00:00Let's do some money, motherfuckers!
00:04Okay, the bad news is that was the landlord.
00:07We're evicted.
00:08The good news is we ain't got nothing left to lose!
00:12Crank out the music!
00:14Your ex-girlfriend is dating AC Slater.
00:17Big fan. Huge fan.
00:19Not of the hosting bullshit, but, you know.
00:22We're still living like we're in college.
00:24Wait, are you breaking up with us?
00:25I think I am breaking up with you guys.
00:27Don't you fucking care.
00:28That is not good.
00:29It's over!
00:30You need to try new things.
00:31You need to meet new people.
00:32Oh, wait.
00:33Oh.
00:34Oh, shit.
00:35I totally meant to do that.
00:36That was for you, buddy.
00:37Did you see some nipple?
00:38I wasn't really looking at her nipples.
00:39I totally saw a nipple.
00:41What's going on in my kitchen?
00:43It just kind of happened.
00:45Ready?
00:46Yeah.
00:47Fucking yeah!
00:48Not even like this!
00:49You are about to enter the fucking jungle.
00:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:52Oh.
00:53Is that why we heard growling and crying last night?
00:55Because I thought you were just watching Animal Planet Stoned again.
00:58Can you see the guys?
00:59Mm-hmm.
01:00Can you just do something?
01:01Like I just made a joke, like laugh.
01:02You're trying to make them jealous?
01:03Please do this for me.
01:05Right?
01:06Get away!
01:07Get away!
01:08What did he say?
01:09What did Adam say?
01:10Okay, I cannot be in the middle anymore!
01:25I have a package for you.
01:26Oh.
01:27It says it's from you.
01:28Oh, no, no, no, wait.
01:29Whoa!
01:30Sorry.
01:31Is that for me, or?
01:32No, it's, uh, for me.
01:35Or, I mean, it could be if you want it.
01:36You don't want it.
01:37No.
01:38I don't want it.
01:39Of course you don't want it.
01:40Put those dicks somewhere.
01:41I'll take care of it.
01:42I have a place for them.
01:43Got, got, got, got, say, got, got.
01:46You guys thirsty?
01:48Mmm?
01:52Check it out!
01:54That, my friend, is a Barcicle.
01:56Barcicle!
01:57Let's be stupid people, man!
02:00The guys decided that we were going to do a pub crawl,
02:02because it's our anniversary.
02:04And do you even know what our anniversary is?
02:06It's not today, is it?
02:08What did you get me?
02:11After party, our plan!
02:15You guys haven't changed one bit.
02:18Not a compliment.
02:19Have any of us changed at all since we've met each other?
02:22Yes!
02:23Howie's fatter now?
02:24Significantly fatter.
02:25Yeah, I did it on purpose.
02:26We're still living like we're in college.
02:28Wait, are you breaking up with us?
02:29I think I am breaking up with you guys.
02:31You're drunk.
02:33You don't want to say something you're not going to be able to take back.
02:35It's over!
02:36You're over!
02:37It's over!
02:38You need to try new things.
02:40You need to meet new people.
02:41Hey.
02:42Hey.
02:43Did you go shopping?
02:44You are good looking, my man.
02:45I guess I never really appreciated that when we were together.
02:49Can you see the guys?
02:50Mm-hmm.
02:51Can you just do something like I just made a joke, like laugh?
02:53You're trying to make them jealous?
02:54Please do this for me.
02:57Right?
02:59What did he say?
03:00What did that he say?
03:01Okay, I cannot be in the middle anymore!
03:08Okay, the strippers are here.
03:18You, bachelots.
03:19500 to put it.
03:21Ohh!
03:22You girls on LinkedIn?
03:23Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
03:28Call me, so.
03:38You
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