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00:11We're back in the Scottish castle
00:12for another unmissable series of backstabbing and treachery.
00:16Sorry, wrong show, my bad.
00:19But for all you Love Island faithfuls,
00:21we have an hour of exclusive all-star antics
00:23which until now have been cloaked in secrecy.
00:26You don't want to miss this.
00:28Antics like this and this.
00:35Dramatic stand-offs.
00:40Tall tales.
00:41I've got three nips, mate. Do you want it or not?
00:43Brutal banishments.
00:45Don't dance like that.
00:47An unexplained goings-on.
00:49I'm going to let my tiffus come up.
00:51It's a mint, isn't it?
00:53Yeah, it's a mint.
00:54If you are and have always been a faithful Love Island fan...
00:58Oh, I forgot what it's called.
00:59Beach up bamboozle or some s***.
01:01Get ready for this Love Island All-Star's Unseen Bits.
01:07I don't get it.
01:09I don't actually get it either.
01:10Look at that, the stunning African savannah.
01:32I haven't had a chance to see it with my own eyes yet, as I've been stuck in this voiceover booth for the last ten days with no time off.
01:41It could be AI-generated for all I know.
01:46Actually, that's giving me an idea.
01:49Let's make a quick call.
01:52Hello, is that the big bosses of TV?
01:55It's Ian.
01:56With two eyes.
01:59Ian Sterling from Love Island.
02:01You know, the Tonight on Love Island guy.
02:06Yeah, me, yeah.
02:07Can I have a day off?
02:09Yeah, it's only Unseen Bits.
02:11Okay, great, thanks.
02:13Bye!
02:14Great news.
02:15The big TV bosses have agreed that Tonight and a worldwide exclusive Unseen Bits can become the first AI-generated television show.
02:23So, let me get the app up.
02:28I need to enter a few prompts.
02:34Okay, make me a Love Island villa.
02:39No, a sun-soaked Love Island villa complete with pool.
02:44No, wrong!
02:46A swimming pool!
02:49No, not one in Spain.
02:51The one in the Southern Hemisphere.
02:54Turn it the right way up!
02:56And make it cooler.
02:59No, way cooler than that.
03:01I'm talking the revamped All-Stars Series 3 villa levels of cool.
03:06That's it.
03:07This is good.
03:07It's working.
03:09Now all we need to do is add some Islanders.
03:10Getting up to some wild antics.
03:17And one presenter.
03:19No, that's Claudia Winklebee's strong show.
03:26Nah, this AI stuff is rubbish for Unseen Bits.
03:29It's just AI slop.
03:30Not one of those elephants farted.
03:32And that giraffe didn't even fall over.
03:34Safe.
03:35For now.
03:35Let's just reboot the whole system.
03:41And go back to the very beginning when Maya arrived ready to launch the big game.
03:45Here comes the star of the show.
03:48Hey, Maya.
03:50I need some help.
03:51Can you just slop out these fake animals?
03:53Just call me a freak amazer.
03:56I don't even got no hatin'.
03:59Come and start the show.
04:02Thanks, Maya.
04:04Now let's bring in some real All-Star Islanders.
04:08Who needs that artificial intelligence when you can have this real stupidity?
04:13Do you want me to do it?
04:13You're struggling.
04:14Yeah, I'm struggling.
04:15Oh, no.
04:16Inside.
04:18Oh, there we are.
04:18Inside handle.
04:19Oh, why can't I do ins?
04:20Normal Unseen Bits service has resumed.
04:22When it feels this good, when it feels this good.
04:26We're back with a sprig on our step.
04:29So make some noise.
04:30Ah!
04:31All week we've been bending over backwards.
04:34I don't know why you would do that.
04:38To find you the coolest unseen clips.
04:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:45And trips.
04:47Ah!
04:49Oh.
04:49Ah!
04:49You broke my leg!
04:55Sad love, as we take you on a ride.
04:57Yeah!
04:58Whee!
05:00Yeah, yeah, yeah!
05:02To heaven and back.
05:03The Love Island gods are delivering today.
05:06And like Amazon, they've taken a photo as proof of delivery.
05:10That's a sick one.
05:12Who's got the brightest teeth?
05:13So pour yourself a large drink.
05:17Oh!
05:19Mate, you're having a mare with them drinks.
05:22As we work our fingers to the bone to bring you the finest unseen bits.
05:26Do you know what that is?
05:27What?
05:27From going to the gym.
05:28It's calluses.
05:29What?
05:30That's the first time I've ever seen that in my life.
05:32Really?
05:33I've been told I've got piano fingers.
05:35Or penis fingers.
05:36Not penis fingers.
05:38How would you do that?
05:40Someone that plays a piano is a penis.
05:43Pianonist.
05:44No, it's not.
05:44It's a pianist.
05:45Pianist?
05:46Pianist.
05:47Yeah.
05:47So I've got a penis fingers.
05:48Why, who said that?
05:49When they're like long and slender.
05:51Here are some of the unseen bits of our all-stars getting to know each other.
06:11They can talk about anything they like.
06:13But Millie heard the title all-stars and took it literally.
06:18Oh, wait a sec.
06:18So what's your star sign?
06:19I don't know anything about these star signs or anything like that.
06:21Yeah, well, I don't.
06:22I've got it tattooed on me.
06:24My star sign.
06:24I'm a Sagittarius.
06:25Does it say Sagittarius or is it the other side?
06:28What side is it?
06:30What?
06:31It's not like you don't know what side is.
06:33He's like, does it say Sagittarius?
06:35What makes it say Skilled Scorpio?
06:40No, no, it says Sagittarius.
06:41I knew it said Sagittarius, but I've got the seven and then a chilli.
06:45And then this side I've got lightning bolt and then Sagittarius,
06:48but I can't remember which side.
06:49I can't remember which side is it.
06:49I can't remember sometimes.
06:50All right, talk me through it.
06:51Why the number seven?
06:53So that's my lucky number, but it's actually really weird,
06:57like how seven in general, like I was born at like 7pm,
07:02seven pounds.
07:03I graduated on the 7th of November.
07:05I went on series seven of Love Island and won it and I started my dream job on the 7th of June
07:12and left three years later on the 7th of June to go on to Love Island.
07:16Like it's almost like seven is like a really important number for like things that have gone on in my life that are quite big.
07:23Something about it.
07:24Yeah?
07:25Okay, I hear it.
07:26So anyway.
07:26That's a lucky number.
07:27Yeah, really lucky number.
07:29What is it?
07:31It's my third nipple.
07:32You've got three nipples?
07:33Yeah, have a look.
07:33No, I'm scared.
07:34Go on, touch it.
07:34Is it going to bite me?
07:35No, no, no, no.
07:36There you go.
07:37It's not, yeah, but that's so funny that you've got three nips.
07:40Yeah, crazy.
07:41What an opening liner.
07:42Yeah, literally.
07:43Like, why don't you lead with that instead of the watermelon slices?
07:48Why don't you lead me with girls?
07:51I've got three nips, mate.
07:52Do you want it or not?
07:53Do you know what I mean?
07:54I feel like that's the line for you.
07:56Yeah.
07:56How would you get that?
07:58Apparently it's like to do with like being one of a kind.
08:01Like.
08:02I'm starting to see like more sides to you.
08:06I think I just want to get to know you like on like on a deeper level.
08:09I kind of want to know what makes you tick.
08:11What makes me tick?
08:12Yeah.
08:12What, like that angry?
08:14What?
08:15No, when someone says what makes you tick, doesn't mean what makes you like, what gets you annoyed.
08:20But like, what makes you happy, what makes you sad.
08:22I thought tick was like, what pisses you off.
08:26No, no, when someone, have you heard the saying like ticking over?
08:29Yeah.
08:30Yeah, it means like something's just working.
08:32Oh.
08:32Do you know what I mean?
08:33What makes me cry?
08:33I cry at me like, like, you're not an X Factor.
08:38Oh God, not like the golden buzzer or something like that.
08:40Stuff like that makes me cry.
08:42Really?
08:42Yeah, I'm like, I feel deeply about things.
08:45See, I didn't even know that about you.
08:47If I see like an old man in the restaurant, I'll cry.
08:50Or if he's on his own.
08:51I'm interested about the spiritual, what's like?
08:55Oh, I speak to dead people.
08:57Do you really?
08:58It happened like, when I was little, I'd be like, driving in the car and I'd be like,
09:03mum, I don't like it here, like bad things are happening here.
09:05Obviously, I don't remember this, my mum told me.
09:07Shouldn't I always Google it and you would be right?
09:09Wow.
09:10I love it.
09:10I love that about me.
09:11I'm very like, intuitive.
09:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:14I'll know what you're feeling before you feel it.
09:16Really?
09:17Like, I'll know.
09:17Like, if we're, if we was together and you had a pain somewhere, I'd feel it in my body.
09:23It's weird.
09:24Okay, wow.
09:25So like, you'd come home and I'd be like, you've hurt your foot today.
09:28Really?
09:28Yeah.
09:29You're like a superhero.
09:30Well, not quite.
09:31You've got superpowers.
09:32Not quite.
09:33I love all that stuff.
09:33I do think I was put here to be a healer.
09:35Wow, you need to heal me.
09:37Do I?
09:37Yeah.
09:38If you're not ready to look in the mirror, babes, you won't like me because I'll hold it up to you
09:42and make you see it.
09:43Like, I'm, I'm an intense character.
09:45I'm ready.
09:46Are you?
09:47I'm ready.
09:47You look a bit nervous.
09:49I'm nervous.
09:50I'm shooting myself.
09:51Making people shit themselves is one amazing superpower, Belle.
09:55Careful, Sean.
09:55This woman is not to be messed with.
10:02Being all-stars, our islanders are worshipped as gods on the outside world, worshipped wherever
10:07they go as iconic legends of the dating game.
10:09So it might surprise you that they too have their own heroes.
10:13Who's your idol?
10:16Andy Garcia.
10:18Oh my God, but he's from Landman.
10:20Yeah, yeah.
10:21Have you watched Landman?
10:22Uh, no.
10:25Who is Landman?
10:26No, it's Mendel.
10:27I don't know.
10:28Why did you say yeah?
10:29I thought he was your idol.
10:31Because he's a famous man.
10:32He's probably in loads of stuff.
10:33So you didn't even know him when you said yeah?
10:35Someone's defo commented on your TikTok and just said, you look like Andy Garcia.
10:39Yeah, yeah.
10:39You've Googled him and you're running with him.
10:41I thought, yeah, I'm using that.
10:43Have you ever seen anything he's in?
10:44Yeah.
10:45What?
10:46Godfather.
10:47Nice.
10:49Well, do you look like him?
10:50I think so, yeah.
10:52Well, not now.
10:53A young Andy Garcia.
10:53Yeah, young Andy.
10:55Yeah, like young Andy and Godfather.
10:57What is it about handsome, well-coffed young Tommy there makes him look like a Hollywood hero?
11:02The mayor's one of the most important things.
11:04You've got good hair.
11:05How many products are we talking?
11:06I think I used four today.
11:08Four?
11:08Yeah.
11:09I used two different types of wax, a hairspray and like an oil because I wanted it wet look.
11:13You've got that shine as well.
11:14I wanted it to look like I'd just come out of a swimming pool.
11:16Yeah, yeah.
11:16Working it.
11:19New Tommy Tay for hair.
11:22So, so smooth.
11:24So, so soft.
11:25So mild you can touch your hair as often as you like.
11:29Tommy Tay.
11:30Like you've just stepped into the salon and refused to leave.
11:34Tommy Tay.
11:35Every strand contains 50% Sicilian extract, leaving it silky and shiny with hints of carbonara.
11:43My hair.
11:44Yeah.
11:45Smile.
11:46Yeah.
11:47And I'm a geezer.
11:49Tommy Tay.
11:50Because he's a geezer.
11:53Here's an unseen clip of Helena discovering that there are stranger things out there than being back in the Love Island villa.
12:03What is that in the hills?
12:06Do you see that?
12:06What is that?
12:07Is it an alien?
12:07Do you believe in aliens?
12:18No, do you?
12:20How can you not believe in aliens?
12:22What, you actually think there's aliens?
12:23What, do you really think that we're the only thing out there?
12:26Has anyone seen an alien?
12:27Well, I don't really know.
12:32People say that they have.
12:33I've personally not met one myself.
12:37Do you believe in ghosts?
12:38Yeah.
12:40A few of...
12:41There's a few people I know that have, like, claimed that they've been shagged by a ghost.
12:45I speak to the dead on a regular basis and never once have they tried to bend me over.
12:51I'm going to be honest.
12:52Like, they don't really come through on that vibe.
12:56Pleased to hear no ghoulies have been probing around your area, 51 Bell.
12:59As every superfan knows, the Terrace is a place where secrets and snogs are shared.
13:09And here is an unseen bit exclusive of Connor confiding in Millie and Sean.
13:14I had a conversation with her down there today.
13:15And I was like, well, it's difficult.
13:17She's saying she doesn't want to kiss two people at once.
13:20That's fine.
13:21But, like, where...
13:23What is it?
13:25What is it?
13:26Oh, my God!
13:28It's All-Star Islanders get scared by something!
13:33It was fake.
13:35Don't want to go out of my drink.
13:36Yeah.
13:36Not your drink.
13:37Not my drink.
13:38Um...
13:39Ah, for the fucking spider.
13:48What? No.
13:49No.
13:50You're a pussy.
13:51Oh, my God, Shaq, what was that?
13:52Nah.
13:53Like, eww, big man like you.
13:54I actually have a raclophobia.
13:56What's that?
13:56Fear of spiders.
13:57It wasn't an ant.
13:59You said a spider, though.
14:00Yeah, but it had bare legs.
14:04Oh, who's heart's this?
14:07Oh, shocking.
14:08Hey, Kieran, wait!
14:09Makes a mini.
14:11Oh, see...
14:11Oh...
14:12It's here, it's here, it's here, it's here.
14:13It's there, it's there.
14:14It's by Tommy's bed.
14:15All right, I'll be covering the middle section.
14:17You got that.
14:18I can't see this fly, so unless I'm flying...
14:22It's here, it's here, it's here, it's here.
14:23Wait, wait, wait.
14:24Oh, no, it's here, it's here, it's actually here.
14:29Here.
14:29It's here, it's gone.
14:30Shaq, are you making it up?
14:31Oh, it's you, it's you.
14:33It's here, it's flying around here.
14:35Oh, it's here, it's here, it's here.
14:37Oh, here, here.
14:39It's here, it's here.
14:41Why is...
14:42Why is Billy going like this?
14:44She went away.
14:46But everyone...
14:47Everyone locked.
14:48Everyone get a bit like...
14:49Oh, it's here, it's there, it's there.
14:52Wait, it's there, it's there.
14:55It's here, it's up here.
14:56What?
14:58Oh, Jesse, yeah.
14:59Connor, why are you here?
15:00Stop looking at me.
15:01Sammy, get a pillow and get up.
15:03Wait, it's actually there.
15:05Give me a shoe, I need a shoe.
15:07It's there, it's there.
15:08Move, move.
15:08I didn't get it.
15:09Oh, there was no...
15:10The terrace is well-known as an area where things can get hot and steamy,
15:18but as this next unseen clip shows, that's not always the case.
15:22Shall I get one of the blankets of the bed to double up?
15:28It's going to have to have one.
15:31Come back after the break to find out.
15:33Ooh, I've been...
15:35Welcome back to Love Island All-Stars Unseen Bits.
15:53Wake up every morning.
15:55It's time to strap in.
15:57Now suck it in!
15:59No, no, don't do that.
16:00We have an unseen clip that'll make your eyes water.
16:06What just happened to my eye?
16:08Look.
16:08Oh, yeah.
16:10Charlie's fucking farted on my eye.
16:12Not me.
16:14We're cooking on gas.
16:15We're cooking on gasolina.
16:18No, definitely just gas.
16:21A little squeaky arse on you today, is it?
16:25I thought that was going to be a quiet one.
16:30Don't dance like that.
16:34We are here for all the moves.
16:36I need to learn how to dance.
16:38It's like...
16:38Keep it easy.
16:41Keep your arms loose, shoulders...
16:42Yeah.
16:42OK.
16:43See? You got it!
16:45The party's in the kitchen and nothing is off the menu.
16:48Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
16:50Winner, winner, dick for dinner.
16:51Did you say?
16:52Winner, winner, dick for dinner.
16:55So sit back and devour all these tasty unseen delights.
16:59Can I ask you a question?
17:00All right, a serious question for everyone.
17:01What?
17:02You know the chicken that you get in the packet that looks like ham?
17:07What do you call it?
17:08Chicken.
17:08Slice chicken.
17:09Do you not call it chicken ham?
17:11No, it's sliced chicken poo.
17:12I call it chicken ham.
17:13I've called it that forever.
17:14Belle, everyone knows that chicken ham is a town in Wiltshire.
17:19Keep moving on.
17:23Before the break, we saw Jess, Belle and Helena on the terrace.
17:26Well, here's...
17:28Ooh, what happened next?
17:30Oh, she's on the floor.
17:44Did you just...
17:46I just fell for the door.
17:49That's not good.
17:50I disagree, Helena.
17:52That was so good.
17:57The great thing about Levant All-Stars is that they are All-Stars, so we don't have to learn
18:02any of their names because we already know them.
18:04Don't we, Charlie?
18:05So, it's like, if they want to chat to you, because I think, to be fair, Liam, sorry, not Liam, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Kieran, Kieran, the other Welsh dragon.
18:17I've had so many conversations there, and even, like, the boys that are a bit younger, they seem older.
18:22You're not wrong.
18:22Like, Liam, even Tommy as well, he's younger than Liam.
18:26Yeah, I just want to.
18:26Fucking, I'll keep going.
18:27What, did you just call...
18:28Yeah, I'll keep doing it.
18:29Just call him Liam again.
18:30You must stop mixing up your names.
18:32I'm so bad.
18:33This is a really, really bad trait.
18:35But I keep doing it.
18:36I don't know, they're getting more ready today.
18:37Anyway, yeah, Kieran.
18:38No, I can see, I can see that's why with you and Liam, but...
18:42What?
18:42I've done that again.
18:44I did, I just did this earlier.
18:45What?
18:46I just said the wrong name, didn't I?
18:47What did you just say?
18:48You and Liam?
18:50Yeah.
18:51That is my ex's name.
18:52Oh, no, but I meant Kieran.
18:55I keep, I did it earlier with the girls.
18:57I don't even, I don't even know the bloke.
18:59I thought you keep calling Kieran later.
19:01When it comes to names, our Charlie really is a proper Charlie.
19:13This series, the all-stars are already reaching new heights
19:15as its next Unseen Clip shows.
19:17How tall are you?
19:196'5".
19:196'5"?
19:20Are you 6'5"?
19:21Yeah, me.
19:22How tall are you?
19:225'7".
19:23It's Love Island's All-Stars Unseen Bits.
19:28You don't look that short, to be fair.
19:30How tall are you?
19:315'4", 5'5".
19:32Are you?
19:33How are you taller than that?
19:35What are you, 5'7"?
19:365'7".
19:37I wish I was at 5'2".
19:39I wish I was 6'6".
19:40I think it just sounds cooler.
19:41I think 6'5", like 6'4", sounds cooler.
19:43And then you've got 6'6".
19:44I think 6'5", just a bit, oh.
19:46I'll tell you 6'5".
19:47Yeah, fair.
19:48Yes, Tommy, I'd say I was like 6'7".
19:516'7".
19:53Like Whitney, I feel that laughter in a relationship is the most important thing.
20:03And God knows I've been giggled at by girlfriends in the past.
20:07I think laughing in a relationship is very important.
20:09Mm-hmm.
20:10Agreed.
20:11Because the hard times will come.
20:12They will.
20:14So you should be able to laugh through it.
20:15I can imagine, though, you'd be fucking fiery.
20:18Like, are you...
20:19Fiery in terms of what?
20:20So, for example, just say, like, we have an argument.
20:23Yeah.
20:23Are you, like, are you a calm person in an argument?
20:26What kind of argument is this?
20:27All right, well, we need to make up a scenario.
20:29Go on, hit me.
20:29I love a scenario, go.
20:31Scenario.
20:32Right, let's make it, like, petty.
20:34Okay.
20:34Whoa, what's this?
20:36A petty argument?
20:37Are you two about to have a...
20:40All-star's kitchen sink drama?
20:45Starring Whitney and Connor.
20:49But they're not in the kitchen and there's no sink.
20:54Oh, is your acting back?
20:56Yeah, I'm bringing my acting to it again.
20:58Babe, it's definitely your turn to do the dishes tonight.
21:03But, wait, who's turn is actually to do dishes?
21:06Well, I think it's yours and you think it's mine.
21:08But we need to come to a conclusion.
21:10Okay.
21:10Okay.
21:11All right, we acting.
21:11Ready?
21:12Yeah.
21:13Where's the...
21:13What's it called again?
21:14The slate?
21:15Yeah.
21:16Action.
21:18Babe, 100% it's your turn to do the dishes tonight.
21:21No, it's not.
21:22It's yours.
21:23I did them last night.
21:25So, because I did them last night, it has to be your turn tonight.
21:29All right, fine, I'll do it.
21:31Oh, so you're not even arguing with me?
21:33No, but I'm airing you all night.
21:35Like, forget me.
21:36But you're going to do the dishes?
21:37I'll do it, but I'm not talking to you.
21:39Ah, see?
21:40Now, that's hard because...
21:42Yeah, I won't speak to you.
21:43Because I feel stuff, right?
21:45Yeah, I know.
21:45So, we sat there watching TV.
21:47I'll be like...
21:48I'll be like, oh, come on.
21:50I'll be like, don't touch me.
21:52What's up?
21:53What's wrong, babe?
21:55Nothing.
21:56Well, there obviously is.
21:57Your energy's off.
21:58All right, I'm tired.
22:00I'm going to bed.
22:00I did them last night.
22:04But I'm just like, why are you arguing about dishes?
22:06Like...
22:07It's not that deep.
22:07Just do the dishes.
22:08It's not that deep.
22:09Right, I think what we need to do then, for the future...
22:12If you say, write a vote out.
22:13We need a timetable.
22:15No.
22:16We don't fucking...
22:16It's just like, if you see plates and they say, do the dishes.
22:19Okay.
22:20So, I think that's actually...
22:21Right, we're done with the acting now.
22:22Yeah.
22:23But we still don't know who was right and who was wrong, though.
22:25It's not about who's right or who's wrong.
22:27We should be on the same team.
22:29Hey.
22:30Charge it.
22:37Our challenge team do a brilliant job of inventing games for our all-stars to play.
22:41And because they'd like to keep their jobs, they've asked me to state that this game has
22:45nothing to do with them.
22:47Do you ever play the word game on your series?
22:50Yeah.
22:50The word game?
22:51No.
22:52All right, so I'll say like, I, you go went, Kieran, like, you've got no time to think of it.
22:56Go on, make a sentence.
22:57I went to, like, literally, you've got to just go around like that.
23:00Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:00Right, I, went, to, the, shops, yesterday, and, ate, two, pairs, of, apples, where, I, shit,
23:16in, the, toilet, bowl.
23:22What?
23:24You've got to keep it like one sentence, you know what I mean?
23:26And, together, we, should, get, some, birds, in, the, gaff, tonight.
23:37Full stop!
23:41Explanation point!
23:43Go on, Shaq, start us off.
23:45All right.
23:46Um.
23:48Tonight.
23:49I.
23:50Will.
23:51Steal.
23:52Ooh!
23:53To.
23:54Women.
23:55At.
23:56My.
23:57Pleasure.
23:58Whenever.
23:59Whenever.
24:00I.
24:01Want.
24:02To.
24:03Lick.
24:04Well, where do I go?
24:05He said you are.
24:06Where do I go?
24:07I opened you up to so many possibilities.
24:08Yeah, I know.
24:09Yeah, but we're all thinking the same thing.
24:11I can't say that.
24:12You could have said cushions instead of saying ice.
24:14Or you could say that words aren't my thing.
24:16That's why I'm on Love Island, not Countdown.
24:25Or you could say that words aren't my thing, that's why I'm on Love Island not Countdown.
24:35Our AllSol Islanders are well known for living their lives online, so when a social media ban
24:39is forced upon in the villa they invent their own snack chat all right question if you went into a
24:47corner shop what chocolate are you picking either a snickers or the dairy milk marvelous creations
24:54i was just about to say that is my favorite i'm a kitkat a kitkat i don't really like chocolate but
25:03probably twix i get it no it's a go-to it does the job oh i love them so kieran what are you choosing i'm
25:10between terry's chocolate orange or the crunchy rocks have you ever had them oh they're actually
25:16they're unreal sean what chocolate bar would you be picking probably like a double deck or like a
25:21toffee crisp change my mind i'm with whitney toffee crisp i love a toffee crisp what are you choosing
25:26you know the dairy milk dime one oh a dime i love yeah dime is underrated i'm not gonna lie a boost
25:36oh that's a bagging one a boost i love a boost i used a little yorkie when i was a kid as well
25:43solid just solid chocolate munchies yeah i like munchies a pack of munchies
25:49munchies i love galaxy counters oh or minstrels thank my mum loves minstrels i love minstrels do you
26:00suck or do you chew them straight away i stick them in the microwave for 30 seconds what the
26:09fun and then what and then just eat it straight away yeah no all right mini eggs i love a mini egg
26:19don't like oreos no but yeah that's it jess has cancelled oreos
26:30this next unseen bit from jess is giving tick tock trend it's given problem solving it's giving me a
26:36complete bloody headache if i'm being totally honest with you right i have a joke is it or is
26:43it a riddle i think it's a riddle there's 30 cows in a field yeah and 20 chickens in a field or not
26:50yeah in a field so 30 cows and 20 chickens 28 were killed 28 what oh 28 whatever ones yeah wow
27:0028 at the chickens 28 and the chickens yeah 28 and the chickens okay the chickens yeah how many left
27:10my brain hurts what's the answer the solution is on its way well i hope it is
27:16welcome back to round three of love island all stars unseen bits
27:31and the gloves are off
27:34going on fuck our islanders are bobbing waving and burping like no one's watching
27:40uh oh mate we promise you a boat pack with heavyweight highlights of some knockout action
27:46i'm gonna let my tofu come out is it that's your mint isn't it is that i'm in what it
27:52fucking looks like yeah yeah it's a mint i thought my fucking cum was it come on expect fancy footwork
28:00it comes yeah but be warned there's going to be a lot of trash talk and when i say trash
28:08i do mean absolute rubbish oh it's full of confidence yeah i've got you've been pulled left
28:14right rhubarb what's that one left right and rhubarb left right and rhubarb i think it's class
28:20but what's it supposed to be left right left right and center but it's like a little rhyme in it
28:25left right and rhubarb i don't get it rhubarb and custard i don't actually get it
28:33i can't make sense of it myself
28:45earlier we saw jess challenging our all-stars to solve a famous riddle from tick tock well i say
28:50famous but i'm not sure jess knows this riddle as well as she first thought there's 30 counts in a
28:54field yeah and 20 chickens 28 were killed how many left so what's the answer still 30 cows
29:06there's 30 cows and 12 chickens no yes there is i don't think i'm explaining the right i think it's
29:13still 30 cows there's no chickens left you cocked up the question jess it's supposed to be there are 30
29:18cows and 28 chickens in a field how many didn't but we don't really know what how many chickens
29:24are there we don't even know what anything about this field so what is the answer she doesn't even
29:31know i don't know i can't remember it the answer is of the 30 cows 28 the chickens which means 10 cows
29:40didn't eat chickens hang on cows don't eat chickens oh this whole thing's stupid i'm moving the clock on
29:48here's an unseen bit of tommy talking to sammy about his education ah yes this boy is more than
29:55just a pretty face i went to uni for three months three months it was honestly probably one of the
30:01worst decisions i've ever made in my life yeah so basically i went to one lecture and one seminar
30:07right and both of them were a lot of icebreakers so imagine like we're sitting here in class now
30:11yeah it'll be like i'll get to know each other's names and then everyone will say their name and
30:15like an animal that starts with their letter so basically yeah it's a base i actually remember
30:21no i'm not even gonna say it's embarrassing tell me please no no like everyone was going around like
30:26oh no no it's so bad tiger or something um yeah i wish i said a tiger what did you say
30:31i said a telly tubby what that's a yeah no it sounds sure what the fuck is this geezer talking
30:37about but anyway i'm so confused i thought you had to say an animal it is an animal isn't it a
30:41telly tubby yeah it's like a cartoon character isn't it yeah an animal cartoon isn't it maybe not
30:49anyway not important the point was i went to one lecture and one seminar guess how much my debt was
30:56how much for one lecture one seminar nine and a half grand it oh tommy telly dubby say no
31:06since humanity reached out to the stars only a privileged few have been lucky enough to look
31:11down on planet earth from space who would have thought that one day the experiences these pioneers
31:18shared would be chat up fodder for a corporate fitness coach on love island
31:24yeah yeah i'm unrealized it looks like the planet what planet your eyes look like the planet you know
31:30like from space what yeah yeah what can we call that what can be your nickname i can't call you planet
31:38earth that's kind of cute i'll be planet earth i don't really roll off the tongue does it no no
31:48oh it could have been worse charlie you could have called millie uranus
31:58you join us in the kitchen for a mexican standoff it's a 2026 all-star rap slap battle
32:04oh wait you gotta slap each other no dodging just take take the fucking slap
32:17oh wait let's go again let's go again
32:35karen's almost gone
32:36oh
32:52are we going to go you've already played we've got one left corner give jess the big one
32:55yeah
33:02oh oh i never got it no way jess rarer's go
33:14i've lost mine
33:18i thought we were going to recenter hey that is hilarious
33:25that was the 2026 all-star rap slap battle now can you pick up those tortillas for me kieran
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34:50entry looks close at 10 a.m on monday the second of march good luck
35:06so welcome to the final part of love island all-stars unseen bets give it things it's time it'll be
35:16like pull the faces like sorry we're not going to slow down we've got too much to squeeze in
35:34so giddy up as we're not ones to bottle out of the big questions what's it called when you have
35:48like a romance on holiday holiday romance that's it sorry i just got it on my back just the other way
35:53around that's it we're absolutely brain emerson but we'll make you go weak at the knee i'm telling you
35:59like when you can see me running you best believe i'm going
36:10so keep your eyes glued to our all-stars
36:14don't even think of looking away
36:19don't look away blink and you'll miss the gold rush of awesome unseen clips we still have in store
36:26we'll get ready to hear more from our all-stars than you bargained for
36:31sorry i just burped in my mouth i kind of heard it but i didn't want to like embarrass you and
36:37say that
36:44let's move on to another unseen clip oh no right i'm leaving honestly get my ticket i'm going back
36:51cardiff
36:54i have no idea what this unseen clip is about but it all sounds like somebody's coughing up a furball
36:59couture
37:01hmm
37:01couture couture couture no couture couture couture couture that's wrong what are you saying couture
37:08i feel like we're seeing this you're saying chore where's the c-h-t it's couture it's couture
37:12couture no i'm saying it wrong completely couture couture couture couture couture
37:18couture club couture club perfect couture i've just said that i've said it the same
37:22saying couture club couture club couture couture where's the ch in in that word how you say things
37:28though like couture no it's not always pronounced how it's spelled yeah exactly that's just that's just
37:34how it is you just said you say butter yeah that's my point i'm saying is you pronounce the t in this
37:39one ah yeah that's it better how do you say water water oh same i don't know actually it depends like
37:46no if i say that if i'm asking you like make me a glass of water there's a day in it is there water
37:53i'm not funny i just sound funny because i'm welish i got shit but you just all think i'm funny
38:00all right kieran don't be telling everyone this secret my accent is my money maker i don't want every
38:05tom dick and harry neck in my work it can be an odd situation coming in as a bombshell thankfully
38:16connor is all about the odds odds on me getting this in my mouth have you ever played on something
38:22back in the repping days but i can't remember how it works says do you have to count it's
38:25it's of a number isn't it no you've got to say like for example odds on 10
38:30then you have to jump in the ball for example right so it's for example yeah odds on whoever
38:36has to jump into the pool out of 10 do you need to go then three three three two one say another
38:43yeah if it adds up to 10 if it adds up to the same number you've got to go and do the damn okay cool
38:51odds when you kiss at helena kissing helena yeah how am i going to go
38:56odds when you tell me that you kiss helena okay cool yeah yeah okay three three three two one
39:04six huh right you ready get your acting on how did you get packed to get a ball no i think one of us
39:14wait wait listen check the boy for your chat minute
39:21me and connor done odds on and then i won and i said tell shaq but he kissed you i watched
39:26she's what so connor's telling shaq now so i just wanted to tell you when you went to the secret
39:32garden yeah i had a chat with helena yeah and we ended up like having a kiss you kiss helena yeah
39:38right okay so i thought it was only right for me to tell you right okay and it was like i don't even
39:43know how it happened it was just like yeah he's looking over he's looking over he's looking over the
39:49girl stop looking because it'll make it obvious i'm taking a piss
39:58he should have dragged it out way longer no that was good that was good that was good
40:03that was good that was good as far as his acting goes it wasn't really giving hollywood more holly oaks
40:10there's been so much happening in the villa over the last 10 days but there's only been one thing on
40:22the lips of our islanders each other and here's the proof i kiss for fun it's fun to kiss i use my tongue
40:34like this
40:46take me to the chorus
40:52I use my tongue like this.
40:54I use my tongue like this.
40:58I kiss for fun.
41:04It's fun to kiss.
41:06I use my tongue like this.
41:10Oh, I think I just kissed.
41:12Afternoon smooch.
41:16It's the moment you've all been waiting for.
41:18The highlights of the week.
41:19Shout it out loud and proud.
41:21Because it is.
41:23What is it?
41:23Um, I forgot what it's called.
41:26Beach Up Bamboozle or some shit.
41:28Bamboozle.
41:29Oh, come on.
41:30You can do better than that.
41:32Beach Up Bonanza.
41:33Let's go.
41:34That's more like it.
41:35It's Beach Up Bonanza.
41:41And this time I asked our all-stars to tell me their celebrity crush is.
41:46My celebrity crush is Sabrina Carpenter.
41:48Loved the music.
41:49Loved the vibe.
41:50And she's obviously into the Irish as well.
41:51So, you never know.
41:52Okay.
41:53Ronaldo for a start.
41:54Cristiano Ronaldo.
41:56Absolute smash.
41:57Ten out of ten.
41:58DM'd him as well a few times.
42:00Definitely didn't get a reply.
42:02Joe Swash.
42:02The girls are always like, what do you mean?
42:05And I'm like, fear.
42:07For the girls that get it, get it.
42:08And for the ones that don't, don't worry about it.
42:10Do you know what I mean?
42:11I'm going to go with Oprah.
42:13So, she's a bit older.
42:14She's a bit of an older woman.
42:15But she's got a lot of knowledge and a lot of wisdom.
42:17Michael Schofield from Prison Break.
42:20I like myself a bad boy.
42:22Lil Wayne.
42:24Let's not even get into my obsession.
42:26Let's not even open that kind of worm.
42:28Probably Maya Jammer.
42:31Whenever she comes in, it's like, wow.
42:34I would couple up with her in a heartbeat.
42:35OK, you know Scarlett Johansson from The Avengers?
42:41I feel like we could be on the street and I wouldn't even have to step in if there was an intro to send her off.
42:46And she can protect me.
42:48There's something about Louis Ferreau.
42:51You could dabble with that.
42:52Do you know what I mean?
42:53The fish from Shark Tale.
42:55I can't remember what her name is.
42:57What's the female fish in Shark Tale?
42:59Lola from Shark Tale.
43:02I don't know what it is.
43:03She had that sexy voice.
43:04And it's probably something to do with the fact that she is voiced by Angelina Jolie.
43:08Yes, I know she's a fish, but she's sexy.
43:11Eight-year-old me was like, that is a bit of me if I was a fish.
43:14You know Goku from Dragon Ball Z?
43:17He's fine as hell, like.
43:19Edna Crabapple from The Simpsons.
43:22But Vegeta's fine shit too.
43:24There's a scene where she's kissing Principal Skinner.
43:26And while they're kissing, I was thinking, that jammy fucker, what are those being in his position?
43:32I feel like I'll pick Goku.
43:34Yeah, he's the stronger one.
43:36I'm going to go Velma and Daphne Scooby-Doo-Bee-Doo.
43:39If I had to choose one between Daphne and Velma, it would have to be Daphne.
43:44And I'm sorry, Velma, I think you're beautiful.
43:46But I think me and Daphne would just get along with that a little bit better.
43:50It's a cartoon one I want to bud.
43:51Come back next time for more...
43:56Reach up in Nanta!
44:02That's Unseen Bet's almost coming to an end.
44:05At least it was memorable, do you know what I mean?
44:07There's nothing worse than being non-remembered.
44:11Is that a word?
44:12Non-remembered?
44:15No.
44:16You just made it one.
44:18Irrememberable.
44:19Is that a word?
44:21Irrememberable.
44:21Yeah.
44:22That's such a good word though.
44:24I don't know.
44:26Unremarkable.
44:27Yeah, that's a good one.
44:29Unnoticed.
44:30What is the word I'm looking for?
44:32Un...
44:33I don't know.
44:34Forgotten.
44:36Unforgotten?
44:36No, forgotten.
44:37Forgotten.
44:37Yeah, alright, fair, we'll go with that.
44:39Yes, that's Unseen Bet's all over.
44:41Totally unremarkable, unnoticed, and probably slightly unhinged.
44:45Bye!
44:46Bye!
45:00Bye!
45:27Bye!
45:27Bye!
45:28Bye!
45:28Bye!
45:28Bye!
45:28Bye!
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