00:00Sir, there's no smoking on airplanes.
00:03I know. It's ridiculous, isn't it? Don't worry about it. I'll be quick.
00:07Sir, if you like that, I'll have to report you to the FAA.
00:11Stacey, do you know when the first commercial flight went smokeless?
00:15No.
00:161973. And did you know that in 1969, when smoking was allowed on all flights, we put a man on the moon?
00:23I have no idea.
00:25Look.
00:26You know what that is?
00:31That's a remnant of a better time.
00:33But they welded it shut.
00:36And it starts with ashtrays, and it ends with all of our precious freedoms being stripped away.
00:43I remember back in the day when you got on a plane, and you knew you weren't for a good time.
00:48A little smoking, a little drinking.
00:50And the stewardesses, Stacey, you come from a proud tradition of blazing hot stewardesses.
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