00:00Happy anniversary, you're gonna have dinner 8 p.m. sharp. Don't be late
00:05I'll be late. Paga la luz
00:07Usually say para la luz, pandejo
00:10I think this place is about to close up. Well luckily for you, this date isn't over until your uniform is on my hotel
00:15on floor
00:17Holy shit
00:20This is my 25th wedding anniversary. If I missed dinner with my wife tonight, I will be shot
00:25Don't do anything stupid
00:26Whatever gets you home to your wife in time for your special day
00:30Happy anniversary
00:33Route 5, get out
00:35Stop there
00:36You were supposed to retire
00:38Moving on to a new career
00:39You're pivoting?
00:40This late?
00:41Well how old do you think I am?
00:42Well you're black, so you look 40, bud
00:45You can be up to 90
00:48Hey yo, you seeing this?
00:49Pull over and
00:50You won't get hurt
00:51We're gonna die
00:52Calm down, remember your training
00:53Put your hands up
00:54I just
00:55I just took a 15 hour online course
00:56What training?
00:57I just took a 15 hour online course
00:58What training?
01:00I just took a 15 hour online course
01:01And I just took a 15 hour online course
01:02Right
01:03And I just took a 15 hour online course
01:04Take a 15 hour online course
01:05Boom!
01:07I'll be Reggie Miller!
01:09Who?
01:11Oh, that's not good.
01:13Hey!
01:14Did you get to kill us?
01:15I want you to show us who you are!
01:16Tell us to show this out!
01:17Yo, you better give me that money!
01:21I'm gonna throw up!
01:23You swallow that shit!
01:24If you throw up, you are-
01:25Baby, I got your money!
01:26What is this?
01:27And who is they?
01:28Change of plans.
01:29You two?
01:30People are gonna help me steal $60 million from the casino.
01:33Cause if you don't, you'll-
01:35My wife's dead.
01:37Ah!
01:38If you let us go, I'll let you bang my twin sister.
01:40Looks like me with long hair.
01:41You trying to get us shot?
01:43Hey!
01:44Russell!
01:45You don't answer your phone?
01:46Did you forget you married a Latina?
01:47I put a tracking chip in your neck!
01:49Hi, Natalie!
01:50You fell in love this weekend?
01:53You fell in love this weekend?
01:56Of course.
01:57We did bad stuff.
01:58You better give me that money!
01:59You better give me that money!
02:00You better give me that money!
02:01You better give me that money!
02:03That's wild!
02:04I don't want money!
02:05That was awesome, dude.
02:08I looked at my leg and my foot.
02:10My ankle, my meniscus, I know I tore my whole back out, too.
02:13What, just from that?
02:15I got your money, don't you worry.
02:20Are those the same underwear from Freddie?
02:23Should've been a red flag.
02:25Baby, I got your money.
02:30I got your money.
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