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Minicinelatino Merry Prince-Mas
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00:00:00This is the worst Christmas ever.
00:00:07Ah, Belle, I hope I have one more holiday.
00:00:15But if I don't, my dying wish is that you be engaged by Christmas.
00:00:21Well, Grandpa, I am engaged.
00:00:25We're getting married on New Year's. He drove all the way here to New York with me just to meet you.
00:00:32His name is Todd. Maybe you'll get him, okay? Just get some rest.
00:00:37Look.
00:00:39Ah, yeah.
00:00:42That's it, brother.
00:00:46Todd, what are you doing?
00:00:48Oh, hey.
00:00:50I guess this is a bad time to say I want to break up.
00:00:52Todd, what the fuck? Are you cheating on me in front of me?
00:00:56I never want to see you again.
00:00:58Hey.
00:00:59What's her deal?
00:01:05Well, don't worry. Your grandpa's going to make a full recovery.
00:01:09Your engagement gave him the will to live through Christmas.
00:01:15Who am I going to bring home for Christmas?
00:01:22I can't believe I have to hire a prostitute to be my fake boyfriend.
00:01:27I can't believe it.
00:01:28I can't believe it.
00:01:30I can't believe I have to reach out to you again.
00:01:32I can't believe it.
00:01:33I can't believe it.
00:01:34I know what I'm doing.
00:01:36I can't believe it helps you in my business.
00:01:37I can't believe it.
00:01:38I can't believe it.
00:01:39It's just a lie.
00:01:40please your highness we can't do this we must go back to monrovia for christmas now no peterson
00:01:56if i go back now my mother will have me engaged to some boring european socialite by new year's
00:02:01no i just for once i want a normal holiday
00:02:07ah and we have one other issue your mother the queen is on the phone now
00:02:17hi mother henry i want you to come home at once i can't mother because i'm spending the holidays
00:02:26with my girlfriend girlfriend nonsense really who is she oh don't tell me she's american
00:02:35she is an american uh she's an american heiress uh a uh shoe heiress the reception it's bad gotta go
00:02:45oh sir you cannot lie to the queen like that why on earth did you hire a model because with the
00:02:58photos of the model you hired i can prove to my mother that i have a girlfriend and i can have
00:03:04an american christmas alone well at least take off that silly hat no i like it
00:03:16what what the hell are you doing you hit me what you hate me well you're the idiot that wasn't
00:03:22paying attention who rides a scooter in winter god you americans are so self-involved okay listen
00:03:27jerk one i am late and i'm trying to meet somebody and he's wearing a santa hat he's the prostitute i have
00:03:35it's you
00:03:39this must be the model peterson hired yes it's me
00:03:45all right why don't we get this photo over with why i don't have time for all the
00:03:50regality hey wait why are you taking a photo of me why doesn't she know about the photo she must
00:03:56not be the model peterson hired i thought you just go around taking photos of strangers that's pretty
00:04:00creepy you know that right oh my god she thinks that's creepy miss i'm okay look i don't know you and
00:04:06i don't care i have to be at my grandpa's in an hour she has no clue i'm a prince look i can only pay
00:04:10you five thousand dollars for you to come home with me you have an email american girls are so
00:04:14forward five thousand dollars dude listen i don't have much time and that's my entire savings do we
00:04:20have a deal or not listen there must be some sort of confusion one moment she's just going to keep
00:04:30calling if i don't pick up mother i don't have time for this i know you're with your new fiancee i
00:04:37just wanted to call and say she's gorgeous you have my blessing to stay there for christmas i do
00:04:45that's great okay bye oh my god my mother thinks she's my fiancee if i go back to monrovia i'll be in
00:04:51an arranged marriage with a snob by february what is the confusion i pay you to come home with me until
00:04:56christmas and pretend to be my boyfriend until new year's do we have a deal or not we've got a deal
00:05:05you've got a deal good who i venmo i don't have a wallet much less of venmo make something
00:05:12other henry just henry first one that comes up sent now here are the rules this is my grandpa's
00:05:21last christmas and he's very sick i don't have the heart to tell him that i broke up with my boyfriend
00:05:26and any upset could kill him so no surprises no lies and also i am not having sex with you sex
00:05:33we just met this prostitute is weird it's a long drive to my parents so i'll meet you there in about
00:05:39six hours just show up as a normal american guy who loves christmas okay oh and um drop the accent
00:05:47accent your mother wants more pics of your fiancee i mean this with utmost respect but what the hell
00:05:57are you doing peterson it's perfect my mother and the press will leave me alone i can have a real
00:06:03american christmas she doesn't know who i am i can just be a normal guy as long as you're discreet about
00:06:08it no one should know who you are they won't we have one hour to find american clothes for my american
00:06:18christmas get some clothes for you and the guards as well soon you and i will be in a lovely place
00:06:24called buffalo
00:06:33oh sweetie i'm so glad you're here oh let's get you inside oh well if it isn't grandpa's former
00:06:41favorite merry christmas loser are you here solo again
00:06:46merry christmas to you too katie bell katie's gonna need the room with the bigger bed this time
00:06:56she has a brand new very rich boyfriend and you of course are coming home alone again
00:07:04actually i am don't be silly mom she's just a single loser look at her she's ugly and her snatch is dry
00:07:13okay well i can see why she's still single look at these love handles okay you know not all guys
00:07:23like more cushion for the pushin fatty no more cookies for you this christmas if you keep it up i'll
00:07:31shove a cookie up your ass okay both of you now stop so sensitive she's just jealous because i can
00:07:39keep a man oh my god does she know actually i am seeing someone yeah right is he imaginary are you
00:07:51hallucinating i think you should go bell
00:07:56i don't think grandpa's heart could take the side of a single loser
00:08:00i am not single i have a boyfriend and he's gonna be here any minute if you have a boyfriend
00:08:11then where is he if he doesn't show up all hell will break loose
00:08:35darling where shall i put these
00:08:37meet my boyfriend
00:08:52who the hell is he mom aunt moira katie this is henry henry bonner oh i call
00:09:04bullshit this is just some guy she got off the street and this car obviously a fake
00:09:15why are you driving a bentley with the royal family emblem
00:09:19well um i'm actually a a driver for the royal family of monrovia
00:09:28a driver like a servant that's pathetic though did he come with the car well grandpa's definitely
00:09:39gonna have a heart attack when he realizes how desperate you are
00:09:47nice to meet you thanks thank you merry christmas oh thank you merry christmas
00:09:51forget about them let's just try to have a calm christmas for grandpa i'll go finish dinner preparations
00:10:00the royal driver what was your plan huh pretend to be the prince of monrovia
00:10:10the prince
00:10:12me the prince imagine no no i'm just a regular guy who likes uh regular american christmas
00:10:21okay but look i'm not paying extra for that benley oh don't worry about that i'm uh
00:10:26good friends with the driver anyway um your your family seems pretty intense
00:10:33may i ask why an amazing woman like yourself needs to hire someone to be a boyfriend
00:10:40my fiancee left me a few weeks ago grandpa's just pretty fragile and i haven't had the heart to tell
00:10:45the truth i i know what it feels to have to live up to your family's expectations whoever your ex is here
00:10:55he sounds like an idiot bell henry meet my new boyfriend
00:10:59god what are you doing my cousin screwed my ex
00:11:15yeah hold it do you two know each other
00:11:24merry christmas grandpa
00:11:29hmm
00:11:32you're fucking my cousin you say anything and i'll tell grandpa that you were busy getting railed by
00:11:38some guy while he was on his deathbed you won't want to upset him won't you
00:11:47no grandpa todd and i have never met
00:11:51remember when i told you my fiancee cheated on me turns out he's fucking my cousin
00:11:55that also is her ex grandpa i want you to meet my new boyfriend though henry her boyfriend
00:12:05lovely to meet you grandpa
00:12:08any uh man who gets to be with bell is uh the luckiest man in the world
00:12:12no he's a driver for the royal family allegedly oh nice oh my girls are happy and in love that's
00:12:23going to help me make the truth this christmas season
00:12:26well i hate to ruin christmas grandpa but
00:12:31bell is lying there is no way that this loser is her boyfriend
00:12:36is this true if he finds out henry is a cowboy that a drama could kill him
00:12:43this loser isn't her boyfriend she paid him
00:12:50and how would you know that todd oh i know a lot more than you think loser
00:12:56okay hey how about you focus on your relationship instead of mine because you're lying into this
00:13:02family it's obviously some homeless guy you picked up off the street are you paying him to screw you
00:13:08too oh well unlike your new boyfriend i don't have to pay to get some you lying twat
00:13:17you want another
00:13:18please stop buying you're upsetting grandpa i'm sorry grandpa but it's better that you know that
00:13:26little miss perfect is paying a prostitute that's insane you have no proof oh yes we do
00:13:34your venmo receipts shouldn't have made them public look i can only pay you five thousand dollars
00:13:39for you to come home with me your venmo ah right here looks like you paid someone five
00:13:46the what the hell oh my god wait what are those men here for
00:14:02what men
00:14:08first you break my phone and then you break my face you idiot i could have done much worse you're very
00:14:14lucky it's okay baby i could up on my phone and prove little miss perfect is lying she's then
00:14:22mowed five thousand dollars to some guy named henry that doesn't prove anything yes it does no no first
00:14:31of all why would i use my own name and second henry is the most popular name in the united states and
00:14:38third look closer that account belongs to a henry wong look at that picture that's an asian man
00:14:46that's an asian man then why did you pay five thousand dollars to some guy named henry with a
00:14:51house emoji next to it thank god i must have been put some random henry in okay think fast bill because
00:14:59henry wong is um he's my new landlord there there it's settled now could we please just go and have a
00:15:09peaceful dinner together i would love that yeah yeah yeah let's go okay baby
00:15:18you may have our geriatric grandpa fooled but i don't believe that guy's your boyfriend for a second
00:15:28hmm what are you trying to fuck him too laugh all you want but i have the man and grandpa's gonna die
00:15:35soon so i'll get the house too what are you talking about oh he didn't tell you did he
00:15:42everybody i have an important announcement i've been thinking long and hard over who will get the
00:15:53house after i'm gone so i've made a decision whichever one of my granddaughters marries first
00:16:02gets the house immediately
00:16:03but but mom still lives here yeah but she can live on the street or she can run back from us until
00:16:14we bulldoze it you can't bulldoze it well we've had every christmas here this is where all of our
00:16:20memories are maybe if you had kept your man happy you wouldn't be in this position
00:16:25oh unlike you who's been in every position i should get an award for rescuing todd from a fish
00:16:35whose only talent was to play dead okay we need to stop fighting you're hurting grandpa your
00:16:42whore face is hurting him stop breathing bitch can't stand this fighting don't worry gramps i know how to
00:16:50stop the fighting he's proposing to her with the ring he gave me hey the most beautiful woman on
00:17:03this planet will you marry me yes yes yes the house is mine the ring is mine and the man's mine
00:17:17merry christmas to me bitch
00:17:21katie wait
00:17:32what are you doing bell will you marry me
00:17:41hey yes what are you waiting for you want to keep the house don't you
00:17:48grandma does look really happy
00:17:52yes
00:17:55yes
00:17:57a perfect christmas a double wedding
00:18:01you hijacked my proposal you hijacked my boyfriend you are so selfish bell you always make everything
00:18:07all about you these two losers are just trying to steal grandpa's house you weren't planning on proposing
00:18:13where's your ring where is it where is it i i have uh uh you have a ring right here
00:18:18i didn't want to make todd's look so pathetic it's much larger wow how the hell did he get that
00:18:26it doesn't matter what matters is my two granddaughters are going to be married before i die
00:18:34it's a christmas miracle a double wedding i can hardly believe this me neither okay but who gets
00:18:43the house grandpa we were technically engaged first you're right that does make things more complicated
00:18:52your grandmother loved having christmas in this house more than anything so whoever shows the most
00:19:00christmas spirit gets the house oh it's a great idea grandpa uh but if you guys would
00:19:09just excuse me i would like to talk to my fiancee alone for just a minute
00:19:18where's the ham
00:19:21what the hell is wrong with you you just proposed to me in front of my entire family
00:19:28look you're supposed to be my fake boyfriend until new year's not my fiance
00:19:32i'm sorry i just got caught up in the moment but if you think you're gonna get paid extra for this
00:19:37in this big ring you are insane you should be thanking me i'm the one who saved you from your
00:19:43psychotic cousin getting your grandpa's house okay listen buddy i am not some damsel in distress i
00:19:49don't need to be saved really because last time i checked i wasn't the one hiring a fake boyfriend for
00:19:55christmas huh which was going perfectly fine until you lied said you were driver for the royal family
00:20:01of monrovia and they proposed to me i could go out there right now and tell your family everything
00:20:09you want that what you can do is drop this annoying fish out of water act and stick to the plan
00:20:18i don't think you find me annoying i think you find me quite charming
00:20:23i find you exhausting
00:20:37and what the hell are you doing with that kind of a ring who are you what are you doing in the pantry
00:20:42i am so sorry i didn't mean to interrupt oh no it's okay you just can't keep his hands on me that's
00:20:56right i can't get enough of my pookie you're two little love birds i just came to show you where you'd be
00:21:02sleeping look we fake the engagement until the trip is over but until then do not blow our cover deal
00:21:18peterson i'm releasing you i need to call off the guards but sir i will call you if i need you
00:21:25other than that enjoy your christmas but your mother sir that's an order goodbye
00:21:35the room isn't that big no problem at all we love the cuddle oh and todd and katie are in the next
00:21:42room over great i'm sharing a wall with my ex and the psycho he left me for let me know if you guys need
00:21:49anything one bed you serious might be hard to keep my distance
00:22:09don't worry we won't make too much noise with all the boning we're about to do
00:22:13oh that's right bell you don't know how to make a man make noise good night out my nose
00:22:28oh absolutely not i'm not one of your clients clients must be an american term well um i'll just
00:22:37take a shower and sleep on the floor i guess
00:22:54oh come on where's my phone
00:22:57okay whatever oh i'm sorry i'm sorry
00:23:15oh my god oh my god
00:23:17bollocks i'm so sorry no it's fine i i i i'm just i'm just gonna go
00:23:28oh yeah of course
00:23:34may i yeah yeah whatever you need
00:23:36sorry i sleep shirtless hope you don't mind nope right
00:23:54you know it's bad enough my ex broke my heart and crashed christmas and now we have to share a
00:23:57freaking wall with them i'm sorry that's awful want me to sing you a lullaby no
00:24:03good night
00:24:12oh my god are they having sex okay this is my nightmare
00:24:20i i have an idea that might make them jealous what we should have sex
00:24:25no i i am not sleeping with you no no no pretend sex we just got engaged so it would be weird if
00:24:36we didn't have sex right okay so how do we have pretend sex
00:24:42i'll show you please
00:24:46bell bell bell oh my god that feels so good bell
00:24:51i'm not doing that
00:24:59fine let's do it okay
00:25:00well you're the sexiest woman alive
00:25:04oh henry this is the best sex i've ever had
00:25:09oh my god
00:25:10I'm going to bail!
00:25:12Stop!
00:25:14Stop!
00:25:16It's crazy, it's a good idea!
00:25:18No!
00:25:40What am I doing?
00:25:42I'm paying him.
00:25:44He's a professional sex worker.
00:25:46Hey, I think that's enough pretending for tonight.
00:25:49Right.
00:25:50I guess we just go a little carried away.
00:25:54Good night.
00:25:56Good night.
00:26:10There's no way those two are having sex.
00:26:18I bet they're not hanging in that same bed.
00:26:22One way to find out.
00:26:24Huh?
00:26:26You better hurry up because round two is waiting for you.
00:26:36Did you do that?
00:26:38Shit, I forgot to lock the door.
00:26:45I knew it!
00:27:05I could get used to America.
00:27:08You watching me sleep?
00:27:15Uh...
00:27:16No.
00:27:17Uh...
00:27:18Um...
00:27:19Belle...
00:27:20About...
00:27:21Last night...
00:27:23I, uh...
00:27:25Don't fall for him, Belle.
00:27:28He has sex for a living.
00:27:30I'm probably just another client.
00:27:33Uh...
00:27:34Uh...
00:27:35We don't have to talk about it.
00:27:36I...
00:27:37I...
00:27:38I think it's best if we...
00:27:39Keep things professional.
00:27:40Professional.
00:27:41Right.
00:27:42Hmm.
00:27:43Of course.
00:27:44Uh...
00:27:45Uh...
00:27:46Well...
00:27:47I...
00:27:48I should...
00:27:49Uh...
00:27:50Probably wrap...
00:27:51Grandpa's...
00:27:52Gift...
00:27:53Before you wake up.
00:27:54Yeah.
00:27:55I could've sworn she felt good too last night.
00:27:58But, uh...
00:27:59Maybe she was just pretending.
00:28:00Uh...
00:28:01Maybe she was just pretending.
00:28:02I can't wait to turn Belle's sweet gift to Grandpa into trash.
00:28:23Look, we just have to get their Christmas presents at the house and we'll be fine.
00:28:27Uh...
00:28:28Hmm...
00:28:29Uh...
00:28:30Uh...
00:28:31Uh...
00:28:32Grandpa Joe, in the spirit of Christmas, we've decided we're throwing you a holiday party.
00:28:38Katie, that's...
00:28:39So thoughtful of you.
00:28:41It's so thoughtful of us, yes.
00:28:43Better brush up on your Monrovian lies, Mr Uber driver.
00:28:47The party is at a Monrovian restaurant.
00:28:50Better get packing.
00:28:52If I go to a Monrovian restaurant, people will recognize me.
00:28:56No one will know him the Prince in this cheesy Christmas sweater.
00:29:03Your Highness!
00:29:07Why is the busboy bowing?
00:29:13Monrovian custom.
00:29:14How do you do?
00:29:15Thank you for your service.
00:29:16That is the dumbest custom I have ever heard of.
00:29:18Maybe Icon actually gets away with this.
00:29:20Oh my god!
00:29:21It's you!
00:29:22Oh my god!
00:29:23It's you!
00:29:25Oh my god!
00:29:26It's you!
00:29:27Oh my god!
00:29:28It's you!
00:29:29Oh my god!
00:29:30It's you!
00:29:31Oh my god!
00:29:32It's you!
00:29:33So good to see you!
00:29:34Monrovian is such a small country!
00:29:36Listen, these people don't know who I am, so your discretion is appreciated, okay?
00:29:43Of course, sir!
00:29:44The busboy will show you to your table.
00:29:45Right, uh, right this way.
00:29:46The Prince of Monrovian touched me!
00:29:47No!
00:29:48No!
00:29:49No!
00:29:50No!
00:29:51No!
00:29:52No!
00:29:53No!
00:29:54No!
00:29:55No!
00:29:56No!
00:29:57No!
00:29:58No!
00:29:59No!
00:30:00No!
00:30:01No!
00:30:02No!
00:30:03No!
00:30:04No!
00:30:05No!
00:30:06The Prince of Monrovian touched me!
00:30:10No!
00:30:11No!
00:30:12No!
00:30:14No!
00:30:15No!
00:30:16No!
00:30:17No!
00:30:18No!
00:30:19I can't do it!
00:30:20You know?
00:30:22No!
00:30:22That's it?
00:30:24Just one gift in a cheap gift bag?
00:30:27That's what you get for having a broke of fiance.
00:30:29Well for your information, I got this gift on my own.
00:30:32Not everyone needs a man to support them.
00:30:35Why don't you and your broke boyfriend take your shitty gift
00:30:39and go sit over there at the bar?
00:30:41Grandpa doesn't need anything fancy.
00:30:43He wanted a gift from the heart.
00:30:45But you wouldn't understand that,
00:30:47because you don't have one, do you, Katie?
00:30:49I might be heartless, but at least I won't be homeless.
00:30:52The house is mine, whoreface.
00:30:58Wow, so many gifts.
00:31:02Thanks to my finance, fiancé,
00:31:04we got you an all-you-can-eat Royal Cruz Cabo
00:31:09worth $200,000.
00:31:12This is very generous, indeed.
00:31:15We can all go together after you give us the house.
00:31:18Belle, did you want to help?
00:31:20I mean, your fiancé.
00:31:23Get Grandpa anything for Christmas?
00:31:25Sure. It's right here.
00:31:27Oh. My. God.
00:31:30They replaced my gift with dog shit?
00:31:33Don't be embarrassed.
00:31:35Let's see it.
00:31:40Oh my God, Belle!
00:31:42You ungrateful bitch!
00:31:44You got Grandpa dog shit?
00:31:46No!
00:31:47Grandpa, look what Belle and that loser got you for Christmas.
00:31:51Oh!
00:31:52Oh!
00:31:59Oops.
00:32:07Idiot!
00:32:08Oops.
00:32:09I'm so sorry ma'am.
00:32:10These are Jimmy Chews!
00:32:11You got poo all over my chews!
00:32:13Get it off!
00:32:14Get it off!
00:32:15Ugh!
00:32:17Let me clean that up for you.
00:32:23Grandpa, that wasn't your gift.
00:32:25Give me one moment.
00:32:27Hm.
00:32:28You asshole.
00:32:29You switched the bags.
00:32:30Where is my gift for Grandpa?
00:32:32Oh, that old suit?
00:32:33Well, I donated it.
00:32:34I thought it was for the homeless shelter.
00:32:36You threw away my gift for Grandpa and replaced it with shit?
00:32:39To be fair, it was a pretty shitty gift to begin with.
00:32:43Guess you don't have anything to give to Grandpa.
00:32:46This is ridiculous.
00:32:48I'm gonna tell him the truth.
00:32:50You sure you wanna start another fight, Belle?
00:32:52Wouldn't that upset Grandpa?
00:32:54Huh?
00:32:55What's going on?
00:32:57Belle, wasn't I supposed to be opening your gift now?
00:33:01I would rather Grandpa think I didn't get him anything than risk his health.
00:33:05Grandpa, I'm...
00:33:06I'm sorry I didn't get you a gift.
00:33:09I...
00:33:10That's right.
00:33:11She didn't get you just one gift.
00:33:14She got you...
00:33:16many.
00:33:17Peterson?
00:33:20Guala?
00:33:21Well, let's see what you got, loser.
00:33:33I'm in finance.
00:33:35He does investments for J.P. Morgan and you?
00:33:38You opened doors for people.
00:33:41There's no way you can afford better gifts than moi.
00:33:44Oh, really?
00:33:45Yeah.
00:33:46Grandpa Joe, Merry Christmas.
00:33:50The royal crystal glass statue signed by the late great King George III on his deathbed.
00:33:58That's his signature.
00:34:00Who's he in Harper?
00:34:02Second.
00:34:03The deed to a castle in the Czech Republic.
00:34:09It's quite roomy, actually.
00:34:10Indeed.
00:34:11Oh, and, um, Belle mentioned that you liked my Rolex, so you may have it.
00:34:18You're giving me your watch?
00:34:21What?
00:34:22Yes.
00:34:23What?
00:34:24No, this is too generous.
00:34:25Please, I insist.
00:34:26I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Grandpa, but there's no way a bottom feeder who sits
00:34:32in traffic for a living could afford this.
00:34:36It's fake.
00:34:37Looks real to me.
00:34:39Uh-uh.
00:34:40That's not King George III's signature.
00:34:43Because this is his real signature.
00:34:46Yeah, look at that.
00:34:48That means that this is worthless.
00:34:50Go!
00:34:51What are you doing?
00:34:56You just smashed a $20 million statue.
00:35:02His signature looked like that because he was on his deathbed.
00:35:08He was dying.
00:35:10Please, just stop this fighting.
00:35:15Please stop all this insanity.
00:35:17Grandpa's heart can't take this.
00:35:19Fine.
00:35:20For the sake of Christmas, we'll pretend the statue was real.
00:35:24But this...
00:35:25Who even has handwritten deeds anymore?
00:35:28Hello?
00:35:29Like, no one.
00:35:30That deed was written in 1756 before computers were invented.
00:35:43Yeah, right.
00:35:44And I'm sure this royal Rolex right here is ancient too, huh?
00:35:49Give that back.
00:35:50Give that back.
00:35:51Give that back.
00:35:52Give that back.
00:35:53Now you make a fool out of grandpa with your cheap knockoff on Christmas of all days.
00:35:56You're a sadistic psychopath.
00:35:58What?
00:35:59Stop it!
00:36:00God, stop it!
00:36:01Whatever!
00:36:02I can get grandpa 10 Rolexes if I wanted and all of them would be real.
00:36:07Oh, only the royal Rolex watch has diamond gears.
00:36:15You just smashed the royal Rolex!
00:36:19Oh, fuck that watch is real.
00:36:20Of course it's real!
00:36:21All of this is real, you fool!
00:36:22You idiots!
00:36:23The castle is real!
00:36:24We could've used that money!
00:36:25You brought new man into our family!
00:36:26The man who ruins Christmas!
00:36:27All of the gifts are destroyed!
00:36:28Well, um, not, uh, not every gift, grandpa Joe.
00:36:29Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:30This is true!
00:36:31This is real.
00:36:31This is true!
00:36:32Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:36:33Thank you!
00:36:34Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:36:39You brought new man into our family?
00:36:43Tell me man, All of this is Halloween?
00:36:44A gentleman's Christmas.
00:36:45All the gifts are destroyed!
00:36:50Well, um, not, uh, not every gift, grandpa Joe.
00:36:55This one is, uh, from Belle and I.
00:37:09This is the true meaning of Christmas.
00:37:13Katie, you too keep doing this.
00:37:18And you'd better find a hotel to stay in at Christmas.
00:37:22Oh, hey, hey, hey.
00:37:26What the hell are we gonna do now?
00:37:27Rebel will for sure get them the house.
00:37:30Once I expose Belle's boyfriend as a fraud, she's never getting the house.
00:37:35J.P. Morgan just promoted me.
00:37:38I have access to the royal accounts.
00:37:42I can prove he's not on the royal payroll.
00:37:45You're a genius, baby.
00:37:52I would like to give a formal apology for storing the gifts, but I promise I'll replace
00:37:57all of them thanks to my new promotion.
00:38:00Cheers to my new loaded fiancé, J.P. Morgan's new account manager to the royal family.
00:38:09Woo!
00:38:09He's the account manager for the royal family.
00:38:13He'll find out who I am.
00:38:18He's gonna say that you don't really work for the royal family.
00:38:20We're screwed.
00:38:21It's okay.
00:38:22Don't worry about that.
00:38:23This guy is full of crap, and I'm going to prove it.
00:38:27Congratulations, Todd.
00:38:29Now tell me, how did you land such a marvelous job?
00:38:34Well, I've been courting the royal family for months now, treating them to five-star dinners,
00:38:39designer soups, and yacht parties.
00:38:42I bet you've never been to the late normal of the royal family, have you, bitch?
00:38:48That's a lie.
00:38:49I've never heard of this man in my life.
00:38:53That's great.
00:38:54Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to use the loop.
00:38:59Hello?
00:39:09Your Highness, sir.
00:39:11Our new account manager is misappropriating funds.
00:39:15He's spending it on yacht parties and five-star dinners.
00:39:19Look into it.
00:39:20Of course.
00:39:20Of course, Your Highness.
00:39:21I am so sorry.
00:39:22I will take care of this.
00:39:24Great.
00:39:27Gary!
00:39:27Bring me the royal account.
00:39:32Well, it's the man of the hour.
00:39:35I was just about to tell everyone about how you're lying to all of them.
00:39:39You're not a driver for the royal family.
00:39:42What are you talking about?
00:39:45Grandpa, this liar isn't even employed by the royal family because he isn't on the royal payroll.
00:39:51I'm not on the payroll because I get paid in Monrovian cash.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:01Then where is it?
00:40:03Okay.
00:40:04I've got some right here.
00:40:07My face is on the cash.
00:40:09Let's see that Monrovian cash.
00:40:18Oh, the insane person would rip up cash.
00:40:21And isn't that a felony?
00:40:23She's right.
00:40:23Ripping up cash is a felony.
00:40:25Come on, explain yourself.
00:40:26That's right.
00:40:28It's a felony in America, but in Monrovia, it's a tradition.
00:40:34That's right.
00:40:35It's a New Year's tradition.
00:40:37We tear up the first bill of the year.
00:40:42Darn it.
00:40:43I'm all out of cash.
00:40:44What an odd tradition.
00:40:46You see, I live with the royal family, so typically they cover all my expenses for my services.
00:40:53Technically not a lie.
00:40:55Really?
00:40:55Then how do you buy things?
00:40:58Like fake gifts.
00:41:00Oh, I know.
00:41:01You stole them.
00:41:02No, I don't steal.
00:41:03I use my card.
00:41:07See?
00:41:08That's the Royal Monrovian credit card.
00:41:11Oh, please.
00:41:12Anyone can tell that card is fake, just like everything else about him.
00:41:15Well, there's one way to find out.
00:41:17Put the entire party on that card, hmm?
00:41:20Waitress?
00:41:21Could we get the check?
00:41:23Over there.
00:41:24The total is $10,000.
00:41:27Hey, look, you don't actually have to pay.
00:41:29We can just tell them.
00:41:29You don't have anything to prove.
00:41:32Run the card.
00:41:37Thank you so much, Your Highness.
00:41:40The card went through?
00:41:41The card works.
00:41:44Okay, great.
00:41:44My fiancé covered your entire Christmas party, so let's drop it.
00:41:47Now, not unless you stole it from the royal family of Monrovia.
00:41:51I demand that you read the name on that card.
00:41:54Whose name is it?
00:41:56Oh, no.
00:41:57My real name is on the card.
00:41:58Who the hell is Harold von Rovingham?
00:42:07He doesn't know my real name.
00:42:09It says in this card.
00:42:10He stole it!
00:42:11Wait, let me see that.
00:42:13Why does this have the royal insignia on it?
00:42:16You stole the prince's card?
00:42:18Well, you should be sent to jail for identity theft.
00:42:23What sort of a person did you bring into our family, Belle?
00:42:27Tell me.
00:42:28Tell me it's not true.
00:42:29No, I didn't.
00:42:30He didn't.
00:42:31That's...
00:42:31You stole a credit card.
00:42:34No, no.
00:42:34I didn't steal the card.
00:42:37The prince gave it to me.
00:42:41The prince gave it to you?
00:42:44All right.
00:42:45Give him a call, then.
00:42:46Have him confirm it.
00:42:48Yeah, call him and put it on speakerphone.
00:42:50I can't call the prince.
00:42:51The prince is me.
00:42:53Okay, everybody stop.
00:42:55Okay, the truth has to come out.
00:42:56Grandpa, I am so, so sorry.
00:43:01Henry has been lying to everybody.
00:43:03Henry can't call the prince because he is the prince.
00:43:07Well, then I'm the sultan of Brunei.
00:43:29I think my waitress has been drinking.
00:43:32You should go before I get you fired.
00:43:34Honestly, if he's stealing the royal credit card, who knows what else he's capable of?
00:43:39Aunt Moira is right.
00:43:40You are a danger to this family, and I'm going to call the cops.
00:43:44You're finished.
00:43:45Okay, you have to tell him the truth.
00:43:47You could go to jail for life.
00:43:48I have a feeling this will all be sorted out soon.
00:43:51No, you don't understand.
00:43:52In America, what you do for a living is not legal.
00:43:56What I do for a living?
00:43:58What the bloody hell are you talking about?
00:44:00Well, cops are called.
00:44:04You're finished, uber boy.
00:44:05You're going to be spending the rest of your life behind bars.
00:44:12Oh, perfect timing.
00:44:13You're under arrest for embezzlement.
00:44:15Even if you prove she's not embezzling, don't find out he's a cowboy and lock him up forever.
00:44:20Officers, I swear there must be a misunderstanding.
00:44:23Not you, him.
00:44:30Me?
00:44:31Whoa, whoa, whoa, I called you guys.
00:44:33What are you talking about?
00:44:34Uh, DeMoss, you're under arrest for embezzling funds from J.P. Morgan and the royal family of Monrovia.
00:44:39No, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:44:42Two hundred K cruise ship, yacht parties, designer suits sound familiar?
00:44:45This is a setup.
00:44:47My future son-in-law would never do that.
00:44:50Yeah, you should arrest him for fraud and identity theft.
00:44:53He schemed this entire thing.
00:44:56Just give me one phone call.
00:44:58I will call the CEO of J.P. Morgan and he will clear all of this up.
00:45:05Huh, there he is right now.
00:45:07Huh, thank God you called, sir.
00:45:09You are fired, fuckwad.
00:45:11You have been stealing from J.P. Morgan for months.
00:45:14Enjoy prison, asshole.
00:45:18Well, I...
00:45:20Baby, baby, you believe me, right?
00:45:22You believe me, don't you?
00:45:22You'll bail me out.
00:45:23You'll love me.
00:45:24You'll love me.
00:45:25Don't insult me, Todd.
00:45:26I don't date poor people.
00:45:28We're done.
00:45:31Babe, babe, that's not possible.
00:45:33I can't go to jail.
00:45:34I'm scared of dropping the soap, baby.
00:45:38Okay, how did you pull that off?
00:45:40How do you know people at J.P. Morgan?
00:45:42I should tell you the truth.
00:45:43We, um, we're together.
00:45:46Oh, my God.
00:45:48He has clients at J.P. Morgan.
00:45:50Oh, no, actually.
00:45:51It's okay, the details aren't important.
00:45:53You got me the house, and that's what matters.
00:45:57You can wipe that smug smile off of your twat face.
00:46:01You don't have the house yet.
00:46:05Grandpa said whichever granddaughter got married first wins the house,
00:46:08and your whore of a daughter is single now, so I win.
00:46:11No, Grandpa said whoever has the most Christmas spirit gets the key, including me.
00:46:19And you can't exclude my darling daughter just because she's single.
00:46:23Mom, stop calling me that.
00:46:25Tomorrow, we have a bake-off, and whoever bakes the best Christmas cookies wins the house.
00:46:36Daddy, what do you think about cookies?
00:46:41Your grandmother loved cookies.
00:46:45I think it's a lovely idea.
00:46:47Fine.
00:46:48Deal.
00:46:48How festive.
00:46:50And you better bring tissues for when you sob over your homeless bitch mother.
00:46:57Well, if you'll excuse us, Aunt Moira, I've got to go find a recipe to kick your ass.
00:47:04But, Mom, I can't bake.
00:47:07I'm just a single loser.
00:47:09Pull yourself together.
00:47:12We are going to win that bake-off and get you the house, even if we have to put Gramps in the hospital.
00:47:19Do you want to put Gramps in the hospital?
00:47:21No.
00:47:21But I'll make damn sure that Belle's cookies will.
00:47:24You ready to bake Christmas cookies for Grandpa?
00:47:33Oh, yeah.
00:47:34Who do you think?
00:47:35You can come into Grandpa's kitchen after what you did to my daughter?
00:47:39You got my fiancé arrested.
00:47:41Yeah, well, he was my fiancé before you spread your legs.
00:47:44You bitch.
00:47:46Do not touch my fiancé.
00:47:48Whatever.
00:47:51When Grandpa tastes our cookies, he'll know exactly who deserves the house.
00:47:56The kitchen is taken.
00:47:59He'll have to bake with the crack addicts under the bridge.
00:48:04Bye.
00:48:06Bye.
00:48:06Where are we going to find the kitchen?
00:48:15I want to save the house, but really all I wanted to do is make cookies for Grandpa's last Christmas.
00:48:22Uh, just give me a moment.
00:48:24Peterson, I need you to find me.
00:48:31An estate with a nice kitchen.
00:48:33But, sir, it's the Christmas holiday and we're in Buffalo.
00:48:37Just find it.
00:48:38When do you expect to move in?
00:48:4020 minutes.
00:48:4120 minutes.
00:48:54I've never been to a royal estate before.
00:48:56Hey, how long has the royal family had a place in upstate New York?
00:48:59It's, uh, fairly recent.
00:49:04Ah!
00:49:06A bowl.
00:49:08Maid Bustle moved it.
00:49:10Here you go.
00:49:12I, um, gotta be honest, I, uh, never baked before.
00:49:17Well, time to learn.
00:49:24Oh, my grandma used to bake with me every year.
00:49:46Do you love for Christmas?
00:49:49So how come your family never did this with you?
00:49:52Hmm.
00:49:53Um, my parents were always preoccupied with work.
00:49:58My dad was, um, not around very much.
00:50:02Yeah, mine too.
00:50:04Is he not coming home for Christmas?
00:50:05No, he, he died a few years back.
00:50:09So sorry.
00:50:11My granddad died a few years back.
00:50:13It must have been hard.
00:50:14It suddenly became a very big responsibility.
00:50:18I'm sure it was very hard for you as well.
00:50:20Not really.
00:50:23I mean, he, he really wasn't around much, and it's not like he was a good person.
00:50:28You know, he lied to my mom a bunch, and she gave him way too many chances, so...
00:50:32But that's why I have my rule.
00:50:35Lie to me, and you're done.
00:50:37Great.
00:50:37I tell her I'm really a prince.
00:50:40She'll never forgive me.
00:50:41Oh.
00:50:42Huh.
00:50:43You missed a spot.
00:50:46May I?
00:50:47Wait, does she not like me?
00:51:09Look, I want you to know.
00:51:10I don't care who you are.
00:51:13Oh, I...
00:51:14Santa Claus.
00:51:16Do you know if you've been standing there?
00:51:20Straight to my heart, a waterfall.
00:51:23In London, Christmas, Santa, that would be the greatest gift of all.
00:51:29Send me an extra stock game to hang next to me on the wall.
00:51:35Santa, send me a love for Christmas.
00:51:39That would be the greatest gift of all.
00:51:43Can we take this to the royal bedroom?
00:51:46Yes.
00:51:54Bella, I...
00:51:55I...
00:51:56I just can't quite yet.
00:51:59Wait, what do you mean?
00:52:01I can't sleep with her if I'm lying to her.
00:52:03But if I tell her the truth, we could lose her.
00:52:07I...
00:52:07Bella, I...
00:52:08I...
00:52:09I just can't.
00:52:10You must not like me.
00:52:18Bella.
00:52:20Wait.
00:52:21No, it's fine.
00:52:22No, really, I should get back to passing the cookies anyway, so...
00:52:25No, it's...
00:52:26This cookie can be just for Grandpa.
00:52:43Here.
00:52:44All right, well, the cookies need to cool before I can frost them, so we should clean up.
00:52:58Oh.
00:53:02Look at their basic, boring-ass bitch cookies.
00:53:07They should be grateful we're making their cookies a little bit better with some laxatives.
00:53:17Grandpa will poop his pants and blame it on Belle.
00:53:25I'm gonna go put the frosting on the cookies.
00:53:26Oh, those are beautiful, sweetheart.
00:53:37They look delicious, Belle.
00:53:44What do we have here?
00:53:46Three-year-olds on TikTok could have made better cookies.
00:53:48But they could never make an elaborate gingerbread house that was made by my perfect daughter for you.
00:53:56You cannot compare this gingerbread mansion with basic dough turds.
00:54:03How did they make that?
00:54:05I don't think they did.
00:54:07My goodness.
00:54:09That's magnificent, Katie.
00:54:12You must have worked days.
00:54:13Katie is absolutely exhausted from all of that gumdrop gluing.
00:54:19But lack of sleep is a small price to pay for Yuletide Spirit.
00:54:23Very impressive house.
00:54:25Must have taken a lot of work.
00:54:27But not from you.
00:54:30Because you purchased that house at a bakery.
00:54:40How dare you accuse us of purchasing this from a bakery?
00:54:43With a fake receipt.
00:54:45It has your signature.
00:54:48You used Grandpa's credit card to buy the gingerbread house.
00:54:52You're just stalling to prevent Grandpa from trying Belle's turd cookies.
00:54:57You're right, Katie.
00:54:58Grandpa should try one.
00:54:59Because it's actually homemade.
00:55:02Right.
00:55:03Here.
00:55:05Enjoy.
00:55:08Please.
00:55:09It's like bottom shelf Betty Crocker.
00:55:11Actually, it's Grandma's recipe.
00:55:14That way she can still be here even though she's gone.
00:55:17You understood.
00:55:19Christmas spirit assignment perfectly, Belle.
00:55:23You don't like her cookies more than mine.
00:55:24He won't.
00:55:26Once he's hospitalized for dehydration.
00:55:28Go ahead, Dad.
00:55:29Take a bite.
00:55:31Why did I tell?
00:55:32What?
00:55:46What?
00:55:46What?
00:55:47A world?
00:55:54No.
00:55:55Oh, that's right.
00:56:14I didn't throw out that cookie.
00:56:16I left it right here on this plate.
00:56:19You're eating that cookie.
00:56:19Katie, you could have killed Grandpa.
00:56:36That wasn't me.
00:56:37The laxatives were in your purse.
00:56:39I saw them.
00:56:40Oh, right.
00:56:40Another line.
00:56:41Just like your gingerbread house.
00:56:43I admit, we bought the gingerbread house, but I would never hurt you, Grandpa.
00:56:47I am disappointed in you, Katie.
00:56:49With my heart condition, I could have died of dehydration.
00:56:54Why isn't everything my fault?
00:56:56It was Belle.
00:56:57Belle didn't bring a fraudster into this house.
00:57:00She didn't break all of my Christmas gifts, and she didn't put laxatives in the cookies.
00:57:06But...
00:57:07I think you and your mother should go stay at a hotel.
00:57:13But, Grandpa, I...
00:57:15Enough of your shenanigans.
00:57:17Belle, the seat of the house is yours.
00:57:22Thank you, Grandpa.
00:57:23All I wanted was a place for Mom to live.
00:57:27Why is the Queen calling you?
00:57:37Oh!
00:57:39Um...
00:57:39Ah, that's just a...
00:57:44It's a little inside joke that I have between me and my mom.
00:57:49Just obsessed with the royal family, I guess.
00:57:51B.R.B.
00:57:54B.R.B.
00:57:55Hi, Mom.
00:57:58Why are you calling me?
00:58:00You said you would leave me alone until New Year's.
00:58:02Is that any way to talk to your mother, Henry?
00:58:05Since you bought an estate in the armpit of America,
00:58:09stopped responding to Peterson,
00:58:12called off the guards,
00:58:13and failed to send me any photographs,
00:58:17I thought we'd spend Christmas together
00:58:19and find out exactly what's going on.
00:58:21No, we can't spend Christmas together.
00:58:24I'm...
00:58:24I'm in Buffalo.
00:58:27Give me the phone.
00:58:29Yes?
00:58:30We would love to invite your family for Christmas.
00:58:33Henry's family is our family.
00:58:36How is Mom coming to Christmas
00:58:38without everyone finding out she's the Queen?
00:58:40She'd like to speak with you.
00:58:45Glad somebody understands hospitality.
00:58:51Why is the royal caravan in our driveway?
00:58:54Also, we're outside.
00:58:56Peterson gave us the address.
00:59:05Oh, is that the Prince?
00:59:11That would be my parents.
00:59:15They work for the royal family, too.
00:59:20Oh.
00:59:20As servants.
00:59:23Oh, okay.
00:59:24Pardon me.
00:59:25One moment.
00:59:28I'll be right back.
00:59:30I'll be right back.
00:59:35Ah, there you are.
00:59:41What's going on, Henry?
00:59:43I thought your girlfriend was an heiress.
00:59:45This house is rather small.
00:59:47Um, about that...
00:59:49She's not an heiress.
00:59:52Uh, she's a regular American.
00:59:56A commoner?
00:59:57An American?
00:59:59Henry, are you trying to kill me?
01:00:01What else aren't you telling me?
01:00:03She doesn't know that I'm the Prince?
01:00:08Or that you're the Queen and King?
01:00:13What in God's name does she think we are?
01:00:15Servants?
01:00:17Oh, no.
01:00:19Henry?
01:00:20Where are you?
01:00:21If she sees you dressed like this,
01:00:23she will know I'm the Prince.
01:00:25Please, please, go change.
01:00:26I like this girl.
01:00:28Please, go.
01:00:29Go.
01:00:32Hey.
01:00:32Uh, where are your parents?
01:00:35They, uh, they needed a moment to freshen up a little.
01:00:41Let's go this way.
01:00:44Consider it, my dear.
01:00:46Do you remember how dumb I was when I was his age?
01:00:50When I was chasing after you?
01:00:53I refuse to pose as a commoner.
01:00:56Besides, what the devil we were.
01:00:58Happy holidays.
01:01:11Happy holidays.
01:01:11Well, uh, these are my parents.
01:01:18Vicky?
01:01:20Vicky?
01:01:21And, uh, Eddie.
01:01:24Well, thank you, milady, for your hospitality.
01:01:29This must be the guest house.
01:01:35She's pretty.
01:01:36We're in America.
01:01:37I take that as a compliment, Mother.
01:01:40Something's not right.
01:01:42I love your necklace.
01:01:44So expensive for someone who cleans toilets for a living.
01:01:49It was a gift from me lady, the queen, for cleaning Flo so well.
01:01:55You know, our floors are absolutely filthy.
01:02:00You wouldn't mind cleaning them while you're here for us, would you?
01:02:02I normally don't speak to the hell, but I'll make an exception for you.
01:02:06Well, aren't you a peach?
01:02:09I'm ready to give them both the royal smackdown.
01:02:12I think it's time to set the table.
01:02:14Would you, would you like to help me, Vicky?
01:02:16Help?
01:02:17What would you be willing to set our table just like you would for the royal family?
01:02:22I mean, I'd really like it.
01:02:24She's never set a table before in her life.
01:02:27She'll give herself away.
01:02:29Right.
01:02:31Go on.
01:02:31Go on.
01:02:38Wow.
01:02:42I haven't seen such a beautiful table setting since my wife was alive.
01:02:50Cheers to new beginnings.
01:02:53Welcome, Vicky and Eddie, to our family.
01:02:58Cheers.
01:02:59Americans are so loud.
01:03:02And ew, there's so much dairy in their food.
01:03:05My arteries are clogging just looking at this.
01:03:07Oh, don't be so stiff, Vicky.
01:03:10I quite like it.
01:03:11And look at our boy.
01:03:15He's never looked happier.
01:03:21We must be getting on.
01:03:25You owe me.
01:03:28I can drive you right now.
01:03:30Oh.
01:03:31I insist.
01:03:33That would be lovely.
01:03:35We could use the time to get acquainted.
01:03:37I hate her.
01:03:40Ever since we were little, she's always gotten everything.
01:03:43And now she gets the house.
01:03:44Don't you worry about this shitty house.
01:03:47We are going to get you a palace.
01:03:50But how?
01:03:51We're going to follow those servants back to the royal estate and beg you the prince.
01:03:57Oh, my God.
01:04:14It's the prince.
01:04:20Come to me, my prince.
01:04:21Madam, I am not the prince.
01:04:25That's exactly what a secret prince would say.
01:04:28I know a prince when I see one.
01:04:31Marry me.
01:04:32Make me your princess.
01:04:33Madam, madam, madam.
01:04:34I am not madam.
01:04:35Madam, madam.
01:04:36I am not madam.
01:04:38Please.
01:04:39Oh, dear.
01:04:43Kitty, what are you doing?
01:04:45What does it look like?
01:04:46I'm getting a prince.
01:04:48Bow to me, bitches.
01:04:50I'm your queen now.
01:04:51My first act of business?
01:04:53You're all fired.
01:04:55That man is not a prince.
01:04:57He's a servant.
01:04:59What?
01:05:00I...
01:05:00I touched a servant?
01:05:03What?
01:05:06I tried to warn you, madam.
01:05:10Bow, can we a little chit-chat inside for a moment?
01:05:14Is my own mother going to give up my identity?
01:05:21I'll fake for the family, but I won't lie to her.
01:05:26What's your plan with my son?
01:05:29Well, I really like him, but I can't be with him because of his job.
01:05:34Well, his occupation does ask lots of him.
01:05:37Never enough to go round.
01:05:40Great.
01:05:40So he's not just a prostitute.
01:05:42He's a busy prostitute.
01:05:44He's been through a lot since his grandfather died.
01:05:47But it's a family business.
01:05:50Wait, so him and his grandfather both had sex with people for a living?
01:05:55What?
01:05:56You think my Henry and my beloved father are prostitutes?
01:06:00Wait, but if he's not a prostitute, then what is he?
01:06:02No!
01:06:05Don't!
01:06:12Don't!
01:06:15Don't have a conversation without me.
01:06:19What were you talking about?
01:06:20Well, I was just inviting Belle and her grandpa and her mom to the royal new year's ball.
01:06:27The royal ball?
01:06:28Seriously?
01:06:29Yes.
01:06:30That's when the prince will reveal his identity and stop his American shenanigans.
01:06:38Oh my gosh, this is incredible.
01:06:40Grandpa's going to be so excited.
01:06:42God, I can't wait to tell him.
01:06:44Oh, I...
01:06:45Why are you just like a prince in the family portrait?
01:06:54Out with it, Henry.
01:06:56Well, uh...
01:06:58The royal family had us painted like royalty for our years of service.
01:07:07Okay.
01:07:09I'm going to go tell Grandpa.
01:07:11Why did you invite her to the ball?
01:07:15She'll know I'm the prince.
01:07:16That's the point, Henry.
01:07:18I would any woman not want to fall in love with a prince.
01:07:22You think she loves me?
01:07:24I'm not blind, darling.
01:07:26And if you love her, you'll tell her the truth and stop lying.
01:07:30But...
01:07:31But what if I tell her the truth and she doesn't forgive me?
01:07:36It's a risk you'll have to take.
01:07:37But if you don't tell her you're the prince before the ball, I will.
01:07:42Everyone got an invitation to the royal new year ball except me?
01:07:58And I licked a servant!
01:08:00You expected to be invited after the way you treated Henry's parents?
01:08:04This is bullshit.
01:08:06Get me an invitation now!
01:08:07I would love to get you one, except I'm just a lowly driver.
01:08:13Remember?
01:08:16I'll get an invitation anyway.
01:08:21Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:08:25Yes.
01:08:28Oh!
01:08:29Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!
01:08:31I'm so clumsy!
01:08:33Excuse me, ma'am.
01:08:34Do I get any night of you?
01:08:35No!
01:08:36No, no, no, of course not!
01:08:37But you know what?
01:08:38You are so handsome!
01:08:40I like you!
01:08:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, pretty!
01:08:43It's not a...
01:08:43Thank you!
01:08:50Time to go bag a prince.
01:08:55Hey, babe.
01:08:57You know that sex tape you have with you and Belle?
01:08:59I want everyone at the ball to know a little Miss Perfect is a dirty little bitch.
01:09:05Did Belle receive the gifts I sent her over this morning?
01:09:09What gifts are you talking about?
01:09:11Come on, this way.
01:09:14We are here to dress the family for the royal ball, with the exception of, and I quote, the
01:09:18trashy cousin.
01:09:20No!
01:09:20No, absolutely not!
01:09:22Please, you need to leave!
01:09:23Now!
01:09:23These are orders of the queen!
01:09:25This is not the way to be treating your royal stylist!
01:09:27Uh, why is the royal stylist here?
01:09:36This is quite normal for...
01:09:38For, uh, try not to lie, Henry.
01:09:41Christmas present from the queen!
01:09:45Uh-huh.
01:09:46And why would the queen care about us?
01:09:49Because the queen is a very generous woman.
01:09:53And, Belle, listen, I...
01:09:57Your, your highness!
01:09:59Uh-uh.
01:09:59I mean, uh, Henry.
01:10:01We have to go back to the palace!
01:10:03Your mother needs you!
01:10:04This way!
01:10:05Uh, wait, your highness?
01:10:07Okay, Henry, what is going on?
01:10:09Why is everyone acting so weird?
01:10:10These people are here to help you get ready.
01:10:13I will explain everything at the ball.
01:10:15Well, I promise.
01:10:17Okay.
01:10:25Whatever happens tomorrow, I want you to know that...
01:10:29This is the best Christmas I have ever had.
01:10:33Oh, and...
01:10:35I lift you a gift.
01:10:36What did he mean, whatever happens?
01:10:55Dad, want to have some champagne?
01:10:56Okay.
01:10:56Too bad your garage sale tiara doesn't cover your whore face.
01:11:10What are you even doing here?
01:11:12Forget Todd.
01:11:13We came to bag Katie a prince.
01:11:16Where is he?
01:11:17I don't care about the prince.
01:11:18I'm here to see Henry.
01:11:19Aw.
01:11:20Did your fiancé dump you again?
01:11:22He's probably cheating on you.
01:11:24And you're so used to being a cug.
01:11:27He's not cheating on me.
01:11:29Really?
01:11:29Then where is he?
01:11:31He's busy working.
01:11:33Come on.
01:11:34The guy takes secret phone calls and leaves all the time?
01:11:37Take it from me?
01:11:38He's probably boning someone else.
01:11:41Henry did need to tell me something.
01:11:43Maybe they're right.
01:11:44Maybe there is someone else.
01:11:46And after tonight, he might see you a little differently.
01:11:50What are you talking about?
01:11:53You'll see.
01:11:53Just wait for the show.
01:11:56Now, let's go bag a prince for my little princess.
01:12:07See that guy over there?
01:12:10Him?
01:12:11Of course.
01:12:13He asked me to give you this slideshow to play.
01:12:17If it's for the prince, I guess it's okay.
01:12:20Okay.
01:12:20Okay.
01:12:20Okay.
01:12:23God, she's perfect.
01:12:26I have to tell her the truth before it's too late.
01:12:31You look so beautiful.
01:12:33Oh, um, there isn't much time.
01:12:37Can we talk?
01:12:38Oh, God.
01:12:38He wants to talk because there's someone else.
01:12:43Didn't mean to lie to you.
01:12:44I can't believe this is happening to me again.
01:12:48God, I'm an idiot.
01:12:49It's...
01:12:49I'm fine.
01:12:51Okay, I already know.
01:12:53What?
01:12:54You know?
01:12:55How?
01:12:56I wish you had told me that you were in love with somebody else before I...
01:12:59Wait a second.
01:13:01You think I'm in love with someone else?
01:13:04There is no one else but you.
01:13:07Well, good.
01:13:12Because I am in love with you.
01:13:15I love you too, Bill.
01:13:17You know, I haven't felt what family is supposed to feel like since Grandma died.
01:13:21But you brought that feeling back.
01:13:23And you gave me the American Christmas I always wanted.
01:13:26Well, if there's no one else, then what did you want to tell me?
01:13:30I, um...
01:13:31I don't want to work for you.
01:13:34I want to be with you.
01:13:36But, um...
01:13:37I'm not the person I said that I was.
01:13:39I'm actually...
01:13:40Your Highness!
01:13:43Henry, you have to go.
01:13:45I have your jacket.
01:13:46Forgive me.
01:13:47I...
01:13:47I'm sorry.
01:13:48Your Highness?
01:13:50I'm sorry.
01:13:51What the hell is going on?
01:13:54Ladies and gentlemen, please stand for His Highness King Edward of Monrovia
01:14:04and Her Majesty Queen Victoria.
01:14:20Ah!
01:14:24And for the first time publicly in the United States,
01:14:29Prince Harold von Monrovingham of Monrovia.
01:14:52Oh my God.
01:14:53He's a prince.
01:14:59Monrovia.
01:14:59I'm going to faint.
01:15:02I knew I liked this kid.
01:15:05He's the prince?
01:15:07What the fuck?
01:15:08He's the prince?
01:15:09That means...
01:15:10Has the Queen of Monrovia
01:15:13just grabbed our toilets?
01:15:14Oh my God!
01:15:15Let her have her moment for now.
01:15:19My name is Prince Harold von Monrovingham.
01:15:24But, to just one person here, I'm just Henry.
01:15:29You hid your identity.
01:15:33Why couldn't you just tell me?
01:15:34I didn't know if I could find someone who would love me for me, and not just my crown.
01:15:41So you lied.
01:15:42I know I lied.
01:15:43But I didn't think that love was something that was possible for me until I met you.
01:15:48And now I'm terrified that you'll never forgive me.
01:15:53How could I ever trust you again?
01:15:55I told you, I hate liars.
01:15:58And that's exactly why I wanted to make this public.
01:16:01So that I could win you back.
01:16:03Oh.
01:16:03Will you...
01:16:05Will you marry me?
01:16:08For real this time.
01:16:10Be my princess.
01:16:17I...
01:16:17Stop.
01:16:19There's no way this bitch is becoming princess.
01:16:22Can't those Americans do anything normally.
01:16:26This whoreface is trash.
01:16:28And doesn't deserve to be royalty.
01:16:30Please, Katie.
01:16:31Stop.
01:16:31You're embarrassing yourself.
01:16:33The only thing embarrassing about this family is that little twat.
01:16:37Her old goody-goody is an act.
01:16:40She fooled your son, and she doesn't deserve to be a princess.
01:16:43What are you talking about?
01:16:45Enough with this American insanity.
01:16:48My son was mid-proposal.
01:16:50Go on.
01:16:50Go on, Henry.
01:16:51No attention to this commoner.
01:16:54Your Majesty's, about earlier.
01:16:55I'm sorry.
01:16:56Sorry about what?
01:16:57Asking me to scrub your toilets.
01:17:00We apologize, your highnesses.
01:17:02But, but, but, but, but, but there's been a big misunderstanding.
01:17:05No, I understand who you are very well.
01:17:08God.
01:17:13Get off me.
01:17:14Don't you want to know the truth about your future daughter-in-law?
01:17:17She is a whore.
01:17:19Watch it.
01:17:20There's nothing that you can say that can make me love Belle any less.
01:17:23You're a liar.
01:17:24I have nothing to hide.
01:17:27No.
01:17:28Apparently you put it all out there.
01:17:30Remember that little video you took with God?
01:17:33I don't think he'll like it once he sees what trash you are.
01:17:37That video is private.
01:17:39What video, Henry?
01:17:41What is she talking about?
01:17:42Now ask yourselves.
01:17:44Is this the kind of ho, ho, ho you want for a princess of your shitty country?
01:17:50Hit it.
01:17:51What the fuck?
01:18:02Where's Belle's sex tape?
01:18:03Belle, is that true?
01:18:05Don't listen to a word this lunatic has to say.
01:18:08She assaulted me and has been stalking the prince all along.
01:18:12He's lying.
01:18:14Just look at the video.
01:18:15I gave it to the tech guy.
01:18:17And I promptly took care of it.
01:18:20Enough!
01:18:21This is nothing but a case of revenge porn.
01:18:24Now bow to the royal family and beg for forgiveness.
01:18:28What?
01:18:40Please forgive me.
01:18:42Not just to me.
01:18:44Also to the future princess of Monrovia.
01:18:47What?
01:18:48She isn't a princess!
01:18:49Not yet.
01:18:50Now bow.
01:18:53Your Highness, I bow.
01:18:56I suppose that will do.
01:18:59And now off to you to the police station.
01:19:02Guards!
01:19:04Please, Your Highness.
01:19:06Forgive me.
01:19:07It was just a joke.
01:19:08Oh, a joke.
01:19:09Just when you assaulted my valet.
01:19:13Guards!
01:19:13Now how's that for being the old egg?
01:19:16I'm calling my lawyer!
01:19:19Wait!
01:19:19I should be the princess of Monrovia!
01:19:21Me!
01:19:23Now, where were we?
01:19:24Henry?
01:19:25Oh, yes.
01:19:25On one knee.
01:19:26Oh, right.
01:19:27Well, will you do me the honor of being the wife of Prince Harold von Monrovingen?
01:19:42No.
01:19:43I don't know who that is.
01:19:47I don't know who that is.
01:19:56But I will marry Henry.
01:20:00But never lie to me again.
01:20:03I promise I will never, ever lie to you ever again, my beautiful belle.
01:20:08Then I forgive you.
01:20:10Because I'm a prince?
01:20:11No, because you're you.
01:20:14I don't need these presents, this crown or the royal estate.
01:20:18I just want you.
01:20:19No kiss already.
01:20:31That's an order.
01:20:37To the future princess of Monrovia, Princess Belle.
01:20:43Oh, these are quite comfy, actually.
01:20:58Yeah.
01:21:00Oh, you know what?
01:21:01I'll get started.
01:21:03This gift is for Belle.
01:21:06And it's a special token for the first time we've ever met.
01:21:11Is it another tiara?
01:21:19It's better than a tiara.
01:21:20Oh, it's pretty old.
01:21:23For all the riches in my kingdom, you're the greatest gift I've ever received.
01:21:30Oh.
01:21:35I have the royal nappies, your highness.
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