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🌈❣️Nanny To My Hot Bully - Nanny Abbi Is Felix's Rival - Official - Full Episodes
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00:00:00You
00:00:16Everybody thinks I slept with my teacher to make valedictorian, but it's a stupid rumor that cost my mum her job and me my reputation
00:00:30You like my art project. I call it ugly inside. The ugly outside
00:00:37Felix Barnes my art nemesis. I should have known tell me when will you get bored of bullying me?
00:00:42You slept your way to the top of Camden Prep's academic pyramid. I get you needed the scholarship
00:00:49But the whole sleeping with the teacher thing is a bit played out now
00:00:52I
00:00:55Didn't you probably made up that rumor because you couldn't keep up with me
00:01:02You're so cute when you're angry you're ugly when you're an ass
00:01:10You know your problem
00:01:12Oh my god
00:01:19You think you can beat me this is my school abby mom
00:01:25Kiss my ass Felix Barnes
00:01:27I thought you only let the teachers do that
00:01:32Get on my way i'm late for my new job
00:01:42What are you dancing? You're taking me to therapy
00:01:49Shit
00:02:03Oh my god, are you okay?
00:02:05Oh, it just looks like you grazed it. See I have a plaster in my back
00:02:09I don't know
00:02:11Bailey
00:02:16Bailey
00:02:18Oh my god, watch out!
00:02:32Oh
00:02:34Oh my god
00:02:38Phoenix
00:02:39You saved me
00:02:41It wasn't for you. This is my little sister
00:02:44I don't care whether you live or die
00:02:46That's the nicest thing you've ever done for me and you're still being a bum about it
00:02:53It's okay
00:02:54How did such a sweet little girl end up with such a horrible older brother?
00:02:59There's no point in talking to Bailey. She hasn't spoken since our mum died
00:03:03That's okay, I understand. My dad passed away a couple years ago
00:03:07It kind of feels like a club that no one wants to be a part of
00:03:13My boss is wondering where I am
00:03:15Will you be okay if I leave you with this big scary man?
00:03:18Stop acting like a saint. No one's buying it
00:03:21Why are you so mean? She's nice
00:03:33Yeah, maybe she is
00:03:35Let's go
00:03:42You must be the new living nanny
00:03:44Yes, sir. I'm really sorry. I'm late
00:03:46Well, you're lucky because my children haven't returned home from school yet
00:03:50Otherwise you'd be fired
00:03:55You'll be nannying my daughter, she's 11
00:03:58and my teenage troublemaking son
00:04:00I was only told about a little girl
00:04:02What do you mean a teenage son?
00:04:04You'll be in charge of making sure my children are up for school
00:04:07Their homework is completed
00:04:09And they're fed a healthy dinner
00:04:12And if they misbehave, punish them
00:04:14This says your son is 17
00:04:16How am I supposed to punish a boy that's my age?
00:04:17The agency said you're the best in your class
00:04:20Figure it out
00:04:20I need this job
00:04:22If this kid is such a loser
00:04:23He needs a nanny to feed him and help him with his homework
00:04:26How bad could he be?
00:04:27Benny and I are home
00:04:31What are you doing here?
00:04:33Son, meet your new nanny
00:04:35Oh god, I was just hired as my bully's nanny
00:04:39I'm really sorry, but I can't work for you
00:04:42You're contracted by the nannying agency
00:04:44To take any job they see fit to put you forward for
00:04:47I know, but I'm really sorry, but I can't
00:04:49If you walk away now, I'll make sure you never get another job again
00:04:53Dad, I know that I was late picking Bailey up a couple of times
00:04:55But we do not need a nanny
00:04:57Don't try to bargain with me, Felix
00:04:59You've made a right mess of yourself
00:05:01You've got a bad attitude
00:05:03You're sleeping in late
00:05:05And your grades are dropping
00:05:06And since your mum isn't around to keep you in line
00:05:09I've got you the next best thing
00:05:10The baby's on board
00:05:12Are you going to get in line?
00:05:13Or shall I take back the key to your fancy sports car?
00:05:16Fine
00:05:16Don't blame me when she quits
00:05:18You already know I'm not a quitter
00:05:20Show her to the guest room
00:05:22The agency have already dropped off her belongings
00:05:26Look, I know the situation is weird
00:05:27But I'll show you out of your way if you stay out of mine
00:05:33Look
00:05:34I want you out of my school
00:05:35Out of my house
00:05:36And out of my life
00:05:38I'm going to make your life living hell
00:05:40And so you quit
00:05:42Fine
00:05:43I'll make yours ten times worse
00:05:45Your dad gave me full permission to punish you
00:05:47Bring it on
00:06:09Felix may bully me in school
00:06:11But as his living nanny
00:06:12I'm in charge at home
00:06:14Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey
00:06:17What the fuck?
00:06:23Language
00:06:24You don't want another punishment do you?
00:06:26You know if you wanted to get me wet, there's better ways to do that
00:06:34You know if you wanted to get me wet, there's better ways to do that
00:06:50Dry off, you have homework to do
00:06:53No
00:06:55I'm going to the beach, nanny
00:06:56I don't think so
00:07:11You'll go once you do your work
00:07:17Good job, you only got a couple wrong this time
00:07:20Study these ones next time so you get them right
00:07:23I'm finished too
00:07:27What the hell?
00:07:28Your market are more than the teachers do
00:07:30Your dad expects your grace to go up under my supervision
00:07:33So no sub power
00:07:34Well I don't take notes from a slap
00:07:42You're so immature
00:07:43I know
00:07:46Does my nanny need to punish me?
00:07:47You think I won't?
00:07:48What are you going to do?
00:07:51Spank me
00:07:53Ground me
00:07:54I'd like to see you try
00:07:59I have just the punishment for you
00:08:04Time to feast
00:08:08What the fuck?
00:08:15Dad, where's my door?
00:08:21You
00:08:24Come on Retrofit, we've got to warn it
00:08:26Let's win this match
00:08:32What the hell? I was about to win
00:08:41We need to talk
00:08:42Whatever you have to say to me you can say in front of Bailey
00:08:44Oh really?
00:08:45Okay cool
00:08:45Well I was going to say that the rumors about you and the teachers you know
00:08:49I do just really think
00:08:51Okay fine we can talk
00:08:54You have five minutes
00:09:00You're kind of scary you know that
00:09:02Me? You're the one that's been torturing me in school all year
00:09:05No no no
00:09:10After today I realised that that was child's play
00:09:13You, you're an evil genius
00:09:15You did tell me to punish you
00:09:19Is this what you wanted to talk to me about?
00:09:20Are you finally ready to take me seriously at your nanny?
00:09:23No
00:09:24I will never take you seriously as my nanny
00:09:28But I did want to make a deal
00:09:35What kind of deal?
00:09:36The kind where I stay out of your way
00:09:42So you're free to nanny Bailey and I won't cause any problems
00:09:45And in return you stay out of my way
00:09:50And tell my dad I've been a good little boy
00:09:55And why would I agree to that?
00:09:57Because if you don't
00:09:59And I tell my dad I've got the hots for my nanny
00:10:02You'll be out on your ass by dinner
00:10:05Okay
00:10:07But this only works if you actually behave
00:10:09Don't skip school and don't let your grades drop
00:10:11I'll behave
00:10:12Scout's honor
00:10:18But first some ground rules
00:10:20Fair enough
00:10:21What are they?
00:10:22Rule one you already agreed to
00:10:25You won't be my nanny in name or action
00:10:27Only if you behave
00:10:29If your dad thinks I'm not doing my job
00:10:31Yeah
00:10:31Don't worry about that
00:10:32Okay
00:10:33Rule two
00:10:34No one at school finds out
00:10:35That you're my nanny
00:10:36Or that you live in my house
00:10:38Deal
00:10:39I have a rule too
00:10:42Stop bullying me in school
00:10:44I'll try to control myself
00:10:46Although I've not been very good at that around you
00:10:50What are you doing?
00:10:52Sailing our deal
00:10:53With a kiss
00:10:58Are you kidding?
00:10:59We hate each other
00:11:01Guess we'll have to do it the old-fashioned way then
00:11:19Wait in the car yeah
00:11:20I don't want anyone knowing we're together
00:11:22Fine
00:11:24Oh Bailey's lunchbox
00:11:26We need to go
00:11:26I don't care
00:11:28Maybe I can have a delivery service take this to her
00:11:35Still showing your face at school
00:11:37Haven't you got the message?
00:11:39What do you hate me?
00:11:40I think that's pretty clear
00:11:42Then I guess using words isn't enough
00:11:45Are you gonna pour your drink on me?
00:11:47How original
00:11:48You already looked chuffed
00:11:50Dumping this on you won't make a difference
00:11:53I know the right way to hurt a desperate try hard like you
00:11:58Don't we have a history essay due today?
00:12:00No I spent two weeks on that
00:12:02Too bad I don't care
00:12:04Felix stop them
00:12:07Felix stop them
00:12:09Did you just ask Felix for help?
00:12:11Don't tell me this pick me is throwing herself at you now
00:12:14If I stop Skye she'll just go after Abby even harder
00:12:17Next time you want to say my name take me to the bedroom first
00:12:20See you in class bottom feeder
00:12:33What happened to our deal?
00:12:34I promised I wouldn't bully you
00:12:48I didn't say I promised to protect you from other bullies
00:12:51Yeah but why are they bullying me Felix?
00:12:52Because you started it
00:12:54They're just following your lead
00:12:55I mean wait
00:12:56No
00:12:57Our deal's off
00:12:58The delivery guy said he'd meet me here
00:13:06What are you doing Jack?
00:13:10I don't know
00:13:11Hit the gym or something
00:13:12Oh my god
00:13:14What is that?
00:13:18Damn I knew she was a freak but I didn't realize she was that kinky
00:13:22What do you reckon she's got in there? Sex toys?
00:13:26Hey come over here baby show me what's in that lunch box
00:13:34Felix you left your lunch at home
00:13:36What the hell?
00:13:37That's not Felix's
00:13:38Yes it is
00:13:40See Felix Barnes
00:13:42Abby you're fucking more
00:13:50Why is your last name on that lunch box unit?
00:13:52I'm not the only one with that last name
00:13:54Why do you look so nervous man?
00:13:56Is that actually yours?
00:13:57It's not
00:13:58It's not mine
00:13:59It's pick up for Bailey Barnes
00:14:02Yes thank you
00:14:03Bailey Barnes?
00:14:05Isn't that your little sister?
00:14:07Why does scholarship slut have it?
00:14:09I'm actually the nanny for Bailey
00:14:12And Felix
00:14:19Are you secretly a little baby?
00:14:23Do you need me to change your diaper?
00:14:24You want me to
00:14:25Do you need to
00:14:25Baba?
00:14:26Do you need to
00:14:28That's enough okay
00:14:29And you're not my nanny
00:14:30Do you want me to change your diaper?
00:14:31Do you want me to change your diaper?
00:14:32Do you want me to change your diaper?
00:14:33Do you want me to change your diaper?
00:14:34Do you want me to change your diaper?
00:14:35How dare you carry me like that?
00:14:36How dare you tell everyone that you're my nanny?
00:14:38Our deal included you not bullying me in school remember?
00:14:40Yeah I didn't, my friends did
00:14:42Yeah your friends
00:14:43One word from you and they would have stopped but you didn't
00:14:45I can't control other people
00:14:48Funny I seem to remember you trying to control me when I became your nanny
00:14:50So what that's just it then?
00:14:52Not even one day in our deals off
00:14:54You drive me crazy
00:14:55And your feelings meet you
00:14:56Look I'll see you at home
00:14:58Or you'll have a list of chores to do
00:14:59I can't have you as my nanny anymore
00:15:03Time to get you out of my house for good
00:15:08Listen up!
00:15:09End of the world pool party tonight at House Barnes
00:15:12Bring the chaos we're partying till the sunrise
00:15:33Oh there she is
00:15:48What the hell is this?
00:15:51First annual Felix Barnes end of the world party!
00:15:56Shut it down now
00:15:58For what?
00:16:00I'll call your dad
00:16:02Call him and tell him you have no control over me
00:16:05And he'll drop you as my nanny like that
00:16:13Do you care if this is scaring your sister?
00:16:15I'm the nanny it's your job to take care of her
00:16:24Oh baby
00:16:26It's okay I'm gonna go get rid of everyone
00:16:29You stay here and try to rest
00:16:31I'm going to go get rid of everyone
00:16:33I'm so sorry I'm going to go get rid of everyone
00:16:42Abby!
00:16:43I'd offer you a beer but you're on the clock
00:16:46You're getting absolutely pissed
00:16:48And what if your dad sees?
00:16:50He'd probably fire the irresponsible nanny
00:16:52Bailey is scared your house is getting trashed your dad's gonna be home early
00:16:56in the morning so please shut this down quit the job and the party ends
00:17:05you want this party to end easy you just got to say two words I quit how about
00:17:12these two words fuck off why do I think she's hot even when she's telling me to
00:17:17fuck off I should hate her anyways I'm going to go enjoy my party
00:17:24and you're ready to quit come find me till then keep me the fuck alone I want
00:17:31me to kill my pipe yo sky want to come play strip poker with the lads I'm busy
00:17:38Jack why is there we more here she has to know everyone hates her maybe she's
00:17:44trying to get with Felix this is a party for the most popular people
00:17:47at school clearly she's forgotten her place at Camden let's go and wind up
00:17:55hey what are you doing at Felix's party trying to give all the guys erectile
00:18:02dysfunction a harsh sky I'd still fuck her just put a bag on her head you'd fuck
00:18:09anything Jack look see your insults don't bother me anymore because I know you're
00:18:14just insecure see you're trying so hard and Felix still hasn't noticed you what did
00:18:20you just say look I'm just saying it must be hard having such an obvious crush on
00:18:25Felix and still being in the friend zone you bitch
00:18:33sky please get that bag my never eyes see through oh I'll not cover you up
00:18:47go fetch
00:18:51swimming's easy abby just use your arms yeah or you could use those fun bags the
00:19:13float
00:19:17ouch no one wants to be associated with the teacher fucker
00:19:21yikes
00:19:24you're delusional if you think I'm gonna help a pick me slut like you I know just
00:19:31what I'm gonna do with this bubbly shirt
00:19:35where is she what's happening oh my god
00:19:40abby
00:19:43did my bully just saved me huge thank you
00:20:06did my bully just saved me huge thank you
00:20:13abby I
00:20:16where's your shirt and your bra is I see through I know stop looking at me
00:20:27shit I can't look at her or I'll get hard
00:20:46tell me did you just lose your shirt to get my attention
00:20:49don't flatter yourself I'm just saying I've got you cradled shirtless in my arms
00:21:02just because I'm your nanny this has nothing to do with you being my nanny
00:21:06trust me
00:21:19god abby you really will do anything for attention won't you
00:21:31why don't you go check the pool house
00:21:33I can't believe I'm stuck being nannied by my sworn enemy and I can't stop thinking about her
00:21:43this party better make her quit so I can get her out of my head
00:21:50all
00:21:57you
00:22:02you
00:22:03you
00:22:04all
00:22:11all issues
00:22:13all
00:22:14everybody thinks I slept with my teacher to make valedictorian
00:22:17to make valedictorian, but it's a stupid rumour that cost my mum her job and me my reputation.
00:22:22Teacher fucker.
00:22:30You like my art project? I call it ugly inside.
00:22:33Ugly outside.
00:22:36Felix Barnes, my art nemesis. I should have known.
00:22:39Tell me, when will you get bored of bullying me?
00:22:41You slept your way to the top of Camden Prep's academic pyramid.
00:22:44I get you needed the scholarship, but the whole sleeping with the teacher thing is a bit played out now.
00:22:55I didn't.
00:22:57You probably made up that rumour because you couldn't keep up with me.
00:23:02You're so cute when you're angry.
00:23:03You're ugly when you're an arse.
00:23:09You know what your problem is?
00:23:14You think you can beat me?
00:23:19This is my school, Abby Moore.
00:23:24Kiss my arse, Felix Barnes.
00:23:27I thought you only let the teachers do that.
00:23:31Get out of my way.
00:23:32I'm late for my new job.
00:23:33I'm late for my new job.
00:23:46What have you done to? You're taking me to therapy.
00:23:48Shit.
00:23:50You're fine.
00:23:51Oh my god, are you okay?
00:24:05Oh, it just looks like you grazed it.
00:24:07See, I have a plaster in my back.
00:24:11Bailey?
00:24:16Bailey.
00:24:17Oh my god, watch out!
00:24:33Oh!
00:24:37Phoenix?
00:24:38You saved me.
00:24:39me I wasn't for you this is my little sister I don't care whether you live or
00:24:45die that's the nicest thing you've ever done for me and you're still being a bum
00:24:48about it it's okay how did such a sweet little girl end up with such a horrible
00:24:58older brother there's no point in talking to Bailey she hasn't spoken since
00:25:02our mother that's okay I understand my dad passed away a couple years ago it
00:25:07kind of feels like a club that no one wants to be a part of my boss is wondering
00:25:13where I am will you be okay if I leave you with this big scary man stop acting
00:25:19like a saint no one's buying it
00:25:27why are you so mean she's nice
00:25:31yeah maybe she is let's go
00:25:35you must be the new living nanny yes sir I'm really sorry I'm late well you're lucky because my
00:25:47children haven't returned home from school yet otherwise you'd be fired
00:25:51you'll be nannying my daughter she's 11 and my teenage troublemaking son I was only told about
00:26:01a little girl what do you mean a teenage son you'll be in charge of making sure my children are up for
00:26:06school their homework is completed and they're fed a healthy dinner and if they misbehave punish them
00:26:13this is your son is 17 how am I supposed to punish a boy that's my age the agency said you're the best in
00:26:18your class figure it out I need this job if this kid is such a loser he needs a nanny to feed him
00:26:24and help him with his homework how bad could he be
00:26:27Bailey and I are home
00:26:28what are you doing here son meet your new nanny
00:26:34oh god I was just hired as my bully's nanny
00:26:38I'm really sorry but I can't work for you
00:26:41you're contracted by the nannying agency to take any job they see fit to put you forward for
00:26:47I know but I'm I'm really sorry I can't if you walk away now I'll make sure you never get another
00:26:52job again dad I know that I was late picking Bailey up a couple of times but we do not need a nanny
00:26:57don't try to bargain with me Felix you've made a right mess of yourself you've got a bad attitude
00:27:02you're sleeping in late and your grades are dropping and since your mum isn't around to keep you in line
00:27:08I've got you the next best thing
00:27:10Bailey's on board are you going to get in line or shall I take back the key to your fancy sports car
00:27:15fine
00:27:16don't blame me when she quits
00:27:18you already know I'm not a quitter
00:27:19show her to the guest room
00:27:21the agency have already dropped off her belongings
00:27:24look I know the situation is weird but I'll show you out of your way if you stay out of mine
00:27:29look I want you out of my school out of my house and out of my life I'm going to make your life living hell
00:27:39until you quit fine I'll make yours ten times worse your dad gave me full permission to punish you
00:27:47bring it on
00:27:49Felix may bully me in school but as his living nanny I'm in charge at home
00:28:13wakey-wakey legs and fakie
00:28:20what the fuck
00:28:23language you don't want another punishment do you
00:28:43you know if you wanted to get me wet there's better ways to do that
00:28:49dry off you have homework to do
00:28:52no
00:28:53I'm going to the beach nanny
00:28:56I don't think so
00:28:57you'll go once you do your work
00:29:12good job you only got a couple wrong this time
00:29:19study these ones next time so you get them right
00:29:22I'm finished too
00:29:24what the hell your market are more than the teachers do
00:29:29your dad expects your grace to go up under my supervision
00:29:32so no sub power
00:29:33well I don't take notes on the slide
00:29:40you're so immature
00:29:43I know
00:29:44does my nanny need to punish me
00:29:47you think I'm rude
00:29:48what are you going to do?
00:29:49spank me
00:29:51ground me
00:29:53I'd like to see you try
00:29:55I have just the punishment for you
00:30:00time to feast
00:30:07what the fuck
00:30:15dad where's my door?
00:30:20you
00:30:21come on retrofit we've got them warning
00:30:25let's win this match
00:30:27what the hell I was about to win
00:30:33we need to talk
00:30:41whatever you have to say to me you can say in front of Bailey
00:30:43oh really?
00:30:44okay cool well
00:30:45I was going to say that the rumors about you and the teachers
00:30:48you know
00:30:49I do just really do
00:30:50okay fine we can talk
00:30:52you have five minutes
00:30:58you're kind of scary you know that
00:31:01me?
00:31:02you're the one that's been torturing me in school all year
00:31:04no no no
00:31:05after today I realized that that was child's play
00:31:11you
00:31:12you're an evil genius
00:31:14you did tell me to punish you
00:31:16is this what you wanted to talk to me about?
00:31:19are you finally ready to take me seriously as your nanny?
00:31:22no
00:31:23I will never take you seriously as my nanny
00:31:26but
00:31:27I did want to make a deal
00:31:29what kind of deal?
00:31:35the kind where
00:31:36I stay out of your way
00:31:38so you're free to nanny Bailey
00:31:42and I won't cause any problems
00:31:44and in return
00:31:48you stay out of my way
00:31:50and tell my dad I've been a good little boy
00:31:53and why would I agree to that?
00:31:58because if you don't
00:31:59and I tell my dad I've got the hots for my nanny
00:32:02you'll be out on your ass by dinner
00:32:04okay
00:32:06but this only works if you actually behave
00:32:09don't skip school and don't let your grades drop
00:32:11I'll behave
00:32:12it's a calc's honor
00:32:14but first
00:32:19some ground rules
00:32:20fair enough
00:32:21what are they?
00:32:22rule one
00:32:23you already agreed to
00:32:24you won't be my nanny in name
00:32:26or action
00:32:27only if you behave
00:32:28if your dad thinks I'm not doing my job
00:32:30don't worry about that
00:32:31okay
00:32:32rule two
00:32:33no one at school finds out
00:32:35that you're my nanny
00:32:36or that you live in my house
00:32:37deal
00:32:38I have a rule two
00:32:40stop bullying me in school
00:32:42I'll try to control myself
00:32:45I've not been very good at that around you
00:32:48what are you doing?
00:32:50sealing our deal
00:32:52with the kids
00:32:53are you kidding?
00:32:54we hate each other
00:32:56guess we'll have to do it the old fashioned way then
00:33:01I guess we'll have to do it the old fashioned way then
00:33:19wait in the car yeah?
00:33:20we don't want anyone knowing we're together
00:33:22fine
00:33:23oh Bailey's lunchbox
00:33:25we need to go
00:33:26I don't care
00:33:27maybe I can have a delivery service take this to her
00:33:34still showing your face at school?
00:33:36haven't you got the message?
00:33:38what?
00:33:39that you hate me?
00:33:39I think that's pretty clear
00:33:41then I guess using words
00:33:43isn't enough
00:33:44are you going to put your drink on me?
00:33:46how original
00:33:47you already looked chuffed
00:33:49dumping this on you won't make a difference
00:33:51I know the right way to hurt a desperate try hard like you
00:33:56don't we have a history essay due today?
00:33:59no I spent two weeks on that
00:34:01too bad I don't care
00:34:02Felix, stop them
00:34:05Felix, stop them
00:34:08did you just ask Felix for help?
00:34:10don't tell me this pick me is throwing herself at you now
00:34:13if I stop Skye she'll just go after Abby even harder
00:34:17next time you want to say my name take me to the bedroom first
00:34:35see you in class
00:34:36bottom feeder
00:34:38what happened to our deal?
00:34:45I promised I wouldn't bully you
00:34:47I didn't say I promised to protect you from other bullies
00:34:50yeah but why are they bullying me Felix?
00:34:51because you started it
00:34:53they're just following your lead
00:34:54I mean wait
00:34:55no
00:34:56our deal's off
00:35:01the delivery guy said he'd meet me here
00:35:05what are you doing Jack?
00:35:10I don't know
00:35:11hit the gym or something
00:35:12oh my god
00:35:13what is that?
00:35:14I knew she was a freak but I didn't realise she was that kinky
00:35:19Jack
00:35:20Jack
00:35:21what do you reckon she's got in there?
00:35:23sex toys?
00:35:24hey
00:35:25come over here baby
00:35:27show me what's in that lunchbox
00:35:29Felix you left your lunch at home
00:35:36what the hell?
00:35:37that's not Felix's
00:35:38yes it is
00:35:39see?
00:35:40Felix Barnes
00:35:41Barnes
00:35:42Abbey
00:35:43you're fucking
00:35:44more
00:35:50why is your last name on that lunchbox Felix?
00:35:52I'm not the only one with that last name
00:35:54why do you look so nervous man?
00:35:55is that actually yours?
00:35:57it's not
00:35:58it's not mine
00:35:59it's a cup for
00:36:00Bailey Barnes
00:36:02yes thank you
00:36:03Bailey Barnes
00:36:04isn't that your little sister?
00:36:06why does scholarship slut have it?
00:36:09I'm actually the nanny for Bailey
00:36:11and Felix
00:36:17no
00:36:18are you secretly a little baby?
00:36:21do you need me to change your diaper?
00:36:24you want me to
00:36:25do you need to do the baba?
00:36:26do you need to
00:36:27do you need to
00:36:28that's enough okay
00:36:29and you're not my nanny
00:36:30no Felix!
00:36:32Felix!
00:36:33Felix!
00:36:34how dare you carry me like that?
00:36:36how dare you tell everyone that you're my nanny?
00:36:38our deal included you not bullying me in school remember?
00:36:40yeah I didn't
00:36:41my friends did
00:36:42yeah your friends
00:36:43one word from you and they would have stopped
00:36:44but you didn't
00:36:45I can't control other people
00:36:47funny I seem to remember you trying to control me when I became your nanny
00:36:50so what that's just it then?
00:36:51not even one day and our deal's off
00:36:53you drive me crazy
00:36:55your feelings mute you
00:36:56look I'll see you at home
00:36:57where you'll have a list of chores to do
00:36:59I can't have you as my nanny anymore
00:37:02time to get you out of my house for good
00:37:07listen up
00:37:08end of the world pool party tonight at house barnes
00:37:11bring the chaos we're partying till the sunrise
00:37:13wait till the sunrise
00:37:14OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH MIH
00:37:26Oh, here she is.
00:37:47What the hell is this?
00:37:51First annual Felix Barnes End of the World Party!
00:37:54Shut it down now!
00:37:58For what?
00:38:00I'll call your dad.
00:38:02Call him and tell him you have no control over me and he'll drop you as my nanny like that.
00:38:12Do you not care if this is scaring your sister?
00:38:15I'm the nanny. It's your job to take care of her.
00:38:24Oh, Bailey.
00:38:26It's okay. I'm gonna go get rid of everyone. You stay here and try to rest.
00:38:42Abby! I'd offer you a beer but you're on the clock.
00:38:46You're getting absolutely pissed and what if your dad sees?
00:38:50He probably fired the irresponsible nanny.
00:38:52Bailey is scared your house is getting trashed.
00:38:55Your dad's gonna be home early in the morning so please shut this down.
00:38:58Oh my God.
00:38:59Quit the job and the party ends.
00:39:05You want this party to end?
00:39:07Easy.
00:39:08You've just got to say two words.
00:39:10I quit.
00:39:11How about these two words?
00:39:13Fuck off.
00:39:14Why do I think she's hot?
00:39:16Even when she's telling me to fuck off.
00:39:18I should hate her.
00:39:20Anyways, I'm going to go enjoy my party.
00:39:23And you're ready to quit.
00:39:26Come find me.
00:39:27Till then, keep me the fuck alone.
00:39:30I don't want you to kill my pipe.
00:39:34Yo, Sky.
00:39:35Wanna come play strip poker with the lads?
00:39:37I'm busy, Jack.
00:39:39Why is Abby more here?
00:39:41She has to know everyone hates her.
00:39:43Maybe she's trying to get with Felix.
00:39:45This is a party for the most popular people at school.
00:39:48Clearly, she's forgotten her place at Camden.
00:39:51Let's go and remind her.
00:39:55Hey, Abby.
00:39:57What are you doing at Felix's party?
00:39:59Trying to give all the guys erectile dysfunction?
00:40:02Oh, harsh, Sky.
00:40:04I'd still fuck her.
00:40:05Oh.
00:40:06Just put a bag on her head.
00:40:08You'd fuck anything, Jack.
00:40:10Look, see, your insults don't bother me anymore
00:40:12because I know you're just insecure.
00:40:14See, you're trying so hard
00:40:16and Felix still hasn't noticed you.
00:40:19What did you just say?
00:40:20Look, I'm just saying it must be hard
00:40:22having such an obvious crush on Felix
00:40:25and still being in the friendzone.
00:40:29You bitch.
00:40:35It's so good.
00:40:36Sky, please give that bag.
00:40:38My...
00:40:39My bra is see-through.
00:40:40I'll...
00:40:41It'll cover you up.
00:40:42Go fetch.
00:40:43Never I see through.
00:40:45I'll not cover you up.
00:40:50Go fetch!
00:41:07Swimming's easy, Abby. Just use your arms.
00:41:11Yeah, or you could use those fun bags to float.
00:41:17Ouch. No one wants to be associated with the teacher fucker. Yikes.
00:41:25You're delusional if you think I'm gonna help a pick me slut like you.
00:41:29I know just what I'm gonna do with this fugly shirt.
00:41:37Where is she? What's happening?
00:41:39Oh my god, Abby!
00:41:41I see.
00:41:46I see.
00:41:47I see.
00:41:49Did my bully just save me?
00:42:09Felix, thank you.
00:42:12Abby, I...
00:42:19Where's your shirt?
00:42:25And your bra is...
00:42:26I see through.
00:42:27I know you're still looking at me.
00:42:32Shit.
00:42:33I can't look at her or I'll get hard.
00:42:47Tell me, did you just lose your shirt to get my attention?
00:42:50Don't flatter yourself.
00:42:54I'm just saying, I've got you cradled shirtless in my arms.
00:43:02Just because I'm your nanny...
00:43:04This has nothing to do with you being my nanny.
00:43:10Trust me.
00:43:25Where's my shirt?
00:43:26God, Abby.
00:43:27You really will do anything for attention, won't you?
00:43:31Why don't you go check the pool house?
00:43:38I can't believe I'm stuck being nannied by my sworn enemy.
00:43:41And I can't stop thinking about her.
00:43:43This party better make her quit so I can get her out of my head.
00:43:46This party better make her quit.
00:44:03Oh, there she is.
00:44:05Everybody thinks I slept with my teacher to make valedictorian, but it's a stupid
00:44:19rumour that cost my mum her job and me my reputation.
00:44:22Teacher fucker.
00:44:30If you like my art project, I call it ugly inside.
00:44:33Ugly outside.
00:44:36Felix Barnes, my arch nemesis.
00:44:38I should have known.
00:44:39Tell me, when will you get bored of bullying me?
00:44:41You slept your way to the top of Camden Prep's academic pyramid.
00:44:44I get you needed the scholarship, but the whole sleeping with the teacher thing is a bit played out now.
00:44:54I didn't.
00:44:56You probably made up that rumour because you couldn't keep up with me.
00:44:59You're so cute when you're angry.
00:45:03You're ugly when you're an arse.
00:45:09You know what your problem is?
00:45:10You think you can beat me?
00:45:19This is my school, Abby Moore.
00:45:21Kiss my arse, Felix Barnes.
00:45:25I thought you only let the teachers do that.
00:45:28Get on my way. I'm late for my new job.
00:45:33What have you done to? You're taking me to therapy.
00:45:35Shit.
00:45:36I'll be fine.
00:45:43What have you done to? You're taking me to therapy.
00:45:47Shit.
00:45:48You're fine.
00:45:49Oh my god. Are you okay?
00:45:50Oh my god, are you okay?
00:46:04Oh, it just looks like you grazed it.
00:46:06See, I have a plaster in my back.
00:46:10Bailey?
00:46:15There we go.
00:46:17Oh my god, watch out!
00:46:20Oh my god!
00:46:22Oh my god!
00:46:24Oh my god!
00:46:26Oh my god!
00:46:28Oh my god!
00:46:30Oh my god!
00:46:32Oh my god!
00:46:34Phoenix!
00:46:36You saved me!
00:46:38It wasn't for you. This is my little sister.
00:46:42I don't care whether you live or die.
00:46:44That's the nicest thing you've ever done for me and you're still being a bum about it.
00:46:48It's okay.
00:46:50How did such a sweet little girl end up with such a horrible older brother?
00:46:54There's no point in talking to Bailey.
00:46:56She hasn't spoken since our mum died.
00:46:58That's okay, I understand.
00:46:59My dad passed away a couple of years ago.
00:47:00It kind of feels like a club that no one wants to be a part of.
00:47:04My boss is wondering where I am.
00:47:06Will you be okay if I leave you with this big scary man?
00:47:08Stop acting like a saint.
00:47:10No one's barring it.
00:47:12Why are you so mean?
00:47:14She's nice.
00:47:16Yeah, maybe she is.
00:47:18Let's go.
00:47:20You must be the new living nunny.
00:47:22Yes, sir.
00:47:23I'm really sorry I'm late.
00:47:24Well, you're lucky because my children haven't returned home from school yet.
00:47:26Otherwise you'd be fired.
00:47:27You'll be nannying my daughter.
00:47:28She's alive.
00:47:29Why are you so mean?
00:47:30Why are you so mean?
00:47:31Why are you so mean?
00:47:32She's nice.
00:47:33Yeah, maybe she is.
00:47:34Let's go.
00:47:35Let's go.
00:47:42You must be the new living nanny.
00:47:43Yes, sir.
00:47:44I'm really sorry I'm late.
00:47:45Well, you're lucky because my children haven't returned home from school yet.
00:47:48Otherwise you'd be fired.
00:47:54You'll be nannying my daughter.
00:47:55She's 11.
00:47:56And my teenage troublemaking son.
00:47:59I was only told about a little girl.
00:48:01What do you mean a teenage son?
00:48:03You'll be in charge of making sure my children are up for school,
00:48:06their homework is completed,
00:48:08and they're fed a healthy dinner.
00:48:10And if they misbehave, punish them.
00:48:13They say your son is 17.
00:48:14How am I supposed to punish a boy that's my age?
00:48:16The agency said you're the best in your class.
00:48:18Figure it out.
00:48:19I need this job.
00:48:21If this kid is such a loser,
00:48:22he needs a nanny to feed him and help him with his homework,
00:48:25how bad could he be?
00:48:26Benny and I are home.
00:48:29Meet your new nanny.
00:48:31Oh, God.
00:48:32I was just hired as my bully's nanny.
00:48:35I'm really sorry, but I can't work for you.
00:48:38You're contracted by the nannying agency
00:48:40to take any job they see fit to put you forward for.
00:48:43I know, but I'm really sorry, but I can't.
00:48:45If you walk away now,
00:48:46I'll make sure you never get another job again.
00:48:49Dad, I know that I was late picking Bailey up a couple of times,
00:48:51but we do not need a nanny.
00:48:53Don't try to bargain with me, Felix.
00:48:55You've made a right mess of yourself.
00:48:57You've got a bad attitude,
00:48:58you're sleeping in late,
00:49:00and your grades are dropping.
00:49:02And since your mum isn't around to keep you in line,
00:49:05I've got you the next best thing.
00:49:07Bailey's on board.
00:49:08Are you going to get in line,
00:49:09or shall I take back the key to your fancy sports car?
00:49:12Fine.
00:49:13Don't blame me when she quits.
00:49:14You already know I'm not a quitter.
00:49:16Show her to the guest room.
00:49:18The agency have already dropped off her belongings.
00:49:22Look, I know the situation is weird,
00:49:24but I'll show you out of your way if you stay out of mine.
00:49:29Look,
00:49:30I want you out of my school,
00:49:32out of my house,
00:49:33and out of my life.
00:49:34I'm going to make your life living hell,
00:49:36and so you quit.
00:49:38Fine.
00:49:39I'll make yours ten times worse.
00:49:41Your dad gave me full permission to punish you.
00:49:45Bring it on.
00:49:48Beep.
00:49:49Beep.
00:49:50Beep.
00:49:51Beep.
00:49:52Beep.
00:49:53Beep.
00:49:54Beep.
00:49:55Beep.
00:49:56Beep.
00:50:05Felix may bully me in school,
00:50:07but as his living nanny,
00:50:08I'm in charge at home.
00:50:10Wakey, wakey, Elixirvakey!
00:50:16What the fuck?
00:50:18Language.
00:50:19You don't want another punishment, do you?
00:50:21You know, if you wanted to get me wet,
00:50:23there's better ways to do that.
00:50:24Dry off, you have homework to do.
00:50:25No.
00:50:26I'm going to the beach, nanny.
00:50:27I'm going to the beach, nanny.
00:50:28I don't think so.
00:50:29I'm going to the beach, nanny.
00:50:30I don't think so.
00:50:31I'm going to the beach, nanny.
00:50:32I don't think so.
00:50:33I'm going to the beach, nanny.
00:50:34I don't think so.
00:50:35I'm going to the beach, nanny.
00:50:36I don't think so.
00:50:37I'm going to the beach, nanny.
00:50:38I don't think so.
00:50:39You'll go once you do your work.
00:50:40I'm going to the beach, nanny.
00:50:41You'll go once you do your work.
00:50:43I'm going to the beach, nanny.
00:50:44I'm going to the beach, nanny.
00:50:45I don't know if you wanted to get me wet,
00:50:46there's better ways to do that.
00:50:47Dry off, you have homework to do.
00:50:50No.
00:50:51I'm going to the beach, nanny.
00:50:53I don't think so.
00:51:07You'll go once you do your work.
00:51:12Good job, you only got a couple wrong this time.
00:51:16Study these ones next time so you get them right.
00:51:19I'm finished too.
00:51:23What the hell? Your market are more than the teachers do.
00:51:26Your dad expects your grace to go up under my supervision.
00:51:29So no sub power.
00:51:35Well I don't take notes from the slap.
00:51:38You're so immature.
00:51:40I know.
00:51:42Does my nanny need to punish me?
00:51:44You think I won't?
00:51:45What are you gonna do?
00:51:47Spank me?
00:51:50Ground me?
00:51:51I'd like to see you try.
00:51:55I have just the punishment for you.
00:52:00Time to feast.
00:52:04What the fuck?
00:52:12Dad, where's my door?
00:52:13No you can't crack the case.
00:52:14Give it.
00:52:15Give it.
00:52:16Give it.
00:52:17Give it.
00:52:18You.
00:52:20Come on retrofit.
00:52:21We've got to warn it.
00:52:23Let's win this match.
00:52:24What the hell?
00:52:25I was about to win.
00:52:26We need to talk.
00:52:27Whatever you have to say to me you can say in front of Bailey.
00:52:28Oh really?
00:52:29Okay cool.
00:52:30Well I was going to say that the rumours about you and the teachers, you know.
00:52:45I do just really do-
00:52:47Okay fine we can talk.
00:52:54You have five minutes.
00:52:56You're kind of scary you know that.
00:52:58Me?
00:52:59You're the one that's been torturing me in school all year.
00:53:01No no no.
00:53:02After today I've realised that that was child's play.
00:53:08You.
00:53:09You're an evil genius.
00:53:11You did tell me to punish you.
00:53:14Is this what you wanted to talk to me about?
00:53:16Are you finally ready to take me seriously as your nanny?
00:53:19No.
00:53:21I will never take you seriously as my nanny.
00:53:24But I did want to make a deal.
00:53:26What kind of deal?
00:53:32The kind where I stay out of your way.
00:53:38So you're free to nanny Bailey and I won't cause any problems.
00:53:43And in return you stay out of my way.
00:53:47And tell my dad I've been a good little boy.
00:53:52And why would I agree to that?
00:53:54Cause if you don't.
00:53:55And I tell my dad I've got the hots for my nanny.
00:53:58You'll be out on your ass by dinner.
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:03But this only works if you actually behave.
00:54:05Don't skip school and don't let your grades drop.
00:54:08I'll behave.
00:54:10Scout's honor.
00:54:15But first some ground rules.
00:54:17Fair enough.
00:54:18What are they?
00:54:19Rule one you already agreed to.
00:54:21You won't be my nanny in name or action.
00:54:23Or action.
00:54:24Only if you behave.
00:54:25If your dad thinks I'm not doing my job.
00:54:27Yeah.
00:54:28Don't worry about that.
00:54:29Okay.
00:54:30Rule two.
00:54:31No one at school finds out.
00:54:32That you're my nanny or that you live in my house.
00:54:35Deal.
00:54:36I have a rule too.
00:54:38Stop bullying me in school.
00:54:41I'll try to control myself.
00:54:43Although I've not been very good at that around you.
00:54:46What are you doing?
00:54:47Sailing our deal.
00:54:48With a kiss.
00:54:54Are you kidding?
00:54:56We hate each other.
00:54:57Guess we'll have to do it the old fashioned way then.
00:54:59Wait in the car yeah?
00:55:00I don't want anyone knowing we're together.
00:55:01Fine.
00:55:02Oh Bailey's lunchbox.
00:55:03We need to go.
00:55:04I don't care.
00:55:05Maybe I can have a delivery service take this to her.
00:55:06Still showing your face at school?
00:55:07Haven't you got the message?
00:55:08I don't care.
00:55:09Maybe I can have a delivery service take this to her.
00:55:12Still showing your face at school?
00:55:13Haven't you got the message?
00:55:14What, do you hate me?
00:55:15I think that's pretty clear.
00:55:16Then I guess using words isn't enough.
00:55:17Then we're gonna put it in the car.
00:55:19I don't know if we need a bus.
00:55:20If we're going to go.
00:55:21Wait in the car yeah?
00:55:22I don't want anyone knowing we're together.
00:55:23Fine.
00:55:24Oh Bailey's lunchbox.
00:55:25We need to go.
00:55:26I don't care.
00:55:27Maybe I can have a delivery service take this to her.
00:55:29Still showing your face at school?
00:55:32Haven't you got the message?
00:55:34What do you hate me?
00:55:35I think that's pretty clear.
00:55:37Then I guess using words isn't enough.
00:55:40Isn't enough we're gonna put your drink on me how original you already look chuffed
00:55:46Dumping this on you won't make a difference. I
00:55:49Know the right way to hurt a desperate try hard like you
00:55:54Don't we have a history essay due today? No, I spent two weeks on that. Too bad. I don't care
00:56:01Felix stop them
00:56:03Felix stop them
00:56:05Did you just ask Felix for help don't tell me this pick me is throwing herself at you now if I stop sky
00:56:11She'll just go after Abby even harder next time you want to say my name take me to the bedroom first
00:56:31See you in class bottom feeder
00:56:35I
00:56:41What happened to our deal I promised I wouldn't bully you
00:56:45Didn't say I promised to protect you from other bullies. Yeah, but why are they bullying me Felix because you started it?
00:56:50They're just following your lead. I mean wait no
00:56:53Our deals off
00:57:00The delivery guy said he'd meet me here
00:57:05What are you doing Jack?
00:57:07I don't know
00:57:09Oh my god, what is that?
00:57:11Damn I knew she was a freak, but I didn't realize she was that kinky
00:57:17Jack
00:57:19I reckon she's got in there sex toys
00:57:21Hey
00:57:23Come over here, baby. Show me what's in that lunchbox
00:57:30Oh, yeah
00:57:31Felix you left your lunch at home. What the hell? That's not Felix's
00:57:35Yes, it is. See Felix Barnes
00:57:37Abbey
00:57:39You're fucking more
00:57:47Why is your last name on that lunchbox Felix?
00:57:48I'm not the only one with that last name
00:57:50Why do you look so nervous man? Is that actually yours?
00:57:53It's not. It's not mine. It's a ticket for Bailey Barnes
00:57:58Yes, thank you. Bailey Barnes
00:58:00Isn't that your little sister?
00:58:03Why does scholarship slut have it?
00:58:05I'm actually the nanny for Bailey
00:58:08And Felix
00:58:09Are you secretly a little baby?
00:58:19Do you need me to change your diaper? You want me to
00:58:24That's enough okay, and you're not my nanny
00:58:28No, Caleb?
00:58:30Hospital
00:58:33How dare you tell everyone that you're my nanny
00:58:34Our deal included you not bullying me in school, remember?
00:58:36Yeah, I didn't my friends did
00:58:37I didn't, my friends did.
00:58:38Yeah, your friends.
00:58:39One word from you and they would have stopped, but you didn't.
00:58:42I can't control other people.
00:58:44Funny, I seem to remember you trying to control me when I became your nanny.
00:58:47So what, that's just it then?
00:58:48Not even one day and I'll deal off.
00:58:50You drive me crazy.
00:58:52The feelings mute you.
00:58:53Look, I'll see you at home where you'll have a list of chores to do.
00:58:57I can't have you as my nanny anymore.
00:58:59Time to get you out of my house for good.
00:59:01Listen up, end of the world pool party tonight at House Barnes.
00:59:08Bring the chaos, we're partying till the sunrise.
00:59:31Oh, there she is.
00:59:43What the hell is this?
00:59:45First annual Felix Barnes end of the world party.
00:59:50Shut it down now.
00:59:54For what?
00:59:55I'll call your dad.
00:59:58Call him and tell him you have no control over me.
01:00:01And he'll drop you as my nanny like that.
01:00:09Do you not care if this is scaring your sister?
01:00:12I'm the nanny.
01:00:12It's your job to take care of her.
01:00:21Oh, Bailey.
01:00:22It's okay.
01:00:23I'm gonna go get rid of everyone.
01:00:25You stay here and try to rest.
01:00:31Abby.
01:00:32I'd offer you a beer but you're on the clock.
01:00:37You're getting absolutely pissed.
01:00:37And what if your dad sees?
01:00:38He'd probably fire the irresponsible nanny.
01:00:40Bailey is scared your house is getting trashed.
01:00:41And my dad's gonna be home early in the morning.
01:00:42So please shut this down.
01:00:43Quit the job.
01:00:43And the party ends.
01:00:45You want this party to end?
01:00:59Easy.
01:01:00You just got to say two words.
01:01:06I quit.
01:01:07How about these two words?
01:01:09Fuck off.
01:01:10Why do I think she's hot?
01:01:12Even when she's telling me to fuck off.
01:01:14I should hate her.
01:01:16Anyways, I'm going to go enjoy my party.
01:01:19And if you're ready to quit, come find me.
01:01:24Till then, leave me the fuck alone.
01:01:26I want you to kill my pipe.
01:01:30Yo, Sky.
01:01:32Wanna come play strip poker with the lads?
01:01:33I'm busy, Jack.
01:01:36Why is Abby more here?
01:01:38She has to know everyone hates her.
01:01:40Maybe she's trying to get with Felix.
01:01:41This is a party for the most popular people at school.
01:01:45Clearly, she's forgotten her place at Camden.
01:01:47Let's go and wind up.
01:01:52Hey, Abby.
01:01:54What are you doing at Felix's party?
01:01:56Trying to give all the guys erectile dysfunction.
01:01:59Oh, harsh, Sky.
01:02:01I'd still fuck her.
01:02:02Oh.
01:02:02Just put a bag on her head.
01:02:05You'd fuck anything, Jack.
01:02:06Look, so your insults don't bother me anymore,
01:02:09because I know you're just insecure.
01:02:11See, you're trying so hard and Felix still hasn't noticed you.
01:02:16What did you just say?
01:02:17Look, I'm just saying, it must be hard having such an obvious crush on Felix
01:02:23and still being in the friend zone.
01:02:26You bitch.
01:02:38Sky, please give that bag.
01:02:39I'm sorry, my never eyes see you through.
01:02:41Oh, I'll cover you up.
01:02:46Go fetch.
01:02:48Swimming's easy, Abby, just use your arms.
01:02:55Yeah, or you could use those fun bags to float.
01:03:10I'll cover you up.
01:03:11Someone help.
01:03:13Ouch.
01:03:14No one wants to be associated with the teacher fucker.
01:03:18Yikes.
01:03:20Sky, help.
01:03:21You're delusional if you think I'm going to help a pick me slut like you.
01:03:26I know just what I'm going to do with this fugly shirt.
01:03:34Where is she?
01:03:35What's happening?
01:03:36Oh my god, Abby!
01:03:36Did my bully just save me?
01:03:43Felix!
01:03:44Did my bully just save me?
01:04:06Felix, thank you.
01:04:08Abby, I...
01:04:10Where's your shirt?
01:04:22And your bra is...
01:04:23I see through, I know, stop looking at me.
01:04:29Shit, I can't look at her or I'll get hard.
01:04:36Tell me, did you just lose your shirt to get my attention?
01:04:46Don't flatter yourself.
01:04:49I'm just saying, I've got you cradled shirtless in my arms.
01:04:59It's because I'm your nanny.
01:05:00This has nothing to do with you being my nanny.
01:05:06Trust me.
01:05:08Where's my shirt?
01:05:10God, Abby, you really will do anything for attention, won't you?
01:05:15Why don't you go check the pool house?
01:05:21I can't believe I'm stuck being nannied by my sworn enemy.
01:05:22And I can't stop thinking about her.
01:05:23This party better make her quit so I can get her out of my head.
01:05:28This party better make her quit so I can get her out of my head.
01:05:58Oh, there she is.
01:06:12Everybody thinks I slept with my teacher to make valedictorian.
01:06:14But it's a stupid rumour that cost my mum her job and me my reputation.
01:06:19You like my art project?
01:06:28I call it ugly inside.
01:06:30Ugly outside.
01:06:32Felix Barnes, my art nemesis.
01:06:34I should have known.
01:06:36Tell me, when will you get bored of bullying me?
01:06:38You slept your way to the top of Camden Prep's academic pyramid.
01:06:41I get you needed the scholarship.
01:06:44But the whole sleeping with the teacher thing is a bit played out now.
01:06:48I didn't.
01:06:52You probably made up that rumour because you couldn't keep up with me.
01:06:56You're so cute when you're angry.
01:06:59You're ugly when you're an arse.
01:07:01You know what your problem is?
01:07:06You think you can beat me?
01:07:16This is my school, Abby Moore.
01:07:21Kiss my arse Felix Barnes.
01:07:23I thought you only let the teachers do that.
01:07:27Get on my way.
01:07:29I'm late for my new job.
01:07:30I'm late for my new job.
01:07:32I'm late for my new job.
01:07:33What are you, Tal Tal, to you're taking me to therapy?
01:07:35What are you, Dan, so you're taking me to therapy.
01:07:45Shit.
01:07:46You're fine.
01:07:59Oh my god, are you okay?
01:08:01Oh, it just looks like you grazed it.
01:08:03See, I have a plaster in my back.
01:08:07Bailey?
01:08:12Bailey.
01:08:14Oh my god, watch out!
01:08:33Phoenix, you saved me.
01:08:37It wasn't for you, this is my little sister. I don't care whether you live or die.
01:08:42That's the nicest thing you've ever done for me and you're still being a bum about it.
01:08:45It's okay. How did such a sweet little girl end up with such a horrible older brother?
01:08:55There's no point in talking to Bailey. She hasn't spoken since our mum died.
01:08:59That's okay, I understand. My dad passed away a couple of years ago.
01:09:02It kind of feels like a club that no one wants to be a part of.
01:09:08My boss is wondering where I am.
01:09:11Will you be okay if I leave you with this big scary man?
01:09:14Stop acting like a saint. No one's barring it.
01:09:16Why are you so mean? She's nice.
01:09:29Yeah, maybe she is.
01:09:31Let's go.
01:09:32You must be the new live-in nanny.
01:09:36Yes, sir. I'm really sorry I'm late.
01:09:38Well, you're lucky because my children haven't returned home from school yet.
01:09:41Otherwise you'd be fired.
01:09:43You'll be nannying my daughter, she's 11.
01:09:47And my teenage, troublemaking son.
01:09:49I was only told about a little girl. What do you mean a teenage son?
01:09:51You'll be in charge of making sure my children are up for school.
01:09:54You'll be in charge of making sure my children are up for school.
01:09:57You'll be in charge of making sure my children are up for school.
01:10:00You'll be in charge of making sure my children are up for school.
01:10:03Their homework is completed.
01:10:05And they're fed a healthy dinner.
01:10:07And if they misbehave, punish them.
01:10:10They say your son is 17. How am I supposed to punish a boy that's my age?
01:10:13The agency said you're the best in your class. Figure it out.
01:10:16I need this job.
01:10:18If this kid is such a loser, he needs a nanny to feed him and help him with his homework.
01:10:22How bad could he be?
01:10:24Benny and I are home.
01:10:27What are you doing here?
01:10:28Son, meet your new nanny.
01:10:31Oh God. I was just hired as my bully's nanny.
01:10:35I'm really sorry, but I can't work for you.
01:10:37You're contracted by the nannying agency to take any job they see fit to put you forward for.
01:10:43I know, but I'm really sorry, but I can't.
01:10:45If you walk away now, I'll make sure you never get another job again.
01:10:49Dad, I know that I was late picking Bailey up a couple of times, but we do not need a nanny.
01:10:52Don't try to bargain with me, Felix.
01:10:55You've made a right mess of yourself. You've got a bad attitude, you're sleeping in late, and your grades are dropping.
01:11:02And since your mum isn't around to keep you in line, I've got you the next best thing.
01:11:07The baby's on board. Are you going to get in line, or shall I take back the key to your fancy sports car?
01:11:12Fine. Don't blame me when she quits.
01:11:13You already know I'm not a quitter.
01:11:16Show her to the guest room. The agency have already dropped off her belongings.
01:11:21Look, I know the situation is weird, but I'll show you out of your way if you stay out of mine.
01:11:28Look, I want you out of my school, out of my house, and out of my life.
01:11:34I'm going to make your life living hell until you quit.
01:11:37Fine.
01:11:39I'll make yours ten times worse. Your dad gave me full permission to punish you.
01:11:44Bring it on.
01:11:45Bring it on.
01:12:05Felix may bully me in school, but as his living nanny, I'm in charge at home.
01:12:10Wakey, wakey, elixirfakey!
01:12:15What the fuck?!
01:12:19Language. You don't want another punishment, do you?
01:12:21You know, if you wanted to get me wet, there's better ways to do that.
01:12:29Dry off, you have homework to do.
01:12:32No.
01:12:33I'm going to the beach, nanny.
01:12:35mmmm...
01:12:36I don't think so.
01:12:48No, I'm going to the beach nanny.
01:12:51You know, if you want to get me wet, there's better ways to do that.
01:12:56Dry off, you have homework to do.
01:12:57You'll go once you do your work.
01:13:13Good job, you only got a couple wrong this time.
01:13:16Study these ones next time so you get them right.
01:13:19I'm finished too.
01:13:23What the hell?
01:13:24Your market are more than the teachers do.
01:13:25Your dad expects your grace to go up under my supervision, so no sub-power.
01:13:34Well, I don't take notes when I slap.
01:13:38You're so immature.
01:13:39I know.
01:13:41Does my nanny need to punish me?
01:13:43You think I won?
01:13:44What are you going to do?
01:13:47Spank me?
01:13:49Ground me?
01:13:50I'd like to see you try.
01:13:51I have just the punishment for you.
01:13:59Time to feast.
01:14:03What the fuck?
01:14:11Dad, where's my door?
01:14:13You.
01:14:20Come on, Retrofit.
01:14:21We've got them warning.
01:14:22Let's win this match.
01:14:28What the hell?
01:14:28I was about to win.
01:14:29We need to talk.
01:14:37Whatever you have to say to me, you can say in front of Bailey.
01:14:40Oh, really?
01:14:41Okay, cool.
01:14:41Well, I was going to say that the rumors about you and the teachers, you know.
01:14:45I do just really think...
01:14:47Okay, fine, we can talk.
01:14:53You have five minutes.
01:14:56You're kind of scary, you know that.
01:14:58Me?
01:14:59You're the one that's been torturing me in school all year.
01:15:01No, no, no.
01:15:06After today, I realized that that was child's play.
01:15:08You.
01:15:09You're an evil genius.
01:15:11You did tell me to punish you.
01:15:14Is this what you wanted to talk to me about?
01:15:16Are you finally ready to take me seriously as your nanny?
01:15:19No.
01:15:20I will never take you seriously as my nanny.
01:15:24But I did want to make a deal.
01:15:31What kind of deal?
01:15:32The kind where I stay out of your way.
01:15:37So you're free to nanny Bailey and I won't cause any problems.
01:15:43And in return, you stay out of my way.
01:15:46And tell my dad I've been a good little boy.
01:15:51And why would I agree to that?
01:15:54Because if you don't, and I tell my dad I've got the hots for my nanny,
01:15:58you'll be out on your ass by dinner.
01:15:59Okay.
01:16:02But this only works if you actually behave.
01:16:05Don't skip school and don't let your grades drop.
01:16:07I'll behave.
01:16:09It's a count on it.
01:16:10But first, some ground rules.
01:16:17Fair enough.
01:16:18What are they?
01:16:19Rule one, you already agreed to.
01:16:21You won't be my nanny in name or action.
01:16:23Only if you behave.
01:16:25If your dad thinks I'm not doing my job.
01:16:27Yeah, don't worry about that, okay?
01:16:28Rule two, no one at school finds out.
01:16:31That you're my nanny or that you live in my house.
01:16:34Deal.
01:16:35I have a rule too.
01:16:37Stop bullying me in school.
01:16:40I'll try to control myself.
01:16:42Although I've not been very good at that around you.
01:16:46What are you doing?
01:16:47Sailing our deal.
01:16:49With a kiss.
01:16:50Are you kidding?
01:16:55We hate each other.
01:16:57Guess we'll have to do it the old-fashioned way then.
01:17:15Wait in the car, yeah?
01:17:16I don't want anyone knowing we're together.
01:17:18Fine.
01:17:20Oh, Bailey's lunchbox.
01:17:22We need to go...
01:17:22I don't care.
01:17:24Maybe I can have a delivery service take this to her.
01:17:31Still showing your face at school.
01:17:33Haven't you got the message?
01:17:34What, do you hate me?
01:17:36I think that's pretty clear.
01:17:38Then I guess using words isn't enough.
01:17:41Are you going to pour your drink on me?
01:17:43How original.
01:17:44You already looked chuffed.
01:17:45Dumping this on you won't make a difference.
01:17:47I know the right way to hurt a desperate try-hard like you.
01:17:54Don't we have a history essay due today?
01:17:56No, I spent two weeks on that.
01:17:58Too bad I don't care.
01:18:00Felix, stop them.
01:18:03Felix, stop them.
01:18:05Did you just ask Felix for help?
01:18:07Don't tell me this pick-me is throwing herself at you now.
01:18:10If I stop Skye, she'll just go after Abby even harder.
01:18:13Next time you want to say my name, take me to the bedroom first.
01:18:16See you in class.
01:18:33Bottom feeder.
01:18:33What happened to our deal?
01:18:42I promised I wouldn't bully you.
01:18:44I didn't say I promised to protect you from other bullies.
01:18:47Yeah, but why are they bullying me, Felix?
01:18:48Because you started it.
01:18:50They're just following your lead.
01:18:51I mean, wait.
01:18:52No.
01:18:53Our deal's off.
01:18:54The delivery guy said he'd meet me here.
01:19:05What are you doing, Jack?
01:19:07I don't know.
01:19:08Hit the gym or something?
01:19:09Oh my God.
01:19:10What is that?
01:19:13Damn, I knew she was a freak, but I didn't realise she was that kinky.
01:19:17Jack.
01:19:18What do you reckon she's got in there?
01:19:20Sex toys?
01:19:21Hey.
01:19:22Come over here, baby.
01:19:24Show me what's in that lunchbox.
01:19:29Oh yeah.
01:19:30Felix, you left your lunch at home.
01:19:32What the hell?
01:19:33That's not Felix's.
01:19:34Yes, it is.
01:19:35See?
01:19:36Felix Barnes.
01:19:38Abby, you're fucking more.
01:19:46Why is your last name on that lunchbox, Felix?
01:19:48I'm not the only one with that last name.
01:19:50Why do you look so nervous, man?
01:19:52Is that actually yours?
01:19:53It's not.
01:19:54It's not mine.
01:19:55It's for Bailey Barnes.
01:19:58Yes, thank you.
01:19:59Bailey Barnes?
01:20:00Isn't that your little sister?
01:20:03Why does scholarship slut have it?
01:20:05I'm actually the nanny for Bailey.
01:20:08And Felix.
01:20:09Felix.
01:20:09Are you secretly a little baby?
01:20:17Do you need me to change your diaper?
01:20:20Do you want me to...
01:20:21Baba?
01:20:22That's enough, okay?
01:20:25And you're not my nanny.
01:20:26No, Felix!
01:20:29Felix!
01:20:29How dare you carry me like that?
01:20:32How dare you tell everyone that you're my nanny?
01:20:34Our deal included you not bullying me in school, remember?
01:20:36Yeah, I didn't.
01:20:37My friends did.
01:20:38Yeah, your friends.
01:20:39One word from you and they would have stopped.
01:20:40But you didn't.
01:20:42I can't control other people.
01:20:44Funny, I seem to remember you trying to control me when I became your nanny.
01:20:47So what, that's just it then?
01:20:48Not even one day and our deal's off.
01:20:50You drive me crazy.
01:20:51Your feelings meet you.
01:20:52Look, I'll see you at home.
01:20:54Or you'll have a list of chores to do.
01:20:57I can't have you as my nanny anymore.
01:20:59Time to get you out of my house for good.
01:21:03Listen up!
01:21:05End of the world pool party tonight at House Barnes.
01:21:07Bring the chaos, we're partying till the sunrise.
01:21:21Oh, here she is.
01:21:43What the hell is this?
01:21:47First annual Felix Barnes end of the world party.
01:21:50Shut it down now.
01:21:54For what?
01:21:56I'll call your dad.
01:21:58Call him and tell him you have no control over me.
01:22:01And he'll drop you as my nanny like that.
01:22:08Do you not care if this is scaring your sister?
01:22:11I'm the nanny.
01:22:12It's your job to take care of her.
01:22:20Oh, Bailey.
01:22:22It's okay.
01:22:23I'm going to go get rid of everyone.
01:22:25You stay here and try to rest.
01:22:38Abby!
01:22:40I'd offer you a beer, but you're on the clock.
01:22:42You're getting absolutely pissed.
01:22:44And what if your dad sees?
01:22:46He's probably fired the irresponsible nanny.
01:22:49Bailey is scared your house is getting trashed.
01:22:51Your dad's going to be home early in the morning, so please shut this down.
01:22:55Quit the job.
01:22:56And the party ends.
01:22:57You want this party to end?
01:23:03Easy.
01:23:04You've just got to say two words.
01:23:06I quit.
01:23:08How about these two words?
01:23:09Fuck off.
01:23:11Why do I think she's hot?
01:23:12Even when she's telling me to fuck off.
01:23:15I should hate her.
01:23:17Anyways, I'm going to go enjoy my party.
01:23:20And you're ready to quit.
01:23:22Come find me.
01:23:23Till then, keep me the fuck alone.
01:23:26I don't want you to kill my fight.
01:23:30Yo, Sky.
01:23:31Want to come play strip poker with the lads?
01:23:34I'm busy, Jack.
01:23:36Why is Abby Moore here?
01:23:37She has to know everyone hates her.
01:23:39Maybe she's trying to get with Felix.
01:23:41This is a party for the most popular people at school.
01:23:44Clearly, she's forgotten her place at Camden.
01:23:48Let's go and wind up.
01:23:51Hey, Abby.
01:23:53What are you doing at Felix's party?
01:23:56Trying to give all the guys erectile dysfunction.
01:23:59Oh, harsh, Sky.
01:24:00I'd still fuck her.
01:24:02Oh.
01:24:02Just put a bag on her head.
01:24:04You'd fuck anything, Jack.
01:24:07Look, see, your insults don't bother me anymore because I know you're just insecure.
01:24:11See, you're trying so hard and Felix still hasn't noticed you.
01:24:14What did you just say?
01:24:17Look, I'm just saying it must be hard having such an obvious crush on Felix and still being in the friend zone.
01:24:25You bitch.
01:24:27Skye, please give that bag.
01:24:39My bra is see-through.
01:24:41Oh, I'll cover you up.
01:24:45Go fetch.
01:24:47Swimming's easy, Abby.
01:25:05Just use your arms.
01:25:06Yeah, or you could use those fun bags to float.
01:25:10Someone help.
01:25:13Ouch.
01:25:14No one wants to be associated with the teacher fucker.
01:25:18Yikes.
01:25:19Sky, help.
01:25:21You're delusional if you think I'm going to help a pick-me slut like you.
01:25:25I know just what I'm going to do with this bubbly shirt.
01:25:33Where is she?
01:25:34What's happening?
01:25:36Oh my God, Abby!
01:25:55Did my bully just save me?
01:26:06Felix, thank you.
01:26:08Abby, I...
01:26:20Where's your shirt?
01:26:22And your bra is...
01:26:22I see through, I know.
01:26:23Stop looking at me.
01:26:25Shit, I can't look at her, or I'll get hard.
01:26:43Tell me, did you just lose your shirt to get my attention?
01:26:46Don't flatter yourself.
01:26:50I'm just saying, I've got you cradled shirtless in my arms.
01:26:53Just because I'm your nanny...
01:27:00This has nothing to do with you being my nanny.
01:27:07Trust me.
01:27:07I can't believe I'm stuck being nannied by my sworn enemy.
01:27:14Why don't you go check the pool house?
01:27:29I can't believe I'm stuck being nannied by my sworn enemy.
01:27:38And I can't stop thinking about her.
01:27:40This party better make her quit so I can get her out of my head.
01:27:43And I can't believe I'm in the name of my lemons.
01:27:43I can't believe I've stayed ever into yourias now.
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