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00:00:00buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before i lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21. stop thinking about dick i'm not thinking about dick okay i'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity mr big dick okay oh fuck it's luke my favorite customer did he hear
00:00:31okay don't think about dick especially not luke's dick especially not about luke's probably really
00:00:40big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frapp with non-fat milk right
00:00:47you're perfect thank you right isn't sophie just perfect mike i'm sorry i didn't know you're
00:00:54coming i would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no i'm here to see my girl
00:00:59want coffee right right sorry
00:01:17oh my god mikey don't laugh we're so mean go help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:33i'm sorry no baby you look great my bad my bad my bad
00:01:38come here don't worry about that i do it all the time
00:01:48let me remake your coffee
00:01:51right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:02:04oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like that she's such a slut
00:02:10as if someone as hot as him would want her yeah watch this oh mikey where did you find someone
00:02:17as cute as sophie looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:23or having sex
00:02:26oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on campus
00:02:33so uh you're a virgin
00:02:40oh be careful mikey i think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:47brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic
00:02:54what i literally don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week
00:03:00gonorrhea last month you should be more careful who you're sleeping with especially while you're on
00:03:03the medication oh my god what
00:03:06it was just chlamydia
00:03:10oh fuck you all sounds like she already did
00:03:13oh my god
00:03:15i'm really really sorry i really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:34he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:38shit my appointment i gotta go sorry
00:03:43all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic exam
00:03:52so go ahead and put this on
00:03:55oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie
00:03:57he
00:03:59a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam
00:04:07this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:10good morning miss tisdale
00:04:17it's luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:25don't worry i'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's your first time
00:04:40right my first time
00:04:42miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr miller
00:04:46nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a couple times already
00:04:49grind me i mean the coffee shop grind me
00:04:53oh no he remembers me
00:04:57so you are here looking for a prescription for birth control
00:05:01yes
00:05:02bad asshole
00:05:03yes
00:05:05i cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom
00:05:08if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right
00:05:11i mean i'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy
00:05:13i will use a condom
00:05:16i'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all
00:05:19he's not good for you
00:05:21dr miller i'm not sure that you're
00:05:22nurse can you grab me a spectrum please
00:05:23yes dr miller
00:05:25i'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do
00:05:29i'm ready
00:05:30i think i'm ready
00:05:31mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so
00:05:37you know what i'm sorry that i overstepped the boundaries there
00:05:41uh let's get started with the breast exam
00:05:44breast exam
00:05:47breast exam
00:05:49if you're uncomfortable i can always get a different doctor
00:05:52no it's i like it it's fine
00:05:53uh it's probably easier if you lay back
00:06:00it's okay
00:06:05it's okay
00:06:09stop thinking about losing your virginity
00:06:11stop it
00:06:12stop
00:06:13my hands cold
00:06:14no they're perfect
00:06:16stop embarrassing yourself
00:06:19there's no way i'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:22there are no abnormalities
00:06:26thank you luke
00:06:30dr miller
00:06:32that wasn't so bad
00:06:34uh sophie can you put your feet up and start for me
00:06:36okay yes i've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:47so i need you to relax for me
00:06:51all right you're doing good
00:06:54i wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:06:59i'm gonna be inserting a speculum
00:07:11i'm gonna swab on your cervix
00:07:13i need you to relax for me
00:07:14so do you like younger women
00:07:20i mean as your students because you work on campus
00:07:25no my family donated
00:07:27to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually
00:07:32and so my great-grandfather's honor i donated a few hours of my time at clinic
00:07:36oh duh
00:07:37now he thinks you think he's a creep
00:07:39amazing
00:07:40last thing
00:07:42i'm gonna touch your abdomen
00:07:43just to check on your internal organs
00:07:45all right
00:07:46relax for me you're doing good
00:07:49his finger's literally inside of me
00:07:52oh my gosh
00:07:53i think i just had an orgasm
00:08:02did he
00:08:04all right
00:08:07he's so noticed
00:08:10oh my god
00:08:10everything looks good
00:08:11no hard memoralities
00:08:13all right
00:08:14be right back
00:08:16is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:25i can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:31all right so here's your first
00:08:36should i bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:43she's my patient
00:08:48mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight
00:08:58you are so graphic
00:09:00speaking of sperm
00:09:04i assume your appointment went okay
00:09:06you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:09luke
00:09:10are you serious
00:09:12you got a finger by the
00:09:14i will talk to you
00:09:15buy coffee from you
00:09:16the luke
00:09:17sophie you're a freak
00:09:19so is he like
00:09:21good with his fingers or
00:09:23shut up everybody
00:09:25shit
00:09:26he's so sexy
00:09:27maybe i should schedule my pap smear
00:09:30okay bye
00:09:31don't worry
00:09:32okay
00:09:33tonight's gonna be amazing
00:09:35okay sophie
00:09:36yes
00:09:36come on
00:09:37let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:39i hope mike's worth it sophie
00:09:46why do i even care
00:09:50yo
00:09:55ready to fork over a grant tonight
00:09:58is that
00:09:59sophie's boyfriend
00:10:00you're not winning any bet tonight buddy
00:10:06you're dating a nun
00:10:07she's never gonna let you smash
00:10:09i'm calling it
00:10:10dude
00:10:10she's low-key a slut
00:10:13i just
00:10:14can't prove it
00:10:16you will soon
00:10:17you're gonna film her
00:10:20dude
00:10:20you're sick
00:10:25what if she doesn't let you hit
00:10:27a little bit of this
00:10:30and she's gonna go feral
00:10:33yo that 1500 is mine
00:10:37just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:38don't get involved luke
00:10:43you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:45hey
00:10:48you need to pay
00:10:50fuck my eyes
00:10:55what the fuck
00:10:55where's your fucking friend live
00:10:57before i call the cops
00:10:58k-k-k-k-kailie avenue apartment 2
00:11:03i need to get to sophie
00:11:04the lady
00:11:12Nervous?
00:11:32Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:41Nervous?
00:11:42I'm a little nervous.
00:11:44Hey, don't be.
00:11:46You know my cherries I popped.
00:11:53Wait.
00:11:54What?
00:11:55I'm sorry.
00:11:56I forgot to start my birth control.
00:11:58You have to wait.
00:11:59I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:00I can't do this.
00:12:03Are you kidding me?
00:12:05I'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:08Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:10I'm going home.
00:12:17There it is.
00:12:18There it is.
00:12:21The hell you are.
00:12:23Not until I get something.
00:12:26No.
00:12:27No.
00:12:31Stop, Mike.
00:12:32Stop.
00:12:33Hey.
00:12:40Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:42Dr. Miller.
00:12:43Hey, Sophie.
00:12:44Hey.
00:12:45Hey, Stanley.
00:12:46Hey, Sophie.
00:12:47Hey.
00:12:48Hey.
00:12:49Hey, Stanley.
00:12:50Hey, Sophie.
00:12:51Hey.
00:12:52Hey.
00:12:53Hey.
00:12:54Hey.
00:12:55Hey, can you hear me?
00:12:56Did you take something?
00:12:57What's up, Grandpa?
00:12:58Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:59Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:00Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:03I go to an Ivy League asshole.
00:13:04If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:05I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:06What?
00:13:07What's so funny?
00:13:08You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:09Says who?
00:13:10You ever study at Miller Hall?
00:13:11Yeah.
00:13:12I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:13My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:14That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:15You just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:16Wait.
00:13:17Wait.
00:13:18Wait.
00:13:19Wait.
00:13:20Wait.
00:13:21Wait.
00:13:22Wait.
00:13:23Wait.
00:13:24Wait.
00:13:25Wait.
00:13:26Wait.
00:13:27No, no.
00:13:28No.
00:13:29And you can let your buddy do it.
00:13:30No.
00:13:31No.
00:13:32No.
00:13:33No.
00:13:34No.
00:13:35No.
00:13:36No.
00:13:37No.
00:13:38No.
00:13:39No.
00:13:40No.
00:13:41No.
00:13:42No.
00:13:43No.
00:13:44Please.
00:13:45Can we talk about this?
00:13:46It was just a joke.
00:13:47Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:48Hey.
00:13:49Hey.
00:13:50Come on.
00:13:51No.
00:13:53No.
00:13:54No.
00:13:55No.
00:13:56No.
00:13:57No.
00:14:06No.
00:14:07No.
00:14:08Either way, it's not good.
00:14:15You stole me from my date?
00:14:18I can see the right, you asshole.
00:14:24I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:28Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:30I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:38What much did you have to drink?
00:14:41I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with.
00:14:46Just because you shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:50Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:51Tell me this.
00:14:52Why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:14:59I was at the bar.
00:15:00All right, and I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet that he could take your virginity and record it.
00:15:13Wow.
00:15:16I'm an idiot.
00:15:18No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:22First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:29And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough, I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:36I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:41Sorry, Soph.
00:15:48So if you want my virginity, Luke...
00:15:50You can have it.
00:16:07Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:09Are you...
00:16:11hard right now?
00:16:12That's so wrong.
00:16:19You're drunk.
00:16:20I'm taking you home.
00:16:23What are you doing?
00:16:24You're drunk.
00:16:25I'm taking you home.
00:16:26What?
00:16:26No, I can't go home.
00:16:28My roommate's there.
00:16:29I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:30She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:40Right here.
00:16:40Here?
00:16:42Where is here?
00:16:44My place.
00:16:45You can stay here for the night, wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone.
00:16:50If you're comfortable.
00:16:51I want to.
00:16:52I mean, I'm cool.
00:16:54I'm cool with that.
00:16:56But is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:16:59Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:02Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:03You're in Dr. Miller's room.
00:17:28The room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:32How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:45It's huge.
00:17:47I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:50Not all tight spaces.
00:17:51Is he a tease, or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:17:57Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:17:58You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:00Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:05Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:07I don't know.
00:18:08Uh-huh.
00:18:09I don't know.
00:18:10I don't know.
00:18:29Bye.
00:18:30Bye.
00:18:33Bye.
00:18:35Bye.
00:18:36Bye.
00:18:37Bye.
00:18:37you don't have to look away doc
00:18:44you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:47I just
00:18:51don't want to be disrespectful
00:18:53you know I don't want you thinking I lure my patients
00:18:57all the time
00:18:57wait you mean you don't rescue all of your
00:19:01college girl patients
00:19:03from their evil boyfriend
00:19:04and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home
00:19:07Dr. Miller?
00:19:08no Mrs. Do
00:19:09then why me?
00:19:13I'm nothing special
00:19:14you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:17you're kind to people
00:19:20and you're beautiful
00:19:34who is that?
00:19:37this is my crazy ex-girlfriend
00:19:40um
00:19:41you have to hide
00:19:43right now
00:19:43alright
00:19:44come on
00:19:45Luke
00:19:48are you home?
00:19:54Lukey
00:19:55come out
00:19:56come out
00:19:57stop playing
00:19:59I stole one of your pagers
00:20:01I know you're not on call
00:20:03don't say a word
00:20:09there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me
00:20:12his ex
00:20:13or anyone else
00:20:14are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now?
00:20:20what the hell?
00:20:22she's a dean's daughter
00:20:23we broke up forever ago
00:20:25but she stalks my patients
00:20:27she gets them kicked out of school
00:20:28then why did you strip down and get into bed?
00:20:34what are you doing?
00:20:36you didn't answer my calls
00:20:38I'm sleeping
00:20:39why don't I join you?
00:20:47I can think of a million things I'd rather do
00:20:48like what baby?
00:20:51like the thing that I do with the ice cubes
00:20:53ice cubes?
00:20:55what ice cubes?
00:20:56like call the cops
00:20:57do you not remember I have a restraining order against you?
00:21:00your father begged me to not go through with it
00:21:02come on
00:21:02Lukey
00:21:03you know you love screwing me
00:21:07I have someone new in my life
00:21:13someone new?
00:21:16who the fuck is she?
00:21:19I'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:21and if you're still here
00:21:22I'm gonna call the cops
00:21:23then I'm gonna call the dean
00:21:25and I'm gonna let them know that a psychotic daughter
00:21:27stole my pager
00:21:29do you know how dangerous that is?
00:21:30no
00:21:30you can't
00:21:31one
00:21:32two
00:21:35fine
00:21:36fine
00:21:37I'm leaving
00:21:38your loss
00:21:41oh my god Luke
00:21:52holy shit
00:22:06you smell like booze
00:22:09I sobered up I swear
00:22:11what's with the ice cubes?
00:22:14I prefer no ice cubes
00:22:19you won't move on from me Lucas
00:22:26you'll come back to me after I
00:22:30take care of that little distraction
00:22:33my virginity?
00:22:50yep
00:22:51still intact
00:22:52fuck my life
00:22:56language Mr. Dill
00:22:58Jesus
00:22:59what the hell are you doing?
00:23:00I'm here to tend to your massive hangover
00:23:04whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:07what would you have me do?
00:23:10don't say it
00:23:10don't say it
00:23:11you could join me
00:23:13Sophie you're 21 years old
00:23:18Luke
00:23:27that is three years past legal
00:23:29there are plenty of guys on campus
00:23:31who would want to fuck me
00:23:32so what's your problem?
00:23:52I don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:23:54but?
00:23:55but a lot of things Sophie
00:23:58you're my patient for one
00:24:00in an on-campus clinic
00:24:02I'm graduating this year
00:24:05second
00:24:07year version
00:24:10ouch
00:24:12I'm asking you to change that
00:24:15you're talking to Dr. Miller right now love
00:24:26you're asking me to fuck you
00:24:30I don't make love
00:24:34I'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards
00:24:37alright sweetheart?
00:24:39I'm not that guy
00:24:40well maybe I don't need you to call me Luke
00:24:47I'm a big girl I can handle myself
00:24:49unless you're just not interested
00:24:53I saw how hot your ex is
00:24:56and she's good at crazy sex
00:24:59according to you
00:25:00someone's jealous
00:25:03Sophie there's a reason why I drive across campus
00:25:07to come to your shitty little cafe
00:25:09to have you make me a cup of coffee
00:25:10you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:21because I enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform
00:25:26when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:25:29you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:34so do it
00:25:37I'm ready I promise
00:25:39ready?
00:25:44what's that?
00:25:51as your doctor I know you haven't started your birth control
00:25:54sorry so
00:26:00are you kidding me?
00:26:10can I uh
00:26:11can I get uh
00:26:11you're killing me
00:26:13so the Dr. Miller
00:26:15takes you to his fancy ass house
00:26:16you see his dick
00:26:17and you're still
00:26:18a virgin?
00:26:19yeah
00:26:20I threw every proposition in the book at him
00:26:23and he just didn't want this
00:26:25can you wait?
00:26:29oh my god
00:26:30Sophie
00:26:31no 36 year old man
00:26:33I looked at his age of it by the way
00:26:34is passing up a hot virgin co-ed
00:26:37like you
00:26:38he respects you dummy
00:26:39or he doesn't think I'm worth the trouble
00:26:42I mean he's clearly experienced
00:26:44sophisticated
00:26:45sexy
00:26:45all the things I'm not
00:26:47you have a brand new
00:26:48shiny
00:26:49tight
00:26:50pussy
00:26:50a Cadillac pussy
00:26:52and Luke's gonna be back for a test drive
00:26:55watch
00:26:55hi is the Cadillac pussy a new drink?
00:27:00no
00:27:01can you just order?
00:27:02I thought that you were Dr. Miller's intern
00:27:19but a janitor
00:27:20makes a lot more sense
00:27:23Luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:26what do you want?
00:27:31I think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:34I didn't get to introduce myself
00:27:38when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:40Luke is not your boyfriend Gina
00:27:43he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:45oh so you admit that you're screwing Dr. Miller
00:27:49knowing that I am pregnant with his child
00:27:52can you believe it?
00:27:55Sophie's evil
00:27:56first Mike now someone's boyfriend?
00:27:59a slut
00:28:00pregnant with Luke's
00:28:03did you really think that a man that accomplished
00:28:06attractive and rich
00:28:08would settle for some broke loser barista?
00:28:13Sophie you idiot
00:28:14of course he was never yours
00:28:15Sophie!
00:28:17you can have him
00:28:21you didn't have to hurt my baby
00:28:24I didn't do this
00:28:25I swear I would never
00:28:26what's going on?
00:28:27your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman
00:28:29no I didn't
00:28:30I've never spoken to this woman before today
00:28:32hey
00:28:33that's the dean's daughter
00:28:34Sophie?
00:28:37I'm calling the police
00:28:38no I would never do this
00:28:40please
00:28:40she's just assaulted a pregnant woman
00:28:42we need a medic too
00:28:44I'm a doctor
00:28:45I'm a doctor
00:28:51I'm a doctor
00:29:15I'll just be going
00:29:16we can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:21never seen him look so angry
00:29:24yeah it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:26your doctor didn't tell you
00:29:31you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant?
00:29:33it was for a friend
00:29:35you liar
00:29:36I saw you drinking from it
00:29:37let me go
00:29:39I don't want to press charges
00:29:42just a moment
00:29:43oh my god
00:29:55you're crazy
00:29:56you're actually crazy
00:29:58Luke
00:29:59please
00:29:59I can explain
00:30:01she's not right for you
00:30:02breaking into my house
00:30:05stealing my pager
00:30:06that's normal for you Gina
00:30:08I get it
00:30:08but I draw the line
00:30:10when you try to hurt somebody
00:30:11that I care about
00:30:11officer
00:30:17I want her involuntarily committed
00:30:19she's a danger to herself
00:30:21and people around her
00:30:22I'll sign the warrant myself
00:30:24stop
00:30:25Luke
00:30:26this isn't
00:30:27you
00:30:28you are just being
00:30:29taken advantage of
00:30:31she's nothing
00:30:32a cheap
00:30:33broke
00:30:34campus whore
00:30:35you're better than this Luke
00:30:37officer
00:30:39take her away
00:30:40let's go
00:30:44you bitch
00:30:46don't deserve him
00:30:48let's go
00:30:48I knew she was psycho
00:30:52you couldn't even hurt
00:30:53what even if someone
00:30:55paid you to
00:30:56thanks Ev
00:30:57Sophie
00:30:58I'm sorry
00:30:58I should never have
00:30:59taken her word
00:31:00over yours
00:31:01take the day
00:31:02someone's waiting
00:31:12for their new test drive
00:31:13Cadillac pussy
00:31:14he came just to save me
00:31:25of course he did
00:31:27I knew that
00:31:35when she stopped
00:31:36blowing my phone up
00:31:37that she was going to
00:31:37come after you
00:31:38so
00:31:38I didn't stand to see
00:31:40you get hurt
00:31:40because of me
00:31:41I don't know if I'd buy that Luke
00:31:46Sophie
00:31:47I don't know if I'd buy that Luke
00:31:49Sophie I rushed out of surgery for you
00:31:51I know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:54I don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:31:57I mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:32:00what do you mean
00:32:01I mean you
00:32:04reject all of my advances
00:32:06and then suddenly I'm so important
00:32:08you leave a patient for me
00:32:09what do you see in me
00:32:12or am I just
00:32:13entertainment to you
00:32:16entertainment Sophie
00:32:17if you were just entertainment
00:32:19I wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:20you're just
00:32:22young
00:32:24I should leave you the hell alone
00:32:30unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:31just because you're this big
00:32:33hot shot doctor at UPN
00:32:34doesn't mean you know
00:32:35what's good for me
00:32:36or what I want
00:32:37what do you want
00:32:44you
00:32:49take me seriously
00:32:52get in the car
00:32:55what?
00:32:57to where?
00:32:59spend Thanksgiving with me and my family
00:33:01what?
00:33:02unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:04I thought you said we were here to meet your family not go to a gala
00:33:33we're doing both
00:33:34we're doing both
00:33:34my mother she hosts our clinic's charity gala here for vacation home
00:33:39your vacation home?
00:33:42as in you have multiple?
00:33:45wow
00:33:45Mr. Miller
00:33:46it's good to have you home sir
00:33:49and you have a butler
00:33:55at your vacation mansion
00:33:57Luke
00:33:57you're not just rich
00:33:58you're like
00:33:59old money
00:34:00what the hell?
00:34:02look
00:34:02I didn't say
00:34:03because I don't see stress out
00:34:04the truth is
00:34:05yes
00:34:05my family's rich
00:34:07but we're not here to impress them
00:34:09we're here to show them
00:34:11that you're a part of my life
00:34:12and that I'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:15is this the waitress that you've brought me, Lucas?
00:34:34why is she dressed so frumpy?
00:34:36I'm not
00:34:41hang on
00:34:42what even am I to Luke?
00:34:50mother
00:34:51this is Sophie
00:34:53my girlfriend
00:34:55girlfriend?
00:34:57no way
00:34:58wait focus Sophie
00:35:00manners
00:35:01nice to meet you
00:35:03Miss Miller
00:35:03girl
00:35:07girlfriend?
00:35:09what happened to the pretty one?
00:35:12Gina?
00:35:14the Dean's daughter
00:35:14the one I worked so hard
00:35:16to set you up with?
00:35:18ouch
00:35:18mother
00:35:21again
00:35:21as I just said
00:35:22this is my girlfriend
00:35:23and my date to the gala
00:35:25if I have to remind you
00:35:27to her importance
00:35:27in my life again
00:35:28I'm going to make sure
00:35:29this gala does not go smoothly
00:35:30unless you want
00:35:31one of your pompous friends
00:35:32to know which one of their husbands
00:35:33are sleeping
00:35:33you ungrateful child
00:35:37if you'll excuse us
00:35:41we need to get ready
00:35:42oh before we go
00:35:43which room do you keep
00:35:45Da Vinci's Dior and Versace
00:35:46she needs some options
00:35:47for tonight
00:35:48fourth floor
00:35:50third door
00:35:51on the roof
00:35:51thank you
00:35:54thank you mother
00:35:54good to see you
00:35:56that was the hottest thing
00:36:02anybody has ever done
00:36:03for me
00:36:04your brother has lost it
00:36:13get down here
00:36:15and handle this new
00:36:16trashy arm candy
00:36:17is your mom
00:36:27always so
00:36:28narcissistic
00:36:29psychopath
00:36:30yeah
00:36:31that's why I don't really
00:36:34get along with the family
00:36:35but
00:36:36the charity gala
00:36:38raises a lot of money
00:36:39for my patients
00:36:40so
00:36:40I come back every year
00:36:41you care a lot about your patients
00:36:43it's sweet
00:36:44I do
00:36:45plus the other perk is
00:36:47I can spend a ton of money on you
00:36:49what does that mean
00:36:51Luke you did not
00:37:03which one of them speaks to you
00:37:09I mean I want all of them
00:37:12that's done
00:37:12I haven't even picked one out
00:37:14you said you want all of them
00:37:16they're yours
00:37:1880
00:37:24I can't accept this
00:37:26this is like my whole college tuition
00:37:28in this room
00:37:28well I didn't offer you
00:37:30a quarter million dollars in dresses
00:37:31that piss you off
00:37:31why do you like me
00:37:35I'm just a college student
00:37:37and you're
00:37:38you
00:37:39doctor trust fund baby
00:37:41your culture
00:37:43your parents host
00:37:44charity events
00:37:45you have a butler
00:37:46that does your laundry
00:37:47I do my laundry
00:37:48in a coin operated machine
00:37:50that I share with like
00:37:50a hundred other students
00:37:52it's not too late
00:37:53to not associate with me
00:37:54of course it's too late
00:38:10now we're already falling for you
00:38:12then why won't you go all the way with me
00:38:16because
00:38:20I want it to be right
00:38:22I don't want you to look back on this
00:38:25and think of me as the old guy
00:38:26who took advantage of you
00:38:27but take it slow
00:38:30even though
00:38:35there's nothing I'd rather do
00:38:39than rip your clothes off
00:38:40right now
00:38:41really
00:38:42really
00:38:49come back here
00:38:58come back here
00:39:12I'm just giving you
00:39:15I'm just giving you what you want
00:39:15are you teasing me
00:39:20miss Tisdale
00:39:21you're the one that wants to wait
00:39:23doctor
00:39:23just making sure you know
00:39:33what you're missing out on
00:39:34can you zip me up please
00:39:36you know
00:39:43I'm gonna get you back for this
00:39:45whatever you say doc
00:39:55that doesn't sound like Gina
00:40:04he dumped my best friend
00:40:08the gala is tonight
00:40:10and Luke is supposed to have
00:40:12the dean's daughter on his arm
00:40:15not strutting the campus mattress
00:40:18Luke's an idiot
00:40:20for dumping an heiress for a barista
00:40:23don't worry mom
00:40:25I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm
00:40:27just long enough for him to realize
00:40:29that he's made a mistake
00:40:30mm-hmm
00:40:31that's my girl
00:40:32Sophie
00:40:36love
00:40:37you've been in there for two hours
00:40:38I promise you
00:40:39you're gonna be the most beautiful person
00:40:41at the gala tonight
00:40:41holy shit
00:40:57it's not about being pretty
00:41:06I just
00:41:07I don't want to embarrass you
00:41:09in front of all your rich friends
00:41:10I've never even been to a charity auction
00:41:13wouldn't it make more sense
00:41:15if we just met up at like
00:41:16a bowling alley
00:41:17and donated the party expenses
00:41:18you're so refreshing
00:41:22you ready
00:41:24wow
00:41:42she's an upgrade of Regina
00:41:44yeah
00:41:45you never said your brother's chip
00:41:47was so pretty
00:41:48why would you want to break them up
00:41:50shut up
00:41:50there's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance
00:41:53down the drain
00:41:53if my brother
00:41:54marries this nobody
00:41:55it's that of Gina
00:41:56I'd like to thank you all
00:42:04for coming to the Baldwin Memorial Charity Event
00:42:06this is a great opportunity
00:42:08for us to raise money
00:42:09for the family clinic
00:42:09myself
00:42:11and my girlfriend
00:42:12Sophie Tisdale
00:42:13are very excited
00:42:14to meet and talk to all of you
00:42:16cheers
00:42:16girlfriend
00:42:21not for long
00:42:23good evening everyone
00:42:38thank you so much
00:42:40for being here
00:42:41at our wonderful
00:42:42charity auction
00:42:44our first item
00:42:46an all expense paid trip
00:42:51to Bora Bora
00:42:53with its
00:42:54amazing
00:42:55iconic
00:42:56volcanic views
00:42:58starting big
00:42:595,000
00:43:015,000
00:43:03now 6
00:43:0320 to 6
00:43:04Bora Bora after finals
00:43:06that's pretty good
00:43:06can I get
00:43:08you need to come quick
00:43:10my wife's having
00:43:11a allergic reaction
00:43:11you gonna be okay
00:43:13go
00:43:14let's go
00:43:23what is it
00:43:24my throat
00:43:24oh you're not
00:43:26breathe
00:43:28sold
00:43:35number 12
00:43:36$7,000
00:43:37all expense paid
00:43:38trip
00:43:38to Bora Bora
00:43:39give me a round of applause
00:43:40congratulations
00:43:41hey hey hey
00:43:42actually we have
00:43:43one more item
00:43:44up for grabs
00:43:45Miss Tisdale
00:43:46a gorgeous student
00:43:48has graciously
00:43:49offered herself up
00:43:50for a date
00:43:51with a lucky man
00:43:52now according
00:43:54to Miss Tisdale
00:43:55she has a great
00:43:56personality
00:43:56and an even
00:43:57better mouth
00:43:58what a hussy
00:44:00auctioning a blowjob
00:44:02I hope Dr. Miller
00:44:04knows what his
00:44:05girlfriend's up to
00:44:06I mean the poor guy
00:44:07is tending to a patient
00:44:08I knew that you
00:44:10were too classless
00:44:11for this family
00:44:12poor Lukey
00:44:14she hasn't fooled
00:44:15trailer trash skank
00:44:18who let her kind
00:44:19in here
00:44:20I wouldn't do that
00:44:21I would never
00:44:22I have a thousand
00:44:23for a night
00:44:24with Miss Tisdale
00:44:25hmm
00:44:26really Sophie
00:44:27no one wants you
00:44:28for a thousand
00:44:29alright
00:44:31500
00:44:32alright
00:44:34500 for the poor girl
00:44:35she's got student loans
00:44:38whatever that means
00:44:40where's Luke
00:44:41me
00:44:46I don't
00:44:50see anything wrong here
00:44:51no my throat
00:44:53it hurts
00:44:53I recognize you
00:44:55you're one of my
00:44:56sister's shithead friends
00:44:57what the hell is going
00:44:57on here
00:44:58hey
00:44:58my sister's doing
00:44:59you a favor bro
00:45:00Patrick
00:45:00get out of my way
00:45:02why lower your standards
00:45:03we're millionaires
00:45:04she may be a good fuck
00:45:06but that's how she'll ever be
00:45:06man
00:45:07you can talk about my girlfriend
00:45:14when you can live a day
00:45:15without your daddy's money
00:45:16motherfucker
00:45:17motherfucker
00:45:17450
00:45:20400
00:45:22400
00:45:22oh
00:45:26alright
00:45:26I mean look
00:45:28I know Sophie's just
00:45:30being modest
00:45:31poor girl doesn't have
00:45:32many skills
00:45:33outside the bedroom
00:45:34well I'll help the young lady
00:45:37maybe we could have some
00:45:39late night
00:45:40study sessions
00:45:41huh
00:45:42sold
00:45:43sold for
00:45:44400 dollars
00:45:45wow Sophie
00:45:47looks like people
00:45:48really aren't in the market
00:45:49for used goods
00:45:51use goods
00:46:01that's rich Serena
00:46:02after you being the person
00:46:04that's had five abortions
00:46:05in the last year
00:46:05Luke you watch your mouth
00:46:07right now
00:46:07what was that you're saying
00:46:11about class
00:46:12Letitia darling
00:46:13you idiot
00:46:20get off the stage
00:46:21we're leaving
00:46:22mom
00:46:23he's embarrassing me
00:46:24you're humiliating me
00:46:26in front of my friends
00:46:27you hussy
00:46:27no need my dear
00:46:29our circle of elite friends
00:46:32can no longer be seen
00:46:33with the likes of you
00:46:34after all of
00:46:35this
00:46:36but
00:46:38but
00:46:39no
00:46:40no
00:46:41young man
00:46:43that information
00:46:44you gave
00:46:45is illegal
00:46:46you're a doctor
00:46:48Greg I was waiting
00:46:49to get to you
00:46:50you want to bid
00:46:51on my girlfriend
00:46:51aren't you a little
00:46:53occupied with your
00:46:53secret girlfriend Stephanie
00:46:54how's she recovering
00:46:55from her boob job
00:46:56no no no no no
00:46:58no no no
00:47:03no no no
00:47:03Stephanie
00:47:04don't
00:47:05don't
00:47:05don't
00:47:05don't
00:47:06don't
00:47:06don't
00:47:07don't
00:47:07don't
00:47:07don't
00:47:08don't
00:47:09don't
00:47:09don't
00:47:10don't
00:47:11don't
00:47:12I'm gonna sue you
00:47:14for everything you've got
00:47:16you can't
00:47:17you see yes
00:47:18my family might own the clinic
00:47:19that you all go to
00:47:20but I practice under the university
00:47:22so you can't touch me
00:47:24so unless you all want me to air out
00:47:26your dirty laundry
00:47:27I suggest you cut very generous checks
00:47:29to the charity
00:47:30and then get the fuck out of my house
00:47:31let's go
00:47:34get to writing
00:47:36let's go
00:47:38everybody out
00:47:38where'd these assholes go
00:47:47you didn't have to ruin your charity event for me
00:47:50I would have been okay
00:47:51I'd do it a thousand times over
00:47:52no one comes at my woman like that
00:47:54plus I think we made more in donations than I think we have in the last ten years
00:47:58blackmail surprisingly works
00:48:00what are you looking for
00:48:17I paid for all the booze so
00:48:20I figure how the night went
00:48:23I might as well be your personal bartender
00:48:26right
00:48:28okay
00:48:30make me
00:48:32an appletini
00:48:34what?
00:48:36seriously?
00:48:39alright so
00:48:40vodka
00:48:41lemon
00:48:42and
00:48:42apple liqueur
00:48:43can we just
00:48:44choose something easier?
00:48:46you suck at being a rich kid
00:48:47move
00:48:56can you open up?
00:48:59thank you
00:48:59alright
00:49:03let's just
00:49:04make it simple
00:49:05body shots
00:49:07I've
00:49:09never done that before
00:49:11seriously?
00:49:13what do you mean?
00:49:14you're like so old
00:49:15I was trying to get into school
00:49:16I didn't have time to
00:49:18do body shots
00:49:19off of hot little girls like you
00:49:20he just said you're hot
00:49:22make the move Sophie
00:49:23okay well
00:49:25I'll teach you
00:49:26holy shit
00:49:53alright
00:49:59I got the hang of that
00:50:00now it's your turn
00:50:02Miss Tisdale
00:50:02now or never Sophie
00:50:03go for it
00:50:04new rule
00:50:05you can't choose the same place twice
00:50:07is that so?
00:50:10then
00:50:10where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:13shame, shame
00:50:23you're tryna play
00:50:24with my emotion
00:50:25blame, blame
00:50:27only you feel
00:50:28like a devotion
00:50:29how'd you ever think
00:50:31you could pull this shit
00:50:33think you could get away with it
00:50:35be careful what you get
00:50:37cause you don't know
00:50:38what you might get
00:50:39I'm sorry
00:50:49was that
00:50:50you drive me fucking wild
00:50:52look
00:50:54I'm ready
00:50:55God, I'm an idiot
00:51:04wait, what?
00:51:06Sophie, I went too far
00:51:07I'm sorry
00:51:08fuck
00:51:10Luke, no, no, no
00:51:11I'm telling you
00:51:13that I'm ready
00:51:13I wanna do this with you
00:51:15lose my virginity
00:51:16Sophie
00:51:18don't Sophie me
00:51:20that's so patronizing
00:51:21patronizing
00:51:22wait, I'm trying
00:51:25but
00:51:26I'm gonna be the person
00:51:27responsible if you get hurt
00:51:29I don't wanna be the guy
00:51:30that, you know
00:51:31leads to you ruining your life
00:51:33I'm terrified of that
00:51:34it's this that hurts me
00:51:35what you're doing right now
00:51:36rejecting me
00:51:37what would be so terrible
00:51:39about us being together
00:51:40being together
00:51:41Sophie
00:51:41did you see what happened
00:51:44here today?
00:51:46I mean, my family sucks
00:51:47my ex-girlfriend
00:51:48is batshit crazy
00:51:50of course
00:51:52I wanna be with you
00:51:53but am I right for you?
00:51:56and you really wanna
00:51:56take on this baggage?
00:51:58I might be a virgin
00:51:59but this whole
00:52:00it's not you
00:52:01it's me thing
00:52:01is really freshman year
00:52:03Sophie
00:52:07where you going?
00:52:09I'm calling a cab
00:52:10and going back to campus
00:52:11I can't deal with your
00:52:12hot and cold bullshit anymore
00:52:13you think you're doing me
00:52:15this favor
00:52:15but really
00:52:16you're just reminding me
00:52:17of how unfuckable I am
00:52:18don't follow me
00:52:22damn it
00:52:28I guess I'm the first girl in the world
00:52:37to be on birth control
00:52:38and not even get laid
00:52:39what's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:54you've rejected me thrice
00:52:55is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:53:01nope
00:53:01boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends
00:53:04so I've got the hottest girl in the bar
00:53:07all to my cell
00:53:09what?
00:53:13you heard me
00:53:14hottest lady I've ever seen at this school
00:53:17seriously?
00:53:19you're into this
00:53:21like
00:53:22you might want to like
00:53:24hook up
00:53:24hell yeah I would
00:53:25maybe we can start with a kiss
00:53:28wow
00:53:29I'm not unfuckable after all
00:53:31maybe Luke's the problem
00:53:32I was beginning to think
00:53:34nobody would take my virginity
00:53:35what did you just say?
00:53:40I'm a virgin?
00:53:48she's a virgin y'all
00:53:49aww cute
00:53:51excuse me?
00:53:52too much work
00:53:53you're probably super clingy too
00:53:55you should just go back to your dorm sweetie
00:53:57sweetie?
00:54:00I'm a senior
00:54:01that's even sadder
00:54:03you were just into me
00:54:06why are you treating me like
00:54:07I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:54:09you're obviously a nice girl
00:54:10but I'm looking for a fun time
00:54:12you know
00:54:13you're gonna get feels
00:54:15and it's gonna get messy
00:54:16and
00:54:18bleh
00:54:19sorry
00:54:20what?
00:54:23I'm glad
00:54:24I'm in this
00:54:31$80,000 dress
00:54:33and I can't even get a stupid
00:54:35horny crack guy
00:54:36to get with me
00:54:38he would probably fuck anything
00:54:40except for me apparently
00:54:41oh and Luke
00:54:45of course Luke on the other hand
00:54:47he's had his hands
00:54:48literally inside of me
00:54:49and I guess he was just so repulsed
00:54:51that
00:54:51that he didn't need to see more
00:54:53you know what?
00:55:02Sophie where the hell you been?
00:55:04I'm not the hospital right now
00:55:05oh look at me
00:55:06I'm a fancy ivy league doctor
00:55:08and I'm also hot as fuck
00:55:10and I just love to lead girls on
00:55:12with the orgasm pap smear two for one
00:55:15say something asshole
00:55:18can I come get you right now please?
00:55:21so you can what?
00:55:23not have sex?
00:55:24yeah I don't think so
00:55:24I think I'll stay right here
00:55:26where the guys at least have
00:55:27I don't know
00:55:27the decency
00:55:28to not lead me on
00:55:29guys what guys
00:55:31did someone do something to you?
00:55:33of course not
00:55:34they
00:55:34they said I was too messy
00:55:36too messy
00:55:37and too much
00:55:38and I guess that means
00:55:40you get a second chance
00:55:41you either fuck me
00:55:43or you lose me
00:55:44I think I'm gonna pass out
00:55:48I'm coming to get you
00:55:49get the phone on you
00:55:50alright?
00:55:50Sophie
00:56:02Sophie
00:56:03hey wake up
00:56:05I got you
00:56:11come on
00:56:11is she
00:56:26she's fine
00:56:32she's
00:56:32bottled water
00:56:34in two of these in the morning
00:56:35I don't know what she drank
00:56:37but whatever it is
00:56:38it's gonna hit her hard
00:56:39Sophie
00:56:42you're gonna be
00:56:42the death of me
00:56:43rise and shine
00:57:04party animal
00:57:05you have a lot to tell me
00:57:08you feel like shit
00:57:12you look like shit
00:57:14but like
00:57:15a million bucks
00:57:16so is this a gift
00:57:18from Luke or
00:57:19Everly the only thing
00:57:20that is gonna make
00:57:21this vodka tequila hangover
00:57:23worse is hearing his name
00:57:24he led me on
00:57:26and then
00:57:27left me for Ted
00:57:28but Luke brought you
00:57:29back to the job
00:57:30Ev I don't wanna hear it
00:57:31I'm done having my time wasted
00:57:35I guess I'm just
00:57:37too much work
00:57:38as a virgin
00:57:39so I've decided
00:57:41I'm not a virgin anymore
00:57:44huh?
00:57:46well
00:57:46virginity is like
00:57:47a whole construct
00:57:48right?
00:57:49people
00:57:49guys
00:57:50aren't gonna stop
00:57:51treating me like a baby
00:57:52unless I stop acting like one
00:57:54and
00:57:54looking like one
00:57:56I need you
00:57:59to help me look slutty
00:58:01no way
00:58:07I'm not gonna do that
00:58:08you're not gonna help me
00:58:09look sexy
00:58:09why not?
00:58:10Soph
00:58:10you are sexy
00:58:12I'm not slutty sexy
00:58:13guys don't go for that
00:58:15I look like a
00:58:17a nun librarian
00:58:18I'm giving off
00:58:19don't fuck
00:58:20snooze fest
00:58:21boring
00:58:21Soph
00:58:23as your best friend
00:58:24I'm obligated to tell you
00:58:25that you don't have to
00:58:26change yourself
00:58:26for the right guy
00:58:27the thing is
00:58:28Mr. Right
00:58:29isn't doing anything wrong
00:58:30warm me up
00:58:35perfect
00:59:00isn't that that one
00:59:14dorky barista chick?
00:59:15there's no way
00:59:17that goes off
00:59:18it is
00:59:19that's Sophie Tisdale
00:59:21dude
00:59:22the makeover's
00:59:23actually working
00:59:24everyone's looking at you
00:59:25good
00:59:26I hope the news
00:59:27gets back to Luke
00:59:28I mean more
00:59:29holy shit
00:59:35there he is
00:59:36are you gonna say something?
00:59:40holy shit
00:59:41Sophie
00:59:42no
00:59:43I'm just gonna make you
00:59:44regret everything
00:59:45thanks babe
00:59:53it's all beautiful
00:59:54and what can I get for you
01:00:05handsome
01:00:05a latte would be nice
01:00:06but uh
01:00:07I like what you're giving me
01:00:08right now
01:00:09I take all kinds of tips
01:00:10what the hell's going on here?
01:00:12stop interrupting grandpa
01:00:13what the fuck did you just say?
01:00:15one latte
01:00:16coming right up
01:00:17and what can I get for you
01:00:21doctor?
01:00:22Sophie what is this?
01:00:23you're dressed different
01:00:24you're acting different
01:00:24I don't get it
01:00:25whoops
01:00:27let me get that for you
01:00:28did you want a coffee?
01:00:37the ab shining is on the house
01:00:38Sophie I don't
01:00:40is this like a punishment?
01:00:41I mean if it is I get it
01:00:42but telling yourself
01:00:43about other guys
01:00:44that's not you
01:00:44that's really not up to you
01:00:45anymore Dr. Miller
01:00:46I gave you a chance
01:00:48and besides
01:00:50there's someone out there
01:00:50who wants me
01:00:51and isn't gonna embarrass me
01:00:52in the process
01:00:53hey uh
01:00:54we're throwing a Halloween
01:00:55party tonight
01:00:56they done land fair
01:00:57you should come
01:00:58she's got plans
01:01:00actually
01:01:02I don't
01:01:03my first frat party invite
01:01:05wow
01:01:06this whole hot girl act
01:01:07is actually working
01:01:08you should bring
01:01:09you home girl
01:01:10guys gonna love you
01:01:11I will
01:01:12see you tonight
01:01:13you're not going to that
01:01:16newsflash
01:01:17you're not my boyfriend
01:01:18you could have been
01:01:19but you didn't want
01:01:20the baggage
01:01:20that's not true
01:01:21actually I have to go
01:01:22plan my outfit for tonight
01:01:24my very sexy
01:01:25very booby outfit
01:01:26Sophie I'm not gonna let you
01:01:31throw your life away
01:01:31just because of me
01:01:32alright
01:01:32if I'm gonna do this
01:01:33fucking frat party
01:01:3436 years old
01:01:35I will
01:01:35what could you have
01:01:40possibly been in that
01:01:41oh that was
01:01:42sexy Minnie Mouse
01:01:44yeah
01:01:45I think I still have
01:01:45the ear somewhere
01:01:46ew that doesn't even
01:01:47sound right
01:01:48I just found
01:01:51the perfect outfit
01:01:52to match your boyfriend's
01:01:54Everly
01:01:55not funny
01:01:56imagine being
01:01:57old ass Luke
01:01:58stuck at the stupid
01:01:59hospital
01:01:59and he gets a text
01:02:00from you
01:02:01in this
01:02:02if he hasn't
01:02:03jumped off a bridge
01:02:03he definitely will
01:02:04how pathetic is it
01:02:06that I'm playing
01:02:06mind games with a guy
01:02:07that I haven't even
01:02:08gone to second base with
01:02:09hey
01:02:10whatever helps you
01:02:10get over him
01:02:11okay
01:02:12wear a push-up bra
01:02:16or pink
01:02:17red
01:02:18get in
01:02:32get Sophie safe
01:02:33get out
01:02:34Sophie you're the only
01:02:35person I'm doing this for
01:02:36sick costume bro
01:02:40right
01:02:42gotta have at least
01:02:46three chicks with you
01:02:47to get in man
01:02:48sorry
01:02:50rules
01:02:51idiot
01:03:00I have to get to her
01:03:05where is
01:03:06stop being shy
01:03:10you look hot
01:03:11see
01:03:14wait
01:03:17hand me your phone
01:03:18why
01:03:19because
01:03:23I'm
01:03:25taking a point five
01:03:27and
01:03:28sending it to Luke
01:03:29no
01:03:31yes
01:03:32I'm good
01:03:35anyway
01:03:35I don't pay a fee
01:03:36VIP with the bosses
01:03:38I gotta have
01:03:39I have to get to her
01:03:41where is
01:03:41I need to be so drunk
01:03:52to predict what you just think
01:03:53he opened it
01:03:55immediately
01:03:55he's so whipped
01:03:57welcome to the party
01:03:59I need to be so drunk
01:04:04to predict what you just think
01:04:05he opened it immediately
01:04:06he's so whipped
01:04:08welcome to the party
01:04:10do it at this house
01:04:15hell yeah
01:04:20it's just
01:04:33not the same
01:04:34when it's not him
01:04:35so
01:04:35so
01:04:45so
01:04:46yeah
01:04:47yo this girl's crazy
01:04:52yo this girl's crazy
01:05:00Just give me a second, guys.
01:05:09Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:05:15You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:05:17Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:19That's a lie.
01:05:21You talk?
01:05:24Come on, Sophie.
01:05:25Let's play spin the bottle.
01:05:28Coming.
01:05:28My friend here is just leaving.
01:05:30Actually, I'll join.
01:05:32What? No.
01:05:34Don't let me go here!
01:05:42Who's going first?
01:05:45I'll spin.
01:05:47Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:48I hope it lands on me.
01:05:50He seems experienced.
01:06:00Fuck.
01:06:00Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:06:09Rules of rule.
01:06:10As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:12Can we talk like adults?
01:06:28Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:29Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:30You know, you dress like this, like you're on a fucking break here.
01:06:36How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:55How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:59How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:59How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:00How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:15Can we talk about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:07:18Can we go over some place where we can let the scenicice action come.
01:07:19This other medical exam comes right away.
01:07:20How about a cruise.
01:07:21Can we go over it?
01:07:22Don't let me go over it.
01:07:23Bye.
01:07:23I did go over it.
01:07:24I did go over it.
01:07:24I'm on aão.
01:07:25I was going over it.
01:07:25I did go over it.
01:07:25And I did.
01:07:26I saw acontecer.
01:07:26I did go over it.
01:07:27What?
01:07:31Time's up.
01:07:34Why don't we just... you wanted to...
01:07:37I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:40Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:57So, how was it?
01:08:03Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:08:06I'm gonna spin again.
01:08:10Sophie.
01:08:20Me?
01:08:21Sophie, come on, him.
01:08:23You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:25Come on, Noah.
01:08:27Okay, so...
01:08:37I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:39What?
01:08:41So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:43So, I'm warning you.
01:08:45You can relax.
01:08:47I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:49Really?
01:08:50But, all the rumors.
01:08:52Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:55Derek says that you put your legs behind your head?
01:08:58I don't even know a Derek.
01:09:01I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:09:05I'm so screwed.
01:09:07Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:09:11They're gonna kill me.
01:09:12No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:09:14No, no.
01:09:15They're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:09:17Wait.
01:09:18I'll help you.
01:09:19How?
01:09:20It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:21Come on, virgin.
01:09:22Oh, they're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate.
01:09:23We don't have time.
01:09:24Just come here.
01:09:25You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:26Really?
01:09:27You don't care?
01:09:28Nope.
01:09:29I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:30You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:32Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:33Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:38I owe you.
01:09:39Noah!
01:09:40Are you in there?
01:09:41Oh, yeah.
01:09:42Oh.
01:09:43It's getting crazy.
01:09:45It's getting crazy.
01:09:46I'm in there.
01:09:47Come here.
01:09:48Come here.
01:09:49You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:50Really?
01:09:51You don't care?
01:09:52No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:53You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:56Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:57I owe you.
01:09:58Noah!
01:10:00Are you in there?
01:10:03Oh, yeah.
01:10:04Oh.
01:10:05Oh.
01:10:06It's getting crazy in there.
01:10:09Oh, yeah.
01:10:11Alright, that's enough.
01:10:15Sophie!
01:10:16You open the damn door.
01:10:18Okay.
01:10:19Ready?
01:10:20It's working.
01:10:22Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:25He deserves it.
01:10:35What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:51The fuck were you doing him in with him?
01:10:53Well...
01:10:54First I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:11:00He's cock.
01:11:07Liar.
01:11:09You don't know that.
01:11:14You know you belong to me.
01:11:16True it.
01:11:30Don't know that.
01:11:32Don't know the fool could you.
01:11:37Yo!
01:11:38Why you tripping baby you new-
01:11:40Get out.
01:11:40했 he did
01:11:41I don't like you know what's up but you ain't psychic.
01:11:44Told you no ain't going down but you ain't like it.
01:11:47Told you no ain't going down but you ain't like it.
01:11:48Told you no ain't going down when you ensBe over I know what I know.
01:11:54He they don't want you.
01:11:56Me too.
01:11:57what don't tell me you're changing your mind no no i'm not changing my mind i'm just kicking
01:12:20myself i can't believe i deprived myself of you for so long you fucking idiot you are
01:12:50i promise you better take that someone better be dying what's it code blue they are
01:12:57i'm sorry sophie i have to go
01:13:02i've been burned too many times are we ever gonna do this
01:13:09sophie i promised you the last thing i wanted to see
01:13:15i promise we're gonna do this we are but not in some shitty frat house
01:13:23you deserve better than that better how
01:13:26you have a passport right
01:13:31sexy underwear track a jacket track a bikini where exactly is he taking you he didn't tell me
01:13:42crap he's here bitch you won't believe this oh my god
01:13:49no way this man's insane he's actually psycho
01:13:59on the other hand crazy makes for good sex
01:14:03don't you have like any advice for me
01:14:10he's hot do it a bunch of times on my behalf
01:14:12it's finally happening
01:14:15you're incredible you said airport foot
01:14:44i guess you just look delicious and everything
01:14:46this is so psychotic am i really worth all this
01:14:56it's the first times
01:14:59are we flying domestic or internationally today sir
01:15:05international
01:15:06look if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds i'm gonna lose my mind
01:15:21i'm sorry i just didn't want to run the surprise
01:15:23you ready
01:15:25a croissant
01:15:31you flew me nine hours for some pastries
01:15:35it's a hint go look at the view you'll know where we are
01:15:39are you crazy you took me to paris
01:15:49whoa whoa whoa whoa i set up an appointment at chanel and then a reservation at a five-star
01:16:03restaurant
01:16:10you want to add something to the itinerary i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:16i think you should take your clothes off
01:16:21yeah that's i think that's a good idea
01:16:28it's finally happening
01:16:46i don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic
01:17:06you know it was weird when you were my customer
01:17:09and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend
01:17:10is it weird that even in something so basic like this you still turn me on
01:17:16get away from my patient dr miller
01:17:23she's all yours
01:17:25miss tisdale i see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription
01:17:32yes
01:17:33we performed a routine analysis of your urine sample
01:17:36um i regret to inform you sophie we're unable to fulfill your request
01:17:41laurine don't tell me
01:17:45i'm sorry
01:17:46sophie you're pregnant
01:17:50i'll give you two a moment
01:17:54i'm so sorry i i don't know how this happened i was trying to be safe
01:18:06wow
01:18:07what do you think the odds are
01:18:101.6 in 100
01:18:12you probably hate me
01:18:14as long as you're not planning on ghosting me i'm actually pretty excited
01:18:19graduations in a month and i mean we'll be able to do it together
01:18:25sophie i'm all in
01:18:34you
01:18:36you
01:18:37you
01:18:39you
01:18:41you
01:18:43you
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