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00:00:00Today's the day, Phoebe.
00:00:06Senior year, no more regrets before graduation.
00:00:30I stand on my own.
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me.
00:00:55Hey, Chase.
00:00:58Who?
00:00:59It's me, Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:03Shoot.
00:01:04Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:07Chase, I...
00:01:13I've been in love with you forever.
00:01:15Since like, 10th grade.
00:01:17When you won that district contest.
00:01:20I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:01:23Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:25What?
00:01:30Sure, sure.
00:01:33For real?
00:01:39Come here, baby.
00:01:40Surprise, nerd!
00:01:41Clement!
00:01:42Whoa, Clement!
00:01:44Whoa, Clement!
00:01:46Whoa, Clement!
00:01:56Whoa, Clement!
00:01:58Whoa!
00:01:59Whoa, Clement!
00:02:00Yo!
00:02:03Whoa, Clement!
00:02:04Yo!
00:02:05Oh my God.
00:02:06Oh my god, I just confessed to the school cycle!
00:02:09Watch out.
00:02:11Beau Clement.
00:02:13Juvenile delinquent.
00:02:19Dangerous and violent.
00:02:26In desperate need of anger management classes?
00:02:36V-A-Hol.
00:02:44A-Hol.
00:02:46V-A-Hol.
00:02:48A-Hol.
00:02:50A-Hol.
00:02:54A-Hol.
00:02:56V-A-Hol.
00:02:58V-A-Hol.
00:03:00Beau Clement made it his mission to torment the nerve.
00:03:02Me.
00:03:04My life at the Devil's Playground.
00:03:08I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:12Shit.
00:03:13I'm sorry, Bo. Wrong guy.
00:03:15Sorry!
00:03:17I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:19Since, like, I'm praying when you won that district contest.
00:03:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:03:25Forever?
00:03:28Since 10th grade?
00:03:30Related!
00:03:31Related!
00:03:32You made that right now!
00:03:39Huh?
00:04:02What did you think was gonna happen, girlfriend?
00:04:15Damn it.
00:04:17I'm not your girlfriend.
00:04:18I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:21Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:23I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:26This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:29For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:34Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:36Even if every other girl on Earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
00:04:40Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:45I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:48You're such an asshole!
00:04:50You're such an asshole!
00:05:10Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:11I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:05:13I didn't mean to.
00:05:14No!
00:05:24Oops!
00:05:26Hey!
00:05:27Give those back!
00:05:28What, these?
00:05:29That was a prescription!
00:05:45So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:48Max Maddock, a.k.a. Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:53If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:05:59Please.
00:06:04Let me go, Max.
00:06:06You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:09Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:12Definitely blind.
00:06:15Oh.
00:06:16Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:23S-T-R-I-P.
00:06:26How can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:34S-T.
00:06:36R-I-P.
00:06:37Exactly!
00:06:38R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:40Strip her.
00:06:41No!
00:06:43Stop!
00:06:47Stop!
00:06:49No!
00:06:53No!
00:07:04No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:06No!
00:07:06No!
00:07:14That's better.
00:07:16Off you go.
00:07:17Go!
00:07:22Go!
00:07:33My nose!
00:07:34Oh, look at you!
00:07:51Oh, look at you!
00:07:52No!
00:08:17Great.
00:08:18First, I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut, when I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:25Hi, Mom.
00:08:25I'm sorry.
00:08:26I'll do better next time.
00:08:26I promise.
00:08:27I'm sorry.
00:08:27I'm sorry.
00:08:28No way.
00:08:29Bo Clement, the biker psycho's actually a mommy's boy?
00:08:30No way.
00:08:31Bo Clement, the biker psycho's actually a mommy's boy?
00:08:33No way.
00:08:34I'm sorry.
00:08:35I'm sorry.
00:08:36I'm sorry.
00:08:37I'm sorry.
00:08:38I'm sorry.
00:08:39I'm sorry.
00:08:40I'm sorry.
00:08:41I'm sorry.
00:08:41I'm sorry.
00:08:42I'm sorry.
00:08:43I'm sorry.
00:08:44I'm sorry.
00:08:45I'm sorry.
00:08:46I'm sorry.
00:08:47I'm sorry.
00:08:48I'm sorry.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:50I'm sorry.
00:08:51I'm sorry.
00:08:52I'm sorry.
00:08:53No way.
00:08:54Bo Clement, the biker psycho's actually a mommy's boy?
00:08:59He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:03You recorded your most embarrassing moment.
00:09:05It humiliated you.
00:09:06I've been in love with you forever.
00:09:07Since like...
00:09:08Forever?
00:09:09We'll leave it!
00:09:10We'll leave them!
00:09:11I've had enough today.
00:09:13Time for payback.
00:09:32You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:09:35I...
00:09:36It's not what it looks like.
00:09:38Really?
00:09:39Because it looks a hell of a lot like...
00:09:42You're just recording it.
00:09:47Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:49The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:52Stay away from me!
00:09:56If me, your fucking phone, Phillips.
00:09:59No!
00:09:59You don't get to be mad.
00:10:00You recorded me first.
00:10:01You stalked me into the boys' locker room.
00:10:14You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:16Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as well.
00:10:31Delete it.
00:10:32Now.
00:10:33Or I swear.
00:10:34Swear what?
00:10:35You're gonna hit me?
00:10:36Big man Bo Clement.
00:10:38You're gonna hit me?
00:10:40Big man Bo Clement.
00:10:42Give me two minutes.
00:10:43Heh heh.
00:10:44Huh surprises you.
00:10:45Get off!
00:10:46Ah!
00:10:47What?
00:10:49Hang on with me.
00:10:53He Jurassic Park!
00:10:55Three minutes, tell my f-
00:10:57He he was allowed to shoot me.
00:10:58Wait!
00:11:00I have to listen to me!
00:11:02Oh no.
00:11:04econĆ³mica's not being s ored.
00:11:05Oh my, oh my god.
00:11:28Phoebe.
00:11:30Phoebe!
00:11:32What the fuck?
00:11:35Come on.
00:11:53Come on, smart mouth.
00:11:54Talk to me.
00:11:56Come on.
00:11:58Phoebe, Phoebe.
00:12:00Phoebe, please, talk to me.
00:12:01Stay with me.
00:12:02Shit, fuck, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Jesus, fuck.
00:12:32You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:39What, what did you do?
00:12:43You almost drowned in the pool, idiot, and thank God I knew CPI.
00:12:49You put your lips on me?
00:12:56And you fell my boots?
00:13:02Are you, I felt you, I was, I was saving you.
00:13:13I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:15That was my first kiss, you asshole.
00:13:19You consider that a kiss?
00:13:21Consider it charity.
00:13:22And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in the pool, genius.
00:13:34You recorded me first!
00:13:38Asshole.
00:13:39Yeah?
00:13:51Huh?
00:13:54Two for one deal.
00:13:56You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:13:58You're very welcome.
00:13:59So!
00:14:00You touched me without my confidence!
00:14:08Whoa, whoa.
00:14:10What are you taking me for?
00:14:11A perv?
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13I'd rather drown in a little perv like you touch me.
00:14:16You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:18Oh, shit!
00:14:42Oh, shit!
00:14:43I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this way.
00:14:48Good morning!
00:14:53Oh, okay!
00:14:55So this is why you call me a perv?
00:14:56Projection, huh?
00:14:58Wait.
00:14:59Does that have a name?
00:15:00Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me!
00:15:01Let me guess.
00:15:02Chase.
00:15:03Oh, my God!
00:15:05Shut up!
00:15:06Give it back!
00:15:07Uh-uh!
00:15:09So much for Miss I've Never Been Kissed Before.
00:15:11If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:15Oh, God.
00:15:17God.
00:15:19Ah!
00:15:37Not you.
00:15:39Why not?
00:15:45Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:09What happens if I post this and caption it?
00:16:11Bo Clement.
00:16:13Crybaby mommy's boy.
00:16:15You?
00:16:17You tell on me. I post this.
00:16:19We both go down together.
00:16:21It's in the cloud.
00:16:23Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:25Hm.
00:16:27You're pushing it.
00:16:29What are you gonna do?
00:16:35What are you gonna do?
00:16:39What are you gonna do?
00:16:41Hey.
00:16:43Hey.
00:16:45Hey.
00:16:47Eyes up here.
00:16:49You delete that.
00:16:53You delete that.
00:16:55I don't tell on you.
00:16:57Okay?
00:16:59And I'll throw in any favor.
00:17:01Okay?
00:17:03Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:07How's that for a deal?
00:17:09You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:15What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:17Someone who bullies me for fun.
00:17:19Someone who threatens me every chance they get.
00:17:23Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:27How's that for a change?
00:17:31Maybe you should learn to tell the difference on them actually being nice.
00:17:35Take it.
00:17:37My job.
00:17:39Okay.
00:17:40Make me popular.
00:17:41For Chase.
00:17:42That's the favor.
00:17:43I'm sorry.
00:17:44What?
00:17:45You want me to what?
00:17:46That is not a favor.
00:17:47That is a miracle.
00:17:48Okay?
00:17:49Oh my god.
00:17:50Natural curls.
00:17:51Big glasses on the daily.
00:17:52Body.
00:17:53Not exactly a fault.
00:17:54I'm sorry.
00:17:55I'm sorry.
00:17:56I'm sorry.
00:17:57I'm sorry.
00:17:58I'm sorry.
00:17:59I'm sorry.
00:18:00I'm sorry.
00:18:01I'm sorry.
00:18:02I'm sorry.
00:18:03What?
00:18:04You want me to what?
00:18:05That is not a favor.
00:18:06That is a miracle, okay?
00:18:07Oh my god.
00:18:08Natural curls.
00:18:09Oh my god.
00:18:10That's mean.
00:18:11Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:12Golden boy.
00:18:13Captain of the swim team.
00:18:14What?
00:18:15Do cliches turn you on?
00:18:16You know you can do better.
00:18:17Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:20Shut the hell up.
00:18:22I'm sorry.
00:18:23I'm sorry.
00:18:24I'm sorry.
00:18:25I'm sorry.
00:18:26I'm sorry.
00:18:27I'm sorry.
00:18:28I'm sorry.
00:18:29I'm sorry.
00:18:30I'm sorry.
00:18:31I'm sorry.
00:18:32I'm sorry.
00:18:33I'm sorry.
00:18:34I'm sorry.
00:18:35I'm sorry.
00:18:36I'm sorry.
00:18:37I'm sorry.
00:18:38I'm sorry.
00:18:39You know such a bad person, I can do all the best things I'm just worried about in the
00:18:44boyfriend this customer.
00:18:45I don't care.
00:18:46I'll play the rest of my friends even if I'm just not gonna ruin it.
00:18:47Follow me next day here.
00:18:48Take it or leave it.
00:18:49I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:50You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life, that Chase would
00:18:53NEVER fall for a girl like you.
00:18:55for a girl like you, okay?
00:19:01I do like a challenge.
00:19:02And getting a nerd like you
00:19:05to become someone that Chase couldn't resist,
00:19:08that sounds like fun.
00:19:12You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:16Deal?
00:19:23Deal.
00:19:25Deal.
00:19:26Deal.
00:19:27Deal.
00:19:28Deal.
00:19:29Deal.
00:19:30Deal.
00:19:55Deal.
00:19:56Deal.
00:19:57Deal.
00:19:58Deal.
00:19:59Deal.
00:20:00Deal.
00:20:01I don't know.
00:20:31I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:21:00Bo?
00:21:01You've never been for ourselves since, don't you?
00:21:18No, Phoebe Phillips.
00:21:45You like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid face!
00:21:51Oh, jeez.
00:21:56I'm sorry.
00:21:57I'm sorry.
00:21:58I'm sorry.
00:21:59I'm sorry.
00:22:00I'm sorry.
00:22:01I'm sorry.
00:22:02I'm sorry.
00:22:03I'm sorry.
00:22:04I'm sorry.
00:22:05I'm sorry.
00:22:06I'm sorry.
00:22:07I'm sorry.
00:22:08I'm sorry.
00:22:09I'm sorry.
00:22:10I'm sorry.
00:22:11I'm sorry.
00:22:12I'm sorry.
00:22:13I'm sorry.
00:22:14I'm sorry.
00:22:15I'm sorry.
00:22:16I'm sorry.
00:22:18I'm sorry.
00:22:19I'm sorry.
00:22:20I'm sorry.
00:22:21I'm sorry.
00:22:22Bye.
00:22:23I'm sorry.
00:22:24Bye.
00:22:25Amen.
00:22:26Here he is.
00:22:27I'll see you soon.
00:22:28to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:29You know, he does it every year.
00:22:30It's really cool.
00:22:31Yes.
00:22:32Yes, of course.
00:22:34You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:36I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:40Great.
00:22:41I'll see you then.
00:22:49See you then.
00:22:50Oh, no.
00:22:51How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:22:54Shit.
00:22:58Yikes.
00:23:00Look at you.
00:23:01Total train wreck.
00:23:07Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:10How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge's function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:18Fine.
00:23:20Fine.
00:23:21Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:22Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:25Hey.
00:23:27What are you doing?
00:23:29Put me down.
00:23:30Oh, shut up.
00:23:31Makeover starts now.
00:23:34Oh.
00:23:34What are you doing?
00:23:43I have to do this.
00:23:52Oh, it's doing so.
00:23:53Oh.
00:23:53Oh, that's all.
00:23:55Oh, that's right.
00:23:55I got to do with a whole bunch of people.
00:23:56Oh, it's being killed.
00:23:57It's doing so.
00:23:57Oh, that's right.
00:23:57I got to do this.
00:23:59It's doing so.
00:24:00Oh, that's right.
00:24:01It's like we're here.
00:24:01I got to do this.
00:24:02I got to do it.
00:24:02Oh, that's it.
00:24:03I got to do it.
00:24:04Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:14Is this one of those moments?
00:24:19Is this one of those moments?
00:24:27No.
00:24:28The movie's lied.
00:24:30You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:31The cliches are no miracles.
00:24:35What the fuck?
00:24:41Her eyes really are stunning.
00:25:01Bo, can you come in, please?
00:25:09I need help tying my dress.
00:25:10I need help tying my dress.
00:25:21Here?
00:25:24Yeah.
00:25:27The outage thing.
00:25:29You're going too, right?
00:25:34Please, don't be so nervous alone.
00:25:38Short.
00:25:39Yes.
00:25:40Yes.
00:25:42Great.
00:25:43Now leave.
00:25:44I'm finishing up.
00:25:44Right.
00:25:45Go, go, go.
00:25:46Go.
00:25:54Bro, you're still there?
00:25:56Well, I'll be there.
00:26:13I'll be there.
00:26:13Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:31Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:33Still do.
00:26:34Shit.
00:26:55Shit.
00:26:58Can't say hey, pretty.
00:26:59Whoa
00:27:03Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:07That cannot be Phoebe Phillips
00:27:09Shut the front door
00:27:11No effing way
00:27:12Breathe
00:27:17Don't faint
00:27:18Don't throw up
00:27:19Don't trip
00:27:20Please don't trip
00:27:22Hey
00:27:23You made it
00:27:25You look
00:27:27Unbelievable
00:27:31You too
00:27:32You always do
00:27:33I mean how could you not?
00:27:35Hair
00:27:35Face
00:27:36Suit
00:27:37The teeth
00:27:38All of it
00:27:39Good job
00:27:40Relax Phoebs
00:27:43You know this isn't a quiz right?
00:27:46Phoebs
00:27:46Ooh
00:27:48Now I sound like a cool kid
00:27:49I wish it were as easy as a quiz
00:27:51So no one would drown in my cringe
00:27:53But then
00:27:55You know I'd resuscitate you
00:27:56Cause that's the perks of being a Swamp Team Captain
00:27:59I'm life saving certified
00:28:01Oh my god, Bo
00:28:13I always found you hot
00:28:15But this fancy suit look is another level
00:28:18I find you
00:28:19Just the same
00:28:20What the actual fuck?
00:28:37Well, well
00:28:38St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs
00:28:42Thanks
00:28:42Good job
00:28:43I guess I missed the makeover of the century
00:28:47I always knew you were a little attention whore
00:28:50Max, stop!
00:28:51It's okay, Chase
00:28:52Leave me alone, Max
00:28:54Don't populate girls like you have better things to do
00:28:57Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:02Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:05Like I did before?
00:29:06You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job
00:29:23I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and quack
00:29:26You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is
00:29:29What?
00:29:30A duck?
00:29:31Is that the best you can do?
00:29:33I was gonna say, still ugly as fuck
00:29:35Oh, bird!
00:29:37Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:38Shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:41Tell me, Phillips
00:29:43When this is over
00:29:44And the lights come back on
00:29:46Are you gonna go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:50You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you
00:29:54And as long as you keep putting out
00:29:56Some guy will eventually notice you
00:29:58Oh, shit!
00:30:03I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong
00:30:05The bottom of the food chain, bitch
00:30:09You're right
00:30:11I do need a reminder
00:30:13I do need a reminder
00:30:17And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too
00:30:20Enlighten me, please
00:30:24You make everyone feel like trash
00:30:26Just so you can feel tall
00:30:27How cliche, Max
00:30:29What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:31More plastic
00:30:32Much less iconic
00:30:33And something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon
00:30:37Eldridge, Windsor, Function, Serving Mean Girls
00:30:41Alright, get her ass
00:30:43Maybe
00:30:44After you're hit with these hands
00:30:47But it's okay
00:30:49You can have your five minutes of fame
00:30:52Here's some charity
00:30:53Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck
00:30:58Seriously
00:30:59Yeah, I'm a nerd
00:31:01I love chemistry
00:31:03And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop once you grew up and got smarter
00:31:10Wishful thinking
00:31:13Pathetic?
00:31:14I know
00:31:15But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16
00:31:20Wow
00:31:21Who will call selling her feet pics at 28 her career eventually
00:31:27Holy shit
00:31:28Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:33Seriously
00:31:34Okay, are you done?
00:31:35Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike
00:31:37And leave her alone
00:31:38For once
00:31:39Oh my god
00:31:41I'm gonna pass out
00:31:42In front of everyone
00:31:43On the best night of my life
00:31:46This isn't over
00:31:49Have a good night
00:31:51I came here to impress a boy
00:31:58But I might leave having impressed myself
00:32:01Okay, so like I said
00:32:16If someone sees us
00:32:17Code word
00:32:18Word
00:32:19Oh jeez
00:32:21Oh my god
00:32:22I'm gonna throw up
00:32:23Max's needs to be
00:32:25Nuclear
00:32:25Sink bump for the
00:32:27I'll go verge
00:32:29Okay
00:32:32Okay
00:32:32Perfect
00:32:34Now
00:32:36Let it set for now
00:32:38Great
00:32:43Teenage terrorism
00:32:45Man
00:32:53You know Mr. Eldridge is so generous
00:32:56Hosting us high schoolers
00:32:59In this mansion of his every year
00:33:00St. Vincent is lucky
00:33:02To have his name on our school board
00:33:04And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant
00:33:07For my little lab research
00:33:08Kind of don't want to embarrass myself
00:33:10In front of her tonight
00:33:11Ooh
00:33:22You want some?
00:33:26And a toast
00:33:26For the courage to not embarrass ourselves
00:33:29Slow
00:33:34Slow
00:33:37Yeah
00:33:39Sure
00:33:40Courage
00:33:41Love courage
00:33:44You can do this, Phoebe
00:33:46Don't be lying
00:33:47It's just like Kool-Aid
00:33:49There you go
00:33:51Whoa
00:33:58Whoa
00:34:00Easy there
00:34:00Oh, you
00:34:01You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:03Is this legal?
00:34:06Not exactly
00:34:07You?
00:34:11Come up here
00:34:13How you want to come in?
00:34:18Move
00:34:19Oh, you can find out
00:34:21Stop it
00:34:23Both of you
00:34:24This is a ball
00:34:25Not a boxing ring
00:34:26No
00:34:35No, no, no, no, no
00:34:37Shit
00:34:38My dress
00:34:39Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:44That's a vein, buddy
00:34:46Not funny
00:34:47You happy now
00:34:51My night's ruined
00:34:52I
00:34:56I
00:34:58I
00:35:00I need a minute
00:35:13Hey
00:35:16She doesn't need
00:35:18Your sorry ass right now
00:35:19I'm not fucking asking
00:35:21That idiot
00:35:33Dumbass
00:35:34Asshole
00:35:36I'm so stupid
00:35:43Why are you here?
00:35:56Get out
00:35:57I need clean up too
00:35:59This is a bathroom
00:36:04This is a bathroom
00:36:04Not your private princess chamber
00:36:06Lee, get out
00:36:11I'm not leaving
00:36:13So calm down
00:36:14Fine
00:36:18Then enjoy the show
00:36:19What the hell do you think
00:36:24You're doing
00:36:25What the hell does it look like
00:36:27You wouldn't leave
00:36:28So be my guest
00:36:29Be my guest too
00:36:35What are you doing?
00:36:38Oh, didn't see that
00:36:39I was here first
00:36:42Get your own room
00:36:43Yeah, well
00:36:44I like this one
00:36:45Well, you're a perv who felt me up
00:36:51At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss
00:36:57You arrogant, conceited, walking to Saucerum Stain
00:37:02That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:07How you kissed me
00:37:08Touched me
00:37:10I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that
00:37:14I've seen everything there is to see
00:37:18And for your information
00:37:20There's not much to look at
00:37:22So don't worry, baby girl
00:37:24I'm not getting excited
00:37:26And this ain't gonna happen
00:37:28Even if you were on your knees begging for it
00:37:31Oh, really?
00:37:34Mm-hmm
00:37:44You think a little striptease is gonna undo me?
00:38:06That's
00:38:07It's very cute
00:38:08Very virgin of you
00:38:10I dare you
00:38:28To touch me
00:38:29Unless you're too chicken shit
00:38:32Even for payback
00:38:33I'm no chicken shit
00:39:01Then go on
00:39:04Try me
00:39:06Just because you're loud
00:39:08I'm no chicken shit
00:39:10I'm done
00:39:11I'm standing in the fire
00:39:13Now you don't know my fear
00:39:16You don't write my down
00:39:17Follow me, I've got something special planned
00:39:20Shhh
00:39:21Shhh
00:39:21Shhh
00:39:22Shhh
00:39:22Shhh
00:39:23Shhh
00:39:24Shhh
00:39:25Shhh
00:39:25Follow me, I've got something special planned for you
00:39:29That's Mrs. Eldridge's voice
00:39:31Shhh
00:39:31Shhh
00:39:32Shhh
00:39:32Come on
00:39:33Come on
00:39:34My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal
00:39:43We have 20 minutes
00:39:47You're mine now
00:39:53Don't touch me
00:39:58Shhh
00:39:59Oh
00:39:59Sada
00:40:06In the bedroom
00:40:07Yeah
00:40:08Makes sense
00:40:09Shhh
00:40:09Shhh
00:40:10Shhh
00:40:11Shhh
00:40:12Shhh
00:40:13Shhh
00:40:14Shhh
00:40:15Shhh
00:40:16Yes, baby
00:40:17Right there
00:40:18Shhh
00:40:19Shhh
00:40:20Are they?
00:40:21Uh huh
00:40:22Are they seriously?
00:40:23Seriously?
00:40:24I don't know
00:40:33Could you, uh...
00:40:40I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldridge anymore
00:40:42The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:44Her moments are gonna haunt me like nightmares
00:40:46Stay Lasried
00:41:05jelly dance
00:41:06Shhh
00:41:07Shhh
00:41:08Shhh
00:41:09Shhh
00:41:10Shhh
00:41:11Shhh
00:41:12Shhh
00:41:13You said you aren't gonna get excited, but I've been feeling you the moment you both meet in here.
00:41:23Liar.
00:41:25Hurt.
00:41:27Loser.
00:41:31You naughty naughty boy.
00:41:43No, not Phoebe.
00:41:53Why not?
00:41:55You're not yourself.
00:41:57You're drunk.
00:41:58No, I'm not.
00:42:01Okay, here you go.
00:42:05Hold on.
00:42:07Hold on.
00:42:09What are you doing?
00:42:11I'm getting us out of here.
00:42:13Now put your arms on my neck.
00:42:20Do it, nerd.
00:42:22Hurry up.
00:42:27Would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno?
00:42:30What is your mind going on?
00:42:35So grab me, and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:41Sure.
00:42:44Here we go.
00:42:52What?
00:42:53How are you?
00:42:54How long have you been?
00:42:56Ma'am, you should let your husband know that these walls are too thin.
00:43:00Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking it.
00:43:14Don't.
00:43:15Just, just don't thank me.
00:43:17Phoebe.
00:43:21Phoebe.
00:43:22Hey.
00:43:23I've been looking all over for you.
00:43:27Are you okay?
00:43:31Come on, Phoebs.
00:43:32Let's go.
00:43:33Come here.
00:43:34Come on.
00:43:35Okay.
00:43:36On three, we drench the ugly ducking.
00:43:50This will go viral.
00:43:51Let's go see what trash he's dancing with.
00:43:56Oh, hell no.
00:43:57Oh, hell no.
00:43:58Oh, my God.
00:43:59Oh, my God.
00:44:00Oh, my God.
00:44:01What is that?
00:44:02It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:44:12It's trashy me, couture!
00:44:15Get it off me!
00:44:17Fun chemistry fact.
00:44:18The stench?
00:44:19That's ammonia.
00:44:20Meaning...
00:44:21You're essentially covered in piss feeling.
00:44:23Piss feeling.
00:44:24Piss feeling.
00:44:25Oh, my God.
00:44:26Oh, my God.
00:44:28Oh, my God.
00:44:29I don't know what's going on.
00:44:30Oh, my God.
00:44:31I don't know what's going on.
00:44:32Oh, my God.
00:44:33Oh, my God.
00:44:34Oh, my God.
00:44:35Oh, my God.
00:44:36Oh, my God.
00:44:37Oh, my God.
00:44:38You're sexually covered in piss fans.
00:44:41Pissing Max!
00:44:43Mad, stinky Max!
00:44:54Oh my god, Belle, that's like kind of nice!
00:45:08Hey, Phoebs, need a ride home?
00:45:20Um...
00:45:28Yeah, sure.
00:45:38Dude, you know it's first come, first served.
00:45:50Hop in.
00:45:51I'll take you out.
00:45:54Oh my god!
00:45:56You were waiting for me!
00:45:57That's so sweet!
00:45:58I have no idea what that had!
00:46:01I...
00:46:02I got drunk!
00:46:03And then a shower!
00:46:05And then it was cold!
00:46:06And then it was a cold shower!
00:46:07And I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life!
00:46:09And I was like, do we have one?
00:46:10Just drive.
00:46:20That was fun!
00:46:21That's a function!
00:46:24I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:27You stink!
00:46:31Wait, that was you?!
00:46:32What the fuck is this day?!
00:46:39Fuck!
00:46:40They're both gonna pay for this!
00:46:41They're both gonna pay for this!
00:46:55Phoebs!
00:46:56You look amazing!
00:46:58Dang, girl!
00:46:59You were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:03There she is.
00:47:05I'm your golden girl.
00:47:06Golden girl.
00:47:08Golden girl?
00:47:09Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:11Really?
00:47:13You know, cause...
00:47:14Apparently, all the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:17I mean...
00:47:19I really can't blame them.
00:47:22Hey, um...
00:47:23You actually figured out the class?
00:47:26Yeah.
00:47:27The team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:29You should swing by.
00:47:31Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:33So I'm cute.
00:47:38Yeah.
00:47:39Sure.
00:47:40I'll be there.
00:47:53Go on, please!
00:47:55Jump in!
00:47:56Okay!
00:47:57Okay, fine!
00:47:58I...
00:47:59I just...
00:48:00I can't swim.
00:48:02I almost drowned the last swim I was in.
00:48:07You're in good hands.
00:48:09You get who I am?
00:48:13Yes!
00:48:19Yo!
00:48:21Captain Thompson.
00:48:23Want to show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:25There's faster one in your mouth.
00:48:32You want to race me?
00:48:35You know...
00:48:36I'm always down to humble me underachieving.
00:48:39Phoebe...
00:48:40Want a time for us?
00:48:43Um...
00:48:47Feel not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:48:49Start!
00:49:01Start!
00:49:02Oh yes!
00:49:04Come on, Kim!
00:49:05Come on!
00:49:07Wake up!
00:49:10What's gonna cry?
00:49:11What's going on?
00:49:24Pay me.
00:49:26Excuse me.
00:49:33Goodbye.
00:49:41It's a secret
00:49:45Hi
00:49:52Oh, yo
00:49:56I won Phoebe, you saw her
00:50:00Wow Clement, you won
00:50:03That's good for you
00:50:04The real winner
00:50:06Is the guy against the girl
00:50:11You are amazing, Chase
00:50:19Yo, Chase
00:50:22Good race, good race, man
00:50:24You crushed it
00:50:24See you boys tomorrow
00:50:26See you early
00:50:27Early
00:50:41You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps
00:50:46I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:49Or are you just that petty
00:50:55The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:50:59Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball
00:51:05But the winner gets
00:51:06It's
00:51:09Anything they ask for
00:51:20Anything
00:51:27Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize
00:51:29I guess just forget about it
00:51:46Well then
00:51:48I'm claiming it now
00:51:52What do you want?
00:51:52What do you want?
00:51:58You
00:51:59The gonna
00:52:05You
00:52:06The gonna
00:52:12Tutor me
00:52:13That's it?
00:52:18What?
00:52:19Disappointed?
00:52:23Fine
00:52:24You want tutoring?
00:52:26You'll get tutoring
00:52:28Go sit
00:52:43If we're doing this
00:52:48We're doing this my way
00:52:50I'm one of those
00:52:53All I'm nothing type of mates
00:52:56It's
00:52:57It's not a thing
00:52:59Well
00:53:00I made it a thing
00:53:05You scared of a little chemistry
00:53:06Sash
00:53:07Clement
00:53:10You think we have chemistry
00:53:13Miss Phillips
00:53:23Your skirt is doing a little uh
00:53:25Chantel
00:53:29Remind me what subject this was again
00:53:43Let's try this one
00:53:49Too hardcore
00:53:49No clothes
00:53:51That's okay
00:53:52That's why I'm here to help
00:53:54So it starts like this
00:53:55The drugstore sells a solution of three percent hydrogen peroxide
00:53:59By volume
00:54:02In a 150 million dollar quantity of the solution
00:54:05There are how many million dollars
00:54:07It goes to a
00:54:07Oh
00:54:07Are you sure you're able to study, Clement?
00:54:24Are you sure you're able to study, Clement?
00:54:26You know
00:54:31I think I could teach you
00:54:33I take my teaching very seriously
00:54:47If you don't behave
00:54:47I'm gonna rock you with this
00:54:49I'm gonna rock you with this
00:54:50I'm gonna rock you with this
00:54:51So sit
00:54:51J
00:54:53I need two more
00:54:54I don't mind getting rough, Phillips
00:54:57I don't mind getting rough, Phillips, but I am not some stray that you can tease and train, okay?
00:55:18By the way, I always come out of time.
00:55:27Fine.
00:55:46Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:50Now he's playing hard to guess.
00:55:55Now, now, be a good girl.
00:56:25You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:37You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:51How long? Are you a fork? Or do you also bite?
00:56:55You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:57:01A bad boy licks, hoops, and he always burns.
00:57:07But I'm trying to be good once in my life, Miss Phillips.
00:57:19Just remember, next time I'm not gonna hold back.
00:57:25I'm not gonna hold back.
00:57:27I'm not gonna hold back.
00:57:29I'm not gonna hold back.
00:57:45I'm not gonna hold back.
00:57:47I'm not gonna hold back.
00:59:26Got you.
00:59:35Sneaky, huh?
00:59:38Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping.
00:59:43Hmm.
00:59:45Finished my assignment.
00:59:47If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:51What do you want?
00:59:56You got the makeover.
00:59:58I want another session with you.
01:00:02But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make-out.
01:00:09Nice try.
01:00:18But you're not getting these.
01:00:22Mm-hmm.
01:00:24What if I get an A?
01:00:27Let an asshole get A win for once.
01:00:30Bring your A game, then.
01:00:42He's fucking two!
01:00:47Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:00:51Lana?
01:00:59Yeah, bitch.
01:01:00It's urgent.
01:01:01Bring the strong shit.
01:01:03The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:08Yeah.
01:01:08All right, bye.
01:01:22Oh.
01:01:22Oh.
01:01:35Miss Hatchett doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:38That's H-I-T for days.
01:01:44St. Vincent's little sweet heart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:50Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:01:58What's this?
01:02:08What do you think we're doing here, medic?
01:02:13You're not in his class.
01:02:15Oh.
01:02:16I was just picking something up over to your practice.
01:02:19Off you trot.
01:02:21My class is starting.
01:02:23Okay.
01:02:25Absolutely.
01:02:29Old witch!
01:02:30I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:32Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:38What's this?
01:02:39Mrs. Herman!
01:02:41Um, I don't know.
01:02:42I just found this on my desk.
01:02:43And I...
01:02:43I don't know.
01:02:44Marcelli's reserve truffle a sort.
01:02:52Hey!
01:02:55A secret admirer?
01:02:57Hm?
01:02:58Or some delinquent trying to derail your family?
01:03:02Absolutely inappropriate!
01:03:04Wait, can I just have one at this?
01:03:07No!
01:03:08You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:11You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:14You do not have time for boys, for gifts!
01:03:19An anonymous, sweet truth distraction!
01:03:22Thanks!
01:03:30Take a tour on my resume,
01:03:32CPAs in the feeling.
01:03:52Wow, life is like a box of chocolates, and my credit is to die for.
01:04:22Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:47The grade they received is not accurate, but I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:55So maybe they're still...
01:05:05Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:08Then your score will be voided, and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:13Detention for at least a week. I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:22Beau Clements, get out of my classroom.
01:05:26What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:30What does it mean?
01:05:32Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class. If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:38Where's your proof?
01:05:39Your existence is the proof.
01:05:41The fuck did you just say?
01:05:43Foul language too. Disrespecting a teacher. This is exactly what I am talking about, Beau. Go to the principal's office now!
01:05:57I didn't cheat!
01:05:58Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:01A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like Sir Vincent.
01:06:07Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:15Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:23Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:24Excuse me?
01:06:26Because...
01:06:32Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:45I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:48You labeling students like this is wrong!
01:06:50He's not a delinquent!
01:06:51Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:55He's smart and kind and...
01:07:02and capital A amazing.
01:07:07My whole life, everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:10But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:12She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:16Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:20You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:26Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:34A girl like you should know better.
01:07:36Have some self-reflect!
01:07:39Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:42You don't walk on water.
01:07:43You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could!
01:07:47You don't...
01:07:48You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:55Oh.
01:07:56What else could you be?
01:07:58And now, you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:02Lying for you.
01:08:03Do you know what?
01:08:04I've had enough of both of you!
01:08:06Get out of my classroom!
01:08:08Now, both of you!
01:08:09And...
01:08:10I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too!
01:08:14John!
01:08:20You can punish me for all you want, but leave Philip out of it!
01:08:24And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:26Whoa! Stop!
01:08:27I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull!
01:08:33What are you going to do? I...
01:08:35I will call the police!
01:08:39You stupid assignment!
01:08:41Shit!
01:08:42You stupid Greg!
01:08:43I don't fucking need it!
01:08:57What?
01:08:58What?
01:09:03Phoebe! Phoebe! Wait!
01:09:06She was being mean and cruel for no reason!
01:09:09But you...
01:09:11God, I hate bullies!
01:09:14So that's it.
01:09:16From now on, we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:21Wait!
01:09:22What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:24You and I are nothing alike!
01:09:27You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened!
01:09:31Nothing alike?
01:09:32Just cause I'm not like you?
01:09:34As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:39You can't too damn much about what other people think about me!
01:09:42And...
01:09:43And no makeover can change that!
01:09:47You think I ruined your life?
01:09:49Newsflash!
01:09:51Nothing can fix a coward!
01:09:55Then what are you?
01:09:57You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:09:59Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:03All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:10:06But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:10But you pretending not to cure at all.
01:10:13That's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:14You break things, and people, and you push them away!
01:10:22Just so you won't break yourself!
01:10:24I am scared!
01:10:25Yeah!
01:10:26I am fragile!
01:10:28And you knew that better than anyone!
01:10:30Not my concern anymore!
01:10:32That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:34We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:35We just play games!
01:10:36Guess we played ourselves now!
01:10:37I am scared!
01:10:38Yeah!
01:10:39I am fragile!
01:10:40And you knew that better than anyone!
01:10:41Why am I such an asshole?
01:10:42I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:10:43Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:10:44When all he was trying to do was...
01:10:45We were just playing games!
01:10:46We just played games!
01:10:47I guess we played ourselves now!
01:10:48You just played games!
01:10:49I guess we played ourselves then!
01:10:50I am scared!
01:10:51Yeah!
01:10:52I am scared!
01:10:53Yeah!
01:10:54I am fragile!
01:10:55And you knew that better than anyone!
01:10:56I am scared. Yeah, I am fragile. And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:03Why am I such an asshole? I mean, he's an asshole too, but why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:11When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me.
01:11:15Pheebs? Hey. Sarah, are you okay?
01:11:22All right, Chase. Sorry. I just need to be alone.
01:11:28Mind if I sit here with you?
01:11:32Looks like Kiki's a swimmer shoulder. Best to cry on.
01:11:38Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:41Whoever made you cry, you know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:57I love this place, you know.
01:12:00I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:05Now it's your place too.
01:12:07You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:12Yeah, I know. You used to stand up right there.
01:12:17Wait, you knew?
01:12:19Come on, Pheebs. You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:22I've always used to fall. I actually lived.
01:12:35Then why?
01:12:38Just feel me now.
01:12:41Chase.
01:12:43What? This doesn't feel right.
01:12:45What the hell, Chase?
01:12:49Chase, pop the brakes. That's way too fast.
01:12:53Come on, Pheebs. Drop the act.
01:12:56Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:12:58I think that's what you wanted, right?
01:13:13Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:15Stop!
01:13:17Please!
01:13:19Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:22Let go! Please let me go!
01:13:26Stop!
01:13:29Ah!
01:13:31Ah!
01:13:33Stop it, Chase! Chase! Chase, please, Chase, stop!
01:13:36Chase, this isn't you.
01:13:38You're supposed to be the nice guy.
01:13:40The fucking nice guy.
01:13:43No!
01:13:48No!
01:13:50Stop!
01:13:53What the?
01:13:57She fucking said no!
01:14:05Hey, you okay?
01:14:07Oh, I was so scared.
01:14:10So what the fuck should we do?
01:14:13This piece of shit.
01:14:14That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:24Say it!
01:14:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:31I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:33Fool!
01:14:34I'm an asshole!
01:14:35Asshole!
01:14:36I'm an asshole!
01:14:37Asshole!
01:14:38Asshole!
01:14:39I'm an asshole!
01:14:40Asshole!
01:14:41Asshole!
01:14:46I'm an asshole!
01:14:47Asshole!
01:14:48Asshole!
01:14:49Hey, April!
01:14:50Meenie, you don't have to say anything, okay?
01:14:57Just, just breathe with me, alright?
01:14:58Okay, in, out.
01:14:59Hey, hey, Mimi, you don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:09Just, just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:11Okay, in, out.
01:15:17I thought, I don't know, my brain just broke.
01:15:22I thought he was my friend.
01:15:24Why would he do that to me?
01:15:27I feel so stupid.
01:15:30Phoebe, Phoebe, look at me.
01:15:33You were not stupid.
01:15:34You were terrified.
01:15:36And you fought back.
01:15:37You bit him, you pulled away.
01:15:39You did everything you could.
01:15:41What if you hadn't come?
01:15:43I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:47I'm sorry.
01:15:48I'm sorry.
01:15:53You saved me, Beau.
01:15:55You saved me when I was just some nobody, just some nerd.
01:15:58I, I didn't save you.
01:16:01You saved me.
01:16:03And you saved yourself.
01:16:04I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:10And you're right.
01:16:14And you are not a nerd.
01:16:18You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:25You want to get out of here?
01:16:26Get to school.
01:16:28Yeah.
01:16:29Yeah.
01:16:30Yeah.
01:16:30You okay?
01:16:32You ready for a ride?
01:16:40Sit tight, man.
01:16:41I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
01:17:11Showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:14I should not be crushing this ride.
01:17:16I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
01:17:46Do you want to have sex?
01:18:16You got condoms?
01:18:35Yeah, I'm always packing.
01:18:38Pun intended.
01:18:46Wait.
01:19:11Wait.
01:19:15Um, I'm a little nervous.
01:19:20So, I'm gonna go shower first.
01:19:24Yeah.
01:19:26Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
01:19:28No rush.
01:19:45This is it, baby.
01:19:46The moment you've been waiting for your entire life, you can do this.
01:19:50Oh, my God.
01:19:53You're actually in her room.
01:19:56And she's taking a shower.
01:19:59Oh, my God.
01:20:01What the hell?
01:20:10Colby.
01:20:11Where's your house?
01:20:12Coby!
01:20:14Coby!
01:20:16Coby, please.
01:20:18Hi.
01:20:20Hey.
01:20:22There's something important.
01:20:24I need to tell you first.
01:20:26What is it?
01:20:28I need a shower too.
01:20:30A shower's all yours, stupid.
01:20:42Stupid.
01:21:10Stupid!
01:21:12No!
01:21:16No!
01:21:32Oh, shit!
01:21:38Hi!
01:21:40Surprise!
01:21:42Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:44My little friend, you've actually touched it.
01:21:46And I touched myself.
01:21:48No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:50Shit!
01:22:02You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:04You won't need it ever again.
01:22:10This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:12This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:34I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:36Did Phoebe Phillips, and I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you, Phoebe, will you take me as your first?
01:22:58It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:06And I love you, too.
01:23:22Okay.
01:23:36Good morning, princess.
01:23:49Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:23:57That's just my bed chem.
01:23:59My bed chemistry.
01:24:01Curse of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:03You're such a twerk.
01:24:06What happened here?
01:24:19That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy pup.
01:24:26And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch.
01:24:33And I still insisted on going.
01:24:36When we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:40So, she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:47But, even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:24:52And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:10She wouldn't have died.
01:25:11Bo.
01:25:12Bo.
01:25:17Bo.
01:25:20I am so sorry.
01:25:23And you saw me once drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:25I can't believe I used to have to blackmail you.
01:25:29I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:33You feel so stupid.
01:25:35No, Phoebe.
01:25:40No, Phoebe.
01:25:45You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:49You believed in me.
01:25:51And you gave me a purpose.
01:25:52You made me want to do better.
01:25:54To be better.
01:25:57You saved me.
01:26:05All right?
01:26:10Breakfast.
01:26:10You want to have?
01:26:10I'm good.
01:26:11I'm good.
01:26:11Are you good?
01:26:11You should see the other guy.
01:26:12Because I need you on.
01:26:13I'm going to swim this week.
01:26:14You know that?
01:26:15And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:17Clement!
01:26:20I got a report.
01:26:22It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:27What?
01:26:29Yo, what the hell?
01:26:30I...
01:26:31I saw it.
01:26:32Bo Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:35Oh, shit.
01:26:37I fucking say that again.
01:26:39You heard me.
01:26:40I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:47All you know is how to solve problems with your bitch!
01:26:54Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:00Bo didn't do any of that.
01:27:02Phoebe, what the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:06Last night, Bo Clement was with me.
01:27:09In my bedroom.
01:27:11Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:14Coach Honza, don't believe me.
01:27:15She's just a slut.
01:27:17I'm going to throw herself at anyone.
01:27:18I mean, fucking look at her.
01:27:19I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:28I'm going to read the air.
01:27:28This is fake.
01:27:29It's edited, Coach.
01:27:31It's obviously edited.
01:27:32Chase Thompson!
01:27:34You're off my swim team!
01:27:35Now!
01:27:36Now!
01:27:36You three, principal's office, now!
01:27:50You three thought you were slick, slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:27:57You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:08Twice.
01:28:11Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:13Oh, shit.
01:28:19That never gets old.
01:28:20This school is toxic AM!
01:28:32Chopped up, ladies.
01:28:33Oh, hallway make-out sessions, free comedy.
01:28:45Best school day ever.
01:28:53Capital A for absolutely.
01:28:56And you're capital A for ace, babe.
01:29:00Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
01:29:03I love you, babe.
01:29:04I love you, babe.
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