00:00Okay, boys, I'm off to the store for as much mucus be gone.
00:05As I can carry. Are you sure you're going to be okay?
00:07No worries, Mom. We'll be perfectly fine.
00:10All right. Bye.
00:11Bye, Mom.
00:13Aw, you guys really...
00:15We are sick.
00:15Oh, you know us.
00:17Nothing can ever keep us down.
00:20That's great!
00:21You're completely incapacitated!
00:22That means I have the whole day to myself!
00:24I could spend...
00:25All day on my Jeremy scrapbook, or I could work on Jeremy the board game,
00:27or I could go to the mall and watch Jeremy work from my hiding place behind...
00:30the weaving rig.
00:30The possibilities are endless!
00:32This is going to be the best sick day ever!
00:34For me!
00:35Best sick day ever, huh?
00:37Ferb, I know we're gonna...
00:38Huh?
00:40All right, Ferb.
00:40Implement our sick day video game backup system.
00:43Ready, local area network.
00:45Whatcha doin'?
00:47Achoo!
00:48You too, huh?
00:49Where's everyone...
00:50What else?
00:50Here we are!
00:53So everyone's sick in bed today, huh?
00:55Nah, I'm just lazy.
00:56Cool.
00:57I think.
00:58Hey, where's Perry?
01:00What else...
01:00Cool.
01:01It's very interesting.
01:02I'm more comfortable with that.
01:03You could make a new time.
01:04What's up, eh?
01:05Let's get back up.
01:06Okay, try to set something up.
01:07Okay, just go ahead.
01:08Here we go.
01:08Let's go.
01:09Here we go.
01:10Let's go.
01:11This house is up.
01:12Okay, let's go.
01:13Let's go.
01:14Now, let's go.
01:16Let's go.
01:17Okay, let's go.
01:18Okay, let's go.
01:19Let's go.
01:21Let's go.
01:21Let's go.
01:23Let's go.
01:24Let's go.
01:25Let's go.
01:26Let's go.
01:28Let's go.
01:05Agent P, I didn't know you were a germaphobe.
01:10Carl, he's afraid of germs, just like you.
01:12It's not the germs, sir, it's the garlic smell.
01:15If you have something to say, Carl, spit it out.
01:17Ugh, never mind, sir.
01:20Anyway, Doofenshmirtz has been seen racking up huge wills at Brain Bath and Beyond.
01:25Area's largest big box mine control warehouse store.
01:28Get to the bottom of it.
01:30Monogram out.
01:35Monogram out.
01:40Ah, Perry the Platypus, I've been expecting you.
01:43Sit anywhere, Perry the Platypus.
01:45Make yourself at home.
01:46YAAAH!
01:47HAHA!
01:48PUSH!
01:50So, what do you think of my devolutionator?
01:53Not to be confused with my de-evolutionator.
01:55De-evolutionator from a few schemes ago.
01:56You see, volition is our ability to choose what we are going to do.
02:00Whereas evolution, that's got something to do with monkeys, I think, but...
02:05This allows me to take over your volition and control what you do, like this, watch.
02:10How do you feel, Perry the Platypus?
02:13How do you feel, Perry the Platypus?
02:15Well, it doesn't matter because I'm in control.
02:17Okay, turn and let's go outside and see what this baby can re-
02:20Really do.
02:20And let's make this snappy, I gotta pick up my daughter by five.
02:23You remember Vanessa, I r-
02:25All right, you know, you blew me up at a birthday party.
02:27All right, gang, who wants to go first?
02:30I want to-
02:30Me!
02:31Me!
02:31Let's let the computer decide.
02:33Cupid!
02:34Fuzzle!
02:35Isabella!
02:35I'm fighting a girl, this'll be easy.
02:38Ooh!
02:39FIGHTER!
02:40What?
02:41Oh!
02:42Oh!
02:42Oh!
02:43Oh!
02:44Oh!
02:45Ah!
02:45Thresh! Smack attack!
02:48Isabella wins the...
02:50In your face, Buford!
02:52Doofus versus ex-wife sports a day!
02:55Thanks for driving me to the Scrapyard Invasion Party, Mom.
02:59Now remember, I...
03:00I won't be able to pick you up afterwards because I'm going to be getting my nails done.
03:03So, I...
03:05I have your dad picking you up.
03:06Oh, that's cool.
03:08If by cool, you mean completely embarrassed.
03:10You're embarrassing me in front of the only people whose opinions matter to me.
03:12At least he's trying.
03:14Yes.
03:15Very trying.
03:16Do you remember the last time you picked me up?
03:18Yeah!
03:20Vanessa, over here!
03:22Hop in!
03:23No!
03:25Hey, don't ask.
03:28Maybe you should just let me...
03:30off here.
03:30At least I can start the party off with my dignity intact.
03:33Whoops!
03:34Too late!
03:35Look!
03:35It's the only people whose opinions matter to you.
03:38Hey, Johnny!
03:39Hey, Vanessa!
03:39No!
03:40Nice ride.
03:40Yeah, hold on to that thought.
03:42My dad's picking me up.
03:43Have fun at the dump.
03:45Watch out for medical waste.
03:46All right, gang.
03:47Let's see who's next.
03:48Fancy!
03:49Fancy!
03:50FURB!
03:51Oh, great!
03:52It is not like FURB is an internationally ranked video game wizard!
03:55or anything!
03:57FICE!
03:59FICE!
04:00Oh
04:05Did you let me win to save my fragile nerdy ego?
04:08Oh, I'd never do that.
04:10Look at all the freaks here.
04:14I know, huh?
04:15Our peeps.
04:16And look at this.
04:17We're on the internet.
04:18What?
04:19This whole play...
04:20This is wired.
04:20They've got cameras everywhere.
04:22There's like dozens of live feeds.
04:24Oh, here's the...
04:25Crowd dancing, the DJ.
04:26Here's the restroom.
04:27Not cool, man.
04:29Wow!
04:30This is like...
