00:00Oh, check that out.
00:07Uptight librarian on the outside,
00:09ready to rumble on the inside.
00:11Not my type, but you should go for it.
00:13Hi. I know I don't really know you,
00:16but you look like a very interesting person,
00:18so possibly sometime I might maybe buy you a cup of milk.
00:21No.
00:24Ooh. I must be a little nervous.
00:27That's okay. I got a closet full of them.
00:29Let me handle this one up.
00:31Let's take care of these.
00:32Okay.
00:38Different colored roses mean different things.
00:40Red ones mean passion or love.
00:42But don't worry.
00:43I'm not saying that I think you're telling me that you love me.
00:46Maybe someday.
00:47Or never.
00:48No pressure.
00:49Dude, what's wrong?
00:51My first impression of Jenny was accurate.
00:53What's this?
00:54She seems a little needy and jealous.
00:56Controlling the trifecta.
00:58Perfect.
00:59Sounds like a nutcase.
01:01Okay.
01:02Listen to me.
01:03Take her hand in your hand.
01:07You say, sweetheart,
01:08I think we just need to take a little time off from the relationship
01:11to re-examine where this is going.
01:13Are you breaking up with me?
01:14No.
01:15You are breaking up with me.
01:17Enough with me.
01:18You are so gonna regret this.
01:21Don't worry about that.
01:22They always say that.
01:25Oh, no.
01:26This summer, if you thought breaking up was hard.
01:30You rat.
01:31I got your back.
01:32Try breaking up with a superhero.
01:35No!
01:36Don't let go.
01:37Where's my car?
01:39You are headed for some serious trouble.
01:42Yeah.
01:43I hear you, homegirl.
01:44I got it.
01:45What did you just call me?
01:46Uma Thurman.
01:47Uma Thurman.
01:51What do you call 911?
01:52What?
01:53That was close.
01:54Luke Wilson.
02:01You gotta laugh to keep from crying, right?
02:03My super ex-girlfriend.
02:05Deep down, I had a feeling that you'd realize your mistake
02:08and come back to me.
02:10That's why I didn't kill you.
02:12I'm not the same.
02:13Ha-ha.
02:14She tried to get sick crazy...
02:17I grow in my field.
02:24And I'm notesus.
02:25I am not the same.
02:27I am what I am.
02:29Yes, my love is me, not the same way, not the same way.
02:31I don't miss any reason.
02:33I'm not the same.
02:34You're not the same.
02:35I am the same.
02:36I'm not the same.
02:38But I got you.
02:39I am the same.
02:40This is my love.
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