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00:00:00You
00:00:23That's a
00:00:25Infamous Donna
00:00:27Holy shit boss
00:00:28That's Donna?
00:00:30The one who killed the cartel boss at 20 and single handedly wiped off the Naples family at 24
00:00:36Wait
00:00:38Where are you going?
00:00:40I quit
00:00:42Got a score to settle back home
00:00:46They call me Donna, the best assassin
00:00:48But I'm also the King family heir
00:00:50My stepmother and her brat tortured me, stole my inheritance and dumped me in another country
00:00:56Time to return the favor
00:00:57Anything I can help you with?
00:01:05Her clothes
00:01:07That's all I need
00:01:09I'm sorry to hear about what happened to your mother
00:01:17I'd be happy to help you get your inheritance back
00:01:21If you marry my grandson
00:01:23Deal
00:01:25Fair warning
00:01:27My grandson is California's biggest trust fund baby
00:01:31So you want me to marry the city's hottest but most useless playboy?
00:01:47Can I hit him if he pisses me off?
00:01:49Can I hit him if he pisses me off?
00:01:53I heard the old man has a new bride for you
00:02:01Party's over bro
00:02:03Do you really think I'm gonna listen to the old man?
00:02:05Good luck with that
00:02:07Can I hit him if he pisses me off?
00:02:09Ha!
00:02:11I knew I picked the right girl
00:02:13As long as you don't kill him
00:02:15Or break anything permanently
00:02:17Have at it
00:02:19Don't worry
00:02:20He'll survive intact
00:02:21But I have one more condition
00:02:23I'm listening
00:02:25There's this clause in my mom's will
00:02:27Well
00:02:29I need to have a baby in order to get the inheritance
00:02:31Even better
00:02:41Sir, do you think the young master will really agree to this marriage?
00:02:44Leave that to me
00:02:49I can't believe I said yes to the old man
00:02:53Grandpa?
00:02:55Miles
00:02:57My darling grandson
00:02:59I just want to see you married before I go
00:03:03You're definitely not an actor
00:03:05Time to say goodbye to that Oscar, Grandpa
00:03:11Fine
00:03:13Fine, I will marry her tomorrow
00:03:15Okay?
00:03:17I need a doctor in here
00:03:21Say goodbye to that Oscar, eh?
00:03:23Take that Miles
00:03:25And this random ugly chick has the audacity to keep me awake?
00:03:29Who does she think she is?
00:03:31They should be like
00:03:32They should be in
00:03:35Cool
00:03:36I don't want to say goodbye
00:03:38Hi
00:03:39Dara Kane
00:03:40Damn
00:03:41She's cute
00:03:42K
00:03:43I guess your grandfather forgot to mention that you can't talk
00:03:45Hi, Dara Kane.
00:03:48Damn, she's cute.
00:03:51Okay, I guess your grandfather forgot to mention that you can't talk.
00:04:01Damn, sweet face, nasty temper.
00:04:06I like that.
00:04:08Yeah, okay, whatever.
00:04:09Are we getting married or not?
00:04:15I'm only a complete idiot, but I actually marry you.
00:04:30Okay.
00:04:34So I'll do this little charade for Grandpa.
00:04:37But I'm setting the ground rules here.
00:04:41Number one, you stay out of my personal life.
00:04:45Number two, in a year, you tell Grandpa that we didn't work out and we wanted a divorce.
00:04:49Number three, most important, you stay the hell away from me.
00:04:53No touching.
00:04:55No touching?
00:04:56That's what I said.
00:05:00Okay.
00:05:00Well, that's too bad.
00:05:04We're already married.
00:05:06What are you going to do if I don't follow your little rules?
00:05:13Well, if you are a curious sweetheart,
00:05:18you'll be my guest.
00:05:19I'm thinking, maybe, maybe we should have a kid.
00:05:32Get off.
00:05:34Peace.
00:05:35The so-called king of California fuckboys, huh?
00:05:45That's cute.
00:05:47Here's how this is going to work, though.
00:05:49Number one, you come home every night.
00:05:54And number two, I'm smoking.
00:05:56And number three, if I ever catch you with another woman,
00:06:03I'll make sure you never use that part of your body again.
00:06:10Clear?
00:06:11Well, it's okay.
00:06:13It's scary.
00:06:15But I guarantee you're going to be begging for a divorce within a month.
00:06:17And why's that?
00:06:19You want to bet?
00:06:20Watch out!
00:06:38Maybe he's not as bad as I thought.
00:06:42Get the fuck out of the way, asshole!
00:06:45Wait, that was her.
00:06:50Oh, for fuck's sake!
00:07:00Who is it now?
00:07:01Oh, you.
00:07:03You're supposed to be dead.
00:07:06Sorry to disappoint you.
00:07:13No!
00:07:15Your mom is dead, and dad is mine.
00:07:18Stay in your leg, you're a little freak.
00:07:24How dare you speak to us?
00:07:29Oh, what?
00:07:30You remember when you were a little kid and used to beg like a pathetic little...
00:07:33I remember all of it, Julia.
00:07:40I remember all of it, Julia.
00:07:42Like how you two weaseled your way in and stole my mother's company.
00:07:49I definitely remember this.
00:07:51Wow, Brooke.
00:07:53You two haven't changed a bit.
00:07:55Still just as reckless and cruel.
00:07:57You almost hit a baby back there.
00:07:59What are you doing?
00:08:00Okay, put that back down!
00:08:02I'm taking back what my mother left for me.
00:08:04All of it!
00:08:05What did she mean?
00:08:17Did she come back?
00:08:19What?
00:08:20To who?
00:08:21Tell me now!
00:08:23We can't let Bear get that inheritance!
00:08:25Sir, your wife is here.
00:08:35Whoa.
00:08:36Grab some paint and throw it on her.
00:08:39I already got one ready, sir.
00:08:43Actually, you know what?
00:08:44I'll do it myself.
00:08:45I'll do it myself.
00:08:45I'll do it myself.
00:08:47I'll do it myself.
00:08:49I'll do it myself.
00:08:51I'll do it myself.
00:08:53I'll do it myself.
00:08:54Do you feel awake yet?
00:09:02Are you ready for round two?
00:09:04This is a custom Italian piece.
00:09:07There's only one likeness in the world and you just...
00:09:10I don't care that we sign a contract.
00:09:15We don't own this place.
00:09:16I am the one in charge here.
00:09:21Right.
00:09:21Guy who's never worked a day in his life thinks he's in charge.
00:09:24You're grandpa needs an heir, genius.
00:09:28So move!
00:09:31It's time for you to fulfill your husbandly duties.
00:09:40You have good luck with that.
00:09:42Because I don't sleep with women.
00:09:44I don't love.
00:09:47Look at you, thinking you're in charge of our sex life.
00:09:50Adorable.
00:09:51But I'm the one who decides that, sweetie.
00:09:55Get your hands off me!
00:09:57What are you saying?
00:10:00I'm not having a kid with you.
00:10:03I'm never going to fall for you.
00:10:04Ever.
00:10:05Clock's ticking.
00:10:14I need to be pregnant with Miles' baby within a month if I want the full inheritance.
00:10:19It's midnight.
00:10:23Someone call Miles and tell him to come home.
00:10:26Now.
00:10:26Is she kidding?
00:10:28Mr. Bristol will literally kill us if we call him.
00:10:42I said call him.
00:10:44So who has the audacity to interrupt my party?
00:11:01Miles, you've got 30 minutes to go.
00:11:03Oh my god, I swear she's scarier when she smiles.
00:11:20I guess I'll come get you myself.
00:11:34Sir, Miss Farah just grabbed the dueling saber and went after Miles.
00:11:38Wait, seriously?
00:11:39Where?
00:11:40I gotta see this.
00:11:41Get the car, now!
00:11:44Dude, respect.
00:11:46You got balls, man.
00:11:47But aren't you worried your crazy wife is going to come hunt you down?
00:11:52Look, I don't hate women.
00:11:53But if she wants to start something, I make an exception.
00:11:59Hey, what if she actually likes you?
00:12:01You know, wants to jump your bones and all that.
00:12:04No, that's even better.
00:12:06Because no one can beat me in my own game.
00:12:11I'm calling it right now.
00:12:12One month tops.
00:12:14She's going to be crying, begging for a divorce.
00:12:17She's going to be crying.
00:12:37She's going to be crying.
00:12:39What?
00:12:39What?
00:12:41What?
00:12:42What the hell are you doing here?
00:12:49Nice to meet you all.
00:12:51Miles' wife.
00:12:53Thanks for keeping him entertained this late.
00:12:57Oh, yeah, no, totally.
00:12:59I mean, we were just...
00:13:03Hey!
00:13:06Look at you being all wifey.
00:13:10That looks heavy.
00:13:12Why don't you sit down, relax, have a drink with us?
00:13:29Miles, home.
00:13:31Now, we're going to bed.
00:13:33You're Simon, right?
00:13:44Mm-hmm.
00:13:45Listen, if Miles isn't home by midnight from now on,
00:13:50I'm coming for you.
00:13:53Absolutely, ma'am.
00:13:59No problem.
00:14:02I will make sure that he's at home on time.
00:14:05Dude, what the hell?
00:14:14You're such a coward.
00:14:17So, you think you can boss me around?
00:14:21Touch me again,
00:14:22and I guarantee you,
00:14:24you're not walking out of here tonight.
00:14:25You love gambling, right?
00:14:29Let's make a bet.
00:14:32What bet?
00:14:33Heard you're good with guns.
00:14:36Uh, okay, I gotta warn you,
00:14:38nobody in this city is dumb enough to challenge Miles and shoot her.
00:14:41All right, I'm in.
00:14:43What are the stakes?
00:14:45I lose.
00:14:46You can do whatever you want.
00:14:49You lose.
00:14:50You come home with me tonight.
00:14:53Boy,
00:14:53let's make this fun.
00:14:55Loser.
00:14:56Strips down.
00:14:58Runs ten laps around the shooting ranch.
00:15:02Even better.
00:15:04Guess I should know what I'm getting into before we sleep together.
00:15:07Deal.
00:15:16So, here's how this goes.
00:15:18Each of you get five shots.
00:15:20Best score.
00:15:21Wins.
00:15:22Look.
00:15:24If you back out now,
00:15:25I can pretend like this whole thing never happened.
00:15:31Wait.
00:15:32Her form is actually pretty legit.
00:15:34What the hell does this girl do for a living?
00:15:37Oh my god.
00:15:38How is that possible?
00:15:48Oh, wow.
00:15:50So, what gave you the confidence
00:15:52to challenge me?
00:15:53These models are shit.
00:15:55Nothing like what we used in the field,
00:15:57but the mechanics are similar.
00:15:59We just need to adjust the angle.
00:16:07Three...
00:16:08Eight rings?
00:16:10She went from total misses to eights?
00:16:12All right.
00:16:13Let's begin.
00:16:15I hate to break it to you,
00:16:16but luck
00:16:16doesn't last forever.
00:16:18It's called talent.
00:16:19If I can make sure my luck never runs, Al.
00:16:21All tens and...
00:16:33Holy shit, that's impossible.
00:16:49One more round.
00:16:54Best two out of three.
00:16:55You already lost.
00:16:56No.
00:16:57I said best two out of three.
00:17:00How is that a loss?
00:17:01What the hell?
00:17:11All tens again?
00:17:13Hold up.
00:17:14That's Miles' target.
00:17:18All misses.
00:17:19Guess I lost.
00:17:21Wait.
00:17:23You're serious?
00:17:24What the hell did you do?
00:17:25I lost.
00:17:27Bet's a bet.
00:17:41What are you idiots looking at?
00:17:44Turn around!
00:17:45Now!
00:17:46Now!
00:17:52Fine.
00:17:52You can strip them while you get home.
00:17:54Just for me.
00:17:55Sound good?
00:18:08Don't even think about it.
00:18:10I'm not letting you destroy another designer base.
00:18:12Easy, tiger.
00:18:21Taking off your clothes that fast makes you look cheap.
00:18:32Fuck!
00:18:34It's ridiculous.
00:18:36I can't believe she actually beat me.
00:18:38What is she?
00:18:40Some kind of hot psychopath?
00:18:42Aw.
00:18:44So you think I'm hot and talented?
00:18:46What are you doing in my room?
00:18:49Our room?
00:18:50We're married.
00:18:51Remember?
00:18:52Married couples share the same bed.
00:18:55That's how it works.
00:18:56Honey.
00:18:58Well.
00:18:59Look.
00:19:00I get that I'm loaded.
00:19:02And ridiculously good looking.
00:19:04But you have to keep your hands to yourself.
00:19:07Why should I?
00:19:08We're married.
00:19:10You know.
00:19:12You've already broken our rules twice.
00:19:15Don't tell me you're catching feelings for me.
00:19:21What if I am?
00:19:23Mr. Bristol.
00:19:27Tell me.
00:19:29Is your husband in your standards?
00:19:32Mrs. Bristol.
00:19:34Not bad.
00:19:34Look.
00:19:35I get you're totally obsessed with me.
00:19:41I'm going to have to disappoint you here.
00:19:49Actually, I'm not disappointed.
00:19:54Very impressed.
00:19:55Hey, that's totally inappropriate, okay?
00:20:01I will never, I will never sleep with a woman like you.
00:20:05Are you sure about that?
00:20:15Relax.
00:20:15I never force you to do anything.
00:20:18But, when you change your mind, you know where to find me.
00:20:24Turn off the light on your way out.
00:20:26Close the door.
00:20:32Wait, what the hell?
00:20:33Why am I following her orders like a puppy?
00:20:41Good morning, Mrs. Bristol.
00:20:43That's my girl.
00:20:44Well, I understand you actually got Miles back from the bar last night.
00:20:49Well done, my dear.
00:20:53You want revenge against your stepmother and stepsister, don't you?
00:21:02I acquired your mother's company.
00:21:05Consider it yours.
00:21:08Thank you, Grandpa.
00:21:09But, there's a problem.
00:21:13Your mother's will requires that you have a child before you can legally inherit.
00:21:21So, at today's board meeting, I'm naming you Acting CEO.
00:21:26You'll represent me until we can make it official.
00:21:30Don't worry.
00:21:31I'll manage to have a baby soon.
00:21:33This is just the beginning.
00:21:35Julia, Petra, I hope you're ready.
00:21:39Chairman Bristol called this emergency board meeting so long ago and he's not even here.
00:21:46This is unbelievable.
00:21:52What?
00:21:55They started letting trash walk in?
00:21:57You're absolutely right.
00:21:59Trash doesn't belong here.
00:22:01Which is why I came.
00:22:03To throw you both out.
00:22:06Which is why I came.
00:22:08To throw you both out.
00:22:09Nice try, sweetie.
00:22:13Your mother's dead.
00:22:15You have zero authority to fire us.
00:22:19I mean, exactly.
00:22:20The Bristol group just acquired this company.
00:22:23So, while we are going to get loaded, you're going to what?
00:22:26Beg for scraps.
00:22:28Oh, please.
00:22:28You want to kick us off, Vera?
00:22:34How adorable.
00:22:37Here's the deal.
00:22:38You get on your knees and apologize and maybe I'll feel generous.
00:22:43Let you clean the toilets around here.
00:22:46Victor, darling.
00:22:47Show her the paperwork.
00:22:48Mr. Bristol names.
00:22:52Vera Canis, acting CEO, effective immediately.
00:22:57What?
00:22:59That's impossible.
00:23:03Julia and Petra have embezzled over a million dollars.
00:23:07Legal will be pressing charges and seizing all of your shares.
00:23:10All those in favor, raise your hands.
00:23:14Anyone opposed can lead with them.
00:23:16Three, two, one.
00:23:20Oh, no.
00:23:23Your mother's will states that you need to be married and pregnant before you can inherit this company.
00:23:30Until then, you have no power to fire us.
00:23:33How convenient.
00:23:34I get married tomorrow.
00:23:35I'm sorry.
00:23:36Who's going to marry you?
00:23:38What, she went homeless man off the street?
00:23:41You really want to know?
00:23:42Why don't you come tomorrow and find out yourself?
00:23:45In the meantime, security, get them out of here.
00:23:48I'm not going anywhere, you little bitch.
00:23:53Look at who's on her knees.
00:23:55Ready to apologize?
00:23:56Mommy, mommy.
00:24:00Mom, stop.
00:24:01You are embarrassing us.
00:24:02No.
00:24:04This isn't over, Vera.
00:24:06You're going to pay for this.
00:24:08Julia, you mean.
00:24:15Dude, you really need to go home.
00:24:19Shut up.
00:24:20Seriously, man.
00:24:20Just go.
00:24:21I really don't want to see your psycho wife decapitate Simon.
00:24:24Not funny.
00:24:26Listen, now I'm still a bachelor.
00:24:28So I'm staying out until midnight.
00:24:31Yeah.
00:24:32Except it's 11.45.
00:24:33You got like 15 minutes.
00:24:35Shit.
00:24:39Why didn't you say anything earlier?
00:24:40I'm 159.
00:24:49She can't give me crap about being late.
00:25:01She's not talking.
00:25:02She's helping us in.
00:25:04It's horrible.
00:25:04Nope.
00:25:15Wake up, Miles.
00:25:17This woman is terrified.
00:25:18Fine.
00:25:35Hey.
00:25:37Hey.
00:25:38What the hell are you doing?
00:25:39It's me.
00:25:40Boss alarm.
00:25:41Just this oil rich boy.
00:25:44Sorry.
00:25:45I'm a blue flex.
00:25:53That's domestic violence.
00:25:55I can sue you, you know?
00:25:57Be my guest.
00:25:58There is no way I'm marrying you.
00:26:02This wedding is off.
00:26:08Hurry up.
00:26:10We're going to be late to the wedding.
00:26:11You're louder than a barnyard full of ducks.
00:26:14I'm sorry.
00:26:15You just call me a duck.
00:26:16You take that back.
00:26:17What's the hurry?
00:26:32I thought someone threw a tantrum last night about the wedding is off.
00:26:38Shut up.
00:26:41I'm glad you tell that crazy woman that I'm done with her.
00:26:45The wedding is...
00:26:45Off.
00:26:49Careful, Grandpa.
00:26:50I'm fucking spelt.
00:26:52Miles.
00:26:54Thank God, Vera is here.
00:26:57She's been taking such good care of me while you were gone.
00:27:01I just...
00:27:02I was...
00:27:04Cut.
00:27:05You two.
00:27:07Promise me you'll be nice to each other.
00:27:10Whatever.
00:27:11Just take care of yourself.
00:27:13Feel better.
00:27:14Okay, Grandpa?
00:27:15He bought it.
00:27:23Men are so easy.
00:27:27What are you, blushing or something?
00:27:30Shut up.
00:27:32Let's just go.
00:27:33I'm going to be late.
00:27:34I still can't believe Miles was still a sign to knock.
00:27:43He's the biggest train wreck in the family.
00:27:49Would you look at this place?
00:27:50How did that little tramp get all the money for this?
00:27:52Obviously sleeping with some old, disgusting, rich man.
00:27:59What else can she do?
00:27:59I'm a disgraceful.
00:28:01Daddy!
00:28:02She broke my leg.
00:28:04She kicked us out of the company and now she is embarrassing us with the sugar, Daddy.
00:28:08Ah, don't worry.
00:28:09If she doesn't apologize to you today, I'll make sure this wedding never happens.
00:28:15Shit.
00:28:17They're some of the biggest names in the city.
00:28:19Did Vera marry royalty or something?
00:28:22Oh.
00:28:22They didn't even put the bride and the groom's name up.
00:28:25I bet those little liars are playing games with us.
00:28:27But probably, if she got herself a sugar, Daddy, he isn't this rich.
00:28:31Damn, she's stunning.
00:28:50And she looks so young.
00:28:53Old age, aren't you going to greet your father?
00:28:57What's wrong?
00:28:58Too embarrassed to introduce your nasty old man to the family?
00:29:02You're disgraceful.
00:29:06Someone forget to take out the trash today.
00:29:10Oh.
00:29:11My.
00:29:12God!
00:29:13You just assaulted your own father.
00:29:15If your poor mother could see you now, she'd die of shame.
00:29:20One more word about my mother and I'll put you on the ground.
00:29:23Yeah.
00:29:27Vera?
00:29:28You already stole the company from us.
00:29:30Isn't that enough?
00:29:31But instead, you're going after some old, disgusting man.
00:29:35I could have given you money.
00:29:36If you needed money, I would have done that for you.
00:29:39You're making us all look like a laughing stone.
00:29:41You're making us all look like a laughing stone.
00:29:54You're making us all look like a laughing stone.
00:29:56Now.
00:29:56You're married for his crystal?
00:29:58Oh, sister.
00:30:01Sister, what happened to you in Mexico?
00:30:03Oh, why would you marry a man also enough to be a grandfather?
00:30:07And you stole the company! Is that enough money?
00:30:10I didn't stand you so do, Mr. Bristol!
00:30:15He's like 80!
00:30:16Oh, sister, you know I would have given you money if you needed it!
00:30:21Stop on this! You're coming home with me right now!
00:30:24I won't let you make the cane name a joke!
00:30:27I'm not letting you make the cane name a joke!
00:30:33Get your hands off, my wife!
00:30:41What? You're marrying the Bristol heir?!
00:30:47You know who exactly just called me an old, bald, sugar daddy?
00:30:53And who is talking shit about my grandfather?!
00:30:57Please forgive me! Please, Mr. Bristol!
00:31:03Okay, I didn't even mean it! You just have to forgive me!
00:31:07Girl, you really are stupid!
00:31:13You're apologizing to the wrong person!
00:31:15Sister, I'm sorry!
00:31:17Your family has shown nothing but disrespect to my wife!
00:31:21The Bristol Group is cutting all ties with you!
00:31:23Oh, and for everyone listening, if you keep doing business with them, then kindly get
00:31:27out of my wedding out of my wedding!
00:31:29Miles! My dear son-in-law!
00:31:33Don't you think you're taking this a bit far?!
00:31:35You're going to destroy my business!
00:31:37You're going to think you're going to think you're going to think you're going to
00:31:38destroy my business!
00:31:39I'm sorry!
00:31:40I'm sorry!
00:31:41I'm sorry!
00:31:42Your family has shown nothing but disrespect to my wife!
00:31:44The Bristol Group is cutting all ties with you!
00:31:46Oh, and for everyone listening, if you keep doing business with them, then kindly get
00:31:47out of my wedding!
00:31:48Miles!
00:31:49My dear son-in-law!
00:31:50Don't you think you're taking this a bit far?!
00:31:51You're going to destroy my business!
00:31:52You really think we're family?
00:31:53How about you call me son-in-law when your bank account has as many zeros as mine?
00:31:56Oh my god!
00:31:57They just pissed off Miles Bristol!
00:31:58They are so screwed!
00:31:59They are so screwed!
00:32:00There I can marry!
00:32:01I'm sorry!
00:32:02I'm sorry!
00:32:03I'm sorry!
00:32:04I'm sorry!
00:32:05I'm sorry!
00:32:06I'm sorry!
00:32:07I'm sorry!
00:32:08I'm sorry!
00:32:09I'm sorry!
00:32:10I'm sorry!
00:32:11I'm sorry!
00:32:12I'm sorry!
00:32:13I'm sorry!
00:32:14I'm sorry!
00:32:15I'm sorry!
00:32:16I'm sorry!
00:32:17I'm sorry!
00:32:18Mary!
00:32:19Whoever she was!
00:32:20That you're judging her when you look at yourselves!
00:32:25Broke!
00:32:26And ugly!
00:32:29That's enough!
00:32:30Oh!
00:32:31Oh my goodness!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33Oh my goodness!
00:32:34Help!
00:32:35Help!
00:32:36Help!
00:32:37Help!
00:32:38Miles!
00:32:39Just ignore them!
00:32:45Let's go!
00:32:47Wow, she's got guts. Nobody tries Miles with her.
00:32:50Right? Even if he was defending her. But still, you can't cut off Miles mid-rampage.
00:32:56Alright. Let's go.
00:33:04Did Miles Bristol just do what she's asked?
00:33:08What alternate universe are we in?
00:33:14Okay.
00:33:15What now?
00:33:17Well, so you're all grateful now? Since I obliterated your family?
00:33:25You've fallen for me, aren't you?
00:33:27Well, just a reminder, Mrs. Bristol, this wedding is just an arrangement.
00:33:32I hate to break your heart.
00:33:34Shut up.
00:33:35Get up!
00:33:37What the hell was that?
00:33:49You said I was grateful. That was just a thank you.
00:33:51No, no. You can't do that. That's literally assault.
00:33:54Keep it up.
00:33:56And maybe I'll kiss you again when we say our vows in front of everyone.
00:34:02What kind of woman does that?
00:34:04Maybe you'll find out tonight.
00:34:07I know it.
00:34:08You've been planning this. You want me.
00:34:10Forget it.
00:34:11I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.
00:34:14Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the wedding of Miles Bristol and Vera Kane.
00:34:20Let's get this show on the road, my dear husband.
00:34:29Damn.
00:34:30Only the Bristol's could pull together something like this.
00:34:33This wedding must have cost over a million.
00:34:36Why did she get to marry so well?
00:34:38Mommy, it's not fair.
00:34:40Easy, darling.
00:34:41This wedding's about to implode.
00:34:44I have fake photos of her in bed with another man.
00:34:48Miles is going to lose it when they go public.
00:34:52I'm going to ruin her, just like I did to her pathetic mother.
00:35:03Miles' life is gorgeous.
00:35:08We look perfect together.
00:35:14The car on mission is hot as hell.
00:35:16Weird.
00:35:17Why is my heart racing right now?
00:35:23Enjoy it while it lasts, bitch.
00:35:26This is about to be the worst day of your life.
00:35:29If anyone here has lawful reason why these two should not enter into marriage,
00:35:36please speak now or forever hold your peace.
00:35:40I object.
00:35:42She's causing a scene at Miles Bristol's wedding.
00:35:46That's suicide.
00:35:48I'm Vera's mother, and she's not the sweet, innocent girl you think she is.
00:35:52She's not the sweet, innocent girl you think she is.
00:35:56Wait, what's happening?
00:35:57What's happening?
00:35:58Oh, this wedding's about to get messy.
00:36:01What's your stepmother doing?
00:36:03Is she crazy?
00:36:04You've been cheating on your husband with another man.
00:36:06The Bristol family will never accept you.
00:36:09What the hell is this about?
00:36:16What are you doing?
00:36:18You're destroying my last shot at saving our business.
00:36:20Relax.
00:36:21You'll be fine.
00:36:23What are you saying?
00:36:24She's making shit up about me.
00:36:28Wait, you believe me?
00:36:30I do.
00:36:32Look, you're violent.
00:36:34And you don't respect personal boundaries.
00:36:38But you are a way better person than I am.
00:36:40Listen, you can slander my wife all you want, but I am hiring the most expensive lawyers in the States to make sure that you run in jail.
00:36:53You think I'd come here without proof?
00:36:57Everyone, please look at the screen.
00:37:01Wait, that's not the bride.
00:37:02It's her mom.
00:37:03Mommy?
00:37:04Why is it you want to scream?
00:37:05Damn.
00:37:06Stepmom's on news.
00:37:07What?
00:37:08That's me?
00:37:09No.
00:37:10How?
00:37:11What made you think that you could pull this crap at a Bristol wedding?
00:37:12You think I invited you yesterday without an insurance policy?
00:37:17AI video?
00:37:18It's much more convincing than photos, isn't it?
00:37:19Vera, you bitch!
00:37:20I'm gonna kill you!
00:37:23What? That's me? No! How?
00:37:26What made you think that you could pull this crap at a Bristol wedding?
00:37:30You think I invited you yesterday without an insurance policy?
00:37:34AI video? It's much more convincing than photos, isn't it?
00:37:37Bella! You bitch! I'm gonna kill you!
00:37:43What you're feeling right now? That's only 10% of what you did to my mother and I.
00:37:53How much more can you embarrass me today?
00:37:55No! Honey, this is fake! The bitch set me up!
00:37:58No! We're done! I'm divorcing you and you're leaving with nothing!
00:38:03No, Dad! Dad, please! Okay? Mommy would never cheat on you! Just don't do that!
00:38:08Both of you! Out of my sight!
00:38:14Get them out of here! Now!
00:38:16Right away, sir!
00:38:18No! No! No! No! No!
00:38:22No! I'm gonna kill you again!
00:38:24I'm gonna kill you again!
00:38:25I'm gonna kill you again!
00:38:26You're married Jack Tom!
00:38:27Oh, I'm not really Jack Tom! I'm better than-
00:38:38Mr. Bristol!
00:38:40I need you to find out what Vera went through.
00:38:42Living with the Cain family.
00:38:43Yes, sir.
00:38:48Wait, you don't believe me?
00:38:50I don't.
00:38:52Look, you're violent.
00:38:54And you don't respect personal boundaries.
00:38:57But you are a way better person than I am.
00:39:02Gotta admit, the spoiled trust fund baby's actually kinda hot when he's not being an idiot.
00:39:08Look, I'm sorry the wedding got interrupted today. If you're upset about it, we can always-
00:39:15Jesus Christ. She's hot. We do.
00:39:19What do you say?
00:39:20What do you say?
00:39:27What do you say?
00:39:33Stop trying to seduce me.
00:39:35I already told you it's not gonna work.
00:39:37We're married.
00:39:39Shouldn't you be in bed doing your job?
00:39:41Yeah, well you haven't exactly been fulfilling your wifely duties either.
00:39:45I just got out of the shower.
00:39:47I was waiting for you.
00:39:50By the way, thanks for defending me at the wedding today.
00:39:54No one's ever protected me like that before.
00:39:57Look, you have someone now.
00:40:00And I'm not gonna let anyone talk to you like that.
00:40:03You know you don't always have to be the strong one.
00:40:07Not while I'm here.
00:40:15Ew. Wipe your nose, that's gross.
00:40:18Oh, come on.
00:40:20Don't tell me you're shy.
00:40:23Is the legendary California Playboy Miles Bristol a virgin?
00:40:27Shut up.
00:40:33Yeah, no, you're terrible at this.
00:40:39I'm gonna dump you and find someone who actually knows what they're doing.
00:40:44What the hell?
00:40:48Thank God it was just a dream.
00:40:50Why am I dreaming about sleeping with her?
00:41:03Let's go see.
00:41:09Why am I dreaming about sleeping with her?
00:41:12I don't mind needing some hurry to go play VANESTA...
00:41:13You really?"
00:41:18I don't know.
00:41:20What?
00:41:21Lots of니다 comes this much,
00:41:24To bring room blue blue,
00:41:26empty room,
00:41:28and they look on thisс and it cleans for the dress because...
00:41:30It's cold.
00:41:31What?
00:41:32I'm your father.
00:41:33And you didn't even tell me you got married.
00:41:35You made me look like an idiot.
00:41:37I made you look like an idiot.
00:41:39You're the one who brought your side piece and her rat home the second mom died.
00:41:52Miles, he's still your father.
00:41:54You should take Vera to see him.
00:41:56That man doesn't deserve to be my father.
00:42:01He's ignored me my entire life.
00:42:03And what now?
00:42:04Now he wants to act like a caring dad.
00:42:06Please.
00:42:07It's pathetic.
00:42:09Daddy, please take me with you.
00:42:11Don't leave me with her.
00:42:13Please.
00:42:16It's a business trip, not a vacation.
00:42:19You'll just be in the way.
00:42:25Your father's right.
00:42:27You're dead weight.
00:42:28You should be on the ground with your mother.
00:42:30I'm stealing my son's inheritance.
00:42:35I know he let you down.
00:42:38But kid, people are always watching us.
00:42:42Sometimes you just gotta play the game.
00:42:45Even if it sucks.
00:42:47Tell you what.
00:42:48You take Vera to see him once.
00:42:51And the ski resort project is yours.
00:42:56We're talking billions of dollars in annual revenue.
00:43:03Deal.
00:43:04All right.
00:43:05I'm ready.
00:43:06Let's go.
00:43:07Look.
00:43:08It's not my dad you need to worry about.
00:43:09It's my stepmom.
00:43:10She's a stripper who married up and she knows how to play dirty.
00:43:11Just be careful.
00:43:12Okay?
00:43:13Please.
00:43:14Stripper or saint, they're all the same.
00:43:15One slap and she'll cry like everyone else.
00:43:17You know, meeting my parents isn't part of our contract.
00:43:18Why'd you come?
00:43:19We're married.
00:43:20Real or not, I'm not gonna let you go through that by yourself.
00:43:22And also, no one messes with my husband.
00:43:23Except me.
00:43:24Yeah, what am I even worried about?
00:43:25She eats people for breakfast.
00:43:26They're all the same.
00:43:27Really?
00:43:28You're gonna be careful.
00:43:29You're gonna be careful, okay?
00:43:30Please.
00:43:31Stripper or saint, they're all the same.
00:43:32One slap and she'll cry like everyone else.
00:43:34You know, meeting my parents isn't part of our contract.
00:43:35Why'd you come?
00:43:36We're married.
00:43:37Real or not, I'm not gonna let you go through that by yourself.
00:43:39And also, no one messes with my husband.
00:43:42Except me.
00:43:48Yeah, what am I even worried about?
00:43:50She eats people for breakfast.
00:43:51You're the ones who should be scared.
00:43:56Finally!
00:43:57You're here!
00:44:00You married someone this lot?
00:44:03How'd that idiot get so lucky?
00:44:05A girl like that wasted on him?
00:44:07It should've been mine.
00:44:09And you must be Vera.
00:44:12What if you have a girl?
00:44:13Sorry, I don't like being touched by people I don't know.
00:44:16Hey, show my mother some respect.
00:44:19Hey, you watch your mouth.
00:44:21It's my wife you're talking to.
00:44:22What the hell is going on in here?
00:44:28You two never give me any peace.
00:44:30Your brother's got problems.
00:44:32Why don't you just stay away from him?
00:44:34It's fine, honey.
00:44:36Miles just got married.
00:44:37He's probably overwhelmed.
00:44:39Playing mediator while throwing gas on the fire.
00:44:43Which is good.
00:44:44But I've got problems.
00:44:46Because that's what happens when man dies and dad leaves.
00:44:51You know what? Don't call me again unless someone is actually dead.
00:44:53Watch your mouth.
00:44:54I'm still your father and you're gonna show me some respect.
00:44:59Yeah.
00:45:01Go ahead.
00:45:02Hit me.
00:45:03I dare you.
00:45:04Who the hell is this girl?
00:45:08Her eyes are terrifying.
00:45:12Miles, your father's not getting any younger.
00:45:15Please, don't upset him.
00:45:17Jason, sweetie, apologize to your brother.
00:45:22Be the bigger man.
00:45:28Sorry, bro.
00:45:29Got a little intense back there.
00:45:31Get away from me!
00:45:33Oh my god, sweetie!
00:45:35Jeez!
00:45:37You know, you're such an asshole.
00:45:39It's hiding your brother right in front of me.
00:45:41Look, he's starting it.
00:45:42Can't you see?
00:45:43Or maybe you should donate those useless eyes to someone who can actually use them.
00:45:48Perfect.
00:45:50The more they hate each other, the easier it'll be for my son to inherit everything.
00:45:57Let's eat.
00:45:58I'm hungry.
00:45:59Or you could just call me and ask him.
00:46:00I said, let's eat.
00:46:09He actually listened to her.
00:46:11I've never been able to do that.
00:46:25Seriously?
00:46:27Did the chef quip or something?
00:46:29This steak is raw.
00:46:31Oh!
00:46:32I'm sorry, Vera.
00:46:34I mean, I could have sworn that someone told me that the cane daughter preferred her meat.
00:46:39Where?
00:46:41That's fine.
00:46:43The canes have two daughters.
00:46:44Maybe you're thinking of my sister.
00:46:46You know, the one whose leg I broke for being rude to me.
00:46:49Me?
00:46:50Oh.
00:46:51Really?
00:46:53Well, that's my mistake.
00:46:56Jason!
00:46:57Why don't you pour a pair of some wine?
00:46:59We'll get up to her.
00:47:00Give it up to her.
00:47:01That is it.
00:47:02I'm gonna kick your ass.
00:47:03Sorry, bro.
00:47:04I swear it was an accident.
00:47:06Seriously.
00:47:07You're alright, man?
00:47:08You're alright, brother?
00:47:09I'm sorry.
00:47:10You're alright?
00:47:11You're alright, man?
00:47:12See you?
00:47:13You're alright?
00:47:14You're alright.
00:47:15You're alright?
00:47:16that is it i'm gonna kick your ass sorry bro i swear it was an accident
00:47:27seriously you're all right with that i'm sure jason didn't mean it
00:47:40actually i forgot to mention i have a gift for all of you
00:47:44already made wait really what kind of gift yes she's totally giving me that hawaiian island
00:47:52grandpa gave i've been wanting that forever
00:47:54oh my god what are you doing
00:48:01honey do you see this they have been attacking us since they came here
00:48:10i'm not surprised just like miles violent rude no class whatsoever
00:48:18you're right my mom's dead my father's useless nobody taught me manners but what's miles's excuse
00:48:24oh right because as a father you might as well be
00:48:27this woman has manipulated everything
00:48:30miles is an aspie wouldn't hurt someone for no reason jason hurt miles and tried to pour wine on me
00:48:36you ignored it and if you aren't going to use your eyes maybe give them someone who will
00:48:41and you you run this house no chef would dare serve raw steak without your permission
00:48:47we're leaving
00:48:50we're done don't ever contact us again let's go
00:48:55don't ever come back you hear me
00:49:07was she telling the truth dad i it wasn't my idea mom said that we needed to teach him a lesson
00:49:16honey let me explain shut up
00:49:18pack your shit take your fucking son and get out of my house
00:49:25no i'm divorcing you and you're never going to see another sent from me
00:49:30no please oh william please
00:49:35you two disgust me
00:49:41dad wait let me explain
00:49:44as long as miles is alive jason will never inherit
00:49:48i need to get rid of him permanently
00:49:56i thought he was too cocky to care about anyone i guess family's his weak spot sorry for butting in
00:50:02back there but just so you know if anyone chose you like that again i'm still gonna step in
00:50:07okay thank you besides my grandpa no one has ever defended me like that
00:50:21go ahead we're celebrating no you are definitely going to use this as an excuse to hate me later
00:50:27what an idiot today was great i'm gonna call simon and we're throwing a party tonight
00:50:35seriously thank you for having my back you're my husband it's what i do
00:50:41what are you doing here
00:50:55what do you say america should be sleeping together
00:51:03wow somebody's impatient today aren't you supposed to be out celebrating with simon
00:51:08when will i change my mind
00:51:13wait i i should grab
00:51:22you really want a kid you want a kid
00:51:26is it because you like me sure let's go with that
00:51:28if you don't want to then fine i don't need to explain myself to you
00:51:47but every time you kiss me i can't catch my breath
00:51:58last chance to bail you sure about this more sure than i've ever been about anything good
00:52:06because if you try and leave this bed i'm tying you to it oh i am not going anywhere
00:52:17what's this grandpa a private jet i thought you could use it when you visit your island
00:52:23well you gotta stop buying me stuff i heard what happened at williams yesterday
00:52:29and i want to thank you for standing up for the kid something else happened too what uh just
00:52:37it was obvious that he didn't get along with his father's family at all that's partially on me
00:52:43i spent years chasing success and i ignored the kid when i finally woke up the damage was done
00:52:51natasha used to lock miles in the basement no food no drink
00:52:57once when william was gone for two weeks she just left him
00:53:03nearly killed him i couldn't prove it i couldn't protect him
00:53:10all i could do is take him away from you
00:53:14don't worry don't worry i won't let anyone hurt him again
00:53:23all right i'm sending you everything i found on vera's past
00:53:26jesus there's their daughter who tortured her like this
00:53:39she was just a kid
00:53:39this is brutal i can't appreciate this well you know vera doesn't really give off
00:53:48victim vibes now so dude she was by herself in mexico when she was a kid i mean of course she had
00:53:56tough enough to survive okay what what now look at you getting all defensive
00:54:03you totally like her oh shut up i'm just
00:54:07it's all being sympathetic okay yeah yeah sure it is
00:54:10it whatever i gotta go whoa it's not even eight there is traveling for business tomorrow you can make sure she's okay
00:54:23i'm checking in
00:54:29vera
00:54:33vincent it's been so long
00:54:35oh wait did you come here for my wedding look at my diamond vincent he spoils me oh he showed me
00:54:42the love letters you wrote to him in high school we had such a good laugh
00:54:47it looks like your leg healed up pretty fast wow there is nothing like that quiet girl i knew back
00:54:57then well since we're all here we should grab dinner tonight together so you think you can take my wife
00:55:05to dinner yeah i don't think so what are you doing here i don't want to play system you want to walk
00:55:12through but i guess i need to remind security what no trash allowed needs mr miles bristol i presume
00:55:19vince and aston it's a pleasure then how sweet please
00:55:25for me and my wife
00:55:27vera can we talk for all time's sake i'll meet you in the room
00:55:32oh myles you are being so chill i mean they are high school sweethearts after all doesn't that bother
00:55:45you well actually i'm more worried about you me and your fiancee they just did you for another
00:55:50woman and you were here talking about my wife sounds like someone is insecure about her relationship
00:55:58and i'm more worried about you with your family's connections you could have found me in five
00:56:15minutes if you cared cut the crap vincent farrah come back to me sure yeah miles family's loaded but
00:56:26so is mine i can give you everything that he can we're over vincent move on it's because miles
00:56:34that trust fund kid doesn't know the first thing about real love
00:56:38this has nothing to do with miles nothing to do with me i'm your husband do i really mean that little
00:56:44to you i'm saying no because i don't love you vincent i love miles he's my husband he's the most
00:56:53important person in my life wait is it because of julia i'll dump that crazy bitch today
00:57:01what did you just call me oh and you stop trying to steal my fiance
00:57:08you get your girl it's under control because next time something happens like this
00:57:23the accident name won't save you you're pathetic we're done
00:57:31no you can't dump me dream on
00:57:37when you're pregnant with your baby you're mine forever
00:57:45take this to room 703 mr astin tell him it's a complimentary gift for vip or whatever and if
00:57:58you keep your mouth shut you'll be very well compensated what's this
00:58:06good boy
00:58:10shit i think i'm actually in love with vera
00:58:14this has nothing to do with miles does she even care about me at all good evening mr bristol
00:58:20so that's for open up a fresh bowl from the cellar and take it up this one is mine
00:58:35miles how much did you drink yeah i'm burning
00:58:39there's powder residue at the bottom of this miles you were drugged
00:58:51oh all right come on now you have to leave i can control myself so all i can think about is you
00:58:59us you bet okay you're wasted what did you think i was just gonna leave you
00:59:07i'm trying really hard to be a gentleman right now look at you being all noble that's cute i didn't think
00:59:16you had it in you
00:59:27thank you
00:59:31why'd you drink so much i was scared
00:59:34you need to actually leave with vincent you sober now more sober than i've ever been
00:59:43okay so tell me why'd you come here it's not the curfew or the marriage agreement it's you
00:59:54wherever you are that's where i need to be i love you vera
01:00:04i like that answer
01:00:13thank you
01:00:15make it love fun make it love fun oh babe i have been waiting for you jesus put some clothes back on
01:00:25wait why are you sober what are you talking about
01:00:31sorry miss kane mr bristol took the drink
01:00:35actually this is even better vincent will see them sleeping together and give up on her for good
01:00:41oh my god there she has been drugged you have to go save her what
01:00:48jedi
01:00:49oh
01:01:02it's kind of uh
01:01:03they're not gonna marry a couple's door this late don't you think i can we help you
01:01:09Vera, I heard you're in danger, and I'm here to protect you.
01:01:14Relax.
01:01:16We've got protection covered, bro.
01:01:19You.
01:01:20Listen, me and my wife are kind of busy, so unless you want to stay and watch, I suggest you leave now.
01:01:28I'm sorry.
01:01:28Oh, babe, that was fair.
01:01:39I have been so worried.
01:01:41I just...
01:01:42Get off of me!
01:01:43What?
01:01:44You seriously don't still like her, do you?
01:01:46You drug this, didn't you?
01:01:50You drug this, didn't you?
01:01:56Wait.
01:01:56Julia paid off a silver to drug this drink.
01:02:01She's your fiancé.
01:02:02Handle it.
01:02:04No?
01:02:05No.
01:02:07No, I would never.
01:02:08I can explain.
01:02:09Now, listen carefully.
01:02:12The wedding is off, because I will never marry a woman like you.
01:02:19No!
01:02:20Vincent, you can't leave me!
01:02:22Holly, I'm left!
01:02:23So, about last night?
01:02:37You did all right.
01:02:38All right?
01:02:40Come on, I deserve better than all right.
01:02:41Vera, I want to do this for real, if that's something you want to.
01:02:47Look who's gotten all worked up.
01:02:50Come on, you don't mean to tell me that the great Miles Bristol has fallen in love with me.
01:02:55Obviously.
01:02:56God, I am completely obsessed with you.
01:03:00It's time to check out.
01:03:17God, you are torturing me.
01:03:18Oh my God, you're crazy.
01:03:25Whoa!
01:03:26Bro, what is this?
01:03:28You're sober at a bar?
01:03:31I'm planning a real proposal for Vera.
01:03:34Dude, are you serious?
01:03:38No, California's biggest fuckboy is in love.
01:03:41So, are you going to help me or no?
01:03:46Yeah.
01:03:47Sir, Ms. Vera went to inspect the new site location hours ago.
01:03:51She hasn't come back yet, and we can't reach her phone.
01:03:54Send me the address, now.
01:04:04You lured me here with a fake address.
01:04:06Least you could do is show yourselves.
01:04:11Holy shit.
01:04:24You did this by yourself?
01:04:26Are you a secret agent or something?
01:04:28Uh, I'll explain later.
01:04:29Just help me tie them up, okay?
01:04:30I need to figure out who did this.
01:04:32Save yourself the trouble.
01:04:34Someone paid top dollar for your heads.
01:04:36You ain't making it out.
01:04:40Impressive.
01:04:41These boys are Marino family soldiers.
01:04:44And you took out all three.
01:04:47Bravo.
01:04:50Get him.
01:04:56He actually protected you.
01:04:58Looks like your night just fell, princess.
01:05:02Nobody's here to save you now.
01:05:03No.
01:05:03You did this.
01:05:17You're insane.
01:05:19So does Dad know?
01:05:20You're trying to murder his son?
01:05:21Oh, honey.
01:05:23William's not gonna find you until you're already rotting.
01:05:27You're both dead tonight.
01:05:30I know you hate me.
01:05:33But Vera has nothing to do with this.
01:05:35So you let her go.
01:05:37I didn't want to kill her.
01:05:39This little bitch just keeps ruining my plans.
01:05:43You know what?
01:05:44I am feeling generous tonight.
01:05:48So here are your choices, sweetheart.
01:05:50You die here with him,
01:05:52or I let you go,
01:05:54and we split his inheritance 50-50.
01:05:57After I kill him.
01:06:01You're sick.
01:06:05Just go.
01:06:06Vera.
01:06:07Save yourself.
01:06:08You really want me to go?
01:06:10Yeah.
01:06:11You've suffered enough.
01:06:13If I'd have known
01:06:14what you went through back then,
01:06:16I would have protected you
01:06:18and loved you better from the start.
01:06:21And yeah, my dad sucks,
01:06:23but my grandpa loves me.
01:06:25And that's more than most people get.
01:06:27So go.
01:06:28And live for both of us now.
01:06:30Okay?
01:06:33Okay.
01:06:34I will.
01:06:35Did you hear that?
01:06:38She didn't even hesitate.
01:06:41Miles, face the truth.
01:06:44Nobody loves you.
01:06:47You're about to die alone.
01:06:50One more thing.
01:06:52Whoever you end up with next,
01:06:55just make sure he's not in the disaster.
01:06:58Okay?
01:06:58Because I'm not going to be there
01:07:00to clean up the mess.
01:07:02Before I go,
01:07:03I'm taking something with me.
01:07:06What could you possibly want from this dump?
01:07:11No, I'm not going to be there.
01:07:13I'm not going to be there.
01:07:15No, I'm not going to be there.
01:07:17How touching.
01:07:19A goodbye kiss.
01:07:22My guard dog.
01:07:23Can't go anywhere without her.
01:07:28Grab her!
01:07:30Now!
01:07:33What are you doing?
01:07:35i paid you i'm your fucking boss ah yes you've paid us very generously but the merino family
01:07:45doesn't work for money we're loyal to don ricardo and we bow to only one woman godmother
01:07:52looks like your night just fell princess nobody's here to save you now you said you're with the
01:08:04merino family did your boss ricardo ever tell you about someone named donna donna si ricardo had
01:08:12rats in the family she took care of them in one week alone don ricardo wanted to make her heir
01:08:19over marco his nephew but she said no but still the merino family call her la madrina the godmother
01:08:29this ring about it's donna's blade he said it cuts so clean the throat makes no sound
01:08:37you're you're the godmother a madrina godmother it's impossible you are nothing the kane family
01:08:51threw you away like trash you can't be those look you should have minded your own business
01:08:57miles is mine and you're gonna pay for what you did
01:09:01get off of me i paid you
01:09:17vera i am not giving up on us i can prove to you that i'm serious
01:09:28you are wasting your time no no no no please just you gotta give me one more chance
01:09:34die bitch
01:09:35oh that thing is finally dead
01:09:45call the cops get this psycho arrested
01:09:50take that man to a hospital
01:09:53hey so it's been six months since we got married
01:10:22time really flies
01:10:25there listen i've been thinking and there's something i really have to say to you
01:10:31wait before you say anything i have to tell you something first
01:10:33remember our marriage agreement expires today
01:10:38what's that supposed to mean
01:10:40it means it's time for a divorce
01:10:44dude just talk to vera you're being dramatic work it out
01:10:58no it's vera she wanna have a divorce
01:11:02what time is it
01:11:04what time is it i gotta get home she's gonna be mad at me
01:11:06okay all right come on buddy
01:11:10yeah there you go
01:11:12get up we're getting divorced today
01:11:21what
01:11:22screw that stupid contract i don't want a divorce
01:11:33look where we are right now
01:11:35look where we are right now
01:11:37wait this is where we got married
01:11:39we never actually finished the ceremony
01:11:41so you want to make it up to me now
01:11:45are you kidding me
01:11:47hell yes
01:11:49yeah
01:11:50oh wait
01:11:52what
01:11:53you're gonna be a dad
01:11:57you're okay
01:12:07i promise to love you
01:12:10honor you
01:12:12and cherish you
01:12:13from this day forward
01:12:16until death
01:12:17do us part
01:12:18ladies and gentlemen
01:12:20i give you mr and mrs bristol
01:12:23i have three rules
01:12:28you come home every night
01:12:30no smoking
01:12:32no other women
01:12:34think you can handle that mr bristol
01:12:36easy
01:12:37i have a rule too
01:12:40mrs bristol
01:12:41what's he doing
01:12:43you'll all love me
01:12:45the rest of your life
01:12:48deal
01:12:49i'm getting a great grandchild
01:13:00you
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