airport.
00:51:34Can I change the destination?
00:51:40Come on, Max.
00:51:41Be home.
00:51:47Lisa.
00:51:50What's the matter?
00:51:53I...
00:51:53I...
00:51:55I...
00:51:56Just breathe.
00:52:04Calm down.
00:52:06You're with me now.
00:52:07Everything's gonna be just fine.
00:52:15I...
00:52:16That bitch better not have stopped for tacos on my dime.
00:52:41Wait.
00:52:42Wait.
00:52:42I know that address.
00:52:54Max's house?
00:52:57She's dead.
00:52:58I should go.
00:53:10Or I'll miss my flight.
00:53:12I just came to say goodbye.
00:53:13I didn't expect all of this.
00:53:15Maybe it sounds crazy, Lisa.
00:53:16Maybe it sounds crazy, Lisa, but I'm falling for you.
00:53:26You can stay here with me as long as you want.
00:53:30And if you miss your mom, I will fly her here.
00:53:34She can stay here.
00:53:38There's plenty of space.
00:53:40I'll put in ramps for her wheelchair.
00:53:43What about you and Miss Von Klimt?
00:53:46I saw you kissing last night.
00:53:48Well, then you must have missed me letting her down easy, because you are the only one that
00:53:53I want.
00:53:57Let me think about it.
00:53:59All right?
00:53:59Take as much time as you need.
00:54:14Real smooth, Max.
00:54:21I have to admit, I'm curious what she's working on next.
00:54:24One little pee couldn't hurt.
00:54:29I was craving sex with Max more and more.
00:54:39Knowing he was forbidden fruit only made it sweeter.
00:54:52What the hell is this?
00:54:57Max, I can explain.
00:54:58You're writing about us.
00:55:00About me.
00:55:01I told you, my journal's private.
00:55:03Then why does it look like you're writing your next romance novel?
00:55:06It does.
00:55:08You know?
00:55:09I don't want my personal life splattered around.
00:55:13Max, it's just my diary.
00:55:16I'd never dream of publishing it.
00:55:18I cannot believe I fell for your ugly duckling story.
00:55:22Just admit it.
00:55:23You are using me for material.
00:55:26I can't tell Max the truth, or it'll mean ratting out Miss Von Klimt, and that means losing
00:55:30my publishing contract.
00:55:31What do I do?
00:55:37Your silence says everything.
00:55:40Max, I never meant to hurt you.
00:55:42Don't you have a plane to catch?
00:55:44But Max!
00:55:45We're done.
00:55:47Get out, Lisa.
00:55:48And if I ever see this printed, you'll be hearing from my attorneys.
00:56:02I'm so sorry, Max.
00:56:04I'm so sorry, Max.
00:56:06Need a ride, skink?
00:56:26What are you doing here?
00:56:28Bitch, what are you doing here?
00:56:31You're supposed to be at the airport right now, but no, you just had to stop by Max's
00:56:37for a little last quickie, didn't you?
00:56:39I can't explain.
00:56:40No, I brought you out here for a reason, and that reason is not fucking Max behind my
00:56:46back.
00:56:47I trusted you.
00:56:49I'm so sorry I let you down.
00:56:52Max just broke up with me.
00:56:54You broke up?
00:56:55Max must be vulnerable.
00:56:59Maybe I'm still in the game after all.
00:57:03I'll forgive you if you leave right now.
00:57:06You can keep the money and the publishing deal, but I never want to see your face at LA again.
00:57:13Got it?
00:57:14Okay.
00:57:16Now beat it.
00:57:17Damn it, Lisa.
00:57:27I said to get out of here.
00:57:28We're through.
00:57:30Oh, Giselle.
00:57:33What are you doing here?
00:57:34I guess this is a bad time.
00:57:38Wait.
00:57:39I could use somebody to talk to.
00:57:45Thanks, Giselle.
00:57:46I don't think alcohol can solve this problem, no.
00:57:50Couldn't hurt.
00:58:05So, what happened with Lisa?
00:58:10She was using me for her next romance novel.
00:58:14I found her journal.
00:58:19I should have known it was too good to be true.
00:58:22She's the woman you told me about?
00:58:25I'm so sorry.
00:58:27No, Lisa's always been like this.
00:58:31She's a succubus.
00:58:33Just using men for her perverted novels.
00:58:37Now, I may not know what to say to make you feel better, but I do know something that might distract you.
00:58:54I have just returned from a visit to my landlord.
00:59:20The solitary neighbor that I shall be troubled with.
00:59:25This is certainly a beautiful country.
00:59:31In all England, I do not believe that I could have fixed on a situation so completely removed from the stir of society.
00:59:42Are you going to mope around in your PJs forever?
01:00:10I'm a writer, Mom.
01:00:13PJs are my uniform.
01:00:16When are you going to tell me what happened?
01:00:19How about getting out of the house?
01:00:21I thought we got Teresa so you didn't have to be around so much.
01:00:25Your Tinder matches are just waiting for a time and place.
01:00:28I don't want a Tinder date, Mom.
01:00:31Just leave me alone.
01:00:32Please.
01:00:33See what I'm dealing with, Teresa.
01:00:35Goes to L.A. for two weeks.
01:00:37Comes back a drama queen.
01:00:43M.K. Roth's Thorn Tree tops Times bestseller lists.
01:00:48Congratulations, Max.
01:00:49Miss Von Klimt?
01:00:58Looks like she finally got him.
01:01:09Another week topping the bestseller list.
01:01:12We're breaking records, Max.
01:01:15I'm just glad that people like it.
01:01:17Like it.
01:01:18They love it.
01:01:20You might win the National Book Award.
01:01:27You've been drinking a lot lately.
01:01:30Everything okay?
01:01:33Well, I know something that will cheer you up.
01:01:37I went to the doctor today.
01:01:40Guess what?
01:01:41What?
01:01:43I'm pregnant.
01:01:44I'm pregnant.
01:01:44You're pregnant?
01:01:48Mm-hmm.
01:01:49But how?
01:01:50How?
01:01:50We're using protection.
01:01:51Accidents happen, right?
01:01:54You are going to be such a great father.
01:01:58I can't wait to be Mrs. Roth.
01:02:02So you're keeping it?
01:02:03Why wouldn't I?
01:02:04I want this to work, Max.
01:02:08I love you.
01:02:21Well, whatever you want to do, I will support it.
01:02:25I love you.
01:02:27I love you.
01:02:27Oh.
01:02:32Shihara never loved anyone like the Werewolf King.
01:02:36Their days were filled with long talks, reading, strolls around the castle, their nights with passionate lovemaking.
01:02:44Shihara had never been so happy.
01:02:46I can't write romance with a broken heart.
01:02:51This is torture.
01:02:54Not now, Mom.
01:02:56I thought a little gift might improve your mood.
01:03:01Thanks, Mom.
01:03:01You didn't have to.
01:03:03Your favorite author.
01:03:04Everyone's talking about the new book.
01:03:07It's in Oprah's book club.
01:03:09Surprised I haven't seen you reading it.
01:03:11I just didn't have the time.
01:03:15Thanks, Mom.
01:03:16As James perused the library, he saw a young woman in glasses crying over Wuthering Heights.
01:03:46She felt his presence.
01:03:51Wiping her eyes as she returned his gaze.
01:03:56James had lost the game of love, but that didn't mean he never went again.
01:04:03A happy ending.
01:04:05He took my note.
01:04:08Maybe there's still hope for me.
01:04:10Millionaire author M.K. Roth to Wed, CEO of EMU Publishing.
01:04:18They're getting married?
01:04:26Yes.
01:04:27Yes.
01:04:28Yes.
01:04:29Yes.
01:04:30Yes.
01:04:30Oh, the scheming around.
01:04:45It's got me so horny for you, man.
01:04:47By this time next week, we're going to be rich because of that brilliant contract you made.
01:05:00Once you guys get married, the book rights transfer to you.
01:05:13The royalties alone are going to solve your company's bankruptcy.
01:05:16Then we'll take Max to Hollywood, whether he likes it or not.
01:05:19The studios are dying for a movie version of the Thorn Tree.
01:05:24We're not a trilogy.
01:05:25A TV show.
01:05:26Crypto.
01:05:27Video games.
01:05:27The possibilities are endless.
01:05:30We just have to keep our secret a little longer.
01:05:33I'll get rid of Max as soon as possible.
01:05:36Good.
01:05:37I hate sneaking around.
01:05:38Would have been easier if that bitch Lisa didn't almost fuck it up.
01:05:42Guess you get what you pay for.
01:05:45What do you mean?
01:05:46Oh, I didn't tell you?
01:05:48I've been paying her with her own money.
01:05:51I've withheld her royalties for years.
01:05:55You are so bad.
01:06:06What is it, Honey Bunch?
01:06:09Mom, I think I have to tell you about what happened in L.A.
01:06:12I couldn't tell Max why I was really writing about him.
01:06:21Now he's marrying Miss Von Klimt and he probably doesn't even know that she hired me to help her seduce him.
01:06:27Sounds like you need to tell him.
01:06:29Miss Von Klimt said if I ever go back to L.A., she'll cancel my publishing contract.
01:06:33We'll lose your nerves.
01:06:35Maybe a lot more.
01:06:36Look, Miss Von Bitch was born rich.
01:06:39She doesn't know anything but running her daddy's company.
01:06:42You were born in the middle of nowhere with a mom in a wheelchair and somehow you still became a big author.
01:06:49You could take that Barbie any day of the week.
01:06:52But Max stumped me.
01:06:53What if he really does love Miss Von Klimt?
01:06:57You'll never know unless you talk to him.
01:07:00Brave.
01:07:01Like Shihara, the elf princess.
01:07:04You're not that nerdy girl you were in high school.
01:07:07You're a badass bitch.
01:07:10You're right.
01:07:12But can I really break up a wedding?
01:07:14Hell yes, you can.
01:07:16You look great, pal.
01:07:30I can't believe I'm getting married again.
01:07:33Don't you think it's too soon?
01:07:35Not with the right lady.
01:07:35I'm not so sure about that.
01:07:44Don't tell me you're getting cold feet.
01:07:47What is this about?
01:07:50Max, do not tell me it was about that English smut writer.
01:07:54Hey, men would kill to be what Gisele.
01:07:57You know that.
01:08:11Elvin Lust?
01:08:13Why are you reading this crap?
01:08:16Isn't it bad luck to see each other before the wedding day?
01:08:20Netflix call.
01:08:21They want to adapt The Thorn Tree as a dating show.
01:08:26The ultimatum meets Vanderpump rules.
01:08:29What do you think?
01:08:34I'm not whoring out my work.
01:08:37Stop asking me about Hollywood deals.
01:08:39I'm sorry.
01:08:40I just got excited.
01:08:42We'll talk after the ceremony.
01:08:53I made it.
01:08:54Thank God for book talk.
01:08:58Lisa?
01:08:59No, she ruined everything.
01:09:02Tony, hi.
01:09:03Yeah?
01:09:04Hey, I know this sounds crazy, but I really need to talk to Max.
01:09:06Do you know where I can find him?
01:09:07He's about to get married, Lisa.
01:09:09Yeah.
01:09:11That's kind of why I'm here.
01:09:12Okay, he doesn't want to see you.
01:09:14He and Gisele are very happy.
01:09:15No, but he doesn't know the truth.
01:09:17Gisele hired me to help her seduce him.
01:09:19You're talking like a crazy person.
01:09:23All right, go back to the loony bin.
01:09:24Now.
01:09:24Aren't you Max's friend?
01:09:26Don't you want to hear me out?
01:09:28Nope.
01:09:29Come on.
01:09:30Let's go.
01:09:31Wait.
01:09:33You're in on this too.
01:09:35What are you two planning to do to Max?
01:09:38Stupid little bitch.
01:09:39You're going to ruin this entire plan for me.
01:09:41What plan?
01:09:42I want you.
01:09:48What the hell's happening here, Tony?
01:09:50I'm so sorry.
01:09:51Lisa.
01:09:52Hey.
01:09:54What is happening?
01:09:56I told you to keep your man-stealing ass out of L.A.
01:10:01Miss von Klimt, think very clearly about what you say next.
01:10:06You know what I can do to you.
01:10:09Gisele.
01:10:11What happened between you two?
01:10:12Don't talk to her, Max.
01:10:14She is just looking to use you for more material for her books.
01:10:18Isn't that right, Lisa?
01:10:21Lisa, is that true?
01:10:22Come on, Lisa.
01:10:23Stand up for yourself.
01:10:24It's now or never.
01:10:37Gisele hired me to help her seduce you.
01:10:39What you read in my journal wasn't a book, at least not one I planned on.
01:10:43They were notes to share with Miss von Klimt.
01:10:47So what happened between us was fake?
01:10:50No.
01:10:51I just wanted to be a good date, doctor.
01:10:53I was as shocked as anyone when I was the one who started to fall in love with you.
01:10:57Oh, you fell in love with me.
01:10:59Of course, Max.
01:11:00And I don't know what Miss von Klimt has told you, but I don't think she's marrying you for
01:11:05the right reasons.
01:11:06Because Tony seems to be a part of her plan.
01:11:08She is babbling like a psycho.
01:11:11Somebody call the police.
01:11:13I mean, to ruin our wedding day.
01:11:15Max, please believe me.
01:11:19I love you.
01:11:21Don't marry her.
01:11:22LAPD, there is a raving lunatic trying to ruin my wedding.
01:11:27And you know what?
01:11:28I'm going to bring her right over here.
01:11:30Answer me this.
01:11:32Is that baby mine?
01:11:33It's mine.
01:11:47Giselle and I had the idea to screw you out of your book rights by adding some hidden clauses
01:11:51in the contract.
01:11:53She marries you.
01:11:55She controls everything.
01:11:57Tony, we have known each other for years.
01:12:01Why would you betray me?
01:12:03EMU Publishing was going bankrupt.
01:12:06Giselle needed money.
01:12:07She convinced me that I needed some too.
01:12:10But honestly, I didn't care about that.
01:12:14All I wanted was her.
01:12:15Oh, you sappy piece of shit.
01:12:18You fucked us.
01:12:20I love you.
01:12:21And the baby.
01:12:22Yeah?
01:12:23We hate you.
01:12:24Hey, it's safe to say this wedding is over.
01:12:28I'll see you two lovebirds in court.
01:12:33Can you ever forgive me for doubting you?
01:12:39I don't know what came over me.
01:12:40I was a mess after our fight.
01:12:44We can talk about it over dinner.
01:12:46I know a little spot by the beach.
01:12:52You are finished.
01:12:53Lisa, I am canceling our contract.
01:12:56And I am keeping the Heidi Brushfire name.
01:12:59Yeah, I'll write all the next books myself.
01:13:01A monkey could write that trash.
01:13:03Oh, shit!
01:13:12Get up!
01:13:13Baby, baby!
01:13:14Baby, no!
01:13:21Don't worry about Giselle.
01:13:23I will get you a new publishing deal.
01:13:26You just have to trust me.
01:13:29Do you trust me?
01:13:31I love you, Lisa.
01:13:47Happy to present the author formerly known as Heidi Brushfire,
01:13:52reading from her first novel under her real name,
01:13:56which has already topped the New York Times bestseller list,
01:13:59ladies and gentlemen,
01:14:02Lisa Brown!
01:14:03Yay!
01:14:04Yay!
01:14:10I sat at my laptop in PJs,
01:14:13writing a sex scene between a werewolf king
01:14:16and an elven princess.
01:14:18When the phone rang,
01:14:19little did I know my life was about to change forever.
01:14:23I love the book.
01:14:32Why did you decide to publish under your own name?
01:14:34My boyfriend was very encouraging.
01:14:37Some of you might know MK Roth.
01:14:40Aww!
01:14:42Max started his own publishing company
01:14:44after some bad industry experiences.
01:14:46His next book's coming out later this year.
01:14:53So, you didn't write the new Elven Lust book?
01:14:56It totally sucks.
01:14:58The Heidi Brushfire name belongs to my old publisher.
01:15:01I heard the CEO writes the books herself now.
01:15:03Guess she must have plenty of time now that she's bankrupt.
01:15:05I have a question.
01:15:10When are you and Max getting married?
01:15:12He let you put out this sexy book
01:15:14all about how you met.
01:15:15How about a happy ending?
01:15:17Mom!
01:15:19Actually,
01:15:20I can answer that.
01:15:23I've never really been a public person,
01:15:34but Lisa broke me out of that shell.
01:15:39Speaking of which...
01:15:41Miss Brown,
01:15:50will you marry me?
01:15:54Yes!
01:15:55Yes!
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