00:00Granny, it's me, Red.
00:30Is your thing, Connie?
00:32If you think you know the story...
00:34What big hands you have, and what big ears you have.
00:37Old people just have big ears, dear.
00:39If you think you know the legend...
00:42And, Granny, what big eyes you have.
00:44Are we just gonna sit around here and talk about how big I'm getting?
00:48Think again.
00:50Granny!
00:51Oh, shoot!
00:51Oh, whoa, whoa!
00:56What do we got?
00:57Ah, it's a domestic disturbance.
00:58Breaking and entering, wielding an axe without a license, intent to eat.
01:02Nicky Flippers, what are you doing here?
01:04We've got four suspects, and that means four stories.
01:08Someone will spill the beans.
01:09Beans?
01:11An innocent little girl who's not so innocent.
01:14They call me Red because of this red hood I wear.
01:17What about when you're not wearing it?
01:19I usually wear it.
01:20A big bad wolf, who's not so bad.
01:26You really took a beating from a little girl.
01:30Awkward!
01:32A sweet grandmother, who's not so sweet.
01:36And a lumberjack, who doesn't know Jack.
01:44Ooh!
01:45This guy's a loon.
01:47Watch it, Chief.
01:48My mama's half loon.
01:50Now...
01:50A shocking crime will become the world's biggest mystery.
01:57Who do you work for?
01:58We were hired by the bandit.
02:01Now we go after the little red hooded girl.
02:04You're unbelievable.
02:06I want to know about the little girl in the red hood.
02:08Don't know a thing, never heard of.
02:10Sweet gal, not like that Bo Peep.
02:12Anne Hathaway.
02:14A wolf stopping kids in the middle of the forest?
02:16That's pretty creepy.
02:17We don't arrest people for being creepy.
02:20Yeah, Bruce, you know that guy we got in the tank?
02:22Uh, the creepy one?
02:23Yeah, better let him go.
02:25Glenn Close.
02:27Afternoon.
02:28Anthony Anderson.
02:31And Jim Belushi.
02:35Run!
02:39Now she's up the creek and she's singed everywhere she goes.
02:42She's like la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
02:43You ever thought about decaffeinated coffee?
02:45I don't drink coffee.
02:47You're unbelievable.
02:48Ball.
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