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00:00Today my daughter Salish gets a five-star VIP Disneyland adventure.
00:05Let's go with the frog legs. Frog legs? And at the end, she attempts to hide from
00:10security. Where'd they go? And stay overnight. My dad has no idea where we are, which is great.
00:16I'm with my friend Maddox and today we need to have a five-star Disneyland VIP
00:20experience. Let's go. I get the one-star Disneyland experience. Right now we're at
00:25Guardians of the Galaxy and we're about to go on the ride. Oh my gosh, the normal
00:29time to wait is an hour, but thankfully we have the VIP pack. V.I.P. I'm not a
00:35big fan of heights. The review is this is an amazing ride. I won't give any
00:38spoilers. You will experience a truly thrilling ride. I can tell it's gonna be
00:43an immaculate ride. While Salish and Maddox are having a VIP five-star
00:49experience, I have to do all the one-star attractions at Disneyland, starting with
00:53the Incredicoaster. I'm scared. I don't like being scared. I'm trying to like play it
00:59off because I'm not supposed to be scared.
01:00Oh my god. Stop, buddy.
01:04It's not funny. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
01:12No, no, no, no. Oh my god. Oh my god.
01:16After waiting in line forever on a super hot day, the ride broke down. Doesn't look
01:21like there's a line today, so let's try it out. How do I get on? There's no line, which is sick.
01:25Usually there's always a line. We are unfortunately not calling for the rest of the night.
01:29You're down for the rest of the night? Yeah.
01:31Oh. So that review is true. Apparently, Incredicoaster is often down, so if you come
01:36all the way to Disneyland just for Incredicoaster, you might want to check.
01:39Oh my god.
01:40No, it's not. Oh, my little face is numb. You just got me saying, oh my god, for three
01:45minutes straight. Rose says, the merry-go-round is super boring. Let's find out.
01:50Woo-ha. Let's go. Oh, we're going up. You guys having fun? Same. That's it? Rose, you're
01:59right. One star because it lasted for like 12 seconds. Here, I think like a five, maybe.
02:04What? I've never been more scared of anything in my entire life. That was like a 9.7 or something.
02:09Actually, I had a good time, even though I was scared. I don't think that was a very good
02:12warm-up ride for you, though. No, I was not ready for that. To make this a dream, five-star
02:17VIP experience. We're accompanied by our wonderful concierge, Mr. Justin. He's going
02:21to be like our guide. Let's have fun. Boom.
02:24So Harper flew all the way from Texas to LA for one day just so she could go to the five-star
02:28VIP experience with Maddox and Salish, and then she got off the plane and she was super
02:32sick, so now she's in some random motel trying to feel better so she can join them later.
02:36How are you feeling, honey? Not good, but I really want to go. I'm sorry, Harper. That
02:42sucks. Alex says, emotional whirlwind made me puke. One star. Sandy, do we have to do
02:49this? It's one star. You got to do it.
02:51Oh, we got to do them all. We got sadness. Yeah, that's about how I feel right now. Did
02:56you just do the ride? Yeah.
02:58Did you puke? They saw the puke in the line.
03:00She just said they saw puke in the line. I hate this kind of thing. Spinning, I hate
03:04it. I just called Harper and she said she's doing a little bit better. We picked her up from
03:07the airport and we were coming straight here. She was feeling really sick, so then we just dropped
03:11you off in the hotel room. Maybe we should FaceTime her. Hey. Hey, what's up? How are
03:15you doing? I'm honestly feeling a lot better. Let's go. That's great. I can't wait. I hope
03:20you feel good. No, I can't wait to hug you and see you again because, you know, I'm so very
03:24excited from you. Yeah. We should go to, like, all the spots, look at it, like, all the gifts
03:28and stuff and try to pick out the perfect gift for Harper. Yeah, that's a great idea. I mean,
03:32I know her, like, a lot better than you, so, like, I'm gonna be... No, you don't, bro. Yes,
03:35I do. Me and her, we're like this. No, no, no. We're like besties. Like, we're twins. Cap, bro. I've known her for, like, more than a year.
03:41I swear I know her more than you. I swear I know her more than you. Check on her. Check on her. Okay. Check on her. We'll figure it out later. Who knows?
03:46All right, let's go. Do you have a barf bag? Why do you have these if people don't puke?
03:50What's your favorite Disney movie? I don't really have one. What? I don't really watch Disney movies. Bro, what is she doing here?
03:56I'm here because I watch Disney movies. Are you sure you're not here because you wanted to see Harper?
04:00That's a questionable question, and I will not be answering that.
04:03Can I just find this one? Okay, I... Enjoy your jolly fun new time.
04:09I told the guy that I needed to come warm up by the fire so I could talk to you, okay?
04:14Okay. Okay, it's over. I didn't puke, so I got to give it two stars, but I did not enjoy that. I don't do spins.
04:22How about we just stay here overnight and we stay on a roller coaster, like all night?
04:26But I only want to stay overnight if we could all enjoy it together with Harper.
04:30Yeah, of course. All right.
04:31It sounds cool in theory, but how are we going to, like, get past the security?
04:35We just run.
04:36I'm pretty confident about it.
04:37You're confident? I'm confident.
04:39I really hope Harper comes, bro.
04:40Yeah, for sure. I feel so bad.
04:41I hope she feels better.
04:42Yeah, for sure.
04:43I think we can do it.
04:45Jasmine says jumping jellyfish is the worst ride at Disneyland.
04:49One star. Let's see.
04:50Whoa!
04:52Whoa, this is actually really high.
04:54We're here at the Radiator Springs Racer. It's like a really cool ride.
04:58Cars is my favorite movie.
04:59It seems a little more chill for you because you couldn't handle that last ride.
05:03I can handle it. It was just not something I see myself doing every day.
05:06Without our special pass, it's 55 minutes.
05:08I know. It's crazy.
05:10And we're probably never going to be able to do this again.
05:12We just get to skip right on through. It's sick.
05:13This is awesome.
05:14My dad's probably still waiting in line, so...
05:17Yeah.
05:17Sorry, Dad.
05:18I don't even know what he's doing.
05:19He's probably embarrassing himself in public.
05:21Oh!
05:22Oh!
05:24That's it?
05:24Are you guys okay? Are you scared?
05:26No.
05:26There's no drop, so I'm going two stars.
05:28Obviously, being at Disneyland is reminding me of Nadal.
05:31I'll bet it's reminding Salish of Nadal as well.
05:33And Nadal, dude, if you're watching, please hop on a plane.
05:36Come to L.A.
05:37Let's hang out again. We miss you.
05:39This is obviously the top rides, if not the best ride at California Adventure.
05:43This is going to be fun.
05:44Hopefully, I like this one better.
05:46Yeah, hopefully it's not too scary for you.
05:47Not in that problem.
05:48When Harper comes, you might want to be a little more chill, you know?
05:51Get this out of my face. Come on.
05:52My early take, even the one-star Disneyland experience is still kind of awesome
05:56because just Disneyland is awesome, so I'm having fun.
05:59I wonder how the kids are doing.
06:00This is the ride for the ride, and we don't even have a ride, so we're so lucky.
06:04I'm just excited.
06:05Fear level zero, excitement level 10.
06:07We all know you're scared. It's okay.
06:09Definitely not true at all.
06:10Yeah, and I'm scared. The second it starts.
06:17Antoine says, the security guards never smile.
06:20Let's see if we can change that. I'm doing dad jokes.
06:23What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
06:37He's really scared, but it's okay.
06:38I'm not scared.
06:39No, no, it's okay. I totally understand.
06:41I might be scared once it gets going fast, but right now, I'm just chilling.
06:45I'm having a good time.
06:45How do you make a tissue dance?
06:47Put a little boogie in it.
06:50No smiles?
06:51One more.
06:52Where do pirates buy hooks?
06:54The second-hand store.
06:56Are we going to get wet?
06:58Oh, my goodness.
07:00Okay, wait. It's looking pretty slow so far.
07:02Have you ever watched Cars?
07:04No.
07:04What?
07:05I did when I was little, I think.
07:06Does this do it?
07:07I got another one for you.
07:09Oh, yeah, what?
07:10Let's hear it.
07:11What do you get when you mix copper and tilium?
07:14What?
07:15You are QT.
07:18Good try. We tried.
07:20Okay, but there was a smile.
07:22Security guards didn't smile at my jokes, but he smiled at his own joke.
07:25So, I think that's wrong.
07:27Five stars.
07:27I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
07:28Hey, they're my homies.
07:32Whoa, whoa, shoot.
07:34Look.
07:36It's Mater.
07:37Whoa.
07:38Oh, my God.
07:39It's nighttime in here.
07:40Oh, this is cool.
07:41Uh-oh.
07:42My hair is going nuts.
07:43Yeah, same.
07:44This is so sick.
07:45I feel like I'm in the movie.
07:46Lightning.
07:47What's up, home skillet?
07:48Whoa.
07:50Nice.
07:50That's cool.
07:51We're done.
07:53Team Jordan.
07:55Totally didn't put them up to that.
07:56I'm feeling a new groundswell of Team Jordan support out there.
07:59Everybody comment below.
08:00Team Jordan, right?
08:04That was five.
08:05That was sick.
08:06Oh, there we are.
08:07Look at your hair.
08:08My hair.
08:10Candy corn toss is rigged because the candy corns are too light, so you can't throw it through
08:15the target.
08:15Let's find out.
08:16I'm hungry, so we're going to go find food.
08:18Same.
08:18I look to just want my chips because I'm not a big fan of the Disneyland food.
08:21I'm starving.
08:22I have eaten today.
08:23What do you want?
08:23But I'm just hungry all the time.
08:24How do you feel about a steak?
08:25I don't want to have a steak.
08:26I'm absolutely not.
08:27Ew.
08:27I hate me.
08:28What is she talking about, bro?
08:29Meat is nasty, bro.
08:30So you're an actual vegetarian?
08:32Yeah.
08:32I'd love for you to give me a run.
08:33First of all, apparently you can live longer.
08:36So you could live two years longer or something with Harper, you know?
08:41I'm kidding.
08:41I'm kidding.
08:42I'm kidding.
08:42These are a little light.
08:43Very hard to throw.
08:44I'll be honest.
08:45I'm not bragging, but I used to play college baseball, so I should be able to do this.
08:48Watch me cook.
08:49Unless it's fixed.
08:50One and done.
08:56This is not rigged.
08:57Say, like, you had to drink pickled lemonade to save wonderful me.
09:01Are you doing it?
09:02Yes or no?
09:02Most definitely not.
09:04I'm out of here, bro.
09:05That's crazy.
09:06The token machines only take cash.
09:10Who uses cash?
09:11One star.
09:12Actually, yeah.
09:13Who has cash?
09:14I got my snack, Max.
09:15Do you want one?
09:16I'm not usually a big Doritos guy, but...
09:18Let's take one.
09:19Just for you, I'll take one.
09:20You didn't let me finish, bro.
09:21Come on.
09:23All right, that's not bad.
09:24It's a VIP experience.
09:25You have to have them.
09:27Apparently, Doritos were invented in Disneyland, so I'm going to celebrate.
09:30I guess we had to try them.
09:32Are we going to get, like, wet on the next ride?
09:33Oh, no, no, no.
09:34Don't worry about it.
09:35While I'm suffering through all the one-star experiences, Salish and Maddox are having
09:39a great time going on the best rides without ever waiting in a line.
09:45Do you want to go on this?
09:46It looks fun.
09:46I think we should.
09:47Perfect.
09:48This ride is normally, like, 60 minutes.
09:50Wait.
09:50Then how long is it for us?
09:51What about for us?
09:52Zero.
09:53We have justice.
09:53Wait, actually?
09:54Yeah.
09:54Let's go.
09:55You say?
09:56Let's go.
09:56Did you guys, like, just get off this ride?
09:58Yeah.
09:58You'll get soaked.
09:59You'll get soaked?
10:00What would you guys rate it?
10:01A billion star.
10:03A blue-zillion star.
10:04We're fixing to go on the Grizzly River Run.
10:07I'm really excited.
10:08It looks pretty chill, but I think you're going to get wet.
10:10VIP poncho.
10:11Thank you so much.
10:13VIP, baby.
10:14Drip.
10:15Yeah.
10:16This is the outfit of the day.
10:17Adidas and VIP poncho.
10:21I'm currently rocking the A6.
10:23The pants are from Kith.
10:25This is drippy, for sure.
10:26If poncho's coming to play in 2025 and that's, like, the new style, I will be keeping this.
10:32All the reviews for this ride are five stars, so do you think it's going to be five stars?
10:35Maybe even six stars.
10:37Pushing it.
10:37It's got to be up there.
10:38Is it going to be five stars, though, if we get wet?
10:40As long as Salish, like, gets absolutely soaked and I'm just, like, chilling, it'll be great.
10:45You're going to be at the front because you're short.
10:47Even standing on an incline, I'm still, like, four inches taller than you.
10:51How are you feeling?
10:51Oh, my gosh.
10:52So, so, so much better.
10:54I am going to, like, prank them that I'm sick and then surprise them.
10:58I don't want my shoes to get wet.
10:59Yours look like grandpa shoes.
11:01I can't believe it, bro.
11:03Straight up hating once again.
11:04Your shoes, they're so basic.
11:06I would rather be basic than a grandpa.
11:08Grandpa shoes are in, bro.
11:10She doesn't not.
11:11Oh, my God.
11:12What do you call this haircut, Maddox?
11:13Mine?
11:14An ice cream scoop.
11:16It should be, like, oh, he has the base ice cream scoop, but he adds some stuff to it.
11:20Add some flavor.
11:21Like, I put sprinkles on top.
11:24You know what I'm saying?
11:25Sure.
11:25I understand why people will get wet now.
11:28I don't want to get wet.
11:30I'm pretty chill.
11:31I'm more nervous.
11:32I'm going to get drenched.
11:34My ice cream scoop's going to look melted now.
11:36Is there a drop right here?
11:37Maybe so.
11:38Salish and Maddox are having a great time, but what they don't know is Harper is on her
11:43way to Disneyland to surprise them.
11:47Ouch!
11:48That was miserable.
11:50I'm sorry.
11:50I'm sorry.
11:51I'm sorry.
11:52I'm sorry.
11:52I'm sorry.
11:52I'm sorry.
11:52Ouch.
11:53I've cracked every bone in my body.
11:55Am I melted yet?
11:55Yeah, you're pretty melted.
11:57I don't think Salish had fun because, like, 99% of the time, she was done.
12:00I'm doing this.
12:01One half of my head is soaked.
12:03You mean one half of the ice cream scoop?
12:05Now that we're wet, let's go get some new clothes at the gift shop.
12:08A little makeover time.
12:09I'm excited.
12:10You need one.
12:10Say, I've always wanted to be in the Jordan Network video.
12:13Team Salish.
12:14No, that's not what I told you to say.
12:16No, but Team Salish.
12:17Team Salish!
12:18Team Salish!
12:18No, all right.
12:19Stop it, stop.
12:19Stop, stop.
12:20I have to do a one star, and I also have to experience Team Salish?
12:25Yeah.
12:25This is not their day.
12:26Team Jordan!
12:30They all said Team Jordan.
12:31Totally don't play.
12:33So I think I might just pick up, low-key, any hoodie I see.
12:36I think I might just get this.
12:37Even though it's green.
12:38I like the pink one.
12:39This one's very chill.
12:40Oh, I like that one.
12:41Looked like this string.
12:42What size is this?
12:43That looks good.
12:44Good?
12:44Yeah.
12:45All right, let's go.
12:46Cute.
12:46So cute.
12:48All right, we got our hoodies.
12:49Now let's go.
12:50Houdies are fired.
12:50We got a late start at Disney today because Salish was in school and Harper and Maddox
12:54were flying into L.A.
12:55Fortunately, Disneyland stays open until midnight, so I guess it's going to be a long day.
12:59But that means if I can finish these one star reviews, I can have some fun with the five
13:03star stuff.
13:04Harper is finally feeling better and came to Disneyland.
13:07Okay, guys, I'm feeling so much better.
13:08I'm here at Disneyland, and let's just go surprise Salish and Maddox.
13:12Let's call Harper and check in on her.
13:14Make sure she's doing all right.
13:15Guys, Salish is calling me.
13:16Salish is calling me.
13:17I have to go hide.
13:18I have to go hide.
13:18Hey, how are you?
13:20I'm doing good.
13:21I'm just a little, I'm a little sick right now.
13:23Where are you?
13:23You should come.
13:24I wish I could come and say hi to y'all, but I really don't feel good.
13:27Just like chill, you know?
13:28Vibe out.
13:29Make sure you get all good.
13:30I think I'm about to go throw up.
13:31I have to go.
13:31He can't wait to see you.
13:33He's personally been talking about you all day, but.
13:36So cap.
13:37Oh my goodness.
13:38Maybe it wasn't.
13:38Yeah, anyways, I'll see you later.
13:40All right.
13:41Bye.
13:42Love you.
13:42Okay.
13:43Love you.
13:43Bye.
13:43Okay, that was good, guys.
13:45Let's go.
13:45I don't know where they are right now, so I've dealt with me, and she's gonna go help
13:48me surprise them.
13:49Hey, last time I heard they were here in the resort.
13:50Harper said that she's feeling really sick right now, and maybe she could come, but it's
13:55not looking too great, and I feel so bad for her, but where's Maddox?
13:59Yo, what's up?
14:00What are you doing?
14:01I saw the bubbles.
14:02I don't want them to see me, so I'm gonna look through the window.
14:07Oh my gosh.
14:08Wait, where are they?
14:10Wow.
14:10Wow.
14:11It's way more beautiful at night.
14:12That is.
14:13I really need to stay, like, quiet, because I do not want them to find out that I'm here.
14:17They're not here, guys.
14:18Do I just hide here?
14:19I don't know what to do.
14:20They're not in there, but I have one more place to check, so let's see if they're there.
14:23All right, so for this video part, we're gonna skip towards the camera, okay?
14:26Seriously?
14:27Skip.
14:27Okay, ready?
14:28Three, two, one, start skipping.
14:32I have to find them here, because this is the only other place they would be.
14:37You told me to skip.
14:38What were you skipping?
14:39I told you to skip.
14:41Oh my gosh.
14:42Guys, I see them, I see them, I see them.
14:43They cannot see me, because the surprise will be ruined.
14:46I thought that, like, implied that we were both skipping.
14:49No.
14:55I have to hide.
14:57Okay.
14:58They're back to our turn.
14:59Let's go.
15:00Let's go.
15:00Let's go.
15:00So, what are you gonna get for Harper?
15:02Oh, crap, the train.
15:09Harper!
15:10Oh my gosh, she was spawning in right.
15:13She was spawning in right when we were talking about it.
15:16I was not expecting that whatsoever.
15:19Are you feeling better?
15:19I didn't think you were here.
15:20Oh, yeah, I'm feeling all right, you know.
15:22Good to hear.
15:23So good to see y'all.
15:23Let's go ride some rides.
15:24Yeah, let's go.
15:25Run it up.
15:25Oh, run.
15:26Let's run.
15:27Darman gifted them the VIP experience, which is super generous, because I would never pay
15:33for that, to be honest.
15:34I was offered to go as well, but I said, you know what, just let the kids have fun on their
15:37own, and I'll do the one-star thing, and now I'm actually regretting that decision.
15:41Salish is obviously having a great time, but what I didn't know is she's got another
15:45plan.
15:45Sneaking into Disneyland after hours and staying overnight.
15:50Salish, you're not three.
15:52I am.
15:53I'm taller than you.
15:54Who's taller?
15:55Oh my gosh, Salish has you beat my life.
15:57Let's go.
15:58Dude, where is Jordan?
15:59I can't find your dad.
16:01The bathrooms always run out of toilet paper.
16:04Oh, that's a problem.
16:05Let's find out.
16:05No, there's toilet paper.
16:12Yeah, it's fine.
16:16We got this dream VIP experience at here that's five stars, and my dad's got the one-star experience.
16:24He's somewhere around here.
16:25Probably just waiting in line and not having a great time.
16:30Starbucks at Disneyland is stupid, gross, insanely expensive.
16:34Whoa, one-star.
16:36National average for a grande latte at Starbucks is $3.65.
16:40At Disneyland, it's $5.49.
16:42An extra two bucks.
16:44Yeah, that's expensive.
16:45I'm trying to rush through all the one-star attractions as quickly as possible because when
16:48I'm done, I get to join the kids for the five-star attractions.
16:53The next ride is Indiana Jones.
16:55Let's read the review.
16:56It's incredible from start to finish.
16:57I'm basically Indiana Jones on the low.
17:00Harper, he's kind of like embarrassing last night.
17:02Yeah, he's really embarrassing.
17:03Let's like run away.
17:03Let's go.
17:04Yeah, let's go.
17:05Let's go.
17:05Come on.
17:06I know they like the hat.
17:07I have confidence.
17:08Wait, why are we on the X?
17:10Ah!
17:13Oh, my God.
17:14Cool.
17:15Oh, my goodness.
17:17Yeah.
17:21It was so dark in there.
17:23I could not see anything.
17:24We were just like bouncing up and down.
17:26And there was like a lot of skeletons.
17:27It was like three, five, four.
17:29That was like four stars.
17:30I'm giving my own rating here.
17:31100-minute wait for a two-minute ride.
17:34One star.
17:34Harper, you just got here so you can pick out the next ride.
17:37Um, I'm going to do Star Wars.
17:39Star Wars?
17:40Okay, let's go.
17:42Rise of the Resistance is supposed to be the best ride in Disneyland.
17:45Now let's read the review.
17:46If you do not go on this ride and you just wasted a ticket to Disneyland, this is a must
17:52experience.
17:53Okay, let's see if it's good.
17:54But it also has a one-star review because of how long the wait is.
17:57So how long is it today?
17:59Right now it says about 65 minutes.
18:0165 minutes?
18:02If I had a VIP pass, how quick would it be?
18:04Uh, you're in almost instantly.
18:06Oh!
18:07My daughter and her friends have an instant pass, but I have to wait in the long line?
18:10Oh, no.
18:11This could be a lot worse because summer day, probably three-hour wait because we're
18:14going through all this and it's still going to be 65 minutes.
18:17I think my dad's in line to go on this ride and we don't need to be in this exact line
18:21because we're VIP.
18:23Oh, yeah.
18:23But, um, let's just go mess with him.
18:25We see him!
18:26Run, run, move up!
18:27Hey!
18:27Are we all taking this together?
18:29Oh, no, you're not.
18:30This is a long wait, by the way.
18:31Yeah, we know.
18:32Okay, let's go.
18:33Let's go do it.
18:34Nah.
18:34Well, we actually have a different line.
18:36Oh, you are not going to do the fast pass line?
18:37No, yeah.
18:38No, come on.
18:38Take me with you.
18:39Bye.
18:39Guys, I don't want to do this by myself.
18:4265 minutes, come on.
18:43Oh, my God.
18:44Wow!
18:45That's actually so cool.
18:46It's Martha.
18:47Oh, wait.
18:47What's her name?
18:48Thank you for joining the cause.
18:5012-2 is no longer safe.
18:52Whoa!
18:53Are you kidding me?
18:54This is so cool.
18:54We're currently in Star Wars, gang.
18:56Is this line ever going to end?
18:58Salish, do this split with me.
19:01Woo!
19:02I'm getting there.
19:06Oh, shit!
19:07Oh, shit!
19:08Oh, shit!
19:08Oh, shit!
19:09Oh!
19:09Oh, my God!
19:10Ah!
19:12Damn, shit!
19:13Ah!
19:15Oh, my God!
19:16Ah!
19:18That was shit.
19:19I'm winning it, like, three stars or two stars.
19:21Because I don't really watch Star Wars, so I have no idea what's happening.
19:24If this is supposed to be my entertainment, so I wait in another line, not entertaining.
19:28Ten minutes.
19:30Ten minutes.
19:30Ten minutes.
19:30Just, like, robot sounds.
19:32We have a reservation, and it ends in ten minutes, so we have to run.
19:35Run!
19:36Let's go.
19:36We just made it to a dinner reservation, and apparently this place is really good.
19:41First time that you're eating here with us?
19:43Yes, sir.
19:43I'm going to get some water.
19:44I'm not eating for the next five days after whatever happens.
19:47She'll be hungry tomorrow.
19:48Let's go with the frog legs.
19:50Frog legs?
19:51I just want bread.
19:52I think we're just going to go with the bread today.
19:53Is this the ride?
19:55Oh, okay.
19:56There's a ride.
19:56There's a ride.
19:57I guess we got to hurry.
19:58This is supposed to be the best five-star ride in all of Disneyland, but so far, this
20:03is a one-star experience for me.
20:04What if we just stay overnight here?
20:07Oh, my gosh.
20:08Actually.
20:08Because it's been so fun here.
20:09We go on a ride.
20:10We take off our seatbelt and hide, like, on the rail.
20:13That's a good idea, right?
20:14Yeah, it's a great idea.
20:15I'm a big, comfy sleeper guy, and I don't think a ride would be the best place for that.
20:19I guess we just won't sleep.
20:20We'll just pull on all night.
20:22Yeah.
20:22Is everybody down to stay and ride the rides?
20:24I'm down.
20:25I think I can do it.
20:26How do you know what to do?
20:27Are you supposed to look scary?
20:29You're scary, too?
20:30Take note.
20:31Are you supposed to be scary?
20:33I like to think so.
20:34Okay.
20:35Well, it's working.
20:35Here comes our tiramisu.
20:37I'm loving this.
20:38I like it, except for the yellow part.
20:39So, just to recap, we went to a five-star restaurant, and all you guys got was bread and dessert.
20:44Yeah.
20:44Yeah, that's what we cook.
20:45This is really great, because I was afraid maybe I had been done with the line, but no.
20:49There's more.
20:50Yay.
20:51My stomach is a little upset.
20:52That's why I'm not eating, but I usually eat, like, insane.
20:55And she threw up a smiling hand in the car.
20:58This is hard for her.
20:59Ready?
20:59Can I just have a bag?
21:01Oh, Noah, I'm fine.
21:03Can I just have a bag?
21:04Yeah.
21:04Okay.
21:05Okay.
21:06Noah, I'm okay.
21:07Don't worry about it.
21:07So, it's opening the bag, and she goes, I'm just going to turn around for a minute, okay?
21:11And then goes, oh, and just puts her face in the bag.
21:16And then she went, and then we pulled over on the highway, and we had to go.
21:23She literally dug her face into that bag.
21:25She was like, I didn't want you to see, like, the row of coming out of my mouth, because that's, like, my biggest feeling.
21:30I turned around, and I was like, stop, stop it.
21:32Can we not talk about throwing up while I'm eating?
21:36Four out of five, sorry.
21:38Ouch!
21:44Okay, we waited hours, and it's like a bumper car that doesn't bump into anything.
21:47This is the best ride at Disney.
21:49What is Salish Harper and Maddox doing right now?
21:52Because I want you, and I need you.
21:54Oh, bubbles!
21:56Oh, my gosh.
21:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, okay, whoa, I'm going to puke, whoa, whoa, ah, ah!
22:20Okay, Maddox, so we dare you to go sing full blast on one of your songs until somebody gives you a dollar in the hat.
22:26Oh, no.
22:26I'm not much of a Star Wars guy, so because of the weight, I'm agreeing with the one-star experience, but the visuals were pretty cool, and there was one thing that scared me.
22:33Not sure if it was worth it.
22:34So the new song is called Southbound.
22:36I'm going to be singing it full blast in the middle of this Main Street area of Disney, which is one of the hardest moments of my entire life I've ever had to do, until someone gives me a singular dollar.
22:46Girl, we're headed southbound, looking like a love's getting going on its way, yeah.
22:53Maybe I was dumb, and maybe I was numb, cause I knew it was coming.
22:58Yeah, but you had me running.
23:01Girl, we're headed southbound, kicking up believing what was us and it does for you.
23:07Louder!
23:08Louder, get louder!
23:09Baby, it was wrong, cause I knew it was time to run.
23:13Let's just put him out of his misery.
23:14Yeah, let's just, we'll just give you a-
23:17Yes!
23:18Dollar required.
23:19Let's go.
23:20Thank you guys so much for this wonderful show.
23:22It was a great time.
23:24The lightsaber doesn't actually cut anything.
23:27Let's find out.
23:30Yeah!
23:30Oh, five stars!
23:34Oof!
23:35See, Lucas, spin you around, sweep your boots right off the ground.
23:41Say, we're way too young to fall in love.
23:44Pop, pop!
23:48The pasta tastes worse than my grandmother's pasta, and my grandmother couldn't cook.
23:53Let's try it.
23:54Let's hit Space Mountain, you know what I'm saying?
23:56I promise I will not get scared.
23:57I got scared on the first ride.
23:59He was like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
24:01Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
24:03There it is, one star pasta.
24:05Sandy, you're eating it too, so I hope it's good.
24:08No line at all.
24:09I love this ride.
24:11I've been obsessed since I was a kid.
24:12The ride is filled with thrills, fully immersive.
24:15I can ride it 20 times.
24:16Number one magical time.
24:18So let's go have a good time.
24:21When it comes to meat, I never want to eat a one star meal.
24:26I'm going in.
24:27That's really good.
24:28Taste is good.
24:29Good portion, and it wasn't terribly expensive.
24:32I don't know what you're talking about, Tony, but this is at least three stars.
24:35I'm giving it four because I'm so hungry.
24:36I'm going to make up, Steve.
24:38Oh my god.
24:39It is crazy.
24:41I know.
24:41Oh my god.
24:42This is scary.
24:45Oh my god, is that it?
24:46Yeah, I think so.
24:47Oh my god.
24:49Oh my god.
24:50Oh my god.
24:51Oh my god, that one was sick.
24:54That was so fun.
24:55We just got off of the roller coaster.
25:01Now I think we should just go hide now, okay?
25:03We have to do this plan so we can stay over.
25:05Now we need to make a plan.
25:07First we have to get Justin out of here so that we can conspire together.
25:10Yeah, let's go.
25:10Yeah, I'm going to.
25:11Let's go.
25:12Two.
25:12Let's go.
25:13One.
25:13Let's go.
25:14No, we have to run into the opposite direction.
25:15I don't know where to go.
25:17Where'd they go?
25:19Are they trying to hide?
25:20I don't know.
25:21Okay, should we just hide on the table?
25:22Yeah.
25:25So we're staying here.
25:27Hey.
25:29Hey guys.
25:29I think we lost the concierge.
25:32Concierge.
25:33Concierge.
25:33Sandy, dude, I'm getting tired.
25:35How many more of these things are there?
25:36A bunch.
25:37Okay, you know what?
25:38Forget it.
25:38I'm actually going to call Salish because I want to just hang out with her.
25:41Okay, I failed the one-star test.
25:43I can't get through them all.
25:44It looks like the park's closing.
25:45I want to do at least one five-star thing.
25:47I quit.
25:47I just quit, okay?
25:48I quit.
25:49I'm just going to call Say.
25:50Okay, that went straight to voicemail.
25:51I'm going to try to find friends, maybe, should I?
25:53Yeah.
25:54I think she's this way.
25:55I don't know.
25:55I'm going to call Rowan.
25:57Nope.
25:57Harper.
25:59Okay.
25:59Are they all on a ride or something?
26:01Where would they be?
26:02They're not answering the phone.
26:03Like, where are they?
26:04This is awesome.
26:05I mean, we lost him and we lost my dad.
26:07Like, my dad has no idea where we are, which is great.
26:09We're going to be able to do everything, bro.
26:11Anything you want.
26:12We can do anything.
26:13We can get free food.
26:14Okay, once the security guards are gone, what should we do?
26:17I think we should go back and ride the Space Mountain.
26:19Yeah, since these days down there.
26:20You know what I'm saying?
26:21All right, park is closed.
26:22It's getting empty.
26:23You know, I want to do something with sailors here.
26:25I want to go on a ride, but now the park is closed.
26:27I got to just find her at this point.
26:28Nobody's answering.
26:29Apparently, I'm close if I go around here.
26:32Where is she?
26:33Say, say, matter, location could not be found.
26:36Why can't it be found?
26:37Dude, come on.
26:38Okay, it's right this way.
26:39Apparently, if I go this way, I called her.
26:42She didn't answer.
26:43So, what does this mean?
26:44Is that her or me or...
26:46Oh, I think she's close.
26:47She probably did Space Mountain again or something.
26:50No?
26:51I'm the worst with these things.
26:52No clue where she is.
26:54It's pointing right in the...
26:55New chocolate, by the way, with like...
27:07I don't know.
27:07Whoa!
27:08What are you doing?
27:10Nothing.
27:11What are you doing?
27:11Nothing.
27:12Nothing.
27:12Wait.
27:12Nothing.
27:12Are you hiding in here?
27:14No.
27:14No, wait.
27:15No, definitely not.
27:15What are you doing?
27:16Oh, you're trying to hide here.
27:19You know what?
27:20This could actually be kind of fun.
27:21Let's all do this.
27:22No.
27:23So, where are we hiding?
27:24No, no.
27:25Let's go.
27:25So, we're hiding this way?
27:26Yeah, you got that.
27:27We'll see you later.
27:29Okay.
27:30So, are we staying overnight or no?
27:32Yeah.
27:32We're going to go hide somewhere else, though.
27:34Guys?
27:35Hey, guys?
27:36Are we hiding or what are we doing?
27:38No?
27:38Oh, wait.
27:39By the way, who did Salish remind you of yesterday?
27:42This will not be talked about.
27:44All right.
27:45No, maybe.
27:46Who knows?
27:46I'm going to say it right now.
27:47All right.
27:48I'm not going to specify.
27:49I'm not going to say any names.
27:51But she, like, dude.
27:52I'm not going to, like, say any names.
27:54She reminded me so much of my ex-girlfriend.
27:57It was bad.
27:58What?
27:58No, this is so...
27:59Same mannerisms.
28:01Same, like, height.
28:02Same look.
28:03Same teeth.
28:03It was the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
28:06I wonder if that's the good thing or anything?
28:07I swear it was the exact same person.
28:10It was...
28:10I think it was in a good way, because if he...
28:11No, it was in a good way.
28:12No, she was chill.
28:13She was chill.
28:14But it was strange.
28:16I thought it was the same person.
28:18It was weird.
28:19Yeah.
28:19Moving on.
28:20Yeah.
28:21Moving on.
28:22Do I remind you of your ex?
28:24Do I have the same teeth?
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