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00:00:00Come on, Dora. This is a romance novel, okay? Why would he kiss her? What is his motivation?
00:00:18The grand lux? A surprise? Oh my god, Felix is going to propose to me today! Oh my god, okay!
00:00:30Oh my god, it's so hot! You can have this if you want. Okay, bye!
00:00:36And that's another record-breaking season for Chaser Brady. 56 touchdowns, over 5,500 yards,
00:00:43and the man's not just playing, he's redefining the game.
00:00:48Chaser, what an incredible way to end the season.
00:00:51Oh, thanks. Tell me something I don't know.
00:00:53Okay, hot shot. So it is Christmas. Do you have any special plans?
00:00:56Anyone special are you going to share the mistletoe with this year?
00:00:59All I want for Christmas is a break.
00:01:02That means no more accidental fan run-ins in hotel hallways, all right?
00:01:06Merry Christmas. I will see you in the new year.
00:01:08I'm not joking, Chaser.
00:01:14You will bring a nice young woman home this Christmas.
00:01:19You've been watching too many soap operas again, haven't you?
00:01:21If you come home alone, I am going to call my own press conference,
00:01:27and I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay.
00:01:33Think of those headlines, huh?
00:01:40Seriously, when's the next chapter?
00:01:42Chaser, you can't leave me hanging like that.
00:01:46Yes, I would.
00:01:51Sorry, C, my number one fan.
00:01:53No update today.
00:01:55I'm going to get proposed to.
00:01:56The one woman in the world I actually want to talk to, and she ghosts me.
00:02:15Oh my god, I am so sorry. Are you okay?
00:02:29Don't touch me.
00:02:30It was an accident. I'll buy you a new shirt.
00:02:32Buy me a new one? This thing costs more than your rent, okay?
00:02:35Just stay on your side of the elevators.
00:02:38You know what? Like I said, it was an accident,
00:02:39but you're such an arrogant jerk. I don't care.
00:02:41Oh, accident.
00:02:42You know, you're the 10th fan this week who's had an accident near me.
00:02:44Girls, get some new moves.
00:02:46Moves? Sorry to bruise your massive ego,
00:02:48but I have no idea who you are, and I'm glad I don't.
00:02:50Sure you don't.
00:02:51And I'm sure you're not going to follow me outside of the elevator, right?
00:02:55I'm not!
00:02:56He is the most arrogant guy I've ever met.
00:03:00I'm writing him into my novel as the villain.
00:03:03Oh, Felix is waiting.
00:03:12Oh, well, well, well, what a coincidence.
00:03:19Let's see what excuse you've cooked up this time.
00:03:21Okay, I'm not following you.
00:03:23My soon-to-be fiancé is about to propose.
00:03:26Yeah, there's going to be a ring on this finger as soon as I find room 704.
00:03:32This one? Oh, it must be a big moment for you, right?
00:03:36Yeah, it is. So watch and learn,
00:03:38because Felix is 10 times hotter than you will ever meet.
00:03:41Yeah, right.
00:03:42Oh, Felix!
00:03:45Does Dora make you feel like this?
00:03:47You think I love her?
00:03:54Sounds busy.
00:03:55Shut up.
00:04:02Felix?
00:04:04What the fuck?
00:04:06What the fuck?
00:04:07Sophie?
00:04:09My roommate?
00:04:09My best friend?
00:04:12Felix, we've been together for five years.
00:04:14After my parents died, you two were everything to me.
00:04:17How could you do this?
00:04:18Do you think I actually care about your terrible writing?
00:04:21Or that Felix wants to babysit you in your delusions?
00:04:24Maybe if you spend less time obsessing over your pathetic little dream,
00:04:28you'd know how to keep a man.
00:04:31I don't know how to keep a man?
00:04:33No, maybe not.
00:04:34But I sure as hell know how to tear you up.
00:04:40Damn!
00:04:41I thought football was brutal.
00:04:42Fetch.
00:04:46Look at you!
00:04:46You're in H.S.
00:04:47That's why I'd rather fuck a vibrator than touch you!
00:04:49Fuck!
00:04:52My vibrator lasts longer than you do.
00:04:56Please, are you okay?
00:04:57Enjoy my discount, fuck, Sophie.
00:04:59He's used goods.
00:05:02That's right, run away.
00:05:02That's right, no man will ever want a pathetic mess like you!
00:05:07He does.
00:05:09This is my new boyfriend.
00:05:13Sorry.
00:05:13See?
00:05:25I always knew I could do better than you, you limp dick loser.
00:05:29And I hate you, you bald-headed skank.
00:05:32Have fun.
00:05:35You bitch!
00:05:39You're gonna regret this!
00:05:42Okay, show's over.
00:05:43You can let go now.
00:05:45Sorry.
00:05:46I just...
00:05:47Oh, you're sorry?
00:05:48You're sorry for what?
00:05:49Shredding my shirt?
00:05:50Or for using me as a personal revenge stunt against your ex?
00:05:53I mean, you are like a feral cat.
00:05:55You know that?
00:05:56You're all claws, zero consent.
00:05:59Just stay the hell away from me, okay?
00:06:00And I hope to never see you ever again.
00:06:03Bye-bye.
00:06:04Fine!
00:06:05I wouldn't want to be with a self-obsessed, narcissistic prick like you anyway!
00:06:11I hate men!
00:06:18You will not believe the day I'm having.
00:06:20Some psycho woman kissed me to piss off her ex.
00:06:34Interesting.
00:06:35I met an arrogant prick.
00:06:36Guess we both had a bad day.
00:06:41By the way, no update today.
00:06:44My stuff.
00:06:46My computer.
00:06:47My life is still in that apartment.
00:06:49My shit, get out.
00:07:03Holy shit.
00:07:06Sophie!
00:07:09Sophie, come on!
00:07:10All right, fine.
00:07:12I have a little note for you, too.
00:07:13I dumped you.
00:07:20Smiley face.
00:07:20How about that?
00:07:24Get a new wig, Sophie!
00:07:26Okay, so I won that battle.
00:07:32But where the hell do I go now?
00:07:39That was Mom's house.
00:07:43Mom, I just love this new house.
00:07:46Can we just spend every Christmas here?
00:07:48Sure, sweetie.
00:07:50Now come help me hang these stockings.
00:07:52Yes!
00:07:55I get the red one.
00:07:56Okay, fine.
00:07:57I'll take green again.
00:08:02Not long after, we had to sell that house to cover Mom's treatment.
00:08:06But it still wasn't enough to keep her alive.
00:08:09And I haven't celebrated Christmas since.
00:08:16Five years of saving.
00:08:18Hope Mom can bring me some good luck.
00:08:20Hi, um, I'm calling about the rental.
00:08:23Is it still available?
00:08:26Great, I'll take it.
00:08:26Put up these decorations.
00:08:38Finally, I'm back at my house.
00:08:43What the hell are you doing at my house?
00:08:49You?
00:08:51Your house?
00:08:52I don't think so.
00:08:54I just rented it.
00:08:55Oh, you did what?
00:08:56Yeah.
00:08:57Lady, I bought this place last month.
00:08:59Now, what's your game this time?
00:09:01Part two of the Psycho Stalker Tour?
00:09:04Wait, I have proof.
00:09:11The number you dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:15Shocker.
00:09:18Um, try the key.
00:09:20Let me guess.
00:09:24Not fitting?
00:09:25Not fitting.
00:09:25Just, wait.
00:09:27Okay.
00:09:27Something's wrong.
00:09:29So.
00:09:30Leave, or I'm calling the cops.
00:09:32Wait!
00:09:33Come on, please.
00:09:34I think I was scammed.
00:09:35I don't have anywhere else to go.
00:09:36That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem.
00:09:38Are you serious?
00:09:39Come on.
00:09:40I don't have any money.
00:09:41I was scammed.
00:09:42Can I just stay here for the night?
00:09:43I'll be out in the morning.
00:09:45My house is not some charity motel princess, and I don't live with strange women.
00:09:49Please move.
00:09:50Please, please.
00:09:51I'm sorry.
00:09:52See, this key works.
00:09:55Don't you have family?
00:09:56It's Christmas.
00:09:57Bye.
00:09:58Come on.
00:10:00Dress so cute.
00:10:09That's a really ugly plant.
00:10:11Leave.
00:10:15It's a really ugly plant.
00:10:28Scammed.
00:10:28Homeless.
00:10:29Kicked out onto the street by a monster.
00:10:31I think this is the perfect writing material.
00:10:45No, no, no.
00:10:47Lock it down, Shaysel.
00:10:48No sympathy.
00:10:51Hey, where are you?
00:10:53Tell me how to help.
00:10:54Cash?
00:11:02You're sweet, but no.
00:11:04I'm not a charity case.
00:11:05I'll figure it out.
00:11:15How long are you going to sit out here?
00:11:26I don't need TMZ snapping a photo and giving me another rumored girlfriend.
00:11:29Hey.
00:11:31Hello, kitty.
00:11:31Didn't you hear me?
00:11:33Hey.
00:11:35Oh my gosh.
00:11:38You're burning up.
00:11:39I swear, this is the last time I'm going to help you.
00:11:45Okay?
00:11:45Come on.
00:11:46It's your feet.
00:11:47Come on.
00:11:50You just need to sit.
00:11:53Ouch.
00:11:54Stay, please.
00:11:56I mean, seriously, falling asleep on a strange guy's porch?
00:12:00Do you really have no sense of self-preservation around men?
00:12:04I'm fine.
00:12:05No, you're not.
00:12:08Can you take this?
00:12:09What is it?
00:12:10This is medicine for your fever.
00:12:14No.
00:12:14No?
00:12:15Uh, yes.
00:12:16You're burning.
00:12:17Open up, please.
00:12:26You are something.
00:12:28All right.
00:12:29If you need me, I will...
00:12:33Don't need me.
00:12:34Blanket.
00:12:35Oh.
00:13:03What?
00:13:06What are you doing to me?
00:13:07You pervert.
00:13:10What?
00:13:10What are you doing to me?
00:13:11You pervert.
00:13:14Oh.
00:13:15I drag your half-dead soaking wet body into my house.
00:13:18I save you from pneumonia and take care of you all night and you slap me?
00:13:21What do you think of?
00:13:22Do you think I'm some kind of creep?
00:13:24No.
00:13:24No, no, wait.
00:13:25I'm sorry.
00:13:25I just thought that...
00:13:27Look, it doesn't matter.
00:13:28Just slap me back and we'll be even, okay?
00:13:29Sweetheart, I don't hit women, okay?
00:13:33Even when they clearly deserve it.
00:13:35Because this face is a $10 million insurance policy, okay?
00:13:38So now that you're awake and violent, you can see yourself out.
00:13:41No, wait, please.
00:13:42I have nowhere else to go, okay?
00:13:44I can pay rent.
00:13:45Yeah?
00:13:46Okay, here.
00:13:46This should be enough for a motel and a bus to get to anywhere that is not here.
00:13:51Now get out.
00:13:51No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:52Look, I can work for you, okay?
00:13:54I can cook and I can clean and I'm a writer.
00:13:56And my novel will sell, okay?
00:13:58And I will pay you back.
00:14:00Look, this is going to sound weird, but this was my mother's house, okay?
00:14:06And it's all that I have left of her.
00:14:09If you come home alone, I'm going to tell them that my grandson is gay.
00:14:17Fine.
00:14:19You can stay.
00:14:20But I have conditions.
00:14:23Oh, yeah.
00:14:23You want me to be your fake girlfriend?
00:14:30My grandmother is insistent you'll come home with me for Christmas Eve.
00:14:34That is the deal.
00:14:35In exchange, you can stay here until New Year's.
00:14:38You'll need to sign this cohabitation agreement, you know, just to make sure everything is under my control.
00:14:44Okay, um, rule number one, do not enter my bedroom unless I ask you to clean it.
00:14:49Easy.
00:14:49Rule two, no intimate actions can take place.
00:14:53And rule three, do not fall in love with me.
00:14:58Excuse me, uh, are you mocking me?
00:15:00Is something funny?
00:15:02No.
00:15:03I just think that, I mean, this is very thorough.
00:15:07And I just got dumped.
00:15:10So, trust me, that's the last thing on my mind.
00:15:12That's precisely why it's a rule.
00:15:14A woman on the rebound meets a man who is superior to her ex in every way.
00:15:17I mean, you're just a classic high-risk case.
00:15:19You have a very rich imagination.
00:15:22You should consider writing.
00:15:23Oh, sorry.
00:15:36I should have asked this.
00:15:36What's your name?
00:15:38Chasel.
00:15:41Chasel Brady?
00:15:43Chasel Brady.
00:15:44Got that.
00:15:46I'll go get my stuff.
00:15:47Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:49You just got that after hearing my name?
00:15:52What do you mean by got that?
00:15:54Should I know your name?
00:15:56Oh, you're an actor.
00:15:58I don't do stage plays.
00:16:01Okay, football, the Super Bowl.
00:16:05Do you know how many women will kill to be in your position?
00:16:07Yeah, okay, fine, fine, superstar.
00:16:09Sorry.
00:16:10Um, I'll go grab my stuff and bring it back.
00:16:17Oh, please remember to open the door for me, okay?
00:16:21That's my rule.
00:16:21Oh, Jesus.
00:16:26I mean, she just left like that?
00:16:31Sophie!
00:16:38My book.
00:16:40No, no, no, no, no.
00:16:46Sophie!
00:16:47Oh, I thought you weren't coming back, so I threw out your garbage for you.
00:16:55Garbage?
00:16:57Sophie, this is my life's work.
00:16:59My career.
00:17:02Your career where your mom was your only reader?
00:17:07Poor writer just begging for pity sales.
00:17:11Funny, because at least my job pays the bills.
00:17:14Whereas you have to leech off of your stolen boyfriends for survival.
00:17:23Sophie?
00:17:24This is where your work belongs.
00:17:32No!
00:17:32What's going on, babe?
00:17:43Look who's here.
00:17:46My charity case ex.
00:17:47Back to collect the rest of your trash.
00:17:50Where's the new boyfriend?
00:17:52Or did you just pick some random guy to put on a show?
00:17:55My boyfriend isn't a random guy, and he lasts longer than 30 seconds.
00:17:59He isn't here for you, though, is he?
00:18:03See, that's your fate, Dora.
00:18:04No man is ever going to truly love a pathetic, frigid woman like you.
00:18:08Unlike Sophie.
00:18:10She's carrying my baby.
00:18:11We're getting married.
00:18:13But if you really have nowhere to go, you could stay on and be our maid.
00:18:16Take care of the baby.
00:18:18A driver?
00:18:35I mean, babe, I know you were desperate, but I didn't realize you had no standards, too.
00:18:41She's just digging through the trash for men.
00:18:43Pathetic!
00:18:44Sorry, Emily.
00:18:56Babe?
00:18:56Hey.
00:18:57Hi.
00:18:59Uh, I know you.
00:19:02Holy shit, you're the most valuable quarterback in the world!
00:19:06You and Dora?
00:19:08No way!
00:19:09Hey, Daniel, grab her things.
00:19:11Just the suitcase.
00:19:12Thanks.
00:19:15Autograph?
00:19:15Maybe later.
00:19:16Come on, let's go.
00:19:17I almost forgot.
00:19:21How did she manage to get some golden boy?
00:19:28Okay, how did you...
00:19:29No, why did you come?
00:19:31Everyone is waiting for you.
00:19:33Everyone?
00:19:34Who?
00:19:35Wait, where are we going, Chasel?
00:19:37You'll see.
00:19:38Just put this on.
00:19:38You're gonna need it.
00:19:41Okay, don't look.
00:19:42Yeah, I won't look.
00:19:43Seriously.
00:19:44I'm looking out the window.
00:19:45Will too.
00:19:49I...
00:19:49I didn't see anything.
00:20:00Stay close.
00:20:00Don't say anything.
00:20:04I know, I know, I know.
00:20:07Who's the blonde?
00:20:07Who's the blonde girl, Chasel?
00:20:08Chasel, who's the blonde?
00:20:10Don't you give an answer for your fans?
00:20:12Holy shit.
00:20:16I know, it's Chasel Brady.
00:20:18I know.
00:20:18That's a word for your fans.
00:20:21Please, be seated.
00:20:25Chasel, who is that fine young lady?
00:20:27Does this mean you're finally settling down?
00:20:30I want to say thank you all for coming.
00:20:32I know people have always been interested in my personal life and sexual orientation.
00:20:39And some fans have been bugging me because I'm single.
00:20:42So, I have invited you all here today.
00:20:45It is with a very, very happy heart.
00:20:48I introduce you to Doris Swift.
00:20:52My fiance.
00:20:53How long are you going there?
00:20:56Can you say something?
00:20:57Where you can go away from your fans?
00:20:59Come on.
00:21:00Oh, jeez.
00:21:04Chasel, this was not in The Contra.
00:21:06You can stay with me for an entire year.
00:21:08And no one will ever bill you again.
00:21:11Or you could back out.
00:21:13Up to you.
00:21:13Are you planning on impersonating a statue all day?
00:21:30Or were you going to say thank you at some point?
00:21:32Thank you?
00:21:34For what?
00:21:35For making me famous overnight?
00:21:37In front of the entire country?
00:21:39You never told me you were this famous, okay?
00:21:41I haven't seen that many reporters since the presidential election.
00:21:46I told you that I'm Chasel Brady.
00:21:48It's not my fault you live under a rock.
00:21:50You know what?
00:21:50Besides, that's twice now that I've saved you from your pathetic acts.
00:21:54Oh, well thank you, Captain America.
00:21:57You're welcome.
00:21:58This writing feels so familiar.
00:22:20You wrote this?
00:22:23You wrote this?
00:22:25Yeah, I've been trying to write more romance lately.
00:22:27The market really likes this genre, so.
00:22:30Ah, that makes sense.
00:22:32I never heard Dee was writing romance.
00:22:34How could she possibly be Dee?
00:22:36You call it romance?
00:22:38The love story in this is drier than week old toast.
00:22:41Okay, so how do I fix it?
00:22:45I mean, I've never been good at writing romance because I've never been in a good relationship.
00:22:50Yeah, well, I mean, men, first of all, they're like taxis.
00:22:53One leaves, the next one comes.
00:22:55You need to find a man dripping with hormones.
00:22:59Uh, get your estrogen just like firing in all cylinders.
00:23:05This is gold, seriously.
00:23:07Okay, so wait, how does a woman know if a man is interested in her?
00:23:11It's primitive.
00:23:14You can't help it.
00:23:16Yeah, looks for excuses for physical contact.
00:23:20Oh, and he always wants to help her.
00:23:23Even when every rational part of his brain is screaming at him not to.
00:23:27Okay, yeah, this is awesome.
00:23:36Sorry, Emily, babe.
00:23:39So, when you were helping me earlier, just...
00:23:46Don't even dream it?
00:23:50Uh, lesson's over.
00:23:51My house is a disaster.
00:23:52You probably should clean it.
00:23:54Thanks, Jim.
00:23:57Oh, cool.
00:24:03I know these directors.
00:24:07Edison Gray will be there?
00:24:10He's one of the biggest investors in Hollywood.
00:24:13He buys my novel and turns it into a movie?
00:24:16Chasel!
00:24:17Chasel!
00:24:18Chasel!
00:24:20You will not believe what you threw away!
00:24:22What are you doing?
00:24:30Get out, I'm naked!
00:24:31Okay, I can see that.
00:24:34Why are you naked?
00:24:35I don't know.
00:24:36Gee, I live here.
00:24:37Okay, okay, let's get one thing straight.
00:24:40This is my household, okay?
00:24:42I'm the boss, and frankly, millions of women would pay to see this.
00:24:46Okay, well, I'm not one of them.
00:24:47I don't want to see your man boobs.
00:24:52Hey!
00:24:52No, you don't see them.
00:24:55What do you want?
00:24:56Party.
00:24:57This party.
00:24:58Take me.
00:25:00No, I'm not interested in that.
00:25:02But Edison Gray is going to be there.
00:25:04The Edison Gray.
00:25:05He's an investor.
00:25:06It could change my life.
00:25:09I'm dressed.
00:25:11Think about it.
00:25:12If Edison Gray buys my novel, I'll have money.
00:25:16So I can pay you back and get out of here.
00:25:18Look, it's a win-win.
00:25:20Think about it.
00:25:28You really have a thing for throwing yourself at me, don't you?
00:25:35Too bad I'm a man of principles.
00:25:49Do you practice these lines in the mirror?
00:25:51Or does the narcissism just flow out of you naturally?
00:25:55Is this how you beg?
00:25:58Please, Mr. Brady.
00:26:01You are the most charming, kind, amazing, smart, perfect man I've ever met.
00:26:08You'll take me, won't you?
00:26:12Fine.
00:26:14I'll get you in.
00:26:14Yeah.
00:26:15But I'm not pitching your sad little novel for you, okay?
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:22That's on you.
00:26:24But the people at this party, they're vultures, okay?
00:26:27You gotta at least look the part.
00:26:32Can't you smell that?
00:26:34Smell what?
00:26:35It's the smell of poverty and failure.
00:26:37In one.
00:26:39Apologize.
00:26:42Okay, Mischa.
00:26:44Looked like a million bucks on a zero dollar budget.
00:26:47Yeah, this should be easy.
00:26:57Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:04Oh no.
00:27:05This ring, it fits perfectly.
00:27:08It's meant to be.
00:27:09I have to have it.
00:27:10I can't let them see me here.
00:27:13I can't let them see me here.
00:27:16Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:27:18This ring, it's everything.
00:27:20I need it.
00:27:21It fits perfectly.
00:27:22It has to be mine.
00:27:23Get it for me now, please.
00:27:24Please, please, please, please, please.
00:27:27Are you writing?
00:27:28We can't wait to see the new chapters.
00:27:32Staring at my nightmare.
00:27:34I meet my ex and his pregnant homewrecker.
00:27:36I want to run.
00:27:39Don't let them win.
00:27:41Spit on them.
00:27:44I'd know that annoying laugh anywhere.
00:27:48Dora!
00:27:48I see you're here all alone.
00:27:53I mean, what's the point of even having a rich boyfriend if he's not going to buy you anything?
00:27:58Meanwhile, my Felix would buy me the moon if I asked him to.
00:28:02For you, everything.
00:28:03What are you doing?
00:28:21Disgusting.
00:28:25Now we'll see your trashy behavior and dump you for sure.
00:28:27I just texted D to spit on them and she did it.
00:28:33Could she be?
00:28:35No, no.
00:28:35Impossible.
00:28:36D is a talented, sweet, lovely girl.
00:28:39Dora is a walking disaster.
00:28:42If she were D, I would rather die.
00:28:45Everything in the store in her size.
00:28:48Bag it up.
00:28:50Oh, and I want something limited edition.
00:28:53You got that?
00:28:54Oh, uh, sir, this is our one and only piece in the whole world.
00:28:59Going for 300,000?
00:29:02300?
00:29:04We will take it.
00:29:10Look at that.
00:29:11Pretty nice, huh?
00:29:12See that?
00:29:13There you go, Dora.
00:29:14Um, don't you think this is a little much?
00:29:18I just can't stand watching someone bully my employee.
00:29:22Oh, and by the way, all of this, going on your rent tab.
00:29:26This?
00:29:27Mm-hmm.
00:29:29God, you know what?
00:29:30It must be exhausting acting like buying some pink dress is like winning the lottery.
00:29:35You too are just so adorable.
00:29:37Dora, we have places to be.
00:29:43That bitch!
00:29:44Are you done yet?
00:29:48We're going to be late.
00:29:50All right, I'm going to count to three.
00:29:51If you're not out here, we're not going.
00:29:54One, two.
00:30:00Um.
00:30:00She, she's amazing.
00:30:09So, how do I look?
00:30:11Money definitely makes things better.
00:30:14Um, I'll wait outside.
00:30:16Hey.
00:30:17Could you come in for a second?
00:30:30Uh.
00:30:31I need help with my zipper.
00:30:32Come on.
00:30:33Okay.
00:30:47Thanks.
00:31:02I'll be outside.
00:31:06Get it together.
00:31:08She's Dora the Disaster.
00:31:10Not Lovely Dee.
00:31:17couple times.
00:31:19tschaftically zusammen.
00:31:20Big Judith Love as a brand.
00:31:21mom
00:31:22Great.
00:31:22All right.
00:31:23From Bob.
00:31:24We'll be back for the next year.
00:31:26Mom.
00:31:27Everything describes me.
00:31:27Going to forum for a win.
00:31:29Oh!
00:31:30Oh!
00:31:33Oh!
00:31:36Oh!
00:31:38Oh!
00:31:40Oh!
00:31:41Oh!
00:31:42Oh!
00:31:43If you like.
00:31:43See you.
00:31:43Bye!
00:31:45I'll be back for you!
00:31:45Oh my god, um, I am so sorry, that was a complete accident, um, yeah, for sure, did you plan that, kind of feels like one of those cheesy movie moments, that, falling down the stairs and almost killing myself, did I plan that, a little bit, yeah, no, my heel got caught and then I fell, hold that thought,
00:32:15voila, did you buy me these shoes, don't get me wrong, okay, I just don't want you, embarrassing me, at the party tonight, okay, other foot, thank you, seems like something they do in the movies, okay, so how does St. Grace gonna be here, I'm gonna be fine, okay, please, please do not look,
00:32:45like a starving animal who just found a piece of steak, these people can smell desperation, starving animal, that is so rude, I'm not gonna be like, oh my god, that's how to sink right, that's him, don't stare, don't stare, don't stare, just look anywhere else, don't look him in the eyes, okay, so if he buys my novel, I mean, my future will be brighter than the headlights on your G-Wagon, that's impossible, I just got new chrome,
00:33:06well, do you feel the same as Dora, the need for just one person to believe in her, Chazel, glad you could make it,
00:33:16hmm, Edison, there's someone I want you to meet, this is Dora, she is a writer, oh, oh, your hand, hi, hi, and she is brilliant, I mean, she's the whole reason I came tonight,
00:33:29really, you need to read her manuscript, I'm telling you,
00:33:32I cannot believe that Chazel announced an engagement, look at her, she's so plain, please, Dora, it's obviously a publicity stunt, and you know him, he's probably just trying to make you jealous,
00:33:48well, it's working, look at him together, he looks so comfortable, I mean, he even introduced her to Edison, don't be silly, everybody knows that Chazel Brady has only ever had eyes for you,
00:34:00he's just trying to get your attention, he's America's quarterback, you're America's sweetheart, this whole fiance thing is just a fry for you to take him back,
00:34:09well, he knows where to find me when he's done playing with his little toys,
00:34:13it's a story just about a small town girl, um, she actually runs into the, sorry,
00:34:21I'm getting a little nervous, well, Dora, I'll tell you what, it's got potential,
00:34:25really? yeah, oh, I think that's, yeah, I'm so sorry, guys, I gotta take this,
00:34:29yeah, totally, bye, Chazel,
00:34:34long time to see,
00:34:36Aura, I told you I don't like public theatrics,
00:34:40and this must be your new friend,
00:34:44Aura Vance, it's a pleasure,
00:34:46oh, don't take a damn,
00:34:47who is this?
00:34:52please don't tell me you're in a love triangle situation,
00:34:55because I put a no homewrecking clause in the contract,
00:34:58can you dial back on the melodramatic soap opera plots,
00:35:02please?
00:35:03she's just a clean ex,
00:35:04we broke up centuries ago,
00:35:06we just play along so we can get rid of her,
00:35:09she'll be gone,
00:35:09okay, I'll help you,
00:35:11but I'm not paying rent this month,
00:35:13fine, I wasn't expecting you to pay anyway,
00:35:15you're a chief,
00:35:16well, Chazel,
00:35:17aren't you gonna introduce your new friend?
00:35:19I can do it,
00:35:20I'm Dora,
00:35:21it's nice to meet you,
00:35:22actually, if you haven't heard the news,
00:35:23I'd be happy to clarify,
00:35:24this is Dora,
00:35:26my fiance,
00:35:28oh my god,
00:35:38Chazel's serious this time,
00:35:40who's the girl?
00:35:41I don't know,
00:35:42but she just bagged the most unobtainable man in the adult,
00:35:45Chazel,
00:35:51always a comedian,
00:35:52well,
00:35:55regardless,
00:35:56right,
00:35:57congratulations,
00:35:59fiance or not,
00:36:00but Dora,
00:36:02I really meant what I said earlier,
00:36:04your manuscripts,
00:36:06it has heart,
00:36:07it's got a lot of potential,
00:36:08I would love to sit up a meeting with you,
00:36:10thank you,
00:36:11thank you so much,
00:36:12Mr. Graham,
00:36:12okay,
00:36:13let me see the story,
00:36:14that has him so touched,
00:36:15hold this,
00:36:16oh Eddie,
00:36:18always the sentimental fool,
00:36:21but this,
00:36:23this is pathetic,
00:36:25you know,
00:36:25all weepy heart,
00:36:27zero brains,
00:36:28it'd be embarrassing,
00:36:30for you to invest in this,
00:36:32trash,
00:36:33trash,
00:36:34trash,
00:36:34no,
00:36:39no,
00:36:40no,
00:36:40no,
00:36:42no,
00:36:42no,
00:36:43no,
00:36:44no,
00:36:45no,
00:36:45are you insane,
00:37:02protect the paper,
00:37:03come on,
00:37:04come on,
00:37:05Jesus,
00:37:10seriously,
00:37:10what were you thinking,
00:37:11you're gonna risk drowning,
00:37:12for a manuscript,
00:37:13oh my god,
00:37:14I wasn't drowning,
00:37:15and this is my life,
00:37:17okay,
00:37:18this is my work,
00:37:19wait,
00:37:20were you,
00:37:21worried about me,
00:37:23look,
00:37:24don't flatter yourself,
00:37:24I just don't wanna play doctor,
00:37:26when you get sick,
00:37:26it'd be a total pain in my ass,
00:37:28it's hypocritical,
00:37:30can't even get one decent lie,
00:37:31out of my man's mouth,
00:37:32look,
00:37:33look,
00:37:36look,
00:37:36look,
00:37:36your opinion of her story,
00:37:37means nothing,
00:37:38and you don't get to shame someone,
00:37:40for actually creating something,
00:37:41are you really gonna lower yourself,
00:37:43for this,
00:37:44nobody,
00:37:45is she really worth your reputation,
00:37:48Jason,
00:37:48let's get one thing clear,
00:37:50or,
00:37:51yeah,
00:37:52the only thing low here,
00:37:54is your act,
00:37:55yeah,
00:37:55daddy's money bought your seat,
00:37:57it didn't buy you the right,
00:37:58to judge people,
00:37:59how could you,
00:38:03apologize to her,
00:38:04now,
00:38:06let's just,
00:38:07let's just calm down,
00:38:08Jaisal,
00:38:09alright,
00:38:09or you did,
00:38:11go a little too far,
00:38:12and that's fine,
00:38:12we just,
00:38:13save it,
00:38:13this is not a boardroom negotiation,
00:38:15either she apologizes to my fiance,
00:38:17or I walk from your little club,
00:38:20permanently,
00:38:20what's it gonna be,
00:38:23can you just apologize,
00:38:25Jason,
00:38:26hmm,
00:38:27hmm,
00:38:28I,
00:38:29apologize,
00:38:32I apologize,
00:38:32ready to go,
00:38:37I gotta be honest though,
00:38:43Dora,
00:38:43she is fine,
00:38:44no she is not,
00:38:45I caught,
00:38:46like I see it,
00:38:47no,
00:38:48Jaisal's just writing,
00:38:49that new toy hi,
00:38:50pretty soon,
00:38:51he'll come running back,
00:38:52to me where he belongs,
00:38:53seriously,
00:39:03you've been crying,
00:39:05since 8 p.m.,
00:39:07are you secretly,
00:39:08a water balloon,
00:39:09she called my life's work,
00:39:14trash,
00:39:15okay,
00:39:16that's like someone being like,
00:39:17your Super Bowl rings,
00:39:19are plastic bro,
00:39:20okay,
00:39:22okay,
00:39:22one,
00:39:24they're vaulted,
00:39:25okay,
00:39:25okay,
00:39:26two,
00:39:27okay,
00:39:27it's almost midnight,
00:39:30decapitate her,
00:39:31in your next draft,
00:39:32please,
00:39:33please,
00:39:33please,
00:39:33just,
00:39:34let me sleep,
00:39:35how are you so cold,
00:39:39okay,
00:39:41why don't men know,
00:39:42how to consult,
00:39:44a hysterical woman,
00:39:47just do it like they do,
00:39:49in the movies,
00:39:50okay,
00:39:50be thoughtful,
00:39:51and comforting,
00:39:52and caring,
00:39:54okay,
00:39:54just,
00:39:55be like the freaking,
00:39:56leading man,
00:39:57come here,
00:40:04like this,
00:40:09are you feeling better now,
00:40:22are you feeling better now,
00:40:26today he jumped in the pool,
00:40:28to save me,
00:40:29and now he's comforting me,
00:40:31what,
00:40:33Christ,
00:40:46you know,
00:40:46you raccoon eyes,
00:40:48you're tragic,
00:40:49buy a waterproof next time,
00:40:52you go to bed,
00:40:52what the hell was that,
00:41:04I almost kissed her,
00:41:06the walking disaster,
00:41:07my heart never raced like this,
00:41:19for Felix,
00:41:20not even once,
00:41:21so why is it going crazy now,
00:41:23oh no,
00:41:25don't tell me,
00:41:26I'm actually,
00:41:27calling for him,
00:41:29D is my soulmate,
00:41:32I'm sure of that,
00:41:32Dora,
00:41:34she's just some,
00:41:35random woman,
00:41:36who happened to be in my house,
00:41:37that's it,
00:41:38hey,
00:41:44what are you up to,
00:41:45confession,
00:41:53I might be into someone,
00:41:54and it's terrifying,
00:41:56good morning,
00:42:08sleeping beauty,
00:42:08your pancakes are going to get cold,
00:42:12fine,
00:42:18I guess I'll eat your bacon,
00:42:20myself,
00:42:20Jesus,
00:42:28Chasel,
00:42:29oh my god,
00:42:32what did you do,
00:42:33an alcoholic Christmas tree,
00:42:37you are so drunk,
00:42:40and talented,
00:42:42wait,
00:43:03Jesus,
00:43:04Chasel,
00:43:04stop,
00:43:05you're burning up,
00:43:07we need a doctor,
00:43:07now,
00:43:08come on,
00:43:08no doctors,
00:43:11no press,
00:43:13are you serious right now,
00:43:16you're burning up,
00:43:18imagine the tabloids,
00:43:20two degree fever,
00:43:22takes out,
00:43:23Iron Man Chasel,
00:43:24no,
00:43:25I'd rather die,
00:43:26wow,
00:43:28your damn ego,
00:43:30needs an ICU of its own,
00:43:31also,
00:43:33what the hell,
00:43:34did you get dumped by someone,
00:43:35or something,
00:43:36fuck,
00:43:38you are scarily perceptive,
00:43:40and you're not crying,
00:43:41fine,
00:43:43die here,
00:43:44I'm not planning your funeral,
00:43:46she's kind of cute,
00:43:53every rom-com has this scene,
00:44:17girl finds the guy she's crushing on,
00:44:19totally defenseless,
00:44:20passed out in front of her,
00:44:21now comes the million dollar question,
00:44:24what's her next move?
00:44:26since when did you take your temperature with my face?
00:44:52it's a european method,
00:44:55and it's very accurate,
00:44:56right,
00:44:58and I'm the pope,
00:45:00bathroom,
00:45:06now unless,
00:45:08you want me to puke on you,
00:45:08oh,
00:45:09oh,
00:45:10me,
00:45:10okay,
00:45:11oh,
00:45:12here,
00:45:12chasel,
00:45:16I brought you a new christmas sweater,
00:45:19that I knitted,
00:45:20chasel,
00:45:23are you home?
00:45:26oh,
00:45:27my god,
00:45:29you're so heavy,
00:45:30muscle density sweetheart,
00:45:33what,
00:45:34you want to see me naked again?
00:45:36no,
00:45:37I just,
00:45:37I'm worried,
00:45:39what if you fall,
00:45:39or something?
00:45:40I'm not so weak,
00:45:42that I need help from a woman,
00:45:43to take my pants off,
00:45:45unless that's,
00:45:45uh,
00:45:46unless that's what you're hoping for,
00:45:49you're shameless,
00:45:52whoa,
00:45:54damn,
00:45:58you really went for that,
00:45:59it was an accident,
00:46:00I swear,
00:46:01it was,
00:46:02oh,
00:46:02my god,
00:46:04oh,
00:46:05my god,
00:46:08oh,
00:46:09grandma,
00:46:10what are you doing here?
00:46:11what am I doing here?
00:46:13after your superhero stunt,
00:46:16even the Pope knows you're engaged,
00:46:19did you think I wouldn't investigate?
00:46:22you know,
00:46:23I thought he hired an actress,
00:46:26like one of those ridiculous,
00:46:28vertical short dramas,
00:46:30but,
00:46:31after seeing all this,
00:46:34oh,
00:46:35I'm reassured,
00:46:36oh,
00:46:37well,
00:46:38actually,
00:46:38we,
00:46:38um,
00:46:39aren't,
00:46:40you know,
00:46:41case closed,
00:46:42now you see,
00:46:43we are a,
00:46:44real,
00:46:45happy couple,
00:46:46so please leave,
00:46:47your mother,
00:46:48and father,
00:46:48saw the pictures,
00:46:49of you rescuing her,
00:46:51from the pool,
00:46:52they want to see you,
00:46:54so,
00:46:54you will bring your,
00:46:55fiance,
00:46:57seven o'clock,
00:46:59sharp,
00:46:59I can't,
00:47:01okay,
00:47:01I'm sick,
00:47:04I have a,
00:47:04a really bad fever,
00:47:06oh yeah,
00:47:07men don't get sick,
00:47:08they get dramatic,
00:47:10take a pill,
00:47:11and stop the theatrics,
00:47:14be there,
00:47:16oh,
00:47:18yes dear,
00:47:19be careful,
00:47:21don't let these men fool you,
00:47:23okay,
00:47:24I mean,
00:47:25what is a man,
00:47:27uh,
00:47:27legs,
00:47:29a cock,
00:47:30and words,
00:47:31that just,
00:47:32float out of their mouth,
00:47:33and disappear,
00:47:34once they're said,
00:47:35right,
00:47:36you let me know,
00:47:37if chase will,
00:47:38bullies you,
00:47:39okay,
00:47:40yeah,
00:47:40come on grandma,
00:47:42hey,
00:47:45oh,
00:47:46wow,
00:47:49your girl was so cool,
00:47:55nope,
00:47:56whoa,
00:47:58I can't do this,
00:48:00your parents probably used solid gold toothpicks,
00:48:03and I'm gonna say something stupid,
00:48:04and then they'll have me arrested for poor taste,
00:48:07think of it like,
00:48:07like research,
00:48:09my family,
00:48:10makes your villains,
00:48:12look like amateurs,
00:48:14okay,
00:48:16but,
00:48:17where's your grandma,
00:48:18I thought she'd be here for this,
00:48:20she spends Christmas Eve at home,
00:48:22with my grandpa,
00:48:23passed away 10 years ago,
00:48:26and,
00:48:26it's kind of her thing,
00:48:28you ready,
00:48:30okay,
00:48:32go,
00:48:32okay,
00:48:33you knock,
00:48:36it's okay,
00:48:37it's okay,
00:48:37mom,
00:48:46dad,
00:48:48this is,
00:48:49Dora,
00:48:50so nice to meet you both,
00:48:53dinner's getting cold,
00:48:58dinner's getting cold,
00:48:58mashed potatoes are really good,
00:49:12thank you,
00:49:13didn't make this grown up,
00:49:15we saw Aura at the club,
00:49:20she looked radiant,
00:49:24such a waste,
00:49:25you let that one get away,
00:49:26you were a perfect match,
00:49:29mom,
00:49:31Dora is right here,
00:49:33please,
00:49:34please show some respect,
00:49:35it's okay,
00:49:35respect,
00:49:38for what,
00:49:39a girl with no job,
00:49:40who thinks she can latch on to our son,
00:49:42and marry into this family,
00:49:44let me be clear,
00:49:47that will never happen,
00:49:49you know what,
00:49:55I am not surprised,
00:49:57this is what you two always do,
00:49:59isn't it,
00:50:00Jason,
00:50:00watch your tone,
00:50:02we're stating facts,
00:50:04this family has standards,
00:50:06your standard,
00:50:07your standard,
00:50:09is a bank statement,
00:50:10you only care about money,
00:50:12about status,
00:50:13I mean,
00:50:13have you ever even once,
00:50:15asked what I want,
00:50:16I can't think of one time,
00:50:18grow up son,
00:50:19you're not a person,
00:50:21you're a franchise,
00:50:23and you're risking everything,
00:50:24for this fucking nobody,
00:50:26her name is Dora,
00:50:29and I'm not gonna marry Aura,
00:50:31or whoever you want,
00:50:32okay,
00:50:32it's my life,
00:50:33I'm gonna do with it,
00:50:33what I want,
00:50:35got it,
00:50:36not why you parry my name,
00:50:39maybe I don't want it,
00:50:43I don't know,
00:50:44I'm sorry,
00:50:49let's go,
00:50:50now,
00:50:50okay,
00:50:51okay,
00:50:51okay,
00:51:02Chasel,
00:51:03slow down,
00:51:03it's not worth getting this angry over,
00:51:05no,
00:51:05you're right,
00:51:06I should not have brought you here,
00:51:07to witness this scene,
00:51:08look,
00:51:08I just think you guys,
00:51:09shouldn't be talking to each other like that,
00:51:11they're just worried about you,
00:51:13that's all,
00:51:14worried,
00:51:16is that what you call calculating my net worth,
00:51:18since I was 16,
00:51:19I don't,
00:51:20don't you dare defend them,
00:51:21don't you dare defend them,
00:51:24I'm not defending them,
00:51:25I'm defending you,
00:51:27okay,
00:51:27you shouldn't be enemies,
00:51:28with your own parents,
00:51:30look,
00:51:30you don't get it,
00:51:31okay,
00:51:32you never will,
00:51:33you just swoop in,
00:51:34with your rom-com logic,
00:51:35and think you can fix everything,
00:51:37you can't script,
00:51:38real life,
00:51:40okay,
00:51:40fine,
00:51:41fine,
00:51:41sorry,
00:51:42that I was trying to look out for you,
00:51:44I won't do it again,
00:51:45you can trust me on that,
00:51:47just let me out,
00:51:48let me out,
00:51:49please stop the car,
00:51:50I am,
00:51:50I am,
00:51:51now,
00:51:52fine,
00:51:56enjoy your walk,
00:51:57oh,
00:51:57I will,
00:51:58wait,
00:52:05what,
00:52:06aren't you supposed to get out,
00:52:07and tell me not to be angry,
00:52:09this isn't how it's supposed to work,
00:52:11asshole,
00:52:11Dora?
00:52:19Damn it,
00:52:20Chasel,
00:52:20it wasn't her fault,
00:52:22she was just trying to help,
00:52:24you shouldn't have taken it out on her,
00:52:36Dora!
00:52:39E!
00:52:40She's in a damn cocktail dress,
00:52:42in the middle of nowhere,
00:52:44how are you thinking,
00:52:45oh,
00:52:47look,
00:52:50ow,
00:52:51Dora,
00:52:55I am so glad,
00:52:57you agreed to me,
00:52:58and,
00:52:59I'm being totally honest,
00:53:00when I said everything I said at the party,
00:53:02was true,
00:53:03your writing has soul,
00:53:04it's rare,
00:53:06thanks,
00:53:07I really needed to hear that tonight,
00:53:11and that is why,
00:53:13I want to invest in you,
00:53:15but not just a book,
00:53:17a whole bigger scale,
00:53:19a biography,
00:53:20a biography,
00:53:22about Chasel Brady,
00:53:23now,
00:53:25hear me out,
00:53:26okay,
00:53:26look,
00:53:26I know he's already said no,
00:53:28to every single producer in town,
00:53:29I get that,
00:53:30but you,
00:53:31Dora,
00:53:32you,
00:53:33have the keys,
00:53:34this is it,
00:53:39the career break I've prayed for,
00:53:41but I can't betray Chasel's trust,
00:53:45Mr. Gray,
00:53:45thank you,
00:53:46but if he already said no,
00:53:48then that's the answer,
00:53:49I won't go behind his back,
00:53:50you know,
00:53:54I thought you'd say that,
00:53:56and hey,
00:53:56I get it,
00:53:57I mean,
00:53:58most people would sell their mothers,
00:54:00for a deal like this,
00:54:02but you,
00:54:03you're not a gold digger,
00:54:06are you,
00:54:06Dora,
00:54:06you're the real thing,
00:54:07honestly,
00:54:10this might be the worst decision,
00:54:11I've ever made,
00:54:13look,
00:54:15I know,
00:54:15you're concerned,
00:54:16and you have every right to be,
00:54:18but the offer stands,
00:54:21okay,
00:54:22and if you guys ever want to tell this story,
00:54:24the right way,
00:54:27call me,
00:54:31I will,
00:54:35thanks,
00:54:37you're that goddamn Dora,
00:54:40yes,
00:54:41what the hell is wrong with you,
00:54:50do you know this woman,
00:54:51no idea,
00:54:52you cheating skank,
00:54:54what was one superstar,
00:54:55not enough for you,
00:54:56you don't deserve,
00:54:59chase all,
00:55:00get out of his life,
00:55:02enough,
00:55:04enough,
00:55:05Dora,
00:55:10call me back,
00:55:11okay,
00:55:11I was an idiot,
00:55:13just please,
00:55:14let me know you're safe,
00:55:16okay,
00:55:16look,
00:55:25I was angry,
00:55:28I,
00:55:28I shouldn't have left you there,
00:55:30no,
00:55:31that's weak,
00:55:32it was a bad play,
00:55:41I overreacted,
00:55:42and,
00:55:43won't happen again,
00:55:45yeah,
00:55:45that's better,
00:55:46I like that,
00:55:47okay,
00:55:54okay,
00:55:55you got this,
00:55:56Chazel,
00:55:57thank you,
00:55:59again,
00:55:59for everything,
00:56:01yeah,
00:56:01of course,
00:56:02and I meant it,
00:56:03when I said it,
00:56:04you have more spine,
00:56:04than anybody,
00:56:05in this town,
00:56:07seriously though,
00:56:08if you need anything,
00:56:09anything at all,
00:56:10I would love to help,
00:56:12I appreciate it,
00:56:15of course,
00:56:17and,
00:56:18I will get this dry cleaned,
00:56:19return it to you,
00:56:20that you will not do,
00:56:21because,
00:56:22it looks way better on you,
00:56:23and you're gonna keep it,
00:56:24you're gonna keep it,
00:56:24it's great,
00:56:25it's a little tough,
00:56:26I think so,
00:56:27okay,
00:56:29Chazel,
00:56:30hi,
00:56:34I was calling you,
00:56:36didn't you get my messages,
00:56:37my phone died,
00:56:40and Edison,
00:56:40actually picked me up,
00:56:42and gave me a ride home,
00:56:43after,
00:56:45a little incident,
00:56:46great,
00:56:49always playing the hero,
00:56:50yeah,
00:56:52appreciate the assist,
00:56:53of course,
00:56:55love to,
00:56:56oh by the way,
00:56:56you should keep some of your fans,
00:56:58in check,
00:56:58they're getting a little fancy,
00:57:00I appreciate the concern,
00:57:02but I've got it,
00:57:03oh you do,
00:57:04excuse me,
00:57:09okay,
00:57:09is that yours,
00:57:10oh that's nice,
00:57:12wow,
00:57:13all right well,
00:57:15on that note,
00:57:16my offer still stands,
00:57:18thanks,
00:57:19and don't worry,
00:57:23just remember,
00:57:25keep that back going,
00:57:33hey soul,
00:57:36what is wrong with you,
00:57:39keep your distance,
00:57:40from Edison,
00:57:41Greg,
00:57:42excuse me,
00:57:43he was just helping me,
00:57:44excuse me,
00:57:46he was just helping me,
00:57:47news flash,
00:57:47you're my fiance now,
00:57:49that means no cozying up,
00:57:50to guys like Edison Gray,
00:57:51especially not where cameras can see,
00:57:53cozying up,
00:57:54it's called basic human decency,
00:57:56or was there a no friends clause,
00:57:58in your contract,
00:57:58he's not some innocent fan boy,
00:58:00okay,
00:58:00he's a vulture,
00:58:01with a trust fund,
00:58:02okay,
00:58:03so this is not about the media,
00:58:04you're just jealous,
00:58:05oh don't flatter yourself sweetheart,
00:58:07oh I won't,
00:58:09because a real man,
00:58:10would never,
00:58:11leave his fiance,
00:58:12stranded,
00:58:13in the middle of the street,
00:58:14alone,
00:58:15smells,
00:58:26mm-hmm,
00:58:26apologize,
00:58:27with step one,
00:58:28you went straight,
00:58:29to being a possessive,
00:58:31fucking asshole,
00:58:32shit,
00:58:41oh by the way,
00:58:46you should keep some of your fans in check,
00:58:48they're getting a little pansy,
00:58:50he wasn't wrong,
00:58:52I made her a target,
00:58:54then left her out there,
00:58:55and instead of apologizing,
00:58:57I acted like she betrayed me,
00:58:59a hypothetical question,
00:59:05if a guy,
00:59:06messes up badly,
00:59:07with a girl,
00:59:08what's the best way,
00:59:09to make it right,
00:59:10how do you,
00:59:20pursue someone you've hurt,
00:59:22he's into someone,
00:59:27since when,
00:59:29start with a real apology,
00:59:31no excuses,
00:59:33then show you listen,
00:59:34a thoughtful gift,
00:59:35a real date,
00:59:36actions,
00:59:37not just words,
00:59:38thanks,
00:59:42good advice,
00:59:42Dora,
00:59:47are you awake?
00:59:52Dora,
00:59:52are you awake?
00:59:56No.
00:59:58And go away.
01:00:00I'm officially boycotting you.
01:00:02Look,
01:00:03I get it.
01:00:04You have every right to be pissed.
01:00:06I'm sorry.
01:00:08Okay,
01:00:08I was a jackass.
01:00:10Leaving you out there was,
01:00:12it was unforgivable.
01:00:16And I just saw the news,
01:00:18the wine thing,
01:00:20I didn't know.
01:00:22Look,
01:00:25you were right.
01:00:26I don't own you.
01:00:28And this fake engagement thing,
01:00:30doesn't give me the right,
01:00:31to act like I do.
01:00:35Chasel is,
01:00:36apologizing.
01:00:38Good night.
01:00:40Oh,
01:00:41and,
01:00:41I got you an early Christmas present,
01:00:45so,
01:00:46I'll just leave it at the door.
01:00:47Okay.
01:00:52Chasel bought me a gift?
01:01:11I got you.
01:01:21Hey.
01:01:22Hey,
01:01:24hey.
01:01:32Christmas gifts for the writer who's going to change the world.
01:01:53She deserves a sweater, too.
01:01:56P.S.
01:01:57Would you like to watch a movie with me tomorrow?
01:02:00Not as fake fiancés.
01:02:01It was just us.
01:02:04An apology, some gifts, and asking me on a date.
01:02:10That's exactly what I told C to do.
01:02:20Fine.
01:02:21You're forgiven.
01:02:23And I guess my schedule is clear for tomorrow.
01:02:28Your graciousness humbles me, your highness.
01:02:30I guess I'll try to be worthy.
01:02:32To anyone coming for my fiancée, the next photo you see will be a lawsuit.
01:02:51Joseph, we're happy.
01:02:53We're happy.
01:02:53Back off.
01:02:54Merry Christmas.
01:02:56Is this real or is it just part of the act?
01:03:09Is he actually falling for me?
01:03:16Chasel?
01:03:17Coming!
01:03:19Did you forget your keys again?
01:03:23Good morning.
01:03:25We need to talk.
01:03:25What, are you not happy to see me?
01:03:34Oh, gosh.
01:03:36Chasel must be suffering in this shoe box.
01:03:39I can smell the regret.
01:03:43Oh, is that burnt eggs or did a sewer main break in here?
01:03:46Oh, that's the breakfast Chasel made for me.
01:03:50Now, did you need something or did you just come to complain about the air quality?
01:03:54Don't act like Chasel cooks for you.
01:03:56I know that he doesn't know the way to his own kitchen.
01:03:59And I cannot believe that you live with him dressed like that.
01:04:02Like a little country mouse on an ounce of womanliness.
01:04:06Oh, what exactly is womanliness?
01:04:12This.
01:04:13Head to toe couture.
01:04:16Chanel on my body.
01:04:18Hermes on my arm.
01:04:20Well, he's not here.
01:04:21So, if the atmosphere is too common, the door is right there.
01:04:25I know that he's not here.
01:04:28I came for you.
01:04:32How much?
01:04:34To walk away from him.
01:04:36God, the villainous offer scene.
01:04:39I've written this a million times.
01:04:42Time to improvise.
01:04:44Ten million cash.
01:04:46And I want it in unmarked bills like it is in the movies.
01:04:49Ten million.
01:04:52Oh.
01:04:53That's not written in the story.
01:04:57Chasel, why are you carrying your own groceries?
01:04:59You have people to do that for you, you know?
01:05:02Ten million?
01:05:03That's my going rate.
01:05:06Twenty?
01:05:08Yeah, twenty.
01:05:09Split fifty-fifty, right?
01:05:11Twenty million?
01:05:12What are you two robbers?
01:05:14Can't pay?
01:05:15Probably shouldn't act like such a big shot then.
01:05:17I mean, you won't pay twenty for me?
01:05:19I mean, some love story.
01:05:21Oh, oh, oh, but she can afford it.
01:05:24This little country mouse.
01:05:26She's not buying me.
01:05:27She actually owns me.
01:05:29Now, if you don't mind, we have a date.
01:05:32So you need to go.
01:05:33No.
01:05:33Oh, bye-bye.
01:05:35I hope never to see you again.
01:05:39Sick sweater.
01:05:40Am I right?
01:05:41They're pretty sick.
01:05:42That makes you look pretty good.
01:05:43I know.
01:05:45Chasel, we need to talk.
01:05:47I love you.
01:05:51All right, come on.
01:05:53Now they're going to kiss the hour.
01:05:55What movie are we seeing?
01:05:56Uh, it's a new one.
01:05:57You can tell me in the car.
01:05:58Peppa, wait, wait.
01:05:59Tell me.
01:06:00You think you're going on a date?
01:06:03Not while I'm here.
01:06:06You think people are going to laugh at us for our matching sweaters?
01:06:09Maybe, but let them.
01:06:10Yeah, I don't care.
01:06:11I'm sorry, can I help you?
01:06:17Follow that car and I will triple your rate.
01:06:19My boyfriend's in there.
01:06:20Since when am I your driver and since when is Brady your boyfriend?
01:06:24Since forever.
01:06:25Just drive.
01:06:28Extra butter.
01:06:28The only way to watch a movie.
01:06:32Okay, you do realize this officially makes us stars, right?
01:06:36Which is illegal in 12 states.
01:06:38First of all, mind your own business.
01:06:39And second of all, what's up with you?
01:06:42Don't tell me you have a crush on that little country mouse.
01:06:44No, to be honest, Dora has more talent than you.
01:06:46I'm just, I'm just singles.
01:06:48Oh, they're gone.
01:06:51So, when you said movie, you meant a romantic movie?
01:06:56I heard girls like this movie.
01:06:59And I think it'll help with your writing.
01:07:01Excuse me.
01:07:02Here you go.
01:07:04What the fuck are you doing?
01:07:06Oh my god.
01:07:07What are the odds?
01:07:08I love this director.
01:07:09So, I ran into Orr outside.
01:07:11She insisted that we see this film.
01:07:14Yeah.
01:07:17Oh my god.
01:07:18I just saw a rat.
01:07:19That Jason, you would have never come to a movie theater like this.
01:07:22Get off.
01:07:23You weren't invited.
01:07:25Dora was.
01:07:25Don't look at me, Troublemaker.
01:07:29You know, Dora, if this is too loud, we can always go back to my building.
01:07:33There's a private screening room.
01:07:35Or my place.
01:07:37It could be really good for your writing, you know?
01:07:38Can you not touch another man's fiancée?
01:07:41I'm sorry.
01:07:41I'm trying to help her with her career, something she actually needs.
01:07:43Hey.
01:07:44You guys need a fit for your little play?
01:07:46This is a movie theater on our swingers party.
01:07:49I'm sorry.
01:07:51Oh my god.
01:07:52You're Chase Labrady.
01:07:54And you're my fiancée.
01:07:58No.
01:07:59No way.
01:07:59Oh my god.
01:08:01Huge fan.
01:08:03Okay.
01:08:03You guys have fun.
01:08:05Let me go get some work.
01:08:07You know, you and Addison would make a really great couple.
01:08:15You should really consider taking him up on his offer.
01:08:18Because you don't belong anywhere near Jacell's world.
01:08:24And you do?
01:08:25Of course I do.
01:08:27His parents love me.
01:08:29They would never accept an orphan with nothing to her name.
01:08:32But you wouldn't understand that.
01:08:35Because you're just a gold digger whose parents probably taught her nothing before they died.
01:08:43Say whatever you want about me.
01:08:46But don't ever bring up my parents again.
01:08:48Oh.
01:08:49Is someone missing mommy and daddy?
01:08:55What the hell are you doing?
01:09:00She attacked me.
01:09:01I just said Merry Christmas and she went crazy.
01:09:03Oh, you liar.
01:09:04I mean, I remind everybody there is a crowd of fans in the lobby as we speak.
01:09:08So we need to go now.
01:09:11Addison, take Dora out back.
01:09:13I'll handle this.
01:09:22Knock it off, Aura.
01:09:25Don't be like that, Jacell.
01:09:27Think clearly.
01:09:29Our business.
01:09:31A marriage between us is the only thing that makes sense.
01:09:36I'm the best option for you.
01:09:39I mean, don't you remember how good we were together?
01:09:44Are you okay?
01:09:49Okay.
01:09:50Look, for what it's worth, I believe you.
01:09:51I do.
01:09:52I'm sure she was the one who started it.
01:09:54Why do you believe me over her?
01:09:56Aren't you two friends?
01:09:57Because I've known Aura for years and I know what she's like when she's jealous.
01:10:00Okay.
01:10:00Well, clearly Jacell doesn't see it.
01:10:02Okay.
01:10:02Hold on.
01:10:02Hold on.
01:10:02You never know what that was, okay?
01:10:04You could have been getting you out of the line of fire, okay?
01:10:06Jacell, just don't assume.
01:10:08When all this blows over, just go ask him yourself.
01:10:12You're right.
01:10:12Yeah.
01:10:14I'm gonna go see you now.
01:10:16Oh, no.
01:10:19Hey, boy.
01:10:25Dora.
01:10:34We're done, Aura.
01:10:35Stay away from both of us.
01:10:40Don't touch me.
01:10:42Dora, this isn't what you think.
01:10:43Oh, isn't it?
01:10:45Since you're still clearly hung up on her, let's just throw this whole contract thing away.
01:10:49I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:10:52When I get the money, please let me buy that house.
01:10:55That's all I'm asking.
01:10:57Look, the contract.
01:10:59After everything.
01:11:00You think any of this, defending you, jumping in a pool, is because of some sort of paper?
01:11:04Is that really what you believe?
01:11:06I don't know what to believe anymore, Jacell.
01:11:08But I'm not here to be a third wheel.
01:11:12A relationship for three?
01:11:13No thanks.
01:11:15It's time I walk away.
01:11:16I'm done being your fake fiancee.
01:11:29Fake fiancee?
01:11:31Oh, you two are so, so screwed.
01:11:35Dora, wait, it wasn't what it looked like, okay?
01:11:42Please just let me explain.
01:11:44Explain what?
01:11:46It's Christmas Eve.
01:11:48I thought I'd drop by.
01:11:50It is a family time, you know?
01:11:52I'll be staying over.
01:11:55What's wrong?
01:11:56You look like you've seen a ghost.
01:11:58Unless, unless this whole engagement thing was a lie.
01:12:04No!
01:12:07We're so in love.
01:12:10Jacell?
01:12:11Dora?
01:12:12You better be telling the truth.
01:12:15Really.
01:12:18I hope so.
01:12:20You're so cute, Grandma.
01:12:21We love you.
01:12:22You know I love you.
01:12:31Dora, what you saw at the cinema with Aura, it was not what it looked like, okay?
01:12:35Oh, it looks like you were holding her.
01:12:38Like you still have feelings for her.
01:12:39I don't want to see you.
01:12:40I was getting her off me, and I told her very clearly that I am done with her.
01:12:45You expect me to believe that?
01:12:48Yeah, okay.
01:12:48Please, I was about to tell you there's just a lot of things going on.
01:12:51Hey, I don't want to hear it.
01:12:54That was the last time.
01:12:56I don't want to hear it, okay?
01:12:58That was the last time.
01:13:01Tomorrow, we tell your grandmother the truth.
01:13:05Are you serious?
01:13:08After all that, you still think this is about Aura?
01:13:11I mean, how can you still not understand?
01:13:13It's not about that.
01:13:14Understand what?
01:13:15What is it about?
01:13:17Understand that the only one I love is you.
01:13:36You what?
01:13:37I said, I love you.
01:13:41And I mean it.
01:13:43I think...
01:13:45I think I started following for you a long time ago.
01:13:50And...
01:13:50Way before I ever noticed you.
01:13:53You're staring at me.
01:14:01You've been staring at me?
01:14:24Just admiring the view.
01:14:31Merry Christmas, Dora.
01:14:34Merry Christmas, Jason.
01:14:36All right, get up.
01:14:40We're going out.
01:14:41Where are we going?
01:14:43Christmas shopping.
01:14:45I still need to get Grandma a gift.
01:14:48Last minute.
01:14:50I know.
01:14:52All right, five more minutes and we'll go.
01:14:54Okay.
01:14:55So comfy.
01:14:56I know.
01:14:58Okay.
01:15:01How about this one?
01:15:03It's perfect.
01:15:05Yeah.
01:15:06Really?
01:15:07Yeah.
01:15:08We'll take it.
01:15:10Okay.
01:15:11I'll go take.
01:15:13Oh, my God.
01:15:16You're Chaisel Brady and that's Dora.
01:15:19I saw your post on Instagram and it was so romantic.
01:15:22You two are perfect together.
01:15:25Thanks.
01:15:26Here.
01:15:27Here.
01:15:46I'm done being your fake fiance.
01:15:48Good day.
01:15:55Is everything okay?
01:15:58Grandma, just calm down, okay?
01:16:00We can explain.
01:16:02We'll be there in ten minutes.
01:16:05Is everything okay?
01:16:06We have to go.
01:16:07Like, now.
01:16:08Okay.
01:16:09Come on.
01:16:10Okay, Chaisel.
01:16:11What's wrong?
01:16:12You're making me nervous.
01:16:13Our fight?
01:16:14At the cinema?
01:16:15Someone recorded it.
01:16:16The entire thing.
01:16:17What?
01:16:18It's everywhere, Dora.
01:16:19Online.
01:16:20Everyone thinks we're a fake couple.
01:16:21Dad?
01:16:22What the hell was that, Chaisel?
01:16:23Are you lying about this engagement?
01:16:24My phone is blowing up.
01:16:25The sponsors are saying you're a liar and they're threatening to pull out.
01:16:26I will handle the sponsors.
01:16:27You better.
01:16:28But Dora is my fiancee.
01:16:29And that won't change.
01:16:33Chaisel, this is all my fault.
01:16:34If I hadn't jumped to conclusions about you and Aura, if I hadn't just started this fight
01:16:39to begin with, there's no matter what's going on.
01:16:40Let's go.
01:16:41What?
01:16:42I can't see.
01:16:43I can't see.
01:16:44There's no way I can see you.
01:16:45But I can't see you.
01:16:46I can't see you.
01:16:47You can see you're my two.
01:16:48I can see you.
01:16:49You can see you're my two.
01:16:50I can see you.
01:16:51I can see you're my two.
01:16:52you and Ora, if I hadn't just started this fight to begin with there would be
01:16:56nothing to record. Hey, hey, stop that. Okay, this is not your fault. And believe me,
01:17:00I'll handle everything. I just need to go to the stadium, deal with the press, the
01:17:06team. Hey, can you just talk to Grandma, explain what's happening? Of course. We're
01:17:13gonna get through this. I promise. No matter what, I'm with you.
01:17:22I'm telling you, Chasel, it's the only way. You released a statement saying you've broken
01:17:30up with Dora and she was too emotional to say things she didn't mean. It's clean.
01:17:36Are you telling me to be a coward, lie to the entire world, and blame everything on the woman
01:17:42I love? All right, then what's your play? The sponsors are ready to walk. The best play
01:17:49would be to marry me. What? You. I knew it. You leaked the video, didn't you?
01:17:59I'm just trying to help the truth find the light. Seriously?
01:18:02So this is what all the fuss is about? I'm sorry, Grandma Brady. This is all my fault.
01:18:12Nonsense. This is the fault of a jealous ex-girlfriend and a man that doesn't know how to use his words.
01:18:21Listen, I've known my grandson his entire life, and he has never, not even once, let another woman
01:18:33stay overnight in his home. The fact that you're here now shows that he is madly in love with you.
01:18:41But his parents... Oh, don't worry about Chris and Nancy. I'll take care of them.
01:18:51Chasel is head over heels in love with you.
01:18:59Face it, Chasel. I'm your only option.
01:19:01You think you can quorum me into marrying you? There's one thing you should learn about me.
01:19:09I don't respond to threats. Because I told you we're done. The only woman I love and that I will marry
01:19:17is Dora. And as for what you did, my lawyer will be in touch.
01:19:24Un-fucking-believable.
01:19:32Dora!
01:19:34I'm home. We need to talk.
01:19:37She's gone, Chasel.
01:19:39What do you mean she's gone? Where did she go?
01:19:43Gone.
01:19:44Gone? Gone?
01:19:45I don't understand. Why leave when you clearly love each other? Don't you trust Chasel?
01:19:57Oh, yes. I trust him.
01:20:02And that's exactly why I can't stay and become his meanness.
01:20:08But don't worry. In my story, I'm the protagonist.
01:20:11And I need to write my next chapter. You know, my fans are waiting.
01:20:17Come here.
01:20:18I'll miss you.
01:20:21You made the right choice in investing in Chasel Brady.
01:20:24All right.
01:20:28Oh!
01:20:29I can't believe you actually pulled it off.
01:20:32And by yourself.
01:20:34You seem to forget I'm the best player in football history.
01:20:37They still count on me to win after Christmas break, okay?
01:20:40All right.
01:20:41Crisis averted.
01:20:43What's your next move?
01:20:47Go see about a girl.
01:20:53Dora.
01:20:54This.
01:20:56This.
01:20:57I cannot believe in a million years that you actually wrote your story.
01:21:02It's amazing.
01:21:03Thanks.
01:21:04First time for everything, I guess.
01:21:06I think this all just taught me to finally be honest with myself.
01:21:13You know what?
01:21:14I changed my mind.
01:21:16I did.
01:21:16I changed my mind.
01:21:17I want to invest in this story.
01:21:19Screw Chasel's autobiography.
01:21:21Dora, do you realize that once people read this, no one's going to care about that video anyway?
01:21:27Okay.
01:21:28Okay.
01:21:29Well, let me just publish a few chapters first.
01:21:33My fans have been waiting forever.
01:21:35Oh, I'm sure.
01:21:37Okay.
01:21:37Yes, there it is.
01:21:41Wow.
01:21:43Good job.
01:21:44Thanks.
01:21:45I hope they like it.
01:21:46They're going to love it.
01:21:47I messed up.
01:21:55I know the whole world saw us fighting, but I swear, our relationship is real.
01:22:01Dora is my fiance, the only woman I love.
01:22:04Dora, if you see this, I'm sorry.
01:22:11This story?
01:22:14This story is me and Dora, if that means.
01:22:16Dora is D?
01:22:34Oh, I did.
01:22:37Chasel, how did you?
01:22:40You just told me yourself.
01:22:46You know, I love the new story, by the way.
01:22:50Our story.
01:22:56So, you're C.
01:22:59Thank you for your advice before.
01:23:04It definitely helped.
01:23:06But, uh, this time, I think I'm going to do things my way.
01:23:10Dora Swift, I have fallen for you irrevocably, completely.
01:23:27Will you marry me?
01:23:28Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:23:32Oh, my God.
01:23:33Yes, yes, yes.
01:23:34Oh, my God.
01:23:38Oh, my God.
01:23:40Come here.
01:23:42You, the best Christmas gift I've ever received.
01:23:47I mean, no.
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