A Deal With The Hockey Captain
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00:00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:20I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
00:00:24I crushed since childhood.
00:00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:48I'm sorry.
00:00:52I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:58You just got pucked, Dora.
00:01:06But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
00:01:16It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:28Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
00:01:32We love you so much.
00:01:34I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:38Get with Leo, lose my big card.
00:01:48You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:58You idiot.
00:01:59You need to die a virgin.
00:02:01No.
00:02:02If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
00:02:06Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
00:02:11Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:02:14Dora.
00:02:15Can it wait?
00:02:16I'm just, I'm a little busy.
00:02:20Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:27I think we would make a great team.
00:02:30I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:37Oh my god, what did she just say?
00:02:38She's a virgin.
00:02:39LMAO.
00:02:40She's a virgin.
00:02:41LMAO.
00:02:42You know, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:43I think we would make a great team.
00:02:44I think we would make a great team.
00:02:45I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:48Oh my God!
00:02:49What did she just say?
00:02:50She's a virgin.
00:02:51LMAO.
00:02:52oh my god what did she just say she's a virgin lmao
00:03:01how sweet a pleading little virgin oh don't let me stop you dora
00:03:12what else do you have to say to leo
00:03:22pretty hey i didn't realize you were on the toilet
00:03:27it's funny something in the toilet made me think of you and then i heard your needy voice
00:03:33i can't believe you're still a virgin
00:03:38wait i totally can
00:03:43but i do love what you've done with your hair
00:03:46don't have a mustache
00:03:54i'll just i'll leave you guys go and this
00:04:01it's interesting
00:04:07women have a choice for they can be appealing or they can be you
00:04:12i like this cardigan
00:04:19so would my great great great grandmother
00:04:25leo's hot you're not leo's rich poor we're in your own repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into
00:04:34your greasy pillow
00:04:37lindy
00:04:38know your place nerd
00:04:41in the library looking your nose with the other mountains
00:04:51now you could just uh finish up with some tears for my followers
00:05:04what the hell i'm not expecting money from anyone especially this much
00:05:27is
00:05:41did your towel just fall
00:05:44why
00:05:45you want to sleep a peek
00:05:50oh come on it's not that bad
00:05:53i just told leo that i was in love with them but mindy was there
00:05:56so now the whole school's gonna know that i'm a virgin
00:05:59are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower
00:06:03come on i know you're in there virginia i can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner
00:06:18oh
00:06:22oh troy
00:06:25no virgins here
00:06:27but you already knew that right
00:06:30goodbye ex-boyfriend
00:06:32thank you
00:06:41thank you
00:06:43oh
00:06:45not so fast
00:06:46you are the ignorer
00:06:48i saved you
00:06:48now you won't
00:06:50big time
00:06:56no way guys like you only want one thing
00:07:00sometimes
00:07:01help passing math
00:07:05listen i've got a really weird tech situation and i know you're good with that kind of stuff but it's
00:07:10got to be kept real secret if you got a virus from the porn site that's your own problem
00:07:15no no some stranger's putting money into my account and i'm worried they're setting me up to
00:07:19make it look like i'm throwing games match fixing that also sounds super dodgy i'm not touching it
00:07:28wait
00:07:30what if we did a deal
00:07:33you help me and i help you get leo
00:07:37boom swinging for fifth base in no time
00:07:42it's a sexual reference for you once that's sex
00:07:46leo
00:07:49it's not just sex
00:07:52i love leo
00:07:54i've been waiting for him
00:07:55so do we have a deal
00:07:58okay but i need to clear something up
00:08:02fifth base i thought it was fourth
00:08:05you got some work to do
00:08:08you think i'm a joke
00:08:10it's called teasing door
00:08:13do you want leo
00:08:16so you teach me how to flirt and you know do things
00:08:25do you want me to teach her how to kiss the laugh
00:08:40i just want to know what leo will expect
00:08:41i'm not super familiar with this stuff
00:08:50all right
00:08:52maybe we should tackle it in order list it for me
00:08:56flirting fashion technique
00:08:58okay so you spend some time thinking about this
00:09:00all right flirting skills first and then boom
00:09:04hit the base
00:09:05sounds good just uh don't forget about fashion
00:09:09and we need a deadline
00:09:10how about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team
00:09:13you can make a big move there
00:09:15it's only two weeks away
00:09:17calm down you're not that hopeless
00:09:19we can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics
00:09:22okay sounds good
00:09:26my whole life is gonna change
00:09:29go team
00:09:31oh turkey
00:09:32gotcha
00:09:33dora just the person i wanted to see
00:09:44oh
00:09:44shit
00:09:46i wanted to say that i'm sorry about yesterday
00:09:50you did
00:09:51yeah i was just feeling really insecure because
00:09:56i really like leo
00:10:00i shouldn't have reacted that way
00:10:01yeah
00:10:04okay
00:10:05thanks
00:10:07did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight
00:10:09you should totally come
00:10:12all of us lost our b cards at the cake parties didn't we girls
00:10:17totally
00:10:31what the hell dora do you even live here it's so freaking neat
00:10:42i like things organized
00:10:47what are you doing
00:10:48checking to see if your underwear is color-coded
00:10:50you're probably a mass solution of the week on it
00:10:58my underwear is none of your business
00:11:02i mean it kind of is
00:11:05if you want my help landing leo
00:11:07can we please stop talking about my underwear
00:11:23just what are you doing
00:11:31what are you doing
00:11:34you have such incredible eyes dora
00:11:36i've never noticed how beautiful they are before
00:11:49they're just eyes
00:11:51i have two of them like everyone else
00:11:53come on dora i was flirting with you
00:11:58this is why i need help
00:12:03why couldn't i see what you were doing
00:12:05just be open to signals
00:12:07don't be dora the ignorer
00:12:11can't bore you
00:12:15why would you care
00:12:24because you have such beautiful eyes
00:12:28you're flirting again
00:12:36yeah you're supposed to say something flirty back
00:12:40something pretty packed
00:12:46i know i will practice on leo at the party tonight
00:12:50what do you think
00:12:50why not
00:12:52but just remember you've still got your training wheels on
00:12:56don't expect miracles
00:12:58we'll need to have another flirting lesson
00:13:13all right
00:13:15i'll grab us a drink just
00:13:19try to be cool
00:13:19dude
00:13:21what am i not cool
00:13:28oh my god there's leo
00:13:31you're worth a million of him but you have no idea
00:13:34yeah good luck
00:13:40oh my god
00:13:47hey
00:13:49i felt you staring at me from over there
00:13:56was i
00:14:00i'm sorry if i was weird yesterday
00:14:03you don't gotta say it
00:14:05i mean he's a bitch
00:14:06and you're awesome
00:14:08i am
00:14:10i know
00:14:11i'm sorry i don't need to interrupt
00:14:26this is cool
00:14:26cool cool
00:14:27cool
00:14:31sorry if i was being weird yesterday
00:14:35you don't gotta say it's cool
00:14:38okay
00:14:43yes she does
00:14:44doesn't she girls
00:14:45whatever it is
00:14:50and i think it is her vagina
00:14:53it's like a vagina
00:14:54and we try her
00:14:56we call it adora
00:14:58what the hell do you think you're doing
00:15:08i'm doing nothing
00:15:11she needs you
00:15:12because
00:15:14you're nothing
00:15:16oh i thought you were talking about how much lube you need
00:15:19she buys an inventi size tubes
00:15:23how cute
00:15:24but with how many guys you're seeing it's probably up to trenta right
00:15:27oh
00:15:34don't you dare laugh
00:15:37what's about me all of a sudden
00:15:46what are you seeing her
00:15:49dora the borer
00:15:52what does her bony body make your boner look bigger
00:15:57she's great
00:16:01it's as simple as that
00:16:05do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little
00:16:10needy virgin
00:16:12why does door being a virgin bother you so much
00:16:17i think it's kind of sweet
00:16:18this is just the start you sexless ironing board
00:16:31get ready for the plan i have specifically for you in five minutes
00:16:48come on
00:16:49come on i'll tell you something about it
00:16:56oh wait here i'll grab you some drinks and some snacks
00:17:09leo i have been in love with you for years
00:17:11i think we'd make a great team
00:17:13i've been saving myself for you and i want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month
00:17:22ouch that's a real chick in the lady nuts
00:17:26could you be penny or dustin
00:17:30i don't know can you nora
00:17:34ready okay
00:17:35take my virginity
00:18:01please stop
00:18:05Please let me go.
00:18:08Please let me go.
00:18:34Dan, where are you?
00:18:38I hope Leo doesn't see me like this.
00:18:44Please.
00:18:46Please let me go.
00:18:48Aw, honey, you wanna go?
00:18:50Please.
00:18:52You can go.
00:18:54We just wanna hear you say it.
00:18:56One more time.
00:18:58Say, take my virginity.
00:19:00Say it.
00:19:02Say it.
00:19:04Say it.
00:19:06Say it.
00:19:08Say it.
00:19:10Say it.
00:19:12That's enough!
00:19:14That's enough!
00:19:16And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
00:19:30I don't care what anyone says.
00:19:32When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
00:19:36You're wrong.
00:19:38I'll finish it.
00:19:40I'll finish it.
00:19:42I'll get you a tissue.
00:19:44I'll get you a tissue.
00:19:46I'll get you a tissue.
00:19:48I'm sorry.
00:19:50I'm usually a crier.
00:19:52I'm sorry.
00:19:54I'm usually a crier.
00:19:56I'm usually a crier.
00:19:58You can't let me get to you.
00:20:00Okay, you need to fight back.
00:20:02Like with a shark.
00:20:04I'm sorry.
00:20:06I'm usually a crier.
00:20:08You can't let me get to you.
00:20:10Okay, you need to fight back.
00:20:12Like with a shark.
00:20:13You just need to punch her in the nose.
00:20:14Why do you care if she bullies me?
00:20:16You remind me of my little sister.
00:20:18She a pitiful virgin loser too.
00:20:20I'm sorry.
00:20:22I'm sorry.
00:20:23I'm usually a crier.
00:20:24I'm usually a crier.
00:20:26You can't let me get to you.
00:20:28You need to fight back.
00:20:30Like with a shark.
00:20:31You just need to punch her in the nose.
00:20:33Why do you care if she bullies me?
00:20:35You remind me of my little sister.
00:20:37Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
00:20:42I mean she's eight.
00:20:44I really hope so.
00:20:46It reminds you of an eight year old?
00:20:50No.
00:20:52Stop crying.
00:20:55It's all gonna be okay.
00:20:59It's easy for you to say.
00:21:03You have to go to the hockey team.
00:21:06Everyone loves you.
00:21:10And I'm just Dora.
00:21:19I happen to think you're pretty great.
00:21:23And that should count for something since I'm apparently so amazing.
00:21:28I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
00:21:38I'm lying to you.
00:21:39I'm lying to you.
00:21:40I'm lying to you.
00:21:41I'm lying to you.
00:21:42I'm lying to you.
00:21:43And the worst part is, I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
00:21:45You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you, no matter what you do.
00:21:58I just have to change the way that he sees me, alright?
00:21:59I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
00:22:04Okay.
00:22:05Okay.
00:22:06We'll make it happen if that's what you really want.
00:22:08Let's do another flirty lesson.
00:22:09Now?
00:22:10It's not like we have another party to get to.
00:22:11Let's do another flirty lesson.
00:22:12Now?
00:22:13It's not like we have another party to get to.
00:22:14I just have to change the way that he sees me, alright?
00:22:15I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
00:22:20Okay.
00:22:24We'll make it happen if that's what you really want.
00:22:31Let's do another flirty lesson.
00:22:34Now?
00:22:35It's not like we have another party to get to.
00:22:40Great team.
00:22:50Let's pretend like we're on a date, okay?
00:22:55Show me some pointers.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:59So, flirting.
00:23:02You want to make lots of eye contact.
00:23:07And if you can, touch them.
00:23:10Your arm.
00:23:14Your hand.
00:23:20Your hand.
00:23:21Mm-hmm.
00:23:23Let's see how that would be like you.
00:23:27This is fake, but it feels real.
00:23:30And you should laugh at Leo's jokes if he makes any, which you probably won't.
00:23:37And then you should find something special about him to compliment him if you can think of anything else.
00:23:50You're a really good teacher.
00:23:51Hey Mike.
00:23:52You smell so good.
00:23:53What is that?
00:23:54It just makes me want to get close.
00:23:55It just makes me want to get close.
00:24:00I don't know.
00:24:03You're a really good teacher.
00:24:08Hey Mike.
00:24:09You smell so good.
00:24:14What is that?
00:24:15It just makes me want to get close.
00:24:19I was just trying to find a way
00:24:24Oh my god.
00:24:32This shit actually works.
00:24:41Congratulations.
00:24:42You just passed Flirting 101.
00:24:45You're better at this than you thought.
00:24:46I know.
00:24:47Wait, who knew I had it in me?
00:24:50Just curious.
00:24:52Why did you say that stuff about me?
00:24:55Well, you told me to find something special about the person I was flirty with.
00:25:01And you went with, I smell nice?
00:25:05What's wrong with that?
00:25:08How do you want to smell?
00:25:09A pair of sweaty old socks?
00:25:12Hockey players are tough, okay?
00:25:13We don't smell nice.
00:25:16Hey.
00:25:17Relax.
00:25:18Relax.
00:25:19You are still a beast on the ice.
00:25:20I will let your secret get out.
00:25:21Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
00:25:24I like it.
00:25:25Thanks.
00:25:26Thanks.
00:25:27Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
00:25:28Yeah.
00:25:29Like I asked?
00:25:30Yeah.
00:25:31It's around here somewhere.
00:25:32Oh my God.
00:25:33Fuck.
00:25:34Oh my God.
00:25:35Oh my God.
00:25:36Oh my God.
00:25:37Oh my God.
00:25:38Oh my God.
00:25:39Tora's helping Troy track the money?
00:25:40If she works out I sent it.
00:25:41They'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:25:42She's gonna fuck everything up.
00:25:43She's gonna fuck everything up.
00:25:44Oh my God.
00:25:45Oh my God.
00:25:46Tora's helping Troy track the money?
00:25:49If she works out I sent it.
00:25:50They'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:25:51She's gonna fuck everything up.
00:25:56I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:26:03I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:26:11Oh my God.
00:26:12I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:26:19Oh my God.
00:26:20Hey, we're on fire.
00:26:25What's up with you and Dora?
00:26:29What's it to you?
00:26:31She's an old friend. Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
00:26:35Yeah? Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
00:26:39Dora. Hardly. She's like our team mascot.
00:26:45Perfect. Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
00:26:55I wonder if Troy will like this.
00:27:01I don't care what Troy thinks. This is about Leo, stupid.
00:27:15Going somewhere geek girl?
00:27:21I've got a date with Troy.
00:27:25Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:27:35Where are you going? The library?
00:27:41I obviously did something to offend you.
00:27:43Everything about you offends me geek.
00:27:45The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
00:27:55I mean...
00:27:57Do you have any self-respect?
00:27:59Can I go?
00:28:01Not until I help you out a little.
00:28:03I mean...
00:28:05If you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
00:28:09And these have a definite gotta go.
00:28:13And this part again?
00:28:19So gross.
00:28:21Stop!
00:28:23And you gotta bait the hook with something.
00:28:25You gotta fight back.
00:28:39Like with a shark. You gotta punch her in the nose.
00:28:41So...
00:29:03Sorry I'm late.
00:29:05Yeah, you should be. It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
00:29:10I know.
00:29:12Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
00:29:23It's the butt.
00:29:26Butt like a 1T or a 2T.
00:29:35Yeah, just stick to fourth base then.
00:29:47Where's the crazy little bitch? That's her.
00:29:50Oh, Chris.
00:29:52What, you a Dora Miller?
00:29:54Dora Miller, you're under arrest.
00:29:56They're aggravating assault.
00:29:58Whoa, whoa, hang on a second. Can we just talk about this?
00:30:05This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
00:30:08No, she's the one who assaulted me. They opened my shirt and took pictures.
00:30:17I've seen you at the rink, yeah?
00:30:19Yeah, I don't miss a game. You guys are crushing it this year.
00:30:21Oh, thanks. Yeah, but you see Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
00:30:24She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
00:30:28Yeah?
00:30:29No.
00:30:30This is bullshit. This is not happening.
00:30:33Oh, really?
00:30:34Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear?
00:30:43That's what I thought.
00:30:45Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:30:47Nice to meet you.
00:30:52Hey, nice to meet you, too.
00:30:53See you in the next game?
00:30:54You will, go team.
00:31:03Lay hands on Dora again, and you'll be dealing with me.
00:31:06Got it?
00:31:20I can't believe you recognized him from the rink.
00:31:23No, I've never seen him before in my life.
00:31:26That was bullshit?
00:31:27It worked, didn't it?
00:31:29Unbelievable.
00:31:31You know what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face.
00:31:34I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
00:31:37I don't know what happened, okay?
00:31:38Just one moment she was monstering me and then the next my fist was just in her face.
00:31:45Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
00:32:04I'm calling the cops.
00:32:05Or you can stay with me tonight.
00:32:06I'll change my sheets.
00:32:07You can sleep in my bed tonight.
00:32:08I'll take the floor.
00:32:09I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
00:32:10He feels so good.
00:32:11I don't know.
00:32:12I don't know.
00:32:13I don't know.
00:32:14I don't know.
00:32:15I'm calling the cops.
00:32:16Or you can stay with me tonight.
00:32:17I'll change my sheets.
00:32:18You can sleep in my bed tonight.
00:32:19I'll take the floor.
00:32:20I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
00:32:34He feels so good.
00:32:35Oh no!
00:32:36Am I hot for Troy?
00:32:41Do you have something I could change into?
00:32:52Yeah, of course.
00:32:54Thanks.
00:32:55I'm so sorry, I did not realize.
00:33:16Relax, Doyle.
00:33:18You've seen worse in the locker rooms after I forgive you.
00:33:21Yeah, but that's, that's different.
00:33:24You can look now.
00:33:27You're still shirtless.
00:33:29That's how I sleep.
00:33:31But if you think you won't be able to control yourself.
00:33:34Dream on.
00:33:42What's the point?
00:33:43Come in.
00:33:45Babe.
00:33:54You can share the bed if you want.
00:34:15I trust you.
00:34:16A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:34:17You're true.
00:34:18Like I do.
00:34:19You're a gentleman.
00:34:20You're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
00:34:22Are you sure?
00:34:23I'm sure.
00:34:24We can put a pillow in between us.
00:34:25We might need a thicker joint.
00:34:26We might need a thicker joint.
00:34:30I think.
00:34:31I work.
00:34:32But, I don't think so.
00:34:33Maybe.
00:34:34We're too.
00:34:35And I'll do, I'm sure.
00:34:36You're a gentleman.
00:34:37Well, we'll go around saying stuff like that all along,
00:34:38I work to...
00:34:39I like to...
00:34:40Be a joke.
00:34:41And you're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
00:34:43Are you sure?
00:34:44We might need a thicker drawing.
00:35:14What happened to the pillow?
00:35:21Someone threw it on the floor.
00:35:23It wasn't me.
00:35:25Why would I do that?
00:35:27I don't know.
00:35:29Maybe because you want me to do this?
00:35:44I was going all my days just trying to find the way for me.
00:35:53Whoop!
00:35:55Whoa.
00:35:57Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:35:59You know Leo's the one I want.
00:36:02You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
00:36:06I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
00:36:09Right.
00:36:10Yeah.
00:36:11Sorry for freaking out.
00:36:13I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion.
00:36:18Since the dance is tomorrow night.
00:36:21Yeah, I actually need to call my cousins about that.
00:36:24Yeah.
00:36:25Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
00:36:30Okay.
00:36:32I have an American history exam I gotta get to, so I'm gonna...
00:36:36...
00:36:38...
00:36:39...
00:36:40...
00:36:41...
00:36:42...
00:36:43...
00:36:44...
00:36:46So, this curve Dora punched Mindy.
00:36:50It's unhinged, man.
00:36:52Trust me, dude.
00:36:54Mindy deserved it.
00:36:56You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
00:37:01Why are you so down on Dora?
00:37:03Isn't she your friend?
00:37:05Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up,
00:37:09and you need to be more focused.
00:37:11I'm focused.
00:37:13Okay, don't worry about me.
00:37:15It doesn't look it.
00:37:16When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming,
00:37:19you're running around with Dora all the time.
00:37:26Leo!
00:37:27Hey!
00:37:30I gotta wash this, get it back to you.
00:37:36Mindy trashed Dora's room, so she stayed here last night.
00:37:40Wow!
00:37:42Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:37:45Stop it! Stop it!
00:37:58Okay.
00:38:00Troy is just a friend.
00:38:05It's nice to know what you really think of me.
00:38:06I was just looking out for you.
00:38:07Troy's the biggest player on campus.
00:38:09You're a virgin.
00:38:12I just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:38:15Thanks, man.
00:38:20There's nothing happening between us.
00:38:23Don't say that more, do you?
00:38:25Thanks, buddy.
00:38:27Great chat.
00:38:29Go team.
00:38:30Excuse me.
00:38:31The boss wants an update.
00:38:44Hey, Big Mike.
00:38:45How's it hanging?
00:38:46Right.
00:38:47Nothing.
00:38:48So, everything's set to where we lose the big match, except Troy's trying to figure out where the money comes from.
00:39:02Then you'd better make sure.
00:39:03That does not happen.
00:39:04Hey.
00:39:05Just about to call you.
00:39:06So, I tracked the money to an offshore account, and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:39:07You got a name yet?
00:39:08Not yet.
00:39:09But I will.
00:39:10How'd your exam go?
00:39:11Aced it.
00:39:12As usual.
00:39:13Nerd.
00:39:14That's good.
00:39:15Now you can focus on this.
00:39:16Bernardo and Lydia.
00:39:17Bernardo and Lydia.
00:39:18Hey.
00:39:19Hey.
00:39:20Just about to call you.
00:39:21So, I tracked the money to an offshore account, and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:39:25You got a name yet?
00:39:26Not yet.
00:39:27But I will.
00:39:29How'd your exam go?
00:39:31Aced it.
00:39:32As usual.
00:39:34Nerd.
00:39:36That's good.
00:39:37Now you can focus on this.
00:39:43Bernardo and Lydia.
00:39:45My cousins.
00:39:46They're gonna do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
00:39:52Hi.
00:39:54You ready for this?
00:39:56I think so.
00:39:58She's ready.
00:40:00Then buckle up, girl.
00:40:01We're about to rock your world.
00:40:08I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here, but the car will pick you up at six.
00:40:14Be ready.
00:40:16You got me a car?
00:40:18Gotta make an entrance.
00:40:22Have fun.
00:40:23Hi.
00:40:24I have to get along with the house.
00:40:25This is my favorite part.
00:40:26Oh, no.
00:40:27Burn.
00:40:28Trash.
00:40:29Honey.
00:40:30Is this from middle school?
00:40:31I think that's it.
00:40:32We're not gonna do that again.
00:40:33The 2014 GAP sweater.
00:40:34Going.
00:40:35Cinderella's ready for the ball.
00:40:36I did it again.
00:40:37We did it.
00:40:38Oh, we.
00:40:40We did it.
00:40:41Oh, we.
00:40:43What if everyone laughs at me?
00:40:44What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:40:45Maybe I'd be better off done.
00:40:46Maybe I'd be better off done.
00:40:47What if everyone laughs at me?
00:40:48What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:40:49Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:40:51I wanna get too close, gonna get too close.
00:40:52Oh, no.
00:40:53What if everyone laughs at me?
00:40:54No.
00:40:55No.
00:40:56No.
00:40:57No.
00:40:58What if everyone laughs at me?
00:41:10What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:41:14Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:41:21Damn!
00:41:22Who's that hot body?
00:41:28Oh my god, is that virgin Dora?
00:41:50I caught this for you.
00:41:56Don't I gather to try hard?
00:41:59You look beautiful.
00:42:02I wonder what Leo is thinking.
00:42:04Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is thinking.
00:42:08Who's that incredibly hot chick?
00:42:17Could this get any sadder?
00:42:20I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:42:24She looks amazing.
00:42:29That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:42:34May I have this dance?
00:42:37Sorry in advance for your feet.
00:42:39I can handle it.
00:42:41Follow my lead.
00:42:43You got it.
00:42:47He's so strong.
00:42:49He feels so safe in his arms.
00:42:51And he really does smell good.
00:42:57What am I doing?
00:42:59I'm supposed to be here for Leo.
00:43:00I can't fall for Troy.
00:43:14You can't seriously want that.
00:43:16You could put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
00:43:19Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:43:23Shut up, Mindy.
00:43:27Can I cut her?
00:43:28Can I cut her?
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:38Don't be a dick.
00:43:41Can't believe you've been hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.
00:43:44It's just me.
00:43:46And then you've got all the makeup and hairspray.
00:43:49Still the same old Dora.
00:43:51Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:43:54I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:43:56I didn't realize you liked to have a night with me.
00:43:59Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much, it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:44:03Really?
00:44:04Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:44:11Yeah.
00:44:13Just go grab a burger or something?
00:44:16No.
00:44:18Like a proper dinner.
00:44:20Like it did.
00:44:25He's never gonna appreciate her the way I do.
00:44:28This is fucking killing me.
00:44:30I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this.
00:44:32Leo is someone I want.
00:44:37Leo just asked the nerd on a date.
00:44:40How do you know?
00:44:42I can read lips.
00:44:46I'd love to go on a date with you.
00:44:48Or something sexy because we're going fancy.
00:44:51Cool.
00:44:53Yeah, I'll try.
00:44:55Now she's got Leo and Troy after her.
00:44:58What is this, Opposites Day?
00:45:00What is going on?
00:45:01You look really pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:45:03Heaps hotter than Dora.
00:45:05Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.
00:45:12These could work.
00:45:14All you need is ten seconds.
00:45:21Perfect.
00:45:23And I won't ask you why you're carrying laxatives around.
00:45:26I'm gonna use the restroom?
00:45:31Cool.
00:45:32Ten seconds after drinking this spiked drink.
00:45:33Dora the Boor is getting though she's messed with the wrong.
00:45:38Dora, hi!
00:45:40Have you tried this drink?
00:45:41It's so good.
00:45:42That's okay, Mindy.
00:45:43Good.
00:45:44Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:45:45Do you want to be my friend?
00:45:46I want to take the drink and do it!
00:45:47I want to take the spiked drink.
00:45:48It's like a spiked drink.
00:45:49Or the Boor is getting though she's messed with the wrong...
00:45:51It's okay.
00:45:53I want to take the spiked drink.
00:45:54Dora!
00:45:55Hi!
00:45:56Have you tried this drink?
00:45:57It's so good!
00:45:59That's okay, Mindy. Good.
00:46:02Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:46:05Do you want to be my friend?
00:46:18Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:46:29How'd you know I was thirsty? Thanks, Mindy.
00:46:35Actually, the drink is for me.
00:46:39I dropped the red cherry in the spike drink.
00:46:45Cheers.
00:46:55Oh!
00:46:58Everyone!
00:47:00Could I have your attention over here, please?
00:47:03Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:47:09Dora the Borer is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:47:14Not with her mouth, but with her...
00:47:17Well, six.
00:47:19Five, four, six.
00:47:20Come on, a little closer. Trust me, you will not regret what you are about to witness.
00:47:24Three, two, one!
00:47:33Oh no.
00:47:35No, no, no, no. This is not happening.
00:47:37No.
00:47:38No.
00:47:39No.
00:47:44How do you do?
00:47:46Don't touch me!
00:47:48What's... what's going on?
00:47:52This is just a dream.
00:47:55Wake up.
00:47:56Oh my god!
00:48:00Yo, baby just shit her pants!
00:48:04Oh my god!
00:48:12That's right.
00:48:14Shut up!
00:48:16Put that down!
00:48:20Stop filming me!
00:48:22Thank you for saving me.
00:48:30How'd you know she was gonna do that?
00:48:32I was watching her.
00:48:34I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:48:38How'd things go with Leo?
00:48:42Great.
00:48:44We're going on a date.
00:48:46That's all thanks to you!
00:48:52Thanks guys, I appreciate you.
00:48:56I'll pay you back ASAP.
00:49:04That Dora, she knows how to party.
00:49:06Yeah, bullshit.
00:49:08And don't send her any dick pics.
00:49:10Too late.
00:49:12But hey, she sent them first.
00:49:14Look, I know you got a crush on her, but I saw her first, right?
00:49:18Dude.
00:49:20She's not a piece of property.
00:49:22She's a good person.
00:49:26Yeah, she's special.
00:49:28Yeah.
00:49:30So don't jerk her around.
00:49:32Look, dude.
00:49:34Don't tell me how to live my life, alright?
00:49:36Heads in the game.
00:49:38This is it.
00:49:40Talent Scouts. Contracts.
00:49:42Big money. Big future.
00:49:44I gotta go.
00:49:56Mr. Constantine.
00:49:58You said you'd fix this by today.
00:50:04I am.
00:50:05I'm fixing it.
00:50:06You can't even be seen here.
00:50:10Hey, what the fuck?
00:50:11Relax.
00:50:14You'll still be able to.
00:50:29Next time, you won't be able to play.
00:50:32And after that, game over.
00:50:44Hey.
00:50:49Right on time.
00:50:50So, should I go for more of a smokey eye or like a peach blossom?
00:50:56I know.
00:50:57Who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
00:50:59What?
00:51:01Just joking.
00:51:03No, but I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.
00:51:09Yeah.
00:51:10Yeah.
00:51:14Your big date with him.
00:51:17I don't know all that much, to be honest.
00:51:20Come on, you're the expert.
00:51:22You tell me.
00:51:23Just wing it, Dora.
00:51:24Okay?
00:51:25Everybody just wings it.
00:51:26Hold on.
00:51:27What's wrong with you?
00:51:28Wait, come on.
00:51:29I've got a buddy who's gonna hack the bank for you.
00:51:31Alright, so come on.
00:51:32Pay up.
00:51:33Wait, really?
00:51:34When am I gonna know who's dumbing all the money on me?
00:51:36Soon.
00:51:37If you keep your promises.
00:51:40Alright.
00:51:41Okay, fine.
00:51:42What do you need to know?
00:51:43Apart from the whole K-hole eyes thing or whatever.
00:51:46Well.
00:51:48Which underwear?
00:51:50Black?
00:51:51Or what?
00:51:53The black ones are a little bit see-through, see?
00:51:55Yeah, I can see.
00:51:56Yeah.
00:51:57You don't need to hand them to me.
00:51:58And you're handing them to me.
00:51:59Oh, shit.
00:52:00I'm getting hard.
00:52:01Dude, not in front of her.
00:52:02Fuck!
00:52:03Um, yeah, these feel too soft.
00:52:06You might not want to take them off.
00:52:09So, the other ones?
00:52:10Yeah.
00:52:11Yeah.
00:52:12Okay.
00:52:15Up until this point, my life has been sex negative.
00:52:18Kiss negative two.
00:52:20Actually, I've never kissed anyone.
00:52:23So, could you show me?
00:52:33All right.
00:52:34You asked for it.
00:52:35If I wanted to kiss you, the first thing I'd do is get you close.
00:52:48Maybe, offer you my jacket.
00:52:50And I'd use that as an excuse to keep you close.
00:52:56And I'd look into your eyes and I'd tilt your chin off.
00:53:13That way, you'd be ready for my kiss.
00:53:16Baby don't you wait on me
00:53:34That's what the tongue does
00:53:36Gross
00:53:38I don't know
00:53:40Do it again
00:53:46Look down
00:53:50Let's go
00:53:54Look down
00:53:56Why do you stop?
00:54:06Was it being weird?
00:54:08No
00:54:16Did I do something wrong?
00:54:22Please tell me
00:54:24Because you love Leo
00:54:26Not me
00:54:32You're cool
00:54:34Okay there's nothing else I can really tell you
00:54:36That's like the launch pad right there
00:54:38I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird
00:54:44Sorry
00:54:46I know that sounds needy
00:54:48I just
00:54:50Feel exposed
00:54:52Me too
00:54:54Sorry
00:54:56You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care
00:54:58And everyone else is a player
00:55:00They're the ones who are shit
00:55:02Not you
00:55:04I'm sorry Adore
00:55:06I got stuff to do
00:55:08I got stuff to do
00:55:13Tell me
00:55:14Why him?
00:55:15Why?
00:55:16Leo
00:55:17Really?
00:55:18I thought you were friends
00:55:20Yeah we're good on the ice together
00:55:22But he's only ever treated you like a gopher
00:55:28I mean growing up we always just said we'd get married
00:55:30His mom left him and his brothers and
00:55:36I just kind of wanted to save him
00:55:39So I guess that
00:55:41Kind of mixed in with crushing on him for 10 years
00:55:46So you know him better than I do
00:55:48Right?
00:55:49And you're just gonna hand him your v-card
00:55:54You know is how I imagine my future
00:55:56Why?
00:55:58Who did you listen to?
00:56:00Some good looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
00:56:02Yeah, hot bitchy chicks
00:56:04Okay but at least I knew where I was heading with them
00:56:06Okay I wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy
00:56:08With a complete dick head
00:56:10What?
00:56:12Hey you don't get to judge me
00:56:26Hey Troy
00:56:32Is this okay?
00:56:37Why if I blow it up his phone?
00:56:41He doesn't care what I look like
00:56:43This is all for Leo
00:56:48Seriously who cares?
00:56:50She'll work it out
00:56:51He'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on
00:56:53Lesson learned
00:56:56I feel left behind
00:56:58Fuck I hate that she's giving herself to him
00:57:00That narcissist will just hurt her
00:57:02Your love just makes me jealous
00:57:14How's your hand?
00:57:16I just heard a punch in the bag
00:57:18It's alright though I'm good
00:57:19Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation
00:57:22You've seen me play
00:57:23I have
00:57:25You know that's what I like about you
00:57:27What did you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:57:30How was I?
00:57:31I think it was great
00:57:32You know honestly I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year
00:57:37Right and next year's gonna be even bigger for me
00:57:39You know I'm looking like a first draft pick already
00:57:41Everybody's gonna be like
00:57:43Leo, Leo
00:57:45Yeah I'm really excited
00:57:46Why did I upset Troy?
00:57:48He's been so nice
00:57:51He's just asking me a question
00:57:53He's the one guy who gets my jokes
00:57:57I mean they should make a wine after me
00:58:00The Leo Constantine
00:58:02Oh, Leo's still talking about himself
00:58:05Everything's great
00:58:07And that's why we should fuck
00:58:09That's why we should fuck
00:58:11What?
00:58:14Leo, there's something I should tell you
00:58:16About us
00:58:22You were right
00:58:23I know
00:58:24So, your room or mine?
00:58:26No, we're better off as friends
00:58:30No, we should fuck
00:58:35Look, I actually think I have feelings for someone else
00:58:41Let me guess
00:58:43Troy?
00:58:45I haven't really talked with the other person yet so I can't really say
00:58:49It's cool, I know it's Troy
00:58:51Dora
00:58:55I'm really attracted to you
00:58:57And I don't know if you remember but as kids we used to joke around about getting married
00:59:01It just feels like there's something, you know, between you and I
00:59:08Why'd you just walk away with a hockey puck making me a face?
00:59:24Did I?
00:59:25Yeah
00:59:26I mean, maybe it's just because of the way we, you know, grew up
00:59:28You're one of us, like one of the boys, you know, and
00:59:32I don't know, it just felt like that made something special between us, right?
00:59:43This isn't gonna work
00:59:45Tora
00:59:47I'm the hottest guy on the team
00:59:51I'm really flattered
00:59:52I am
00:59:53You are the hottest
00:59:54But
00:59:56Maybe you'll find someone else
00:59:58This is gonna leave a scar
01:00:00When you can leave a bruise
01:00:04When you can leave a bruise
01:00:05Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
01:00:06Who?
01:00:07Really?
01:00:08Borer?
01:00:09Borer?
01:00:12Dora the Borer?
01:00:13She's on a date
01:00:15Who?
01:00:16Really?
01:00:19Borer?
01:00:28Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
01:00:30Who?
01:00:31Really?
01:00:32The borrower?
01:00:34Dora the borrower?
01:00:36She's on a date.
01:00:38With Leo.
01:00:40No way.
01:00:46Actually, I don't care.
01:00:48We're not exclusive.
01:00:50What about you?
01:00:52Are you upset that she's with him?
01:00:54Are you jealous?
01:00:56She's free to make her own choices.
01:01:00Well, I'm sorry if she hurt you.
01:01:04I am.
01:01:10Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
01:01:16Wow.
01:01:18Is that a bike seat in your speedo?
01:01:20Or are you just looking for a ride?
01:01:26You know.
01:01:28I could go for a ride now if you want.
01:01:32You know, for old time's sake.
01:01:36No thanks.
01:01:38But I...
01:01:40Maybe he'll be more into you.
01:01:42I can't wait to you.
01:01:44I can't wait to you.
01:01:45I can't wait to you.
01:01:46I don't know.
01:02:16Oh, yeah, that's definitely a bruise.
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