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00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity in this programme, as it may not count and you may still be charged.
00:11We're back in the Scottish castle for another unmissable series of backstabbing and treachery. Sorry, wrong show, my bad.
00:19But for all you Love Island faithfuls, we have an hour of exclusive all-star antics which, until now, have been cloaked in secrecy.
00:27Antics like this, and this, dramatic standoffs, tall tales, brutal banishments, and unexplained goings-on.
00:49I'm going to let my sofa come out. That's a mint, isn't it? Yeah, that's a mint.
00:54If you are, and have always been a fateful Love Island fan.
00:58Oh, I forgot what it's called. Beach up bamboozle or some s***.
01:01Get ready for this Love Island All-Star's Unseen Bits.
01:07I don't get it. I don't actually get it either.
01:11Look at that, the stunning African savannah.
01:32I haven't had a chance to see it with my own eyes yet, as I've been stuck in this voiceover booth for the last ten days with no time off.
01:42It could be AI generated for all I know.
01:46Actually, that's giving me an idea.
01:49Let's make a quick call.
01:50Hello, is that the big bosses of TV?
01:55It's Ian, with two I's.
01:59Ian Sterling, from Love Island.
02:02You know, the Tonight on Love Island guy.
02:06Yeah, me, yeah.
02:07Can I have a day off?
02:09Yeah, it's only Unseen Bits.
02:11OK, great, thanks, bye!
02:13Great news, the big TV bosses have agreed that Tonight in a worldwide exclusive Unseen Bits can become the first AI generated television show.
02:24So let me get the app up.
02:29I need to enter a few prompts.
02:34OK, make me a Love Island Villa.
02:36No, a sun-soaked Love Island Villa complete with pool.
02:45No, wrong!
02:46A swimming pool!
02:49No, not one in Spain.
02:51The one in the Southern Hemisphere.
02:54Turn it the right way up.
02:57And make it cooler.
03:00No way cooler than that.
03:01I'm talking the revamped All-Stars Series 3 Villa levels of cool.
03:06That's it.
03:07This is good, it's working.
03:09Now all we need to do is add some Islanders.
03:10Getting up to some wild antics.
03:18And one presenter.
03:21No, that's Claudia Winkleby's Strong Show.
03:26Nah, this AI stuff is rubbish for Unseen Bits.
03:29It's just AI slop.
03:31Not one of those elephants farted.
03:32And that giraffe didn't even fall over.
03:34Safe.
03:35For now.
03:36Let's just reboot the whole system.
03:41And go back to the very beginning when Maya arrived ready to launch the big game.
03:49Hey, Maya!
03:50I need some help.
03:51Can you just slop out these fake animals?
03:54Just call me a freak amazer.
03:57I don't even got no hatin'.
04:00Time to start the show.
04:03Thanks, Maya.
04:04Now let's bring in some real all-star Islanders.
04:08Who needs that artificial intelligence when you can have this real stupidity?
04:13Go over the door.
04:14Are you struggling?
04:15Yeah, I'm struggling.
04:17Inside.
04:18Oh, there we are.
04:19Inside handle.
04:20Normal Unseen Bits service has resumed.
04:23When it feels this good.
04:25When it feels this good.
04:26We're back with a spring in our step.
04:29So make some noise.
04:31All week we've been bending over backwards.
04:35I don't know why you would do that.
04:37To find you the coolest unseen clips.
04:45And trips.
04:55Sad love as we take you on a ride.
05:02To heaven and back.
05:03The Love Island Gods are delivering today.
05:05And like Amazon, they've taken a photo as proof of delivery.
05:10That's a sick one.
05:12Who's got the brightest teeth?
05:14So pour yourself a large drink.
05:17Oh!
05:19Mate, you're having a mirror with them drinks.
05:22As we work our fingers to the bone to bring you the finest unseen bits.
05:26Do you know what that is?
05:27What?
05:28From going to the gym.
05:29It's coulisses.
05:30What?
05:31That's the first time I've ever seen that in my life.
05:33Really?
05:34I've been told I've got piano fingers.
05:35Or penis fingers.
05:36Not penis fingers.
05:38I told you that.
05:40Someone that plays a piano is a penis.
05:43Pianonist.
05:44No, it's not.
05:45It's a pianist.
05:46Pianist?
05:47Pianist.
05:48Yeah.
05:49So I've got a penis fingers.
05:50When they're like long and slender.
05:51Here are some of the unseen bits of our all stars getting to know each other. They can talk about anything they like. But Millie heard the title all stars and took it literally.
06:04Oh wait a sec, so what's your star sign?
06:05I don't know anything about these star signs or anything like that.
06:06Yeah, well I don't. I've got it tattooed on me. My star sign. I'm a Sagittarius. Don't say Sagittarius but it's the other side.
06:10What side is it?
06:11What?
06:12What?
06:13What side is it?
06:14What?
06:15It's not like you don't know what side is it.
06:16He's like, does it say Sagittarius?
06:17What makes it a skill of Scorpio?
06:18No, no.
06:19He says Sagittarius.
06:20I don't know anything about anything they like.
06:21But Millie heard the title all stars and took it literally.
06:22Oh wait a sec, so what's your star sign?
06:23So what's your star sign?
06:24I don't know anything about these star signs or anything like that.
06:25Yeah, well I don't.
06:26I've got it tattooed on me.
06:27My star sign.
06:28I'm a Sagittarius.
06:29Does it say Sagittarius or is it the other side?
06:30What side is it?
06:31What?
06:32It's not like you don't know what side is it.
06:33He's like, does it say Sagittarius?
06:35What makes it a skill of Scorpio?
06:40No, no.
06:41It says Sagittarius.
06:42I knew it said Sagittarius, but I've got the seven and then a chilli
06:45and then this side I've got lightning bolt and then Sagittarius
06:48but I can't remember which side they are sometimes.
06:50Which side is which?
06:51All right, talk me through it.
06:52Why the number seven?
06:53So that's my lucky number, but it's actually really weird,
06:57like how seven in general, like I was born at like 7pm,
07:02seven pounds.
07:03I graduated on the 7th of November.
07:05I went on series seven of Love Island and won it.
07:09And I started my dream job on the 7th of June and left three
07:13years later on the 7th of June to go on to Love Island.
07:16Like it's almost like seven is like a really important number
07:21for like things that have gone on in my life.
07:23Something about it.
07:24Yeah?
07:25Okay, I hear it.
07:26So anyway.
07:27That's a lucky number.
07:28Really lucky number.
07:30What is it?
07:31It's my third nipple.
07:32You've got three nipples?
07:33Yeah, have a look.
07:34No, I'm scared.
07:35Is it going to bite me?
07:36No, no, no.
07:37There you go.
07:38Yeah, but that's so funny that you've got three nips.
07:41Yeah.
07:42What an opening liner.
07:43Yeah, literally.
07:44Like, why don't you lead with that instead of the watermelon slices?
07:48Why don't you leave me with girls?
07:50I've got three nips, mate.
07:52Do you want it or not?
07:53Do you know what I mean?
07:54Do you know what I mean?
07:55I feel like that's the line for you.
07:56Yeah?
07:57How would you get that?
07:58Apparently it's like to do with like being one of a kind.
08:01Like...
08:02I'm starting to see like more sides to you.
08:06I think I just want to get to know you like on a deeper level.
08:09I kind of want to know what makes you tick.
08:11What makes me tick?
08:12Yeah.
08:13What, like, that angry?
08:14What?
08:15No.
08:16When someone says what makes you tick, it doesn't mean what makes you, like, what gets you annoyed.
08:20But like, what makes you happy, what makes you sad.
08:23I thought tick was like, what pisses you off.
08:26No.
08:27No, when something...
08:28Have you heard the saying like ticking over?
08:29Yeah.
08:30Yeah, it means that something's just working.
08:31Oh.
08:32Do you know what I mean?
08:33What makes me cry?
08:34I cry at really like, like, you know, an X Factor.
08:38Oh, God.
08:39Not like the golden buzzer or something like that.
08:40Stuff like that makes me cry.
08:41Really?
08:42Yeah.
08:43I'm like, I feel deeply about things.
08:45See, I didn't even know that about you.
08:47If I see like an old man in the restaurant, I'll cry.
08:50Or if he's on his own.
08:52I'm interested about the spiritual.
08:54What's like...
08:55Oh, I speak to dead people.
08:56Do you really?
08:57It happened like, when I was little, I'd be like, driving in the car and I'd be like,
09:03Mum, I don't like it here.
09:04Like, bad things happen here.
09:05Obviously, I don't remember this.
09:06My mum told me.
09:07Yeah.
09:08I'd be like, I don't know what you're feeling before you feel it.
09:09Really?
09:10Like, I'll know.
09:11Like, if we're, if we was together and you had a pain somewhere, I'd feel it in my body.
09:23It's weird.
09:24Okay, wow.
09:25So like, you'd come home and I'd be like, you've hurt your foot today.
09:27Really?
09:28Yeah.
09:29You're like a superhero.
09:30Well, not quite.
09:31You've got super powers.
09:32Not quite.
09:33Not quite.
09:34I love all that stuff.
09:35I do think I was put here to be a healer.
09:36Wow, you need to heal me.
09:37Do I?
09:38Yeah.
09:39If you're not ready to look in the mirror, babes, you won't like me.
09:41Because I'll hold it up to you and make you see it.
09:43Really?
09:44I'm ready.
09:45I'm an intense character.
09:46Are you?
09:47I'm ready.
09:48You look a bit nervous.
09:49I'm nervous.
09:50I'm shooting myself.
09:51Making people shit themselves is one amazing superpower, Belle.
09:54Careful, Sean.
09:55This woman is not to be messed with.
10:02Being all stars, our islanders are worshipped as gods on the outside world.
10:06Worshipped wherever they go as iconic legends of the dating game.
10:09So it might surprise you that they too have their own heroes.
10:13Who's your idol?
10:15Hmm.
10:16Andy Garcia.
10:18Oh, my God.
10:19But he's from Landman.
10:20Yeah, yeah.
10:21Have you watched Landman?
10:22Er, no.
10:25Who is Landman?
10:26No, he's Mendel.
10:27I don't know.
10:28But why did you say yeah then?
10:30What's your idol?
10:31Because he's a famous man.
10:32He's probably in loads of stuff.
10:33So you didn't even know when he said yeah?
10:35No.
10:36Someone's defo commented on your TikTok and just said you look like Andy Garcia.
10:39You've Googled him and you're running with him.
10:41I thought, yeah, I'm using that.
10:43Have you ever seen anything he's in?
10:44Yeah.
10:45What?
10:46Godfather.
10:47Nice.
10:48Well, do you look like him?
10:50I think so, yeah.
10:52Well, not now.
10:53A young Andy.
10:54A young Andy.
10:55Yeah, like young Andy and Godfather.
10:57What is it about handsome, well-quaffed young Tommy that makes him look like a Hollywood hero?
11:02The hair's one of the most important things.
11:04You've got good hair.
11:05Exactly.
11:06How many products are we talking?
11:07I thought I used four today.
11:08Four?
11:09Yeah.
11:10I used two different types of wax, a hairspray and like an oil because I wanted it wet look.
11:13You've got that shine as well.
11:14What does it look like I've just come out of a swimming pool?
11:16Yeah, yeah.
11:17Working it.
11:18New Tommy Tay for hair.
11:22So, so smooth.
11:23So, so soft.
11:24So mild you can touch your hair as often as you like.
11:29Tommy Tay.
11:30Like you've just stepped into the salon and refused to leave.
11:34Tommy Tay.
11:35Every strand contains 50% Sicilian extract, leaving it silky and shiny with hints of carbonara.
11:43My hair.
11:44Yep.
11:45My smile.
11:46Yep.
11:47And I'm a geyser.
11:49Tommy Tay.
11:50Because he's a geyser.
11:52Here's an unseen clip of Helena discovering that there are stranger things out there than
12:01being back in the Love Island villa.
12:03What is that in the hills?
12:05Do you see that?
12:06What is that?
12:07Is it an alien?
12:08Do you believe in aliens?
12:09No, do you?
12:10How can you not believe in aliens?
12:11What, you actually think there's aliens?
12:12Well, do you really think that we're the only thing out there?
12:27Has anyone seen an alien?
12:30Well, I don't really know.
12:32People say that they have.
12:33I've personally not met one myself.
12:35Have you been even ghosts?
12:38Yeah.
12:39A few of...
12:41There's a few people I know that have, like, claimed that they've been shagged by a ghost.
12:46I speak to the dead on a regular basis and never once have they tried to bend me over,
12:51I'm going to be honest.
12:52Like, they don't really come through on that vibe.
12:55Pleased to hear no ghoulies have been probing around your area 51, Belle.
13:00As every super fan knows, the terrace is a place where secrets and snogs are shared,
13:09and here is an unseen bit exclusive of Connor confiding in Millie and Sean.
13:13I had a conversation with her down there today, and I was like, well, it's difficult.
13:17She's saying she doesn't want to kiss two people at once.
13:20Mm.
13:21And that's fine.
13:22Mm.
13:23But, like, we're...
13:24What is it?
13:25What is it?
13:26What is it?
13:27What is it?
13:28Oh, my God!
13:29It's Ulster Islanders get scared by something!
13:32Whoa!
13:33I'm all worried about my drink.
13:34It was big.
13:35Don't want to go out of my drink.
13:36Yeah.
13:37Not your drink.
13:38Not my drink.
13:39What is it?
13:40What is it?
13:41What is it?
13:42What is it?
13:43Ah, it's a fucking spider.
13:44What?
13:45No.
13:46No.
13:47You're a pussy.
13:48Oh, my God, Shaq.
13:49What was that?
13:50Nah.
13:51Eww, big man like you.
13:52I actually have arachnophobia.
13:53What's that?
13:54Fear of spiders.
13:55It wasn't...
13:56It was an ant.
13:57You said a spider, though.
13:58Yeah, but it had bare legs.
14:00Oh, whose heart's this?
14:01Shocking!
14:02Here!
14:03Hof много maskedans.
14:04It's here!
14:05It's there!
14:07It's there.
14:07It's there.
14:08It's there.
14:09It's there.
14:10It's there.
14:11It's there.
14:12It's there.
14:13It's there, it's there, it's there.
14:14It's my Tommy's bed.
14:15All right, I'm covering the middle
14:17section.
14:18You got that.
14:19I can't see this fly.
14:21So, unless I'm flying ...
14:23It's here, it's here, it's there!
14:25What?!
14:27Oh, no, it's here.
14:27Here!
14:28This!
14:29Shaka, are you making it up?
14:31Oh, it's you! It's you!
14:33It's here, it's flying around here.
14:35Oh, it's here, it's here, it's here!
14:37Oh, here, here!
14:39There, there, there, there!
14:41Why did Vinny go like this?
14:44She went away!
14:46Everyone, everyone locked.
14:48Everyone get a bit like...
14:50Oh, it's here, it's there!
14:52Wait, it's there, it's there!
14:54It's here, it's not me!
14:56Oh, Jessie!
14:58Colin, why are you here to stop all the company?
15:00Sammy, get a pillow and get up!
15:02Wait, it's actually there!
15:04Give me a shoe, I need a shoe!
15:06It's there, it's there, move, move!
15:08I didn't get it.
15:13The terrace is well known as an area
15:15where things can get hot and steamy,
15:17but as this next unseen clip shows,
15:19that's not always the case.
15:21Shall I get one of the blankets of the bird to double up?
15:25Yes!
15:27It's gonna have to have a run.
15:29Come back after the break to find out!
15:32Ooh!
15:34I've been there!
15:36Oh!
15:49Welcome back to Love Island All-Stars Unseen Bits!
15:52Wake up every morning!
15:54It's time to strap in!
15:56Now suck it!
15:58In!
15:59No, don't do that!
16:00Ah!
16:01Keep moving, keep moving, keep moving!
16:03We have an unseen clip that'll make your eyes water!
16:05What has happened to my eye?
16:07Look!
16:08Oh, yeah!
16:09Charlie's fucking farted on my eye!
16:11Not me!
16:12We're cooking on gas!
16:14We're cooking on gas!
16:15We're cooking on gasolina!
16:17Nope!
16:18Definitely just gas!
16:19A little squeaky arse on you today, is it?
16:24I thought that was gonna be a quiet one!
16:27Oh!
16:28Oh!
16:29Oh!
16:30Oh!
16:31Oh!
16:32Oh!
16:33Oh!
16:34Don't dance like that!
16:35We are here for all the move!
16:36I need to learn how to dance!
16:37It's like...
16:39Keep it easy!
16:40Keep the arms loose, shoulders...
16:41Yeah?
16:42OK!
16:43See?
16:44You got it!
16:45The party's in the kitchen and nothing is off the menu!
16:48Winner-winner chicken dinner!
16:49Winner-winner dick for dinner!
16:51Did you say?
16:52Winner-winner dick for dinner!
16:53So sit back and devour all these tasty unseen delights!
16:58Can I ask you a question, right?
16:59A serious question for everyone?
17:01What?
17:02You know the chicken that you get in the packet that looks like ham?
17:06What do you call it?
17:07Chicken!
17:08Slice chicken!
17:09Do you not call it chicken ham?
17:10No!
17:11Slice chicken poo!
17:12I call it chicken ham!
17:13Called it that forever!
17:14Belle, everyone knows that chicken ham is a town in Wiltshire!
17:18Keep moving on!
17:23Before the break, we saw Jess, Belle and Helena on the terrace!
17:26Well, here's...
17:27What happened next?
17:29Oh, she's on the floor!
17:30Did you just...
17:32I just fell for the door!
17:47I don't...
17:48That's not good!
17:50I disagree, Helena.
17:51That was so good!
17:57The great thing about the band All-Stars is that they are All-Stars.
18:00So we don't have to learn any of their names because we already know them.
18:03Don't we, Charlie?
18:04So it's like, if they want to chat to you...
18:06Because I think, to be fair, Liam...
18:08Sorry.
18:09Not Liam.
18:10Whoa!
18:11Whoa!
18:12Whoa!
18:13Whoa!
18:14Kieran!
18:15Kieran!
18:16The other Welsh dragon.
18:17I've had so many conversations there, and even, like, the boys that are a bit younger,
18:20they seem older.
18:21You're not wrong.
18:22Like, Liam...
18:23Even Tommy as well, he's younger than Liam.
18:25Yeah, I just voice him.
18:26Fucking...
18:27What?
18:28You just call...
18:29Yeah, I keep doing it.
18:30You must stop mixing up your names.
18:32I'm so bad.
18:33This is a really, really bad trait.
18:34But I keep doing it.
18:35I've done that already today.
18:36Anyway, yeah, Kieran...
18:38No, I can see...
18:39I can see that's why with you and Liam, but...
18:41What?
18:42I've done that again.
18:43I just did this earlier.
18:44What?
18:45Just said the wrong name, didn't I?
18:47What did you just say?
18:48You and Liam?
18:49Yeah.
18:50That is my ex's name.
18:51No, I know.
18:52But I meant Kieran.
18:54I keep...
18:55I did it earlier with the girls.
18:56I don't even know the bloke.
18:58You keep calling Kieran later.
19:00Yes.
19:01When it comes to names, our Charlie really is a proper Charlie.
19:12This series, the all-stars are already reaching new heights as its next Unseen Clip shows.
19:17How tall are you?
19:186'5".
19:196'5"?
19:20Are you 6'5", yeah.
19:21How tall are you?
19:225'7".
19:23It's Love Island Tall Stars Unseen Bits!
19:27You don't look that short to be fair.
19:29How tall are you?
19:305'4", 5'5".
19:31How tall are you?
19:325'4", 5'5".
19:33Are you?
19:34How are you taller than that?
19:35What are you?
19:365'7".
19:375'7".
19:38I wish I was at 5'2".
19:39I wish I was 6'6".
19:40I think it just sounds cooler.
19:416'5", you'd be like 6'4", sounds cooler.
19:42And then you've got 6'6".
19:44I think 6'5", is just a bit...
19:45I'll tell you 6'5".
19:46Yeah, fair.
19:47Yes, Tommy, I'd say I was like 6'7".
19:516'7".
19:52Like Whitney, I feel that laughter in a relationship is the most important thing, and God knows
20:03I've been giggled at by girlfriends in the past.
20:06I think laughing in a relationship is very important.
20:09Mm-hmm.
20:10Agreed.
20:11Because the hard times will come.
20:12They will.
20:13So...
20:14You should be able to laugh through it.
20:15I can imagine, though, you'd be fucking fiery.
20:17Like, are you...
20:18Fiery in terms of what?
20:19So, for example, just say, like, we have an argument.
20:22Yeah.
20:23Are you, like, a...
20:24Are you a calm person in an argument?
20:25What kind of argument is this?
20:26Right, well, we need to make up a scenario.
20:28Go on, hit me.
20:29I love a scenario game.
20:31Scenario.
20:32Right, let's make it, like, petty.
20:33Okay.
20:34Whoa!
20:35What's this?
20:36A petty argument?
20:37Are you two about to have a...
20:40All-star's kitchen sink drama?
20:43Starring Whitney and Connor.
20:49But they're not in the kitchen and there's no sink.
20:53Oh, is your acting back?
20:55Yeah, I'm bringing the acting to it again.
20:57Babe, it's definitely your turn to do the dishes tonight.
21:02But, wait, whose turn is it actually to do dishes?
21:05Well, I think it's yours and you think it's mine.
21:08But we need to come to a conclusion.
21:09Okay.
21:10Okay.
21:11All right, we're acting.
21:12Ready?
21:13Yeah.
21:14What's it called again?
21:15The slate?
21:16Yeah.
21:17Action.
21:18Babe, 100%, it's your turn to do the dishes tonight.
21:20No, it's not.
21:21No, it's not.
21:22It's yours.
21:23So, I did them last night.
21:24So, because I did them last night, it has to be your turn tonight.
21:27All right, fine, I'll do it.
21:30Oh, so you're not even arguing with me?
21:32No, but I'm airing you all night, like, forget me.
21:35But you're gonna do the dishes?
21:36I'll do it, but I'm not talking to you.
21:38Ah, see?
21:39Now, that's hard, because...
21:41Yeah, I won't speak to you.
21:42Because I feel stuff, right?
21:44Yeah, I know.
21:45So, we sat there watching TV...
21:47I'll be like...
21:48I'll be like, oh, come on, let's have a cuddle.
21:50I'll be like, don't touch me.
21:51Like...
21:52What's up?
21:53What's wrong, babe?
21:54Nothing.
21:55Well, there obviously is, your energy's off.
21:58All right.
21:59I'm tired.
22:00I'm going to bed.
22:02I did them last night.
22:04But I'm just like, why are you arguing about dishes?
22:06Like...
22:07It's not that deep.
22:08Just do the dishes.
22:09It's not that deep.
22:10Right, I think what we need to do then, for the future...
22:12If you say, write a vote up.
22:13We need a timetable.
22:14No.
22:15We don't fucking need...
22:16It's just like, if you see plates and they say, do the dishes.
22:19Okay.
22:20So I think that's actually...
22:21Right, we're done with the acting now.
22:22Yeah.
22:23But we still don't know who was right and who was wrong, though.
22:25It's not about who's right or who's wrong.
22:26We should be on the same team.
22:28Who?
22:29Charge it.
22:31Our challenge team do a brilliant job of inventing games for our all-stars to play.
22:41And because they'd like to keep their jobs, they've asked me to state that this game has nothing to do with them.
22:46Do yous ever play the word game on your series?
22:49Yeah.
22:50The word game?
22:51No.
22:52Alright, so I'll say, like, I, you go went.
22:54Kieran, like, you've got no time to think of it.
22:56Go and make a sentence.
22:57I went to.
22:58Like, literally, you've got to just go around like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:00Right, I.
23:01Went.
23:02To.
23:03The.
23:04The.
23:05Shops.
23:06Yesterday.
23:07And.
23:08Ate.
23:09Two.
23:10Pairs.
23:11Of.
23:12Apples.
23:13Where.
23:14I.
23:15Shit.
23:17In.
23:18The.
23:19Toilet.
23:20Bowl.
23:21What?
23:23You've got to keep it like one sentence, you know what I mean?
23:26And.
23:27Together.
23:28We.
23:29Should.
23:30Get.
23:31Some.
23:32Birds.
23:33In.
23:34The.
23:35Gaff.
23:36Tonight.
23:37Full stop!
23:41Explanation point!
23:43Go on Shaq, start us off.
23:45Alright.
23:46Um.
23:47Tonight.
23:48I.
23:49Will.
23:50Steal.
23:51To.
23:52Women.
23:53At.
23:54My.
23:55Pleasure.
23:56Whenever.
23:57I.
23:58Will.
23:59To.
24:00Women.
24:01At.
24:02To.
24:03I.
24:04Want.
24:05To.
24:06To.
24:07Lick.
24:08Where do I go?
24:09He said you are!
24:10Where do I go?
24:11I opened you up to so many possibilities!
24:13Yeah, I know!
24:14Yeah, but we're all thinking the same thing!
24:15No, I can't say that!
24:16You could have said cushions!
24:17You could have said ice!
24:18Or you could say that words aren't my thing.
24:19That's why I'm on Love Island, not Countdown.
24:20Not Countdown.
24:21All.
24:22All.
24:23All.
24:24All.
24:25All.
24:26All.
24:27All.
24:28All.
24:29All.
24:30All.
24:31All.
24:33All.
24:34All.
24:35Soil Islanders are well-known for living their lives online,
24:38so when a social media ban is forced upon in the Villar,
24:40they invent their own.
24:42Snack chat!
24:43all right question if you went into a corner shop what chocolate are you
24:48picking either a Snickers or the dairy milk marvelous creations I was just
24:54about to say that is my favorite I'm a kicker I don't really like chocolate
25:03but probably twix I get it not to go to it doesn't I'm between Terry's chocolate
25:12orange all the crunchy rocks have you ever had them
25:15oh they're right sure what chocolate bar would you be picking probably like a double
25:20deck or like a toffee Chris change my mind I'm with Whitney toffee Chris
25:24you know the dairy milk dime one oh I'm not gonna lie a boost oh that's a bagging
25:37one a boost I love a boost I used a little Yorkie when I was a kid as well solid just
25:43solid chocolate munchies I love galaxy counters oh or minstrels thank my mum loves minstrels I love
25:59minstrels do you suck or do you chew them straight away I stick them in the microwave for 30 seconds
26:09what the phone and then why and then just eat it straight away yeah no mini eggs don't like Oreos
26:20no but yeah that's it Jess has cancelled Oreos this next on the scene bit from Jess is giving
26:32tick-tock trend it's given problem-solving it's giving me a complete bloody headache if I'm being
26:38totally honest with you right I have a joke is it or is it a riddle I think it's a riddle there's 30
26:45cows in a field yeah and 20 chickens in a field or not yeah in a field so 30 cows and 20 chickens
26:5220 I were killed 28 what oh 28 whatever one yeah wow 20 I at the chickens 20 I am the chicken yeah
27:0520 I am the chickens okay the chickens yeah how many left my brain hurts what's the answer the solution is
27:13on its way oh I hope it is welcome back to round three of love island all-stars unseen bits and the gloves
27:32are off fuck our islanders are bobbing waving and burping like no one's watching on me we promise
27:42you a boat pack with heavyweight highlights of some knockout action I'm gonna let my tofu come out is it
27:49expect fancy foot walk it comes yeah yeah but be warned there's gonna be a lot of trash talk and
28:07when I say trash I do mean absolute rubbish oh it's for the company today I've got even pulled left right
28:15rhubarb what's that one left right and rhubarb left right and rhubarb I think it's class but what's
28:21it supposed to be left right left right and center but it's like a little rhyme in it left right and
28:26rhubarb I don't get it rhubarb and custard I don't actually get it either I can't make sense of it myself
28:35earlier we saw Jess challenging our all-stars to solve a famous riddle from tick tock well I say
28:50famous but I'm not sure Jess knows this riddle as well as she first thought there's 30 cows in a field
28:55yeah and 20 chickens when he I were killed how many left so what's the answer still 30 cows there's
29:0730 cows and 12 chickens yes there is I don't think I'm explaining them I think it's still 30 cows there's
29:14no chickens there you cocked up the question Jess it's supposed to be there are 30 cows and 28 chickens
29:20in a field how many didn't but we don't really know what how many chickens are there we don't even
29:25know what anything about this field so what is the answer she doesn't even know I don't know I
29:32can't remember it the answer is of the 30 cows 28 the chickens which means 10 cows didn't eat
29:41chickens hang on cows don't eat chickens oh this whole thing is stupid I'm moving the clock on
29:48here's an unseen bit of Tommy talking to Sammy about his education oh yes this boy is more than
29:55just a pretty face I went to uni for three months three months it was honestly probably one of the
30:01worst decisions I've ever made in my life yeah so basically I went to one lecture and one seminar
30:06right and both of them a lot icebreakers so imagine like we're sitting here in class now yeah it'll be
30:12like I'll get to know each other's names and then everyone will say their name and like an animal that
30:17starts with their letter so basically yeah it's a base I actually remember no I'm not even going to say it
30:22tell me please no no like everyone was going around like oh no no it's so bad you say tiger or something
30:28mmm yeah I wish I said a tiger what did you say I said a telly tubby what that's a yeah no it sounds
30:35sure what the fuck is this geezer talking about but anyway I'm so confused I thought you had to say an
30:40animal it is an animal in it a telly tubby yeah it's like a cartoon character in it yeah an animal
30:45cartoon in it maybe not anyway not important the point was I went to one lecture and one seminar
30:55nine and a half grand oh Tommy telly tubby say no since humanity reached out to the stars only a
31:09privileged few have been lucky enough to look down on planet earth from space who would have thought
31:15that one day the experiences these pioneers shared would be chat up fodder for a corporate fitness
31:22coach on love island yeah fucking unreal it looks like the planet what planet your eyes look like
31:29the planet you know like from space what yeah what can we call that what can be your nickname I can't
31:37call you planet earth it's kind of cute I'll be planet earth oh I don't really roll off the tongue
31:47does it no no oh it could have been worse Charlie you could have called Millie Uranus you join us in the
31:59kitchen for the Mexican standoff it's a 2026 all-star rap slap battle oh wait you gotta slap each other
32:09no dodging just take take the fucking slap
32:29wait let's go again let's go again
32:32Karen's almost gone
32:36you've only got a little peck right now
32:41are we going to go you've already played we've got one left
32:54Connor give Jess the big one yeah
32:56oh I've never got it though wait Jess the rare as go
33:05she didn't even let her rest I've lost mine
33:15that was the 2026 all-star rap slap battle now can you pick up those tortillas for me Keenan
33:43you've had your fun and that's my lunch now we've got some love to share with you here's your chance
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35:11welcome to the final part of love island all-stars unseen best give it beans it's time it'll be like
35:17sorry we're not going to slow down we've got too much to squeeze in
35:36that is so cold
35:38yeah
35:40that looks so nice
35:43so giddy up as we're not ones to bottle out of the big questions
35:47what's it called when you have like a romance on holiday
35:49a holiday romance
35:50that's it sorry i've forgotten my mind
35:52just the other way around
35:56but we'll make you go weak at the knees
35:58i'm telling you mate when you can see me running you best believe i'm going
36:02so keep your eyes glued to our all-stars
36:14don't even think of looking away
36:19don't look away
36:22blink and you'll miss the gold rush of awesome unseen clips we still have in store
36:26so get ready to hear more from our all-stars than you bargained for
36:31sorry i just burped in my mouth
36:33i kind of heard it but i didn't want to like embarrass you and say that
36:37i've heard it
36:40i just all my hands
36:44let's move on to another unseen clip
36:47oh no right i'm leaving honestly get my ticket i'm going back to cardiff
36:51i have no idea what this unseen clip is about but it all sounds like somebody's coughing up a furball
36:59couture
37:01hmm
37:02couture couture couture no
37:04couture couture couture couture that's wrong
37:07what are you saying couture i feel like we're saying you're saying
37:09chore where's the cht it's couture it's couture
37:13no i'm saying it wrong completely couture couture couture couture
37:17couture couture club couture club perfect couture i've just said that i've said it
37:22the same thing couture club couture club couture couture where's the ch in that word
37:27it's just how you say things though like couture no it's not always pronounced how it's spelled
37:33yeah exactly that's just that's just how it is you just said you say butter yeah that's my point
37:37i'm saying is you pronounce the t in this one yeah i said better how do you say water water
37:44oh same i don't know actually it depends like no if i say like if i'm asking you like make me a
37:48glass of water there's a day in it is there water yeah no see you say i'm not funny i just sound
37:55funny because i'm welish i got shit but you just all think i'm funny all right karen don't be
38:01telling everyone this secret my accent is my money maker i don't want every tom dick and harry
38:06neck in my work it can be an odd situation coming in as a bombshell thankfully connor is all about
38:17the odds odds on me getting this in my mouth have you ever played on something back in the repping
38:23days but i can't remember how it works says do you have to count it's of a number isn't it no you've
38:27got to say like for example odds on 10 you have to jump in the ball for example right so it's for
38:34example yeah odds on whoever has to jump into the pool out of 10. danika do you go
38:39then three two three two one say another yeah if it adds up to 10. if it adds up to the same number
38:47you've got to go and do the damn okay cool
38:51odds on you kiss a helena kissing helena yeah how am i going to go
38:56odds on you tell us that you kiss helena okay cool yeah okay three three three two one six huh
39:08right you ready get your acting on did you get pat to get a ball no i think one of us
39:15something like listen shak can i pull you through a chat minute me and connor done odds on and then
39:23i won i said tell shak but he kissed you i've watched the season sponsor connor's telling shak now
39:29so i just wanted to tell you when you went to the secret garden yeah i had a chat with helena
39:34yeah and we ended up like having a kiss you kiss helena yeah right okay so i thought it's only right
39:40for me to tell you right okay and it was like i don't even know how it happened it was just like
39:45yeah he's looking over he's looking over he's looking over the girls stop looking because it'll
39:50make it obvious i'm taking a piss oh it's on he should have dragged that out way longer
40:00no that was good that was good that was good that was good that was good as far as his acting goes it
40:07wasn't really giving hollywood more holly oaks there's been so much happening in the villa over
40:17the last 10 days but there's only been one thing on the lips of our islanders each other and here's the
40:28proof
40:40i use my turn
40:54Like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this, like this.
41:02I kiss for fun, it's fun to kiss, I use my tongue, like this.
41:10Oh, I think I just kissed.
41:12A little afternoon, afternoon smooch.
41:16It's the moment you've all been waiting for, the highlights of the week.
41:19Shout it out loud and proud because it is!
41:23What is it?
41:24Oh, I forgot what it's called.
41:26Beach Up Bamboozle or some shit, Bamboozle.
41:29Oh, come on, you can do better than that!
41:32Beach Up Bonanza, let's go!
41:34That's more like it, it's Beach Up Bonanza!
41:41And this time I asked our all-stars to tell me their celebrity crush is.
41:46My celebrity crush is Sabrina Carpenter.
41:48Love the music, love the vibe and she's obviously into the Irish as well, so you never know.
41:52Okay, Ronaldo for a start, Cristiano Ronaldo.
41:55Absolute smash, 10 out of 10, DM'd him as well a few times, definitely didn't get a reply.
42:01Joe Swash, the girls are always like, what do you mean?
42:05And I'm like, fear.
42:06For the girls that get it, get it, and for the ones that don't, don't worry about it, do you know what I mean?
42:11I'm gonna go with Oprah, so she's a bit older, she's a bit of an older woman, but she's got a lot of knowledge and a lot of wisdom.
42:17Michael Schofield from Prison Break.
42:20I like myself a bad boy!
42:22Lil Wayne, let's not even get into my obsession, let's not even open that kind of worm.
42:28Hey, probably Maya Jammer.
42:31Whenever she comes in, it's like, wow!
42:33I would couple up with her in a heartbeat.
42:36Okay, you know Scarlett Johansson from The Avengers?
42:40I feel like we could be on the street and I wouldn't even have to step in if there was an intro to send her off.
42:45And she can protect me!
42:47There's something about Louis Theron you could dabble with that, do you know what I mean?
42:53The fish from Shark Tale? I can't remember what her name is.
42:56What's the female fish in Shark Tale?
42:59Lola from Shark Tale.
43:01I don't know what it is, she had that sexy voice.
43:04And it's probably something to do with the fact that she is voiced by Angelina Jolie.
43:08Yes, I know she's a fish, but she's sexy.
43:11Eight-year-old me was like, that is a bit of me if I was a fish.
43:14You know Goku from Dragon Ball Z?
43:17He's fine as hell, like.
43:19Edna Crabapple from The Simpsons.
43:22But Vegeta's fine shit too.
43:24There's a scene where she's kissing Principal Skinner,
43:26and while they're kissing her, I was thinking, that jammy fucker, what would those be in his position?
43:31Mmm.
43:32I feel like I would pick Goku.
43:34Yeah, he's the stronger one.
43:36I'll go Velma and Daphne, Scooby Dooby Doo.
43:39If I have to choose one between Daphne and Velma,
43:42it would have to be Daphne.
43:44And I am sorry Velma, I think you're beautiful,
43:46but I think me and Daphne would just get along with that a little bit better.
43:49It's a cartoon world we're all about.
43:51Come back next time for more!
43:55Rage up and Nanta!
44:00That's Unseen Bets almost coming to an end.
44:05At least it was memorable, do you know what I mean?
44:07Yeah.
44:08There's nothing worse than being non-remembered.
44:11Is that a word?
44:12Non-remembered?
44:14Um...
44:15No.
44:16You just made it one.
44:17Irememberable.
44:18Is that a word?
44:20Irememberable.
44:21Yeah.
44:22That's such a good word though.
44:24I don't know.
44:25Unremarkable.
44:26Yeah, that's a good one.
44:28Un-noticed.
44:30What is the word I'm looking for?
44:32Un...
44:33I don't know.
44:34Forgotten.
44:35Unforgotten?
44:36No, forgotten.
44:37Just forgotten.
44:38Alright, fair, we'll go with that.
44:39Yes, that's Unseen Bets all over.
44:41Totally unremarkable, unnoticed and probably slightly unhinged.
44:45Bye!
44:46Bye!
45:16Bye!
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