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Body Swap Full HD - English
Body Swap Full HD - English
Body Swap Full HD - English
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00:00:00Quit. They don't deserve you.
00:00:03And go where? Elwood is the top advertising firm in the city.
00:00:07If I want to be the best, I have to work there.
00:00:10But at what cost?
00:00:12Do you really think your misogynistic CEO is going to let you be a part of his boys club?
00:00:18I mean, unless you magically wake up as a man tomorrow,
00:00:23he, they, are never going to change their ways.
00:00:30You know what? If I had the opportunity to wake up as a man,
00:00:34I would seize the day.
00:00:39Like some Trojan horse type shit?
00:00:42Exactly.
00:00:43You're crazy. I love it.
00:00:47You're going to last a day in my shoes.
00:00:49And you think you can last in mine?
00:00:55Are you okay?
00:00:58Yeah. I never bet.
00:01:00Oh my God.
00:01:13My head feels like it's going to explode.
00:01:16We only had one bottle of champagne,
00:01:17but it feels like we were drinking all night.
00:01:21Wait, I had the dick?
00:01:22I don't know.
00:01:22I don't know.
00:01:30This is just a dream, right?
00:01:32It's a nightmare. That's all.
00:01:37Wake up. Wake up. Wake up, Kirsten.
00:01:40This can't be real.
00:01:41The winning streak continues, JT.
00:01:47That girl was a 10.
00:01:50Her body and her boobs.
00:01:53Good morning, beautiful.
00:02:00Stop. What the fuck?
00:02:04Hey, handsome.
00:02:06Everything okay?
00:02:08Are you all right?
00:02:12What's wrong?
00:02:13Hello?
00:02:16JT?
00:02:17What's wrong with you?
00:02:22Really?
00:02:24Okay.
00:02:24Fine.
00:02:25I get the hint.
00:02:26Why are my hands so girly?
00:02:34Where the hell am I?
00:02:36Wait, is this Kirsten?
00:02:38Kirsten fucking Danfield?
00:02:41Is this what I get for beating her at the promotion?
00:02:45What's happening?
00:02:46No, I've got a hangover.
00:02:49That's it.
00:02:50A hangover.
00:02:53Shit.
00:02:54I look exactly like Kirsten.
00:02:57I'm a woman.
00:02:59I'm a woman?
00:03:01Wait, does this mean...
00:03:06I'm just calling for your daily reminder that you're that bitch.
00:03:16You are so right.
00:03:18I am.
00:03:19You are going to kill that presentation that you've been working so hard on.
00:03:23Senior account executive, here you come.
00:03:26I got this.
00:03:28I even predicted that the intern would be late.
00:03:30Again.
00:03:31And so I printed my own handouts.
00:03:34I can't rely on anyone but myself.
00:03:38Rainy?
00:03:39Hello?
00:03:43Hold up.
00:03:46Kirsten?
00:03:51JT?
00:03:52Late again, I see.
00:03:55Uh, nope.
00:03:57Right on time.
00:03:59And time is late.
00:04:00You know, I say whoever gets the promotion has to buy the other a drink.
00:04:07I'm not drinking anything with you.
00:04:09God, you're such a snooze fest.
00:04:12No wonder no one likes you.
00:04:15You're just mad that I don't want to join your team building social hour.
00:04:18Oh, God.
00:04:24Oh, God.
00:04:24What if I am stuck here forever with you?
00:04:30Oh, God.
00:04:30Oh, my God.
00:04:31Can you please stop catastrophizing everything?
00:04:33You worry way too much.
00:04:35Well, sorry that you don't have to worry about anything.
00:04:38What is that supposed to mean?
00:04:39You show up late to every meeting and then you leave early while I have to stay late to pick up your slack.
00:04:45Not a care in the world for Mr. Charming.
00:04:48Oh, I'm sorry that you're jealous of me.
00:04:52Jealous?
00:04:53Of your entitlement?
00:04:56I have something called integrity.
00:05:00Oh, is that why you eat lunch alone every day?
00:05:04I eat lunch at my desk because as a woman, I have to work ten times harder than you to get noticed.
00:05:12Oh, well, maybe you should try to be a little more friendly and share your workload with other people.
00:05:16It's a thing called teamwork.
00:05:19Please, you wouldn't last a day in my shoes.
00:05:24And you think you can last in mine?
00:05:26After much thought, I have decided to give the position to J.T.
00:05:47Uh, congrats.
00:05:50Good luck.
00:05:50But, Kirsten, I think you and J.T. make an excellent team, so you will be his junior account exec.
00:05:57You know, get the interns to stop slugging around.
00:06:00Support J.T. and the team.
00:06:02Yeah?
00:06:03Uh, sir, as much as I love that idea.
00:06:05Great.
00:06:07Then it's settled.
00:06:10Sorry, sorry, I'm late.
00:06:13There was an accident on the freeway.
00:06:14Really?
00:06:15Again?
00:06:16If you want a seat at the table, you have to be the first one to sit down.
00:06:20Especially as a woman.
00:06:21Understood?
00:06:23Sorry.
00:06:24Sorry isn't good enough.
00:06:25You need to be better.
00:06:28Don't let Kirsten scare you.
00:06:31Bosses don't have to be mean.
00:06:33I should know.
00:06:34I'm her boss.
00:06:36Technically.
00:06:37And I'm a sweetheart.
00:06:40You may have won this time.
00:06:43But your charm and your privilege will wear off.
00:06:47And I will replace you.
00:06:50Is that a threat?
00:06:52It's a promise.
00:06:54I love it.
00:06:56What is going on here?
00:06:58You two in my office now.
00:07:00I remember what it was like to be young and tight.
00:07:06So, I know how easy it is to develop feelings for a work colleague.
00:07:11But here at Elwood Group, we do not tolerate office romance.
00:07:15What in the world?
00:07:16No.
00:07:17No, no, no.
00:07:17No way.
00:07:18Dating?
00:07:19Barf.
00:07:20This is your last warning.
00:07:28Hey.
00:07:29Hey.
00:07:29Hey.
00:07:29Hey.
00:07:29Thanks, guys.
00:07:31Easy victory, though.
00:07:33What do you mean?
00:07:34Here's some dance, though, right?
00:07:35She's hot.
00:07:36Come on.
00:07:36Let's be real.
00:07:37It's the only thing she's got going for.
00:07:39And even that couldn't get her permission.
00:07:44Hey, hey, hey.
00:07:45Actually, she put up a pretty good fight.
00:07:47I mean, I was scared for like a millisecond.
00:07:50Rocky trusts me.
00:07:51You know, I built a relationship with him, so.
00:07:53Hell yeah, you did.
00:07:54Yeah, you did.
00:07:54Yeah.
00:07:55Yeah, let's test this winning streak, shall we?
00:08:02Yeah, she's looking.
00:08:05She's looking.
00:08:05She's looking.
00:08:06She's looking.
00:08:06You wouldn't last a day in my shoes.
00:08:20Everything okay?
00:08:23Are you all right?
00:08:26What's wrong?
00:08:27Hello?
00:08:30JT?
00:08:31What's wrong with you?
00:08:36Really?
00:08:37Okay.
00:08:38Fine.
00:08:39I get the hint.
00:08:40I get the hint.
00:08:40Oh, my God.
00:08:59It's like his muscles have muscles.
00:09:06Okay, Rainy, that's enough.
00:09:08That's enough.
00:09:08Rainy, so you're really stuck in there, huh?
00:09:13Yes.
00:09:14But how?
00:09:15I don't fucking know.
00:09:17Like, how do I know that it's really you, Kirsten, in there?
00:09:22Um, okay.
00:09:25Ask me something only I would know.
00:09:32Okay.
00:09:33Fourth grade.
00:09:35What stuffed animal did we practice our make-out skills on?
00:09:38Pikachu.
00:09:38Gotta kiss them all.
00:09:40Yeah.
00:09:41I told you.
00:09:42Shit.
00:09:42Now, can you please help me?
00:09:44This is nuts.
00:09:46You're really stuck in a man's body.
00:09:49A hot man's body.
00:09:52So, if I'm in this body, then that means...
00:09:54Um, what did you do?
00:10:09What did you do?
00:10:10What did you do?
00:10:11Me?
00:10:12How do I know it's not you?
00:10:14Hey, how about we sit down?
00:10:16Yeah?
00:10:17I'm Rainy, by the way, Kirsten's best friend.
00:10:20Yeah, I saw your picture.
00:10:21You were in my bedroom?
00:10:23Oh, my God.
00:10:26What did you do?
00:10:31I don't know.
00:10:36Okay, Rainy and I were drinking champagne.
00:10:40Lots of champagne.
00:10:42And we were saying hypothetical things, like...
00:10:45Like, um...
00:10:47Like?
00:10:48Like burning down the patriarchy.
00:10:50You know, in a casual way.
00:10:51Yeah.
00:10:52So this is your fault.
00:10:54What?
00:10:55Wow.
00:10:56First of all, thank you for thinking that we're that powerful.
00:10:58Whatever.
00:10:59Just undo it now.
00:11:01Wait, how do we know it's not your fault?
00:11:03Huh?
00:11:04Oh, no, no, no.
00:11:05Don't turn this back on me.
00:11:06I was with the most gorgeous woman on planet Earth last night.
00:11:11I wasn't thinking about anything but her.
00:11:15Where is she?
00:11:18Uh, um, she had to go all of a sudden, you know?
00:11:23Great.
00:11:24Just great.
00:11:25Yeah.
00:11:26What the hell do we do now?
00:11:33I love being a woman.
00:11:35I love being a man.
00:11:37I love being a woman.
00:11:39I love being a man.
00:11:42I am happy as a woman.
00:11:43I love being a man.
00:11:44I love being a woman.
00:11:46I love being a man.
00:11:47I love being a woman.
00:11:49I love being a man.
00:11:50Oh, my God.
00:12:03Shit.
00:12:06Smells like shit in here.
00:12:14One, two, three, go.
00:12:20Ow! God!
00:12:24Ow. Oh, God.
00:12:28Okay, there has to be a way to switch you back. I'll do some research.
00:12:32What do we do until then?
00:12:35Pretend to be each other until we find the cure.
00:12:38No way.
00:12:40It's either that or we end up in the loony bin.
00:12:43We need to keep this a secret.
00:12:46Fine.
00:12:50I mean, maybe this is a really great opportunity to learn from each other, right?
00:12:57You know what? You're right, Rainy. I can do this.
00:13:04So can I.
00:13:06Okay, not a contest.
00:13:08I wish I could stay, but I'm going to be late for work.
00:13:11I've got to go out of work.
00:13:14Right.
00:13:15Um...
00:13:16Have fun, you two.
00:13:21Okay, okay. Um...
00:13:23There are a million things you need to do on my...
00:13:27Your task list.
00:13:28You have to run the handsome report. You have to make 25 copies.
00:13:31You know we have interns that can handle all of that, right?
00:13:34They're not reliable.
00:13:36You need to learn to rely on other people.
00:13:39You can't control everything.
00:13:41Too much reliance leads to disappointment.
00:13:46You know...
00:13:48You have to trust your team if you want to be a leader.
00:13:52Yeah, well maybe you should make some more room for other voices to be heard.
00:13:55What are you doing?
00:14:07I'm trying to get us back into our own bodies, okay?
00:14:10It's the only thing I can think of.
00:14:12Oh, maybe you need a protein shake. That always helps me think.
00:14:16Why don't you think of...
00:14:17Well, you know, there is one thing that we haven't tried yet.
00:14:26What?
00:14:28Maybe we should, um, take your friend's advice and make the most of our situation.
00:14:39Are you thinking of sex right now?
00:14:41Well, maybe it'll, maybe it'll reverse the spell.
00:14:44We should exhaust all of our options, don't you think?
00:14:46Oh my God!
00:14:48Can you please, for one, stop thinking with your dick?
00:14:51Okay, well...
00:14:53Obviously, I don't have one right now, so...
00:14:58Oh, God!
00:15:00Amazing.
00:15:01You're in a female body and you continue to act like a fuckboy.
00:15:05You know, I actually take offense to that.
00:15:06I'm not a fuckboy.
00:15:07I have been nothing but honest to all of the gorgeous women that I have slept with.
00:15:13Oh, you're a softboy.
00:15:16That makes it even worse.
00:15:18You're letting women believe that you're a nice guy.
00:15:21Well, I'm not making women believe anything.
00:15:31Fuck.
00:15:33Um...
00:15:34She probably forgot something.
00:15:35We do that when we like someone.
00:15:36It's a common female trick.
00:15:38Well, um...
00:15:40Just...
00:15:42Please be nice to her.
00:15:44I mean, she's really hot.
00:15:47So...
00:15:49Fine.
00:15:51I won't be mean to...
00:15:52What's her name?
00:15:57Just give me a minute.
00:15:58It's, um...
00:15:59Oh, my God.
00:16:00Go hide.
00:16:16Hey.
00:16:18You?
00:16:20Sorry, I forgot my purse when I rushed out this morning.
00:16:22I'm sorry about this morning.
00:16:27I wasn't...
00:16:29Myself.
00:16:31Not gonna lie.
00:16:32You kind of scared me.
00:16:34It was like a little girl screaming.
00:16:37It was like nothing I've ever seen a grown man do before.
00:16:42Come on.
00:16:45Yeah, so, uh, my nervous system gets all out of whack when I'm hung over.
00:16:48Anyways.
00:16:50Here you go.
00:16:53Again, I'm...
00:16:54I didn't mean to scare you.
00:16:56I just...
00:16:57You're fine.
00:16:59It's actually kind of cute.
00:17:02And raw.
00:17:04Yeah?
00:17:05Yes, yes.
00:17:06Vulnerability is a core tenet of mine.
00:17:09Since we're being raw and vulnerable, I just want to let you know that I had a wonderful time last night.
00:17:15It was a time we had together.
00:17:20You just went so deep.
00:17:22Sharing your plans for our future.
00:17:25And our soul connection.
00:17:27Really? Wow, that's quite the love bomb.
00:17:30No one has ever touched me like that before.
00:17:34Okay.
00:17:35Um, I think you need to know that JT did not mean any of that.
00:17:41Why are you referring to yourself in third person?
00:17:44It's weird.
00:17:46But hot.
00:17:48No, I'm trying to be honest with you and tell you that I did not mean any of those things.
00:17:54Are you serious right now?
00:17:56Wait!
00:17:57What's going on?
00:17:59What JT means is that he meant every word that he said last night and he is a really good guy.
00:18:13Who the hell are you?
00:18:15I'm JT's cousin.
00:18:17Nice try.
00:18:21Ugh, you're just like the rest of them.
00:18:23Ugh.
00:18:27What the fuck was that?
00:18:28Why couldn't you just do what I asked you to do?
00:18:31I'm sorry, but really?
00:18:33Soul connection. Future plans.
00:18:35You don't even know her name.
00:18:36Yes I do!
00:18:38It's...
00:18:39Morellonic.
00:18:41No, you know what?
00:18:42There is no way I'm going to further your fuckboy agenda.
00:18:44No matter what.
00:18:45Sorry, bro.
00:18:47Fine.
00:18:48You think it's so easy to be a guy.
00:18:50Well, guess what?
00:18:52Good luck because you can figure it out on your own.
00:18:56Fine. I will.
00:18:58I don't need your help.
00:19:00Fine.
00:19:01We'll see who's the best at the office today.
00:19:02Okay.
00:19:08All your...
00:19:09My clothes are here, so you should leave.
00:19:17Fine.
00:19:19But I'm taking this with me.
00:19:32There's no way I'm going to use my energy to make JT look good.
00:19:39I'll do the opposite.
00:19:41I'll sabotage JT and make myself look great.
00:19:46Then, when I have my body back, I'll get the credit I deserve.
00:19:49And poor fuckboy won't suspect a thing.
00:19:51Don't suspect a thing.
00:19:59She thinks she could walk a day in my shoes?
00:20:02Yeah, I'll show her.
00:20:03Why is everything...
00:20:22...so...
00:20:25...bright?
00:20:26Oh, God.
00:20:32Put these on.
00:20:34Take it off, all right.
00:20:44Stay professional.
00:20:49Uh-uh.
00:20:52Wow.
00:20:56There has to be something more comfortable in here.
00:21:24Bingo.
00:21:26Bingo.
00:21:44Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:21:45Hey there, Speed Racer.
00:21:46Hold your horses.
00:21:48Uh, excuse you.
00:21:50Excuse me?
00:21:52I need to see your badge, little missy.
00:21:53I've worked here for over a year.
00:21:56Come on, you know me, Hank.
00:21:57It's protocol.
00:21:58I do this with all the employees.
00:22:00You ain't nothing special.
00:22:02Unless you want to be.
00:22:05That's interesting, because you've never stopped me...
00:22:08You've never stopped JT before.
00:22:10I've never stopped JT before.
00:22:18Your eyes.
00:22:20Are they green or hazel?
00:22:22They're blue.
00:22:24Can I go?
00:22:26Only if you smile for me.
00:22:27Are you sure that's right?
00:22:28Yep.
00:22:29Absolutely.
00:22:30But Kirsten says to do it this way.
00:22:43Don't listen to her.
00:22:45Just trust yourself.
00:22:47I just don't want to mess up, and I feel like I've been doing that a lot lately.
00:22:51Oh, I...
00:22:53Is that because of Kirsten?
00:22:56I just, I don't want to let her down.
00:23:00You're trying your best.
00:23:01It just takes some time to get it right.
00:23:04I mean, tell her that.
00:23:06She expects perfection.
00:23:08Well, I think she just knows how hard it can be for a woman to succeed.
00:23:15Sometimes you have to be better than perfect.
00:23:18I know, I just...
00:23:20She really hurt my feelings the other day.
00:23:24I'm sorry, Leah.
00:23:28I mean, I'm sure...
00:23:30She didn't mean it.
00:23:31Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
00:23:38Leah, that's highly, highly inappropriate.
00:23:41I'm sorry, I...
00:23:43I can't deny how I feel.
00:23:45And I don't think you can either.
00:23:46Leah, you know that office romances are forbidden here at work.
00:23:50Well, I can keep a secret.
00:23:52No, no, no, no, no, no. I can't.
00:23:54Wow.
00:23:55You look so hot holding that golf club.
00:23:58No, no, you're gonna get us in some deep trouble.
00:24:00Deep.
00:24:02Just the way I like it.
00:24:04No, no, no, no, Leah.
00:24:06Am I interrupting something?
00:24:09Kirsten!
00:24:11Kirsten!
00:24:12Hi!
00:24:14I was just leaving to go take care of some photocopies.
00:24:19Okay.
00:24:20I'll see you later.
00:24:22Bye.
00:24:24Thank God you're here.
00:24:25Oh, my God.
00:24:27What are you wearing?
00:24:28It was the only comfortable thing in your closet.
00:24:30That's my Beetlejuice Halloween costume from last year.
00:24:37That's ridiculous.
00:24:39Whatever, it...
00:24:40has pockets.
00:24:41So, what was, uh, that about?
00:24:45She came on to me.
00:24:46Can you believe it?
00:24:48Uh, yeah.
00:24:50I'm hot.
00:24:53Oh, my God. Anyways...
00:24:57I have a favor to ask of you.
00:25:00Oh, my God.
00:25:02What is it?
00:25:04I want you to mentor me.
00:25:08Mentor you? Why?
00:25:10Look, I know you're good at your job, okay?
00:25:13And there's a lot that I can learn from a powerhouse like you.
00:25:18I mean it.
00:25:21I mean it.
00:25:23Really.
00:25:25I've realized that if I want to be the best, I need to learn from the best.
00:25:32So, will you please mentor me?
00:25:36Mentor me.
00:25:42Okay. Fine. Yeah.
00:25:44I will mentor you.
00:25:46But...
00:25:48No games, okay?
00:25:50No. Never.
00:25:52No more.
00:25:54And it's a no-brainer that with a surplus of engagement from all streaming devices,
00:26:00it will create success for all.
00:26:07Amazing.
00:26:09So insightful.
00:26:10Right?
00:26:18And...
00:26:19There you are.
00:26:26Oh...
00:26:28No way. Come here. Come here.
00:26:30This is the best coffee I have ever had.
00:26:33Taste that.
00:26:37Coffee.
00:26:39Isn't she the best?
00:26:41Oh my God.
00:26:42Hey, I was wondering, can you help me prep for my meeting with Rocky? I could really use your help.
00:26:54Yeah, of course.
00:26:56Amazing.
00:26:58You know what?
00:27:12What?
00:27:14Sorry.
00:27:16Sorry for what?
00:27:18I misjudged you. You're not too bad to work with.
00:27:20I'm too bad to work with.
00:27:24Today?
00:27:26Today, I bring you our latest campaign.
00:27:33I have a revolutionary idea that will make us hundreds of dollars.
00:27:41Thousands, millions of dollars.
00:27:44Sorry.
00:27:45I'm a little bit nervous today.
00:27:48It's okay, son.
00:27:50Just...
00:27:51Take your time.
00:27:55Um, where was I?
00:27:57Uh...
00:27:59Is it hot in here or what?
00:28:03Um...
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:05The campaign.
00:28:07You know what?
00:28:09I think I'm gonna pass this off to Kirsten.
00:28:12She has some very valuable input.
00:28:14Input.
00:28:20As...
00:28:22You compare numbers from last quarter to this quarter, our records indicate that most of our target audience responds more to non-verbal content.
00:28:33Like dancing or cool graphics.
00:28:36I'm sorry, darling.
00:28:38While I appreciate your coffee-making skills, I don't think you're qualified enough to do this presentation.
00:28:45Well, uh...
00:28:47Sorry, sir, but...
00:28:49You definitely thought so the other day.
00:28:52In jiu-jitsu.
00:28:54Excuse me?
00:28:56Uh, Kirsten's, uh...
00:28:58Actually, the brains behind all of this.
00:29:01She told me, and then I shared it with you the other day.
00:29:05Is that so?
00:29:06Yes.
00:29:07I mean...
00:29:09To be honest, I don't really do much.
00:29:12And I can't take the credit any longer. It's all her.
00:29:15Here you go.
00:29:18Oh, these are the wrong ones.
00:29:20Oh. Sorry.
00:29:22Don't blame yourself. It's...
00:29:24It's my mistake.
00:29:26But it's okay, because...
00:29:29Kirsten, I think she has the right ones.
00:29:32I didn't... burn anything.
00:29:35Of course you did.
00:29:40Oh!
00:29:44Kirsten saves the day again.
00:29:47I don't know what I would do without you.
00:29:50We'd all be lost.
00:29:52Am I right?
00:29:53I...
00:29:55Oh.
00:29:57I'll save the day, all right.
00:30:02JT, stop!
00:30:03You are being...
00:30:05too humble!
00:30:07I learned everything from you.
00:30:09I am...
00:30:11blown away...
00:30:13by JT's brilliance.
00:30:16Oh, Kirsten!
00:30:18Come on!
00:30:19We've all seen you put in the extra office hours.
00:30:21Meanwhile, I barely show up.
00:30:24And when I do, I'm practically asleep.
00:30:27You underestimate how valuable you are.
00:30:31You really should get a raise.
00:30:33You know what?
00:30:34I would love to give JT 10% of my salary.
00:30:39Oh, no. No.
00:30:41I insist that you take all of my salary.
00:30:44I am not worthy of money at this point.
00:30:49That is ridiculous.
00:30:51Hmm.
00:30:53You know what?
00:30:55I think I'm sleepy.
00:30:57Because...
00:30:59I haven't eaten breakfast yet.
00:31:01No, no! That is a lot of carbs!
00:31:03Not another one!
00:31:06I can't eat nothing all the time!
00:31:08Yes, you can!
00:31:10Mm-mm!
00:31:11Mm-mm!
00:31:12Mm-mm!
00:31:13Mm-mm!
00:31:14Mm-mm!
00:31:15That's mine!
00:31:16No!
00:31:17That's mine!
00:31:18No!
00:31:19That's mine!
00:31:20Enough!
00:31:22Meeting's over. Everyone out.
00:31:24You two, stay.
00:31:29Sit.
00:31:34What is going on with you two?
00:31:38You haven't seemed like yourselves since the promotion.
00:31:43Mr. Reisman...
00:31:44Oh, see, that...
00:31:45That's just what I'm talking about!
00:31:48JT!
00:31:49How many times have I told you to call me Rocky?
00:31:52Rocky?
00:31:55Rocky?
00:31:57I can explain.
00:32:02It's...
00:32:04Stress.
00:32:06Pressure of it all.
00:32:08We really care about this new campaign.
00:32:11Well, figure it out!
00:32:13Because this behavior is completely unacceptable!
00:32:19As head of the team, I take...
00:32:22Accountability.
00:32:23N-no, JT.
00:32:24It was also me!
00:32:25Not again!
00:32:26Stop it!
00:32:28This is both of your responsibilities.
00:32:30And if either of you continues this ruckus in front of the client next week,
00:32:35you will both be out of jobs.
00:32:39Do I make myself clear?
00:32:40Maybe we took it too far.
00:32:54Just a tad.
00:32:56But...
00:32:58I gotta admit, I like your strategy. It was kind of brilliant.
00:33:01Yeah, you definitely gave me a run for my money.
00:33:07I've never seen someone eat that fast.
00:33:10I do miss carbs.
00:33:12Look, who knows how much longer we might be stuck in these bodies.
00:33:17We might as well work together.
00:33:20For real this time.
00:33:21Just until everything goes back to normal.
00:33:26Just until everything goes back to normal.
00:33:51Good luck.
00:33:52You don't have to be very light.
00:33:53That's fine.
00:33:54I nearly got something to do with this.
00:33:55All is what to do with theƩnergie.
00:33:57They don't have to worry about it.
00:33:58I'm going to give you an invite shop.
00:33:59I'll never figure it out.
00:34:00You can't even go to any of the teams.
00:34:01We will see how many places.
00:34:02Kind of stuff have a day.
00:34:03You'll see the price of ever.
00:34:04I'm just interested in the deal.
00:34:05I'm not keeping the price of ever-luck shop.
00:34:06I'm not keeping it right.
00:34:07I'm going to get the price of never-luck shop.
00:34:09You can try to pay the price of ever-luck shop.
00:34:11I've beenzened.
00:34:12I'm getting the price of never-luck shop.
00:34:14I'm getting the price of never-luck shop.
00:34:15no that's too much let me show you right here see that is that what i did no
00:34:35simple less is more structure is key like this
00:34:40not bad i know
00:34:45with the grape with you know i've been shaving my legs since i was 13 right
00:34:52the best part is when you can sync all the devices to the cloud and then bam it's all done for you
00:35:08just like that it's saturday night can we do something fun what are you talking about this
00:35:15is fun you need help okay we can't drop the ball our presentation is next week so we we should keep
00:35:23prepping oh we have been at it all day can't we take a break
00:35:37hey how you doing my guy
00:35:41pre-game time what we're going out why what do you what do you mean why hello too many chicks too
00:35:53little time let's go
00:35:58oh shit um sorry am i interrupting something no we were just working working
00:36:06for a sad evening yeah right come on
00:36:13i'm gonna go i'm gonna go no no no no no no you know what you're
00:36:17you're right let's go out and uh pick up babes you know yeah yeah
00:36:23okay
00:36:24fuck yeah let's have some fun
00:36:26okay you're the man
00:36:32yeah you can hang dude
00:36:41all right bro whoever gets the most phone numbers wins 100 bucks
00:36:44hey uh you don't have to play
00:36:46watch how a real lady plays this game deal you're on
00:36:55kirsten i swear to god don't make me look like an ass i have a reputation to uphold okay
00:37:00relax if anybody knows women it's me all right
00:37:05hey gorgeous can i buy you a drink no no let me buy your drink no come on
00:37:11what i ask well gentlemen i think you both can buy me a drink
00:37:16barkeep two whiskies and in the wise words of my hero
00:37:22bernie brown vulnerability is our most accurate measure of courage
00:37:30and then what happened i kept the kittens
00:37:33i mean i needed them as much as they needed me oh my goodness of course of course they did
00:37:43you are so very brave thank you call me of course
00:37:59that was so funny
00:38:07oh yeah yeah let us help you oh goodness oh my god your skin is like flawless oh right so glassy
00:38:16you're like so pretty um are you guys having a good time tonight it's all right no great guys
00:38:26except that really hot gay guy that we gave our numbers to oh careful don't blink wait wait wait
00:38:33what hot gay guy oh that one near the pool table in the gray suit i think he's in some
00:38:40bet with a douche so we helped him out so obvious
00:38:44well done uh and have a good night nice bye okay come i need powder oh me too i'm a mess here
00:39:06nice
00:39:29get that shizzrick
00:39:30hmm well your little touchy-feely sensitive guy acts made everyone in this bar think that i was
00:39:39gay trust me if anyone knows women it's me oh my god i should have known that this was just
00:39:45another one of your little games oh don't act so high and mighty it's not like you don't play games
00:39:51i do not really so this push-up bra is being completely honest because uh trust me i've seen
00:39:58the goods and this is definitely some creative marketing how dare you you ridiculous little
00:40:07excuse me is this guy bothering you oh no i'm fine we were just you know having a little conversation
00:40:15i'm not talking to you buddy oh it is so nice of you to be concerned i'm actually okay right now
00:40:26but if i need anything i'll come find you
00:40:28so you better be nice to me or i'll get you kicked out
00:40:35now i think that you owe me a drink
00:40:37oh god hey you've had enough okay you're gonna regret it tomorrow
00:40:40oh but it's saturday and you made me work all day i want to have fun
00:40:45did you did you say that you wanted fun because i i too i enjoy fun
00:40:51i think we should get a drink yeah man let's go get a drink let's go drink in the bar
00:40:56let's get it yeah
00:40:57okay you want a drink it's on me it's on me well in that case make it a double
00:41:05triple i love being a woman
00:41:09oh
00:41:09oh
00:41:11whoa man that is my drink my bro got it for a minute
00:41:18yeah your bro just
00:41:33roofied your drink
00:41:35no what no i didn't
00:41:37okay then drink it yourself
00:41:38come on let's get out of here come on
00:41:42no no no she's not going anywhere with you
00:41:43mind your own business jt come on
00:41:45come on let's go have some fun let's go have some fun
00:41:47come on
00:41:48look i i'm not sure that i want to
00:41:51come on
00:41:52look come on please
00:41:53just leave me alone man come on
00:41:55get your hands off my body creep
00:41:57oh
00:41:58oh my god i i always wanted to do that
00:42:02i think my hand is broken
00:42:05hey hey are you all right
00:42:07you okay
00:42:08oh hey it's me
00:42:10mm-hmm
00:42:11hey come on
00:42:12all you lot
00:42:13out now
00:42:14okay
00:42:15go on get out
00:42:16yes
00:42:16yes sir
00:42:17yes sir
00:42:18oh wait
00:42:19that's my little purse
00:42:20my little tiny bag
00:42:22come on he's scary
00:42:23he's scary
00:42:24he's scary
00:42:25i don't even know why i hang out with that guy
00:42:30i mean
00:42:31he's such a jerk
00:42:32all all the ladies in the restroom
00:42:36were so much nicer to me than all of my so-called friends
00:42:41i just
00:42:44i don't want you to think that i'm like him
00:42:48okay
00:42:49hey
00:42:49i don't want to be
00:42:51a bad guy
00:42:53you're not a bad guy jt
00:43:00but you're definitely not a lady
00:43:09oh my god
00:43:11that's the same
00:43:12yes
00:43:12uh
00:43:15come on
00:43:16oh come on
00:43:18oh then
00:43:19oh no no this way
00:43:19this way
00:43:20oh this way
00:43:21come over
00:43:23over here
00:43:25come over
00:43:26i didn't know you were such a light
00:43:34women metabolize alcohol slower than men
00:43:38everyone knows that
00:43:39oh
00:43:40look
00:43:40while you're in my body
00:43:42you need to think more like a woman
00:43:44which means you have to think about your safety more
00:43:46i already feel bad enough
00:43:50as it is you can stop lecturing me
00:43:54i don't want anything bad to happen to my body while you're using it
00:43:59okay well
00:44:01you made everybody think that i was gay
00:44:05so what
00:44:06there's nothing wrong with being gay
00:44:09of course there's nothing wrong with being gay
00:44:12that's not the point
00:44:13the point is that i am not gay
00:44:16so while you're in my body
00:44:19i would appreciate it if you would act accordingly
00:44:22unless
00:44:24you're admitting that it's harder to be a man than you thought
00:44:28nope
00:44:30good
00:44:31because you have a jiu-jitsu session with rocky wiseman tomorrow morning
00:44:36don't embarrass me
00:44:48okay
00:44:49just try to be
00:44:50tougher
00:44:51i work out all the time
00:44:55i'm in great shape
00:44:56as you can see
00:44:57i got this
00:44:59this isn't hot yoga
00:45:01okay
00:45:02this is brazilian jiu-jitsu
00:45:03are you prepared to kill or be killed
00:45:06oh my god
00:45:13your face
00:45:14i'm just kidding man
00:45:15the worst that's gonna happen is
00:45:17you're gonna get a face from the rocky's crotch
00:45:19that's not funny
00:45:20kirsten
00:45:24i wasn't expecting to see you
00:45:27but i'm glad to see the two of you are getting along
00:45:29never better
00:45:30now
00:45:32are you ready
00:45:34to spar
00:45:35uh-huh
00:45:38i mean uh
00:45:41fucking a right bra
00:45:44are we gonna do this or not jt
00:46:00you can't keep running away from this
00:46:03look i don't want a face full of his crotch okay
00:46:06just
00:46:07follow my directions
00:46:10you put your left arm around his neck
00:46:12or you step your right leg between his legs
00:46:14and then just let gravity do the rest
00:46:17i don't think i can
00:46:20i can't do this
00:46:21you listen to me
00:46:22you are a big strong man who can bench 225 on a bad day
00:46:25you can take down grandpa wiseman
00:46:27no problem
00:46:28no problem
00:46:28now get out there
00:46:30keep some ass
00:46:32what
00:46:39what
00:46:39oh
00:46:43sorry
00:46:49will you relax you'll still be able to have children well who said anything
00:47:09about children I just don't want to be permanently damaged oh oh god you can
00:47:18throw up if you want to no one would say anything it is the worst pain in the world
00:47:23I mean don't get me wrong it's bad but definitely not the worst pain in the world
00:47:30what could be worse
00:47:32here you go oh I hope I didn't hurt you too badly there JT you know I hate to gloat but
00:47:44this is the first time I've bested you I think that keto is really making a difference
00:47:52in my core strength well I wouldn't say you bested JT so much as you sucker punched him
00:47:57in the dick well I hope you uh fully recover for the big presentation we are counting on
00:48:08you to land this account with the weatherstone camp pack I'm so excited I've actually revamped
00:48:13the entire color scheme of the presentation I'm thinking red brown yeah great great let's cold
00:48:20plunge I want to set a new record today four minutes
00:48:23have fun
00:48:28first we purposely tried to hurt each other and then we sat in a barrel of freezing cold water
00:48:37like it's literal torture oh and the shrinkage it's real oh gross doesn't he have anything other than
00:48:48protein powder but I'm impressed with how seriously JT takes it you know it's kind of weird
00:48:55to want to choke out your boss but at least he's dedicated I think I underestimated him
00:49:18oh no here we go fancy Hank ruining another morning have a nice day sir
00:49:28oh Hank not today I'm in a hurry you can't hurry love babe
00:49:37I'm gonna kill you cover days
00:49:52you cannot behave like that in public me what about him look I know it's unfair I've complained
00:50:02so many times but it just doesn't work that way what oh no I'm I'll just I'll go file another
00:50:11complaint it's not I'm sorry I just I don't know what's wrong with me I've just been crying all
00:50:18morning over the dumbest shit like spilling my coffee and like and out here I'm a couple holding
00:50:23a hand I have like the worst pain in the world and my head hurts so bad I don't know what's wrong
00:50:29what's wrong with me oh miss it's your time in the month buddy
00:50:37what how many hours does this last try a week
00:50:45no put me out of my misery okay all right
00:50:48this will help
00:50:54I'll admit this is harder than I thought it would be what if we never turn back
00:51:03then we'll get through it together
00:51:05I'm so sorry I've been such a jerk to you
00:51:12it's all out come on come on
00:51:19there you go go
00:51:21yeah
00:51:24I feel so good
00:51:27I don't know why you don't do it all the time for him
00:51:30okay pull yourself together okay we can get ice cream and cry later right now I need you to help
00:51:46me land this campaign you don't need me I'm just a clown with nice abs that's not true okay you work
00:51:55hard hard and you push me to be better I've learned a lot from you about teamwork
00:52:04and I need you for this do you need
00:52:17let's get to work okay okay
00:52:19what was campax total advertising budget last year
00:52:25uh 53 percent of revenue what if we use social media to increase ROI
00:52:32by decreasing overall budget exactly but not like traditional influencers that you have to pay
00:52:38no we need something more immediate
00:52:39a customized photopop filter that users can add to their videos free
00:52:49instead of a handful of influencers you have thousands of real people advertising for you
00:52:53it's brilliant yeah if we can think of something clever enough to go viral
00:52:59you will
00:53:01we'll do it together
00:53:11who's general langston
00:53:19my father
00:53:32my father can be a very difficult man to deal with so just say
00:53:38less are you sure meeting him now is a good idea with everything going on
00:53:45what exactly is going on junior who the hell is this
00:53:50uh this is kirsten danfield she's my work colleague
00:53:55and we were in the middle of said work when we got your message and he
00:53:57she she hasn't eaten so i was very hungry sir
00:54:03okay we thought that we would start with it hi there um i'd like the like two new york strip
00:54:10steaks medium rare caesar salad with grilled salmon and water for the table no bread
00:54:17sounds great i love caesar salad don't be ridiculous you're having a steak
00:54:23well dad um it's been how long has it been a year probably
00:54:33and kirsten knows this because i handle jt's calendar
00:54:38but she's not my secretary she's a junior partner
00:54:39your partner yes i am a great gal very smart but we're talking about jt right now remember
00:54:47yes and i just got a big promotion at work yeah i'm leading an important uh campaign pitch to
00:54:55weatherstone campac limited they're global leaders in photography it's a pretty advertising
00:55:00convinces people to throw their money away on trash you're hardly saving the world
00:55:05but i'm more than just my job i'm disciplined i work out i eat well i'm becoming a really
00:55:17good guy it's actually transformative and beautiful to watch
00:55:25i mean um that's what i've been told and here i thought i raised a man you sound like a sissy
00:55:33excuse me i knew your mother coddled you too much when you were young don't bring mother
00:55:40jt's mother into this she was a saint
00:55:45probably
00:55:47actually vulnerability is what makes me a real man
00:55:51while you are nothing but a cliche of toxic masculinity it's pretty pathetic
00:55:56how dare you speak to me that way sir i think what your son means to say
00:56:05is that masculinity is a spectrum i don't need some secretary's opinion she's a junior
00:56:12partner and you should listen you actually might learn something
00:56:27that was intense i told you not to engage you and your dad really need to talk no
00:56:34no we don't okay great plan if you want to become general 2.0 oh and what about you miss perfect
00:56:43so anal retentive that even the smallest mistake can send you into convulsion you have no idea what
00:56:48it's like to be me yes i do and i'll admit it's hard but it's hard to be me too
00:56:56it's hard to be me too and i'm still in my period
00:57:13so
00:57:15so
00:57:19so
00:57:21so
00:57:23so
00:57:53so
00:58:04so
00:58:12so
00:58:16so
00:58:34uh
00:58:34hey i i just wanted to talk to you about what we
00:58:50kirsten
00:58:52i do not appreciate the way you treated me the other day
00:58:55you really hurt my feelings
00:58:56kirsten
00:58:58kirsten
00:58:59kirsten agrees
00:59:02she was so hard on you and she's sorry
00:59:04and her perfectionism is just a cover for her
00:59:09insecurity
00:59:10but you're perfect everything comes so easy to you
00:59:14um
00:59:20i
00:59:20i
00:59:20i mean kirsten
00:59:24um has learned that
00:59:26it's not easy for anyone
00:59:29so she wants you to be a part of the presentation to the client
00:59:34yes and she's going to give you an opportunity to shine
00:59:36thank you kirsten
00:59:37thank you kirsten
00:59:38i promise i won't let you down
00:59:40and i have the cutest hot pink bandeau top to freshen up your look before the big meeting
00:59:46great
00:59:52hey
00:59:53i meant what i said
00:59:55no one has it easy not even you
00:59:58i appreciate that
01:00:00and
01:00:00you might be right about me having to talk to my father
01:00:05i
01:00:07hope to get there someday
01:00:12are you ready to knock weatherstone can't pack socks off
01:00:18ever end up uh color coding that presentation yes i did
01:00:30our plan for weatherstone can packs new advertising campaign
01:00:46focuses on expanding your customer base to women
01:00:52the most exciting component to the plan is the photo pop filter
01:00:59for social media platforms
01:01:02it allows users to overlay friends and family members pictures to their videos
01:01:11why would women want to advertise with us
01:01:18actually you've heard a lot from me so i'm gonna throw it over to my team
01:01:24kirsten and leah
01:01:25as a member of gen z i can tell you we love posting to social media the photopop filter is a
01:01:34digital way to walk in someone else's shoes
01:01:37it builds connection this plan is a slam dunk
01:01:44choose us and we'll prove it
01:01:49this isn't what i was expecting
01:01:52i'll need more time to consider before i'm willing to invest millions
01:01:55can we discuss more over dinner tonight
01:01:59yes
01:02:08great job jt we're one step closer
01:02:14make sure you seal the deal with branson weatherstone tonight at dinner
01:02:17so unfortunately i won't be able to make dinner tonight while i'm very committed to this project
01:02:24i need to maintain a work-life balance
01:02:26also i have a date with a peruvian underwear model
01:02:29oh i hope you understand jt oh you're great but i just don't think it'll work out between us
01:02:41benicio is just more of my generation and i feel like we connect on a deeper soul level
01:02:47i get it
01:02:53it's a soul connection
01:02:55oh kirsten uh let me know if you want me to lend you something more contemporary for tonight
01:03:01thank you so much of course happy to help go team
01:03:06you don't have to come tonight either if you're feeling too tired
01:03:19well i thought you said that we were a team
01:03:22yeah but i know that you've been working a lot and you value your free time
01:03:28you just want to spend the evening alone with branson weatherstone
01:03:36what oh don't play dumb you were practically drooling over him as we walked in
01:03:41i wasn't drooling
01:03:48he's a handsome successful man and while that may be enough for some women i need more
01:03:54besides i have enough on my plate right now without having to add romantic complications to the list
01:04:01oh
01:04:07you're jealous i am not jealous
01:04:10okay whatever you say i just think we work better as a team
01:04:16okay then i'll see you at dinner well try not to drool over the table
01:04:21photography was really my late wife's passion after she passed i had the opportunity to sell the
01:04:39company but ultimately decided to keep it for my two daughters to take over someday
01:04:45i'm so sorry about your wife thank you you see weatherstone campback is a uh family company at heart
01:04:58that's why i take every decision so seriously it's for my girls futures
01:05:03kirsten i'm sure you understand as a woman in business how hard it could be
01:05:10we absolutely understand more than you know don't we kirsten
01:05:14you don't agree look money talks and bullshit walks your company needs to stay relevant in order to survive we are
01:05:26the only two people that can help you with that um what what um what kirsten means is that
01:05:31i've heard enough
01:05:37i'll let you know my decision tomorrow
01:05:51thank you cheers
01:05:54come on that was brilliant you set them up i knock them down if by knock them down you mean lose
01:06:05the whole deal sure you just offended the man's whole belief system please i know when a man is
01:06:13talking out of his ass because a woman is present
01:06:15just trust me on this what if you're wrong and we lose the deal then i'll take responsibility that's
01:06:25easy for you to say but i'm the one in charge well once we're back in our bodies then no one will
01:06:31blame you what if we never go back then like you said we'll get through it together
01:06:46yeah but then i'll be stuck with these abs that don't quit
01:06:52well at least you won't be cursed with this incredibly soft skin
01:07:01what about these temples gross these awful proudy lips
01:07:15okay
01:07:22so
01:07:28I'm sorry.
01:07:48Yeah, it's a little weird, right?
01:07:50Yeah, I didn't want to say anything, but yeah, a little bit.
01:07:54Yeah, part of me is curious, you know?
01:07:59Oh yeah, no, me too.
01:08:00I just don't think I can do it right now.
01:08:03Under different circumstances, I would love to.
01:08:07Yeah, yeah, me too.
01:08:11I guess I should probably go home now.
01:08:16Haven't you learned anything?
01:08:19You can't go out there alone at this hour.
01:08:23I'll sleep on the couch.
01:08:24It's your apartment, after all.
01:08:28Or...
01:08:28We could share the bed.
01:08:31If that's not too weird, the couch is kind of lumpy.
01:08:35Sure.
01:08:36Yeah.
01:08:37This might be strange to say, but...
01:08:50I wouldn't want to go through this with anyone but you.
01:08:55Me neither.
01:08:58Me neither.
01:09:17I'm...
01:09:18I'm sorry.
01:09:19I'm sorry.
01:09:23How'd you sleep?
01:09:26Uh...
01:09:27Soundly?
01:09:29I guess.
01:09:31Yeah.
01:09:32Same.
01:09:33You know, I've...
01:09:37I've never had just a sleepover with a woman before.
01:09:44Yeah.
01:09:46I'm sure it was super weird for you.
01:09:50Oh, no.
01:09:50Kirsten, that's not what...
01:09:52Russ wants to see me right away.
01:10:00Me too.
01:10:08Me too.
01:10:08We take sexual harassment very seriously here at Elwood Group and have implemented a
01:10:23zero-tolerance policy.
01:10:26I want to be very clear.
01:10:28I mean business.
01:10:30Unfortunately, my many warnings have gone unheeded.
01:10:35And I'm forced to let the guilty party go.
01:10:40I've decided to fire Hank, the security guard.
01:10:45I've gotten too many complaints, including from the both of you, to let this go and check
01:10:50any longer.
01:10:50Sir, please, accept my apologies that it's taken so long to rid the company of this menace.
01:10:57Of course, sir.
01:10:58We understand.
01:11:00We are both big fans of the due process.
01:11:03Okay.
01:11:04Well, thank you.
01:11:06And, uh, my door's always open.
01:11:14I was worried that he was on to us.
01:11:20Us, JT, there is no us.
01:11:27There is no us.
01:11:29We just had friendly conversation, a platonic sleepover.
01:11:33Nothing more.
01:11:35But it was more.
01:11:37I've never felt that close with anyone before.
01:11:40We, we both just got caught up in the moment.
01:11:46And I know that we don't want to lose our jobs.
01:11:49I don't care about my job.
01:11:51I care about you.
01:11:53Yeah, that's easy for you to say.
01:11:54You've never had to fight to be taken seriously professionally.
01:11:58For all your talk about feelings, you're scared of your own.
01:12:02I'm finally getting traction in my career, and I don't want anything to jeopardize that.
01:12:07Why don't you get that?
01:12:08Wow.
01:12:09It is surreal to hear the same bullshit speech I have given so many women.
01:12:16Thank you for showing me how cold I've been.
01:12:20I only wish that I could do the same for you.
01:12:25Just the team I wanted to see.
01:12:28Congratulations.
01:12:29I want you to handle CAMPAC's new campaign.
01:12:34Oh my, that's terrific news.
01:12:37Thank you, Mr. Weatherstone.
01:12:40And Kirsten, I want you to lead it.
01:12:47You make quite an impression on me at dinner.
01:12:50I appreciate your insight and feel like you are the best choice to lead a campaign.
01:12:55JT, I'm sure you'll fully support her in this leadership position.
01:13:03Great.
01:13:04Kirsten, meet me in an hour for a first official kick-off meeting.
01:13:12I guess you were right.
01:13:15It's not the boys' club holding me back, it's me.
01:13:18You know that's not true.
01:13:20Do I?
01:13:21You're still in charge, but this time in my body.
01:13:24So, what does that say?
01:13:31It says that we landed this campaign together.
01:13:36You did all the behind-the-scenes work and allowed me to shine in the moment.
01:13:42No one deserves this promotion more than you.
01:13:44I can't tell you how much it means for you to say that.
01:13:55I feel like we finally see each other.
01:14:06I've never felt this way before.
01:14:11Me neither.
01:14:13I'm sorry.
01:14:15You were right.
01:14:16I am scared.
01:14:18But I feel it too.
01:14:29What's going on here?
01:14:30Ross, um...
01:14:32I was just congratulating Kirsten on her promotion.
01:14:36You must think I'm an idiot.
01:14:38I know sexual harassment when I see it.
01:14:41Thank God I was here.
01:14:42Kirsten, are you okay?
01:14:44I was...
01:14:45No, I wasn't her.
01:14:46Yes, he was.
01:14:49Ross, thank you for saving me.
01:14:54JT, this is a violation of our zero-tolerance policy.
01:14:57I demand that you leave.
01:15:00Immediately.
01:15:01But I was...
01:15:02Don't make me call security.
01:15:20Kirsten, wait!
01:15:22Leave me alone, JT.
01:15:23You got me fired.
01:15:24Isn't that enough?
01:15:25Wait, Kirsten, let me explain.
01:15:27No, I get it.
01:15:29You buttered me up with all these nice words and then you stabbed me in the back.
01:15:32If I hadn't told Ross that you were harassing me, then we both would have gotten fired.
01:15:36Oh, that would have been so rough for you, I guess.
01:15:39Listen to me.
01:15:44I didn't want you to get fired, because when we're back in our rightful bodies, you will still have a job.
01:15:50You deserve everything that you have worked so hard for, Kirsten.
01:15:57How do you know we're going to change back?
01:15:58Because you made me a better person.
01:16:01And I have to believe that that means that something magical is going to happen.
01:16:08You made me a better person, too.
01:16:22Alright.
01:16:22JT?
01:16:48JT?
01:16:51Piersten?
01:16:52Piersten?
01:16:54Piersten?
01:16:55Piersten?
01:16:56Piersten?
01:16:57Piersten?
01:16:58We're back?
01:16:59Yeah.
01:17:00I have to go tell Rainey.
01:17:01No, no, no, no!
01:17:02You have to meet with...
01:17:03Branson Weatherstone.
01:17:04And you have to go over the promotion details.
01:17:05I...
01:17:06I am not prepared.
01:17:07Yes, you are.
01:17:08You know it and I know it.
01:17:09Now go show that guy who's boss.
01:17:10Technically.
01:17:11Wait.
01:17:12Where are you going?
01:17:15Well, now that I'm back in my body,
01:17:18Holly, I have some of my own unfinished business to take care of.
01:17:32On second thought, I will take the stairs.
01:17:44Junior.
01:17:46Sir.
01:17:49Well, what's a big emergency?
01:17:51I fly out in 1900 hours.
01:17:56I wanted to apologize how things went down, sir.
01:17:59I'm glad to hear you've come to your senses.
01:18:02I'm sorry for how the message was delivered,
01:18:07but I'm not sorry for the message itself.
01:18:10I'm not ashamed to talk about how I feel.
01:18:14You know, your generation of men has really gone soft.
01:18:19Jesus.
01:18:20Don't you get tired of pretending to be so tough all the time?
01:18:26Can't we just talk?
01:18:28No.
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01:19:23I miss her, too, Dad.
01:19:35I think you got something in your eye.
01:19:37It's just, um, allergies.
01:19:41No, I actually find a good cry to be deeply cathartic.
01:19:45Don't be ridiculous.
01:19:48I just need a stiff drink.
01:19:49Bring my father a whiskey neat.
01:19:54Make it a double.
01:19:57My son and I have to make up for lost time.
01:20:00Now explain to me exactly why you're unemployed.
01:20:05Waiter, make that two double whiskeys.
01:20:09Thanks.
01:20:11The Photopop app is going to bring a whole world of photography to young women like your daughters.
01:20:18More wine.
01:20:19Oh, I'm good, thanks.
01:20:24But while film photography has predominantly been a male-dominated field, data shows that young women and people of color have been...
01:20:35Kirsten, you don't need to keep fishing me.
01:20:39I'm sold.
01:20:40You did an amazing job, and I'm thrilled to be working with you.
01:20:45I really can't take all the credit.
01:20:47It was a group endeavor.
01:20:49Oh, you've been entirely too modest.
01:20:51You're clearly the superstar.
01:20:53You're brilliant.
01:20:57Yeah, if we can think of something to go viral...
01:20:59You will.
01:21:00We'll do it together.
01:21:01I'm not being overly modest.
01:21:08The truth is, I couldn't have done this without JT.
01:21:12I'm not saying that I didn't work hard or I don't deserve to lead, but at the end of the day, it comes down to a great team.
01:21:19It wouldn't feel right to take this position alone.
01:21:22JT needs to be a part of it, too.
01:21:23From what I understand, JT was fired for inappropriate behavior at work.
01:21:33That was...
01:21:34That was a misunderstanding.
01:21:39I see.
01:21:40Look, you want the best team for the campaign, and JT and I are it.
01:21:45We work together or not at all.
01:21:48And that's that.
01:21:49Are you giving me an ultimatum?
01:21:51I'm just really passionate about this.
01:21:57Okay.
01:21:59I do want more passion on my team, so...
01:22:03Yes.
01:22:03I'll talk to Rocky about bringing JT back.
01:22:08Really?
01:22:09Kirsten, I need you to have exactly what you need.
01:22:14I would love for us to spend more time together.
01:22:17You see, I can be very passionate, too.
01:22:24Don't touch me.
01:22:27Is this the reason you gave me the job, so that I would sleep with you?
01:22:30Come on.
01:22:32I know you like me.
01:22:33What's up?
01:22:45JT, let me know what you want, and I'll hit you back when I can.
01:22:48Peace out.
01:22:55Hey, have you seen Kirsten?
01:22:57She called me last night, and when I tried to call her back, she didn't answer.
01:23:00No, sorry.
01:23:03Okay.
01:23:04Um, if you see her, can you tell her I'm looking for her?
01:23:07Yeah.
01:23:08Thanks.
01:23:12JT!
01:23:13I didn't expect to see you here.
01:23:15I was just coming to pick up my things.
01:23:17But trust me, I'm leaving.
01:23:19Not so fast.
01:23:20Look, I want you to come back to L. Wood Group.
01:23:25We need you.
01:23:26What about the sexual harassment charges?
01:23:28Ah, don't worry.
01:23:30We all know it was a misunderstanding.
01:23:32In fact, Branson Weatherstone asked for you personally.
01:23:38Really?
01:23:39Yeah, I would love to come back and work under Kirsten's leadership.
01:23:42Kirsten resigned.
01:23:46What?
01:23:48She's finishing up her exit interview with Ross and HR right now.
01:23:52Why would she resign?
01:23:53She worked so hard for this position.
01:23:56Yeah.
01:24:00Branson Weatherstone.
01:24:02He's a sleaze, isn't he?
01:24:03I knew it.
01:24:04I think it's safer to have men at the top to avoid these embarrassing hiccups, you know?
01:24:13Saves everyone the trouble.
01:24:16You want to keep doing business with jerks like Weatherstone?
01:24:20Don't be naive, JT.
01:24:23We can't afford not to.
01:24:31You know, Kirsten was right.
01:24:34This place is a boys' club.
01:24:37It's never going to change.
01:24:41And I don't want to be a part of it anymore.
01:24:44I want to work with the best, which means people like Kirsten.
01:24:48And she could run circles around half the men in this office, and we all know it.
01:24:54So you can take this job and shove it.
01:24:58Yeah, good job.
01:25:00Woo!
01:25:04I can't believe you did that.
01:25:14I meant it.
01:25:17I'm sorry.
01:25:20I love you, Kirsten.
01:25:22I know it's complicated, but I...
01:25:24Suddenly, everything feels much simpler.
01:25:29I love you too, JT.
01:25:31I love you too, JT.
01:25:42I love you too, JT.
01:25:42I love you too, JT.
01:25:43I love you too, JT.
01:25:48How pathetic.
01:25:50Throwing your career away for a woman?
01:25:52Talk about pussy whip, brother.
01:25:54You know, Dane, the old me would have decked you.
01:25:59But recently, I've evolved.
01:26:01Good for you.
01:26:03Allow me.
01:26:06Oh!
01:26:08Jesus, I have to stop doing that.
01:26:10Ow, it hurts even more in this body.
01:26:24Is everything okay?
01:26:49Never better.
01:26:54Good.
01:27:01Because I've waited a long time for this.
01:27:07Oh.
01:27:10Oh.
01:27:16What are you thinking about?
01:27:19Just how fun it was to be inside you.
01:27:22Oh, okay.
01:27:24Stop.
01:27:25You know that's not what I meant.
01:27:27I'm talking about when I was in your body.
01:27:31Yeah.
01:27:34Definitely wasn't all bad.
01:27:37But I think it's more fun to be ourselves together.
01:27:43Couldn't agree more.
01:27:44You know, now that we're jobless, what should we do?
01:27:55I think I still owe you a drink.
01:27:59We should include our desire to lead by example in our mission statement.
01:28:04And we should offer equitable pay structures in order to attract top talent.
01:28:08Oh, and profit shares.
01:28:11Yes.
01:28:11And paid family leave for men and women.
01:28:15You want a family?
01:28:17I do with you.
01:28:22If you think it's so easy being me, why don't you try it?
01:28:24I'd love to.
01:28:26You wouldn't last a day in my shoes.
01:28:27And you think you'd last a day in mine?
01:28:31Do you think we should warn them?
01:28:35Ma'am.
01:28:41Bye.
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