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00:00so how's the little one you can get dressed yeah but but all right
00:16these people on the wall is that on purpose what's that it just seems like everybody's
00:26got this awfully sad look in their eyes you know anyway have you received the hpv vaccine oh yeah
00:38yeah i got one that's your summer gave me two doses i've got one left
00:42yes i saw that in october 2024 so i'm waiting the six months
00:50sexual partners several technically i suppose i'm polyamorous do you use protection ah you bet
01:01i take that stuff seriously no condom that's a big no for me
01:05i did notice a few things on your cervix exam but i'm not sure has anyone ever brought it up to you
01:14before i mean dr sama saw something at first she said they could be cis and then she confirmed that
01:19they weren't have you had them tested yeah she did she um she said something about polyps i don't
01:24remember of course you'd know better though i'm sure it's no big deal right not if that's what your
01:30doctor told you but if you want we can take a look again of course those are pretty normal
01:36why are they normal well no it's just not unusual considering the type of lifestyle you've got
01:43luckily there's nothing too serious
01:45uh i use protection and i'm careful why would they be considered normal
01:49nothing's a hundred percent no matter how much protection you're using
01:54if you want to be fully protected from anything monogamy is your only choice
01:58huh that's the only choice i have
02:02so then how about you go get me something different huh do you have a son
02:07uh i do have a son but that's not i wasn't proposing something like that
02:13introduce us you've got to be careful you know okay but doctor i am careful tell me do you tell
02:18your son to be careful too put on your condom tights son don't sleep with just anyone or is it more
02:23like you go get him you big beautiful lion hmm you look upset what happened there's absolutely no
02:30reason for you to speak that way i'm talking hygiene that's really all i'm trying to do
02:34bullshit this is not about hygiene at all there has been a smirk on your face since the first moment
02:38i came in here do you think i haven't noticed it you're sitting there judging me is there something
02:43i should be ashamed of let's hear it do you get a little bit scared when you see a woman who fucks
02:47a lot huh afraid i'm contagious i wouldn't worry with your stupid gloves on could you please not
02:51shout this is a clinic okay well then don't make me shout i've been completely professional with you
02:58your prescription now please go downstairs and get your vaccine leave my office here's a little
03:02prescription for you too doctor you ready for this get plowed oh my god get plowed go wild
03:07it's the only way to get rid of all that anger and stress deep inside i bet you're dried up like
03:10a raisin down there that's what this is go get laid you guys listen you should get it on as much as
03:15you can do it with everyone you see if you can't find anybody to fuck come find me i'll give you a
03:20this town everyone should be fucking every day
03:23hey it's your lucky day
03:35why are you such a downer
03:41did you get burgers i did i got toast with sujic i know you like it
03:47yeah come on set up get over here i should tell you that we do have a small problem uh so mr
03:53refat our realtor you know him uh on my way over i sent him my porn videos
03:58what porn videos uh all right don't get mad please nothing we can do now remember wanted it i was
04:04trying to send it to that guy but then on accident he could have a heart attack and drop dead the guy's
04:09super old you should have erased it yeah i did for real i erased it immediately he must have already
04:15been on the lookout for it i mean i know are you in a lot of pain still i know a lot
04:21you can apologize to him if you want to though i'm not sure it's anything to apologize for
04:25did you get your shots yeah i got the ones i was able to there was another ordeal the doctor almost
04:32broke down in front of me oh yeah why oh it was just so sad the way this doctor was
04:38anyway it doesn't even matter
04:40and you guy tonight
04:43eh he's not bad i'm not doing much honestly he mostly wants to lick
04:47you don't have to go tonight
04:51he paid for the appointment yeah he paid he covered everything the man's eccentric but he's quite
04:59trustworthy and he's very wealthy too what do you want to do
05:03i don't fucking know what to do you better figure out what to do at least upload the photos
05:09too late and i took we spent an hour taking those pictures okay don't you criticize them either
05:14too fun
05:19what's this guy's name again
05:22who this guy was he english or was he american he was knighted he was a sir i remember mom loved him
05:34so much i don't remember what he was
05:37fucking go for it
05:49dig in here you go take mine
05:54i'm i mean i'm okay i'm i'm full i'm good with lemonade
06:01you don't remember
06:08huh i was talking about an actor english pretty famous handsome charismatic he went bald
06:15i said sean connery already but he wasn't english he was scottish
06:20well i'm not familiar i can't remember if i saw his face i might
06:25stop talking about all this other stuff right now i'm already nervous
06:29oh you're so right listen i'm sorry for bringing it up
06:31let's go
06:33oh did i check your lab results i don't remember
06:42you checked before you even shook my hand
06:44i get anxious when i shake someone's hand sorry about that
06:48please don't be upset
06:50don't worry i'm not upset that type of thing doesn't bother me but you go right to the pussy after shaking someone's hand huh
06:56that's why i wanted you to be tested it's super important to me that you're clean
06:59you seem like a really obsessive person
07:02oh yeah i am
07:03so what can you do
07:05i just put up with it i guess i may have to go see a specialist if it gets worse
07:09and your wife's a concern
07:11what
07:11are you worried about her
07:13for example i give you something that you pass to her
07:16could something like that happen
07:18no no i'm good i've got all my vaccines you can relax okay
07:22well i just want my wife's respect that's what this is
07:26what
07:27because i'm pretty sure she doesn't come when i use my mouth
07:30i feel like she's faking it
07:32oh really
07:33but actually that's a common problem
07:36the thing is men can't understand
07:39they don't
07:39they don't know the basics of how everything was designed
07:42it's normal
07:43but i want help with it so it's not normal
07:45oh like a workshop or something
07:47yeah
07:48yeah
07:48a workshop
07:49pretend
07:50you're my teacher i'm your student
07:51a teacher with fun homework
07:53how about that joke
07:54good one yeah it works
07:56it wasn't funny at all but you gotta laugh at this
07:58it was funny it's funny
07:58let's see
07:59if you go now pay attention and do what i say
08:01okay
08:01okay okay
08:02let's begin
08:03just your lips
08:04kiss that spot
08:04all you're doing is kissing right there
08:06little by little
08:10all right
08:12now get closer
08:13oh man
08:15you can't bite it like that
08:18yeah keep going
08:19at the tip of your tongue
08:21yeah
08:22circles
08:23oh go in circles
08:24goodness buddy you know what you're doing
08:26oh my god
08:26that's not bad
08:27i'm thinking you're free tonight
08:48right
08:49let's just say you're a fortunate man because my schedule freed up just now
08:54well how about that
08:56maybe we can have dinner at a nice place
08:58yeah
08:59what do you think are you frozen what are you doing try it on
09:08i can't believe you got me something like this
09:11you didn't have to do that thanks i'm gonna cry i can't believe you bought me this
09:15while i was there i did have a couple women try it on to make sure i got the one that was in your size
09:19you're awful
09:20anyway
09:23i wanted to tell you i'm sorry it's so last minute
09:26i'm really not that thrilled about going to this dinner but hospital management is asking me to go so
09:32i guess they're gonna be presenting an award to this old important doctor or something
09:37okay so there's gonna be some boring award speeches i'm assuming
09:41exactly
09:42i feel like if we go together i'd be happier
09:46and i thought it'd be nice to do something different
09:50oh
09:50something different what do you mean by that
09:53i mean different you know
09:55i thought we could try spending a whole evening together
09:57dinner
09:58conversation
10:00falling asleep watching a show
10:02that's quite different
10:04it is different
10:06go con
10:07that's what couples do
10:10okay sure
10:12we're a couple tonight you all right with that
10:15am i still on that list all the way at the top
10:21all the way at the top
10:24are you not taking your pain pills
10:51those things don't work on the soul too late
10:55you're all philosophical now
10:58so boring
11:00who beat you up this time
11:05hmm
11:07why do you care
11:09are you gonna beat them up for me
11:11of course i'll beat them up
11:13i'm tougher than any of you men
11:15i'd tear you up before you knew it
11:18stop you're gonna rip it
11:20what are you doing
11:21why was it expensive
11:23a little expensive
11:25rip it off then
11:26did you pick it out especially for tonight
11:29i did yeah
11:30yeah
11:31i feel sorry for you dude
11:48feel sorry for yourself too late
11:51tell me hmm
11:53what should i feel sorry for
11:54should i feel sorry for how young
11:56or how beautiful i am
11:57let's see how you look ten years from now
12:01if you still got it
12:03also i got money
12:04i can make it happen
12:06don't worry about any of this
12:08is the salon doing that well
12:11huh
12:12i mean you can go ask your sister if you want to
12:16we're designing a whole website
12:18we do photo shoots
12:20making money doing it
12:21we're making an honest living too fun
12:24whatever we're doing is nothing special
12:32don't be so excited
12:34okay it's done
12:44wait
12:45you can take it
12:46look at me
12:46and let go
12:47hey what happened stop
12:48oh i don't feel well
12:49i'm in bad shape too late
12:50there were ten of them girl
12:52really
12:53they punched me all over my face
12:55give me a kiss
12:57i hope it's throbbing
12:58oh it's throbbing
12:58don't worry
12:59give me a kiss
13:00don't have me kiss me
13:02kiss you too
13:04they popped me in the mouth hard
13:06and then got me really good at one point
13:08kiss me
13:09i want you and me
13:17do you really want it
13:25i want it so bad
13:27i want it so bad
13:57girl don't bite
13:58you're so dramatic
13:59what is that your new move
14:01are you a biter now
14:04yeah
14:05alright
14:06here
14:07bite this then
14:08what's this
14:10if you're so into biting
14:13what's it for
14:14open your mouth
14:15here
14:16bite it
14:17you make me so happy
14:27i adore you
14:30i adore you
14:31i adore you
14:34i adore you
14:38i adore you
14:44oh
14:45oh
14:47no
14:48don't
14:59don't
15:04I
15:09Are you feeling okay?
15:29Jasmine?
15:33Are you okay?
15:39For you, it's Yasmin.
16:10It's basically soda, man. I mean, seriously, what's the big deal?
16:15Don't drink it if you don't want it.
16:19Yeah, well, it's your fault I'm thirsty.
16:22Uh-uh. Be careful if you're going to start a fire.
16:25Ooh, light it up.
16:26Hey, will you dance with me?
16:36Is that what you want?
16:37Sure.
16:40Shall we?
16:40I've made up my mind.
17:06What do you mean?
17:07I'm going to say fuck this award ceremony in a few minutes.
17:11I'll go over and shake a couple hands before we leave. That should be good.
17:14Don't you think?
17:16Shall we go up to the room after that?
17:18Oh.
17:19What are we going to do in the room?
17:21I don't know. I'll read you a bedtime story.
17:24You're so silly. I'll just go be first.
17:26All right.
17:28Meet you in the lobby soon?
17:29All right, then.
17:30You're so silly.
18:00You're so silly.
18:02You're so silly.
18:07Mm-hmm.
18:37Get right over here.
18:49Yasmin.
19:01Wait, let me close the door.
19:03You're gonna fall down, you silly. Who, me?
19:05You.
19:07You saw that I'm king of the dance floor.
19:09Other people fall down, not me.
19:11Excuse me. What is our next activity then, Your Majesty?
19:14Do we collapse on the couch, chat a bit, then fall asleep with the TV, huh?
19:18Mm-hmm. That's it.
19:20You know it is.
19:22Turn on the TV over here right there.
19:24All right.
19:35I found porn, Gokhan. Come in here, hurry.
19:37They're just about to start.
19:38Just going for it right now.
19:39He's taking it off. It's a real hotel porn.
19:41Come on, hurry. Gokhan.
19:43Gokhan.
19:44Gokhan.
19:45Whoa.
19:46I found porn, Gokhan.
19:48Come in here, hurry.
19:49They're just about to start.
19:50Just going for it right now.
19:52He's taking it off.
19:53It's a real hotel porn.
19:54Come on, hurry. Gokhan.
19:56Gokhan.
19:57Oh.
20:26Oh.
20:27I found porn.
20:28As you know, with porn porn, there's a lot of movies.
20:31I've got it.
20:32Hi.
20:33Oh.
20:34I've got the name.
20:35I'm a kid.
20:37I'm young.
20:39I've been called porn porn porn.
20:40Oh.
20:41Oh.
20:42I tried it.
20:44He caught porn porn porn porn or was.
20:51He caught porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn porn.
20:53Oh.
22:54I've been watching you since you came in, and I've seen enough to know.
23:03And what if you were wrong?
23:06Then I'd apologize.
23:08You would have to forgive me, a lady who's my age.
23:11I see. Just don't push it too far.
23:17So am I wrong.
23:25Yildiz.
23:27Jasmine.
23:28And I assume that's not your real name.
23:30Guess you're familiar with this line of work, huh?
23:35Let's see.
23:37All right. I'm curious why a woman like yourself is down at the pool enjoying cucumber juice in the middle of the night.
23:43What's going on there?
23:44Is there another time I should drink it?
23:49No, you're doing it right.
23:51Because when I'm retired, I'll be enjoying myself the same way you're doing it now.
23:54I'd be on my vacation. I wouldn't worry what time it was.
23:57It's not a vacation for me. I live here.
24:00Hmm?
24:00Oh. Are you the owner of this place?
24:02Don't tell me you are.
24:04No. No, no.
24:05I've just been staying here a while, that's all.
24:10How does that work?
24:12I had a rich husband.
24:14He left me a lot of things.
24:16So I live in hotels.
24:18Oh.
24:21Look at this little treasure. You're adorable.
24:23Don't you get bored sometimes doing that?
24:25No. No, I'm used to it now.
24:27I don't have anyone else.
24:28I check in alone, and I'll leave alone.
24:33You never worked, I guess.
24:34Oh, I had a job. Of course I worked.
24:37Do you want to guess what I used to be?
24:41Are you serious?
24:42Is that really what you did?
24:44Tell me I'm wrong.
24:45That's insane.
24:47I've seen enough to know, dear.
24:50I used to be a special friend.
24:55That was the term they used.
24:57That was an escort.
24:59You know, back in those days.
25:00I was in very high demand.
25:02Worked all over the place.
25:03Istanbul, of course, but all over Europe as well.
25:07What a weird coincidence to meet my idol in the middle of the night.
25:10Oh, please. Oh, my God.
25:13No, I'm serious.
25:14I'm completely obsessed with the way things were.
25:17It just feels like back then it was more beautiful.
25:20And I feel like you guys used it all up, and there's nothing beautiful left anymore.
25:24Look, I think you're right, honestly.
25:26The business was much more secretive then.
25:30These rich men were gentlemen, not like these idiots.
25:34Celebrities had good manners.
25:35They used to send their bodyguards first.
25:38Back then, you wouldn't even know where you'd be taken or who you'd be with that night.
25:45Would they blindfold you? Things like that.
25:48Oh, yeah. Some did.
25:49A famous guy did one time. He was for...
25:52All right, come on. You're messing with me now, right?
25:55Blindfolded by a celebrity? You think I'm not even going to buy that.
25:58No, I'm not. James Bond. Those old movies?
26:01The original.
26:03You know who he is. Aged really well. Lost his hair.
26:06I was trying to remember him earlier. It's funny you bring him up.
26:08Sean Connery? My mother loved him. He was her idol.
26:11Uh, yeah, wasn't he the best?
26:14Everyone just slept like that.
26:15So you slept with him? Are you serious?
26:18He came here one time to shoot a little commercial.
26:21It was the early 90s, somewhere in there.
26:24We were introduced.
26:25He was an interesting man.
26:28He had me keep my eyes closed during intercourse to keep me from knowing who he was.
26:32And then, he must have liked me because he ended up telling me to open my eyes.
26:39We chatted a little, and he tipped me really well.
26:42And later on, we met again in Germany.
26:45This is so unreal. I can't believe it. I'm fascinated.
26:52Take this. A little gift for your mother.
26:54Here. That's his autograph.
27:04Oh, my God.
27:07Thank you. That is so sweet.
27:13Oh, Tufan.
27:18Tufan, I'm busy right now. What is it?
27:20Hey, where are you?
27:32What happened? Huh?
27:34What's going on? What happened? Huh?
27:36Did something happen?
27:40It was an accident.
27:43It's all right, see?
27:44You promised I didn't mean to.
27:48I don't understand.
27:51I swear to God, it wasn't on purpose.
27:55Tell me what happened. What are you saying?
27:57What wasn't on purpose?
27:58What?
27:58Yasmin, I'm in love with you.
28:14What?
28:14What?
28:14What?
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28:44Yasmin, come back!
28:58Ağlasam sesini duyar mısınız, duyar mısınız mısralarımda?
29:24Ağlasam sesini duyar mısınız, duyar mısınız mısralarımda?
29:35Dokunabilir misiniz gözyaşlarıma ellerinize?
29:43Dokunabilir misiniz gözyaşlarıma ellerinize?
29:49Bilmezdim şarkılarım bu kadar güzel, kelimelerinize kifayetsiz olduğunu.
30:01Bu derde düşmeden önce, bu derde düşmeden önce.
30:10Bu derde düşmeden önce.
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