00:00Chicken foot?
00:06Go away! Don't look at me!
00:09I just want to talk.
00:10Don't look at my face! My horrible face!
00:15What happened to you?
00:17It's a sad, sad, revolting tale.
00:21I was once a man, just like you.
00:24I worked in a chicken restaurant, just like you.
00:27I don't work in a chicken restaurant.
00:28Don't look at me!
00:29I wasn't. No. Just go on.
00:33My name is, was, Chuyururigas.
00:36I lived. I laughed.
00:39I loved.
00:45But one fateful day, my destiny collided with a defective microwave oven of doom.
00:53Potatoes are bad!
00:55These potatoes are great!
00:55These potatoes are bad!
00:56These potatoes are wonderful!
00:57The potatoes are nasty and bad!
00:59These potatoes are the best potatoes in the world!
01:02They are not their bad, nasty, bad potatoes!
01:04Those potatoes are nice and bad.
01:19Oh no!
01:20I survived, but the accident had caused an unholy fusion of man and chicken.
01:43And now...
01:45I must survive on the fringes of society, neither man nor chicken, something in between, a chickeny man!
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