00:00Are you going to plagiarize the whole thing for us? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter?
00:20Is that your thing? You come into a bio, you read some obscure passage and then pretend you pawn it off as your own idea just to impress some girls, embarrass my friend.
00:30Tell her that when you found me, I was here, and I was with the only brothers that I have left, and there's no way I was going to desert them. I think she'll understand that.
00:42Well, you were looking for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Greenfold did it on 4th Street, and now you're representing that you have it.
00:49The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good. So, like I said, the Dean's bet is $20.
00:54The major sins never change. Besides, you know, I can spot a commandment breaker from a mile away. It's an O-bet on it.
01:04Whatever you do, however terrible, however hurtful, it all makes sense, doesn't it? In your head. You never meet anybody who thinks they're a bad person.
01:14Time for what? Time for you to see the field. The field? I see the field, but it's 445 yards long. It's got a little red flag at the end of it. It's 12 strokes ahead of it.
01:26Come on. You know, you didn't just focus on this game for one second.
01:30I know, when somebody gets hurt, I want to hear Yen complaining.
01:33I don't even understand what happened in there. What did I say?
01:38He called his niece a whore very cheaply.
01:40What? He owns all the air south of Beijing.
01:43The air.
01:44Try building something larger than three stories in the Tianjin province. See if his name comes up in your database, man.
01:51The name is Jason Bourne.
01:54Final stuff.
01:56Last week, I was 4,000 miles away in India watching Marie die.
02:07You followed me to Big Root.
02:08The last time I saw my father, why would you have you follow me?
02:14It doesn't make any sense. Why?
02:16What is this? A citizen's arrest? Blow me.
02:18All right, only one of us is a copy of Bill.
02:20You understand that, Bill? No one knows who you're fucking are.
02:22Would you shut the fuck up?
02:23I'm a sergeant in the Massachusetts State Police.
02:26Who the fuck are you? I erased you.
02:28So all I said was, Liz, I'm doing some work with the FBI.
02:32I might be out of touch for a while.
02:34That's it.
02:34She had no idea about our case.
02:38Look in my eyes.
02:40Do you hear?
02:42Listen to your country.
02:44This is it.
02:45While I sat there watching you, I gave some thought to stealing a kiss.
02:49Though you are very young and sick and unattractive to boot.
02:52But now I have a mind to give you five or six good licks with my belt.
02:55I did three years.
02:57Everything I did for you, you're going to get me up.
02:58You're going to get me up.
02:59Get it, Phil.
03:00Go ahead and shoot.
03:01I got so much radiation in my body right now, you're probably getting a little sick yourself.
03:05They say that once you grow crops somewhere, you've officially colonized it.
03:11So, technically, I colonized Mars.
03:16In your face, Neil Armstrong.
03:18How do you like them, Max?
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