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00:01:10I'm Matt.
00:01:15How crazy is this, huh?
00:01:17Getting paid to be test subjects by some celebrity-
00:01:20Doctor?
00:01:21She's the Kardashian of plastic surgery.
00:01:23She's all about how the pieces fit-
00:01:25She has no idea what it's like to be human.
00:01:27Don't kid yourself.
00:01:28We're gonna be guinea pigs for her vanity.
00:01:30I wasn't in her invitation.
00:01:35A young girl.
00:01:40The first time I have her, she just insured her.
00:01:43She's doing a lot of time.
00:01:45I was going to break myぁ and I'm getting some results.
00:01:48I'm going to break it up.
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00:01:53If you're going to break my sewage-
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00:01:56I'm not going to break my sewage-
00:01:59I'm going to break my sewage.
00:02:01I'm gonna be fine.
00:02:03work yet? Oh you mean whatever test you're supposed to do? Not really. Just went to
00:02:08questions and stuff. Although she did pay the first half in cash so that was pretty cool.
00:02:13Has she talked about her work? Does she have testing facilities here? Dude, look at this place.
00:02:18I don't think I've seen half the rooms in here yet. She said to make ourselves a home so.
00:02:23Go get him, tiger.
00:02:28Nice meeting you, tool.
00:02:33You the new guy?
00:02:38Yeah, I guess. I'm Andy.
00:02:41Oh, good for you.
00:02:43I'm going to work out.
00:02:48So what's been going on around here?
00:02:53You really want to know? Sure.
00:02:58Well, Spencer and I, Spencer's the bag of-
00:03:03I meet who just left by the way. We have a bet going to see who can bang the cougar first.
00:03:07Hey, Victoria.
00:03:08You're always a cougar.
00:03:09Oh yeah. Not my thing, mind you, but 100 bucks is 100 bucks.
00:03:13That's true. My money's on you. Good call.
00:03:18So what's been going on with all these experiments she's been talking about doing?
00:03:22We're getting paid-
00:03:23We made a nice chunk of change to answer her questions and swim in her pool and eat her food.
00:03:28I don't think she's planning to stick us with Indian needles if that's what you're worried about.
00:03:32No.
00:03:33Well, yeah.
00:03:36I'm the only one who's going to get stuck with-
00:03:38with anything is her. You with me? You get what I'm saying?
00:03:42Thanks, Evan.
00:03:43No.
00:03:44Okay. Well, hey, be a good guy and get me a beer from the kitchen.
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00:04:36I haven't seen any lab or equipment or anything like-
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00:04:39Don't worry.
00:04:40You'll get your hands on a dry fusion laser and anything else-
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00:04:48no.
00:04:49I can find you.
00:04:50Don't worry.
00:04:51I'll play nice.
00:04:52Ah.
00:04:53Like you hit your hands on everything and more.
00:04:58I guarantee it.
00:05:03I'll see you next time.
00:05:08I guarantee you next time.
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00:05:23Hey, Spence.
00:05:25Spencer.
00:05:26It's been bugging me all day.
00:05:28Do you want to know you from somewhere?
00:05:30Play the linebacker and the pros for two seasons.
00:05:33All-American at Cal State.
00:05:34That's right.
00:05:38Okay.
00:05:39Number 55.
00:05:40Yup.
00:05:41What are you doing here?
00:05:44What?
00:05:45You don't have internet?
00:05:46No.
00:05:47I got suspended from the league.
00:05:50No.
00:05:51No way, man.
00:05:52That sucks.
00:05:53What'd you do?
00:05:54I got suspended from the league.
00:05:57Okay.
00:05:58Performance enhancing drugs.
00:05:59Oh. Did they? Did they what?
00:06:04And hands. You know.
00:06:09You're a moron.
00:06:11Well, it's science, man. I was just asking.
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00:14:51Me too.
00:14:52Especially if you go get us another round of beers.
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00:14:55I'm fine.
00:14:56Your loss.
00:14:59I'm fine.
00:15:03I'm fine.
00:15:04Hey, thanks for bringing that one. He's handy.
00:15:07I didn't bring him.
00:15:09Do you know when we meet the lady in charge?
00:15:14She said something about having a sit-down this afternoon once everyone got here
00:15:19Why?
00:15:21Do you want a piece of our cougar hunt?
00:15:24What?
00:15:25Spencer and I. A hundred bucks on who nails her first.
00:15:30What?
00:15:31Trust me, there's something about her. Something says she would do so-
00:15:34Freaky stuff to every part of your body. I just got first dibs.
00:15:38Do you know who-
00:15:39Do you know who her husband was?
00:15:41Dr. Jeffrey Franks. He invented the dry fusion-
00:15:44laser she uses in her plastic surgery practice. He also invented a dozen other instruments.
00:15:49and explored an entirely new field of reconstructive neuroscience.
00:15:52Yippee! He's all you-
00:15:54He's all yours.
00:15:55He's dead.
00:15:56He's still all yours.
00:15:57You don't get it, do you?
00:15:59She has co-opted all of his research, all of his findings, and she won't share it with anyone else-
00:16:04She pretends to be this fantastic surgeon when in reality she's a fraud and wannabe.
00:16:09Thank you very much.
00:16:14Oh cool, you brought the beer. Bring it over.
00:16:19You brought the beer.
00:16:24You brought the beer.
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00:16:44Well, hello, channel.
00:16:49I am glad to see you are all here.
00:16:54I have recruited you here to help me with some...
00:16:59Very important medical research I'm conducting.
00:17:03My medical...
00:17:04Medical research has to do with the field of plastic surgery, and as such, I will be asking...
00:17:09I'm asking you to do a variety of physical activities while I watch.
00:17:14Take notes.
00:17:15That's it?
00:17:16We're not going to get physical?
00:17:18So...
00:17:19There will be some examination...
00:17:23But I will deal with each of you personally so as to retain your privacy.
00:17:27I assure you, it will be nothing painful.
00:17:30And it's just for this weekend?
00:17:32Yes.
00:17:33And I will owe you the balance on Monday.
00:17:37So do not worry your pretty little heads.
00:17:41You know, it's something of an honor to meet you.
00:17:45Only something of an honor?
00:17:49You're...
00:17:50Your husband, Jeffrey Franks, was...
00:17:52My late husband.
00:17:53Your late...
00:17:55My late husband.
00:17:56Was something of a scientific hero to me.
00:18:00My late husband.
00:18:01My late husband.
00:18:02I helped him with all his research.
00:18:04And...
00:18:05I am a surgeon of renown.
00:18:08Of course.
00:18:10A plastic surgeon.
00:18:12From Beverly Hills.
00:18:13Yes!
00:18:14Well, we're...
00:18:15Where would the best and most innovative practice be?
00:18:18Where the money is, my dear boy.
00:18:20Dude.
00:18:21Chill out.
00:18:22Sorry.
00:18:23I...
00:18:24I...
00:18:25I didn't mean for it to sound negative.
00:18:26Oh, yes you did.
00:18:27Impudence is to be ex...
00:18:28Impudence is to be ex...
00:18:29Impudence is to be ex...
00:18:30respected from youth.
00:18:31As is being...
00:18:32Poor.
00:18:33Ignorant.
00:18:34And lacking in social grace.
00:18:35But I'm glad you accepted my invitation.
00:18:38I...
00:18:39I...
00:18:40spoke to your university professors and they seem to think you hold a great deal of promise.
00:18:45I suppose we'll have to see this weekend.
00:18:47I suppose we will.
00:18:50Anyway, please make yourselves at home.
00:18:54I only...
00:18:55ask that you do not step into the back bedroom.
00:18:57That is where my lab is and where I conduct my work.
00:19:00Uh...
00:19:01What about your bedroom?
00:19:05Oh, you are the naughty boy, Rich.
00:19:08Ugh.
00:19:09You know...
00:19:10I know what's on my mind.
00:19:11I will.
00:19:15get a look.
00:19:16Ah...
00:19:17You may have a look.
00:19:18He's a good boy.
00:19:19All right.
00:19:20See ya.
00:19:21Gonna.
00:19:22Yeah, I was gonna.
00:19:23See ya.
00:19:24See ya.
00:19:25See ya.
00:19:27See ya.
00:19:29See ya.
00:19:30See ya.
00:19:31See ya.
00:19:33See ya.
00:19:35See ya.
00:19:37See ya.
00:19:39See ya.
00:19:41See ya.
00:19:42See ya.
00:19:43See ya.
00:19:44I assume Spencer would do the best in this strength portion of the test.
00:19:49Very nice recovery, Spencer.
00:19:54I appreciate your dedication to the physical.
00:20:09Very nice.
00:20:28Very nice.
00:23:12Nice work, Rich.
00:23:34Well done.
00:23:36Matt.
00:23:37I never expected you to be quite that flexible.
00:23:42Okay, boys.
00:23:43Come on.
00:23:44Let's stretch.
00:23:46I'd really like to see you stretch deeply.
00:24:06This is your last test this morning.
00:24:08I have a whole battery.
00:24:11of other tests for you this afternoon.
00:26:29We can't believe it.
00:26:30Split times all over the place.
00:26:31And after what you told me earlier.
00:26:32Wait.
00:26:33Wait.
00:26:34Wait.
00:26:35Wait.
00:26:36Wait.
00:26:37Wait.
00:26:38Wait.
00:26:39Wait, wait.
00:26:41Hold.
00:26:42Wait.
00:26:43Wait.
00:26:44Wait?
00:26:45Wait.
00:26:46Wait.
00:26:47Wait?
00:26:48Wait.
00:26:49Wait.
00:26:50Wait?
00:26:51Wait.
00:26:52Wait.
00:26:53be program.
00:26:54Wait.
00:26:55Wait.
00:26:56Wait.
00:26:57Wait.
00:26:57Wait.
00:26:57Why?
00:26:58to chill that's right Andy you tell him well I didn't say
00:27:03shut your pie hole nerd
00:27:08that's it
00:27:13be careful boys
00:27:15nobody likes bruising merchandise
00:27:18you
00:27:23I am so disappointed in all of you
00:27:28and I might add I considered releasing you from my
00:27:33research without further money
00:27:36but boys will be boys
00:27:38I always thought my late husband
00:27:43could use a little vinegar
00:27:45we'll fix that
00:27:48in the meantime I set up a triage in the kitchen
00:27:51you may show up
00:27:53one at a time
00:27:54I thought you said there's a lab in the mansion
00:27:58I do
00:28:00but as I made it clear it's for my research
00:28:03and not for catching up a bunch of over-eager
00:28:06chuckleheads
00:28:08you can come in first
00:28:11hey
00:28:13if you ruin this for us
00:28:16I'm gonna hurt you
00:28:18go ahead jerkwad
00:28:19I hope she probes you to find out why you're such a pain in the ass
00:28:23you
00:28:28is that a dry fusion laser
00:28:32is that a dry fusion laser?
00:28:33yes
00:28:35would you like to see how it works?
00:28:38yes
00:28:39please
00:28:40hmm
00:28:41uh
00:28:42you have a
00:28:43a wound at the back of your head
00:28:44yep
00:28:45it's gonna need stitches
00:28:46yep
00:28:47it's gonna need stitches
00:28:48no
00:28:49nope
00:28:50it's not
00:28:53I'm...
00:28:53I know that you have very little respect for me, Matt.
00:28:56I hope to earn your respect.
00:28:58I'll see you by the end of this weekend.
00:29:03Done?
00:29:08What is this?
00:29:13You won't have a scar should you ever choose to shave your head.
00:29:18Let's see.
00:29:24You have no other cranial injuries.
00:29:27In fact...
00:29:28I found your brain is very impressive.
00:29:31I look forward to a...
00:29:33You know the minds, Vader.
00:29:37Thanks.
00:29:39Mm-hmm.
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