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Carry On Cruising (1962) is a cheerful British comedy that takes the popular Carry On team on a fun-filled journey at sea. The story follows a group of inexperienced crew members assigned to work aboard a luxury cruise ship, leading to a series of humorous mix-ups, playful misunderstandings, and entertaining situations during the voyage.   The film relies on witty dialogue, visual comedy, and the lively chemistry of its cast to deliver nonstop laughs. Set against the relaxed backdrop of a holiday cruise, the movie captures the spirit of classic 1960s comedy with its fast pace and charming sense of fun.   With its memorable characters and upbeat tone, Carry On Cruising remains a favorite among fans of classic British humor. This 1962 film is ideal for viewers who enjoy vintage comedies, ensemble casts, and lighthearted entertainment from the golden age of British cinema.  Carry On Cruising 1962, Carry On Cruising movie, Carry On Cruising film, Carry On Cruising full movie, Carry On series comedy, British comedy classic, classic comedy film, vintage comedy cinema, 1960s British cinema, old movies full length, classic British humor, ensemble comedy film, holiday comedy classic, cruise ship comedy movie, retro comedy film, timeless comedy cinema, family friendly classic movie, lighthearted comedy film, classic humor movie, British comedy heritage, golden age comedy film, classic films online, feel good comedy movie

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00:02:54Thank you, sir.

00:02:55I should be so sick.

00:02:56I'm your emergency replacement, sir.

00:02:58Marjorie Banks on transfer from-

00:03:03Lorenz? They told me you were a pretty witt, sir. It's pronounced March.

00:03:08At your service. Stop.

00:03:10What do you know up here?

00:03:13Nothing. Who are you?

00:03:18Marjorie.

00:03:20Ship's doctor.

00:03:21Impossible.

00:03:22Not impossible.

00:03:23I have certificates to prove it, have I not?

00:03:25I'm certified, I am.

00:03:26You look it.

00:03:29They're witt, and they were right.

00:03:31Yeah, right.

00:03:33Bill?

00:03:34No, that's a trouble.

00:03:35Bill?

00:03:36No, that's a trouble.

00:03:39Well, I haven't been regular lately, you see.

00:03:42So, therefore, I...

00:03:43I describe myself as sea voyage and the exercise.

00:03:45That's why I'm here, actually.

00:03:46Say, sir.

00:03:48You say, ah.

00:03:49Ah.

00:03:50Gracious.

00:03:51May I do not like that green fleck in the eye here, sir?

00:03:53Never mind.

00:03:53No one about his eye.

00:03:54Where have you sprung from?

00:03:55Oh, consolidated marmalade.

00:03:57Yes.

00:03:58I was the factory's medical officer, you see.

00:04:01Where's Dr. Jepson?

00:04:02Consolidated marmalade.

00:04:03This eye?

00:04:04Is it this eye?

00:04:05Are you sure?

00:04:06Yes, that's the one there.

00:04:07You see this, sir?

00:04:08Look.

00:04:08Green as grass in there.

00:04:09Now, there's probably too much chlorophyll in the toothpaste.

00:04:11Watch it.

00:04:12Sir.

00:04:13Some very unsettlingness.

00:04:14Very unsettlingness.

00:04:15Very unsettling.

00:04:16All these changes might be on my back.

00:04:18My back.

00:04:19My back.

00:04:20Probably overdoing it, eh?

00:04:21I'll massage your clavicles.

00:04:23You will not.

00:04:24Now then, where was I?

00:04:26You were getting straight to the point, sir.

00:04:28Oh, yes.

00:04:29Yes.

00:04:30Now then, if this voyage turns out to be as successful as all the others we've made,

00:04:33the landpages die together?

00:04:34Don't be surprised if after our return, I ask each and every one of you to join me...

00:04:36Hey, excuse...

00:04:37Excuse me.

00:04:38Excuse me.

00:04:39Excuse me.

00:04:40I love him as far as I am and so you wear you.

00:04:38I wonder if you could direct me to the kitchen.

00:04:39I'm new, you see. I'm sorry to interrupt you and all that,

00:04:41but I've been all over the boat.

00:04:43Ship. Oh, ship boat. Who cares as long as it floats?

00:04:46Now, I've been down the shop.

00:04:48I've been down the Blattman and I've been down as far as it's possible to go,

00:04:51but I'll keep on finishing up.

00:04:53Ankle deep in all this mucky water.

00:04:55Bilge.

00:04:55Oh, no need to be rude.

00:04:58Who are you?

00:04:59Well, make a wild guess.

00:05:00Ha ha ha ha!

00:05:03Wilfred Haynes, Captain.

00:05:04You're on the list, it's on the list, you see.

00:05:06What happened to Nottington?

00:05:07Our regular ship's...

00:05:08Cook.

00:05:08Perhaps you got fed up.

00:05:09Fed up, that's good.

00:05:11Belt up.

00:05:13What's your story?

00:05:14I'm the son of a sea cook.

00:05:16The original mother, look at you.

00:05:18No, I've always wanted to go to sea.

00:05:21Thought I'd follow me far.

00:05:23Father's wake, as it were.

00:05:24See?

00:05:25All I want to see is that this crew finishes up their most...

00:05:28efficient that we've ever had.

00:05:29Because if it is, when we return,

00:05:31I expect to be given command of the company.

00:05:33his new Atlantic liner.

00:05:34Which means that I will have to select my own crew.

00:05:36And that could be you.

00:05:38All of you.

00:05:39All right, dismissed.

00:05:39Oh, good.

00:05:41Except you.

00:05:42You.

00:05:43And you.

00:05:44Howdy.

00:05:45I am going to be blunt and make some very...

00:05:48cutting remarks.

00:05:49On the face of it, that's a contradiction in terms.

00:05:51But then English is a very curious language.

00:05:53If you interrupt me once more, Mr...

00:05:56Mr...

00:05:57Marchbank.

00:05:58Yes, sir.

00:05:59You interrupt me once more, mate,

00:06:01and you'll hear some really curious language.

00:06:03Madam, I have slugged my way up from nothing to get where I am today.

00:06:08But there are some copper-bottomed gentlemen on the board

00:06:10who still think it's dead wrong for an...

00:06:13age-dropper like me to be a ship's captain.

00:06:15And they would scuttle me if they had half a chance.

00:06:17And that...

00:06:18is why I have built this whole crew around me

00:06:20so that they don't get the chance.

00:06:22That is also why...

00:06:23I get nervous when I see new faces.

00:06:25Your faces are new.

00:06:27So...

00:06:28I'm nervous.

00:06:29To me, you look like disaster on six legs.

00:06:33Prove I'm wrong.

00:06:34That's all I ask.

00:06:35Clear?

00:06:36As day.

00:06:37As...

00:06:38As an X-ray.

00:06:38As soup.

00:06:39Mm...

00:06:40Mm...

00:06:41Mm...

00:06:42Mm...

00:06:43Mm...

00:06:47Mm...

00:06:48Who are you?

00:06:51Me, sir.

00:06:52It's kind of, sir.

00:06:53Turner?

00:06:54Turner, sir.

00:06:55What are you doing here?

00:06:56Head bowman, sir.

00:06:57You...

00:06:58Can't be head bowman.

00:06:58Angus is my head bowman.

00:06:59Not anymore, sir.

00:07:00Not anymore?

00:07:02Make up!

00:07:03You can't do this to me, changing a bowman.

00:07:05It's like ripping out the engine.

00:07:06Where's Angus?

00:07:07What has happened to Angus?

00:07:08Don't tell me he's got married and sworn off the booze.

00:07:10How did you guess, sir?

00:07:11Oh, no, not Angus.

00:07:13He's the only one...

00:07:15Do you know how to mix my favourite drink?

00:07:16What's that, sir?

00:07:17The Aberdeen Angus.

00:07:18No, you've only got to tell him...

00:07:19But I can't tell you!

00:07:20I don't know it.

00:07:21Angus is the only one who knows it.

00:07:22Didn't he tell you?

00:07:23The secret?

00:07:23No, sir.

00:07:24Didn't he give you the recipe for the drink that's got a kick like a steer?

00:07:27No.

00:07:28The whole cruise without an Aberdeen Angus kicking about...

00:07:33Inside me, I'll go barmy.

00:07:38Hello, hello.

00:07:40Well, this ain't the kitchen, is it?

00:07:41I should say not.

00:07:42It's the captain's night cabbie.

00:07:43Oh, cosy.

00:07:45Distinctly cosy, yes.

00:07:48Well, do you know where the kitchen is?

00:07:50Why not, chum?

00:07:50I must change it round here meself.

00:07:52Another new...

00:07:53Look at your face, poor fella.

00:07:55You'll cop the lot.

00:07:58You'll cop the lot out.

00:08:11...

00:08:15Thisםは..

00:08:17...

00:08:20...

00:08:21...

00:08:23...

00:08:25...

00:08:27I don't think.

00:08:32Okay.

00:08:37Okay.

00:08:42We're moving.

00:08:44Oh, glad.

00:08:45Oh, glad.

00:08:46Oh.

00:08:47Hello.

00:08:48We're moving.

00:08:52Hello.

00:08:53Hello.

00:08:54Hello.

00:08:55Hello.

00:08:56Hello.

00:08:57Hello.

00:08:58Hello.

00:08:59Hello.

00:09:00Hello.

00:09:01Hello.

00:09:02What are you waving to?

00:09:03I don't know.

00:09:04Oh, hello.

00:09:05Oh, glad.

00:09:07Oh, sorry, ladies.

00:09:08I didn't look where you were going.

00:09:10Oh, sorry, ladies.

00:09:11I didn't look where you were going.

00:09:12Do you think he drives the boat?

00:09:13You look more like the conductor.

00:09:15Quick.

00:09:22Hey.

00:09:23Hey.

00:09:24Hey.

00:09:25Hey.

00:09:26Hey.

00:09:27Hey.

00:09:27Hey, ma'am.

00:09:28Is that better?

00:09:29Yes, thank you.

00:09:30What is it I'm standing on?

00:09:31A ball!

00:09:32Fancy. Hey, we're moving. That's right, Chief.

00:09:37Yeah, you know, I thought I'd go through.

00:10:12Yeah, something up, Chief?

00:10:14Any minute?

00:10:15Surely you're not seasick.

00:10:16Chief, we've all...

00:10:17Oh, they left shore.

00:10:18Oh!

00:10:27Yes, yes, yes.

00:10:32Ah, now that looks very comfy.

00:10:35It's just the sort of thing I need for the...

00:10:37exercise.

00:10:38Right.

00:10:39Never too early to start.

00:10:42Ah!

00:10:43Ah!

00:10:44Ah!

00:10:45Ah!

00:10:47Help!

00:10:48Help!

00:10:49Doctor!

00:10:50I want a doctor.

00:10:51I could use one myself.

00:10:52Oh!

00:10:53What's the trouble?

00:10:54Seasick.

00:10:55Terrible.

00:10:56You don't...

00:10:57What's the trouble?

00:10:58Seasick.

00:10:59Terrible.

00:11:00You don't...

00:11:01You don't...

00:10:57look seasick.

00:10:58Well, I'm not up here.

00:10:59Where are you seasick?

00:11:00Down below.

00:11:02What do you mean?

00:11:03Out of sight of sea and sky.

00:11:05Doctor, I wonder if you have a look at my green...

00:11:07eye.

00:11:08I'm rather worried about...

00:11:09No, no, please.

00:11:10Please.

00:11:11Don't be silly.

00:11:12No, don't shut the door.

00:11:13Doctor, please.

00:11:12I don't understand.

00:11:13As long as I can see the sea, I'm alright.

00:11:14It's only when I go down below, me tummy starts doing the...

00:11:17twist.

00:11:18For Mrs. Beaton's sake, please help.

00:11:20Much thanks.

00:11:21Shut the door, you.

00:11:22No.

00:11:23No.

00:11:24Quiet, you gastronomic goon.

00:11:25You want the whole ship to know your...

00:11:27seasick?

00:11:28Doctor, you must do something.

00:11:30I mean, what a start.

00:11:31If the cook can't cook...

00:11:32quack, I'll cure him.

00:11:33I'll cure him or kill him.

00:11:35Cool.

00:11:36Alright.

00:11:37Come here.

00:11:38Let me see the sea, please.

00:11:39Alright.

00:11:40Have a look at the sea, then.

00:11:42I hesitate to interfere.

00:11:47I'll go on hesitating.

00:11:48I was going to suggest a traditional cure for mal de mer.

00:11:52I don't happen to be treating a mare.

00:11:56Excuse me.

00:11:57You got a cookie?

00:11:58Oh, thank you, cookie.

00:11:59I mean, ducky.

00:12:00That'll soothe your nerves.

00:12:02Water nurse.

00:12:03I mean, Marchbanks.

00:12:04Is that the kill or the cure?

00:12:08This happens to be the first of three stages.

00:12:11Three stages?

00:12:12I'm alright now.

00:12:13Oh.

00:12:14Oh.

00:12:15Oh.

00:12:16Yeah.

00:12:17He's...

00:12:17The tablets will counteract the somnolent effect to the mixture and give you energy.

00:12:20Uh-huh.

00:12:22Uh-huh.

00:12:23Uh-huh.

00:12:24Uh-huh.

00:12:25Now, uh, just a little shot.

00:12:27Uh, to, um, increase the value of both treatments.

00:12:31Roll up the sleeves.

00:12:32No, no, no, thanks.

00:12:33All the same.

00:12:34I can't bear to see the needle going in, you see.

00:12:35Oh.

00:12:36Well, in that case, there's only one other place.

00:12:37It's available.

00:12:38Drop them.

00:12:39Well, I'm not holding them, whatever they are.

00:12:41I rather fancy the...

00:12:42The doctor means your trousers, Hans.

00:12:44All my trousers?

00:12:45My what?

00:12:46No.

00:12:47Never.

00:12:48Mr. Marshbanks, if you want promotion to this new Atlantic liner...

00:12:51Say...

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00:13:12What's the matter, sir? Not feeling well?

00:13:15Oh, oh.

00:13:17Oh, no, sir, no, I'm all right. It's just, well, I'm new to this.

00:13:22And I'm afraid of making a mistake.

00:13:25You don't want to be afraid.

00:13:27The need to be a good steward is tact.

00:13:29I'll give you an example.

00:13:30A steward I knew a few years ago, walked in on a lady...

00:13:32...standing in her bath, took one look at her.

00:13:34He said, excuse me, sir, and left.

00:13:36Taxi.

00:13:38Hey, that's dead clever, isn't it?

00:13:40I'll remember that.

00:13:42Thank you, sir.

00:13:43Right, go on then.

00:13:47Hello?

00:13:51Hello?

00:13:52And which of you two fellas take sugar?

00:13:57Good morning.

00:13:58Hope you slept well.

00:13:59Good morning.

00:14:00Hope you slept well.

00:14:02Good morning.

00:14:03Good morning.

00:14:06Good morning.

00:14:07She's dropped.

00:14:12She's dropped.

00:14:17She's dropped.

00:14:22She's dropped.

00:14:27She's dropped.

00:14:29Quite an energetic game.

00:14:32She's dropped.

00:14:34She's dropped.

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00:15:40something wrong chief oh no no no i've never seen eggs crack more conscientiously

00:15:45slowly speed man speedy's essence do it the haynes way lift and

00:15:50drop now you just strain through with the sift

00:15:55get me the first officer come in

00:16:00what delayed you terribly sorry sir overslept mr

00:16:05uh mr uh sierra sir i always find the first few days makes me feel quite drowsy

00:16:10shut your porto begging your pardon sir i must have pressure stop fidgeting

00:16:15paperwork not my favorite occupation nor mine it's going to be from now on

00:16:20shining health report dock report crew report food report log

00:16:25report sports report diesel oil and fuel report and a partridge in a

00:16:30factory

00:16:35Some was all prepared, Chief.

00:16:37Excellent.

00:16:38That was a time saver, all right. In a matter of minutes, 1,200...

00:16:40He should have seen them sliding through the sieve. Slurp, slurp, slurp.

00:16:45What can I do now, Chief?

00:16:47Out of my way.

00:16:48Hey, wait a minute.

00:16:50Heels! They're wearing off!

00:16:52Heels together.

00:16:53Arms extended above the head.

00:16:55And bend.

00:17:00Three.

00:17:03And lower.

00:17:05Heels together.

00:17:06Hips firm.

00:17:07No, sir!

00:17:08Don't!

00:17:09Don't!

00:17:10The mixture.

00:17:11What?

00:17:12The mixture.

00:17:13What?

00:17:14What?

00:17:15What?

00:17:16The mixture.

00:17:18What...?

00:17:19No!

00:17:20The mixture.

00:17:21No!

00:17:22No!

00:17:23No!

00:17:24The mixture.

00:17:25No!

00:17:27The mixture.

00:17:28Who?

00:17:29The still?

00:17:31The mixture.

00:17:32No!

00:17:33Them.

00:17:35The mixture.

00:17:35uchepellfish,

00:17:39conqu setups.

00:17:40To him,

00:17:53One, two.

00:17:57It's all right.

00:17:57I left it in the middle.

00:17:58I left it in the cabin.

00:18:03One, two, three.

00:18:04One, two.

00:18:05One, two.

00:18:06One, two.

00:18:07One, two.

00:18:08I saw him first.

00:18:09Then?

00:18:10I thought you wanted a rest from then.

00:18:12In his case, I'll make an exception.

00:18:14Right.

00:18:15You promised you'd help me find a husband...

00:18:17on this cruise.

00:18:18From now on, my martyrs, help yourself.

00:18:20You could do the same.

00:18:22Dr. Bean's obviously interested in you.

00:18:24That's all for today, girls.

00:18:25Dismissed.

00:18:26I reserve the right to...

00:18:31I reserve the right to...

00:18:32castle.

00:18:33Then this is war, Gladys Trimble.

00:18:34Right.

00:18:35Right.

00:18:36Excuse me, ladies.

00:18:37I should be taking coffee alone, Miss Castle.

00:18:41I do not say I...

00:18:42hope it chokes you, Miss Trimble.

00:18:43I merely gloat over the possibility.

00:18:45Mm-hmm.

00:18:47Here, here, here, and a bottle of...

00:18:52rum.

00:18:53We meet again.

00:18:54What?

00:18:55Would you like to...

00:18:57poop up on the pop deck with me?

00:18:59Doctor, do me a favor.

00:19:00Operate somewhere else.

00:19:02Thanks.

00:19:03Thanks.

00:19:04Thanks.

00:19:05Thanks.

00:19:06Thanks.

00:19:08How many of those do you take?

00:19:09Three.

00:19:10Three?

00:19:11Yeah, why not?

00:19:12Well, they're my instant-action, last-resort pills.

00:19:14For bringing people out of a coma.

00:19:15Yeah, well, I...

00:19:16Well, I...

00:19:17I could come for a false path.

00:19:21Give you an injection.

00:19:22Well...

00:19:23Well, again.

00:19:26Come back.

00:19:27Hey!

00:19:28Hey!

00:19:29Hey!

00:19:30Hey!

00:19:31Hey!

00:19:32Hey!

00:19:33Hey!

00:19:34Hey!

00:19:35Hey!

00:19:37Hey!

00:19:37You

00:20:13Well, well, what's this conference all about, then?

00:20:15Now, gentlemen, to this captain, we are new faces, and as such are every word.

00:20:20Now, every action is subject to infinitesimal scrutiny.

00:20:24He means the captain's got his be-

00:20:25A-D-I on us.

00:20:26Oh-ho-ho.

00:20:27Precisely.

00:20:29Now, gentlemen, I take it we all-

00:20:30I will yearn to serve on this new Atlantic line art.

00:20:33Yes, yes.

00:20:34Good.

00:20:35Good.

00:20:36The mind of the captain works in a strange way.

00:20:38Let one newcomer make a...

00:20:40...an error...

00:20:41...or commit an indiscretion...

00:20:43...or drop a clanger, lads.

00:20:45...and all newcomers are tarred with the same...

00:20:50...or crush.

00:20:51Prejudice this may be, but fact it undoubtedly is.

00:20:54Gentlemen, have I...

00:20:55...for a policy of unremitting quasi-Teutonic organizational perfectionism?

00:20:59He means...

00:21:00...and his fingers out.

00:21:01So heave to, gentlemen.

00:21:03Our first major opportunity...

00:21:05...to impress is now...

00:21:06...tonight.

00:21:10Good evening, Captain.

00:21:11Hello.

00:21:12Good evening, Captain.

00:21:13Hello.

00:21:14Good evening, Captain.

00:21:15Hello.

00:21:15Miss Carson.

00:21:16Enjoying yourself?

00:21:17Yes, thank you.

00:21:18Good.

00:21:20...and we're very good.

00:21:22Thank you very much.

00:21:24You're welcome.

00:21:25Mr. Jenkins, I'd like...

00:21:30I'd like to meet Mrs. Lewis.

00:21:32Hello, Miss Castle.

00:21:35Good evening, Mr. Little. Enjoying yourself?

00:21:38Very much, thank you.

00:21:41He's over there.

00:21:59Have one.

00:22:00Give me me, old chap.

00:22:01Soul free.

00:22:02Yeah, I think I could do with it.

00:22:06Love, eh?

00:22:08Yeah.

00:22:09Well, how did you know...

00:22:11That's why I drink.

00:22:13To forget her.

00:22:16Forget who.

00:22:18Blessed if I don't remember.

00:22:20Good evening.

00:22:21Good evening.

00:22:26Miss Maddely, good evening.

00:22:27Good evening.

00:22:28Good evening, Mr.

00:22:30Good evening, sir.

00:22:31Good morning.

00:22:32Good evening, sir.

00:22:33Good evening.

00:22:34Good evening, sir.

00:22:35Good evening.

00:22:37What's my steward doing serving here?

00:22:39Begged.

00:22:40I have permission to lend a volunteering hand, sir.

00:22:43Anything to help the smooth running of the ship.

00:22:45Good for him.

00:22:46Isn't it, sir?

00:22:47All we newcomers feel the same way, sir.

00:22:49Just keep your...

00:22:50I'll feed it.

00:22:51Your eyes on us.

00:22:53I will.

00:22:55Fine conditions in the Atlantic tonight, I hear, sir.

00:22:58Well, that's great.

00:22:59We don't have...

00:23:00I'll see you on the Atlantic.

00:23:01Just thought I'd let you know, sir.

00:23:03Well, not circular.

00:23:04No.

00:23:05It's a social touch, you know.

00:23:35May I help you?

00:23:40May I have the next dance?

00:23:41I didn't know this was a dance.

00:23:43Oh.

00:23:44Oh.

00:23:45There.

00:23:46It isn't, is it?

00:23:48Oh.

00:23:49Oh.

00:23:50Oh.

00:23:51Oh.

00:23:52Oh.

00:23:53Oh.

00:23:54Oh.

00:23:55Oh.

00:23:56Oh.

00:23:57Oh.

00:23:58Oh.

00:24:00Oh.

00:24:02Oh.

00:24:03Oh.

00:24:04Oh.

00:24:05Oh.

00:24:06I love you.

00:24:07Oh.

00:24:08Water! Ah, there's water.

00:24:13Captain! Captain!

00:24:15Doctor! Where's the doctor?

00:24:17Doctor! The doctor!

00:24:18Doctor!

00:24:20Doctor!

00:24:22Doctor!

00:24:23Very nice.

00:24:25Come along, sir. Everything will be all right.

00:24:27Come along now.

00:24:28I'll soon have you on the table.

00:24:30That's right.

00:24:31This way.

00:24:32Come on, Captain.

00:24:33You'll soon be all right.

00:24:34Now, keep taking the tablets.

00:24:36Thank you, Doctor.

00:24:38No!

00:24:39No!

00:24:40No!

00:24:41No!

00:24:42No!

00:24:43No!

00:24:44No!

00:24:45No!

00:24:46No!

00:24:47No!

00:24:48No!

00:24:49No!

00:24:50No!

00:24:51No!

00:24:52No!

00:24:53No!

00:24:54No!

00:24:55No!

00:24:56No!

00:24:57No!

00:24:58No!

00:24:59No!

00:25:00No!

00:25:01No!

00:25:02No!

00:25:03No!

00:25:04No!

00:25:05No!

00:25:06No!

00:25:07No!

00:25:08No!

00:25:09No!

00:25:10No!

00:25:11No!

00:25:12No!

00:25:13No!

00:25:14No!

00:25:15No!

00:25:16No!

00:25:17you're not you're hey sir well well well how are we all feeling now

00:25:22i usually penalize defaulters by stopping

00:25:27them a day's pay but if i did that with you lot you'll finish up owning the company money

00:25:30so i'll have to content myself with a few

00:25:32well-chosen words you for a start march banks oh sir you've got my name right

00:25:37laughed i'm in the mood for using the right words this morning you march banks are a rock

00:25:42you

00:25:47My ears are burning.

00:25:50I shouldn't wonder.

00:25:51Someone's been talking about you.

00:25:52Do you think he's ever studied medicine?

00:25:54Oh, I wouldn't think so.

00:25:56Why?

00:25:56Describing our...

00:25:57In my class, he employed a great deal of physiological terminology.

00:26:00Hmm.

00:26:00When he was medically incorrect and when he...

00:26:02He called you.

00:26:03Come on.

00:26:04On the toes.

00:26:06And...

00:26:07And...

00:26:11And...

00:26:12Stretch...

00:26:14And...

00:26:14Lower.

00:26:16Well done, ladies.

00:26:17Keep it up.

00:26:19I'll try.

00:26:21That's all for today, ladies.

00:26:22Thank you, miss.

00:26:37Come on in, miss.

00:26:43I don't want to intrude.

00:26:44You won't if you want to join one of my PT groups.

00:26:47Well, I was thinking more of your individual attention.

00:26:52You must...

00:26:52You must be very advanced.

00:26:54Well, you know.

00:26:55No, really, are you?

00:26:56It'll be...

00:26:57You'd be such a kick for me if you are.

00:26:58You see, most of these people haven't a clue.

00:27:00Think they can make up for 50 weeks...

00:27:02a crack of exercise with two weeks puffing and blowing.

00:27:05Well, I...

00:27:08Yes, I...

00:27:09I suppose I am a bit of a bodybuilder.

00:27:11You've got a gym...

00:27:12What?

00:27:13Your office?

00:27:14Why, bring him...

00:27:15Oh, Jim!

00:27:16Yes, oh, yes.

00:27:17It's a very progressive firm.

00:27:18They provide everything.

00:27:17for us girls.

00:27:18We've got a gymnasium, restrooms, midget bowling alley.

00:27:21Terrible time.

00:27:22They're all typewriters, though.

00:27:23Marvelous.

00:27:24I'm all for the modern girl taking care of her body.

00:27:27Provided it's not carried to extremes, eh?

00:27:29Well, let's see what you can do.

00:27:31Right.

00:27:32After you.

00:27:33After you.

00:27:38Look, Mum, no hands.

00:27:40Just to warm up.

00:27:41Come on.

00:27:42Over you go.

00:27:48Who moves the ship?

00:27:50What about the bars, now?

00:27:51What about the bars, now?

00:27:52Oh, I'd love a drink.

00:27:57You've got a drink.

00:27:58When she goes.

00:27:59What the bars, now?

00:28:00There's no good a drink.

00:28:01Hello.

00:28:02What

00:28:02That should really loosen you up.

00:28:07You reckon?

00:28:09Come on. Over you go.

00:28:12Have you?

00:28:14Help!

00:28:18Are you all right?

00:28:19Nearly burnt my boat's there.

00:28:21Well...

00:28:22So what's next?

00:28:23Oh no, you show me.

00:28:24You're an expert on rope work.

00:28:26It's my weakest point.

00:28:27Mine too.

00:28:28My one failing.

00:28:29I have a terrible head for heights.

00:28:31But...

00:28:32You were just up there.

00:28:34Me?

00:28:36Me up there?

00:28:37Oh, blimey.

00:28:42Miss Castle.

00:28:43It's Miss Castle.

00:28:44Miss Castle.

00:28:45Miss Castle.

00:28:46Miss Castle.

00:28:47What have you been doing to Miss Castle?

00:28:48We were exercising together.

00:28:49I...

00:28:50I had no idea she wasn't used to it.

00:28:51Yes, well luckily for you...

00:28:52I'm used to an emergency and you're not.

00:28:54Would you mind leaving me here for my patient please?

00:28:57I'm sorry.

00:28:59Alright, what's going on?

00:29:00Alright, alright.

00:29:07For what I'm thinking, I could be struck of.

00:29:11Breathing very well.

00:29:12In, out, in, out, in.

00:29:17Oh, stop it, Arthur.

00:29:18Be professional.

00:29:20The pulse?

00:29:21Of course, the pulse.

00:29:22Oh.

00:29:25Oh, fingers and thumbs today.

00:29:29Oh, dear.

00:29:30I want to go straight to the heart of the matter.

00:29:35Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, cha-cha-cha.

00:29:38Oh, yes, that's right.

00:29:39Boom, that's right.

00:29:40Out.

00:29:40Police, madam.

00:29:43I must have a witness.

00:29:44The BMA will never believe this.

00:29:45What are you doing?

00:29:49I was just resuscitating.

00:29:50Oh, no, you don't understand.

00:29:54Don't I?

00:29:55No.

00:29:55It was just...

00:29:55No.

00:29:56It was just...

00:29:55It was just a doctor's dilemma.

00:29:56I was on the ceiling.

00:29:58What am I doing here?

00:29:59Boo!

00:30:00The ceiling.

00:30:01Delirious.

00:30:02Well, get back on the ceiling if you want to.

00:30:04There's a nice ceiling in this.

00:30:05A special ceiling you can lie down on.

00:30:08He's bonkers.

00:30:09Yes.

00:30:09That is a nice ceiling.

00:30:10Oh, it's a beautiful ceiling.

00:30:12Get on it like a good girl.

00:30:13Come along.

00:30:14Quite safe, you won't fall off.

00:30:15Look, you see.

00:30:15Come on, then.

00:30:17Now, you relax and tell me all about it.

00:30:19Yes, I might just as well get it all set.

00:30:20Well, I was just checking on your heart, you see.

00:30:22I have my head here like that, you see.

00:30:24And then suddenly your arm came up.

00:30:25Like that.

00:30:26And then the other one came up like that.

00:30:27Oh, Lord, he's at it again.

00:30:29Right, we'll visit Dr. Bin next.

00:30:30Yes.

00:30:30You kept squeezing and squeezing.

00:30:32You wouldn't let go, I asked.

00:30:32You joined suddenly.

00:30:33You squeezed.

00:30:34Oh, oh, oh.

00:30:34And now, wait.

00:30:35Oh, yes, but not a good moment for your inspection, sir.

00:30:38The doctor is treating a lady.

00:30:40What's he treating her to?

00:30:45Oh, oh, oh, oh.

00:30:48Just.

00:30:50Oh.

00:30:50Do you know Miss Castle, Captain?

00:30:53Not as well as you do, doctor.

00:30:55Oh, oh, oh.

00:31:17Good morning, sir.

00:31:18One for the road, eh?

00:31:19What road?

00:31:20Well, everybody's going ashore, sir.

00:31:21This is sunny Spain.

00:31:22So that's why they're charging around like a load of balls.

00:31:25That's right, sir.

00:31:26Bull fights, flamencos, senoritas.

00:31:27Olé.

00:31:28Olé off.

00:31:29But surely, sir, you're not stopping.

00:31:30Why not?

00:31:31Spain's got nothing for me that I can't get right here.

00:31:33Open the sherry.

00:31:35No.

00:31:36No.

00:31:37No.

00:31:38No.

00:31:39No.

00:31:40No.

00:31:41No.

00:31:42No.

00:31:43No.

00:31:44No.

00:31:45No.

00:31:46No.

00:31:47No.

00:31:48No.

00:31:49No.

00:31:50No.

00:31:51Oh, my eye.

00:31:53Just watch.

00:31:55Very good, if it were full of snuff.

00:32:00It's made wrong.

00:32:02You're doing it wrong. Let me do it on you.

00:32:05You've done it on me already, bringing me on this cruise.

00:32:08First port down, not a glimmer of a...

00:32:10Is your husband in sight?

00:32:14Shove your head back.

00:32:15Glad.

00:32:16Oh, keep still. I nearly shampooed you with it.

00:32:18Well, get on with it.

00:32:19Open your mouth.

00:32:20Dad, you are awful.

00:32:25Girls! Girls!

00:32:27Olé! Olé!

00:32:29Olé!

00:32:30Olé!

00:32:31Olé!

00:32:32Olé!

00:32:33Olé!

00:32:34Olé!

00:32:35Olé!

00:32:36Olé!

00:32:37Olé!

00:32:38Olé!

00:32:39Olé!

00:32:40Olé!

00:32:41Olé!

00:32:42Olé!

00:32:43Olé!

00:32:44Olé!

00:32:45Olé!

00:32:46Olé!

00:32:47Olé!

00:32:48Olé!

00:32:49Olé!

00:32:50Olé!

00:32:51Olé!

00:32:52Olé!

00:32:53Olé!

00:32:54Olé!

00:32:55Olé!

00:32:56Olé!

00:32:57Olé!

00:32:58Olé!

00:32:59Olé!

00:33:00Olé!

00:33:01Olé!

00:33:02Olé!

00:33:03Olé!

00:33:04Olé!

00:33:05Olé!

00:33:06Olé!

00:33:07Olé!

00:33:08Olé!

00:33:09You see, he's one of the biggest bullshippers in the business.

00:33:12Watch it, mate.

00:33:14I am Ferdinand the Bull.

00:33:15Oh, I love him.

00:33:19Oh, have a deal.

00:33:20Oh, I guess I'm sorry.

00:33:23Hey, hold on.

00:33:24Come on, come on.

00:33:29Come on, come on.

00:33:34Hey, ow!

00:33:39You!

00:33:43You!

00:33:44Get out of here!

00:33:48Yours is the best.

00:33:49Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:33:51Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:33:53James, come on.

00:33:54Excuse me, sir.

00:33:56Very sorry about that.

00:33:57All right.

00:34:05Having a little party in your cabin, sir?

00:34:07With one guest.

00:34:08Me.

00:34:09Sir?

00:34:10Turner, the Aberdeen Angus has a most distinctive aroma.

00:34:13Sir?

00:34:14It's a gift all its own.

00:34:15And that's why you want to find the recipe?

00:34:16I like the taste, too.

00:34:18Now then.

00:34:19If I mix this little lot in a few different permutations by the law of averages, sooner or later I must stumble across the...

00:34:25It's not the only thing you'll stumble on, sir.

00:34:27Very domical.

00:34:29Would you like me to help you, sir?

00:34:30No, thanks.

00:34:31You'll place it with the passengers.

00:34:32Sir?

00:34:34Just got time to do a bit of mixing before the daily offices meeting.

00:34:37Here we go.

00:34:39Sir?

00:34:40We'll see you next time.

00:34:41First, you're good.

00:34:42Then wait.

00:34:43Come, sir.

00:34:44Little, two!

00:34:45Good.

00:34:46Good.

00:34:47Good.

00:34:48Good.

00:34:49Good.

00:34:50Good.

00:34:51Good.

00:34:52Good.

00:34:53Good.

00:34:54Good, good.

00:34:55Good.

00:34:57Good.

00:34:58Good.

00:34:59Good.

00:35:00Good.

00:35:01Good.

00:35:02Good.

00:35:03Good.

00:35:04Good.

00:35:05Good.

00:35:06Good.

00:35:07Good.

00:35:08Good.

00:34:44Some Benedictine, merriment in the monastery.

00:34:48Some sherry.

00:34:49Torrey do's transfusion.

00:34:52And one for his knob.

00:34:54Crane the mouth with the owl.

00:35:00I'd rather not be disturbed much, Banks.

00:35:02I can imagine.

00:35:03Unless it's something very...

00:35:05Oh, no, no, sir. It's nothing.

00:35:07It's all right, then.

00:35:09What do you go up in there?

00:35:10That mixture, you...

00:35:12I haven't even started yet.

00:35:14Well, then.

00:35:15How's your ring?

00:35:18It's a big flip.

00:35:20A dash of billions.

00:35:21That's what you do for me.

00:35:23Don't doubt that for a minute.

00:35:25You're welcome.

00:35:26I'll take that right away.

00:35:28No one wants to wait for the end.

00:35:29I'm going to get a minute.

00:35:31I'm going to take that one or two.

00:35:34You're going to take them all over and over.

00:35:37I'm going to take you to the next one.

00:35:39You're going to take that one.

00:35:41Now, let's take the chicken.

00:35:43I'll take the chicken.

00:35:45I'm going to take the chicken so I can...

00:35:47I'll take it.

00:35:48It's not bad.

00:35:50That's enough.

00:35:51I'm going to take the chicken.

00:35:52A secret drinker.

00:35:53A secret is blatant.

00:35:54You'll have to take over the ship.

00:35:56I can't. Can't you cure him?

00:35:57No, do not.

00:35:58No.

00:35:59No.

00:36:00No.

00:36:01No.

00:36:02Uh,

00:36:03uh,

00:36:04uh,

00:36:05uh,

00:36:06uh,

00:36:07You

00:36:12Captain! Oh, Captain!

00:36:17Well, hear that? He's incoherent.

00:36:20You'll have to take over the ship!

00:36:22Here, summon the officers.

00:36:23Why, what have they done?

00:36:32Gentlemen. Gentlemen. Gentlemen. Gentlemen.

00:36:37Please.

00:36:39It's my painful duty to inform you that Captain Crowder is guilty of...

00:36:42...being drunk in charge of a liner.

00:36:45As to his future, well, obviously...

00:36:47...that lies in hands other than mine.

00:36:49All I can say for the moment is that by the law of the sea...

00:36:52...you hereby take command of this vessel.

00:36:54Oof!

00:36:56It's been a clim...

00:36:57...that's not like this.

00:36:58This ought to be buried.

00:37:01Oh, well.

00:37:02One more goat...

00:37:04...after the meeting.

00:37:08That one I should have drunk.

00:37:10Well, there's very little I can do at this...

00:37:12...juncture, but as soon as Captain Crowder...

00:37:15...or should I say...

00:37:17...ex Captain Crowder has drunk himself into a state of complete insensibility.

00:37:22I will confine him to sick quarters and then I'll do the best I can to.

00:37:27I'll salvage what I can from this sozzled wreck of a man.

00:37:30Gentlemen, gentlemen.

00:37:31Everybody here.

00:37:32Run.

00:37:32Let's get down to business.

00:37:34What's the matter with you, Marchbanks?

00:37:37Drunk, eh?

00:37:38Drunk, eh?

00:37:42Do you know where we are?

00:37:43Fear not.

00:37:44I will never do anything.

00:37:45Drunk, eh?

00:37:46No, I'll never do anything.

00:37:47Okay.

00:37:48I'll never do anything.

00:37:50Thank you, Mitch.

00:37:51I'm your brother, I'll just keep it on the floor.

00:37:53Let's go, you're going to be the same.

00:37:55I'll never do anything.

00:37:56I'll never do anything.

00:37:57Yong's got what's the matter with me.

00:37:59Tell me.

00:38:00I'll never do anything.

00:38:01I'll never do anything.

00:38:03I'll never do anything.

00:38:06I'll never do anything.

00:38:07If I'm not slow.

00:38:08I'll never do anything.

00:38:21Perhaps not.

00:38:46Hello there, madam.

00:38:48It's the first time.

00:38:49Oh, I don't really drink as a rule, but I've just been through such a shocking...

00:38:54...experience. Oh, and what do you think you'd like to get over it?

00:38:58That!

00:38:59Oh, such an enigmatic label!

00:39:02Vodka? Meat?

00:39:04Oh, yes. I do like things tidy.

00:39:14Cheers!

00:39:19What are you?

00:39:23Ugh!

00:39:24Central heating all to myself. I'll have some more.

00:39:29Are you sure, madam?

00:39:32Oh, yes, yes.

00:39:34Fill it up again and two shots of red X.

00:39:39Oh, hello, girls.

00:39:42Hello, Miss Madeline.

00:39:43Hello.

00:39:44Champagne, please.

00:39:45Certainly, ma'am.

00:39:46Why, stay, Flo. Steady on. You're not used to champagne.

00:39:49Nonsense. It's just like cider with a French accent. Besides, I can drink anything.

00:39:54...at our office party.

00:39:57Will you have one, Miss Madeline?

00:39:59She's just been on vodka.

00:40:00Oh, yes. I'm well in practice. Oh, thank you, my dear.

00:40:04You call me Bridget.

00:40:05Florence.

00:40:06No, dear. Bridget.

00:40:07I'm Florence.

00:40:09Oh, yes, Florence.

00:40:10I'm glad.

00:40:11So am I.

00:40:12Oh, well, now, that's all sorts of things.

00:40:14What's that?

00:40:15Mud in your eyes.

00:40:16Really?

00:40:17Oh, well, never mind.

00:40:18They say...

00:40:19That's good for the skin.

00:40:23Tim.

00:40:24I could also put some brandy and brown sugar in it.

00:40:27That sounds good.

00:40:29Skip the brown sugar.

00:40:30Good idea.

00:40:34Good idea.

00:40:35Good idea.

00:40:36Good idea.

00:40:37Good idea.

00:40:39Good idea.

00:40:41That's better.

00:40:42Much better.

00:40:43That's better.

00:40:44Hm. Much better.

00:40:45Fli-

00:40:44Let's have something different.

00:40:46Mix it.

00:40:47Some of us can.

00:40:49Some of us can't.

00:40:51I'll buy this one.

00:40:54My pal, Bridget.

00:40:56That, oh, lovely colour.

00:40:59Green chartreuse, madam?

00:41:01Yeah, to match my friend's complexion. Doubles.

00:41:04Hello.

00:41:05So much.

00:41:06Oh, not likely, huh?

00:41:08I know a much...

00:41:09much better place.

00:41:10Oh, come on, Flo.

00:41:12My round, my round.

00:41:14Name it, Bridget.

00:41:16Flo-deer.

00:41:17To Flo-deer, isn't he?

00:41:19I thought she meant the name of a drink.

00:41:24To Flo-deer.

00:41:29Oh, lovely.

00:41:30Flo-deer.

00:41:31Do you think I could possibly have...

00:41:34that?

00:41:35Whiskey.

00:41:36Flo.

00:41:37Scotland.

00:41:39It's Irish.

00:41:40Up the Irish.

00:41:41We'll have both.

00:41:42No prejudice.

00:41:44We'll have both.

00:41:45There's any blood.

00:41:47We're going to let you know.

00:41:49If you want me to put some cake on,

00:41:51this is the best thing.

00:41:52You've got to look at the cake.

00:41:54This is because I'm going to put some cake on.

00:41:56From the cake to the cake outside.

00:41:57I have a bottle of the cake.

00:41:58If you're drinking cake, I'll put some cake on.

00:42:00I'm putting all the cake on.

00:42:01You can also put some cake on.

00:42:03Leave it.

00:42:04There are many drops of the cake.

00:42:06I have plenty of cake on the cake.

00:42:09This is a cake on the cake.

00:42:11I'm going to daar.

00:42:12No, I mean, give in. Let's leave.

00:42:15Never! Anything...

00:42:17She can booze. I can booze.

00:42:20Who did that? Who did it?

00:42:22I'll go ten rounds with anyone in this bar.

00:42:24Pull them up!

00:42:26I'll be back.

00:42:27Soon as I've had a bit of fresh air, I'll be back.

00:42:30Line them up, Bridget, old girl!

00:42:32Then I'll match you tip for tat and top for tat.

00:42:37I can walk, you know.

00:42:47Face to face with Dr. Crippin.

00:42:50Yes, Miss Castle.

00:42:52Are you all right?

00:42:53You seem to think so.

00:42:54You asked me to dance with you.

00:42:57I'll go.

00:42:58I'll sort it over.

00:42:59Oh?

00:43:00I'd be charmed.

00:43:01I...

00:43:02I'll go.

00:43:03I'll go.

00:43:04I'll go.

00:43:05I'll go.

00:43:07I'll go.

00:43:08I'll go.

00:43:09I'll go.

00:43:10I'll go.

00:43:11I'll go.

00:43:12I'll go.

00:43:13I'll go.

00:43:14I'll go.

00:43:15I'll go.

00:43:17I'll go.

00:43:18I'll go.

00:43:19I'll go.

00:43:20I'll go.

00:43:21I'll go.

00:43:22You're lovely.

00:43:22How come you haven't got a better job?

00:43:24Miss Castle, please!

00:43:25Well, I'm...

00:43:26I mean to say he's...

00:43:27so...

00:43:28so...

00:43:29so...

00:43:30elegant

00:43:31and only a bastard.

00:43:32Inspector.

00:43:33Madam, this is the captain.

00:43:34And I'm Zaza Gabor.

00:43:37You...

00:43:38You...

00:43:39You get off the buses, mate.

00:43:40Go to see him.

00:43:42You got that...

00:43:43Nauzzy...

00:43:44Nauzzy...

00:43:45look you have.

00:43:47You're lovely.

00:43:49You're just...

00:43:50lovely.

00:43:52There you are.

00:43:53Ooh.

00:43:54There you are.

00:43:55Ooh.

00:43:56There you are.

00:43:57Ooh.

00:43:58Ooh.

00:43:59The ship's growing.

00:44:01Tell the captain...

00:44:02I am the captain.

00:44:03I am the captain.

00:44:04And I'm Toulouse Slutrick.

00:44:08Anchors away.

00:44:09Come on, Flo.

00:44:10Lovely.

00:44:12Leave me.

00:44:15Well?

00:44:16Huh.

00:44:17I mean, none of us can be blamed for that, sir.

00:44:19It's just a couple of ladies having a tidge too much of the old...

00:44:22duty free.

00:44:23Yes, that's all.

00:44:25Served by Mr. Turner.

00:44:27One of your quintet.

00:44:28Marshal.

00:44:29Marshal.

00:44:30Marshal.

00:44:31Marshal.

00:44:32Thanks, Banks.

00:44:33She...

00:44:34She danced with me.

00:44:35You don't preen yourself in.

00:44:37She had to be drunk first.

00:44:38Yes, she did.

00:44:50I thought so.

00:45:06Where are we?

00:45:07Italy, sir.

00:45:08Italy?

00:45:09Ah, it's good to be back.

00:45:10Open the Chianti.

00:45:12Service, huh?

00:45:13Bellamari.

00:45:17Please come to me.

00:45:21Please come to me.

00:45:22Bye.

00:45:23Bye.

00:45:24Bye.

00:45:25Bye.

00:45:26Bye.

00:45:27But I'm not

00:45:32I'm not

00:45:35I'm not

00:45:37I'm not

00:45:42I'm not

00:45:43I'm not

00:45:44This will slow him in Streatham

00:45:47The captain's on his bridge

00:45:50All's

00:45:52I'm not

00:45:53Stop

00:45:54Get right with the world

00:45:57What a

00:45:58CC

00:45:57It's a secure feeling to be able to sleep soundly with a captain at the helm.

00:46:03Dad!

00:46:05Oh, Flo, what a...

00:46:07A shock to me, too.

00:46:10Glad I've just realized.

00:46:12I'm a woman.

00:46:14You always were, observant.

00:46:16Now can we get some sleep?

00:46:18A woman who needs a man.

00:46:20Not a boy.

00:46:21A mature...

00:46:22Responsible, dominant man.

00:46:27Like him.

00:46:28The captain?

00:46:29Glad.

00:46:30If only he'd show some interest in me, I...

00:46:32Aye, aye, sir.

00:46:37Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.

00:46:42Have a good night.

00:46:43Have a good night.

00:47:02Sir!

00:47:17I can't be serious.

00:47:19He's old enough to be your father.

00:47:21That's what I need, a mature man.

00:47:23Dad.

00:47:24There he is.

00:47:25Oh, if he so much as looks at me, I'll...

00:47:26Let's go back then.

00:47:27Oh, no.

00:47:28Oh, Flo, for heaven's sake, don't make a spectacle of yourself.

00:47:30Come on.

00:47:31I can't move.

00:47:32I can't move.

00:47:33In either direction.

00:47:34My knees have gone.

00:47:36My heart.

00:47:37My head.

00:47:38I feel awful.

00:47:39It must be love.

00:47:40Sounds more like a shallow sleep.

00:47:42Good morning, ladies.

00:47:43Good morning.

00:47:45Oh!

00:47:46Let's go.

00:47:47Let's go.

00:47:48Oh!

00:47:49Let's go.

00:47:50No, it's quite all right.

00:47:52Uh, yeah, excuse me, I think I'd better go and have a look at the...

00:47:55propeller shaft.

00:47:56Why?

00:47:57We flying the rest of the way.

00:47:59Excuse me.

00:48:00Claire?

00:48:01Oh, Claire, did you...

00:48:02Claire?

00:48:03Claire?

00:48:04Oh, Claire, did you...

00:48:05see him?

00:48:06My eyes weren't shut, I'm sorry to say.

00:48:27Don't do that.

00:48:30Do you mind?

00:48:40Where are you going?

00:48:41I thought I'd...

00:48:42go off...

00:48:43leave you alone...

00:48:44come...

00:48:45later.

00:48:46What's the matter?

00:48:47You got water on the knee?

00:48:48No, don't mind my knee, sir.

00:48:49That'll mend, but you...

00:48:50you seem...

00:48:50worried.

00:48:51Now, maybe I can help.

00:48:52Mind you, I'm not prying.

00:48:53Then don't.

00:48:54No, it's just that I do have...

00:48:55a certain capacity for sorting out...

00:48:56other people's problems.

00:48:57On my last ship, I was known as the...

00:48:59Freud.

00:49:00of the frozen north.

00:49:01Well, if you don't wish to confide in me...

00:49:03No, no, no.

00:49:04They do say that...

00:49:05two heads are better than one.

00:49:06That's very true, sir.

00:49:07Even if one of them's yours.

00:49:08Well, you're charming.

00:49:09Most banks...

00:49:10man to man, I'm gonna tell you.

00:49:11I have just done something I have never done before.

00:49:14I may...

00:49:15I've seen a lady scream.

00:49:16Very interesting.

00:49:17How?

00:49:18I said, good morning.

00:49:20Should that have frightened her?

00:49:22Well, come on.

00:49:23You look as if ladies often scream at you.

00:49:25Flatterer.

00:49:26You must have an electric sex appeal.

00:49:30I have not.

00:49:31There's another explanation.

00:49:33What's that?

00:49:34No, I can't say.

00:49:35Come on, tell me.

00:49:36No.

00:49:37Why?

00:49:38You'll be cross.

00:49:39I will not be cross.

00:49:40You promise?

00:49:41Of course, I promise.

00:49:42Scats on her now.

00:49:43Come on, tell me.

00:49:44Why did she scream when I only looked at her?

00:49:45That's it.

00:49:45What's it?

00:49:46Your face.

00:49:48My what?

00:49:49Scouts on...

00:49:50Anna, you said it.

00:49:51My face?

00:49:52Your face.

00:49:53Suddenly zooming up at her.

00:49:55Well.

00:49:56Ah!

00:49:57That's it.

00:49:58This is terrifying.

00:50:00This could drive a man to drink.

00:50:01No.

00:50:02Just don't come upon any women very, very suddenly.

00:50:05That's all.

00:50:06Drink!

00:50:07That's it.

00:50:08Drink much, thanks.

00:50:09Well, just a little wine if you're...

00:50:10No, no, no.

00:50:11Now I know what to do.

00:50:12Is a tree outside?

00:50:13No, there's a potted pile in the dining room.

00:50:14Well, that's the answer.

00:50:15Yeah, well, you're gonna give her a potted pile.

00:50:16Oh, shut up.

00:50:17Tree!

00:50:18Tree!

00:50:19Come here, tree!

00:50:20Come here.

00:50:21Come here.

00:50:22Come here.

00:50:23Come here.

00:50:24Ah!

00:50:25Come here.

00:50:26Oh!

00:50:27Glad I could never do that.

00:50:28Oh, it's you.

00:50:29Ouchie!

00:50:30Good.

00:50:31Good.

00:50:32Good.

00:50:33Good.

00:50:34Good.

00:50:35Good.

00:50:36Good.

00:50:37Good.

00:50:38Good.

00:50:39I've come.

00:50:40I owe you to the castle and the captain's compliments, miss.

00:50:41Can you spare them a few moments in his day, can he?

00:50:44At once.

00:50:40Yes, mister, if you could.

00:50:45You gonna have a dive?

00:50:47Yes, head first into the sea.

00:50:51Glad it's the captain he sent for me.

00:50:54I must have shaken him.

00:50:55I tell you, Marchbanks, I shook her.

00:50:57I frightened her because I was rude to her when she was plastered.

00:51:00Poor girl.

00:51:02I have got to convince her that on a voyage of this time, the captain is everybody's friend.

00:51:05Not a horrible ogre.

00:51:06Oh, quite so, sir.

00:51:11Oh, go straight through, miss.

00:51:14Oh, fairy godfather.

00:51:15My father's waiting for you.

00:51:19Come in.

00:51:21Oh, Miss Castle.

00:51:22I'm sorry I interrupted your swim.

00:51:24What?

00:51:25It's a swim compared with the tide of life.

00:51:28Yes.

00:51:29Um, will you sit down?

00:51:30Uh, you'll forgive me if I'm very brief, won't you, Miss Castle?

00:51:34Just...

00:51:35Save time, why not call me Fleur?

00:51:37Well, why not?

00:51:38It's more friendly, innit?

00:51:39And, uh, that's what I intend to be.

00:51:40Flo?

00:51:41More friendly with me?

00:51:42Certainly, uh, Flo.

00:51:44What's your first name?

00:51:45Uh, mine?

00:51:46Mm.

00:51:49Wellington.

00:51:51Mother frightened by a boot?

00:51:53Well, no.

00:51:54I think they expected me to be a soldier.

00:51:55Oh, I'm glad you're not.

00:51:56Give me a sailor every time.

00:51:58A man can be more proud...

00:52:00...of his craft than his barracks.

00:52:02Quite.

00:52:03Yes, quite.

00:52:04Uh, it all boils...

00:52:05Well, let's go down to this, Miss Castle.

00:52:06I don't want you to be frightened of me.

00:52:09Oh, how sweet you...

00:52:10...what you are.

00:52:11Then you do understand.

00:52:12Perfectly, Wellington.

00:52:13Good.

00:52:14But...

00:52:15You're quite wrong, you know.

00:52:16I am?

00:52:17Oh, yes, yes.

00:52:18I want to be just that little bit ever so...

00:52:20... scared of you.

00:52:21Of who?

00:52:22It's what I need.

00:52:23A sort of...

00:52:24...father figure.

00:52:25Do go on.

00:52:26Dad.

00:52:27Do go on.

00:52:28Dad.

00:52:30Well, I forgot what I was going to say.

00:52:31I...

00:52:32Then let me say it for you.

00:52:33All right, then.

00:52:36That look between us.

00:52:37That was enough.

00:52:38More than enough.

00:52:39Enough.

00:52:40In a flash of time, you saw my need and I saw the supplier.

00:52:42Now, now, wait a minute.

00:52:43A pure and perfect transaction...

00:52:44Now, now, wait a minute.

00:52:45A pure and perfect transaction...

00:52:45...for the shop counter of existence.

00:52:46And yet you're worried, aren't you, Wellington?

00:52:48You can say that again.

00:52:49Worried about the...

00:52:50...if there's no difference in our ages.

00:52:51Well, I'm not.

00:52:52Do not.

00:52:53No, no, no.

00:52:54I don't care if you're old.

00:52:55Lies.

00:52:55You're blind, going grey.

00:52:56I prefer you that way.

00:52:57Yes, Wellington.

00:52:58I want to do my pack...

00:53:00...making in the bags under your eyes.

00:53:02My dear little Wellington bags.

00:53:04Miss Fauxhall.

00:53:05The castle.

00:53:06Now, look here, Flo.

00:53:07You're blushing.

00:53:08I'm melting.

00:53:09It's wonderful.

00:53:10You're so human, mature...

00:53:13...and yet modest.

00:53:15Oh, why have I wasted my time with mere boys?

00:53:17Wellington, you are my Waterloo.

00:53:20Oh.

00:53:21Faux ever little.

00:53:22Well, we've got to get to know each other.

00:53:23Stand back.

00:53:24Oh.

00:53:25Anything you say.

00:53:26So masterful.

00:53:28But relent.

00:53:30For a moment.

00:53:31Kiss me.

00:53:32You naughty girl!

00:53:36Am I?

00:53:37Well, if you catch me, you can spank me.

00:53:39Ah!

00:53:40Ah!

00:53:41Ah!

00:53:42Ah!

00:53:43Ah!

00:53:44Ah!

00:53:45Ah!

00:53:46Ah!

00:53:47Ah!

00:53:48Ah!

00:53:49Ah!

00:53:50Why.

00:53:51Oui!

00:53:52Oui!

00:53:53Marge Bank, sir.

00:53:54She gone?

00:53:55Yeah!

00:53:55There seems to be some crossing of purposes.

00:54:00I took the liberty of explaining to Miss Castle and somewhat red-faced she's departed.

00:54:05Oh, darling. Who did you say was frightened of whom?

00:54:10What's that?

00:54:15Oh, my God.

00:54:17Oh, my God.

00:54:19Oh, my God.

00:54:20Good morning, madam.

00:54:23I see that I...

00:54:25With your hat, you've been to Mecca.

00:54:29Your team had...

00:54:30Why don't you feed the camel? He looks hungry.

00:54:33Aye.

00:54:35Yes, I will. Certainly.

00:54:37I'd rather not discuss the sewers canal.

00:54:40Me neither.

00:54:41Very well.

00:54:42I'd love to meet your four wives.

00:54:45Yes.

00:54:46Yes.

00:54:50Yes.

00:54:51Yes.

00:54:52Yes.

00:54:53Yes.

00:54:54Yes.

00:54:55Yes.

00:54:55Or, should I say...

00:54:56あ...

00:54:57Jane?

00:54:57Huh!

00:54:58Jane.

00:55:00I'm going to go.

00:55:02I'm going to go.

00:55:04I'm going to go.

00:55:05Good morning, sir.

00:55:07Nice new day, nice new start.

00:55:09You watch me zip through the paperwork.

00:55:10Lie down.

00:55:11Eh?

00:55:12I'm going to find out what makes you tick.

00:55:13Tick, sir.

00:55:14Psychologically speaking.

00:55:15I don't understand you.

00:55:16Well, that makes us even because I don't understand you.

00:55:18You mug adore me.

00:55:20Inside you, March Banks, you must be a writhing mass of complexes, egos, ids and all that gear.

00:55:25He has to understand these men.

00:55:26And that is why I am going to psychoanalyse you.

00:55:28This bloke Freud knew what he was talking about.

00:55:30I'm not a young man.

00:55:32Well, as long as you're a young at heart.

00:55:35What are you talking about?

00:55:36You see, there you go again.

00:55:37Flying off at a tangent.

00:55:38Couch.

00:55:39Couch!

00:55:40Couch, you fool.

00:55:41Get over there.

00:55:42Terrible thought.

00:55:43All right, now then.

00:55:44Talk.

00:55:45Talk what?

00:55:45Anything.

00:55:46Anything you like.

00:55:47That's how they do this psycho malarkey.

00:55:48I feel silly.

00:55:49Well, they don't look silly.

00:55:50I don't.

00:55:50I do.

00:55:51You don't.

00:55:52I know I do.

00:55:53I swear you don't.

00:55:54What do I look like then?

00:55:55Lovely.

00:55:56Langwood like a lily now.

00:55:55Come on.

00:55:56Talk.

00:55:57That's very vivid.

00:55:58What is this?

00:56:00That phrase you used.

00:56:02Langwood as a lily.

00:56:03Is it?

00:56:04Yes.

00:56:05Yes.

00:56:06Are you interested in flowers?

00:56:07Oh, yes.

00:56:08Do you enjoy gardening?

00:56:09Very nice.

00:56:10Thank you so much.

00:56:11You've got a nice garden at home.

00:56:13Do you envy the horticultural society?

00:56:15Do you belong to many societies?

00:56:16Quite a few.

00:56:17Gregarious, eh?

00:56:18No.

00:56:19Tourists.

00:56:20Oh, interested in astrology, too.

00:56:22Yes.

00:56:23Sit down.

00:56:24Oh, thanks.

00:56:25Now, quickly.

00:56:26What does this make you think of?

00:56:28The bull.

00:56:29Horns.

00:56:30Horns.

00:56:30Oh, hang on.

00:56:31Horns of a dilemma, for example?

00:56:33How did you know?

00:56:34Yes.

00:56:35Yes.

00:56:36Put your feet up.

00:56:37We are getting somewhere.

00:56:38We are not.

00:56:39Look, mate, I'm supposed to be doing...

00:56:40You, Captain.

00:56:41Don't quibble, please.

00:56:42Horns of a dilemma.

00:56:43That's it.

00:56:44That's your analysis.

00:56:45You...

00:56:45You see everything as a dilemma.

00:56:47You see everything as a problem.

00:56:49That's very true.

00:56:50Because of your deep-rooted inferiority complex.

00:56:52Well, I don't feel inferior.

00:56:53Of course you don't.

00:56:54It's all in your act.

00:56:55My what?

00:56:56Your axe.

00:56:57So are you.

00:56:58No, you see, yes.

00:56:59You're unconscious.

00:57:00No, look at me.

00:57:00You must a person to be an idiot, not me.

00:57:03How do I get down there?

00:57:04It's all...

00:57:05It's always something of a shock when illusions disperse.

00:57:07But don't worry.

00:57:08Now that you know your own problems, you'll get rid of...

00:57:10This idea that everyone's persecuting you.

00:57:12I will?

00:57:13Yes.

00:57:14You sure?

00:57:15Of course.

00:57:16And forget this piece...

00:57:15The idea of new faces.

00:57:16New faces can be just as efficient as the old faces.

00:57:19Just...

00:57:20What is efficient?

00:57:23Well done, Munchbeck.

00:57:24You make me...

00:57:25I feel much better.

00:57:26Thank you very much.

00:57:27That's it.

00:57:28I feel much better already.

00:57:29That's the spirit.

00:57:30Mine is successful.

00:57:33Oh.

00:57:34Morning, Captain.

00:57:35Morning, Dr. Benn.

00:57:35You're a new face, aren't you?

00:57:36Oh, it's the same one, sir.

00:57:37But you've got to remember that a new face is just as efficient...

00:57:40as an old one.

00:57:41Well done.

00:57:42Very good.

00:57:45Good.

00:57:46Good.

00:57:47Good.

00:57:48Good.

00:57:49Good.

00:57:50Good.

00:57:51Good.

00:57:56Good.

00:57:55Mm-hmm. Well, nil return, eh?

00:57:58I never know such a...

00:58:00I don't know what to do with myself.

00:58:02What do you want, an epidemic?

00:58:03Oh, of course not, no. It's just... I don't know what to do with myself.

00:58:05Help me out with this load of rubbish.

00:58:06Oh, I'm too tense.

00:58:07Well, relax.

00:58:08Can't relax.

00:58:09I'll take a run round the deck.

00:58:10Well, so lie down.

00:58:11Oh, I'm too restless.

00:58:12Well, read a book.

00:58:13I can't concentrate.

00:58:15Oh, write a book.

00:58:16Oh, please.

00:58:17You've got to live before you can write a book.

00:58:19No one can say...

00:58:20He's lived until he's loved.

00:58:21Well, go out and love someone.

00:58:23I do her.

00:58:24Who her?

00:58:25What do you mean, who her?

00:58:27Miss Castle.

00:58:28Miss Castle?

00:58:30Oh, Miss Castle.

00:58:31Have you told her?

00:58:32No, you know me.

00:58:33I'm too shy.

00:58:34I...

00:58:35Eve.

00:58:36I could cable her.

00:58:37Why not semaphore?

00:58:38Arthur, you've got to declare yourself openly.

00:58:40Otherwise, you'll stay right where you are.

00:58:42Write up an impasse.

00:58:43Hmm?

00:58:44Oh, I see.

00:58:45You mean speak to her?

00:58:46Yes.

00:58:47Straight from the shoulder to the point of dislocation.

00:58:49Oh, oh, oh.

00:58:50I'd die if I did that.

00:58:51At least that would put you out of your misery.

00:58:52You've no sympathy.

00:58:53Of course I have.

00:58:54What do you expect me to do?

00:58:55Go out and tell her...

00:58:55What do you expect me to do?

00:58:56Would you do that?

00:58:57Who do you think I am, Sir?

00:58:58Who's he?

00:58:59What did he tell her then?

00:59:00What cabin's he in?

00:59:01What deck's he in?

00:59:00Come on, take me to him.

00:59:01Arthur, Arthur, Arthur.

00:59:02I want to see the...

00:59:03No, no.

00:59:04Keep calm.

00:59:05No, no, no, please.

00:59:05You've got me all worked up about this.

00:59:06I'm frankly sorry, I'm sure.

00:59:07Yes, don't apologize.

00:59:08I'm not angry at all.

00:59:09You've done me a very good...

00:59:10Return.

00:59:11Yes.

00:59:12In this mood of self-realization.

00:59:15Of merciless self-determination.

00:59:17I think I could do it, you know.

00:59:18You could?

00:59:19Yes, I think I could over...

00:59:20Can't my timidity?

00:59:21You what?

00:59:22Time over...

00:59:23Can't my timidity, I mean.

00:59:24I could.

00:59:25Yes.

00:59:26I could go right up to her now and I could...

00:59:28I could speak to her.

00:59:30Bravo.

00:59:32Not at all.

00:59:33Yeah.

00:59:34I've been...

00:59:35To you for the rest of my life.

00:59:36Touch, touch, touch, touch.

00:59:37Now is the time.

00:59:38Think only of now.

00:59:40You're right.

00:59:41Good luck.

00:59:43Bye-bye.

00:59:44Bye-bye.

00:59:45Bye-bye.

00:59:46Bye-bye.

00:59:47Bye-bye.

00:59:48Bye-bye.

00:59:50Bye-bye.

00:59:55Bye-bye.

00:59:56Bye-bye.

00:59:57Bye-bye.

00:59:58Bye-bye.

00:59:59Bye-bye.

01:00:00Bye-bye.

01:00:00In just a minute, somebody might have kicked it.

01:00:02Let's see if it's still working.

01:00:04It's simple, of course.

01:00:05There's nothing to it.

01:00:07All these years of shyness.

01:00:09Oh, it's ridiculous.

01:00:10I'll go right up to her and say,

01:00:12Miss Castle, I have something to tell you.

01:00:15I'm a plain, simple man, Miss Castle.

01:00:17I have plain, simple feelings.

01:00:18And I use plain, simple words.

01:00:20And I simply have to let you know, plainly, that I...

01:00:23That I...

01:00:25That I slainly and pimply want...

01:00:27Cold.

01:00:30Oh, yes.

01:00:32Pointing towards Italy.

01:00:33Well, which way is that?

01:00:35I don't know.

01:00:36Wave it about a bit.

01:00:40I don't know if they're a virgin, just let me hear it.

01:00:43ностьюhood...

01:00:45Oh, Flo, isn't that romantic?

01:00:50Just dishing.

01:00:54Why can't Englishmen...

01:00:55...and sing to us about love...

01:00:57...instead of dragging us off to ragamatches?

01:01:00Listen, I couldn't resist any...

01:01:05...and a man would sing to me like that.

01:01:10Thank you very much.

01:01:15Thank you very much.

01:01:20Thank you very much.

01:01:26Good day, madam.

01:01:28Be careful to knock up...

01:01:29...while awaiting your partner.

01:01:30Oh, I haven't got it.

01:01:31Oh, yes, officer.

01:01:33But I'm not very good at the game.

01:01:35Oh, it's quite easy.

01:01:36Just be careful not to pong...

01:01:37...instead of thing.

01:01:40Oh, ho, ho, ho.

01:01:43Gently to begin, eh?

01:01:45A few peas.

01:01:48Ow!

01:01:49I'm terribly sorry.

01:01:50...the game is unfortunate, sir.

01:01:54Beginner's luck!

01:01:56Try your luck on this.

01:01:59No!

01:02:00No!

01:02:01No!

01:02:02No!

01:02:03No!

01:02:04No!

01:02:05No!

01:02:06No!

01:02:07No!

01:02:08No!

01:02:09No!

01:02:10No!

01:02:11No!

01:02:12No!

01:02:13No!

01:02:14No!

01:02:16No!

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01:02:18No!

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01:02:20No!

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01:02:22No!

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01:02:24No!

01:02:25No!

01:02:26No!

01:02:27No!

01:02:29No!

01:02:30No!

01:02:31No!

01:02:32No!

01:02:33No!

01:02:34No!

01:02:35No!

01:02:36No!

01:02:37No!

01:02:38No!

01:02:39No!

01:02:40No!

01:02:41No!

01:02:42No!

01:02:44No!

01:02:45No!

01:02:46No!

01:02:47No!

01:02:48No!

01:02:49No!

01:02:51No!

01:02:52No!

01:02:53No!

01:02:55No!

01:02:56No!

01:02:57No!

01:02:59No!

01:03:00No!

01:03:01I'm too tired for one thing.

01:03:03Here, let's go to bed.

01:03:06Okay, want to be fresh for North Africa tomorrow.

01:03:09Yes.

01:03:11Let South Africa be fresh for us.

01:03:16Let South Africa be fresh for us.

01:03:17Let South Africa be fresh for us.

01:03:18Let South Africa be fresh for us.

01:03:21Let South Africa be fresh for us.

01:03:23Let South Africa be fresh for us.

01:03:26ßenume Vivek.

01:03:29West Africa.

01:03:30He's a Del groom.

01:03:32Let South Africa be partir.

01:03:34Let South Africa be the best Find the将 to Ontaleff.

01:03:47aciesrosisital.

01:03:48Much better.

01:03:51I'll do it here.

01:03:53I'll do it here.

01:03:58I'll do it here.

01:04:03I'll do it here.

01:04:08I'll do it here.

01:04:13I'll do it here.

01:04:18How can words explain to you?

01:04:23The love I try to give.

01:04:28You're the sun, the wind.

01:04:33The rain, the reason I must...

01:04:38The love I try to live only for you.

01:04:43Oh, please love me too.

01:04:48Oh, Bella's love.

01:04:53Oh, Bella's love.

01:04:57Oh, I need you so...

01:05:02Oh, please let's have my love.

01:05:07I love you so...

01:05:10Oh, Bella...

01:05:12Oh, my...

01:05:17Bella...

01:05:18I love you.

01:05:22I love you so...

01:05:26Please...

01:05:27Please don't say no...

01:05:30Please don't...

01:05:32Please don't say no...

01:05:35Please...

01:05:37Please don't say no...

01:05:42I love you so...

01:05:43I love you so...

01:05:47I love you so...

01:05:48You

01:05:53You

01:05:58You

01:06:03You

01:06:08You

01:06:13I'm wasting time

01:06:18You

01:06:23You

01:06:28You

01:06:30You

01:06:32You

01:06:33You

01:06:35You

01:06:38You

01:06:40Sam, old chef

01:06:42What if I

01:06:43I've been drinking for the last couple of days

01:06:45Well, you asked for something characteristically Arab

01:06:48Big sir and this is it

01:06:49Drunk by everybody round these parts and distilled on the banks of the

01:06:53The

01:06:54The

01:06:55The

01:06:56The

01:06:58The

01:06:59The

01:07:00The

01:07:01The

01:07:03The

01:07:05Cook

01:07:06He must be dreadful of you

01:07:08Wouldn't think he'd that much stomach to gurgle with.

01:07:10You get the doctor. I'll see what's wrong.

01:07:12Here, sir.

01:07:13Here. Cop this for a souvenir, eh, captain?

01:07:18What are you trying to do?

01:07:21Do you mind?

01:07:22There's much better than filter tips.

01:07:24Can I only taste the smoke at all?

01:07:25I'm not surprised.

01:07:27You're not supposed to blow it.

01:07:28What, then?

01:07:29Suck it and see.

01:07:31Hmm?

01:07:31Hmm.

01:07:33It must be the other way.

01:07:38I beg your pardon?

01:07:43Perhaps this will shake you, Sheik.

01:07:46I'm not shaken, Sheik.

01:07:47I've had the sucre sheath in my...

01:07:48Sheik, sheik, sheik, sheik, sheik, sheik.

01:07:53Sheik, sheik, sheik, sheik, sheik.

01:07:58Sheik, sheik, sheik, sheik, sheik.

01:08:03Sheik, sheik, sheik, sheik.

01:08:08Sheik, sheik, sheik.

01:08:13Sheik, sheik, sheik.

01:08:18Sheik, sheik, sheik.

01:08:23Thank you very much.

01:08:28Oh, show me.

01:08:31Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

01:08:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

01:08:34All we need here is a couple of sheets and a camel.

01:08:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

01:08:42Hello.

01:08:43What, dear?

01:08:45We're on our way home.

01:08:46I know.

01:08:47Bitty, isn't it?

01:08:48I'm just getting warmed up to this cruise, Lark.

01:08:52You don't hold it...

01:08:53It's against me.

01:08:54Hold what, dear?

01:08:55Not finding a husband.

01:08:57Oh, that.

01:08:58Your idea was okay, lovey.

01:09:00It was me that put the mockers on it.

01:09:02Anyway...

01:09:03I've forgotten all about men for a while.

01:09:05They are completely out of my mind.

01:09:07Oop!

01:09:08Oh, dear.

01:09:09She'll have to take it to the doctor now.

01:09:11The cleaner, I mean.

01:09:13Oh, yes.

01:09:19Gentlemen...

01:09:21Ever since you've joined me...

01:09:23There are times when I wish that I was running a holiday camp.

01:09:26Because in that kind of a...

01:09:28establishment, I could at least occasionally escape from you lot...

01:09:30by walking out of the gate.

01:09:32Here...

01:09:33I can only jump overboard.

01:09:34And believe me...

01:09:35There are times when I felt like it.

01:09:39But not now, gentlemen.

01:09:41Praise where praise is due.

01:09:43Praise for us, sir?

01:09:45Surprised, eh?

01:09:46That's exactly right.

01:09:47That's exactly right.

01:09:48How praise should strike you.

01:09:49Ever since our last little meeting, you've all stopped trying to impress me.

01:09:53And you've got on with your jobs.

01:09:54Result?

01:09:55You have impressed me.

01:09:56I have impressed...

01:09:58You, sir.

01:09:59Certainly.

01:10:00When you played table tennis with that mad pixie...

01:10:02The, uh...

01:10:03Funny little lady.

01:10:04Of course, you did, uh...

01:10:05Muck it up a bit.

01:10:06Ha, ha, ha.

01:10:07Ha, ha, ha.

01:10:09That's the spirit, you see, concern about the passenger's happiness.

01:10:12And you turn up...

01:10:13Don't think I didn't notice that you gave up your shore leave in order to serve a certain gentleman?

01:10:17That's also the spirit.

01:10:18But, Captain, how can I possibly have merited your praise?

01:10:21I mean...

01:10:22I've had nothing to...

01:10:23I've had nothing to do.

01:10:24Ah, you, Dr. Bent...

01:10:25You have achieved self-effacement.

01:10:27Oh?

01:10:28I felt no pain, sir.

01:10:29You will in a minute.

01:10:31On a holiday cruise...

01:10:33The passengers don't want to see the ship's doctor prowling about giving everybody the undertaker's look.

01:10:37Do they?

01:10:38No, no, no.

01:10:39Well, you did the right thing.

01:10:40You kept yourself to yourself.

01:10:43So that's just because I mean...

01:10:44Go on, go on, yes.

01:10:45Go on.

01:10:46What did I do, then?

01:10:48The lady in cabin 73.

01:10:49It's a lie.

01:10:50Don't be somewhat as Daines.

01:10:51I know all about...

01:10:53That diet you fixed up for her.

01:10:54And the fact that you've been cooking her meals yourself.

01:10:56Oh, that.

01:10:58Oh, you mean Fanny Fusspot, the calorie queen.

01:11:00Oh, with no trouble, you know.

01:11:02Quite stimulant.

01:11:03You've been playing around with their proteins?

01:11:04Yes.

01:11:05Well, none of this means, of course, that I can possibly consider any of you.

01:11:08For the new liner.

01:11:09But you just continue going on as you have been for the last few days.

01:11:12And I might recommend...

01:11:13to my successor of the Abbey Wanderer.

01:11:14Thank you, gentlemen.

01:11:15That's all.

01:11:16Thank you, sir.

01:11:17Thank you, sir.

01:11:18Aye, aye, sir.

01:11:21Well, she's a fine man.

01:11:22Oh, he's very...

01:11:23You're not fair, I think, hasn't you?

01:11:24Crisp on top, soft underneath.

01:11:25A regular meringue.

01:11:26Yep.

01:11:27Best possible.

01:11:28That's the boss I ever worked for on Land Osi.

01:11:29I wish I could think of something I could do for him, you know.

01:11:31Ah!

01:11:32Don't do that.

01:11:33I'm all of a quiver as it is.

01:11:34I've just realized I can do something for him.

01:11:36Excuse me.

01:11:37Let's think of something...

01:11:38we can do to show our appreciation.

01:11:39I mean, it wouldn't be like sucking up, would it?

01:11:41I mean, after all, he did tell us fair and square...

01:11:43that we didn't stand unearthly of getting on that liner.

01:11:45Yeah, but it did give us praise.

01:11:46Well, it was due.

01:11:47Fine man.

01:11:48Oh, he's a regular cream bun, was it?

01:11:49Meringue.

01:11:50That's right.

01:11:51Meringue bun.

01:11:52God, I wish we could think of something...

01:11:53we could do fine things.

01:11:54It'd have to be quick thinking, gentlemen.

01:11:55There's only two days left.

01:11:56Yeah, sure are.

01:11:57Mr. Marshbanks.

01:11:58There he is.

01:11:58Where can we be alone?

01:11:59Hmm?

01:12:00Oh, quick.

01:12:01There's only two days left.

01:12:02For what?

01:12:03Come on.

01:12:04Yeah, I know.

01:12:08Probably the oil isn't getting rid of it.

01:12:09I know what we quoi.

01:12:10What we just said, what do you think?

01:12:11That's

01:12:13Oh, God.

01:12:18That's better. Nobody can hear us here.

01:12:20Why shouldn't they hear us, miss?

01:12:22Because what I...

01:12:23I have to tell you, he's rather delicate.

01:12:25Well, naturally, if I can help you in any way.

01:12:28Plain fact is, my friend's in love.

01:12:30How nice.

01:12:31Well, it isn't.

01:12:32You see, she...

01:12:33She doesn't really know she's in love.

01:12:35But I know and I want to help her by getting the man in question to approach...

01:12:38her.

01:12:39And how do I come into all this?

01:12:40You know him very well.

01:12:42I do.

01:12:43Me?

01:12:44I can't believe it.

01:12:48Well, that's life.

01:12:50That's love.

01:12:51Women fall for the most unlikely...

01:12:53creatures.

01:12:54Thank you very much.

01:12:55To me, her choice is inexplicable.

01:12:57Charming.

01:12:58But there's no accounting for taste, is there?

01:13:00Miss Trimble, I appreciate your apprising me of Miss Castle's...

01:13:03feelings in this matter, but I can do without your expressions of incredulity concerning

01:13:06them.

01:13:07Why shouldn't Miss Castle fall...

01:13:08desperately in love with me?

01:13:10Did she tell you that?

01:13:11No, you did.

01:13:12I did.

01:13:13Well, if you didn't, just who on earth have we been discussing?

01:13:16Dr. Benn.

01:13:17Dr...

01:13:18Dr. Benn.

01:13:19She's in love with him.

01:13:20What did Nigel say?

01:13:21Dr. Benn.

01:13:22She's in love with him.

01:13:23What did Nigel say?

01:13:23Oh.

01:13:24Well, he is in a roundabout way.

01:13:26We must think of some rude...

01:13:28some stratagem whereby they can come together.

01:13:31I've got it.

01:13:33Oh, you haven't, Mr. Marchbank.

01:13:34You'll have to work it.

01:13:35Yes.

01:13:36Oh, you haven't, Mr. Marchbank.

01:13:37You'll have to work it.

01:13:38Yes.

01:13:39Surely we can think of something nice to do for the captain.

01:13:42I know.

01:13:43I've got it.

01:13:43How about a nice clock with a brass plate on it?

01:13:46Oh, can't do that.

01:13:47Not retiring.

01:13:49Anyway, where would you get a clock from in the middle of the ocean?

01:13:52Ship shop.

01:13:53Say that again.

01:13:54Ship shop.

01:13:55The minute we get back, you want to see a dentist.

01:13:57Oh, shop.

01:13:58vielen ROK Imagine too.

01:13:59Oh, yeah.

01:14:00Well, thank you cause that I have that.

01:14:01I'll see what you've done.

01:14:02All right.

01:14:03You can watch us.

01:14:04I get it.

01:14:05You can watch yours, I get it.

01:14:07You can watch something.

01:14:08I got to watch something.

01:14:09We're going to subscribe smo κ.

01:14:10Hello?

01:14:11Wash your booty.

01:14:12Okay.

01:14:13You can see me.

01:14:14Use sand.

01:14:15You can watch some真的 tips for us.

01:14:16You can watch your feet out.

01:14:17No, Not yet.

01:14:18You can watch me, не know.

01:14:19I can't watch all of that.

01:14:20You can watch mymit that link below lower up Yeah,

01:14:21you can see me.

01:14:22Mayor Mike and you're on.

01:14:24It's a nice fortune.

01:14:26Let's go check out.

01:14:27Don't worry.

01:14:32Don't worry.

01:14:37Don't worry.

01:14:42Don't worry.

01:14:47Don't worry.

01:14:52Don't worry.

01:14:54Don't worry.

01:14:57Don't worry.

01:15:02Don't worry.

01:15:03Don't worry.

01:15:04Don't worry.

01:15:05Don't worry.

01:15:07Don't worry.

01:15:12Don't worry.

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01:15:24Don't worry.

01:15:25Don't worry.

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01:15:28Don't worry.

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01:15:43Don't worry.

01:15:44Don't worry.

01:15:45Don't worry.

01:15:46Don't worry.

01:15:22It is you.

01:15:25Oh, it was you.

01:15:27What was me?

01:15:28I saw you.

01:15:30I had to lean on the rail for support.

01:15:32Pardon?

01:15:33I could feel your eyes burning into my back.

01:15:37Oh, that scorching look.

01:15:40It was like sunstroke.

01:15:43And then I turned, saw you again, and that was it.

01:15:47I...

01:15:47I went.

01:15:48Where did you go?

01:15:49Into a dead faint.

01:15:50Didn't you see?

01:15:51Oh, yes.

01:15:52Of course, yes.

01:15:53Very distressing.

01:15:55And how long have you been suffering these attacks?

01:15:57Since I first saw you.

01:15:59Hmm?

01:16:00Oh, come on.

01:16:01Let's leave me out of it.

01:16:02Very.

01:16:03I can't.

01:16:04You are it.

01:16:05You are all.

01:16:06You're...

01:16:07You are the germ, the symptom, the sickness, and the cure.

01:16:12Oh, doctor.

01:16:17I'm afraid you must be a little overwrought, miss.

01:16:19No, I'm not.

01:16:20I'm underprivileged.

01:16:22I'm afraid I don't really follow you.

01:16:27Doctor.

01:16:28Ed?

01:16:30You are aware of me, aren't you?

01:16:33Very difficult to ignore you.

01:16:36How would you find...

01:16:37Oh, I just look straight at me.

01:16:42And there you are.

01:16:44Do I repent?

01:16:46No, no, of course you don't, no.

01:16:47Then all the rest will come in time.

01:16:49Yes, of course it will.

01:16:50What do you mean?

01:16:51This.

01:16:52No, no, no.

01:16:58Gladys Trimble, how do you do?

01:17:00Part of the duo, you've been, I mean...

01:17:02Bin, how do you do?

01:17:03I confuse you.

01:17:05Yes, you don't.

01:17:06I mean, you do.

01:17:07And yet you didn't sound confused when you sang to me the other night.

01:17:12What?

01:17:13What?

01:17:14I sang to you?

01:17:16Who else?

01:17:17Oh, well, I, I...

01:17:18Oh, come, come, Doctor.

01:17:19It must have been me.

01:17:20Oh, look.

01:17:22I was not serenading you.

01:17:24I say, I seem to have made the...

01:17:27Most dreadful mistake.

01:17:28Yes.

01:17:29I'm afraid you have.

01:17:31I was only...

01:17:32trying to help you of your shyness.

01:17:33Oh, I'm not shy.

01:17:34Prove it.

01:17:35Hmm?

01:17:36Prove you're not...

01:17:37a child.

01:17:38Huh?

01:17:39I don't know.

01:17:40Do something.

01:17:42Yes.

01:17:43All right.

01:17:44I will.

01:17:47Where is she?

01:17:48Where is she?

01:17:52Uh, cigarette?

01:17:53No, thank you.

01:17:54I won't.

01:17:55Uh, cigarette?

01:17:56No, thank you.

01:17:57I won't.

01:17:57You mind if I do?

01:17:58No, go ahead.

01:17:59Well, sir, I enjoy these cruises, don't you?

01:18:01Excuse me, Doctor.

01:18:02Yes.

01:18:03Yeah, yes, I thought so.

01:18:04Huh?

01:18:05You're going a bit blotchy around here.

01:18:06Really?

01:18:07Yes, I've noticed it's coming on over...

01:18:07the past few days, you know.

01:18:08Oh.

01:18:09Yes, it's probably very highly infectious.

01:18:10Oh, really?

01:18:11Yes, it's just a change of food, you know, the change of...

01:18:12climate and all that.

01:18:13Nothing to worry about, of course.

01:18:14You'll live.

01:18:15Providing I give you instant treatment.

01:18:17Of course.

01:18:18Yes, sir, would you mind popping down to the treatment cabin as quickly as possible?

01:18:20Of course, sir.

01:18:21Thank you very much.

01:18:22And don't, uh...

01:18:22Don't touch anybody.

01:18:26May I...

01:18:27What about that young man?

01:18:28Oh.

01:18:29Don't worry about him.

01:18:30Let him get another deck, chap.

01:18:31That young man is...

01:18:32Is he ill?

01:18:33No, no, no.

01:18:34Well, then why?

01:18:35Preventive medicine.

01:18:36I don't understand.

01:18:37You will if you...

01:18:37Listen.

01:18:38I'm not interested in preventive medicine.

01:18:39Will you please listen?

01:18:40What is this?

01:18:41I have something...

01:18:42What do you declare?

01:18:43We'll wait till we get to customs.

01:18:44Oh, listen, please.

01:18:45I'm not like that.

01:18:46I'm pure.

01:18:47Pure what?

01:18:47Not many like me left, you know.

01:18:50I'm glad to hear it.

01:18:51I'm glad to hear it.

01:18:52Oh.

01:18:53Look, please.

01:18:54If we're going to spend the rest of our lives together, you must...

01:18:57learn not to interrupt.

01:18:58The rest of our lives?

01:18:59Yes.

01:19:00For better or for worse.

01:19:02And so on and so forth.

01:19:03You mean marriage?

01:19:05Of course.

01:19:06I know.

01:19:07I have no respectable alternative.

01:19:08You've got a nerve.

01:19:10I've got several of them.

01:19:11I've got several of them.

01:19:12I've got several of them.

01:19:13They're all functioning normally.

01:19:15Do you realise what...

01:19:17you've said?

01:19:18I should do.

01:19:19It's pounded in my brain often enough.

01:19:21Asleep and awake.

01:19:22in the drowsy fantasy moment of every lonely dawn.

01:19:26Well, come on.

01:19:28What's your answer?

01:19:29You've taken my breath away.

01:19:30Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

01:19:31Would you mind...

01:19:32standing up, please.

01:19:33Thank you very much.

01:19:34Breathe in deeply.

01:19:36Out again.

01:19:37Take you in.

01:19:38Drop it further.

01:19:39Out.

01:19:41Marvellous.

01:19:42Is that better?

01:19:43You'll feel better in a moment now.

01:19:44I feel dizzy.

01:19:45Oh, sit down.

01:19:46It's just...

01:19:47the...

01:19:48sudden realisation, you see,

01:19:50of the fact that...

01:19:51that I love you.

01:19:53Do you?

01:19:54Yeah.

01:19:55Ooh.

01:19:56Have a nice day, sir.

01:19:57Not in so many words.

01:19:58Shall I?

01:20:01Yes, please.

01:20:02What?

01:20:05I love you.

01:20:06All right.

01:20:08What about that, then?

01:20:11How about you?

01:20:12How about me?

01:20:13Do you think that you can...

01:20:14come to love me?

01:20:15Well, I...

01:20:18I suppose I could do worse.

01:20:20I suppose I could do worse.

01:20:22Coo.

01:20:23He...

01:20:27I deve maverick.

01:20:30He...

01:20:31O...

01:20:32Second.

01:20:32Turned out nice again.

01:20:36Has it?

01:20:37Mr. Haynes, Mr. Haynes, where is the idiot?

01:20:40Mr.

01:20:40Here.

01:20:41Oh, I'm terribly...

01:20:42Sorry.

01:20:43Do you know what day it is today?

01:20:44Well, not daft.

01:20:45It's Thursday.

01:20:46Yes, it's providential.

01:20:47No, it's not.

01:20:48It's Thursday.

01:20:49No, listen.

01:20:50Exactly ten years ago, to this day, Captain Crowther took...

01:20:52Command of the Happy Wanderer.

01:20:53I only found it out by accident.

01:20:55I looked it up in some old logbook.

01:20:56I'm not with it.

01:20:57Yes, you are.

01:20:58Have you got some private little place where you could make a cake?

01:21:02A cake?

01:21:03A cake?

01:21:04A cake?

01:21:05An anniversary cake?

01:21:06An anniversary cake.

01:21:07Of course.

01:21:08I knew I'd think of something.

01:21:10You knew you'd think of...

01:21:12Yes, all right.

01:21:13Well, to work, then.

01:21:14And remember the utmost secrecy.

01:21:16No one will see me handle...

01:21:17...as much as a nut.

01:21:18The success of this operation will depend entirely on your culinary expertise.

01:21:22Well, I don't know much about that, but I can cook.

01:21:25We understand each other, with some difficulty.

01:21:27But we do understand each other.

01:21:29Till tonight.

01:21:30Tonight.

01:21:31With a cake.

01:21:32To stagger humanity.

01:21:55Thank you, Your Honor.

01:21:57And now I'll do it.

01:21:57For heaven's sake, it's supposed to be a secret. What does the captain should hear?

01:22:00You shouldn't have told me. I get so excited.

01:22:02I can't keep secrets. Oh, what a lovely idea. So thoughtful.

01:22:07And tender. Just the sort of thing that makes me feel really happy.

01:22:12I'm so happy. Miss Maddy, Miss Maddy, pull yourself together. It's only...

01:22:17It's only a little party.

01:22:19Don't say that. It's a secret.

01:22:22The captain. Oh, the captain. The dearly devoted captain.

01:22:27Hello, hello. What is a foot?

01:22:30That peculiar shaped thing on the end of your leg.

01:22:32Keep...

01:22:37Keep taking the tablets.

01:22:39Excuse me.

01:22:42...

01:22:43...

01:22:44...

01:22:45...

01:22:46...

01:22:47...

01:22:48Miss Madeleine?

01:22:50What's wrong?

01:22:52You...

01:22:53There's nothing. Hello.

01:22:55Goodbye.

01:22:58Handmade. Nothing like it.

01:23:03Hmm. Hmm? Well made.

01:23:08But not yet created.

01:23:10This needs the Hanes attached.

01:23:13He does need that, I don't think.

01:23:17Here we go.

01:23:18Hmm?

01:23:19Española, chérie?

01:23:21Gracias.

01:23:23Hmm. Blimey. Smells like a Babylonian booze.

01:23:28Bedroom?

01:23:29What?

01:23:30Can't I put too much shit in?

01:23:31It's not like me at all.

01:23:33We'll soon see.

01:23:38Too much shit in.

01:23:40Now what?

01:23:41Counteraction.

01:23:42Yes.

01:23:43Cream, of course.

01:23:44Only glorious Devon cream can save the day.

01:23:48Glorious Dip.

01:23:49What an idea.

01:23:52An...

01:23:53International cake.

01:23:54Just the thing for a Mariners anniversary.

01:23:56And apart from that...

01:23:58A good turmoil of ingredients will give it flavouring.

01:24:00Yes.

01:24:02Flavouring.

01:24:03Ha ha.

01:24:04Right.

01:24:05We'll start with the gravy coconut from the South Sea.

01:24:08Nice.

01:24:09Very coconut.

01:24:10And then Bunmey duck.

01:24:11Only way from Bunmey...

01:24:13A little bit of Bunmey duck.

01:24:15Thank you very much.

01:24:16And chain it up.

01:24:17Sweat, honey.

01:24:18Tiny topsoil.

01:24:19And a little caliph...

01:24:20And a little caliph...

01:24:21And a little caliph...

01:24:22And a little caliph...

01:24:23And a little caliph...

01:24:24And a little caliph...

01:24:25And a little caliph...

01:24:26Yes.

01:24:27Last but not least...

01:24:28Reverse...

01:24:28Spagarty.

01:24:29No wonder.

01:24:30Yeah.

01:24:31Viva rvolce.

01:24:32Fatata mata.

01:24:33No wonder.

01:24:33They say Mr. Haynes attacks the pains.

01:24:38Who?

01:24:41Me.

01:24:42You?

01:24:43I.

01:24:43I can.

01:24:44Haynes.

01:24:45I'm thrilled.

01:24:48Oh.

01:24:49Haynes.

01:24:50I'm engaged.

01:24:51We're no need to ask how you're getting on, Mr. Haynes.

01:24:53Or him.

01:24:54Congratulations.

01:24:55Here.

01:24:56I hope you'll allow me to cook the cake for your wedding.

01:24:58Oh.

01:24:59What?

01:25:00It's got spaghetti in it.

01:25:01Oh.

01:25:02Chopped suey.

01:25:03Hey.

01:25:04Or bicarbonate of soda.

01:25:05And why not?

01:25:08My dear Wilfred.

01:25:09You don't mean that all that stuff is in the cake you're now baking.

01:25:13I repeat.

01:25:14Why not?

01:25:15Oh.

01:25:16It's incredible.

01:25:17It's inedible.

01:25:18Out of my kitchen.

01:25:19Do I tell you where to, Doctor?

01:25:20Do I tell you where to run the ship?

01:25:21No.

01:25:22Do I tell you where to run the ship?

01:25:23No.

01:25:23Do I tell you where to get engaged?

01:25:24Well, then, don't tell me how to cook.

01:25:26You wait.

01:25:27You'll eat it.

01:25:28Then you'll see.

01:25:28This is a historic moment for English cooking.

01:25:32England expects...

01:25:33this day every man to have a nibble.

01:25:38Sir.

01:25:39Sir.

01:25:40There's something going on in the bar.

01:25:41Sir.

01:25:42Sir.

01:25:43There's something going on in the bar.

01:25:43There usually is.

01:25:44Will you come at once, sir?

01:25:46What's the matter with you?

01:25:47If it's anything medical...

01:25:48I've got an entire staff of officers...

01:25:49Oh, do come quickly, sir.

01:25:50Please.

01:25:51This is something that only you...

01:25:52Oh, do come quickly, sir.

01:25:53Please.

01:25:54This is something that only you...

01:25:53can deal with, sir.

01:25:54What is it?

01:25:55Will you come with me, sir, please?

01:25:56Yes, sir.

01:25:57All right.

01:25:58All right.

01:25:59All right.

01:26:00All right.

01:26:01All right.

01:26:03All right.

01:26:04All right.

01:26:05All right.

01:26:06All right.

01:26:08All right.

01:26:09All right.

01:26:11All right.

01:26:12All right.

01:26:13All right.

01:26:14All right.

01:26:15All right.

01:26:16All right.

01:26:17All right.

01:26:18All right.

01:26:19Thank you, sir.

01:26:18All right.

01:26:19For the captain.

01:26:28And Aberdeen Angus, you clever boy.

01:26:33That's right, sir. I cabled Angus for the recipe.

01:26:35Initiative. Twelve days late, but...

01:26:38The cake, sir.

01:26:40How beautiful. Looks almost too good.

01:26:43It's much too good to eat, doesn't it?

01:26:45Oh, it's much too good to eat.

01:26:48Thank you, Angus.

01:26:49Thank you, Angus.

01:26:54It's great.

01:26:59It reminds me of everywhere I've ever been, including Port Sauvignon.

01:27:03It's great.

01:27:16Thank you, gentlemen.

01:27:18Thank you very much for this very gratifying party now you see

01:27:23You seem to like traveling with me and I certainly like traveling with you

01:27:28I'm afraid prunes I'm afraid that this

01:27:33This speech really isn't very much in response to your generosity but I've found

01:27:36Chops

01:27:38But there isn't anything else I can say except

01:27:42Thank you

01:27:43Thank you very much

01:27:44Bow's hand

01:27:45Bow's hand

01:27:46Bow's hand

01:27:47Bow's hand

01:27:48Smart sir

01:27:50Ladies and gentlemen

01:27:53Captain on behalf of all us happy wanderers

01:27:58And crikey I've done some happy wandering on this ship in me time

01:28:03Jolly good luck

01:28:05And may we all have the pleasure of sailing with you

01:28:08For many years to come

01:28:10My condolences sir

01:28:12What for?

01:28:13It appears you didn't get command of the transatlantic run

01:28:15I did but I don't want it

01:28:18Ladies and gentlemen

01:28:19Please

01:28:20Now I'm not

01:28:23I'm not very good at making speeches as you've already heard

01:28:25He hasn't

01:28:26But I

01:28:28I do know the difference between just ferrying passengers and running a cruise

01:28:31Now there's a good feeling about looking at

01:28:33After people who are out to enjoy themselves

01:28:35I mean after all when we're on a trip like this we're all in

01:28:38The same boat

01:28:39So what else can I do but

01:28:43Carry on cruising

01:28:44Any questions?

01:28:45Oh yes sir

01:28:46Will you marry me?

01:28:48Oh

01:28:49Oh no

01:28:50I don't mean

01:28:51I mean us

01:28:52Oh

01:28:53Yes

01:28:54Congratulations

01:28:55Thank you

01:28:56Congratulations

01:28:57Jonah

01:28:58Jump

01:28:58June

01:28:59Hey

01:29:00Doctor

01:29:03Doctor

01:29:05Doctor

01:29:07Doctor

01:29:08A doctor

01:29:09Doctor

01:29:10しかけ

01:29:11Doctor

01:29:12Doctor

01:29:13Enastics

01:29:14What is that?

01:29:15The captain's case

01:29:16Doctor

01:29:17Doctor

01:29:19Doctor

01:29:20Doctor

01:29:21Doctor

01:29:22Doctor

01:29:23Oh

01:29:25Doctor

01:29:26Doctor

01:29:27Doctor

01:29:27Doc

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