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00:00:00I must have you
00:00:07Calvin princess
00:00:12And I you werewolf king
00:00:15Shihara heard tales that the werewolf king was the greatest lover in all the realm
00:00:21Now she would know the truth
00:00:23She straddled him
00:00:26No
00:00:29He takes charge
00:00:31It's hotter
00:00:32The werewolf king
00:00:43The werewolf king
00:00:47Think
00:00:49Lisa it's the climax of the book
00:00:51It has to be steamy AF
00:00:53How does MK get inspiration?
00:01:09The werewolf king swept his princess into the bed
00:01:12He tore her dress and kissed down her body
00:01:31His burning lips trailing lower
00:01:38And lower
00:01:41And
00:01:42Miss von Klimt
00:01:48Hi
00:01:49So
00:01:50How's my favorite romance author?
00:01:53Yeah
00:01:53Fine
00:01:54Everything's okay
00:01:55My books are still selling right?
00:01:57Hotter than the boo-boos
00:01:58Listen
00:01:59I have a special assignment for you
00:02:01You've heard of MK Roth right?
00:02:03I love him
00:02:04I mean
00:02:05His writing
00:02:07Fabulous
00:02:07We'll talk more about it when you're in LA
00:02:09You're coming tomorrow
00:02:11Tomorrow?
00:02:12One more chapter and you can finish this book just right, Max
00:02:25Stop blinking like that
00:02:29Forget writing
00:02:36You need to be pitching for the Dodgers
00:02:38Very funny, Tony
00:02:40Well
00:02:41What's going on?
00:02:44I still can't finish the novel
00:02:45Seven years of hard work and it still rides on this last chapter
00:02:49Well, why don't you just chat GBT
00:02:52Okay, I'm kidding
00:02:54Mr. Integrity
00:02:55Look, why don't we just leave the workshop for a while?
00:02:58Huh?
00:02:58We're meeting with EMU Publishing
00:03:00No
00:03:00I should be writing
00:03:02Hey
00:03:03You said it yourself, Max
00:03:04You haven't published in seven years
00:03:06Look, do you want to keep this mansion?
00:03:09Huh?
00:03:10You want to keep this Apple laptop you just hurled across the room?
00:03:14We gotta do some business
00:03:15Ah
00:03:22There he is
00:03:23That's the spirit
00:03:24Good
00:03:25Oh
00:03:26Do me a favor
00:03:27Take a shower before we go
00:03:29You smell like defeat
00:03:31I am so sorry I'm late
00:03:45We had an emergency landing in Tucson
00:03:46Miss Longclimps tell us some time before 3pm
00:03:48Hurry
00:03:49Amazing
00:03:50Thank you
00:03:51I gotta send
00:03:52M.K. Roth?
00:03:59Am I dreaming?
00:04:00Hey, we're walking here, twerp
00:04:02Get out of the way
00:04:02Hey
00:04:03Why don't you show the lady some respect?
00:04:06Did M.K. Roth just call me a lady?
00:04:10Lisa!
00:04:10I'm waiting
00:04:11I'm working on a deal with M.K. Roth
00:04:22The biggest name in fiction
00:04:24We are in talks to publish his new novel here at EMU Publishing
00:04:30M.K. Roth has a new novel? I've waited years for this
00:04:34He's my all-time favorite author
00:04:36Here's the thing
00:04:36I have a little crush on him
00:04:39M.K. Max
00:04:41I am crazy about him
00:04:44That face, that hair, that
00:04:47Police of a generation
00:04:48Exactly
00:04:49Normally, I can get any guy I want
00:04:53Anytime I want
00:04:54Just look at me
00:04:55But Max is different
00:04:57My usual tactics aren't working
00:04:59What does that have to do with me?
00:05:02I was thinking
00:05:04Who better to play Cupid
00:05:06Than my best-selling romance author
00:05:09Heidi Brushfire
00:05:11You want me to be your date doctor?
00:05:14Have I ever told you how much I love this pen name?
00:05:20You came up with it
00:05:21Nobody writes romance like you do, Lisa
00:05:24You must get dick like nobody's business
00:05:28How do I tell her I've never had a steamy romance like in my books?
00:05:31Last time I had sex was college and he turned out to be gay
00:05:35It's all just fiction
00:05:37Made up
00:05:38Don't be modest, Lisa
00:05:40I am crushing hard here
00:05:42I'll double your next advance
00:05:45How's 50K sound?
00:05:4850,000?
00:05:50With that much money I could afford the live-in nurse moms always wanted
00:05:53I'm not hearing a no, so that is a yes
00:05:56You'll stay with me
00:05:57You'll have the guest room and the pool all to yourself
00:06:00Showtime
00:06:09So we meet again
00:06:24Guess I wasn't dreaming
00:06:27Guess I wasn't either
00:06:29Lisa has to get ready
00:06:32I'll walk her out
00:06:34Look, I know Giselle's the CEO, but she's got an ass that could make a stripper
00:06:41I wasn't looking
00:06:43It was her friend
00:06:44Don't even think about going for Max
00:06:49You are here to be my dating coach
00:06:51Not to date my man
00:06:53Got it
00:06:54You better
00:06:55Max and I are going to have the hottest kids ever
00:06:59What were you saying about a party?
00:07:01My people will explain everything
00:07:03Oh
00:07:04Lisa Brown, Giselle's lawyer
00:07:12Can you sign this NDA?
00:07:13I'm the stylist
00:07:14I need your measurements
00:07:15I'm the dog walker
00:07:17And this is poo-poo
00:07:19What did I get myself into?
00:07:28Lisa, hurry up
00:07:29I can barely walk in these
00:07:43You'll learn
00:07:44Tonight's my first night meeting Max outside the office
00:07:48Help me sweep him off his feet
00:07:50I'll do my best
00:07:51I just wish I had more time to prepare
00:07:53I believe in you
00:07:54Heidi Bershweiler
00:07:55I hate parties, you know this
00:08:05Oh, come on, it's part of the job, Max
00:08:07Hey, listen
00:08:09I want you to meet this producer
00:08:10He wants to do a movie based on your first novel
00:08:12Come on
00:08:13How many times do I have to tell you?
00:08:15I don't care about Hollywood
00:08:16I want my books to stay books
00:08:19On second thought
00:08:26Maybe there is somebody here I want to talk to
00:08:28What are you talking about?
00:08:31Max is coming
00:08:32Tell me what to say
00:08:33I thought this was your thing
00:08:36I need lines right fucking now
00:08:38I am so sorry
00:08:54I didn't mean to
00:08:55The next time you want to use my jacket
00:08:57Just ask me
00:08:59Lisa, a word
00:09:04Stop acting like a fool
00:09:08And do your fucking job
00:09:10Sorry, it wasn't my fault
00:09:12Heidi
00:09:12I will be forgiven
00:09:14If you can get Max
00:09:16To ask me out
00:09:17Tell me what to do
00:09:19In Elvenless
00:09:25She horror the Elven princess
00:09:27Attracts men with her mystery
00:09:28She's quiet
00:09:30She speaks in riddles
00:09:31She has a ethereal eroticism to her
00:09:35Like a sexy alien
00:09:37That'll work
00:09:38Be alluring
00:09:40I'll come to you
00:09:41If you fuck this up
00:09:43Not only are you going to lose your bonus
00:09:45I'm canceling your publishing contract
00:09:47What?
00:09:48Yeah
00:09:49You think I need you
00:09:50To push the Heidi Brushfire books
00:09:52I own the pen name
00:09:54And the rights
00:09:55Sorry about Lisa
00:10:08What a klutz
00:10:09Try not to spill this one
00:10:10I'm sorry
00:10:15That was a bad joke
00:10:17I feel like I'm falling on my face here too
00:10:20Even if I'm not literally doing it
00:10:22So
00:10:24And Max
00:10:25What's up?
00:10:28What's the scariest kind of writer?
00:10:33A ghost writer
00:10:34Oh no
00:10:36When I told her to speak in riddles
00:10:38I didn't mean literally
00:10:39Now she's telling dad jokes
00:10:41Well you have a mysterious sense of humor
00:10:49Giselle
00:10:50What the hell?
00:10:53It actually worked?
00:10:59Why are writers
00:11:01Always cold?
00:11:04Because they're surrounded by drafts
00:11:07Thank you
00:11:13Giselle
00:11:13For the entertainment
00:11:16For the night
00:11:17I'm going to head out of here
00:11:19But
00:11:20And please
00:11:21Respect the personal space
00:11:23Okay?
00:11:26Have a good night
00:11:27No sweet
00:11:30Giselle
00:11:30Just fucking stop
00:11:31Okay?
00:11:32You're warning everything
00:11:33I warned you
00:11:37You are going back to Indiana
00:11:39Right now
00:11:40Can you let go of my hair please?
00:11:50I look like an idiot
00:11:51In front of Max tonight
00:11:53And it's all your fault
00:11:54Give me another chance
00:11:55Please
00:11:56As if
00:11:57You're not a date doctor
00:11:59You're not even fit
00:12:01To be a romance author
00:12:02Not at my company
00:12:04No
00:12:04I'm begging you
00:12:05Miss Von Klimt
00:12:06I can't lose my publishing deal
00:12:07I'm supporting my mom
00:12:08She needs me
00:12:09You're on thin fucking ice Lisa
00:12:17Thank you
00:12:18Thank you
00:12:18Don't thank me
00:12:19Go get me
00:12:22My man
00:12:23Nice pool
00:12:30Tell me all about LA
00:12:32I should be home with you mom
00:12:34I can roll around on my own
00:12:36For a few days
00:12:37So what's the hubbub?
00:12:39I actually can't talk about it
00:12:40Because I signed an NDA
00:12:41But
00:12:42The good news is
00:12:43I might be getting a big bonus
00:12:44If I don't screw things up
00:12:46When have you messed anything up?
00:12:48Except your dating life
00:12:49Mom
00:12:49Speaking of
00:12:50I made you a Tinder profile
00:12:52You already have matches
00:12:53Remember Billy from high school?
00:12:56He's been saying a lot of sexy things to you
00:12:58Maybe too sexy
00:13:00Could you please not butt into my love life?
00:13:03I know I haven't dated in a while
00:13:05But that doesn't mean I want my mom playing matchmaker
00:13:07Wouldn't it be funny
00:13:08If people found out romance writer Heidi Brushfire
00:13:11Was really a spinster in training from rural Indiana?
00:13:16Hopefully Miss Von Klimt doesn't find out
00:13:18I have to get to work
00:13:19This is hopeless
00:13:46I've been reading dating books all day
00:13:49And I haven't learned anything that could help Miss Von Klimt
00:13:51I'm screwed
00:13:53I'm so sorry
00:14:04Please don't recognize me
00:14:10Please don't recognize me
00:14:11You're Giselle's friend, right?
00:14:16The clumsy one
00:14:18A week ago I would have killed to be recognized by my favorite author
00:14:21Now I wish I was dead
00:14:23Hey
00:14:24Why are you crying?
00:14:27Okay?
00:14:27Okay
00:14:27I was just, um
00:14:41Reading a sad book
00:14:44What were you reading?
00:14:51Think, Lisa
00:14:51You're a writer
00:14:52You know about books
00:14:54Wait, I know
00:14:56Wuthering Heights
00:14:57Not a lie
00:14:59It does make me cry
00:15:01Wuthering Heights?
00:15:02Well, that's one of my favorites
00:15:03It makes me cry, too
00:15:05It's so beautiful
00:15:07And tragic
00:15:09You like romance?
00:15:11Yeah, I used to
00:15:12Hey, let me help you
00:15:14I got it, really
00:15:16Is this yours?
00:15:27I'm not stalking you, I promise
00:15:29You can admit you like me
00:15:32Okay
00:15:38I'm a fan
00:15:40I read your books
00:15:42Because I know you have a new one coming out
00:15:44So, I was just re-reading your last one for about the tenth time
00:15:50You read my book ten times?
00:15:52I'm a writer, too
00:15:53Ms. Von Klint's my publisher
00:15:55So I've heard
00:16:02Funny seeing you here, aren't you supposed to be reckless?
00:16:04Whoever said that obviously spends no time in the library because I'm here all the time
00:16:11I love the smell of old books
00:16:14What are you checking out?
00:16:16It's actually this new author
00:16:19Have you heard of Heidi Brushfire?
00:16:23But...
00:16:24How...
00:16:25I googled it
00:16:26I'm not stalking you
00:16:28I promise
00:16:32And here is the romance section
00:16:37Here we go
00:16:38Oh yes
00:16:41I can't wait to read this
00:16:43Oh, could you take a picture of us?
00:16:45I'm a big fan of yours, Ms. Brushfire
00:16:48Oh
00:16:49Do you want me?
00:16:49Okay
00:16:50Thank you
00:16:50Thank you
00:16:51Okay
00:16:57Looking forward to your next book
00:17:01That never happens in Indiana
00:17:05Back to Wuthering Heights
00:17:07Not to brag
00:17:09But I happen to own a first edition
00:17:11Come by my place sometime and check it out
00:17:14Your place?
00:17:15Oh
00:17:17How about tomorrow?
00:17:18Hello
00:17:33Hi, Ms. Von Klimt
00:17:36Hi, Poopoo
00:17:38So cute
00:17:42Where have you been?
00:17:44And why am I not Mrs. M.K. Roth yet?
00:17:48Funnily enough, I just ran into Max at the library
00:17:51Did he say anything about the other night?
00:17:59Tell me everything
00:18:00It actually didn't come up
00:18:02That could be good
00:18:04Actually, he invited me over tomorrow afternoon
00:18:07You?
00:18:08What did I tell you about snaking my man?
00:18:12Back your bags
00:18:13You're out of here
00:18:15Wait, wait
00:18:17Let me explain
00:18:19You're right
00:18:21Max is a special case
00:18:23My usual advice won't work
00:18:25I need to get to know him better
00:18:28I'll tell you everything so we can use it to your advantage
00:18:31I just need some more time
00:18:33Not a bad plan
00:18:38What do you think, Poopoo?
00:18:41Should we trust her?
00:18:44I leave for New York this week
00:18:46If you don't have results by the time that I'm back
00:18:49You're out of a job
00:18:51And a publishing deal
00:18:53Got it?
00:19:01Since the divorce, every moment was pain
00:19:04James felt like Prometheus
00:19:06He was tortured by the gods
00:19:08But instead of eagles eating his liver
00:19:11They picked at his heart
00:19:13Then again
00:19:15Maybe he deserved to suffer
00:19:16Who would read this self-pitying garbage?
00:19:30I've got to snap out of it
00:19:34Lisa
00:19:35Lisa
00:19:36I almost forgot
00:19:37Just the writing break I needed
00:19:47Hi Max
00:19:50It's so good to see you
00:19:55Same here
00:19:55Come in
00:19:59Come in
00:20:00Do you want some wine?
00:20:01Um
00:20:02Water's fine
00:20:07Don't lose your mind over a man Lisa
00:20:09You have a job to do
00:20:18Hard to believe people have been falling in love with Catherine and Heathcliff for almost 200 years
00:20:23Well, they're pretty easy to fall for
00:20:32I leave for New York this week
00:20:34If you don't have results by the time that I'm back
00:20:38You're out of a job and a publishing deal
00:20:42Got it?
00:20:44So Max, seeing anyone lately?
00:20:48I'm seeing you
00:20:49Right now?
00:20:51I mean
00:20:53Romantically
00:20:55What do you want in a woman?
00:21:01Just look in the mirror
00:21:05You joker
00:21:10Is it me or is Max coming on stronger than Pepe Le Pew?
00:21:14He's supposed to want Giselle
00:21:16I've got to get his mind off me
00:21:19Forgive me, Emily Bronte
00:21:30Lisa
00:21:32It's a $50,000 book
00:21:34$50,000?
00:21:37Oh no
00:21:38I went too far
00:21:39Please let the book be okay
00:21:47There's no damage
00:21:50Luckily
00:21:50I'm so sorry
00:21:52Let me clean up
00:22:01So when's the new book coming out?
00:22:03As soon as I finish writing it
00:22:05It's not done yet, I thought
00:22:07The subject matter is proven quite difficult
00:22:10It's about a divorce
00:22:13My divorce
00:22:13I'm so sorry
00:22:15I didn't know
00:22:16Unlike some public figures
00:22:17I don't like to broadcast my personal life
00:22:21Anyway, I'll finish the book
00:22:22I just can't find the ending
00:22:23When I have writer's block
00:22:25I usually try to chalk it out with someone
00:22:27Usually my mom
00:22:28She gives surprisingly good notes
00:22:31Thanks Lisa
00:22:31But I don't think my mom can help me with this issue
00:22:35Sorry
00:22:36Stupid
00:22:37I don't think my mom can help me with this issue
00:22:38Thanks for the advice
00:22:40I can write an ending
00:22:42I just don't know what it should be
00:22:45Which reminds me I should probably get back to work
00:22:47Thanks for coming by
00:23:00And
00:23:02Getting me out of my head for a bit
00:23:05Anytime
00:23:06Later
00:23:18Dude
00:23:26As I left the house
00:23:27Max continued his battle with the blank page
00:23:32I couldn't help wondering if I'd ever see him again
00:23:36Well, I guess I could maybe do something about that
00:23:49I need more info to work with before Miss Von Klimt gets back
00:23:52But how do I ask Max to hang out without giving him the wrong idea?
00:23:56He's supposed to date her, not me
00:24:03Reading by the pool
00:24:05That's platonic
00:24:07Thanks for having me over today
00:24:09I'd love to return the favor
00:24:10Come and read by my pool tomorrow
00:24:17What am I thinking?
00:24:18Max goes to red carpet events and lives in a mansion
00:24:21Why did I ask him to do the most boring thing on earth?
00:24:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:24:28He's responding
00:24:29Please let me down gently, Max
00:24:32My fragile heart can't take it
00:24:34I really needed this
00:24:43I got the big house, you know
00:24:44But no pool
00:24:45You're welcome anytime
00:24:46I mean
00:24:48I'm sure it's cool with Miss Von Klimt
00:24:50It's her house
00:24:51Oh, still at it, I see
00:25:09Sorry
00:25:09Creepy
00:25:11Creepy, right?
00:25:12We can be creepy together
00:25:20You're actually reading it?
00:25:21Are you joking?
00:25:23I can't put it down
00:25:24It's like the sexiest book I've ever read
00:25:27Hey, where do you get your ideas?
00:25:29Probably not where you think
00:25:31Do you think?
00:25:32My love life's pretty unexciting
00:25:35Non-existent, actually
00:25:36I find that hard to believe
00:25:39You didn't know me growing up
00:25:41I was an ugly duckling
00:25:44It was easier making my characters fall in love than
00:25:47actually risking it myself
00:25:50Well, Lisa
00:25:52You're not an ugly duckling anymore
00:25:55I think it should come out of your shell
00:26:01So, any other thoughts about the book?
00:26:04Yeah, one more
00:26:06The next book you release
00:26:08Make it under your name
00:26:10You are too good
00:26:12I'll think about it
00:26:15Hey, can you get my bag for me?
00:26:25Be cool, Lisa
00:26:29You're just rubbing some lotion on your hero crush's back
00:26:32Think of Ms. Von Klimt
00:26:50So, Max, I was wondering
00:26:52The love interest in your last novel
00:26:57Is she based on your ex?
00:27:04Shoot!
00:27:05I said the wrong thing
00:27:07Jesus, Lisa
00:27:08You must be the worst dating coach in history
00:27:14Yeah, I guess what I don't post online
00:27:16It still comes out in my writing
00:27:20Yeah
00:27:22She's uh
00:27:24She's based on my ex-wife
00:27:27Very different time
00:27:29It's
00:27:31It's hard to even imagine myself having a
00:27:34Mantic bone in my body
00:27:36Because all I do is write
00:27:39And avoid writing
00:27:42Can I ask what happened?
00:27:44I thought she was my
00:27:47Pixie
00:27:49Manic
00:27:49Manic dream girl
00:27:52But
00:27:52She was just manic
00:27:55She was aggressive
00:27:56She was type A
00:27:58Workaholic
00:27:59Obsessed
00:28:01With status and money
00:28:03Sounds like Ms. Von Klimt
00:28:05Is that your type?
00:28:06Is that your type?
00:28:08It used to be
00:28:09Yeah
00:28:13But
00:28:15I'm an introvert
00:28:17You know
00:28:17I would much rather prefer
00:28:20A pool day like this
00:28:21Than some random LA party
00:28:25If I decide to remarry
00:28:28It's gonna be someone
00:28:29It's gonna be someone who's like me
00:28:33Maybe even a writer
00:28:40Oh no
00:28:41Today was supposed to be platonic
00:28:43Abort
00:28:43Abort
00:28:45What's wrong, Lisa?
00:28:45I'm getting hot
00:28:47Are you thirsty?
00:28:47I am so thirsty
00:28:48Ah
00:28:49Ah
00:28:49Ah
00:28:53You okay?
00:29:12Don't worry about that
00:29:13That was an answer
00:29:15Hey
00:29:17That's so mean
00:29:23I'm pruning
00:29:37I'm pruning
00:29:39You look pretty good for a prune
00:29:51My phone
00:29:53I'm pruning
00:30:00Geez
00:30:01Is she sidekick or something?
00:30:04Ms. Von Klimt
00:30:05Hi
00:30:07Any updates on Max?
00:30:11Um
00:30:17Who are you waving to?
00:30:18I just invited a friend over to swim
00:30:20A fuck party?
00:30:21Show me
00:30:23No
00:30:23Of course not
00:30:27Me likey
00:30:28Just don't bang in my pool
00:30:29I had it cleaned last week
00:30:31So
00:30:32What's happening with Max?
00:30:34I'm getting plenty of material
00:30:37Music to my ears
00:30:38Poopos too
00:30:40I have good news as well
00:30:42Got the contract all settled with Tony
00:30:45And we are signing Max to EMU Publishing
00:30:48That's amazing
00:30:50I'll talk to you about it more when I see you
00:30:52Poopoos got a poopoo
00:31:01How about some dinner tonight?
00:31:02In a little spot by the beach
00:31:05I don't normally go out but
00:31:07Tonight feels special
00:31:08If you ruin this for Ms. Von Klimt
00:31:11Your writing career is done for
00:31:14What are you saying?
00:31:20Giselle's contract just came in
00:31:22Looks good
00:31:23Ball's in our court
00:31:24Yeah maybe I should read it myself
00:31:26Come on
00:31:27You don't trust me?
00:31:27Okay
00:31:30But make sure that she doesn't turn my books into some Hollywood cash crab franchise
00:31:35Okay
00:31:36Hey
00:31:37You're the boss boss
00:31:43Max paddled towards me with that same cheeky smirk he'd given me all day
00:31:47If I didn't know better
00:31:51I'd swear he wanted to kiss me
00:31:54Lisa
00:31:56Sorry about that I had a business call
00:32:00What are you writing?
00:32:04Max stop
00:32:04Is this your diary?
00:32:06Oh no
00:32:07Max has my journal
00:32:08How could it be so stupid?
00:32:19On second thought
00:32:21I would not want anybody reading my diary
00:32:23You never know when inspiration will strike
00:32:37Have you felt inspired lately?
00:32:39Yes I have
00:32:41Maybe you're my muse
00:32:42In all seriousness though
00:32:44It's nice spending time with another writer
00:32:47Makes me feel like less of a weirdo
00:32:49Weirdo?
00:32:51Max you're one of the most famous authors in the world
00:32:54It gets lonely
00:33:01Thank you
00:33:07What's wrong?
00:33:08That food's amazing
00:33:10Can I ask you a favor?
00:33:13Would you be willing to read my manuscript?
00:33:17Maybe you can help me write the ending
00:33:21Me?
00:33:24I'm signing to EMU Publishing
00:33:26So we're basically co-workers
00:33:28And you're a fantastic writer
00:33:30And you know my work
00:33:32And you know that I'm struggling with this
00:33:36I trust you Lisa
00:33:37You trust me?
00:33:42Yeah
00:33:45Should I not?
00:33:46You may not trust me if you know that I'm an undercover date doctor
00:33:49I'd be honored to read it Max
00:33:56Thanks
00:34:01It would mean a lot to me
00:34:02After dinner
00:34:11After dinner we can print it at the library
00:34:16Stop by my place to read it
00:34:17In your place
00:34:18In your place?
00:34:19That's okay isn't it?
00:34:21He can't really be trying to sleep with me right?
00:34:24He just wants to give me his manuscript
00:34:27Because if he does have other ideas
00:34:29I'm not sure I'll be able to control myself
00:34:35Check please
00:34:36Careful
00:34:47Careful, clumsy girl.
00:35:03I'm only clumsy around you.
00:35:05Is that right?
00:35:07Please, do not share this with anyone.
00:35:10The only people I want reading it are you and me.
00:35:14Okay?
00:35:15Thank you for trusting me.
00:35:17You make it easy.
00:35:25Max, they can't be...
00:35:30Oh, my God, Max.
00:35:41Oh, my God, Max.
00:35:41Shh, shh.
00:35:42Oh, my God.
00:35:50Shh, shh.
00:35:51Oh, my God.
00:35:55Oh, my God.
00:35:57Oh, my God.
00:36:03Wow, Lisa. I want you. You're in jail.
00:36:33You're in jail.
00:37:03You're in jail.
00:37:33Oh, no. I'm at Max's place. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I can't believe I slept with Max. Miss Von Klimt will murder me.
00:37:44Relax, Lisa. Max is famous. He probably has one-night stands all the time. No reason he can't still fall for Miss Von Klimt.
00:37:59Lisa, what are you doing? Max, look, we don't have to talk about this. I'm a romance writer. I know what this is.
00:38:12What is this?
00:38:13Fun in the sun. Too much wine at dinner. One thing lit to another. It's not a big deal.
00:38:20I haven't slept with anyone, Lisa, since my wife left me.
00:38:25Oh.
00:38:26I want to see you again.
00:38:29And not just to get your notes.
00:38:31Me, too.
00:38:43Me, too.
00:38:43What's that?
00:39:00Giselle?
00:39:02What are you doing here?
00:39:03Miss Von Klimt? She's supposed to be out of town until Friday.
00:39:13Where's Spector? When Tony told me you were ready to sign the contract, I flew home early to personally deliver mimosas.
00:39:23Hope you're thirsty.
00:39:24Thanks, but it's not a very good time for me.
00:39:28What's wrong?
00:39:29You have company?
00:39:33Good thing I'm not the jealous type.
00:39:36Who's the lucky lady?
00:39:38Gentleman never tells.
00:39:43Thanks again. I'll see you at the signing. Cheers.
00:39:46Max!
00:39:46Go!
00:39:54Mimosas, anyone?
00:40:00Lisa?
00:40:00Lisa?
00:40:18Mom!
00:40:24Giselle!
00:40:29You're home early.
00:40:30Did you have a sleepover with your fuck buddy last night?
00:40:34What was his name, by the way?
00:40:36He was just some guy from Tinder.
00:40:39Probably used a fake name anyway.
00:40:40Which was?
00:40:41Ma-
00:40:41Er-
00:40:43Jerry.
00:40:46Jerry McIntosh.
00:40:47Almost sounded like you were going to say Max.
00:40:52That's funny.
00:40:52What's going on with my guy anyways?
00:40:57You know, I've been having the nastiest dreams about him.
00:41:02I saw him a few times while you were away. Everything's in my journal.
00:41:04Let me see!
00:41:07My handwriting's a mess.
00:41:09I'll retype it for you by tonight.
00:41:11Okay.
00:41:12Nice work.
00:41:14I'm sending half your bonus.
00:41:16There better be some juicy shit in there.
00:41:21Thanks, Miss Von Clemson.
00:41:22What is up, hot stuff?
00:41:31Keep it in your pants for once.
00:41:33Oh, come on.
00:41:34Everything's going according to plan.
00:41:36I'll see you at the signing.
00:41:37Oh, I will be there, beautiful.
00:41:39I'm getting carpal tunnel.
00:41:52This is like the longest contract I've ever signed.
00:41:54Hey, for the biggest check.
00:41:56Huh?
00:41:56Well, you just bought yourself a bestseller.
00:42:04Let's toast.
00:42:05You're awfully quiet today, Giselle.
00:42:15Oh, you know I'm thrilled.
00:42:17I'm your biggest fan.
00:42:19I was just thinking about your book that I finished last night.
00:42:23I was wondering if I should read it again before I return it to the library.
00:42:27I love libraries, but I wouldn't take you as the type.
00:42:33Oh, I love the smell of old books.
00:42:35I love the smell of old books.
00:42:36Me too.
00:42:39Ah-ha.
00:42:41Hey.
00:42:44For you.
00:42:49To the thorn tree.
00:42:51To the thorn tree.
00:42:52Please.
00:42:53well when do we get to see the manuscript i'm dying to read it just waiting for notes from
00:43:01a trusted reader really who don't worry i'll send it soon
00:43:05well i should get going so tony thanks for the champagne you got it buddy and i'll see you
00:43:14bye max we'll be in touch
00:43:16we signed babe we are almost there and everything else goes to according to plan
00:43:25you're gonna be out of bankruptcy and we are gonna be filthy stinking rich you always know
00:43:30what to say to a girl tony well i also know what to do to a girl too
00:43:34how's the nurse working out mom nice to have someone get the wine glasses down from the top
00:43:42shelf for me i'm so glad i can finally afford someone for you thank you sugar just don't
00:43:48spend all your bonus on me gotta go love you
00:43:53miss von klem tie max am i interrupting something no but i uh so can i come in
00:44:10resist lisa miss von klem sees max in here i'm dead meat
00:44:14at least i'll die happy
00:44:25so
00:44:27so
00:44:31so
00:44:35so
00:44:39I don't know.
00:45:09Max's car? What's he doing here?
00:45:28I finished the manuscript.
00:45:31It might just be your best book yet.
00:45:34That means a lot's coming from you.
00:45:36What do I do about the ending?
00:45:39The main character goes through so much heartbreak.
00:45:46He has a choice at the end.
00:45:48To live in pain or to move on.
00:45:50To write the final chapter, why not consider how you feel?
00:45:54Do you think you'll find love again?
00:45:56Or not?
00:45:57I never thought I would even trust a woman after Heather cheated on me.
00:46:06But now, I'm seeing some light shine through the dark clouds.
00:46:14Maybe you.
00:46:16I mean, James.
00:46:19You should get a happy ending.
00:46:21Give the reader some hope.
00:46:22Oh my God.
00:46:29Oh my God, Giselle's home.
00:46:32Are you guys friends?
00:46:34We are, but I just don't want her to find out about us yet.
00:46:37Why not?
00:46:39Because you're a private person.
00:46:42It's none of her business.
00:46:45You're sweet.
00:46:51Lisa!
00:46:52Is Max in there?
00:46:59Max!
00:47:00What are you doing here?
00:47:04Discussing his manuscript.
00:47:08Lisa gives great notes.
00:47:10Well, actually, I'm glad you're here.
00:47:15Ocean Vuong's having a reading tonight.
00:47:17Are you free?
00:47:18I love Ocean Vuong.
00:47:21You should come with.
00:47:23Actually, Lisa has other plans.
00:47:25Too bad.
00:47:26We'll miss you.
00:47:27Bye.
00:47:28Are you sure you don't want to get a drink with Ocean?
00:47:50I mean, I was tempted.
00:47:52Ocean's a sweetheart, but I'm not much of a going out girl.
00:47:56Yeah, I'd much rather stay in and curl up with a good book.
00:48:00I don't know.
00:48:01You seemed pretty cozy at that industry event the other night.
00:48:03Because I'm good at my job.
00:48:05Now, I'm a bookworm, Max.
00:48:07That is why I run a publishing company.
00:48:10Yeah, but didn't you inherit that company?
00:48:12What's your point?
00:48:13Okay, what's your favorite book?
00:48:16I'd have to say Wuthering Heights.
00:48:18It always makes me cry.
00:48:20Wuthering Heights?
00:48:21What?
00:48:21You don't like it?
00:48:22I've just been hearing a lot about that book lately.
00:48:24It's actually one of my favorites.
00:48:26Oh.
00:48:27Makes me cry.
00:48:30It's getting really cold outside.
00:48:33Do you want to come in for a coffee?
00:48:34Um, yeah.
00:48:38Yeah, sure.
00:48:41Sorry.
00:48:49I know it's worked.
00:48:51I can't watch.
00:48:57I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, Giselle.
00:49:00I like you.
00:49:01And we have a lot of similar interests.
00:49:03I misread the situation, too.
00:49:06I like you, too.
00:49:08I'm seeing someone.
00:49:10And I really like her.
00:49:11And I haven't felt this way in a really long time.
00:49:14Maybe we can just be friends.
00:49:16I mean, we work together.
00:49:17It's a lot less complicated that way.
00:49:19Sure.
00:49:20I'd like that.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:24Well, I gotta get going.
00:49:26Have a good night.
00:49:27And good luck with that girl.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:30Thanks.
00:49:30Seeing someone?
00:49:34If it's that mousy little Lisa, I'm gonna feed that bitch rat poison.
00:49:39That home-wrecking whore has outstayed her welcome.
00:49:42Big time.
00:49:46Max and Giselle kissed.
00:49:47So what?
00:49:48That's a good thing.
00:49:50Why am I being so weird about it?
00:49:56Can we talk?
00:50:00Thanks so much for all your advice with Max.
00:50:03It's been working wonders.
00:50:04How'd it go last night?
00:50:06Let's just say I think I'll be handling things on my own from here on out.
00:50:10That's great.
00:50:11Yeah.
00:50:12I'm sending the rest of your bonus now.
00:50:15Pack your bags.
00:50:16Your car arrives in an hour.
00:50:22What?
00:50:22What did you think you were gonna move in?
00:50:25I'm rich, Lisa.
00:50:26I'm not looking for a roommate.
00:50:28I thought I'd have more time.
00:50:30For what?
00:50:31I never saw the Hollywood sign.
00:50:34Overrated.
00:50:36Pack your bags.
00:50:37Your car is gonna be here in an hour.
00:50:40Relax, poo-poo.
00:50:41I'm coming.
00:50:43Take the hint.
00:50:44Go back to Indiana and forget all about Max.
00:50:47He's in a Miss Von Klimt now.
00:50:49We were never meant to be.
00:50:51I'm reading the sequel.
00:50:54Unless we are.
00:50:55What do I do?
00:50:56What do I do?
00:51:21Almost to the airport.
00:51:34Can I change the destination?
00:51:40Come on, Max.
00:51:41Be home.
00:51:47Lisa.
00:51:48What's the matter?
00:51:52Um.
00:51:53I.
00:51:54I.
00:52:01Hey.
00:52:03Just breathe.
00:52:04Calm down.
00:52:06You're with me now.
00:52:07Everything's gonna be just fine.
00:52:10I.
00:52:16Shh.
00:52:18That bitch better not have stopped for tacos on my dime.
00:52:41Wait.
00:52:42I know that address.
00:52:43I.
00:52:44Max's house?
00:52:56Oh.
00:52:57She's dead.
00:53:09I should go.
00:53:10Or I'll miss my flight.
00:53:12I just came to say goodbye.
00:53:14I didn't expect all of this.
00:53:20Maybe it sounds crazy, Lisa.
00:53:23But I'm falling for you.
00:53:26You can stay here with me.
00:53:28As long as you want.
00:53:32Really?
00:53:32And if you miss your mom, I will fly her here.
00:53:37She can stay here.
00:53:38There's plenty of space.
00:53:40I'll put in ramps for her wheelchair.
00:53:43What about you and Miss Von Klimt?
00:53:46I saw you kissing last night.
00:53:48Well, then you must have missed me letting her down easy.
00:53:51Because you are the only one that I want.
00:53:53Let me think about it.
00:53:59All right?
00:54:00Take as much time as you need.
00:54:14Real smooth, Max.
00:54:16I have to admit, I'm curious what she's working on next.
00:54:24One little pee couldn't hurt.
00:54:34I was craving sex with Max more and more.
00:54:39Knowing he was forbidden fruit only made it sweeter.
00:54:41It's sweeter.
00:54:41It's sweeter.
00:54:41It's sweeter.
00:54:46What the hell is this?
00:54:57Max, I can explain.
00:54:58You're writing about us.
00:55:00About me.
00:55:01I told you, my journal's private.
00:55:03Then why does it look like you're writing your next romance novel?
00:55:06It does.
00:55:08You know, I don't want my personal life splattered around.
00:55:13Max, it's just my diary.
00:55:16I'd never dream of publishing it.
00:55:18I cannot believe I fell for your ugly duckling story.
00:55:22Just admit it.
00:55:23You are using me for material.
00:55:26I can't tell Max the truth or it'll mean ratting out Miss Von Klimt.
00:55:29And that means losing my publishing contract.
00:55:31What do I do?
00:55:37Your silence says everything.
00:55:40Max, I never meant to hurt you.
00:55:42Don't you have a plane to catch?
00:55:44But Max.
00:55:45We are done.
00:55:47Get out, Lisa.
00:55:51And if I ever see this printed, you'll be hearing from my attorneys.
00:56:02I'm so sorry, Max.
00:56:04Max.
00:56:04Need a ride, skink?
00:56:26What are you doing here?
00:56:28Bitch, what are you doing here?
00:56:31You're supposed to be at the airport right now.
00:56:33But no.
00:56:35You just had to stop by Max's for a little last quickie, didn't you?
00:56:39I can't explain.
00:56:40No.
00:56:41I brought you out here for a reason.
00:56:43And that reason is not fucking Max behind my back.
00:56:47I trusted you.
00:56:48I'm so sorry I let you down.
00:56:52Max just broke up with me.
00:56:54You broke up?
00:56:57Max must be vulnerable.
00:56:59Maybe I'm still in the game after all.
00:57:03I'll forgive you.
00:57:05If you leave right now, you can keep the money and the publishing deal.
00:57:09But I never want to see your face at L.A. again.
00:57:13Got it?
00:57:14Okay.
00:57:16Now beat it.
00:57:26Damn it, Lisa.
00:57:27I said to get out of here.
00:57:28We're through.
00:57:31Giselle.
00:57:33What are you doing here?
00:57:34I guess this is a bad time.
00:57:36Wait.
00:57:39I could use somebody to talk to.
00:57:45Thanks, Giselle.
00:57:47I don't think alcohol can solve this problem, no.
00:57:50Couldn't hurt.
00:58:01Here.
00:58:02So, what happened with Lisa?
00:58:10She was using me for her next romance novel.
00:58:16I found her journal.
00:58:19I should have known it was too good to be true.
00:58:22She's the woman you told me about?
00:58:25I'm so sorry.
00:58:27You know, Lisa's always been like this.
00:58:31She's a succubus.
00:58:33Just using men for her perverted novels.
00:58:45Now, I may not know what to say to make you feel better, but...
00:58:50I do know something that might distract you.
00:58:54I have just returned from a visit to my landlord.
00:59:20The solitary neighbor that I shall be troubled with.
00:59:25This is certainly a beautiful country.
00:59:31In all England, I do not believe that I could have fixed on a situation
00:59:36so completely removed from the stir of society.
00:59:42Are you going to mope around in your PJs forever?
01:00:10I'm a writer, Mom.
01:00:13PJs are my uniform.
01:00:16When are you going to tell me what happened?
01:00:19How about getting out of the house?
01:00:21I thought we got Teresa so you didn't have to be around so much.
01:00:25Your Tinder matches are just waiting for a time and place.
01:00:29I don't want a Tinder date, Mom.
01:00:31Just leave me alone.
01:00:32Please.
01:00:33See what I'm dealing with, Teresa.
01:00:35Goes to L.A. for two weeks.
01:00:37Comes back a drama queen.
01:00:39M.K. Roth's Thorn Tree tops Time's bestseller lists.
01:00:48Congratulations, Max.
01:00:53Miss Von Klimt?
01:00:58Looks like she finally got him.
01:01:00Another week topping the bestseller list.
01:01:12We're breaking records, Max.
01:01:15I'm just glad that people like it.
01:01:17Like it?
01:01:18They love it!
01:01:20You might win the National Book Award.
01:01:22You've been drinking a lot lately.
01:01:30Everything okay?
01:01:31Okay?
01:01:33Well, I know something that will cheer you up.
01:01:37I went to the doctor today.
01:01:40Guess what?
01:01:41What?
01:01:43I'm pregnant.
01:01:44You're pregnant?
01:01:48Mm-hmm.
01:01:49But how?
01:01:50How?
01:01:50We're using protection.
01:01:52Accidents happen, right?
01:01:54You are going to be such a great father.
01:01:58I can't wait to be Mrs. Roth.
01:02:02So you're keeping it?
01:02:03Why wouldn't I?
01:02:04I want this to work, Max.
01:02:08I love you.
01:02:21Well, whatever you want to do, I will support it.
01:02:25Oh.
01:02:26I love you.
01:02:56I thought a little gift might improve your mood.
01:03:01Thanks, Mom.
01:03:01You didn't have to.
01:03:03Your favorite author.
01:03:04Everyone's talking about the new book.
01:03:07It's in Oprah's book club.
01:03:09Surprised I haven't seen you reading it.
01:03:13I just didn't have the time.
01:03:15Thanks, Mom.
01:03:26As James perused the library, he saw a young woman in glasses crying over Wuthering Heights.
01:03:45She felt his presence, wiping her eyes as she returned his gaze.
01:03:54James had lost the game of love, but that didn't mean he never went again.
01:04:00A happy ending.
01:04:05He took my note.
01:04:08Maybe there's still hope for me.
01:04:10Millionaire author M.K. Roth to WED, CEO of EMU Publishing.
01:04:18They're getting married?
01:04:19Yes.
01:04:27Yes.
01:04:28Yes.
01:04:30Yes.
01:04:31Yes.
01:04:31Oh, the skimming around got me so horny for you.
01:04:53By this time next week, we're going to be rich because of that brilliant contract he made.
01:05:01Once you guys get married, the book rights transfer to you.
01:05:13The royalties alone are going to solve your company's bankruptcy.
01:05:16Then we'll take Max to Hollywood, whether he likes it or not.
01:05:20The studios are dying for a movie version of The Thorn Tree.
01:05:24Why not a trilogy? A TV show? Crypto? Video games? The possibilities are endless.
01:05:30We just have to keep our secret a little longer.
01:05:33I'll get rid of Max as soon as possible.
01:05:36Good. I hate sneaking around.
01:05:38Would have been easier if that bitch Lisa didn't almost fuck it up.
01:05:43Guess you get what you pay for.
01:05:45What do you mean?
01:05:46Oh, I didn't tell you?
01:05:47I've been paying her with her own money.
01:05:51I've withheld her royalties for years.
01:05:55You are so bad.
01:05:58What is it, honey bunch?
01:06:09Mom, I think I have to tell you about what happened in L.A.
01:06:11I couldn't tell Max why I was really writing about him.
01:06:21Now he's marrying Ms. Von Klimt and he probably doesn't even know that she hired me to help her seduce him.
01:06:27Sounds like you need to tell him.
01:06:29Ms. Von Klimt said if I ever go back to L.A., she'll cancel my publishing contract.
01:06:33We'll lose your nerves.
01:06:35Maybe a lot more.
01:06:36Look, Ms. Von Bitch was born rich.
01:06:39She doesn't know anything but running her daddy's company.
01:06:42You were born in the middle of nowhere.
01:06:44With a mom in a wheelchair.
01:06:46And somehow you still became a big author.
01:06:49You could take that Barbie any day of the week.
01:06:52But Max stumped me.
01:06:55What if he really does love Ms. Von Klimt?
01:06:57You'll never know unless you talk to him.
01:07:00Brave.
01:07:01Like Shihara, the elf princess.
01:07:03You're not that nerdy girl you were in high school.
01:07:07You're a badass bitch.
01:07:10You're right.
01:07:12But can I really break up a wedding?
01:07:14Hell yes, you can.
01:07:26Hey.
01:07:27You look great, pal.
01:07:30I can't believe I'm getting married again.
01:07:32Don't you think it's too soon?
01:07:35Not with the right lady.
01:07:37I'm not so sure about that.
01:07:44Don't tell me you're getting cold feet.
01:07:47What is this about?
01:07:50Max, do not tell me it was about that English smut writer.
01:07:54Hey.
01:07:54Men would kill to be with Jazeera.
01:07:58You know that.
01:08:12Elvin Lust?
01:08:13Why are you reading this crap?
01:08:15Isn't it bad luck to see each other before the wedding day?
01:08:20Netflix call.
01:08:21They want to adapt The Thorn Tree as a dating show.
01:08:26The ultimatum meets Vanderpump rules.
01:08:30What do you think?
01:08:30I'm not whoring out my work.
01:08:37Stop asking me about Hollywood deals.
01:08:39I'm sorry.
01:08:40I just got excited.
01:08:42We'll talk after the ceremony.
01:08:44Okay.
01:08:52I made it.
01:08:54Thank God for book talk.
01:08:58Lisa?
01:08:59No, she ruined everything.
01:09:02Tony, hi.
01:09:03Yeah.
01:09:04Hey, I know this sounds crazy, but I really need to talk to Max.
01:09:07Do you know where I can find him?
01:09:07He's about to get married, Lisa, so.
01:09:10Yeah.
01:09:11That's kind of why I'm here.
01:09:12Okay.
01:09:13He doesn't want to see you.
01:09:14He and Giselle are very happy.
01:09:15No, but he doesn't know the truth.
01:09:17Giselle hired me to help her seduce him.
01:09:20You're talking like a crazy person.
01:09:23All right?
01:09:23Go back to the loony bin.
01:09:24Now.
01:09:24Aren't you Max's friend?
01:09:26Don't you want to hear me out?
01:09:28Nope.
01:09:29Come on.
01:09:30Let's go.
01:09:31Wait.
01:09:33You're in on this too.
01:09:35What are you two planning to do to Max?
01:09:38Stupid little bitch.
01:09:39You're going to ruin this entire plan for me.
01:09:41What plan?
01:09:42I want you.
01:09:48What the hell's happening here, Tony?
01:09:50I'm so sorry.
01:09:51Lisa.
01:09:52Hey.
01:09:54What is happening?
01:09:56I told you to keep your man-stealing ass out of L.A.
01:10:00Miss von Klimt.
01:10:02Think very clearly about what you say next.
01:10:06You know what I can do to you.
01:10:08Easy, Giselle.
01:10:11What happened between you two?
01:10:12Don't talk to her, Max.
01:10:14She is just looking to use you for more material for her books.
01:10:18Isn't that right, Lisa?
01:10:21Lisa, is that true?
01:10:22Come on, Lisa.
01:10:23Stand up for yourself.
01:10:24It's now or never.
01:10:38Giselle hired me to help her seduce you.
01:10:40What you read in my journal wasn't a book, at least not one I planned on.
01:10:43They were notes to share with Miss von Klimt.
01:10:45So, what happened between us was fake?
01:10:50No.
01:10:51I just wanted to be a good date doctor.
01:10:54I was as shocked as anyone when I was the one who started to fall in love with you.
01:10:57Oh, you fell in love with me.
01:10:59Of course, Max.
01:11:00And I don't know what Miss von Klimt has told you, but I don't think she's marrying you for the right reasons.
01:11:06Because Tony seems to be a part of her plan.
01:11:08She is babbling like a psycho!
01:11:11Somebody call the police!
01:11:13I need to ruin our wedding day!
01:11:15Max, please believe me.
01:11:19I love you.
01:11:21Don't marry her.
01:11:22LAPD, there is a raving lunatic trying to ruin my wedding!
01:11:27And you know what?
01:11:28I'm going to bring her right over here, right...
01:11:30Answer me this!
01:11:32Is that baby mine?
01:11:45It's mine!
01:11:47Giselle and I had the idea to screw you out of your book rights by adding some hidden clauses in the contract.
01:11:53She marries you.
01:11:55She controls everything.
01:11:56Tony, we have known each other for years.
01:12:00Why would you betray me?
01:12:04EMU Publishing was going bankrupt.
01:12:06Giselle needed money.
01:12:07She convinced me that I needed some too.
01:12:10But honestly, I didn't care about that.
01:12:14All I wanted was her.
01:12:15Oh, you sappy piece of shit!
01:12:18You fucked us!
01:12:20I love you!
01:12:21And the baby!
01:12:22Yeah?
01:12:22We hate you!
01:12:23We hate you!
01:12:24Hey!
01:12:25It's safe to say, this wedding is over.
01:12:28I'll see you two lovebirds in court.
01:12:36Can you ever forgive me for doubting you?
01:12:38I don't know what came over me.
01:12:40I was a mess after our fight.
01:12:44We can talk about it over dinner.
01:12:46I know a little spot by the beach.
01:12:52You are finished!
01:12:53Lisa, I am canceling our contract.
01:12:56And I am keeping the Heidi Brushfire name.
01:12:58Yeah, I'll write all the next books myself.
01:13:02A monkey could write that trash!
01:13:11You!
01:13:12Get up!
01:13:13Baby!
01:13:14Baby!
01:13:14That one!
01:13:21Don't worry about Giselle.
01:13:24I will get you a new publishing deal.
01:13:25No, you just have to trust me.
01:13:30Do you trust me?
01:13:40I love you, Lisa.
01:13:47Happy to present the author,
01:13:49formerly known as Heidi Brushfire,
01:13:52reading from her first novel
01:13:54under her real name,
01:13:56which has already topped
01:13:57the New York Times bestseller list,
01:13:59ladies and gentlemen,
01:14:02Lisa Brown!
01:14:03Yay!
01:14:04Yay!
01:14:04Yay!
01:14:10I sat at my laptop in PJs,
01:14:13writing a sex scene
01:14:14between a werewolf king
01:14:16and an elven princess.
01:14:18When the phone rang,
01:14:19little did I know my life
01:14:21was about to change forever.
01:14:30I love the book.
01:14:32Why did you decide to publish
01:14:33under your own name?
01:14:34My boyfriend was very encouraging.
01:14:37Some of you might know MK Roth.
01:14:40Aww!
01:14:42Max started his own publishing company
01:14:44after some bad industry experiences.
01:14:46His next book's coming out later this year.
01:14:48So, you didn't write
01:14:54the new Elven Lust book?
01:14:56It totally sucks.
01:14:58The Heidi Brushfire name
01:14:59belongs to my old publisher.
01:15:01I heard the CEO
01:15:01writes the books herself now.
01:15:03Guess she must have plenty of time
01:15:05now that she's bankrupt.
01:15:08I have a question.
01:15:10When are you and Max getting married?
01:15:12He let you put out this sexy book
01:15:14all about how you met.
01:15:15How about a happy ending?
01:15:17Mom!
01:15:19Actually,
01:15:20I can answer that.
01:15:31I've never really been a public person,
01:15:34but Lisa broke me out of that shell.
01:15:39Speaking of which...
01:15:41Lisa Brown,
01:15:49will you marry me?
01:15:54Yes.
01:15:55Yes.
01:15:55Yes!
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