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00:00Thank you out of my way!
00:02Same old dragon walker.
00:04Or maybe we can give her a new life.
00:06Don't think she been to it.
00:07She doesn't need to know, does she?
00:09Fake profile.
00:10Friend request a couple of desperate saddos.
00:12I've been approached online.
00:14I'm saying that I want to join your trust.
00:17The majority of our long-term refusers are resistant.
00:21Maybe introduce a peer mentorship.
00:24I'll help you run it.
00:25I think I've got problems with my eating.
00:28I eat to feel good until I don't and then I purge.
00:31I caused this because I thought no one would ever find out.
00:34Find out what?
00:35It says messed up eating.
00:36I don't want to die.
00:37Oh baby, come here.
00:58Don't think you know.
00:59Don't think you know.
01:00What's right?
01:01I couldn't show.
01:02I've always been so.
01:03Uptight.
01:04Runnin' alone.
01:05Don't think you know.
01:06Don't think you know.
01:07What's right?
01:08I couldn't show.
01:09I've always been so.
01:10Uptight.
01:11Runnin' alone.
01:12Runnin' alone.
01:13Runnin' alone.
01:14Creston.
01:15Here he is.
01:16Ready and raring to go.
01:17Good to be back, sir.
01:18We've missed you.
01:19There's no final ambassador for this school.
01:20Come on.
01:21Let's get you in.
01:22Come on.
01:23Let's get you in.
01:24Good to be back, sir.
01:25We've missed you.
01:26There's no final ambassador for this school.
01:28You alright?
01:29Yeah?
01:30Yeah.
01:31Yeah.
01:32It's good to be out of the house, sir.
01:33I want a fresh start.
01:34Of course.
01:35You've got this.
01:36I've always been so.
01:37I've always been so.
01:38Uptight.
01:39Runnin' along.
01:40Runnin' along.
01:41Runnin' along.
01:42Creston.
01:43Here he is.
01:44Ready and raring to go.
01:45Good to be back, sir.
01:46We've missed you.
01:47There's no final ambassador for this school.
01:49Come on.
01:50Let's get you in.
01:51You alright?
01:52Yeah?
01:53Yeah.
01:54It's good to be out of the house, sir.
01:55I want a fresh start.
01:56Of course.
01:57You're done.
01:58This is it, Neil.
01:59World's my oyster.
02:00Nearly fully qualified.
02:01I'm gonna get a place of my own and here I am driving to a job I love in my car.
02:15My car?
02:16Yeah, but soon I'll have my own.
02:18Come on, Neil.
02:19Be happy for me.
02:20Pass my test.
02:21What is going on here?
02:22Are these new kids?
02:23Yes.
02:24It's okay.
02:25They're part of our attendance drive.
02:26You're gonna be fine.
02:27Right?
02:28Come on!
02:29Look!
02:31Move!
02:32Move!
02:33Move!
02:35Move.
02:36Move.
02:37Move.
02:38Move!
02:39Move!
02:40Move!
02:41Move.
02:42Move.
02:43Move!
02:44Move.
02:45Move.
02:46Move,namiza!
02:47Move.
02:50Muppet.
02:54He's wealthy.
02:56Yeah, he's got some way to eat and think.
03:07Kim.
03:08Nearly time for the briefing.
03:10Oh, yes, you're a lifesaver.
03:11Andrew is coming in at lunch today as well.
03:14Ooh, lunch in the school canteen.
03:16How romantic.
03:16No, we've got a lot to talk about.
03:18Oh, the academy stuff.
03:19Yeah.
03:20I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually really excited about it.
03:23Told the staff?
03:24Yeah, it's early days for that.
03:26It's going to be a bit of a shock for them,
03:27but I really think it's going to be good for the school, so...
03:30Yeah, you know how much teachers love change.
03:40So how have you selected these peer mentors?
03:43Ah, see, that's the genius part.
03:45Some of the mentors we've chosen aren't exactly what you'd expect.
03:48Hmm, let me guess.
03:50You've scraped the bottom of the barrel?
03:52No.
03:53We've chosen kids who would benefit from having some responsibility, Neil.
03:58Oh, the naughty ones.
03:59Or those who need a bit of a boost to their self-esteem.
04:03I have thrown my support behind this, and I am expecting all of my staff to do the same.
04:08Okay, if there is nothing else, have a great day, everyone.
04:11I think there might be something that you've forgotten to talk to us about.
04:15Neil, you're normally desperate to get out of these briefings.
04:17To be fair, yes.
04:19But I care about my colleagues.
04:23Very much.
04:26And sharing of information is important, I think.
04:29So when a fellow governor disclosed something to me last night,
04:33I thought it was my duty to pass on the news to my colleagues.
04:37Just when exactly were you going to share our impending academy status with us?
04:49Okay, thank you for that.
04:54Well, it wasn't my intention to talk about it quite yet.
04:58There is nothing set in stone, but, um...
05:01Yes, we are entering discussions about turning Waterloo Road
05:05into an academy.
05:07Now, I understand that that may be a source of concern for some of you.
05:12It might be a good thing.
05:14Yeah, of course, that's exactly what I'm saying.
05:17You know, let's discuss the pros and cons.
05:19Well, I can think of a huge pro.
05:21Maybe we can get back to the nuts and bolts
05:25and not have children missing classes to do peer mentoring
05:28and all the other touchy-feely nonsense.
05:30I'm sure that we won't be converting into anything
05:33until Kim's done a full consultation with all teaching staff.
05:37Yeah, and we can start that period of consultation today.
05:41Lunchtime, I can try and organise for myself
05:45and someone from the Trust to come in
05:47and we can answer any questions that you may have.
05:52Great.
05:54Mate, it's getting proper serious.
06:13We've got, like, proper thing about our next move.
06:15Yeah, we need to up our game.
06:18Make it more obvious.
06:20We can't go too far with it.
06:21Look, why don't we send her a heart emoji?
06:25It's not enough.
06:27What about if we send them anew?
06:29That's too far, isn't it?
06:31Yeah.
06:33Hey, it's a bit different.
06:35It's still the same with you.
06:37It's, like, similar, similar.
06:39What's going on?
06:41Nothing.
06:42I'm saying, oh, no, wait, pass me your phone.
06:45What?
06:46Pass me your phone.
06:47Pass me your phone now.
06:48What is this?
06:54Hey, tell me.
06:56Or when are you about to get hurt?
06:58Now, you know what?
06:59Both of you are going to get hurt.
07:01What is that?
07:02Right, it's just...
07:02You know, like...
07:04What?
07:04You're not going to like it, but...
07:06Basically, what it is, yeah, is...
07:09We've set up a fake account, pretend to be Miss Walker.
07:12And Mr. Guthrie thinks he's, like, flirting with her online,
07:16which is bad.
07:17It is...
07:17It is really bad.
07:19And we know that.
07:21But...
07:22Brings us life, Kelly Jo.
07:28That's really funny.
07:29HE LAUGHS
07:31Yeah.
07:32HE LAUGHS
07:33No way!
07:35Look at that one.
07:36HE LAUGHS
07:38I mean, Mrs. Walker.
07:48Ooh.
07:49Not as fit as I used to be.
07:51I mean, you know, I still keep each other in shape, obviously.
07:54Er, I just thought we could have a catch-up.
07:57So, what do you think?
07:59Are we going to go for it?
08:00Oh.
08:01Cards on table.
08:02Like it.
08:03Erm.
08:04Well, I think that, erm...
08:08When feelings are running deep,
08:10the best thing to do is to, erm...
08:12Just close your eyes and take a leap of faith.
08:15You know, carpe diem and all that.
08:18So you're in favour, then?
08:20I'm game if you are.
08:22Oh.
08:23I've got to say, I'm a bit disappointed.
08:26I thought you were a man of principle.
08:28Well, you should, er...
08:30You should have your own idea
08:31as to whether we go for academy status or not,
08:35and you shouldn't be driven by what anyone else thinks.
08:39Well, you're talking about academy status?
08:42Yeah.
08:43What were you talking about?
08:44Come on, girls!
08:46What's that?
08:50Oh!
08:51We're at work!
08:53Gotcha!
08:54Hey, but listen, don't think you can't hit me up.
08:59As the kids say.
09:00Ha ha ha ha!
09:01Ha ha ha ha ha!
09:10Ha ha ha!
09:11Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:11Oh!
09:13You're back!
09:14Yeah, now you're trying to give me an heart attack.
09:16I'm just happy you're back.
09:19Are you OK?
09:21Yeah, yeah, I'm sound.
09:22Mum's acting like I'm going to break into a million pieces
09:26if she lose his sight of me.
09:29I'm so ready for things to go back to being normal.
09:34All I need is to get back in the game
09:36and I'll feel like myself again.
09:39Yeah, well, maybe you should just take it easy.
09:44I've been taking it easy for months.
09:47Plus, haven't you missed seeing me all sweaty on the court?
09:50Mm-hm.
09:51Yes, come to think of it.
09:53Mm-hm.
09:55Safe is sexy.
09:57Basketball can wait a bit.
10:00All right, I'll think about it.
10:02OK, I gotta go.
10:03I'll see you around.
10:07It's nice having you around.
10:10Oi!
10:11Don't miss me too much.
10:12I'm sorry, this isn't how I wanted you to find out.
10:23Really, Neil shouldn't have said anything.
10:24Neil isn't the issue here.
10:26We're your deputies.
10:28You should have spoken to us.
10:29I know, I'm sorry.
10:30I should have discussed it with you both at first,
10:33but potentially this is exciting news, no?
10:36Yes, of course it is.
10:42You know I'm all up for academy status.
10:45The standard's usually better.
10:48But if I'm going to help lead the drive,
10:49I'd like to be there from the start.
10:51And you are here from the start?
10:52Both of you are?
10:54Oh.
10:55Right.
10:55Well, good.
10:56OK.
10:56I got it.
11:02Right.
11:03I want a paragraph, please,
11:05on how Germany became Europe's military superpower.
11:10I don't know, I don't.
11:11What's the one getting?
11:12It's a poem.
11:13It's about love.
11:15Can I pass you the phone?
11:16You guys are pointless, mate.
11:19What are we going?
11:21Hang on.
11:24Who's that?
11:25Bring, bring, bring, bring, bring, bring.
11:28Is she all right?
11:30Yeah.
11:31We have liftoff.
11:36Shh.
11:53What's going on?
11:54There you go now.
11:54Pass it, pass it.
11:55And the one, and the one, and the one.
12:03Started with army?
12:04Are you coming to watch this practice?
12:06No, I'm coming to play.
12:08And you will?
12:09Just not yet.
12:13It's brilliant, Teffy, Ben.
12:16Captain, let's get your head back in the game.
12:18Captain.
12:19Captain.
12:21I was going to tell you sooner, right?
12:22Because you were all proper tired.
12:25I'll wait till I had a heart attack,
12:26then jump into my shoes.
12:27Bye.
12:39You're going to name that man.
12:42No, I'm in.
12:42I'm in.
12:50OK.
13:21Preston! Preston! Preston, stop!
13:26Well, sorry, should I be following captain's orders?
13:28I knew you wouldn't be okay with it.
13:30I am, right? What I'm not okay with is you lying to me.
13:33I didn't lie.
13:33You didn't ever bother telling me the truth, guy.
13:36There wasn't a right time.
13:39Well, how about this morning when we were literally talking about basketball?
13:43And maybe when Mr. King first made a captain?
13:45It's temporary. It's not a big deal.
13:51Does it look like it's not a big deal?
13:56Oi! Watch out!
13:57You are...
13:58I'm sorry.
14:01I'm sorry.
14:31Hey! Kai, don't forget, period three, you're meeting your mentee, yeah?
15:01Don't look at me like that. Don't even think about letting me down.
15:04I'm sorry I can't, miss.
15:06I've not got the right headspace for that right now.
15:08I need to concentrate on the basketball. Now I'm captain.
15:12Preston's proper gutted about that.
15:14I feel really tight.
15:17I just... I can't do the mentor thing right now. I'm sorry, miss.
15:19Well, that's okay, I understand.
15:23He's pushing me away.
15:25Well, life has changed for him. He had a heart attack.
15:29He can't do all the stuff he used to.
15:31I get it.
15:34Look, I just feel rubbish.
15:37He's gone from hero to zero in his head.
15:40I don't know why he thinks that.
15:41He's still such an important asset to the school.
15:44He should just take your place as a pay mentor.
15:48Yeah.
15:50Yeah.
15:51Thanks, miss.
15:53Hey.
15:55I still haven't heard from Andrew.
15:56I'm sure he'll be here.
15:59Yeah, I'm sure he will.
16:00He's just...
16:02He's cutting it a bit fine.
16:11Come in.
16:16Oh.
16:17Preston.
16:21How are you doing?
16:21I'm leaving.
16:30Okay, yeah.
16:31Well, I guess it can be a bit full-on with all the new additions.
16:34I don't suppose one more day at home will do you any harm.
16:36No, no.
16:38No, I mean, I'm leaving 6-1 for good.
16:41I've been looking at specialist sports colleges.
16:43I think they'd be a better fit.
16:44I don't want to be here.
16:45Everyone's, like, staring at me and talking about me behind my back
16:49like I'm some sort of weirdo.
16:50Preston, you can't just make a snap decision
16:54and leave school because you're having a bad day.
16:57I'm not.
16:59I'm having a bad life.
17:00Well, you're going nowhere.
17:02You're a pillar of the Waterloo Road community.
17:04And you are an asset to this school.
17:07Yeah, I was.
17:08More like.
17:10Well, now no-one knows or cares who I am,
17:12so I might as well just start somewhere else.
17:14Wait, no, that's not true.
17:16Yes, it is.
17:17What would you know?
17:18Well, I know you're hurting, but please don't take that tone with me.
17:21I want you to be a peer mentor.
17:23We're pairing up the new students with people who can help them settle in.
17:27Yeah, no thanks.
17:28Well, you're not getting a choice.
17:30Everything you've learnt about leadership on the basketball court
17:33can be applied to peer mentoring.
17:35Hmm?
17:35Come on, you develop relationships with others so easily.
17:39You don't just stop being a role model because you can't get a ball in a hoop.
17:42Preston, look, I look at you, and I know you have got so much to offer the world.
17:47With or without a fully functioning heart.
17:50So you're not getting a choice, you're doing it.
17:51All right.
17:52All right, stop going on.
17:54I'll do it until I leave.
17:56Good.
17:56Period three.
17:57In the hall.
17:59Yay.
18:00And we will talk about sports college later.
18:03Yeah.
18:06That was impressive.
18:09All right.
18:10Love it.
18:13Oh, them rings.
18:15Right.
18:27I'm not surprised she's late.
18:29Too scared to show her face.
18:32She'll be here, don't worry.
18:33Uh, thank you all for coming.
18:59Oh, that's my lunch.
19:08Thank you all for coming and accommodating me on your lunch hour.
19:12Look, rather than me just, you know, doing all the talking, I thought it would be a good
19:15idea if we did a bit of a Q&A.
19:18So, does anybody have any questions?
19:24All right, then, come on, what shall we do next?
19:26Need to up our game, lads.
19:29Think, man.
19:29Come on, think.
19:33What do we do?
19:37Oh, my gosh, I've got it.
19:39I think it needs to be something a little bit more visual.
19:45What visual?
19:46What's that supposed to mean?
19:50You'll find out.
19:52You'll not.
19:53You've given us best case scenario, right?
19:56We get to keep our budgets and curriculum and all that jazz.
20:00But is that really the reality?
20:02I mean, can you guarantee that we are not going to lose a subject like drama from the curriculum?
20:11Look, I've got to be honest.
20:12I don't know.
20:15The truth is, uh, the discussions are at such an early stage, which is why I didn't feel
20:21it was quite appropriate to start talking about it yet.
20:24It's such a shame that Mr Trennaman is not here to answer these questions.
20:28Andrew Trennaman, as in your boyfriend.
20:31Mr Trennaman, as in CEO of the trust, Mr Trennaman.
20:39Look, I think that this is the start of what could be a really exciting journey.
20:44And I want to take you all on it with me.
20:46You are all, all of you, valued.
20:49You make the school what it is.
20:54So, uh, if you do have any more questions, why don't you email me and I will answer them
21:00as best as I can.
21:02Okay?
21:17Leadership is a chance to turn heartbreak into opportunity and disappointment.
21:22into hope.
21:25Chill out, brave heart.
21:27Yeah, sir, it's not like we're going to war, you know.
21:30Okay, your mentees are going to arrive any second, right?
21:33So, can we please just make this session count?
21:36Yeah?
21:37Right?
21:40Come in, come in.
21:41Take a seat.
21:43Come on, let me...
21:44I guess she's mine.
21:49Oh, yeah, she is, actually, yeah.
21:50Now, I know this might feel a little awkward, but believe me, once we do a couple of icebreakers,
21:55you'll be right.
21:57Oh, look, see?
21:58Got something in common already.
21:59You won't know this, but I was actually Miss Spratt's mentor when she first arrived.
22:04And, at first, it was a struggle, wasn't it?
22:08Yeah, I know she won't mind me saying that.
22:10Erm, but I was able to help her identify strategies that really, really helped.
22:14And I learnt just as much from her as she did from me.
22:18Erm, so, Jess, you know where you are.
22:21You're with Kelly Jo.
22:22Er, Declan?
22:23Yeah?
22:24You are with Noel.
22:26Yes.
22:26And...
22:29Come on, then.
22:30Er, Preston, you are with Molly.
22:34It's Mog.
22:35What?
22:35Is that, like, your gaming name?
22:37You're all right, champ.
22:39Er, I'll...
22:40I'll do the rest of the names.
22:42It's OK.
22:43Tom, you're with Shuey.
22:46And Gwen, you're with Misha.
22:48And James, you're with James.
22:51Do you get a trophy for this?
22:52Yes.
23:01Yellow!
23:03Hey!
23:04You all right, mate?
23:05Yeah, yeah.
23:06Er, I've just, er, come to pick your brains.
23:10You've come to pick my brains, man?
23:11You must be lost.
23:13Er, well, it's more like, erm...
23:15You know, the...
23:17The modern world.
23:19Erm...
23:20It's, erm...
23:21I'm still playing catch-up.
23:25Right, well, have you, er...
23:26Have you tried switching it off and on again?
23:30The computer?
23:31Oh, er...
23:32No, no, no, no, no.
23:33No, it's not that.
23:34It's, er...
23:35Well, it's more like, erm...
23:38Lady trouble.
23:41Sorry, what?
23:44Lady trouble.
23:46Oh, they...
23:48Why...
23:48Why do you say so, then?
23:51See, I've been conversing with someone online.
23:53Yeah?
23:54And when she sends me messages, well, I get the impression that she likes me.
23:58You know, like, really likes me.
23:59Yeah?
24:00When we're face-to-face, she acts like, erm...
24:03Something she's just stepped in.
24:05Oh, mate, don't worry about that.
24:07It's all part of the game.
24:08Look, if she's into that online stuff, yeah, she's in to that online stuff, if you know what I mean.
24:13Just, just play it that way too, yeah?
24:15What do you mean?
24:19Well, look, I'm just saying, you know, back in your day, you probably sent love letters with horses and carriages and that.
24:26Look, in my experience, you know, I've...
24:29I've always let the woman set the tone.
24:33Yeah?
24:33Yeah.
24:34Look, if she's into it, just...
24:36Just go along for the ride, mate.
24:37So, how did you know that we'd be together?
24:50Isn't it obvious?
24:52No.
24:53Because we're black, innit?
24:56So, I found this great place for a soul.
24:58Nah, I don't believe you.
25:00You could hear everything.
25:01You know, I don't think I ever went to the bog the entire time I was at that school.
25:04Why was there no doors on the toilets?
25:06Because kids did bad stuff when they were close, so, like, we shouldn't have them.
25:10Like what?
25:10Like, beat each other up.
25:11Mate, it sounds like a proper rough school.
25:14Yeah, it was.
25:15I hated it.
25:16I like that hair, is it?
25:17No.
25:18No.
25:21Carry on.
25:24Well, look, if anyone ever, like, starts at you or anything, just know I'm here to smack them in the chops, yeah?
25:31Yeah.
25:32Go on.
25:32No, I'm leaving this school soon, so I don't think I'm going to be in mental for long.
25:37Yeah.
25:38You had to beg me to do this.
25:40So, you're quitting school?
25:42Is that because you're not captain anymore?
25:43What are you talking to me about quitting school for?
25:46You've not even started.
25:47I was homeschooled, idiot.
25:49Oh, right, homeschooled, weirdo.
25:51Makes sense.
25:53Okay.
25:54Sorry.
25:54Excuse me.
25:56Okay, so we're going to take a quick break now, but afterwards, I'd like you all to come back with three unusual things that you've learnt about your partner.
26:03Yeah?
26:17Do you really think this, like, foot thing's a good idea, yeah?
26:20Yeah, man, I'm telling you.
26:22Come on, don't you think Mr. Guffey's the type of person to get off on feet?
26:26Yeah?
26:27Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28It's about easy, isn't it?
26:29It moves, isn't it?
26:29It moves, isn't it?
26:30Ta-da!
26:31They are absolutely hankin'.
26:34Wait, wait, wait, wait.
26:36Wait.
26:36We need to finish it off.
26:41There we go.
26:43An anklet to finish it off.
26:46Carl!
26:47Might make it a bit worse, to be honest.
26:49Like, er...
26:50Blink.
26:52Give it a wiggle.
26:55In your face!
27:01See that again.
27:08Are you going to come back in and do this or what?
27:10We're supposed to be finding out three things about each other.
27:14Yeah, whatever.
27:16Just make it up.
27:17Mm-hmm.
27:30Mm-hmm.
27:31Let's go.
28:01Let's go.
28:31Let's go.
29:01Let's go.
29:31Let's go.
29:33Thank you, sir.
29:35Hello, everyone.
29:36This is Declan, and he is in year...
29:40Nine.
29:41Year nine.
29:42And he doesn't like school.
29:44Who does?
29:45Not me.
29:46He has got three gerbils.
29:48So, he's got two gerbils, because his cat ate one.
29:52So, he's got a cat.
29:54Yeah?
29:55Yeah?
29:56Sick.
29:57One mum.
29:58Yep.
29:59Three dads, like, so far.
30:02And his second one was his favourite, but, like all good things, he's now gone.
30:06Yeah?
30:07That's it.
30:08Great.
30:09Well done.
30:12Great.
30:13Okay.
30:14Kelly Jo, your turn.
30:15Yeah?
30:16Yeah.
30:17So, this is Jess.
30:18Erm...
30:19Yeah.
30:20She knows all the black hair shops in Manchester already, and she's only just moved here.
30:30Crazy.
30:31Pretty impressive.
30:32Erm...
30:33Yeah.
30:34Little bit of herself.
30:35Just a little bit.
30:36Okay.
30:37Kelly Jo, that's...
30:38Great.
30:39I'm just messing.
30:40It's like...
30:41Like...
30:42Yeah.
30:43Fab.
30:44Erm...
30:45Stop it.
30:47Erm...
30:48Preston.
30:49Do you wanna go?
30:50This is Preston.
30:52He likes to carry a basketball.
30:54Even though he doesn't play basketball.
30:55He's got a bunch of ancient trophies and an ancient trophy.
30:58Can't do that.
30:59Alright, this is Mog.
31:01Er...
31:02Her actual name's Molly.
31:03But...
31:04She prefers being called Mog, cause...
31:05I don't know.
31:06Maybe she likes cats or something.
31:11Right.
31:12Er...
31:13She plays...
31:14Virtual games.
31:15In a virtual world.
31:16With her virtual friends.
31:17Cause she hadn't actually got any real ones.
31:20And...
31:21She was homeschooled.
31:22But...
31:23Now...
31:24Unlucky for us...
31:25We have to pull up.
31:26Preston.
31:30Are you okay?
31:31Don't...
31:34Well that wasn't very nice.
31:35She started it.
31:37She's in year nine, man.
31:40Whatever.
31:41Well where are you going?
31:43You need to leave me alone.
31:45Treat me like I'm some kind of clown.
31:46You were the one being proper snide to me.
31:48You're the exact reason I never wanted to come to school.
31:50Right, stop.
31:51Both of you just apologise to each other right now.
31:53Preston, why being so mean?
31:54I'm not apologising to that right-er.
31:55Right.
31:56I'm sick of this attitude.
31:57It's all about this, isn't it?
31:58Whoa!
31:59Oh, miss!
32:00I hear you've lost it big time.
32:01Shut up, shooey!
32:02Erm, stop.
32:03Erm, you two.
32:04Go to my room.
32:05Cool down.
32:06And everyone else, stay where you are.
32:07This is dangerous.
32:09Oh, shooey!
32:11Erm, stop!
32:12Erm, you two, err, go to my room.
32:13Cool down.
32:14And everyone else, stay where you are.
32:15This is dangerous.
32:46To let the reader know how he's feeling.
33:04Can I have a quick word, Miss Walker, if you don't mind?
33:20One minute.
33:25Yes?
33:27Err, Coral, this is a little awkward.
33:32What is?
33:36Our situation, Chip.
33:40Not a word.
33:42Carry on.
33:45I know a good chiropodist.
33:47That's nice.
33:49He could do us a deal.
33:52Maybe one of those two-for-one jobbies.
33:55Because mine need a bit of attention, too.
33:56I mean, not that yours need any attention, well, you know, not unless you want to give
34:00them some attention.
34:01I don't know what I'm doing.
34:02Sorry.
34:03Erm.
34:04I'm new at this.
34:06It's not that I don't like feet.
34:09I do.
34:10It's just that I wasn't expecting him to look so...
34:17rustic.
34:19And more to the point, I didn't reciprocate.
34:22I tried, but I couldn't because this modern way, well, it's just not me.
34:28Okay, Neil.
34:29Okay, Neil.
34:30I don't know what you're talking about.
34:35You don't know what I'm talking about?
34:41Oh, God.
34:42Apologies, Neil.
34:43These feet need to do some walking.
34:44Wait, wait.
34:45There's something you need to see.
34:48You thought these were mine?
34:49And you were conversing with someone who you thought was me?
35:20I knew it wasn't really you.
35:21I just thought that by going along with it, it might help me catch the culprit.
35:27Oh, I see.
35:28Yeah.
35:29And have you?
35:30Have a what?
35:31Got the culprit.
35:32Oh.
35:33No.
35:34No.
35:35No, which is why I thought it were best to involve you at this stage.
35:39Because I'm thinking of reporting it.
35:41And, erm, well, I wanted to check with you first in case you find it embarrassing.
35:46Why would I be embarrassed?
35:48Look, everyone's gonna see your feet.
35:49They're not my feet.
35:51Sorry.
35:52The thing is, Neil, if we report it, everyone will know you've been chatting flirtatiously
35:59with someone you thought were me.
36:05It's embarrassing.
36:06I know.
36:09I'm just really not happy that someone would do this to you.
36:16It's not right.
36:17And you've been hurt.
36:19Yes.
36:20And I've been catnipped.
36:22You mean catfished?
36:28These kids look like they've had some fun doing this to us.
36:31Well, you think you know who that was?
36:33I have an idea.
36:35But we need to prove it with them.
36:37And then we need to make them pay.
36:40What, mate?
37:01I'm sorry.
37:06I was tired what I said.
37:07I'm not bothered.
37:10You can't just make snide comments to people in real life.
37:15It's not like a game.
37:16Oh, whatever.
37:21Maybe you should try living in the real world sometimes.
37:27It could be all right, you know?
37:28So why do you look so miserable?
37:30Do you know why I'd rather play games than have real people around?
37:35Because games don't say they're going to meet you somewhere
37:37then don't show up.
37:38Or tell lads that you fancy them when you don't.
37:40And they don't take the mick in front of everyone in the school hall
37:42when they're supposed to be helping you.
37:44I wasn't exactly coming in today feeling the best, either.
37:47You just made it ten times worse with your snide comments.
37:51It was your fault as much as mine.
37:52It was your fault more.
37:53You made me feel like I don't belong here.
37:56You made me feel like I don't belong here.
37:58I'd rather go back to class and do this mental thing.
38:19It's dead boring.
38:21It can't be that bad that you'd rather look at Walker's face
38:24than be with that girl Jess.
38:26No, but I don't know what she's on about half the time.
38:28She was like,
38:29oh, they definitely put us both together
38:31because we're both black.
38:32I'm like, what?
38:33Well, look, I remember when I was at primary school.
38:36I'm not done.
38:38Sorry.
38:39This new girl started and they sat her right next to me
38:42just because she was Indian.
38:43It's like they just expected us to be besties.
38:45Really?
38:46Yeah.
38:47What the heck?
38:48But to be fair though, she was all right.
38:50We're still through at the Munder.
38:51I didn't know you still went to the temple.
38:53Yeah.
38:54I always go on Dwali and with my nannyji sometimes.
38:57Wow.
38:58Check you out, girl.
39:00Sure.
39:01That's actually just what she did.
39:02That is minging, you dirty dog.
39:07Oh, mate.
39:08Do you know what, though?
39:09I don't think I'm very cultured.
39:10Of course you are.
39:11You're Caribbean, aren't you?
39:12Half.
39:13Right.
39:14Well, you're still cultured.
39:15I mean, you're like a total expert on drag race.
39:16Well, yeah.
39:17I do totally slay.
39:18Yeah, you do.
39:19Pose.
39:20Pose.
39:21Pose.
39:22I can't, you know, I was mad.
39:23Oh, my.
39:24I can't do it, cows.
39:25It's giving farts.
39:26We need to leave.
39:27There's definitely no culture in these toilets.
39:29Ugh.
39:30No, you can't do that.
39:31Move your hands.
39:32Please.
39:33No, that's outrageous.
39:34No.
39:35Oh, no, they can't be that stupid, surely.
39:36Wait a minute, what am I saying?
39:37Of course they can.
39:38Will they really think this is me?
39:39Are you sure you want to do this?
39:40Oh, I have never been more sure about anything else.
39:41I don't know.
39:42I don't know.
39:43I don't know.
39:44I don't know.
39:45I don't know.
39:46I don't know.
39:47It's giving farts.
39:48We need to leave.
39:49There's definitely no culture in these toilets.
39:50Ugh.
39:51No, you can't do that.
39:52No.
39:53Move your hands.
39:54Please.
39:55No, that's outrageous.
39:56No.
39:57Oh, no.
39:58They can't be that stupid, surely.
39:59Wait a minute, what am I saying?
40:00Of course they can.
40:01Will they really think this is me?
40:02Are you sure you want to do this?
40:07Oh, I have never been more sure about anything.
40:09Okay, here we go.
40:10Let's save that.
40:11Right then.
40:12Are we ready to continue with Operation Catnip?
40:15Born ready.
40:16You are surprisingly good with these filters.
40:20Yeah, well, before they left with their mum,
40:22I got a lot of practising with my daughter's selfies.
40:25You must miss them.
40:27The kids, I mean.
40:29Mm, I do.
40:30They were noisy.
40:32But it's funny to come home to quiet.
40:35Didn't know you like noise.
40:38Hmm.
40:39I feel like there's a lot about you I don't know.
40:41Hmm.
40:58I don't think you should be doing that.
41:00Well, I need to get fit again.
41:03What do you need to get fit for?
41:05I'm applying to sports college.
41:08There's no place for me here.
41:11What does that even mean?
41:13I don't know, I just...
41:15School just feels pointless now.
41:19Don't be daft, Prest.
41:21You are an asset to the school.
41:23An asset to the school.
41:25What are you talking like that for?
41:33That's what Miss Spratt said.
41:35Have you been chatting to her about me?
41:37No, I...
41:39We just thought...
41:40We...
41:41Soyuz have been talking about me.
41:43Oh.
41:44Having a little convo were you about what you could do
41:46to make little Preston feel better about himself.
41:48That's not what happened.
41:49No, you set this up so I wouldn't feel useless.
41:52Stop!
41:53Stop making everything about you!
41:56Danny's gone.
41:58I've lost him.
42:02You're not the only one...
42:04that is...
42:05struggling.
42:06I'll clean it.
42:07I'll clean it.
42:37Hey.
42:40Suppose the staff meeting could have gone worse?
42:42Yeah, they could have murdered me.
42:43I'm sure you were great.
42:44It would have helped if Andrew had bothered turning up.
42:47Oh, yeah!
42:48How's that going?
42:49Obviously, you want the bit where he left you in the lurch.
42:52I will skirt over that.
42:54Yeah.
42:55Yeah, it's going really well.
42:56Well, apart from this last week where all we've done is talk about work.
42:59Work talk can be sexy.
43:01Absence flowcharts.
43:03Oh, Wendy, show up.
43:06Please.
43:22Oi!
43:23You!
43:25I want word with you.
43:26I'm not in the mood for anything you've got to say.
43:28What do you think you're doing having a go at that new girl?
43:30Eh?
43:31You weren't brought up like that.
43:33And she can't be that bad.
43:34She makes you want to leave.
43:35Well, who told you that?
43:36Oh, come on, Preston.
43:37Everything you do is big news.
43:38You're the it boy, aren't you?
43:41I was.
43:44Is that what this is about?
43:45I just don't belong here anymore.
43:47I want to start somewhere new where people don't think I'm going to drop dead every time I'm out of breath.
43:51Everyone's asking how I am every five minutes.
43:53I hate it.
43:54They're asking how you are because they care.
43:57Imagine if it was me that had that heart attack.
43:59Or Kai.
44:00What would you be doing?
44:02Fussing over us and offering to do everything.
44:04So what's the difference?
44:05I don't understand.
44:06What make me understand?
44:07I was someone, Mum.
44:11I was someone.
44:12I was someone.
44:16And now I...
44:18And now I'm no one.
44:21Oh, come on.
44:22That is not true.
44:24You are still the son that I look up to.
44:29Do you hear me?
44:31You're my hero.
44:33You're my everything.
44:36And you can do whatever you want to do.
44:42I don't think you really think so.
44:48I know so.
44:51Come here.
45:00Probably took another fee.
45:02Come on, Mum.
45:04Tweedledee and Tweedledumma heading towards you.
45:09Roger.
45:11Who's Roger?
45:12Over.
45:14Stop making me laugh.
45:16Over.
45:17It's probably because he's on to us.
45:19Wait.
45:20There's no way he'd been on to us.
45:22But how would they have found out?
45:23Don't know.
45:24Right.
45:25Guthrie might be thick, but she's proper scary.
45:26Yeah, she might be scary, but they've not found us out, have they?
45:29Launch missile.
45:31Over.
45:33Message received.
45:34Thanks, Roger.
45:37Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
45:39Hang on, hang on, hang on.
45:40What was he saying?
45:41No one.
45:42Come on.
45:43What was he saying?
45:44Bro, bro, he sent a picture.
45:48Nah, nah, nah.
45:49Nobody, bro.
45:50That is disgusting.
45:51That is disgusting.
45:52Take it, bro.
45:53Take it, mate.
45:54Take it back, bro.
45:55Take it back.
45:56And Dean.
45:58Get in now.
46:00It's okay.
46:01Take it.
46:05Bye.
46:38What are you looking at?
46:47Well, they look like they're getting on.
47:03You're touchy-feely.
47:07P-mentoring seems to have a place at this school after all.
47:09Yeah, but what about when we become an academy?
47:12Who knows what we're going to be like as an academy?
47:16You're good at what you do.
47:17In fact, right, you are the best at what you do.
47:20And you should not change for anyone.
47:22You made a real difference today.
47:25Do you think Kelly Jo would have been a mentor if it hadn't been for your influence?
47:28But you, you, you have to stop smashing cabinets so bad.
47:36Okay.
47:37Not promising anything.
47:39So, Mike, can you tell me potentially what crime has been committed here?
47:52For starters, we've got fraud and harassment.
47:57And would that usually result in a custodial sentence?
48:01Well, given their age, not necessarily.
48:03But then if it has had significant impact on the victim, then we'll be talking prison time.
48:13Okay, erm, do you want to take the boys out while I have a look at this paperwork?
48:30Okay.
48:31Okay.
48:32So, erm, let me get this straight.
48:41You were texting the boys thinking that you were texting Coral?
48:50Yes.
48:51Right, and erm, Noel and Dean sent pictures of Dean's feet and you thought that they were
48:59Coral's feet.
49:04And where were you in all of this, Coral?
49:08Well, she, she, she wasn't.
49:10Er, this was all down to me.
49:13A naive, old man, middle-aged man who dared to dream.
49:20Okay, well, erm, obviously there is going to be exclusions for both of them.
49:28But I do think that the boys have had a sufficient scare.
49:31So, er, are you happy with the way that I've dealt with this?
49:34Yes.
49:35Oh, yeah.
49:36Yeah.
49:37I'm very happy.
49:38Er, then please carry on.
49:43Oh, erm.
49:44Don't.
49:45This is very serious.
49:46Go on, then.
49:47You've seen me playing.
49:48How about you show me what you're made of?
49:49Right, well, how about you show me what you're made of?
49:50Right, well, how about you show me?
49:51Go on.
49:52Go on.
49:53Oh.
49:54Pff.
49:55Oh, my God, I'm very happy.
49:57Oh, my God.
50:00Oh, my God.
50:09Thank you, too.
50:10Thank you so much.
50:15Oh, thank you, but I don't know, thanks.
50:18That's all for some fun, thank you so much.
50:19Thank you, George.
50:20Thank you, George.
50:21Shut up.
50:24That was shocking.
50:26It's not as easy in the real world.
50:28Give it here.
50:29Right, it's about the way you're holding it.
50:31Are you left or right-handed?
50:32Right-handed.
50:33Right, so your right hand has to go across the seams,
50:35and then you use your left hand for support.
50:37And then when you're aiming, you just focus on the back of the ring.
50:40Right, like this.
50:44Like that.
50:47I'll try.
50:51Hey!
50:53See?
50:54Told you.
50:55Yeah, it was definitely your impressive coaching skills and not beginner's luck.
51:01Right, well, erm, I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
51:04Yeah.
51:14I'm looking everywhere for you.
51:18What are you doing in here?
51:20Reading, it's a library dean.
51:23Right.
51:25I've been excluded for three days.
51:27Don't worry.
51:28I didn't grasp you up.
51:29Right, well, it's only three days, innit? Who cares?
51:33What's up with you?
51:35Nothing.
51:39So, Noel says that when a girl says nothing's wrong,
51:42what she really means is everything's wrong.
51:45So have I...
51:47Have you what?
51:49Done something wrong?
51:50No.
51:51It's not all about you, is it?
51:57I'm just a bit confused.
52:01About what?
52:03About me. I don't know who I am.
52:05You're my girlfriend, aren't you?
52:10I don't know what your problem is.
52:12You know that little girl, Jess?
52:14She knows everything about her history, about who she is.
52:18I don't even know who my dad is.
52:19I'm counting yourself lucky.
52:21Look, all I know about mine is a complete idiot.
52:24It's not about my dad, Dean.
52:25It's about my culture.
52:27I don't care what culture you are.
52:28I do.
52:30And I just want to know something about it, that's all.
52:32I don't care what you're doing.
52:33Are you okay, Paul?
52:51Sorry.
52:56I don't want you to be sorry.
52:59I want you to stay here.
53:03Why?
53:07Because I need you.
53:09And I'm sick and tired of losing people that I love.
53:22You do need me.
53:24You need me to teach you how to make that shot.
53:27Oh, you're going to teach me?
53:28Yeah, I think I am.
53:29Hmm.
53:32In fact...
53:35I'm going to ask Mr King about coaching the team.
53:38Seriously?
53:44Come here.
53:45Quite enjoyed watching those boys squirm.
54:00Quite like your poem.
54:02Did you?
54:03No.
54:06Well, I think we make a very good team.
54:09I haven't laughed like that for a long time.
54:13And I haven't seen two boys move so fast.
54:16Well, at least it'll give us something to laugh at next time we go out for a drink.
54:21Do you fancy going tonight?
54:27For a drink with just you?
54:30Go on then.
54:32You can give me all the gossip about the academy thing.
54:34Deal.
54:35I'm so sorry.
54:46What was so important?
54:48School business.
54:50That was suitably vague.
54:52I didn't have access to a phone.
54:54I'm sorry.
54:55Unavoidable school business.
54:57Unavoidable school business?
54:59Yes.
55:02Right. Well, all of this came out earlier than I wanted it to.
55:06So I have had a horrible day trying to field questions that I didn't know the answers to.
55:10And I really needed for you to be here.
55:13I'm sorry.
55:14I'm not going to go into this whole academy thing together as a team.
55:17I know.
55:18And I haven't felt like I've been in a team today.
55:20Something came up.
55:22It was only a lunch date.
55:24It's not like we had a scheduled meeting in the diary.
55:26No, no. But if I text you, I at least expect you to answer me.
55:29Maybe we've both got too much on at the moment.
55:33Yeah. Okay.
55:36Maybe we have, but...
55:38We shouldn't be taking it out on each other. We are both professional.
55:41That's not what I meant.
55:44What do you mean?
55:46Um...
55:50Bloodlines.
55:52Professional.
55:54Personal.
55:56Yeah, it's not going to work.
55:57Um, we need to end this...
55:59relationship.
56:01What?
56:02I'm sorry, Kim, it's...
56:03Andrew.
56:04Andrew!
56:11Watch your dainty feet coming down here.
56:12It's President Drupal.
56:15Oh, Dave.
56:17Well, play your cards right.
56:19And I might let you drown in my ocean.
56:21Oh!
56:25Oh, God.
56:27Going out to school now.
56:28What are we like?
56:29So rebellious.
56:31Maybe Noel and Dean have rubbed up on us.
56:33Well, as long as that Dean doesn't try to rub his feet on us, I don't mind.
56:39You all right?
56:41Who's this?
56:43Libby.
56:45What are you...
56:49Why are you here?
56:50Nice to see you too, Dad.
56:51What are you here?
56:52Nice to see you too, Dad.
56:53To the end, try to finish yourointed walkŃŃŠ½Š¾on.
56:55Yeah.
56:56What are you gonna leave us alone?
57:08Oh!
57:13Let me ask you...
57:15Thanks!
57:16Says I tell my nails!