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Nanny Abbi Is Felix's Rivalnanny To My Hot Bully - Full Episodes
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00:00:00You
00:00:16Everybody thinks I slept with my teacher to make valedictorian, but it's a stupid rumor that cost my mum her job and me my reputation
00:00:30You like my art project. I call it ugly inside. The ugly outside
00:00:37Felix Barnes my art nemesis. I should have known tell me when will you get bored of bullying me?
00:00:42You slept your way to the top of Camden Prep's academic pyramid. I get you needed the scholarship
00:00:49But the whole sleeping with the teacher thing is a bit played out now
00:00:52I didn't you probably made up that rumor because you couldn't keep up with me
00:01:02You're so cute when you're angry you're ugly when you're an ass
00:01:10You know your problem
00:01:12Oh my god
00:01:19You think you can beat me this is my school abby mo
00:01:25Kiss my ass Felix Barnes
00:01:27I thought you only let the teachers do that
00:01:32Get on my way i'm late for my new job
00:01:42What are you dancing? You're taking me to therapy
00:01:49Shit
00:02:03Oh my god, are you okay?
00:02:05Oh, it just looks like you grazed it
00:02:07See I have a plaster in my back
00:02:09Oh my god
00:02:18Oh my god, watch out!
00:02:20Oh!
00:02:38Phoenix, you saved me.
00:02:41It wasn't for you, this is my little sister.
00:02:44I don't care whether you live or die.
00:02:46That was the nicest thing you've ever done for me and you're still being a bum about it.
00:02:50Shh.
00:02:53It's okay.
00:02:54How did such a sweet little girl end up with such a horrible older brother?
00:02:59There's no point in talking to Bailey.
00:03:01She hasn't spoken since our mum died.
00:03:03That's okay, I understand.
00:03:05My dad passed away a couple of years ago.
00:03:07It kind of feels like a club that no one wants to be a bout of.
00:03:13My boss is wondering where I am.
00:03:15Will you be okay if I leave you with this big scary man?
00:03:18Stop acting like a saint.
00:03:20No one's buying it.
00:03:28Why are you so mean?
00:03:29She's nice.
00:03:33Yeah, maybe she is.
00:03:35Let's go.
00:03:43You must be the new living nanny.
00:03:44Yes, sir.
00:03:45I'm really sorry I'm late.
00:03:46Well, you're lucky because my children haven't returned home from school yet.
00:03:50Otherwise you'd be fired.
00:03:51You'll be nannying my daughter, she's 11, and my teenage troublemaking son.
00:04:01I was only told about a little girl.
00:04:03What do you mean a teenage son?
00:04:04You'll be in charge of making sure my children are up for school, their homework is completed,
00:04:09and they're fed a healthy dinner.
00:04:11And if they misbehave, punish them.
00:04:14They say your son is 17.
00:04:15How am I supposed to punish a boy that's my age?
00:04:17The agency said you're the best in your class.
00:04:19Figure it out.
00:04:20I need this job.
00:04:21If this kid is such a loser, he needs a nanny to feed him and help him with his homework,
00:04:26how bad could he be?
00:04:27Benny and I are home.
00:04:31What are you doing here?
00:04:32Son, meet your new nanny.
00:04:35Oh, God.
00:04:36I was just hired as my bully's nanny.
00:04:38I'm really sorry, but I can't work for you.
00:04:42You're contracted by the nannying agency to take any job they see fit to put you forward for.
00:04:47I know, but I'm really sorry, but I can't.
00:04:49If you walk away now, I'll make sure you never get another job again.
00:04:53Dad, I know that I was late picking Bailey up a couple of times, but we do not need a nanny.
00:04:57Don't try to bargain with me, Felix.
00:04:59You've made a right mess of yourself.
00:05:01You've got a bad attitude, you're sleeping in late, and your grades are dropping.
00:05:06And since your mum isn't around to keep you in line, I've got you the next best thing.
00:05:11Bailey's on board.
00:05:12Are you going to get in line, or shall I take back the key to your fancy sports car?
00:05:16Fine.
00:05:17Don't blame me when she quits.
00:05:18You already know I'm not a quitter.
00:05:20Show her to the guest room.
00:05:22The agency have already dropped off her belongings.
00:05:26Look, I know the situation is weird, but I'll show you out of your way if you stay out of mine.
00:05:31Look, I want you out of my school, out of my house, and out of my life.
00:05:38I'm going to make your life living hell until you quit.
00:05:41Fine.
00:05:43I'll make yours ten times worse.
00:05:45Your dad gave me full permission to punish you.
00:05:48Bring it on.
00:06:09Felix may bully me in school, but as his living nanny, I'm in charge at home.
00:06:14Wakey, wakey, eggs and fakie!
00:06:20What the fuck?!
00:06:23Language.
00:06:24You don't want another punishment, do you?
00:06:44You know, if you wanted to get me wet, there's better ways to do that.
00:06:50Dry off, you have homework to do.
00:06:53No.
00:06:55I'm going to the beach, nanny.
00:06:57I don't think so.
00:06:58No.
00:07:11You'll go once you do your work.
00:07:17Good job, you only got a couple wrong this time.
00:07:20Study these ones next time so you get them right.
00:07:24I'm finished too.
00:07:28What the hell? Your market are more than the teachers do.
00:07:30Your dad expects your grace to go up under my supervision.
00:07:33So no sub power.
00:07:39Well, I don't take notes from a slap.
00:07:42You're so immature.
00:07:44I know.
00:07:46Does my nanny need to punish me?
00:07:48You think I won't?
00:07:49What are you going to do?
00:07:51Spank me.
00:07:54Ground me.
00:07:55I'd like to see you try.
00:07:59I have just the punishment for you.
00:08:04Time to feast.
00:08:08What the fuck?
00:08:16Dad, where's my door?
00:08:21You.
00:08:24Come on Retrofit.
00:08:25We've got to warn it.
00:08:27Let's win this match.
00:08:32What the hell? I was about to win.
00:08:41We need to talk.
00:08:42Whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of Bailey.
00:08:44Oh really?
00:08:45Okay, cool.
00:08:46Well, I was going to say that the rumours about you and the teachers, you know.
00:08:49I do just really think-
00:08:51Okay, fine. We can talk.
00:08:58You have five minutes.
00:09:00You're kind of scary, you know that.
00:09:02Me?
00:09:03You're the one that's been torturing me in school all year.
00:09:05No, no, no, no.
00:09:10After today I've realised that that was child's play.
00:09:13You, you're an evil genius.
00:09:15You did tell me to punish you.
00:09:19Is this what you wanted to talk to me about?
00:09:21Are you finally ready to take me seriously as your nanny?
00:09:24No.
00:09:25I will never take you seriously as my nanny.
00:09:28But, I do want to make a deal.
00:09:35What kind of deal?
00:09:37The kind where I stay out of your way.
00:09:42So you're free to nanny Bailey and I won't cause any problems.
00:09:47And in return, you stay out of my way.
00:09:50And tell my dad I've been a good little boy.
00:09:53And why would I agree to that?
00:09:56Because if you don't, I tell my dad I've got the hots for my nanny.
00:10:01You'll be out on your ass by dinner.
00:10:04Okay.
00:10:06But this only works if you actually behave.
00:10:09Don't skip school and don't let your grades drop.
00:10:12I'll behave.
00:10:14It's a count honour.
00:10:18But first, some ground rules.
00:10:21Fair enough.
00:10:22What are they?
00:10:24Rule one, you already agreed to.
00:10:26You won't be my nanny in name or action.
00:10:28Only if you behave.
00:10:30If your dad thinks I'm not doing my job.
00:10:32Don't worry about that, okay?
00:10:34Rule two, no one at school finds out.
00:10:36That you're my nanny or that you live in my house.
00:10:39Deal.
00:10:41I have a rule too.
00:10:43Stop bullying me in school.
00:10:45I try to control myself.
00:10:47Although I've not been very good at that around you.
00:10:50What are you doing?
00:10:52Sailing our deal.
00:10:54With a kiss.
00:10:58Are you kidding?
00:11:00We hate each other.
00:11:02Guess we'll have to do it the old fashioned way then.
00:11:04Wait in the car, yeah? I don't want anyone knowing we're together.
00:11:22Fine.
00:11:24Oh, Bailey's lunchbox. We need to go-
00:11:26I don't care.
00:11:28Maybe I can have a delivery service take this to her.
00:11:35Still showing your face at school? Haven't you got the message?
00:11:38What, do you hate me?
00:11:40I think that's pretty clear.
00:11:42Then I guess using words isn't enough.
00:11:45Why are you going to pour your drink on me?
00:11:47How original.
00:11:48You already looked chuffed.
00:11:50Dumping this on you won't make a difference.
00:11:52I know the right way to hurt a desperate try-hard like you.
00:11:59Don't we have a history essay due today?
00:12:01No, I spent two weeks on that.
00:12:02Too bad I don't care.
00:12:05Felix, stop them.
00:12:07Did you just ask Felix for help?
00:12:10Don't tell me this pick me is throwing herself at you now.
00:12:14If I stop Skye, she'll just go after Abby even harder.
00:12:18Next time you want to say my name, take me to the bedroom first.
00:12:20See you in class, bottom feeder.
00:12:33What happened to our deal?
00:12:34I promised I wouldn't bully you.
00:12:35I didn't say I promised to protect you from other bullies.
00:12:36Yeah but why are they bullying me Felix?
00:12:37Because you started it.
00:12:38They're just following your lead.
00:12:39I mean wait.
00:12:40No.
00:12:41Our deal's off.
00:12:42No.
00:12:43Our deal's off.
00:12:44The delivery guy said he'd meet me here.
00:12:48What are you doing Jack?
00:12:49I don't know.
00:12:50Hit the gym or something.
00:12:51Oh my god.
00:12:52What is that?
00:12:53Damn I knew she was a freak but I didn't realise she was that kinky.
00:12:55Jack.
00:12:56What do you reckon she's got in there?
00:13:11Sex toys?
00:13:12Oh my god.
00:13:13What is that?
00:13:14Damn I knew she was a freak but I didn't realise she was that kinky.
00:13:21What do you reckon she's got in there?
00:13:24sex toys hey come over here baby show me what's in that lunchbox
00:13:34oh yeah felix you left your lunch at home what the hell
00:13:37that's not felix's yes it is see felix barnes abby you're fucking more
00:13:50why is your last name on that lunchbox felix
00:13:52i'm not the only one with that last name why do you look so nervous man is that actually yours
00:13:57it's not it's not mine it's up for bailey barnes yes thank you bailey barnes isn't that your little
00:14:06sister why does scholarship sluts have it i'm actually the nanny for bailey and felix
00:14:13no are you secretly a little baby do you need me to change your diaper you want me to
00:14:28that's enough okay and you're not my nanny
00:14:30you're laughing how dare you carry me like that how dare you tell everyone that you're my nanny
00:14:38our deal included you not bullying me in school remember yeah i didn't my friends did yeah your
00:14:42friends one word from you and they would have stopped but you didn't i can't control other
00:14:47people funny i seem to remember you trying to control me when i became your nanny so what that's
00:14:51just it then not even one day and i'll deal off you drive me crazy and the feelings mutual look i'll
00:14:57see you at home where you'll have a list of chores to do i can't have you as my nanny anymore time to
00:15:03get you out of my house for good listen up end of the world pool party tonight at house barnes bring the
00:15:12chaos we're partying until the sunrise
00:15:26oh here she is the hell is this first annual felix barnes end of the world party
00:15:56shut it down now for what i'll call your dad call him and tell him you have no control over me
00:16:05and he'll drop you as my nanny like that
00:16:13do you care if this is scaring your sister i'm the nanny it's your job to take care of her
00:16:18oh baby it's okay i'm gonna go get rid of everyone you stay here and try to rest
00:16:34happy i'd offer you a beer but you're on the clock you're getting absolutely pissed and what if
00:16:49your dad sees he's probably fired the irresponsible nanny bailey is scared your house is getting
00:16:55trashed your dad's gonna be home early in the morning so please shut this down quit the job
00:17:00and the party ends
00:17:06you want this party to end easy you just got to say two words
00:17:10i quit how about these two words
00:17:13fuck off why do i think she's hot even when she's telling me to fuck off i should hate her
00:17:21anyways i'm going to go enjoy my party
00:17:23now you're ready to quit come find me until then keep me the fuck alone i want you to kill my five
00:17:34yo sky
00:17:36want to come play strip poker with the lads i'm busy jack
00:17:39why is abby more here she has to know everyone hates her maybe she's trying to get with felix this
00:17:46is a party for the most popular people at school clearly she's forgotten her place at camden let's
00:17:52go remind her hey abby what are you doing at felix's party trying to give all the guys erectile
00:18:02dysfunction oh harsh sky i'd still fuck her and just put a bag on her head you'd fuck anything jack
00:18:11look see your insults don't bother me anymore because i know you're just insecure see you're
00:18:15trying so hard and felix still hasn't noticed you what did you just say look i'm just saying
00:18:22it must be hard having such an obvious crush on felix and still being in the friend zone you
00:18:30bitch
00:18:42sky please give that bag my never eyes see through i'll not cover you up
00:18:50go fetch
00:19:00swimming's easy abby just use your arms yeah or you could use those fun bags to float
00:19:17ouch no one wants to be associated with the teacher fucker yikes
00:19:23you're delusional if you think i'm gonna help a pick me slut like you i know just what i'm gonna
00:19:31do with this bubbly shirt
00:19:35do you think i'm gonna help a pick me up
00:19:38where is she what's happening oh my god abby
00:19:43when you are uh
00:19:52i know just
00:19:56in the middle of the book
00:19:56these are like
00:19:58i know just
00:19:59i don't know just
00:20:01i don't know just
00:20:02you know just
00:20:03Did my bully just...save me?
00:20:10Felix, thank you.
00:20:12Abby, I...
00:20:24Where's your shirt? And your bra is...
00:20:26I see through, I know. Stop looking at me.
00:20:29Shit, I can't look at her or I'll get hard.
00:20:47Tell me, did you just lose your shirt to get my attention?
00:20:50Don't flatter yourself.
00:20:54I'm just saying, I've got you cradled shirtless in my arms.
00:20:59Just because I'm your nanny...
00:21:03This has nothing to do with you being my nanny.
00:21:10Trust me.
00:21:11Where's my shirt?
00:21:25God, Abby, you really will do anything for attention, won't you?
00:21:31Why don't you go check the pool house?
00:21:38I can't believe I'm stuck being nannied by my sworn enemy.
00:21:41And I can't stop thinking about her.
00:21:43This party better make her quit so I can get her out of my head.
00:21:46I can't believe she's naked in my head.
00:21:50Alright.
00:21:52Tune in...
00:21:56Oh, there she is!
00:22:01Oh, there she is.
00:22:15Everybody thinks I slept with my teacher to make valedictorian,
00:22:18but it's a stupid rumour that cost my mum her job and me my reputation.
00:22:22Teacher fucker.
00:22:30You like my art projects? I call it ugly inside.
00:22:33Ugly outside.
00:22:36Felix Barnes, my art nemesis. I should have known.
00:22:39Tell me, when will you get bored of bullying me?
00:22:41You slept your way to the top of Camden Prep's academic pyramid.
00:22:44I get you needed the scholarship,
00:22:47but the whole sleeping with the teacher thing is a bit played out now.
00:22:51I didn't.
00:22:55You probably made up that rumour because you couldn't keep up with me.
00:22:59You're so cute when you're angry.
00:23:02You're ugly when you're an arse.
00:23:08You know what your problem is?
00:23:17You think you can beat me?
00:23:19This is my school, Abby Moore.
00:23:24Kiss my arse, Felix Barnes.
00:23:26I thought you only let the teachers do that.
00:23:31Get on my way. I'm late for my new job.
00:23:33Oh my god, are you okay?
00:23:34Oh my god, are you okay?
00:23:35Oh, it just looks like he grazed it.
00:23:36Oh my god, are you okay?
00:23:37Oh my god, are you okay?
00:23:38Oh my god, are you okay?
00:23:39Oh, it just looks like he grazed it.
00:23:41See, I have a plaster in my back.
00:23:43Bailey?
00:23:44There we go.
00:23:45There we go.
00:23:46Oh my god, are you okay?
00:23:48Oh my god, are you okay?
00:23:49Oh my god, are you okay?
00:23:50Oh, it just looks like he grazed it.
00:23:51See, I have a plaster in my back.
00:23:52Bailey?
00:23:53There we go.
00:23:54Oh my god, watch out!
00:23:55Oh my god, are you okay?
00:23:56Oh my god, watch out!
00:23:59Oh my god, watch out!
00:24:25Oh
00:24:34Phoenix you saved me. It wasn't for you. This is my little sister
00:24:41I don't care whether you live or die
00:24:43That's the nicest thing you've ever done for me and you're still being a bum about it
00:24:46It's okay, how did such a sweet little girl end up with such a horrible older brother?
00:24:56There's no point in talking to Bailey. She hasn't spoken since our mum died
00:25:00That's okay, I understand. My dad passed away a couple of years ago
00:25:04It kind of feels like a club that now wants to be a battle
00:25:09My boss is wondering where I am
00:25:12Will you be okay if I leave you with this big scary man?
00:25:15Stop acting like a saint. No one's buying it
00:25:24Why are you so mean? She's nice
00:25:30Yeah, maybe she is. Let's go
00:25:39You must be the new living nanny. Yes, sir. I'm really sorry. I'm late
00:25:42Well, you're lucky because my children haven't returned home from school yet
00:25:46Otherwise you'd be fired
00:25:51You'll be nannying my daughter. She's 11
00:25:54And my teenage troublemaking son
00:25:57I was only told about a little girl
00:25:59What do you mean a teenage son?
00:26:00You'll be in charge of making sure my children are up for school
00:26:04Their homework is completed and they're fed a healthy dinner
00:26:08And if they misbehave punish them
00:26:10They say your son is 17
00:26:12How am I supposed to punish a boy that's my age?
00:26:14The agency said you're the best in your class
00:26:16Figure it out
00:26:17I need this job
00:26:19If this kid is such a loser he needs a nanny to feed him and help him with his homework
00:26:23How bad could he be?
00:26:24Bailey and I are home
00:26:28What are you doing here?
00:26:29Son, meet your new nanny
00:26:32Oh god, I was just hired as my bully's nanny
00:26:36I'm really sorry, but I can't work for you
00:26:38You're contracted by the nannying agency to take any job they see fit to put you forward for
00:26:44I know, but I'm I'm really sorry, but I can't
00:26:46If you walk away now, I'll make sure you never get another job again
00:26:49Dad, I know that I was late picking Bailey up a couple of times, but we do not need a nanny
00:26:54Don't try to bargain with me, Felix
00:26:56You've made a right mess of yourself
00:26:58You've got a bad attitude, you're sleeping in late
00:27:01And your grades are dropping
00:27:03And since your mum isn't around to keep you in line, I've got you the next best thing
00:27:08Bailey's on board
00:27:08Are you going to get in line or shall I take back the key to your fancy sports car?
00:27:12Fine
00:27:14Don't blame me when she quits
00:27:15You already know I'm not a quitter
00:27:17Show her to the guest room
00:27:18The agency had already dropped off her belongings
00:27:22Look, I know the situation is weird, but I'll show you out of your way if you stay out of mine
00:27:30Look, I want you out of my school, out of my house and out of my life
00:27:34I'm going to make your life living hell until you quit
00:27:38Fine
00:27:40I'll make yours ten times worse
00:27:42Your dad gave me full permission to punish you
00:27:46Bring it on
00:27:48LY
00:28:03...
00:28:06Felix may bully me in school
00:28:07But as his living nanny-
00:28:09I'm in charge at home
00:28:10Wakey, wakey, I agree!
00:28:11Wakey-wakey-nicks-and-fakey!
00:28:16What the fuck?!
00:28:20Language. You don't want another punishment, do you?
00:28:42You know, if you wanted to get me wet, there's better ways to do that.
00:28:47Dry off, you have homework to do.
00:28:50No. I'm going to the beach, nanny.
00:28:53I don't think so.
00:29:07You'll go once you do your work.
00:29:11Good job, you only got a couple wrong this time.
00:29:16Study these ones next time so you get them right.
00:29:20I'm finished too.
00:29:23What the hell? Your market are more than the teachers do.
00:29:26Your dad expects your grace to go up under my supervision.
00:29:29So no sub-power.
00:29:35Well, I don't take notes when I slap.
00:29:38You're so immature.
00:29:39I know.
00:29:42Does my nanny need to punish me?
00:29:44You think I won?
00:29:45What are you going to do?
00:29:47Spank me?
00:29:49Ground me?
00:29:51I'd like to see you try.
00:29:55I have just the punishment for you.
00:29:57Time to feast.
00:30:04What the fuck?
00:30:12Dad, where's my door?
00:30:13You.
00:30:14Come on retrofit. We've got to warn it. Let's win this match.
00:30:23What the hell? I was about to win.
00:30:24We need to talk.
00:30:25Whatever you have to say to me you can say in front of Bailey.
00:30:26Oh really? Okay cool. Well, I was going to say that the rumours about you and the teachers, you know. I do just really do-
00:30:30Okay fine, we can talk.
00:30:31You have five minutes.
00:30:32You're kind of scary, you know that.
00:30:33Me? You're the one that's been torturing me in school all year.
00:30:34No, no, no, no.
00:30:35No, no, no.
00:30:36I'm sorry.
00:30:37I'm sorry.
00:30:38I'm sorry.
00:30:39I'm sorry.
00:30:40I'm sorry.
00:30:41I'm sorry.
00:30:42I'm sorry.
00:30:43I'm sorry.
00:30:44I'm sorry.
00:30:45I'm sorry.
00:30:46I'm sorry.
00:30:47I'm sorry.
00:30:48Okay fine, we can talk.
00:30:54You have five minutes.
00:30:55You're kind of scary, you know that.
00:30:58Me?
00:30:59You're the one that's been torturing me in school all year.
00:31:01No, no, no.
00:31:06After today I realised that that was child's play.
00:31:09You, you're an evil genius.
00:31:11You did tell me to punish you.
00:31:15Is this what you wanted to talk to me about?
00:31:16Are you finally ready to take me seriously as your nanny?
00:31:19No.
00:31:21I will never take you seriously as my nanny.
00:31:24But I did want to make a deal.
00:31:31What kind of deal?
00:31:32The kind where I stay out of your way.
00:31:38So you're free to nanny Bailey and I won't cause any problems.
00:31:41And in return, you stay out of my way.
00:31:46And tell my dad I've been a good little boy.
00:31:52And why would I agree to that?
00:31:54Because if you don't.
00:31:55And I tell my dad I've got the hots for my nanny.
00:31:58You'll be out on your ass by dinner.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:03But this only works if you actually behave.
00:32:05Don't skip school and don't let your grades drop.
00:32:07I'll behave.
00:32:08It's a count on her.
00:32:15But first, some ground rules.
00:32:17Fair enough.
00:32:18What are they?
00:32:19Rule one, you already agreed to.
00:32:21You won't be my nanny in name or action.
00:32:23Only if you behave.
00:32:24If your dad thinks I'm not doing my job.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Don't worry about that.
00:32:28Okay?
00:32:29Rule two.
00:32:30No one at school finds out.
00:32:31That you're my nanny or that you live in my house.
00:32:34Deal.
00:32:36I have a rule too.
00:32:38Stop bullying me in school.
00:32:41I'll try to control myself.
00:32:43Although I've not been very good at that around you.
00:32:46What are you doing?
00:32:48Sealing our deal.
00:32:50With the kids.
00:32:51Are you kidding?
00:32:56We hate each other.
00:32:57Guess we'll have to do it the old fashioned way then.
00:33:15Wait in the car, yeah?
00:33:16I don't want anyone knowing we're together.
00:33:18Fine.
00:33:21Oh, Bailey's Lunchbox.
00:33:22We need to go.
00:33:23I don't care.
00:33:24Maybe I can have a delivery service take this to her.
00:33:31Still showing your face at school?
00:33:33Haven't you got the message?
00:33:35What, that you hate me?
00:33:36I think that's pretty clear.
00:33:38Then I guess using words isn't enough.
00:33:41Are you going to pour your drink on me?
00:33:43How original.
00:33:44You already looked chuffed.
00:33:46Dumping this on you won't make a difference.
00:33:48I know the right way to hurt a desperate try hard like you.
00:33:55Don't we have a history essay due today?
00:33:56No, I spent two weeks on that.
00:33:58Too bad I don't care.
00:34:01Felix, stop them.
00:34:04Felix, stop them.
00:34:05Did you just ask Felix for help?
00:34:07Don't tell me this pick me is throwing herself at you now.
00:34:10If I stop Skye, she'll just go after Abby even harder.
00:34:13Next time you want to say my name, take me to the bedroom first.
00:34:16See you in class.
00:34:32Bottom feeder.
00:34:34What happened to our deal?
00:34:35I promised I wouldn't bully you.
00:34:36I didn't say I promised to protect you from other bullies.
00:34:37Yeah, but why are they bullying me Felix?
00:34:38Because you started it.
00:34:39They're just following your lead.
00:34:40I mean wait.
00:34:41No.
00:34:42Our deal's off.
00:34:43The delivery guy said he'd meet me here.
00:34:45I'm on nokia.
00:34:46What are you doing
00:34:54Jack?
00:34:55I don't know.
00:34:56Hit the gym or something.
00:34:57Oh my God.
00:34:58What is that?
00:35:09Damn I need you to address you guys.
00:35:12Damn, I knew she was a freak, but I didn't realize she was that kinky.
00:35:17What do you reckon she's got in there? Sex toys? Hey, come over here, baby.
00:35:25Show me what's in that lunchbox.
00:35:30Oh, yeah.
00:35:31Felix, you left your lunch at home.
00:35:33What the hell? That's not Felix's.
00:35:35Yes, it is. See, Felix Barnes.
00:35:39Abby, you're fucking more.
00:35:42Why is your last name on that lunchbox, Felix?
00:35:49I'm not the only one with that last name.
00:35:51Why do you look so nervous, man? Is that actually yours?
00:35:54It's not. It's not mine. It's a cup for Bailey Barnes.
00:35:59Yes, thank you.
00:36:00Bailey Barnes? Isn't that your little sister?
00:36:04Why does scholarship slut have it?
00:36:06I'm actually the nanny for Bailey.
00:36:09And Felix.
00:36:10Are you secretly a little baby?
00:36:19Do you need me to change your diaper?
00:36:21Do you want me to...
00:36:22Do you need a little baba?
00:36:23Do you need a...
00:36:23That's enough, okay?
00:36:26And you're not my nanny.
00:36:28No, Felix!
00:36:29Felix!
00:36:30How dare you carry me like that?
00:36:33How dare you tell everyone that you're my nanny?
00:36:35Our deal included you not bullying me in school, remember?
00:36:37Yeah, I didn't. My friends did.
00:36:39Yeah, your friends.
00:36:40One word from you and they would have stopped.
00:36:41But you didn't.
00:36:42I can't control other people.
00:36:45Funny, I seem to remember you trying to control me when I became your nanny.
00:36:48So what, that's just it then?
00:36:49Not even one day and our deal's off.
00:36:51You drive me crazy.
00:36:52Your feelings meet you.
00:36:53Look, I'll see you at home.
00:36:54Where you'll have a list of chores to do.
00:36:56I can't have you as my nanny anymore.
00:37:00Time to get you out of my house for good.
00:37:04Listen up!
00:37:05End of the world pool party tonight at House Barnes.
00:37:08Bring the chaos.
00:37:09We're partying till the sunrise.
00:37:26Oh, here she is.
00:37:44What the hell is this?
00:37:47First annual Felix Barnes End of the World Party!
00:37:53Shut it down now.
00:37:55For what?
00:37:56I'll call your dad.
00:37:59Call him and tell him you have no control over me.
00:38:02And he'll drop you as my nanny like that.
00:38:09Do you not care if this is scaring your sister?
00:38:12I'm the nanny.
00:38:13It's your job to take care of her.
00:38:21Oh, Bailey.
00:38:23It's okay.
00:38:24I'm going to go get rid of everyone.
00:38:25You stay here and try to rest.
00:38:39Abby!
00:38:40I'd offer you a beer, but you're on the clock.
00:38:43You're getting absolutely pissed.
00:38:45And what if your dad sees?
00:38:46He's probably fired the irresponsible nanny.
00:38:50Bailey is scared your house is getting trashed.
00:38:52Your dad's going to be home early in the morning, so please shut this down.
00:38:55I quit the job and the party ends.
00:38:58You want this party to end?
00:39:04Easy.
00:39:05You've just got to say two words.
00:39:07I quit.
00:39:08How about these two words?
00:39:10Fuck off.
00:39:11Why do I think she's hot?
00:39:13Even when she's telling me to fuck off.
00:39:15I should hate her.
00:39:18Anyways, I'm going to go enjoy my party.
00:39:20Now, if you're ready to quit, come find me.
00:39:24Till then, if you be the fuck alone, I want you to kill my vibe.
00:39:31Yo, Sky.
00:39:32Want to come play strip poker with the lads?
00:39:34I'm busy, Jack.
00:39:37Why is Abby Moore here?
00:39:38She has to know everyone hates her.
00:39:40Maybe she's trying to get with Felix.
00:39:42This is a party for the most popular people at school.
00:39:44Clearly, she's forgotten her place at Camden.
00:39:49Let's go and wind up.
00:39:52Hey, Abby.
00:39:54What are you doing at Felix's party?
00:39:57Trying to give all the guys erectile dysfunction.
00:40:00Harsh, Sky.
00:40:01I'd still fuck her.
00:40:02Just put a bag on her head.
00:40:05You'd fuck anything, Jack.
00:40:07Look, see, your insults don't bother me anymore because I know you're just insecure.
00:40:11See, you're trying so hard and Felix still hasn't noticed you.
00:40:16What did you just say?
00:40:17Look, I'm just saying, it must be hard having such an obvious crush on Felix
00:40:22and still being in the friend zone.
00:40:26You bitch.
00:40:38Sky, please give that bag.
00:40:39My never eyes see you through.
00:40:42I'll not cover you up.
00:40:47Go fetch.
00:41:04Swimming's easy, Abby.
00:41:06Just use your arms.
00:41:07Yeah, or you could use those fun bags to float.
00:41:11Ouch.
00:41:15No one wants to be associated with the teacher fucker.
00:41:19Yikes.
00:41:20Sky, help!
00:41:22You're delusional if you think I'm going to help a pick-me slut like you.
00:41:26I know just what I'm going to do with this fugly shirt.
00:41:30What?
00:41:33Where is she?
00:41:35What's happening?
00:41:36Oh my God, Abby!
00:41:37Oh.
00:41:38I'm...
00:41:43I'm...
00:41:43I'm...
00:41:45I'm...
00:41:46I'm...
00:41:46I'm...
00:41:47I'm...
00:41:48I'm...
00:41:48I'm...
00:41:49I'm...
00:41:50I'm...
00:41:51I'm...
00:41:54I'm...
00:41:56Did my bully just save me?
00:42:06Felix, thank you.
00:42:09Abby, I...
00:42:21Where's your shirt? In your bra?
00:42:23I see through, I know. Stop looking at me.
00:42:26Shit, I can't look at her or I'll get hard.
00:42:44Tell me, did you just lose your shirt to get my attention?
00:42:47Don't flatter yourself.
00:42:51I'm just saying, I've got you cradled shirtless in my arms.
00:42:56Just because I'm your nanny...
00:43:00This has nothing to do with you being my nanny.
00:43:03Trust me.
00:43:08Where's my shirt?
00:43:22God, Abby, you really will do anything for attention, won't you?
00:43:28Why don't you go check the pool house?
00:43:35I can't believe I'm stuck being nannied by my sworn enemy.
00:43:38And I can't stop thinking about her.
00:43:40This party better make her quit so I can get her out of my head.
00:43:43Are you?
00:43:47Oh, fuck.
00:43:52I'm fucking kidding.
00:43:54You
00:44:12Everybody thinks I slept with my teacher to make valedictorian, but it's a stupid rumor that cost my mum her job and me my reputation
00:44:24You like my art project. I call it ugly inside
00:44:33Felix Barnes my arch-nemesis. I should have known tell me when will you get bored of bullying me?
00:44:38You slept your way to the top of the Camden Prep's academic pyramid. I get you needed the scholarship
00:44:45But no sleeping with the teacher thing is a bit played out now
00:44:51I didn't
00:44:54You probably made up that rumor because you couldn't keep up with me
00:44:59You're so cute when you're angry. You're ugly when you're an arse
00:45:06You know your problem is
00:45:15You think you can beat me this is my school Abbey Moore
00:45:21Kiss my arse Felix Barnes
00:45:24I thought you only let the teachers do that
00:45:28Get on my way. I'm late for my new job
00:45:30I'm late for my new job
00:45:41what are you done today? You've taken me to therapy
00:45:45Shit
00:45:47You're fine
00:45:48oh my god are you okay oh it just looks like he grazed it see i have a plaster in my back
00:46:05Bailey Bailey oh my god watch out
00:46:16oh
00:46:30Phoenix, you saved me.
00:46:37It wasn't for you.
00:46:38This is my little sister.
00:46:40I don't care whether you live or die.
00:46:42That's the nicest thing you've ever done for me
00:46:44and you're still being a bum about it.
00:46:49It's okay.
00:46:50How did such a sweet little girl
00:46:52end up with such a horrible older brother?
00:46:56There's no point in talking to Bailey.
00:46:58She hasn't spoken since our mum died.
00:46:59That's okay, I understand.
00:47:01My dad passed away a couple years ago.
00:47:04It kind of feels like a club
00:47:05that no one wants to be a part of.
00:47:09My boss is wondering where I am.
00:47:11Will you be okay if I leave you
00:47:13with this big, scary man?
00:47:15Stop acting like a saint.
00:47:17No one's barring it.
00:47:24Why are you so mean?
00:47:25She's nice.
00:47:29Yeah, maybe she is.
00:47:31Let's go.
00:47:38You must be the new living nanny.
00:47:40Yes, sir.
00:47:41I'm really sorry I'm late.
00:47:42Well, you're lucky
00:47:43because my children haven't returned home from school yet.
00:47:45Otherwise, you'll be fired.
00:47:51You'll be nannying my daughter.
00:47:53She's 11.
00:47:54And my teenage, troublemaking son.
00:47:57I was only told about a little girl.
00:47:59What do you mean a teenage son?
00:48:00You'll be in charge of making sure
00:48:01my children are up for school,
00:48:03their homework is completed,
00:48:05and they're fed a healthy dinner.
00:48:07And if they misbehave, punish them.
00:48:10They say your son is 17.
00:48:12How am I supposed to punish a boy that's my age?
00:48:14The agency said you're the best in your class.
00:48:16Figure it out.
00:48:17I need this job.
00:48:18If this kid is such a loser,
00:48:20he needs a nanny to feed him
00:48:21and help him with his homework,
00:48:22how bad could he be?
00:48:24Benny and I are home.
00:48:27What are you doing here?
00:48:29Son, meet your new nanny.
00:48:31Oh, God.
00:48:32I was just hired as my bully's nanny.
00:48:36I'm really sorry, but I can't work for you.
00:48:38You're contracted by the nannying agency
00:48:40to take any job they see fit to put you forward for.
00:48:43I know, but I'm really sorry, but I can't.
00:48:46If you walk away now,
00:48:47I'll make sure you never get another job again.
00:48:49Dad, I know that I was late picking Bailey up a couple of times,
00:48:52but we do not need a nanny.
00:48:53Don't try to bargain with me, Felix.
00:48:56You've made a right mess of yourself.
00:48:57You've got a bad attitude,
00:48:59you're sleeping in late,
00:49:01and your grades are dropping.
00:49:03And since your mum isn't around to keep you in line,
00:49:05I've got you the next best thing.
00:49:07Bailey's on board.
00:49:08Are you going to get in line,
00:49:09or shall I take back the key to your fancy sports car?
00:49:12Fine.
00:49:13Don't blame me when she quits.
00:49:15You already know I'm not a quitter.
00:49:17Show her to the guest room.
00:49:19The agency have already dropped off her belongings.
00:49:22Look, I know the situation is weird,
00:49:24but I'll show you how I'll be awake.
00:49:25You stay out of mine.
00:49:27Look, I want you out of my school,
00:49:32out of my house,
00:49:33and out of my life.
00:49:34I'm going to make your life living hell until you quit.
00:49:38Fine.
00:49:40I'll make yours ten times worse.
00:49:41Your dad gave me full permission to punish you.
00:49:45Bring it on.
00:49:46Felix may bully me in school,
00:50:07but as his living nanny,
00:50:08I'm in charge at home.
00:50:10Wakey, wakey,
00:50:11Jake's a fakie.
00:50:16What the fuck?
00:50:19Language.
00:50:20You don't want another punishment, do you?
00:50:23I don't want another punishment, do you?
00:50:24You know, if you wanted to get me wet,
00:50:44there's better ways to do that.
00:50:47Dry off, you have homework to do.
00:50:48No, I'm going to the beach, nanny.
00:50:53I don't think so.
00:50:54You're going once you do your work.
00:51:13Good job,
00:51:14you only got a couple wrong this time.
00:51:16Study these ones next time
00:51:18so you get them right.
00:51:19I'm finished too.
00:51:23What the hell?
00:51:24Your market are more than the teachers do.
00:51:26Your dad expects your grace to go up under my supervision.
00:51:29So no sub-power.
00:51:35All right, don't take notes from the slap.
00:51:38You're so immature.
00:51:40I know.
00:51:42Does my nanny need to punish me?
00:51:43You think I'm rude?
00:51:45What are you going to do?
00:51:47Spank me?
00:51:49Grounds me?
00:51:51I'd like to see you try.
00:51:55I have just the punishment for you.
00:52:00Time to feast.
00:52:04What the fuck?
00:52:12Dad, where's my door?
00:52:17You.
00:52:19Come on, retrofit.
00:52:21We've got them warning.
00:52:23Let's win this match.
00:52:28What the hell?
00:52:29I was about to win.
00:52:37We need to talk.
00:52:38Whatever you have to say to me,
00:52:39you can say in front of Bailey.
00:52:40Oh, really?
00:52:41Okay, cool.
00:52:41Well, I was going to say that the rumours about you and the teachers, you know.
00:52:45I do just really do...
00:52:47Okay, fine.
00:52:48We can talk.
00:52:54You have five minutes.
00:52:56You're kind of scary, you know that.
00:52:58Me?
00:52:59You're the one that's been torturing me in school all year.
00:53:01No, no, no, no.
00:53:06After today, I've realised that that was child's play.
00:53:09You, you're an evil genius.
00:53:11You did tell me to punish you.
00:53:13Is this what you wanted to talk to me about?
00:53:17Are you finally ready to take me seriously as your nanny?
00:53:19No.
00:53:21I will never take you seriously as my nanny.
00:53:24But I did want to make a deal.
00:53:26What kind of deal?
00:53:33The kind where I stay out of your way.
00:53:38So you're free to nanny Bailey and I won't cause any problems.
00:53:43And in return, you stay out of my way.
00:53:47And tell my dad I've been a good little boy.
00:53:52Um, why would I agree to that?
00:53:54Because if you don't, and I tell my dad I've got the hots for my nanny,
00:53:58you'll be out on your arse by dinner.
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:03But this only works if you actually behave.
00:54:05Don't skip school and don't let your grades drop.
00:54:08I'll behave.
00:54:09Scout's on her.
00:54:14But first, some ground rules.
00:54:17Fair enough.
00:54:18What are they?
00:54:19Rule one, you already agreed to.
00:54:21You won't be my nanny in name or action.
00:54:24Only if you behave.
00:54:25If your dad thinks I'm not doing my job.
00:54:27Don't worry about that, okay?
00:54:29Rule two,
00:54:30no one at school finds out.
00:54:32That you're my nanny or that you live in my house.
00:54:34Deal.
00:54:36I have a rule two.
00:54:38Stop bullying me in school.
00:54:40I'll try to control myself.
00:54:43Though I've not been very good at that around you.
00:54:46What are you doing?
00:54:48Sealing our deal.
00:54:49With a kiss.
00:54:50Are you kidding?
00:54:56We hate each other.
00:54:57Guess we'll have to do it the old-fashioned way then.
00:54:59Wait in the car, yeah?
00:55:16I don't want anyone knowing we're together.
00:55:18Fine.
00:55:20Well, Bailey's lunchbox.
00:55:22We need to go...
00:55:23I don't care.
00:55:23Maybe I can have a delivery service take this to her.
00:55:31Still showing your face at school?
00:55:33Haven't you got the message?
00:55:35What, that you hate me?
00:55:36I think that's pretty clear.
00:55:38Then I guess using words isn't enough.
00:55:41Are you going to pour your drink on me?
00:55:43How original.
00:55:44If you already look chuffed, dumping this on you won't make a difference.
00:55:49I know the right way to hurt a desperate try-hard like you.
00:55:54Don't we have a history essay due today?
00:55:57No, I spent two weeks on that.
00:55:58Too bad I don't care.
00:56:01And Felix, stop them.
00:56:03Felix, stop them.
00:56:05Did you just ask Felix for help?
00:56:07Don't tell me this pick-me is throwing herself at you now.
00:56:10If I stop Skye, she'll just go after Abby even harder.
00:56:14Next time you want to say my name, take me to the bedroom first.
00:56:31See you in class.
00:56:33Bottom feeder.
00:56:35What happened to our deal?
00:56:42I promised I wouldn't bully you.
00:56:45I didn't say I promised to protect you from other bullies.
00:56:47Yeah, but why are they bullying me, Felix?
00:56:49Because you started it.
00:56:50They're just following your lead.
00:56:51Abby, wait.
00:56:52No.
00:56:53Our deal's off.
00:57:00The delivery guy said he'd meet me here.
00:57:02What are you doing, Jack?
00:57:07I don't know.
00:57:08Hit the gym or something?
00:57:09Oh my God.
00:57:11What is that?
00:57:14Damn, I knew she was a freak, but I didn't realise she was that kinky.
00:57:17Jack.
00:57:17What do you reckon she's got in there?
00:57:20Sex toys?
00:57:22Hey.
00:57:23Come over here, baby.
00:57:24Show me what's in that lunchbox.
00:57:26Felix, you left your lunch at home.
00:57:33What the hell?
00:57:34That's not Felix's.
00:57:35Yes, it is.
00:57:36See?
00:57:36Felix Barnes.
00:57:39Abby, you're fucking more.
00:57:41Why is your last name on that lunchbox, Felix?
00:57:49I'm not the only one with that last name.
00:57:50Why do you look so nervous, man?
00:57:52Is that actually yours?
00:57:54It's not.
00:57:54It's not mine.
00:57:55It's a cup for Bailey Barnes.
00:57:58Yes, thank you.
00:57:59Bailey Barnes?
00:58:01Isn't that your little sister?
00:58:03Why does scholarship slut have it?
00:58:05I'm actually the nanny for Bailey.
00:58:09And Felix.
00:58:09Felix.
00:58:13No.
00:58:15Are you secretly a little baby?
00:58:19Do you need me to change your diaper?
00:58:20Do you want me to...
00:58:21Baba?
00:58:24That's enough, okay?
00:58:25And you're not my nanny.
00:58:28No, Felix!
00:58:29Felix!
00:58:30How dare you carry me like that?
00:58:33How dare you tell everyone that you're my nanny?
00:58:34Our deal included you not bullying me in school, remember?
00:58:37Yeah, I didn't.
00:58:38My friends did.
00:58:38Yeah, your friends.
00:58:39One word from you and they would have stopped, but you didn't.
00:58:42I can't control other people.
00:58:44Funny, I seem to remember you trying to control me when I became your nanny.
00:58:47So what, that's just it then?
00:58:48Not even one day and I'll deal off.
00:58:50You drive me crazy.
00:58:52Your feelings meet you.
00:58:53Look, I'll see you at home, where you'll have a list of chores to do.
00:58:56I can't have you as my nanny anymore.
00:58:59Time to get you out of my house for good.
00:59:01Listen up.
00:59:02Listen up.
00:59:05End of the world pool party tonight at House Barnes.
00:59:08Bring the chaos.
00:59:09We're partying till the sunrise.
00:59:10We're partying till the sunrise.
00:59:16We're partying until the sunrise is called spinoffs.
00:59:18We're partying till the sunrise goes on.
00:59:20And when we're partying till the sunrise, we're partying till the sunrise is called spinoffs.
00:59:30Oh, here she is.
00:59:44What the hell is this?
00:59:47First annual Felix Barnes End of the World Party!
00:59:52Shut it down now.
00:59:55For what?
00:59:56I'll call your dad.
00:59:58Call him, and tell him you have no control over me, and he'll drop you as my nanny like that.
01:00:09Do you not care if this is scaring your sister?
01:00:12I'm the nanny. It's your job to take care of her.
01:00:21Oh, Bailey.
01:00:23It's okay. I'm gonna go get rid of everyone. You stay here and try to rest.
01:00:28Leave Green Apart
01:00:38Abby! I'd offer you a beer but you're on the clock.
01:00:42You're getting absolutely pissed. And what if your dad sees?
01:00:46He'd probably fire the irresponsible nanny!
01:00:48Unresponsible no me. Bailey is scared your house is getting trashed. My dad's gonna be home early in the morning
01:00:53So please shut this down
01:00:55Quit the job
01:00:57The party ends
01:01:01You want this party to end? Easy. You just got to say two words. I quit
01:01:08How about these two words? Fuck off. Why do I think she's hot even when she's telling me to fuck off?
01:01:15I should hate her
01:01:17Anyways, I'm going to go and join my party
01:01:21I'm ready to quit
01:01:22Come find me
01:01:24Till then, keep me the fuck alone. I want you to kill my pipe
01:01:30Yo, Skye
01:01:32Wanna come play strip poker with the lads? I'm busy Jack
01:01:36Why is Abby Moore here? She has to know everyone hates her. Maybe she's trying to get with Felix. This is a party for the most popular people at school
01:01:44Clearly she's forgotten her place at Camden
01:01:47Let's go and wind up
01:01:49Hey Abby
01:01:52What are you doing at Felix's party?
01:01:54Trying to give all the guys erectile dysfunction
01:01:57Oh harsh Skye, I'd still fuck her. Just put a bag on her head
01:02:03You'd fuck anything Jack
01:02:05Look, see your insults don't bother me anymore because I know you're just insecure
01:02:10See, you're trying so hard and Felix still hasn't noticed you
01:02:14What did you just say?
01:02:16Look, I'm just saying it must be hard having such an obvious crush on Felix
01:02:21And still being in the friendzone
01:02:23And still being in the friendzone
01:02:25You bitch
01:02:37Skye, please give that bag my never eyes see through
01:02:40Oh, I'll cover you up
01:02:45Go fetch
01:02:47Swimming's easy Abby, just use your arms
01:03:06Yeah, or you could use those fun bags to float
01:03:09No one wants to be associated with the teacher fucker
01:03:17Yikes
01:03:19Skye, help
01:03:21You're delusional if you think I'm going to help a pick me slut like you
01:03:25I know just what I'm going to do with this fugly shirt
01:03:29Help
01:03:33Where is she? What's happening?
01:03:35Oh my god, Abby
01:03:37Did my bully just save me?
01:04:05Felix
01:04:07Thank you
01:04:08Abby... I...
01:04:09I...
01:04:20Where's your shirt? And your bra is...
01:04:22I see through, I know, stop looking at me
01:04:24Shit... I can't look at her or I'll get hard
01:04:31Or I'll get hard.
01:04:43Tell me, did you just lose your shirt to get my attention?
01:04:46Don't flatter yourself.
01:04:50I'm just saying, I've got you cradled shirtless in my arms.
01:04:56So I can get her out of my head.
01:05:01Ah, I'll be back.
01:05:05BEE-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-H-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH.
01:05:19Dude I can't believe I did in the car.
01:05:22Oh, there she is.
01:05:26Everybody thinks I slept with my teacher to make valedictorian,
01:05:29But it's a stupid rumor that cost my mum her job, and me my reputation.
01:05:33Teacher fucker.
01:05:41You like my art project? I call it ugly inside.
01:05:44Ugly outside.
01:05:47Felix Barnes, my art nemesis. I should have known.
01:05:50Tell me, when will you get bored of bullying me?
01:05:52You slept your way to the top of the Camden Prep's academic pyramid.
01:05:55I get you needed the scholarship.
01:05:59I don't know, the whole sleeping with the teacher thing is a bit played out now.
01:06:06I didn't.
01:06:08You probably made up that rumor because you couldn't keep up with me.
01:06:13You're so cute when you're angry.
01:06:14You're ugly when you're an arse.
01:06:20You know what your problem is?
01:06:29You think you can beat me?
01:06:31This is my school, Abby Moore.
01:06:35Kiss my arse, Felix Barnes.
01:06:38I thought you only let the teachers do that.
01:06:40No!
01:06:42Get on my way.
01:06:43I'm late for my new job.
01:06:44I'm late for my new job.
01:06:57What are you dancing? You're taking me to therapy.
01:06:59Shit.
01:07:00Oh my god, are you okay?
01:07:14Oh, it just looks like you grazed it.
01:07:17See, I have a plaster in my back.
01:07:20Bailey?
01:07:21Bailey?
01:07:27Bailey.
01:07:29Oh my god, watch out!
01:07:30No!
01:07:48Phoenix, you saved me.
01:07:51It wasn't for you, this is my little-
01:07:53Are you okay?
01:07:55Oh, it just looks like you grazed it.
01:07:56See, I have a plaster in my back.
01:08:00Bailey?
01:08:01Bailey?
01:08:06Bailey.
01:08:08Oh my god, watch out!
01:08:21Oh!
01:08:27Phoenix, you saved me.
01:08:31It wasn't for you, this is my little sister.
01:08:34I don't care whether you live or die.
01:08:36That's the nicest thing you've ever done for me and you're still being a bum about it.
01:08:43It's okay.
01:08:44How did such a sweet little girl end up with such a horrible older brother?
01:08:49There's no point in talking to Bailey.
01:08:50She hasn't spoken since our mum died.
01:08:53That's okay, I understand.
01:08:55My dad passed away a couple of years ago.
01:08:57It kind of feels like a club that no one wants to be a part of.
01:08:59My boss is wondering where I am.
01:09:00Will you be okay if I leave you with this big scary man?
01:09:01Stop acting like a saint.
01:09:02No one's buying it.
01:09:03Why are you so mean?
01:09:04She's nice.
01:09:05Yeah, maybe she is.
01:09:06Let's go.
01:09:07You must be the new living nanny.
01:09:08Yes, sir.
01:09:09I'm really sorry I'm late.
01:09:10Well you're lucky because my children haven't returned home from school yet.
01:09:11Otherwise you'd be like a big deal.
01:09:12No one's buying it.
01:09:13No one's buying it.
01:09:14Why are you so mean?
01:09:15She's nice.
01:09:16Yeah, maybe she is.
01:09:17Let's go.
01:09:18You must be the new living nanny.
01:09:33Yes, sir.
01:09:34I'm really sorry I'm late.
01:09:35Well you're lucky because my children haven't returned home from school yet.
01:09:38Otherwise you'd be fired.
01:09:44You'll be nannying my daughter, she's 11, and my teenage troublemaking son.
01:09:49I was only told about a little girl.
01:09:51What do you mean a teenage son?
01:09:53You'll be in charge of making sure my children are up for school, their homework is completed,
01:09:58and they're fed a healthy dinner.
01:10:00And if they misbehave, punish them.
01:10:03They say your son is 17.
01:10:04How am I supposed to punish a boy that's my age?
01:10:06The agency said you're the best in your class.
01:10:09Figure it out.
01:10:10I need this job.
01:10:11If this kid is such a loser, he needs a nanny to feed him and help him with his homework,
01:10:15how bad could he be?
01:10:17Benny and I are home.
01:10:19What are you doing here?
01:10:21Son, meet your new nanny.
01:10:24Oh God, I was just hired as my bully's nanny.
01:10:27I'm really sorry but I can't work for you.
01:10:31You're contracted by the nannying agency to take any job they see fit to put you forward for.
01:10:36I know but I'm really sorry but I can't.
01:10:38If you walk away now, I'll make sure you never get another job again.
01:10:42Dad, I know that I was late picking Bailey up a couple of times but we do not need a nanny.
01:10:46Don't try to bargain with me, Felix.
01:10:48You've made a right mess of yourself.
01:10:50You've got a bad attitude, you're sleeping in late and your grades are dropping.
01:10:55And since your mum isn't around to keep you in line, I've got you the next best thing.
01:11:00The baby's on board.
01:11:01Are you going to get in line or shall I take back the key to your fancy sports car?
01:11:05Fine.
01:11:06Don't blame me when she quits.
01:11:07You already know I'm not a quitter.
01:11:09Show her to the guest room.
01:11:11The agency have already dropped off her belongings.
01:11:14Look, I know the situation is weird but I'll show you out of your way if you stay out of mine.
01:11:22Look, I want you out of my school, out of my house and out of my life.
01:11:27I'm going to make your life living hell until you quit.
01:11:30Fine.
01:11:32I'll make yours ten times worse.
01:11:34Your dad gave me full permission to punish you.
01:11:37Bring it on.
01:11:58Felix may bully me in school, but as his living nanny, I'm in charge at home.
01:12:03Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!
01:12:07What the fuck?!
01:12:09Language.
01:12:10You don't want another punishment, do you?
01:12:11Language.
01:12:12You don't want another punishment, do you?
01:12:14You know, if you wanted to get me wet, there's better ways to do that.
01:12:21Dry off, you have homework to do.
01:12:23No.
01:12:24I'm going to go to the beach, nanny.
01:12:25I don't think so.
01:12:26I'm going to go to the beach.
01:12:27I don't think so.
01:12:29You know, if you wanted to get me wet, there's better ways to do that.
01:12:41Dry off, you have homework to do.
01:12:43No.
01:12:44I'm going to the beach, nanny.
01:12:46I don't think so.
01:12:59You'll go once you do your work.
01:13:07Good job, you only got a couple wrong this time.
01:13:10Study these ones next time so you get them right.
01:13:13I'm finished too.
01:13:17What the hell?
01:13:18Your market are more than the teachers do.
01:13:19Your dad expects your grace to go up under my supervision.
01:13:22So no sub power.
01:13:24Well, I don't take notes when I slap.
01:13:31You're so immature.
01:13:33I know.
01:13:34Does my nanny need to punish me?
01:13:37You think I won't?
01:13:38What are you going to do?
01:13:40Spank me?
01:13:42Ground me?
01:13:43I'd like to see you try.
01:13:48I have just the punishment for you.
01:13:51Time to feast.
01:13:57What the fuck?
01:14:05Dad, where's my door?
01:14:10You.
01:14:13Come on Retrofit.
01:14:14We've got the warning.
01:14:15Let's win this match.
01:14:21What the hell?
01:14:22I was about to win.
01:14:30We need to talk.
01:14:31Whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of Bailey.
01:14:33Oh really?
01:14:34Okay, cool.
01:14:35Well, I was going to say that the rumours about you and the teachers, you know.
01:14:38I do just really think-
01:14:40Okay, fine.
01:14:41We can talk.
01:14:42You have five minutes.
01:14:48You're kind of scary, you know that.
01:14:51Me?
01:14:52You're the one that's been torturing me in school all year.
01:14:54No, no, no, no.
01:14:59After today I realised that that was child's play.
01:15:01You, you're an evil genius.
01:15:03You did tell me to punish you.
01:15:08Is this what you wanted to talk to me about?
01:15:09Are you finally ready to take me seriously as your nanny?
01:15:12No.
01:15:14I will never take you seriously as my nanny.
01:15:17But, I do want to make a deal.
01:15:19What kind of deal?
01:15:25What kind of deal?
01:15:26The kind where I stay out of your way.
01:15:31So you're free to nanny Bailey and I won't cause any problems.
01:15:36And in return, you stay out of my way.
01:15:40And tell my dad I've been a good little boy.
01:15:45Um, why would I agree to that?
01:15:47Because if you don't, and I tell my dad I've got the hots for my nanny,
01:15:51you'll be out on your ass by dinner.
01:15:54Okay.
01:15:56But this only works if you actually behave.
01:15:58Don't skip school and don't let your grades drop.
01:16:01I'll behave.
01:16:03It's a count's honour.
01:16:08But first, some ground rules.
01:16:10Fair enough.
01:16:11What are they?
01:16:12Rule one, you already agreed to.
01:16:14You won't be my nanny in name or action.
01:16:17Only if you behave.
01:16:18If your dad thinks I'm not doing my job.
01:16:20Yeah, don't worry about that, okay?
01:16:22Rule two, no one at school finds out that you're my nanny or that you live in my house.
01:16:27Deal.
01:16:29I have a rule too.
01:16:31Stop bullying me in school.
01:16:34I'll try to control myself.
01:16:36Though I've not been very good at that around you.
01:16:39What are you doing?
01:16:40Stealing our deal.
01:16:41With a kiss.
01:16:43Are you kidding?
01:16:45We hate each other.
01:16:46Guess we'll have to do it the old fashioned way then.
01:16:49Wait in the car, yeah?
01:16:50I don't want anyone knowing we're together.
01:16:51Fine.
01:16:52Oh, Bailey's lunchbox.
01:16:53We need to go...
01:16:54I don't care.
01:16:55Maybe I can have a delivery service take this to her.
01:16:56Still showing your face at school.
01:16:57I don't care.
01:16:58Maybe I can have a delivery service take this to her.
01:17:03Still showing your face at school.
01:17:06Haven't you got the message?
01:17:07What, do you hate me?
01:17:09I think that's pretty clear.
01:17:10I think that's pretty clear.
01:17:11Then I guess using words.
01:17:12I don't know what you're doing.
01:17:13What are you doing?
01:17:14What are you doing?
01:17:15Oh, you're doing a little bit.
01:17:16I know.
01:17:17I know.
01:17:18I don't know.
01:17:19I know.
01:17:20I know.
01:17:21I know.
01:17:22I know.
01:17:23I know.
01:17:24I know.
01:17:25I know.
01:17:26I know.
01:17:27I know.
01:17:28I know.
01:17:29I know.
01:17:30I know.
01:17:31I know.
01:17:32Using words isn't enough.
01:17:34Are you going to pour your drink on me?
01:17:36How original.
01:17:38You already looked chuffed. Dumping this on you won't make a difference.
01:17:42I know the right way to hurt a desperate try-hard like you.
01:17:48Don't we have a history essay due today?
01:17:50No, I spent two weeks on that.
01:17:52Too bad I don't care.
01:17:54Felix, stop them!
01:17:56Felix, stop them!
01:17:58Did you just ask Felix for help?
01:18:00Don't tell me this pick me is throwing herself at you now.
01:18:03If I stop Skye, she'll just go after Abby even harder.
01:18:06Next time you want to say my name, take me to the bedroom first.
01:18:24See you in class.
01:18:26Bottom feeder.
01:18:30What happened to our deal?
01:18:32I promised I wouldn't bully you.
01:18:34I didn't say I promised to protect you from other bullies.
01:18:36Yeah but why are they bullying me Felix?
01:18:38Because you started it.
01:18:40They're just following your lead.
01:18:42I mean wait.
01:18:43No.
01:18:44Our deal's off.
01:18:46The delivery guy said he'd meet me here.
01:18:58What are you doing Jack?
01:19:00I don't know.
01:19:01Hit the gym or something.
01:19:02Oh my god.
01:19:03What is that?
01:19:04Damn I knew she was a freak but I didn't realise she was that kinky.
01:19:10Jack.
01:19:11What do you reckon she's got in there?
01:19:13Sex toys?
01:19:14Hey.
01:19:15Hey.
01:19:16Come over here baby.
01:19:17Show me what's in that lunchbox.
01:19:23Oh yeah.
01:19:24Felix you left your lunch at home.
01:19:25What the hell?
01:19:26That's not Felix's.
01:19:27Yes it is.
01:19:28See.
01:19:29Felix.
01:19:30Barnes.
01:19:31Abby.
01:19:32You're fucking more.
01:19:39Why is your last name on that lunchbox Felix?
01:19:41I'm not the only one with that last name.
01:19:43Why do you look so nervous man?
01:19:45Is that actually yours?
01:19:46It's not.
01:19:47It's not mine.
01:19:48Pick up for Bailey Barnes?
01:19:51Yes.
01:19:53Bailey Barnes?
01:19:54Isn't that your little sister?
01:19:56Why does scholarship slut have it?
01:19:58I'm actually the nanny for Bailey.
01:20:02And Felix.
01:20:07No.
01:20:09Are you secretly a little baby?
01:20:12Do you need me to change your diaper?
01:20:13You want me to...
01:20:17That's enough okay?
01:20:18And you're not my nanny.
01:20:21No nothing!
01:20:22No nothing!
01:20:23How dare you carry me like that?
01:20:25How dare you tell everyone that you're my nanny?
01:20:27Our deal included you not bullying me in school remember?
01:20:29Yeah I didn't.
01:20:30My friends did.
01:20:31Yeah your friends.
01:20:32One word from you and they would have stopped.
01:20:33But you didn't.
01:20:34I can't control other people.
01:20:36Funny I seem to remember you trying to control me when I became your nanny.
01:20:40So what that's just it then?
01:20:41Not even one day and our deal's off.
01:20:43You drive me crazy.
01:20:44The feeling's mutual.
01:20:45Look I'll see you at home where you'll have a list of chores to do.
01:20:50I can't have you as my nanny anymore.
01:20:52Time to get you out of my house for good.
01:20:56Listen up!
01:20:58End of the world pool party tonight at House Barnes.
01:21:01Bring the chaos we're partying till the sunrise.
01:21:03You don't want to do that.
01:21:04Go!
01:21:06Anyway!
01:21:11No.
01:21:12No!
01:21:13No!
01:21:14No!
01:21:15No, no!
01:21:16No!
01:21:17No!
01:21:18No!
01:21:19No!
01:21:20No!
01:21:24No!
01:21:27No!
01:21:28I can't earner.
01:21:29No!
01:21:30Oh, there she is.
01:21:38What the hell is this?
01:21:40First annual Felix Barnes End of the World Party.
01:21:45For what?
01:21:47I'll call your dad.
01:21:49Call him and tell him you have no control over me
01:21:51and he'll drop you as my nanny like that.
01:21:53Do you not care if this is scaring your sister?
01:22:02I'm a nanny. It's your job to take care of her.
01:22:11Oh, baby.
01:22:13It's okay. I'm going to go get rid of everyone.
01:22:16You stay here and try to rest.
01:22:23Abby, I'd offer you a beer, but you're on the clock.
01:22:33You're getting absolutely pissed.
01:22:35And what if your dad sees?
01:22:37He probably fired the irresponsible nanny.
01:22:40Bailey is scared your house is getting trashed.
01:22:42Your dad's going to be home early in the morning,
01:22:43so please shut this down.
01:22:46Quit the job and the party ends.
01:22:48You want this party to end?
01:22:54Easy.
01:22:55You've just got to say two words.
01:22:57I quit.
01:22:59How about these two words?
01:23:00Fuck off.
01:23:02Why do I think she's hot?
01:23:03Even when she's telling me to fuck off.
01:23:06I should hate her.
01:23:08Anyways, I'm going to go enjoy my party.
01:23:11And you're ready to quit.
01:23:13Come find me.
01:23:15Till then, keep me the fuck alone.
01:23:17I don't want you to kill my vibe.
01:23:21Yo, Sky.
01:23:22Want to come play strip poker with the lads?
01:23:25I'm busy, Jack.
01:23:27Why is Abby Moore here?
01:23:28She has to know everyone hates her.
01:23:30Maybe she's trying to get with Felix.
01:23:32This is a party for the most popular people at school.
01:23:35Clearly, she's forgotten her place at Camden.
01:23:39Let's go and wind up.
01:23:42Hey, Abby.
01:23:44What are you doing at Felix's party?
01:23:47Trying to give all the guys erectile dysfunction.
01:23:50Harsh, Sky.
01:23:51I'd still fuck her.
01:23:53Just put a bag on her head.
01:23:55You'd fuck anything, Jack.
01:23:58Look, so your insults don't bother me anymore because I know you're just insecure.
01:24:02See, you're trying so hard and Felix still hasn't noticed you.
01:24:06What did you just say?
01:24:07Look, I'm just saying, it must be hard having such an obvious crush on Felix and still being in the friend zone.
01:24:15You bitch.
01:24:28Sky, please give that bag.
01:24:30My bra is see-through.
01:24:32I'll not cover you up.
01:24:36Go fetch.
01:24:38Swimming's easy, Abby.
01:24:56Just use your arms.
01:24:57Yeah, or you could use those fun bags to float.
01:25:01I don't want to help.
01:25:04Ouch.
01:25:05No one wants to be associated with the teacher fucker.
01:25:09Yikes.
01:25:10Sky, help!
01:25:11You're delusional if you think I'm going to help a pick-me-slut like you.
01:25:16I know just what I'm going to do with this bubbly shirt.
01:25:24Where is she?
01:25:25What's happening?
01:25:27Oh my god, Abby's...
01:25:28Did my bully just save me?
01:25:56Yikes.
01:25:59Abby, I...
01:26:01Where's your shirt?
01:26:13And your bra is...
01:26:13I see-through, I know.
01:26:14Stop looking at me.
01:26:19Shit.
01:26:21I can't look at her or I'll get hard.
01:26:23Tell me, did you just lose your shirt to get my attention?
01:26:37Don't flatter yourself.
01:26:41I'm just saying.
01:26:42I've got you cradled shirtless in my arms.
01:26:49Just because I'm your nanny...
01:26:50This has nothing to do with you being my nanny.
01:26:57Trust me.
01:26:58I can't believe I'm stuck being nannied by my sworn enemy.
01:27:02I can't believe I'm stuck.
01:27:03I can't believe I'm stuck.
01:27:04I can't believe I'm stuck being nannied by my sworn enemy and I can't stop thinking about her.
01:27:17This party better make her quit so I can get her out of my head.
01:27:20I can't believe I'm stuck being nannied by my sworn enemy and I can't stop thinking about her.
01:27:25This party better make her quit so I can get her out of my head.
01:27:30This party better make her quit so I can get her out of my head.
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